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<div style="text-align: center;">''Key'': '''''n.''''': noun | '''''adj.''''': adjective | '''''adv.''''': adverb | '''''tr. v.''''': transitive verb | '''''intr. v.''''': intransitive verb | '''''conj.''''': conjunction | '''''prep.''''': preposition | '''''p. n.''''': proper noun | '''''pl.''''': plural | '''''gen.''''': genitive | '''''acc.''''': accusative | '''''dat.''''': dative | '''''abbr.''''': abbreviation | '''''pron.''''': pronoun</div>
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Example entry:
: '''a·ga''' n. {{Font|/ˈaɡa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' agia; ''gen.'' asi; ''dat.'' agu; ''acc.'' ata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*aga''.
:# {{small|(anatomy)}} Eye.
:# {{small|(figurative)}} Eyesight.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Door lens.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Camera lens.
:: ''Aga agu, te tegu'': an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
:: ''Itadron aga'': naked eye.

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<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary|The Kalhan-English Dictionary]]</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">''Kalhanșe-Éngelșe Raukrana''</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">''Key'': '''''n.''''': noun | '''''adj.''''': adjective | '''''adv.''''': adverb | '''''tr. v.''''': transitive verb | '''''intr. v.''''': intransitive verb | '''''conj.''''': conjunction | '''''prep.''''': preposition | '''''p. n.''''': proper noun | '''''pl.''''': plural | '''''gen.''''': genitive | '''''acc.''''': accusative | '''''dat.''''': dative | '''''abbr.''''': abbreviation</div>
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: '''a''' conj. {{Font|/a/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*auha''.
:# Either; or.

: '''a·de''' card. number {{Font|/ˈade/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleven.

: '''á·de·lor''' ord. number {{Font|/ˈadelor/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade'' + ''-lor''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleventh.

: '''Af·gan·gi''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡaŋɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Afghanistan or of Afghan descent.

: '''Af·gan·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/afˈɡan(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Classical Persian افغان (''afġān'') + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Afghanistan.

: '''Af·gan·șe''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-șe''.
:# {{small|(colloquial, improper)}} The Pashto language.

: '''Af·gan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/afˈɡanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Afghanistan.

: '''a·ga''' n. {{Font|/ˈaɡa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' agia; ''gen.'' asi; ''dat.'' agu; ''acc.'' ata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*aga''.
:# {{small|(anatomy)}} Eye.
:# {{small|(figurative)}} Eyesight.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Door lens.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Camera lens.
:: ''Aga agu, te tegu'': an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
:: ''Itadron aga'': naked eye.

: '''Al·ban·gi''' n. {{Font|/alˈbaŋɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Albania or of Albanian descent.

: '''Al·ban·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/alˈban(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Albania.

: '''Al·ban·șe''' n. {{Font|/alˈbanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-șe''.
:# The Albanian language.

: '''Al·ban·ton''' adj. {{Font|/alˈbanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Albania.

: '''Al·dje·rí·a''' p. n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈria/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -íasi; ''dat.'' -íu; ''acc.'' -íata) From French ''Algérie''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Algeria.

: '''Al·dje·ri·gi''' n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Algeria or of Algerian descent.

: '''Al·dje·ri·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Algeria.

: '''An·dor·ra''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈdɔra/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Andorsi / Andorra'si; ''dat.'' Andorru / Andorra'u; ''acc.'' Andorta / Andorra'ta) From Catalan ''Andorra''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Andorra.

: '''An·dor·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈdɔrɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Andorra'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Andorra or of Andorran descent.

: '''An·dor·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈdɔrton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Andorra'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Andorra.

: '''An·go·la''' p. n. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔla/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Angolsi / Angola'si; ''dat.'' Angolu / Angola'u; ''acc.'' Angolta / Angola'ta) From Portuguese ''Angola''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Angola.

: '''An·gol·gi''' n. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔlɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Angola'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Angola or of Angolan descent.

: '''An·gol·ton''' adj. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔlton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Angola'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Angola.

: '''a·nia''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Other.

: '''a·nia''' n. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''plural only''; ''not comparable''; ''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Others; other people.
:# The remaining elements of a group.

: '''An·ti·gua e Bar·bu·da''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbuda/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Antigua e Barbuda'si; ''dat.'' Antigua e Barbuda'u; ''acc.'' Antigua e Barbuda'ta) Calque of English ''Antigua and Barbuda''
:# {{small|(geography)}} Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Antigua and Barbuda or of Antiguan and Barbudan descent.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''an·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ántonsi; ''dat.'' ántonu; ''acc.'' ántonta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*anitona'', equivalent to ''an(ia) + -ton''.
:# Different.

: '''A·pri·lis''' p. n. {{Font|/aˈprilis/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' Aprilsi; ''dat.'' Aprilu; ''acc.'' Aprilta) From Latin ''Aprīlis''.
:# April.

: '''ar''' n. {{Font|/ar/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' aria; ''gen.'' arsi; ''dat.'' aru; ''acc.'' arta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ara''.
:# Earth, ground, dirt.

: '''Ar·gen·ti·na''' p. n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtina/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Argentinsi / Argentina'si; ''dat.'' Argentinu / Argentina'u; ''acc.'' Argentinta / Argentina'ta) From Spanish ''Argentina''. Alternative form: ''Ardjentina''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Argentina.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·gi''' n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtiŋɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Argentina'' + ''-gi''. Alternative form: ''Ardjentigi''.
:# A person from Argentina or of Argentine descent.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·ton''' adj. {{Font|/arɡenˈtinton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Argentina'' + ''-ton''. Alternative form: ''Ardjentinton''.
:# Of or relating to Argentina.

: '''ar·ka''' adj., adv. {{Font|/ˈarka/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''comparative'' árkara; ''superlative'' árkasta; ''gen.'' árkasi; ''dat.'' arku; ''acc.'' arkata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*arka''.
:# Far.

: '''ár·ka·gi''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''arka'' + ''-gi''.
:# A foreigner.

: '''ár·ka·șe''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''arka'' + ''-șe''.
:# A foreign language.

: '''ár·ka·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈarkaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''arka'' + ''-ton''.
:# Foreign.

: '''ar·na''' n. {{Font|/ˈarna/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' arnia; ''gen.'' árnasi; ''dat.'' árnagu; ''acc.'' árnata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*áruna''.
:# Road, street.

: '''a·ta''' tr. v. {{Font|/ˈata/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' atar; ''past'' átana; ''future''; átarki; ''passive'' atien) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ata''.
:# To tie, to bind.

: '''á·to·mus''' n. {{Font|/ˈatomus/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' átomia; ''gen.'' átomusi; ''dat.'' átomu; ''acc.'' átomuta) From Latin ''atomus''.
:# {{small|(chemistry, physics)}} Atom.

: '''á·to·mu·nau''' n. {{Font|/ ˌatomuˈnau̯/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -navia; ''gen.'' -nasi; ''dat.'' -navu; ''acc.'' -nata) From ''atomus'' + ''nau''.
:# {{small|(chemistry, physics)}} Atomic number.

: '''Au·gus·tus''' p. n. {{Font|/awˈɡustus/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Augusti; ''dat.'' Augustu; ''acc.'' Augusta) From Latin ''augustus''.
:# August.

: '''au·la''' n. {{Font|/ˈawla/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' alia; ''gen.'' alsi; ''dat.'' alu; ''acc.'' áulata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa-la''.
:# Feather.

: '''au·sa''' n. {{Font|/ˈawsa/, /ˈawza/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' asia; ''gen.'' ausi; ''dat.'' asu; ''acc.'' austa) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa''.
:# Bird; any species of the class ''Aves''.

: '''Áus·tri·a''' p. n. {{Font|/ˈawstria/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Áustriasi / Austria'si; ''dat.'' Áustriu / Austria'u; ''acc.'' Áustriata / Austria'ta) From Latin ''Austria''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Austria.

: '''Áus·tri·a·gi''' n. {{Font|/ˈawstrjaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Austria'' + ''-gi''
:# A person from Austria or of Austrian descent.

: '''Áus·tri·a·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈawstrjaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Australia'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Austria.

: '''Aus·tral·gi''' n. {{Font|/awsˈtralɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Australia'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Australia or of Australian descent.

: '''Aus·tra·lia''' p. n. {{Font|/awsˈtralja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Australsi / Australia'si; ''dat.'' Australu / Australia'u; ''acc.'' Australta / Australia'ta) From English ''Australia''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Australia.

: '''Aus·tral·ton''' adj. {{Font|/awsˈtralton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Australia'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Australia.

: '''au·to''' n. {{Font|/ˈawto/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' autia; ''gen.'' áutosi; ''dat.'' autou; ''acc.'' áutota) Clipping of ''automobíl''.
:# {{small|(informal)}} Automobile, car.

: '''au·to·mo·bíl''' n. {{Font|/awtomoˈbil/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' automobilia; ''gen.'' automobilsi; ''dat.'' automobilu; ''acc.'' automobilta) From French ''automobile''.
:# Automobile, car.

: '''a·va''' intr. v. {{Font|/ˈava/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' avar; ''past'' ávana; ''future''; ávarki) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ava''.
:# To fall.

: '''a·va''' n. {{Font|/ˈava/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' avia; ''gen.'' ávasi; ''dat.'' avu; ''acc.'' auta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ava''.
:# A fall.

: '''A·zer·bai·dján''' p. n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒan/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Azerbaijansi; ''dat.'' Azerbaijanu; ''acc.'' Azerbaijanta) From Ottoman Turkish آذربایجان (Azerbaycan).
:# {{small|(geography)}} Azerbaijan.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·gi''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒaŋɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Azerbaijan or of Azerbaijani descent.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·șe''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-șe''.
:# The Azerbaijani language.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Azerbaijan.

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<div style="text-align: center;">The Kalhan-English Dictionary</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">''Kalhanșe-Éngelșe Raukrana''</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/A|A]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/B|B]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/C|C]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/D|D]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/E|E]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/F|F]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/G|G]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/H|H]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/I|I]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/J|J]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/K|K]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/L|L]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/M|M]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/N|N]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/O|O]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/P|P]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Q|Q]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/R|R]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/S|S]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Ș|Ș]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/T|T]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/U|U]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/V|V]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/W|W]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/X|X]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Y|Y]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Z|Z]]</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">''Key'': '''''n.''''': noun | '''''adj.''''': adjective | '''''adv.''''': adverb | '''''tr. v.''''': transitive verb | '''''intr. v.''''': intransitive verb | '''''conj.''''': conjunction | '''''prep.''''': preposition | '''''p. n.''''': proper noun | '''''pl.''''': plural | '''''gen.''''': genitive | '''''acc.''''': accusative | '''''dat.''''': dative | '''''abbr.''''': abbreviation | '''''pron.''''': pronoun</div>
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Example entry:
: '''a·ga''' n. {{Font|/ˈaɡa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' agia; ''gen.'' asi; ''dat.'' agu; ''acc.'' ata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*aga''.
:# {{small|(anatomy)}} Eye.
:# {{small|(figurative)}} Eyesight.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Door lens.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Camera lens.
:: ''Aga agu, te tegu'': an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
:: ''Itadron aga'': naked eye.

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<div style="text-align: center;">The Kalhan-English Dictionary</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">''Kalhanșe-Éngelșe Raukrana''</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">''Key'': '''''n.''''': noun | '''''adj.''''': adjective | '''''adv.''''': adverb | '''''tr. v.''''': transitive verb | '''''intr. v.''''': intransitive verb | '''''conj.''''': conjunction | '''''prep.''''': preposition | '''''p. n.''''': proper noun | '''''pl.''''': plural | '''''gen.''''': genitive | '''''acc.''''': accusative | '''''dat.''''': dative | '''''abbr.''''': abbreviation | '''''pron.''''': pronoun</div>
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: '''e''' conj. {{Font|/e/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ehe''.
:# And.

: '''é·a''' n. {{Font|/ˈɛa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' éia; ''gen.'' éasi; ''dat.'' éu; ''acc.'' éata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*eha''.
:# Egg.

: '''e·da''' tr. v. {{Font|/ˈɛda/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' edar; ''past'' édana; ''future''; édarki; ''passive'' edien) From Proto-Kalhan ''*eda''.
:# To eat.
:# {{Small|(colloquial)}} To corrode.

: '''e·fon''' tr. v. {{Font|/ˈɛfon/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' efor; ''past'' éfona; ''future''; éforki; ''passive'' efien) From Proto-Kalhan ''*éfona''.
:# To hunt.

: '''ei·neș''' pron. {{Font|/ˈɛi̯neʃ/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' eiși; ''dat.'' eișu; ''acc.'' eșta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*éfona''.
:# A pronoun for people or animals of indeterminate sex.

: '''e·ra·ta''' n. {{Font|/ˈɛrata/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' eratia; ''gen.'' erátasi; ''dat.'' eratu; ''acc.'' eratua) From Proto-Kalhan ''*erata''.
:# Bark of a tree.

: '''er·gi''' n. {{Font|/ˈɛrɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From Proto-Kalhan ''*érivangi''.
:# Husband.

: '''e·rói''' adj. {{Font|/eˈrɔi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' erosi; ''dat.'' erovu; ''acc.'' erota) From Proto-Kalhan ''*erohi''.
:# Wet.
:# Humid.

: '''e·șan''' card. number {{Font|/ˈɛʃan/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*esihan''.
:# Three.

: '''é·șa·lor''' ord. number {{Font|/ˈɛʃalor/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*esihan'' + ''-lor''.
:# Third.

: '''e·șan·ju·ro''' card. number {{Font|/ɛʃanˈʒuro/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From ''eșan'' + ''juro''
:# Thirty.

: '''e·șan·jur·lor''' ord. number {{Font|/ɛʃanˈʒurlor/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Kalhan ''eșan'' + ''juro'' + ''-lor''.
:# Thirtieth.

: '''e·vo·la''' n. {{Font|/eˈvɔla/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''invariable''; ''gen.'' evolsi; ''dat.'' evolu; ''acc.'' evolta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*evola''.
:# Guts; the internal organs of an animal.

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<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary|The Kalhan-English Dictionary]]</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">''Kalhanșe-Éngelșe Raukrana''</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/A|A]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/B|B]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/C|C]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/D|D]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/E|E]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/F|F]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/G|G]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/H|H]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/I|I]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/J|J]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/K|K]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/L|L]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/M|M]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/N|N]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/O|O]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/P|P]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Q|Q]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/R|R]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/S|S]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Ș|Ș]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/T|T]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/U|U]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/V|V]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/W|W]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/X|X]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Y|Y]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Z|Z]]</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Lists|Lists]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Tables|Tables]]</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">''Key'': '''''n.''''': noun | '''''adj.''''': adjective | '''''adv.''''': adverb | '''''tr. v.''''': transitive verb | '''''intr. v.''''': intransitive verb | '''''conj.''''': conjunction | '''''prep.''''': preposition | '''''p. n.''''': proper noun | '''''pl.''''': plural | '''''gen.''''': genitive | '''''acc.''''': accusative | '''''dat.''''': dative | '''''abbr.''''': abbreviation</div>
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: '''a''' conj. {{Font|/a/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*auha''.
:# Either; or.

: '''a·de''' card. number {{Font|/ˈade/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleven.

: '''á·de·lor''' ord. number {{Font|/ˈadelor/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade'' + ''-lor''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleventh.

: '''Af·gan·gi''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Afghanistan or of Afghan descent.

: '''Af·gan·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/afˈɡan(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Classical Persian افغان (''afġān'') + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Afghanistan.

: '''Af·gan·șe''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-șe''.
:# {{small|(colloquial, improper)}} The Pashto language.

: '''Af·gan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/afˈɡanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Afghanistan.

: '''a·ga''' n. {{Font|/ˈaɡa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' agia; ''gen.'' asi; ''dat.'' agu; ''acc.'' ata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*aga''.
:# {{small|(anatomy)}} Eye.
:# {{small|(figurative)}} Eyesight.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Door lens.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Camera lens.
:: ''Aga agu, te tegu'': an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
:: ''Itadron aga'': naked eye.

: '''Al·ban·gi''' n. {{Font|/alˈbanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Albania or of Albanian descent.

: '''Al·ban·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/alˈban(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Albania.

: '''Al·ban·șe''' n. {{Font|/alˈbanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-șe''.
:# The Albanian language.

: '''Al·ban·ton''' adj. {{Font|/alˈbanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Albania.

: '''Al·dje·rí·a''' p. n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈria/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -íasi; ''dat.'' -íu; ''acc.'' -íata) From French ''Algérie''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Algeria.

: '''Al·dje·ri·gi''' n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Algeria or of Algerian descent.

: '''Al·dje·ri·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Algeria.

: '''An·dor·ra''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈdɔra/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Andorsi / Andorra'si; ''dat.'' Andorru / Andorra'u; ''acc.'' Andorta / Andorra'ta) From Catalan ''Andorra''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Andorra.

: '''An·dor·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈdɔrɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Andorra'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Andorra or of Andorran descent.

: '''An·dor·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈdɔrton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Andorra'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Andorra.

: '''An·go·la''' p. n. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔla/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Angolsi / Angola'si; ''dat.'' Angolu / Angola'u; ''acc.'' Angolta / Angola'ta) From Portuguese ''Angola''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Angola.

: '''An·gol·gi''' n. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔlɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Angola'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Angola or of Angolan descent.

: '''An·gol·ton''' adj. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔlton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Angola'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Angola.

: '''a·nia''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Other.

: '''a·nia''' n. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''plural only''; ''not comparable''; ''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Others; other people.
:# The remaining elements of a group.

: '''An·ti·gua e Bar·bu·da''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbuda/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Antigua e Barbuda'si; ''dat.'' Antigua e Barbuda'u; ''acc.'' Antigua e Barbuda'ta) Calque of English ''Antigua and Barbuda''
:# {{small|(geography)}} Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Antigua and Barbuda or of Antiguan and Barbudan descent.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''an·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ántonsi; ''dat.'' ántonu; ''acc.'' ántonta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*anitona'', equivalent to ''an(ia) + -ton''.
:# Different.

: '''A·pri·lis''' p. n. {{Font|/aˈprilis/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' Aprilsi; ''dat.'' Aprilu; ''acc.'' Aprilta) From Latin ''Aprīlis''.
:# April.

: '''ar''' n. {{Font|/ar/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' aria; ''gen.'' arsi; ''dat.'' aru; ''acc.'' arta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ara''.
:# Earth, ground, dirt.

: '''Ar·gen·ti·na''' p. n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtina/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Argentinsi / Argentina'si; ''dat.'' Argentinu / Argentina'u; ''acc.'' Argentinta / Argentina'ta) From Spanish ''Argentina''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Argentina.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·gi''' n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtinɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Argentina'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Argentina or of Argentine descent.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·ton''' adj. {{Font|/arɡenˈtinton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Argentina'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Argentina.

: '''ar·ka''' adj., adv. {{Font|/ˈarka/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''comparative'' árkara; ''superlative'' árkasta; ''gen.'' árkasi; ''dat.'' arku; ''acc.'' arkata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*arka''.
:# Far.

: '''ár·ka·gi''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''arka'' + ''-gi''.
:# A foreigner.

: '''ár·ka·șe''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''arka'' + ''-șe''.
:# A foreign language.

: '''ár·ka·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈarkaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''arka'' + ''-ton''.
:# Foreign.

: '''ar·na''' n. {{Font|/ˈarna/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' arnia; ''gen.'' árnasi; ''dat.'' árnagu; ''acc.'' árnata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*áruna''.
:# Road, street.

: '''a·ta''' tr. v. {{Font|/ˈata/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' atar; ''past'' átana; ''future''; átarki; ''passive'' atien) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ata''.
:# To tie, to bind.

: '''á·to·mus''' n. {{Font|/ˈatomus/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' átomia; ''gen.'' átomusi; ''dat.'' átomu; ''acc.'' átomuta) From Latin ''atomus''.
:# {{small|(chemistry, physics)}} Atom.

: '''á·to·mu·nau''' n. {{Font|/ ˌatomuˈnau̯/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -navia; ''gen.'' -nasi; ''dat.'' -navu; ''acc.'' -nata) From ''atomus'' + ''nau''.
:# {{small|(chemistry, physics)}} Atomic number.

: '''Au·gus·tus''' p. n. {{Font|/awˈɡustus/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Augusti; ''dat.'' Augustu; ''acc.'' Augusta) From Latin ''augustus''.
:# August.

: '''au·la''' n. {{Font|/ˈawla/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' alia; ''gen.'' alsi; ''dat.'' alu; ''acc.'' áulata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa-la''.
:# Feather.

: '''au·sa''' n. {{Font|/ˈawsa/, /ˈawza/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' asia; ''gen.'' ausi; ''dat.'' asu; ''acc.'' austa) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa''.
:# Bird; any species of the class ''Aves''.

: '''Áus·tri·a''' p. n. {{Font|/ˈawstria/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Áustriasi / Austria'si; ''dat.'' Áustriu / Austria'u; ''acc.'' Áustriata / Austria'ta) From Latin ''Austria''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Austria.

: '''Áus·tri·a·gi''' n. {{Font|/ˈawstrjaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Austria'' + ''-gi''
:# A person from Austria or of Austrian descent.

: '''Áus·tri·a·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈawstrjaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Australia'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Austria.

: '''Aus·tral·gi''' n. {{Font|/awsˈtralɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Australia'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Australia or of Australian descent.

: '''Aus·tra·lia''' p. n. {{Font|/awsˈtralja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Australsi / Australia'si; ''dat.'' Australu / Australia'u; ''acc.'' Australta / Australia'ta) From English ''Australia''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Australia.

: '''Aus·tral·ton''' adj. {{Font|/awsˈtralton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Australia'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Australia.

: '''au·to''' n. {{Font|/ˈawto/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' autia; ''gen.'' áutosi; ''dat.'' autou; ''acc.'' áutota) Clipping of ''automobíl''.
:# {{small|(informal)}} Automobile, car.

: '''au·to·mo·bíl''' n. {{Font|/awtomoˈbil/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' automobilia; ''gen.'' automobilsi; ''dat.'' automobilu; ''acc.'' automobilta) From French ''automobile''.
:# Automobile, car.

: '''a·va''' intr. v. {{Font|/ˈava/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' avar; ''past'' ávana; ''future''; ávarki) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ava''.
:# To fall.

: '''a·va''' n. {{Font|/ˈava/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' avia; ''gen.'' ávasi; ''dat.'' avu; ''acc.'' auta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ava''.
:# A fall.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·gi''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Azerbaijan or of Azerbaijani descent.

: '''A·zer·bai·dján''' p. n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒan/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Azerbaijansi; ''dat.'' Azerbaijanu; ''acc.'' Azerbaijanta) From Ottoman Turkish آذربایجان (Azerbaycan).
:# {{small|(geography)}} Azerbaijan.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·șe''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-șe''.
:# {{small|(colloquial, improper)}} The Azerbaijani language.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Azerbaijan.

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Symposium:

<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary|The Kalhan-English Dictionary]]</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">''Kalhanșe-Éngelșe Raukrana''</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/A|A]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/B|B]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/C|C]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/D|D]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/E|E]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/F|F]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/G|G]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/H|H]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/I|I]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/J|J]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/K|K]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/L|L]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/M|M]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/N|N]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/O|O]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/P|P]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Q|Q]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/R|R]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/S|S]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Ș|Ș]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/T|T]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/U|U]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/V|V]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/W|W]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/X|X]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Y|Y]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Z|Z]]</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Lists|Lists]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Tables|Tables]]</div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">''Key'': '''''n.''''': noun | '''''adj.''''': adjective | '''''adv.''''': adverb | '''''tr. v.''''': transitive verb | '''''intr. v.''''': intransitive verb | '''''conj.''''': conjunction | '''''prep.''''': preposition | '''''p. n.''''': proper noun | '''''pl.''''': plural | '''''gen.''''': genitive | '''''acc.''''': accusative | '''''dat.''''': dative | '''''abbr.''''': abbreviation</div>
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: '''a''' conj. {{Font|/a/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*auha''.
:# Either; or.

: '''ade''' card. number {{Font|/ˈade/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleven.

: '''ádelor''' ord. number {{Font|/ˈadelor/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade'' + ''-lor''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleventh.

: '''Af·gan·gi''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Afghanistan or of Afghan descent.

: '''Af·gan·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/afˈɡan(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Classical Persian افغان (''afġān'') + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Afghanistan.

: '''Af·gan·șe''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-șe''.
:# {{small|(colloquial, improper)}} The Pashto language.

: '''Af·gan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/afˈɡanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Afghanistan.

: '''a·ga''' n. {{Font|/ˈaɡa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' agia; ''gen.'' asi; ''dat.'' agu; ''acc.'' ata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*aga''.
:# {{small|(anatomy)}} Eye.
:# {{small|(figurative)}} Eyesight.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Door lens.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Camera lens.
:: ''Aga agu, te tegu'': an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
:: ''Itadron aga'': naked eye.

: '''Al·ban·gi''' n. {{Font|/alˈbanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Albania or of Albanian descent.

: '''Al·ban·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/alˈban(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Albania.

: '''Al·ban·șe''' n. {{Font|/alˈbanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-șe''.
:# The Albanian language.

: '''Al·ban·ton''' adj. {{Font|/alˈbanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Albania.

: '''Al·dje·rí·a''' p. n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈria/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -íasi; ''dat.'' -íu; ''acc.'' -íata) From French ''Algérie''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Algeria.

: '''Al·dje·ri·gi''' n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Algeria or of Algerian descent.

: '''Al·dje·ri·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Algeria.

: '''An·dor·ra''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈdɔra/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Andorsi / Andorra'si; ''dat.'' Andorru / Andorra'u; ''acc.'' Andorta / Andorra'ta) From Catalan ''Andorra''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Andorra.

: '''An·dor·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈdɔrɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Andorra'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Andorra or of Andorran descent.

: '''An·dor·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈdɔrton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Andorra'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Andorra.

: '''An·go·la''' p. n. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔla/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Angolsi / Angola'si; ''dat.'' Angolu / Angola'u; ''acc.'' Angolta / Angola'ta) From Portuguese ''Angola''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Angola.

: '''An·gol·gi''' n. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔlɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Angola'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Angola or of Angolan descent.

: '''An·gol·ton''' adj. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔlton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Angola'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Angola.

: '''a·nia''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Other.

: '''a·nia''' n. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''plural only''; ''not comparable''; ''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Others; other people.
:# The remaining elements of a group.

: '''An·ti·gua e Bar·bu·da''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbuda/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Antigua e Barbuda'si; ''dat.'' Antigua e Barbuda'u; ''acc.'' Antigua e Barbuda'ta) Calque of English ''Antigua and Barbuda''
:# {{small|(geography)}} Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Antigua and Barbuda or of Antiguan and Barbudan descent.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''an·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ántonsi; ''dat.'' ántonu; ''acc.'' ántonta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*anitona'', equivalent to ''an(ia) + -ton''.
:# Different.

: '''A·pri·lis''' p. n. {{Font|/aˈprilis/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' Aprilsi; ''dat.'' Aprilu; ''acc.'' Aprilta) From Latin ''Aprīlis''.
:# April.

: '''ar''' n. {{Font|/ar/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' aria; ''gen.'' arsi; ''dat.'' aru; ''acc.'' arta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ara''.
:# Earth, ground, dirt.

: '''Ar·gen·ti·na''' p. n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtina/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Argentinsi / Argentina'si; ''dat.'' Argentinu / Argentina'u; ''acc.'' Argentinta / Argentina'ta) From Spanish ''Argentina''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Argentina.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·gi''' n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtinɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Argentina'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Argentina or of Argentine descent.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·ton''' adj. {{Font|/arɡenˈtinton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Argentina'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Argentina.

: '''ar·ka''' adj., adv. {{Font|/ˈarka/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''comparative'' árkara; ''superlative'' árkasta; ''gen.'' árkasi; ''dat.'' arku; ''acc.'' arkata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*arka''.
:# Far.

: '''ár·ka·gi''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''arka'' + ''-gi''.
:# A foreigner.

: '''ár·ka·șe''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''arka'' + ''-șe''.
:# A foreign language.

: '''ár·ka·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈarkaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''arka'' + ''-ton''.
:# Foreign.

: '''ar·na''' n. {{Font|/ˈarna/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' arnia; ''gen.'' árnasi; ''dat.'' árnagu; ''acc.'' árnata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*áruna''.
:# Road, street.

: '''a·ta''' tr. v. {{Font|/ˈata/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' atar; ''past'' átana; ''future''; átarki; ''passive'' atien) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ata''.
:# To tie, to bind.

: '''á·to·mus''' n. {{Font|/ˈatomus/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' átomia; ''gen.'' átomusi; ''dat.'' átomu; ''acc.'' átomuta) From Latin ''atomus''.
:# {{small|(chemistry, physics)}} Atom.

: '''á·to·mu·nau''' n. {{Font|/ ˌatomuˈnau̯/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -navia; ''gen.'' -nasi; ''dat.'' -navu; ''acc.'' -nata) From ''atomus'' + ''nau''.
:# {{small|(chemistry, physics)}} Atomic number.

: '''Au·gus·tus''' p. n. {{Font|/awˈɡustus/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Augusti; ''dat.'' Augustu; ''acc.'' Augusta) From Latin ''augustus''.
:# August.

: '''au·la''' n. {{Font|/ˈawla/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' alia; ''gen.'' alsi; ''dat.'' alu; ''acc.'' áulata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa-la''.
:# Feather.

: '''au·sa''' n. {{Font|/ˈawsa/, /ˈawza/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' asia; ''gen.'' ausi; ''dat.'' asu; ''acc.'' austa) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa''.
:# Bird; any species of the class ''Aves''.

: '''Áus·tri·a''' p. n. {{Font|/ˈawstria/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Áustriasi / Austria'si; ''dat.'' Áustriu / Austria'u; ''acc.'' Áustriata / Austria'ta) From Latin ''Austria''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Austria.

: '''Áus·tri·a·gi''' n. {{Font|/ˈawstrjaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Austria'' + ''-gi''
:# A person from Austria or of Austrian descent.

: '''Áus·tri·a·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈawstrjaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Australia'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Austria.

: '''Aus·tral·gi''' n. {{Font|/awsˈtralɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Australia'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Australia or of Australian descent.

: '''Aus·tra·lia''' p. n. {{Font|/awsˈtralja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Australsi / Australia'si; ''dat.'' Australu / Australia'u; ''acc.'' Australta / Australia'ta) From English ''Australia''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Australia.

: '''Aus·tral·ton''' adj. {{Font|/awsˈtralton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Australia'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Australia.

: '''au·to''' n. {{Font|/ˈawto/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' autia; ''gen.'' áutosi; ''dat.'' autou; ''acc.'' áutota) Clipping of ''automobíl''.
:# {{small|(informal)}} Automobile, car.

: '''au·to·mo·bíl''' n. {{Font|/awtomoˈbil/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' automobilia; ''gen.'' automobilsi; ''dat.'' automobilu; ''acc.'' automobilta) From French ''automobile''.
:# Automobile, car.

: '''a·va''' intr. v. {{Font|/ˈava/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' avar; ''past'' ávana; ''future''; ávarki) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ava''.
:# To fall.

: '''a·va''' n. {{Font|/ˈava/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' avia; ''gen.'' ávasi; ''dat.'' avu; ''acc.'' auta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ava''.
:# A fall.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·gi''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Azerbaijan or of Azerbaijani descent.

: '''A·zer·bai·dján''' p. n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒan/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Azerbaijansi; ''dat.'' Azerbaijanu; ''acc.'' Azerbaijanta) From Ottoman Turkish آذربایجان (Azerbaycan).
:# {{small|(geography)}} Azerbaijan.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·șe''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-șe''.
:# {{small|(colloquial, improper)}} The Azerbaijani language.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Azerbaijan.

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Symposium:

{{Icons|Book|Kalseri}}
<div style="text-align: center;">The Kalhan-English Dictionary</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">''Kalhanșe-Éngelșe Raukrana''</div>
----
<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/A|A]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/B|B]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/C|C]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/D|D]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/E|E]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/F|F]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/G|G]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/H|H]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/I|I]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/J|J]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/K|K]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/L|L]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/M|M]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/N|N]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/O|O]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/P|P]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Q|Q]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/R|R]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/S|S]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Ș|Ș]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/T|T]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/U|U]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/V|V]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/W|W]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/X|X]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Y|Y]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Z|Z]]</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Lists|Lists]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Tables|Tables]]</div>
----
<div style="text-align: center;">''Key'': '''''n.''''': noun | '''''adj.''''': adjective | '''''adv.''''': adverb | '''''tr. v.''''': transitive verb | '''''intr. v.''''': intransitive verb | '''''conj.''''': conjunction | '''''prep.''''': preposition | '''''p. n.''''': proper noun | '''''pl.''''': plural | '''''gen.''''': genitive | '''''acc.''''': accusative | '''''dat.''''': dative | '''''abbr.''''': abbreviation</div>
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Example entry:
: '''a·ga''' {{Font|/ˈaɡa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' agia; ''gen.'' asi; ''dat.'' agu; ''acc.'' ata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*aga''.
:# {{small|(anatomy)}} Eye.
:# {{small|(figurative)}} Eyesight.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Door lens.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Camera lens.
:: ''Aga agu, te tegu'': an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
:: ''Itadron aga'': naked eye.

Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Q

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Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/A

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Symposium: + fall (n), Angola, Austria, atom, atomic number; formatting and definition fixes

<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary|The Kalhan-English Dictionary]]</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">''Kalhanșe-Éngelșe Raukrana''</div>
----
<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/A|A]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/B|B]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/C|C]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/D|D]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/E|E]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/F|F]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/G|G]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/H|H]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/I|I]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/J|J]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/K|K]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/L|L]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/M|M]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/N|N]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/O|O]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/P|P]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Q|Q]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/R|R]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/S|S]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Ș|Ș]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/T|T]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/U|U]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/V|V]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/W|W]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/X|X]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Y|Y]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Z|Z]]</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Lists|Lists]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Tables|Tables]]</div>
----
<div style="text-align: center;">''Key'': '''''n.''''': noun | '''''adj.''''': adjective | '''''adv.''''': adverb | '''''tr. v.''''': transitive verb | '''''intr. v.''''': intransitive verb | '''''conj.''''': conjunction | '''''prep.''''': preposition | '''''p. n.''''': proper noun | '''''pl.''''': plural | '''''gen.''''': genitive | '''''acc.''''': accusative | '''''dat.''''': dative.</div>
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: '''a''' conj. {{Font|/a/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*auha''.
:# Either; or.

: '''ade''' card. number {{Font|/ˈade/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleven.

: '''ádelor''' ord. number {{Font|/ˈadelor/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade'' + ''-lor''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleventh.

: '''Af·gan·gi''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Afghanistan or of Afghan descent.

: '''Af·gan·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/afˈɡan(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Classical Persian افغان (''afġān'') + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Afghanistan.

: '''Af·gan·șe''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-șe''.
:# {{small|(colloquial, improper)}} The Pashto language.

: '''Af·gan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/afˈɡanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Afghanistan.

: '''a·ga''' n. {{Font|/ˈaɡa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' agia; ''gen.'' asi; ''dat.'' agu; ''acc.'' ata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*aga''.
:# {{small|(anatomy)}} Eye.
:# {{small|(figurative)}} Eyesight.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Door lens.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Camera lens.
:: ''Aga agu, te tegu'': an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
:: ''Itadron aga'': naked eye.

: '''Al·ban·gi''' n. {{Font|/alˈbanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Albania or of Albanian descent.

: '''Al·ban·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/alˈban(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Albania.

: '''Al·ban·șe''' n. {{Font|/alˈbanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-șe''.
:# The Albanian language.

: '''Al·ban·ton''' adj. {{Font|/alˈbanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Albania.

: '''Al·dje·rí·a''' p. n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈria/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -íasi; ''dat.'' -íu; ''acc.'' -íata) From French ''Algérie''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Algeria.

: '''Al·dje·ri·gi''' n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Algeria or of Algerian descent.

: '''Al·dje·ri·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Algeria.

: '''An·dor·ra''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈdɔra/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Andorsi / Andorra'si; ''dat.'' Andorru / Andorra'u; ''acc.'' Andorta / Andorra'ta) From Catalan ''Andorra''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Andorra.

: '''An·dor·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈdɔrɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Andorra'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Andorra or of Andorran descent.

: '''An·dor·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈdɔrton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Andorra'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Andorra.

: '''An·go·la''' p. n. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔla/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Angolsi / Angola'si; ''dat.'' Angolu / Angola'u; ''acc.'' Angolta / Angola'ta) From Portuguese ''Angola''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Angola.

: '''An·gol·gi''' n. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔlɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Angola'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Angola or of Angolan descent.

: '''An·gol·ton''' adj. {{Font|/aŋˈɡɔlton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Angola'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Angola.

: '''a·nia''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Other.

: '''a·nia''' n. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''plural only''; ''not comparable''; ''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Others; other people.
:# The remaining elements of a group.

: '''An·ti·gua e Bar·bu·da''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbuda/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Antigua e Barbuda'si; ''dat.'' Antigua e Barbuda'u; ''acc.'' Antigua e Barbuda'ta) Calque of English ''Antigua and Barbuda''
:# {{small|(geography)}} Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Antigua and Barbuda or of Antiguan and Barbudan descent.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''an·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ántonsi; ''dat.'' ántonu; ''acc.'' ántonta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*anitona'', equivalent to ''an(ia) + -ton''.
:# Different.

: '''A·pri·lis''' p. n. {{Font|/aˈprilis/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' Aprilsi; ''dat.'' Aprilu; ''acc.'' Aprilta) From Latin ''Aprīlis''.
:# April.

: '''ar''' n. {{Font|/ar/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' aria; ''gen.'' arsi; ''dat.'' aru; ''acc.'' arta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ara''.
:# Earth, ground, dirt.

: '''Ar·gen·ti·na''' p. n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtina/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Argentinsi / Argentina'si; ''dat.'' Argentinu / Argentina'u; ''acc.'' Argentinta / Argentina'ta) From Spanish ''Argentina''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Argentina.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·gi''' n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtinɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Argentina'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Argentina or of Argentine descent.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·ton''' adj. {{Font|/arɡenˈtinton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Argentina'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Argentina.

: '''ar·ka''' adj., adv. {{Font|/ˈarka/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''comparative'' árkara; ''superlative'' árkasta; ''gen.'' árkasi; ''dat.'' arku; ''acc.'' arkata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*arka''.
:# Far.

: '''ár·ka·gi''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''arka'' + ''-gi''.
:# A foreigner.

: '''ár·ka·șe''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''arka'' + ''-șe''.
:# A foreign language.

: '''ár·ka·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈarkaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''arka'' + ''-ton''.
:# Foreign.

: '''ar·na''' n. {{Font|/ˈarna/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' arnia; ''gen.'' árnasi; ''dat.'' árnagu; ''acc.'' árnata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*áruna''.
:# Road, street.

: '''a·ta''' tr. v. {{Font|/ˈata/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' atar; ''past'' átana; ''future''; átarki; ''passive'' atien) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ata''.
:# To tie, to bind.

: '''á·to·mus''' n. {{Font|/ˈatomus/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' átomia; ''gen.'' átomusi; ''dat.'' átomu; ''acc.'' átomuta) From Latin ''atomus''.
:# {{small|(chemistry, physics)}} Atom.

: '''á·to·mu·nau''' n. {{Font|/ ˌatomuˈnau̯/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -navia; ''gen.'' -nasi; ''dat.'' -navu; ''acc.'' -nata) From ''atomus'' + ''nau''.
:# {{small|(chemistry, physics)}} Atomic number.

: '''Au·gus·tus''' p. n. {{Font|/awˈɡustus/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Augusti; ''dat.'' Augustu; ''acc.'' Augusta) From Latin ''augustus''.
:# August.

: '''au·la''' n. {{Font|/ˈawla/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' alia; ''gen.'' alsi; ''dat.'' alu; ''acc.'' áulata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa-la''.
:# Feather.

: '''au·sa''' n. {{Font|/ˈawsa/, /ˈawza/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' asia; ''gen.'' ausi; ''dat.'' asu; ''acc.'' austa) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa''.
:# Bird; any species of the class ''Aves''.

: '''Áus·tri·a''' p. n. {{Font|/ˈawstria/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Áustriasi / Austria'si; ''dat.'' Áustriu / Austria'u; ''acc.'' Áustriata / Austria'ta) From Latin ''Austria''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Austria.

: '''Áus·tri·a·gi''' n. {{Font|/ˈawstrjaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Austria'' + ''-gi''
:# A person from Austria or of Austrian descent.

: '''Áus·tri·a·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈawstrjaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Australia'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Austria.

: '''Aus·tral·gi''' n. {{Font|/awsˈtralɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Australia'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Australia or of Australian descent.

: '''Aus·tra·lia''' p. n. {{Font|/awsˈtralja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Australsi / Australia'si; ''dat.'' Australu / Australia'u; ''acc.'' Australta / Australia'ta) From English ''Australia''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Australia.

: '''Aus·tral·ton''' adj. {{Font|/awsˈtralton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Australia'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Australia.

: '''au·to''' n. {{Font|/ˈawto/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' autia; ''gen.'' áutosi; ''dat.'' autou; ''acc.'' áutota) Clipping of ''automobíl''.
:# {{small|(informal)}} Automobile, car.

: '''au·to·mo·bíl''' n. {{Font|/awtomoˈbil/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' automobilia; ''gen.'' automobilsi; ''dat.'' automobilu; ''acc.'' automobilta) From French ''automobile''.
:# Automobile, car.

: '''a·va''' intr. v. {{Font|/ˈava/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' avar; ''past'' ávana; ''future''; ávarki) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ava''.
:# To fall.

: '''a·va''' n. {{Font|/ˈava/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' avia; ''gen.'' ávasi; ''dat.'' avu; ''acc.'' auta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ava''.
:# A fall.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·gi''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' -gia; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Azerbaijan or of Azerbaijani descent.

: '''A·zer·bai·dján''' p. n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒan/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Azerbaijansi; ''dat.'' Azerbaijanu; ''acc.'' Azerbaijanta) From Ottoman Turkish آذربایجان (Azerbaycan).
:# {{small|(geography)}} Azerbaijan.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·șe''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-șe''.
:# {{small|(colloquial, improper)}} The Azerbaijani language.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Azerbaijan.

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Example entry:
: '''a·ga''' {{Font|/ˈaɡa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' agia; ''gen.'' asi; ''dat.'' agu; ''acc.'' ata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*aga''.
:# {{small|(anatomy)}} Eye.
:# {{small|(figurative)}} Eyesight.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Door lens.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Camera lens.
:: ''Aga agu, te tegu'': an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
:: ''Itadron aga'': naked eye.

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: '''a''' conj. {{Font|/a/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*auha''.
:# Either; or.

: '''ade''' card. number {{Font|/ˈade/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleven.

: '''ádelor''' ord. number {{Font|/ˈadelor/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade'' + ''-lor''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleventh.

: '''Af·gan·gi''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Afghanistan or of Afghan descent.

: '''Af·gan·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/afˈɡan(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Classical Persian افغان (''afġān'') + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Afghanistan.

: '''Af·gan·șe''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-șe''.
:# {{small|(colloquial, improper)}} The Pashto language.

: '''Af·gan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/afˈɡanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Afghanistan.

: '''a·ga''' n. {{Font|/ˈaɡa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' agia; ''gen.'' asi; ''dat.'' agu; ''acc.'' ata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*aga''.
:# {{small|(anatomy)}} Eye.
:# {{small|(figurative)}} Eyesight.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Door lens.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Camera lens.
:: ''Aga agu, te tegu'': an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
:: ''Itadron aga'': naked eye.

: '''Al·ban·gi''' n. {{Font|/alˈbanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Albania or of Albanian descent.

: '''Al·ban·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/alˈban(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Albania.

: '''Al·ban·șe''' n. {{Font|/alˈbanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-șe''.
:# The Albanian language.

: '''Al·ban·ton''' adj. {{Font|/alˈbanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Albania.

: '''Al·dje·rí·a''' p. n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈria/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -íasi; ''dat.'' -íu; ''acc.'' -íata) From French ''Algérie''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Algeria.

: '''Al·dje·ri·gi''' n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Algeria or of Algerian descent.

: '''Al·dje·ri·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Algeria.

: '''An·dor·ra''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈdɔra/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Andorsi; ''dat.'' Andorru; ''acc.'' Andorta) From Catalan ''Andorra''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Andorra.

: '''An·dor·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈdɔrɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Andorra'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Andorra or of Andorran descent.

: '''An·dor·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈdɔrton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Andorra'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Andorra.

: '''a·nia''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Other.

: '''a·nia''' n. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''plural only''; ''not comparable''; ''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Others; other people.
:# The remaining elements of a group.

: '''An·ti·gua e Bar·bu·da''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbuda/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Andorsi; ''dat.'' Andorru; ''acc.'' Andorta) Calque of English ''Antigua and Barbuda''
:# {{small|(geography)}} Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Antigua and Barbuda or of Antiguan and Barbudan descent.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''an·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ántonsi; ''dat.'' ántonu; ''acc.'' ántonta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*anitona'', equivalent to ''an(ia) + -ton''.
:# Different.

: '''A·pri·lis''' p. n. {{Font|/aˈprilis/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' Aprilsi; ''dat.'' Aprilu; ''acc.'' Aprilta) From Latin ''Aprīlis''.
:# April.

: '''ar''' n. {{Font|/ˈar/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' aria; ''gen.'' arsi; ''dat.'' aru; ''acc.'' arta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ara''.
:# Earth, ground, dirt.

: '''Ar·gen·ti·na''' p. n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtina/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Argentinsi; ''dat.'' Argentinu; ''acc.'' Argentinta ) From Spanish ''Argentina''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Argentina.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·gi''' n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtinɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Argentina'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Argentina or of Argentine descent.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·ton''' adj. {{Font|/arɡenˈtinton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Argentina'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Argentina.

: '''ar·ka''' n., adv. {{Font|/ˈarka/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''comparative'' árkara; ''superlative'' árkasta; ''gen.'' árkasi; ''dat.'' arku; ''acc.'' arkata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*arka''.
:# Far.

: '''ár·ka·gi''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''arka'' + ''-gi''.
:# A foreigner.

: '''ár·ka·șe''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''arka'' + ''-șe''.
:# A foreign language.

: '''ár·ka·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈarkaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''arka'' + ''-ton''.
:# Foreign.

: '''ar·na''' n. {{Font|/ˈarna/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' arnia; ''gen.'' árnasi; ''dat.'' árnagu; ''acc.'' árnata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*áruna''.
:# Road, street.

: '''a·ta''' tr. v. {{Font|/ˈata/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' atar; ''past'' átana; ''future''; átarki; ''passive'' atien) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ata''.
:# To tie, to bind.

: '''Au·gus·tus''' p. n. {{Font|/awˈɡustus/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Augusti; ''dat.'' Augustu; ''acc.'' Augusta) From Latin ''augustus''.
:# August.

: '''au·la''' n. {{Font|/ˈawla/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' alia; ''gen.'' alsi; ''dat.'' alu; ''acc.'' áulata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa-la''.
:# Feather.

: '''au·sa''' n. {{Font|/ˈawsa/, /ˈawza/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' asia; ''gen.'' ausi; ''dat.'' asu; ''acc.'' austa) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa''.
:# Feather.

: '''Aus·tral·gi''' n. {{Font|/awsˈtralɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Australia'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Australia or of Australian descent.

: '''Aus·tra·lia''' p. n. {{Font|/awsˈtralja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Australsi; ''dat.'' Australu; ''acc.'' Australta) From English ''Australia''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Australia.

: '''Aus·tral·ton''' adj. {{Font|/awsˈtralton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Australia'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Australia.

: '''au·to''' n. {{Font|/ˈawto/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' autia; ''gen.'' áutosi; ''dat.'' autou; ''acc.'' áutota) Clipping of ''automobíl''.
:# {{small|(informal)}} Automobile, car.

: '''au·to·mo·bíl''' n. {{Font|/awtomoˈbil/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' automobilia; ''gen.'' automobilsi; ''dat.'' automobilu; ''acc.'' automobilta) From French ''automobile''.
:# Automobile, car.

: '''a·va''' intr. v. {{Font|/ˈava/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' avar; ''past'' ávana; ''future''; ávarki) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ava''.
:# To fall.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·gi''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Azerbaijan or of Azerbaijani descent.

: '''A·zer·bai·dján''' p. n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒan/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Ottoman Turkish آذربایجان (Azerbaycan).
:# {{small|(geography)}} Azerbaijan.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·șe''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-șe''.
:# {{small|(colloquial, improper)}} The Azerbaijani language.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Azerbaijan.

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Symposium: Created page with ": '''a''' conj. {{Font|/a/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*auha''. :# Either; or. : '''ade''' card. number {{Font|/ˈade/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade''. :# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleven. : '''ádelor''' ord. number {{Font|/ˈadelor/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade'' + ''-lor''. :# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleventh. : '''Af·gan·gi''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) Fr..."

: '''a''' conj. {{Font|/a/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*auha''.
:# Either; or.

: '''ade''' card. number {{Font|/ˈade/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleven.

: '''ádelor''' ord. number {{Font|/ˈadelor/|font=Dejavu Sans}} From Proto-Kalhan ''*ade'' + ''-lor''.
:# {{small|(archaic)}} Eleventh.

: '''Af·gan·gi''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Afghanistan or of Afghan descent.

: '''Af·gan·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/afˈɡan(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Classical Persian افغان (''afġān'') + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Afghanistan.

: '''Af·gan·șe''' n. {{Font|/afˈɡanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-șe''.
:# {{small|(colloquial, improper)}} The Pashto language.

: '''Af·gan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/afˈɡanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Afgan(hal)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Afghanistan.

: '''a·ga''' n. {{Font|/ˈaɡa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' agia; ''gen.'' asi; ''dat.'' agu; ''acc.'' ata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*aga''.
:# {{small|(anatomy)}} Eye.
:# {{small|(figurative)}} Eyesight.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Door lens.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Camera lens.
:: ''Aga agu, te tegu'': an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
:: ''Itadron aga'': naked eye.

: '''Al·ban·gi''' n. {{Font|/alˈbanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Albania or of Albanian descent.

: '''Al·ban·hal''' p. n. {{Font|/alˈban(h)al/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-hal''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Albania.

: '''Al·ban·șe''' n. {{Font|/alˈbanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-șe''.
:# The Albanian language.

: '''Al·ban·ton''' adj. {{Font|/alˈbanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From Medieval Latin ''Albān(ia)'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Albania.

: '''Al·dje·rí·a''' p. n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈria/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -íasi; ''dat.'' -íu; ''acc.'' -íata) From French ''Algérie''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Algeria.

: '''Al·dje·ri·gi''' n. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Algeria or of Algerian descent.

: '''Al·dje·ri·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ald͡ʒeˈriton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Aldjería'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Algeria.

: '''An·dor·ra''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈdɔra/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Andorsi; ''dat.'' Andorru; ''acc.'' Andorta) From Catalan ''Andorra''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Andorra.

: '''An·dor·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈdɔrɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Andorra'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Andorra or of Andorran descent.

: '''An·dor·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈdɔrton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Andorra'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Andorra.

: '''a·nia''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Other.

: '''a·nia''' n. {{Font|/ˈanja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''plural only''; ''not comparable''; ''gen.'' ániasi; ''dat.'' aniu; ''acc.'' anta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ania''.
:# Others; other people.
:# The remaining elements of a group.

: '''An·ti·gua e Bar·bu·da''' p. n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbuda/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Andorsi; ''dat.'' Andorru; ''acc.'' Andorta) Calque of English ''Antigua and Barbuda''
:# {{small|(geography)}} Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·gi''' n. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Antigua and Barbuda or of Antiguan and Barbudan descent.

: '''An·ti·gua-e-Bar·bú·da·ton''' adj. {{Font|/anˈtiɡwa e barˈbudaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Antigua e Barbuda'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Antigua and Barbuda.

: '''an·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' ántonsi; ''dat.'' ántonu; ''acc.'' ántonta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*anitona'', equivalent to ''an(ia) + -ton''.
:# Different.

: '''A·pri·lis''' p. n. {{Font|/aˈprilis/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''gen.'' Aprilsi; ''dat.'' Aprilu; ''acc.'' Aprilta) From Latin ''Aprīlis''.
:# April.

: '''ar''' n. {{Font|/ˈar/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' aria; ''gen.'' arsi; ''dat.'' aru; ''acc.'' arta) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ara''.
:# Earth, ground, dirt.

: '''Ar·gen·ti·na''' p. n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtina/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Argentinsi; ''dat.'' Argentinu; ''acc.'' Argentinta ) From Spanish ''Argentina''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Argentina.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·gi''' n. {{Font|/arɡenˈtinɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Argentina'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Argentina or of Argentine descent.

: '''Ar·gen·tin·ton''' adj. {{Font|/arɡenˈtinton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Argentina'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Argentina.

: '''ar·ka''' n., adv. {{Font|/ˈarka/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''comparative'' árkara; ''superlative'' árkasta; ''gen.'' árkasi; ''dat.'' arku; ''acc.'' arkata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*arka''.
:# Far.

: '''ár·ka·gi''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''arka'' + ''-gi''.
:# A foreigner.

: '''ár·ka·șe''' n. {{Font|/ˈarkaʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''arka'' + ''-șe''.
:# A foreign language.

: '''ár·ka·ton''' adj. {{Font|/ˈarkaton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''arka'' + ''-ton''.
:# Foreign.

: '''ar·na''' n. {{Font|/ˈarna/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' arnia; ''gen.'' árnasi; ''dat.'' árnagu; ''acc.'' árnata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*áruna''.
:# Road, street.

: '''a·ta''' tr. v. {{Font|/ˈata/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' atar; ''past'' átana; ''future''; átarki; ''passive'' atien) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ata''.
:# To tie, to bind.

: '''Au·gus·tus''' p. n. {{Font|/awˈɡustus/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Augusti; ''dat.'' Augustu; ''acc.'' Augusta) From Latin ''augustus''.
:# August.

: '''au·la''' n. {{Font|/ˈawla/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' alia; ''gen.'' alsi; ''dat.'' alu; ''acc.'' áulata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa-la''.
:# Feather.

: '''au·sa''' n. {{Font|/ˈawsa/, /ˈawza/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' asia; ''gen.'' ausi; ''dat.'' asu; ''acc.'' austa) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ávusa''.
:# Feather.

: '''Aus·tral·gi''' n. {{Font|/awsˈtralɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Australia'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Australia or of Australian descent.

: '''Aus·tra·lia''' p. n. {{Font|/awsˈtralja/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' Australsi; ''dat.'' Australu; ''acc.'' Australta) From English ''Australia''.
:# {{small|(geography)}} Australia.

: '''Aus·tral·ton''' adj. {{Font|/awsˈtralton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Australia'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Australia.

: '''au·to''' n. {{Font|/ˈawto/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' autia; ''gen.'' áutosi; ''dat.'' autou; ''acc.'' áutota) Clipping of ''automobíl''.
:# {{small|(informal)}} Automobile, car.

: '''au·to·mo·bíl''' n. {{Font|/awtomoˈbil/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' automobilia; ''gen.'' automobilsi; ''dat.'' automobilu; ''acc.'' automobilta) From French ''automobile''.
:# Automobile, car.

: '''a·va''' intr. v. {{Font|/ˈava/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''1sg pres.'' avar; ''past'' ávana; ''future''; ávarki) From Proto-Kalhan ''*ava''.
:# To fall.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·gi''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanɡi/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (pl. ''-gia''; ''gen.'' -gisi; ''dat.'' -giu; ''acc.'' -gita) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-gi''.
:# A person from Azerbaijan or of Azerbaijani descent.

: '''A·zer·bai·dján''' p. n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒan/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -halsi; ''dat.'' -halu; ''acc.'' -halta) From Ottoman Turkish آذربایجان (Azerbaycan).
:# {{small|(geography)}} Azerbaijan.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·șe''' n. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanʃe/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''singular only''; ''gen.'' -și; ''dat.'' -șu; ''acc.'' -șéta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-șe''.
:# {{small|(colloquial, improper)}} The Azerbaijani language.

: '''A·zer·bai·djan·ton''' adj. {{Font|/azerbai̯ˈd͡ʒanton/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''not comparable''; ''gen.'' -tonsi; ''dat.'' -tonu; ''acc.'' -tonta) From ''Azerbaidján'' + ''-ton''.
:# Of or relating to Azerbaijan.

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Symposium: /* Chess pieces */

Stuff related to the [[Kalhan language]].

==Chess pieces==
The French introduced chess to Kalșeri, so Kalhan words for the individual pieces have French origins. (idea by Screwhorn)
*♟︎ ''Pión'' (pawn; from French ''pion'')
*♞ ''Kalogi'' or ''Șevalierus'' (knight; ''șevalierus'' comes from French ''chevalier'')
*♜ ''Falseri'' or ''Tur'' (rook; ''tur'' comes from French ''tour'')
*♝ ''Fou'' (bishop; from French ''fou''). Pronounced /fu/, the "o" is kept to distinguish from homophone ''fu'' ("nothing").
*♛ ''Dama'' (queen; from French ''dame'')
*♚ ''Kargi'' or ''Rói'' (pawn; ''rói'' comes from French ''roi'')

==Sayings==
*''Autohémiata arkatruși'' (to outrun the headlights) - to drive very fast
*''Cartier-dínata fódași'' (to discover Cartier Island) - discover something that is already common knowledge (submitted by Screwhorn)
*''Cartier'' - someone who points out the obvious (= Captain Obvious) (submitted by Screwhorn)
*''Kiha hóniata e túriata nuhintași'' (not be able to tell hands from feet) - to be deeply clueless, unknowledgable about something, or have low intellectual capabilities
*''Neta vúi(de)?'' (what does [it] give?) - what does it mean?, what's the importance of it?
*''Skoși pórogo'' (to be up the dick) - to be far away, hidden or absent
*''Roservís'' (bear service) - help that is uncalled for and that ends up doing more harm than good (submitted by Screwhorn)
*''Noși ed erói léntași'' (to swim and not get wet) - to wish for two incompatible outcomes, to "have your cake and eat it"
*''Ogiu Takalienta șávoși'' (to sell Mount Takal to someone) - to swindle someone; a related saying is ''Takalienta kiu șavor'' (I'll sell you Mount Takal), which is used to denote that the addressee is gullible (submitted by Screwhorn)

==Political slogans and mottos==
*''Ieș ráliasi rigia, érișkinn!'' ("Workers of all countries, unite!")
*''Henka kárgita șunașuan'' ("God save the King/Queen")
*''Hénkata dișar'' ("In God we trust")
*''Érien skoșar, oiton ófașar'' ("United we stand, divided we fall")
*''Niki iekim foigiau'' ("Thus always to tyrants")

==''Enkal''==
A selection of pseudo-loan words, pseudo-calques pseudo-anglicisms and other assorted goodness, much like Konglish, gairaigo and wasei-eigo.

Embraced by the "casuals", guaranteed to drive linguistic purists up the wall.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Word !! Origin !! Meaning
|-
| ''as-is'' || English || article for which refunds are not given
|-
| ''babycar'' || English || stroller
|-
| ''camp'' || English || leisurely trip
|-
| ''campași'' || English ''camp'' + Kalhan ''-și'' || to go on a leisurely trip
|-
| ''carrier'' || English || parcel delivery worker
|-
| ''choir'' (''kóir'') || English || backing vocals
|-
| ''citizen'' (''sítisen'') || [[Evalria Citizens F.C.]] || an important association football player, regardless of which club they play for
|-
| ''clammie'' (''klami'') || English ''clam'' + ''-ie'' || clam chowder
|-
| ''dance diner'' || English || restaurant, café or pub where live or DJ music is played
|-
| ''digital record'' (''digirec'') || English || {{W|compact disc}} containing music ({{W|generic trademark}})
|-
| ''dump'' || English || used object; object of low monetary value
|-
| ''dump-gina'' || English ''dump'' + Kalhan ''gina'' || a store that sells low-value items
|-
| ''easy'' || English || fast-food restaurant
|-
| ''faloza'' || {{W|Fluid ounce|fl oz}} || drink imported from the United States
|-
| ''foreign'' || English || weird, extravagant, bizarre
|-
| ''frozie'' || English ''froz(en)'' + ''-ie'' || a frozen dessert, such as ice cream and popsicles
|-
| ''gold'' || English || something of high value; a very positive situation
|-
| ''grill'' || English || a social gathering where barbecue is the main event
|-
| ''hairy'' (''heri'') || English || cheesy, kitsch
|-
| ''hastiki'' || English ''hair'' + ''sticky'' || {{W|lint remover}} (generic trademark)
|-
| ''home'și'' || English ''home'' + Kalhan ''-și'' || to work away from the workplace, e.g. at home or in a café
|-
| ''ikra'' || Russian икра (''ikra'', caviar) || caviar; something of high value; important or rich person (also used as a prefix, e.g. ''ikradirektór'', lit. "caviar-director", an important director)
|-
| ''kid castle'' (''kikasol'') || English || jungle gym (US) climbing frame (UK) (generic trademark)
|-
| ''kroketa'' || French ''{{W|croquette}}'' || fried dish of any kind
|-
| ''makát'' || Italian ''mercato'' ("market") || family-owned grocery store
|-
| ''only'' || English || unique item or event
|-
| ''pancake'' (''pankeka'') || English || any flat and round dish, including savory ones
|-
| ''pineapple'' (''panepol'') || English || any exotic fruit
|-
| ''poska'' || English ''pos(t)'' + ''ca(rry)'' || {{W|messenger bag}}
|-
| ''recordman'' ''recordwoman'' || English ''record'' + ''man''/''woman'' || record holder, especially in sports
|-
| ''roomie'' (''rumi'') || English || paramour, extra-marital sexual partner
|-
| ''senior'' || Latin || alumnus/alumna, former student of a high school or university
|-
| ''stana'' || German ''Stein'' through English ''stein'' || a 0.5 L mug, regardless of whether it is an actual {{W|beer stein}}
|-
| ''șevarsvalda'' || German ''{{W|Black Forest|Schwarzwald}}'' || Medieval-styled building
|-
| ''teituku'' || English ''ta(ble)'' + Kalhan ''tuku(re)'' || {{W|table football}}
|-
| ''throwie'' (''tróui'') || English ''throw'' + ''-ie'' || American football
|-
| ''truck'' (''trak'') || English || large vehicle of any kind
|-
| ''-zilla'' (''-zila'') || (God)zilla || suffix used to denote a pugnacious person or a demanding task
|}

==Kalhan Arabic alphabet==
Proposed in 2001 by Karim al-Saqqaf, Treasurer of the Union of Kalșerian Muslims and Ramy X's uncle. ''Matres lectionis'' used for vowels.

{|class=wikitable style=text-align:center
|-
! Phoneme !! Latin !! Arabic
|-
| /b/ || B b || ب
|-
| /d/ || D d || د
|-
| /f/ || F f || ف
|-
| /g/ || G g || غ
|-
| /x/ || H h || ه
|-
| /ʒ/ || J j || ژ
|-
| /k/ || K k || ك
|-
| /l/ || L l || ل
|-
| /m/ || M m || م
|-
| /n/ || N n || ن
|-
| /p/ || P p || پ
|-
| /r, ɾ/ || R r || ر
|-
| /s/ || S s || س
|-
| /ʃ/ || Ș ș || ش
|-
| /t/ || T t || ت
|-
| /v/ || V v || ڤ
|-
| /z/ || S s (between vowels) || ز
|-
| /dʒ/ || Dj dj || ج
|-
| /tʃ/ || Tș tș || چ
|-
| /j/ || I i (before a vowel) || ي
|-
| /w/ || U u (before a vowel) || و
|}

يِ غِيَ سكُريِن هِشُن اِ اِسُ تِردُنِ اِ هِريَنِ. اِينِش ڤُن شِمَنِ اِ كَردُنِ، اِ دِشَڤِ يَنَنيُ برِردُساِاَنِ (UDHR 1 in Kalhan Arabic script)

==AVGN quotes==
*''Sko som kaunaskidakargo!'' ("What a shitload of fuck!")
*''Hei mene nado!'' ("This game is ass!")
*''O, gi, ho hara hei menta. Ei, hota fal suitsídigo.'' ("Ooh, boy, I hate this game. I mean, it makes me wanna kill myself.")
*''Nado!'' ("Ass!")
*''Uaș gale nuve: "Falșki hei, kiogi!"'' ("It should just say: Press here, you dumb fuck!")
*''Ho Power Glove'ta li. Uaș tarem șon.'' ("I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.")
*''Ne bartonasta aspektus ogi menelko? O, kaune ménșihi!'' ("What's the most important aspect about any game? Well, being able to fucking play it!")
*''Neta 'neș kárina?!'' ("What were they thinking?!")

==Livery companies==
#''Șagia'' (Mercers, general merchants)
#''Espișagia'' (Grocers, spice merchants)
#''Edreșagia'' (Drapers, wool and cloth merchants)
#''Dalșagia'' (Fishmongers, sellers of fish and seafood)
#''Remidia'' (Goldsmiths, bullion dealers)
#''Nilafașagia'' (Skinners, fur traders) / ''Tadrerigia'' (Merchant Taylors, tailors)
#''Ralédregia'' (Haberdashers, clothiers in sewn and fine materials, eg. silk and velvet)
#''Nalșagia'' (Salters, traders of salts and chemicals)
#''Tengeșagia'' (Ironmongers)
#''Vinșagia'' (Vintners, wine merchants)
#''Édregia'' (Clothworkers)
#''Nugia'' (Dyers)
#''Vongia'' (Brewers)
#''Ninkoșagia'' (Leathersellers)
#''Kádagia'' (Pewterers, pewter and metal manufacturers)
#''Gilagia'' (Barbers)
#''Șavarigia'' (Cutlers, makers of knives, swords and utensils)
#''Ongia'' (Bakers)
#''Hempalgia'' (Wax Chandlers)
#''Verapalgia'' (Tallow Chandlers)
#''Fonédregia e Másingia'' (Armourers and Brasiers, armo(u)r makers and brass workers)
#''Baltiogia'' (Girdlers, girdle and belt makers)
#''Kregia'' (Butchers)
#''Koștolagia'' (Saddlers)
#''Lakagia'' (Carpenters)
#(Cordwainers; fine leather workers and shoemakers)
#(Painter-Stainers)
#(Curriers; leather dressers and tanners)
#(Masons; stonemasons)
#''Ronaksigia'' (Plumbers)
#''Gohalgia'' (Innholders; tavern keepers)
#''Kelangia'' (Founders; metal casters and melters)
#''Henagia'' (Cooks)
#''Hoégia'' (Coopers; barrel and cask makers)
#(Tylers and Bricklayers; builders)
#(Bowyers; long-bow makers)
#(Fletchers; arrow makers)
#''Midia'' (Blacksmiths)
#(Joiners and Ceilers; wood craftsmen)
#(Weavers)
#(Woolmen)
#''Rialșugia'' (Scriveners; court scribes and notaries public)
#(Fruiterers)
#(Plaisterers; plasterers)
#''Jornálrigia'' (Stationers and Newspaper Makers; journalists and publishers)
#(Broderers; embroiderers)
#(Upholders; upholsterers)
#''Músigia'' (Musicians)
#(Turners; lathe operators)
#(Basketmakers)
#''Vetrugia e Vetrumașogia'' (Glaziers and Painters of Glass)
#''Ninfalogia'' (Horners; horn workers and plasticians)
#''Kalogia'' (Farriers; horseshoe makers and horse veterinarians)
#''Arnarigia'' (Paviors; road and highway pavers)
#(Loriners; equestrian bit, bridle and spur suppliers)
#''Farmatsíagia'' (Apothecaries; physicians and pharmacists)
#''Șinirigia'' (Shipwrights; shipbuilders and maritime professionals)
#(Spectacle Makers)
#''Kirerigia'' (Clockmakers)
#''Honturagia'' (Glovers)
#(Feltmakers; hat makers)
#(Framework Knitters)
#(Needlemakers)
#''Jardingia'' (Gardeners)
#(Tin Plate Workers/Wire Workers)
#(Wheelwrights)
#(Distillers)
#''Lekreturarigia'' (Pattenmakers; wooden-shoe makers)
#''Vetrușagia'' (Glass Sellers)
#(Coachmakers and Coach Harness Makers)
#''Pistolagia'' (Gunmakers)
#(Gold and Silver Wyre Drawers; threadmakers for military and society clothing)
#''Menkartarigia'' (Makers of Playing Cards)
#(Fanmakers)
#''Pasigia'' (Carmen; vehicle drivers)
#(Master Mariners)
#''Șogia'' (Solicitors; lawyers)
#''Bongia'' (Farmers)
#''Furșinpasigia'' (Air Pilots)
#(Tobacco Pipe Makers and Tobacco Blenders)
#(Furniture Makers)
#(Scientific Instrument Makers)
#(Chartered Surveyors)
#(Chartered Accountants in England and Wales)
#(Chartered Secretaries and Administrators)
#(Builders Merchants)
#(Launderers)
#(Marketors)
#(Actuaries)
#(Insurers)
#(Arbitrators)
#''Engingia'' (Engineers)
#(Fuellers)
#''Henșagia'' (Lightmongers; electric lighting suppliers)
#''Ekaínteșigia'' (Environmental Cleaners)
#(Chartered Architects)
#(Constructors)
#(Information Technologists)
#(World Traders)
#(Water Conservators)
#''Losfongia'' (Firefighters)
#(Hackney Carriage Drivers; licensed taxicab drivers)
#(Management Consultants)
#(International Bankers)
#(Tax Advisers)
#(Security Professionals)
#''Fikaugia'' (Educators)
#(Arts Scholars)
#''Vișasia'' (Nurses)
#(Human Resource Professionals)
#(Investment Managers)
#(Communicators)
#(Parish Clerks)
#(Watermen and Lightermen)

==Examples of purism==
*democracy: ''demokratoséa'' -> ''giafoiuséa'', "people-power-thought"
*monarchism: ''monarkaséa'' -> ''kargifoiuséa'', "wise-person-power-thought"
*dictatorship: ''diktatura'' -> ''foigifoiukim'', "strong-person-power-time"
*aristocracy: ''aristokratoséa'' -> ''tagagiafoiuséa'', "best-people-power-thought"
*computer: ''komputer'' -> ''naudrivú'', "number-work-thing"
*car: ''automobíl'' -> ''pasivú'', "drive-thing"
*ambulance: ''ambulansa'' -> ''vigipasivú'', "sick-person-car"
*suicide: ''suitsidium'' -> ''șoítrare'', "self-killing"
*philosophy: ''filosofía'' -> ''kardoiokare'', "thought-learning"

==Kalhanization of names==
Common practice prior to the 1970s. Still used for popes (Pope Francis -> Papa Frankiskus) and monarchs (Elizabeth II -> Elisabeta II).
*Winston Churchill -> Uinstonus Tșortșil
*Christopher Columbus -> Kristóforus Kolumbus
*Leonardo da Vinci -> Leonardus Vintși'fi
*Dwight D. Eisenhower -> Duaitus Aisen(h)auer
*Charles de Gaulle -> Karl de Gol
*William Shakespeare -> Uiliam Șeikspíer
*Archibald Hayworth -> Artșibaldus Héuort
*Leo Tolstoy -> León Tolstói

==Kalhan profanity==
It was inevitable.
; Arona: Hell, used like its English counterpart. (''Ne Arone?'', "What the Hell?")
; de: "to bang", "to screw". Literally "to do". (''Ianta den'ki?'', "Did you bang her?")
; éniangi: Literally "easy person", this insult is akin to English "whore", but it can be applied to men as well.
; gau: This insult is used to denote the target's low intellectual capabilities.
; girko: A slur for Asian people. Derived from the abbreviation ''GGRK'' (''Gifoiuton Giarepúblika Koréa'', the official Kalhan name for North Korea).
; ismaji: A slur for British people. Corruption of "His Majesty".
; Jaúl: the Devil. Used to denote an unpleasant or crafty person.
; Jaúl kita: "fuck you", "fuck off". Literally "[May] the Devil [take] you".
; jaúton, katon: Intensifiers akin to English "damned", "fucking", "bloody".
; kașki: "Go to Hell". Contraption of ''kaunieșki''
; kauna: Perhaps the most used and most versatile Kalhan curse words. As a verb, it used to mean "to kill"; it now means "to damage something beyond repair"; if used in the passive tense, it means "to go to Hell", "to fuck off", eg. ''O, kaunieșuan!'' ("Oh, fuck him!"). As an exclamation, it is akin to English "fuck!" and "shit!".
; kaunagi: term used to describe a contemptible person, akin to English "motherfucker", "asshole", "son of a bitch". It can become blasphemous when followed by names associated with Christianity, such as ''Sar'' (God), ''María'' (Mary) and ''Kristus'' (Christ).
; kiogi: Contraption of ''kinton iohalgi'' ("special student"), this insult is used to denote the target's low intellectual capabilities.
; kisau: A stern invitation for the target to shut up.
; nado: ass.
; pórogo nașki: (lit. "go up the dick") fuck off.
; póroke: (lit. "up the dick") very far, or absent.
; skida: shit.
; skídași e ando ienași mo 'ta monsená: (lit. "to shit and then cry that it smells") to be a hypocrite, to complain about something that is the complainer's own doing, partially or completely.
; tanus: A slur for Muslims or dark-skinned foreigners. Contraption of ''sultanus'' ("sultan").
; véndegi: An insult against an uneducated person. Literally "cow-fucker".

===Minced oaths===
; gautșo, kaușo, kerșo: Minced oaths of ''kauna''.
; Lituangi: literally "Lithuanian (person)", it is used as a minced oath of ''kaunagi'' due to the similarity of ''kauna'' to {{W|Kaunas}}, a city in {{W|Lithuania}}.

==Lord's Prayer==
<poem style="float:left; margin-left:1em;">
Șersi Par, mo ki sko sele,
som aton skoșuaș kisi her;
terșuaș kisi segihal,
dienșuaș kisi dordo
genu Jale, genu sele.
vușki șorton șata hé șorie,
e panșki șersi móriata,
som șer pan morgia ol șer;
șerta pașki módordogo ig,
șil șerta hișki maurfi.
</poem>

<poem style="float:left; margin-left:5em;">
''Pre-1941 spelling:''
Çersi Par, mo ki skø zele,
som aton skoșuaç kisi her;
terșuaç kisi segihal,
dienșuaç kisi dørdo
geny Jale, geny zele.
vușki șorton șata hé șorie,
e panșki șersi moriata,
som șer pan morgia øl șer;
șerta pașki modørdogo yg,
șil çerta hișki maurfi.
</poem>

{{Clear}}
:("Our Father, who art in heaven,
:hallowed be thy name;
:thy kingdom come,
:thy will be done
:on earth as it is in heaven.
:Give us this day our daily bread,
:and forgive us our trespasses,
:as we forgive those who trespass against us;
:and lead us not into temptation,
:but deliver us from evil.)

==UDHR 1==
: '''Ieșon Giahirnure – Uski Oi.''' ''Ie gia skorien hișon e isú térdoni e híriani. Eineș vún șímani e kárdoni, e déșave iananiu brerdoséani.''
: (Universal Declaration of Human Rights – Article One. All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.”)

Pre-1941 spelling:
: ''Ļe gia skorien hișon e isú terdoni e hiriani. Eineș vún çimani e kardoni, e deșave ianañu brerdoséani.''

==Kalhan Cyrillic alphabet==
{|class=wikitable style=text-align:center
|-
|bgcolor="#EFEFEF" colspan="36" | '''Capital letters'''
|-
| '''А''' || Б || Д || '''Э''' || Ф || Г || Х || '''И''' || Ж || К || Л || М || Н || '''О''' || П || Р || С || Ш || Т || '''У''' || В
|-
|bgcolor="#EFEFEF" colspan="36" | '''Lower case letters'''
|-
| '''а''' || б || д || '''э''' || ф || г || х || '''и''' || ж || к || л || м || н || '''о''' || п || р || с || ш || т || '''у''' || в
|}

{|class=wikitable style=text-align:center
|-
|bgcolor="#EFEFEF" colspan="36" | '''Bonus letters'''
|-
| З з || Я я || Е е || Ё ё || Ю ю
|-
|bgcolor="#EFEFEF" colspan="36" | '''Lower case letters'''
|-
| ''s'' as /z/ || /ja~jɐ/ || /je~jɛ~jə/ || /jo~jɔ/ || /ju~jʊ/
|}

''Е ги́а скорен э ису́ тэ́рдони э хи́ряни. Эинэс вун ши́мани э ка́рдони, э дэ́шавэ янаню брэрдосэ́ани.'' (UDHR 1 in Cyrillic)

==''Selsisku miaia'' (Steamed Hams)==
*'''CHALMERS:''' Bo, Seymour, ho terna... Șil kisi neharnia.
*'''SKINNER:''' Ah, ioflalalseugi Chalmers, botér! Ki kiton fodrelton heisu, tesan!
*'''CHALMERS:''' Eh...
*'''SKINNER:''' Oh, sariau! Nad hosi onkreu! Șil i... ho kukina ședavuta e 'ta ennan gen' hosi henre? Oh oh oh oh oh! Lișem jaulton, Seymour!
*Skinner, uans voiá nuriani, Ioflalalseugi șurarki uans svivuta, Kim uan he Skinner's' aiton rainuriata, Skorki mau kimia hei lia!
*'''CHALMERS:''' Seymour!!
*'''SKINNER:''' Iohalalseugi! Ho dena... uh... Ésenan hosi véleniata lum' líntare! Isúralon omere. Ki hota terso?
*'''CHALMERS:''' Neu losis nad kisi onfi, Seymour?
*'''SKINNER:''' Ah... Oh! Uaș fo losis. Uaș selsis. Selsis selsisku samiafi mo șer edarki! Mmm~ Selsisku samia! [beat] Ooh...
*'''SKINNER:''' Ioharí, kilons ledaton hamburgeriau, tesan!
*'''CHALMERS:''' Șer eda selsisku samiata, kaprinan.
*'''SKINNER:''' D'oh, fo! Nunan selsisku ''miaia''! Nun hamburgeriata gen hei!
*'''CHALMERS:''' Ki nu hamburgeriata "selsisku miaia"?
*'''SKINNER:''' Ja. Flalton halnure!
*'''CHALMERS:''' A-hah... eh, nehalfi?
*'''SKINNER:''' Uhh... Rélarka Takalim.
*'''CHALMERS:''' Ah, ja? Bo, ho Siena-fi e fint henan ogi mo nu "selsisku miaia".
*'''SKINNER:''' Oh, fo Siena, fo. Murphyville-ton halnure.
*'''CHALMERS:''' Kașon. [beat] Ki kașo, hei hamburgeria sko gen' vuia șalavien Krusty Burger-e.
*'''SKINNER:''' Oh oh oh oh... fo, jaton Skinner-burgers. Tașa nahennekre!
*'''CHALMERS:''' Selsisku miaiu?
*'''SKINNER:''' Ja!
*'''CHALMERS:''' Ja, ki e'ta nu "selsisku miaia" șil javú eineș grilhénana.
*'''SKINNER:''' E- ja- eh... ki kașo-... Oi vu ho nușa- Naksin oi arso, șem.
*'''CHALMERS:''' Kașon.
*'''SKINNER:''' [YAWN] Bo, hei tarem bo. Iegi sko som joi, ho sisiton.
*'''CHALMERS:''' Ja, naksiran- Bo Sar, ne skod laie?!
*'''SKINNER:''' Aurora borealis.
*'''CHALMERS:''' Va? Aurora borealis?! Hei arso iarnie, hei arso șorie, hei hal rialie, uaș sko oiem kisi henhalie?!
*'''SKINNER:''' Ja!
*'''CHALMERS:''' Ho sahin?
*'''SKINNER:''' Fo.
*'''AGNES:''' Seymour! Seri lod!
*'''SKINNER:''' Fo, mar—uaș éseton hemia!
*'''CHALMERS:''' Bo, Seymour, ki voiá gi, șil ho nușa... selsishennas bo mia.
*'''AGNES:''' Ai! Ai!!

==Movie and TV quotes in Kalhan==
*''Jardem, lișen, uași iota hu liș ig.'' (lit. "Honestly, dear, not an iota of it is the interest to me."; "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.")
*''Ua' rirkin altarta m'uan folh'ig.'' ("I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.")
*''Toto, șer fiem Kansas'e, kaprin.'' (lit. "Toto, we are no longer in Kansas, I think."; "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.")
*''Leșki, hota joișki.'' (lit. "Go on, make me happy."; "Go ahead, make my day.")
*''Forsa skoșuaș kini.'' ("May the Force be with you.")
*''Nu ki honi?'' (lit. "Do you talk with me?"; "You talkin' to me?")
*''Ne sko hé sko som nuhifordo.'' (lit. "What exists here exists as failure to tell."; "What we've got here is failure to communicate.")
*''Ho li napalm-snarta io'nkime.'' ("I love the smell of napalm in the morning.")
*''Liș sko som ki fint nura "șem".'' (lit. "Love exists as you never having to say 'sorry'."; "Love means never having to say you're sorry.")
*''E.T. nelvuși seri.'' ("E.T. phone home.")
*''Ho nelien Ligi Tibbs!'' (lit. "I am called Mister Tibbs!"; "They call me Mister Tibbs!")
*''<nowiki>'</nowiki>Ta dena, Mar! Lume Jale!'' (lit. "I did it, Mom! On top of the Earth!"; "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!")
*''Sko ig hal som seri.'' (lit. "A place like home does not exist."; "There's no place like home.")
*''Hu foșki șalanta!'' ("Show me the money!")
*''Eni vukim na's'ki e hota sa?'' (lit. "How about you sometimes go and see me?"; "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?")
*''Ho tufa hé! Ho tufa hé!'' ("I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!")
*''<nowiki>'</nowiki>Ta músașki, Sam. Músașki 'As Time Goes By'.'' ("Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'.")
*''Ki jarta nolh'ig!'' (lit. "You cannot tolerate the truth!"; "You can't handle the truth!")
*''Oiton skoson gen'.'' (lit. "I want to exist as lonely"; "I want to be alone.")
*''Ielto, elșor ania șor!'' ("After all, tomorrow is another day!")
*''Rara șinta ki ușarki.'' ("You're gonna need a bigger boat.")
*''Napia? Șer fo șui nápiata! Șer fo ușá nápiata! Kiu fodran ig kerșen nápiata!'' (lit. "Badges? We don't have badges! We don't need badges! I don't need to show you any darn badges!"; "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!")
*''Igén terkin.'' (lit. "I will come again."; "I'll be back.")
*''Nușkin "lo" hos' bogiu!'' ("Say 'hello' to my little friend!")
*''Foșki pod-saldoria, HAL.'' ("Open the pod bay doors, HAL.")
*''Einta heșki. Liaionia. Músika mo ri eș.'' ("Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.")
*''Ho Jalsegi!'' ("I'm the king of the world!")
*''Folemio e-d elto!'' ("To Infinity and Beyond!")
*''Ki sko som mene!'' ("You are a toy!")
*''Dinoco iom ie hosi!'' (lit. "Dinoco is all mine already!"; "Dinoco's all mine!")
*''Șunașki harta, miton klarinetto-músagi.'' (lit. "Hold the breath, middle-way clarinet musician."; "Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.")
*''Ho lin kis' voiá ráiata, majigi!'' ("I like your funny words, magic man!")
*''Obi-Wan kiu nuna fint ne skona kis' paru. / Uan oki hu nuna. Hu nuna ki uant' ítrana. / Fo. Ho sko som kisi par.'' ("Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. / He told me enough. He told me you killed him. / No. I am your father.")
*''Patsakia! Neu fo hautedre? Masar-PJ'si șanure – ieș Patsakia hautédriata édeșa. E skoși gen' joi.'' ("Patsaks! Why no muzzle? Order of Mr P-Zh - all Patsaks should wear muzzles. And rejoice.")
*''ÉF-gia gira bisóniata gádași. Lem.'' ("Americans are good at herding bison. The end.")

==Kalhan place names==
Most country names in Kalhan end in ''-hal'', meaning "place". ''-(t)on'' is used to create the adjectival form of a country name, while ''-gi(a)'', meaning "person(s)", is used to form the demonym; both are used in place of ''-hal''.

{{Color box|#DDDDDD}} Former country {{Color box|#00CCFF}} Member of the {{W|European Union}} {{Color box|#FF9999}} State with limited recognition

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Country !! Kalhan name !! Capital city !! Adjectival form !! Demonymic form
|-
| Afghanistan || ''Afganhal'' || ''Kabúl'' || ''Afgan(t)on'' || ''Afgangi''
|-
| Albania || ''Albanhal'' || ''Tirane'' || ''Alban(t)on'' || ''Albangi''
|-
| Algeria || ''Aldjería'' || ''Aldjeri'' || ''Aldjeríaton'' || ''Aldjeríagi''
|-
| Andorra || ''Andorra'' || ''Andorra la Vella'' ''Andorra-Tașarél'' (traditional) || ''Andórraton'' || ''Andórragi''
|-
| Argentina || ''Argentina'' ''Iurehal'' (traditional) || ''Buenos Aires'' ''Gira Furfia'' (traditional) || ''Argentin(t)on'' || ''Argentingi''
|-
| Armenia || ''Armenhal'' || ''Iereván'' (Yerevan) || ''Armenton'' || ''Armengi''
|-
| Australia || ''Australia'' ''Nasehal'' (traditional) || ''Kánbera'' (Canberra) || ''Austral(t)on'' || ''Australgi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF
| Austria || ''Austria'' ''Goségihal'' (traditional) || ''Vienna'' || ''Austron'' || ''Áustrigi''
|-
| Azerbaijan || ''Azerbaidján'' || ''Bakú'' (Baku) || ''Azerbaidjanton'' || ''Azerbaijangi''
|-
| Belarus || ''Ienurushal'' || ''Minsk'' || ''Ienuruston'' || ''Ienurúsagi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;|
| Belgium || ''Belghal'' || ''Brussél'' (Brussels) || ''Belgon'' ''Bélgaton'' || ''Bélgagi''
|-
| Brazil || ''Brasíl'' || ''Brasílrél'' (Brasilia) || ''Brasilton'' || ''Brasilgi''
|-
| Brunei Darussalam || ''Brunai (Stirdoseri)'' || ''Bandá Serí Begauan'' (Bandar Seri Begawan) || ''Brunáiton'' || ''Brunáigi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Bulgaria || ''Bulgarhal'' ||''Sofia'' || ''Bulgar(t)on'' || ''Bulgargi''
|-
| Cambodia || ''Cambodja'' ''Kemérhal'' (traditional) || ''Phnom Penh'' ''Penompinie'' (traditional)
|-
| Canada || ''Kánada'' or ''Kanadá'' || ''Ottawa'' ''Ótaua'' (traditional) || ''Kánadon'' || ''Kánadagi''
|-
| Chile || ''Tșile'' || ''Santiago Tșile'ie''
|-
| China || ''Giarepúblika Tșina'' (official) ''Tșina'' ''GR Tșina'' ''Lonu Tșina'' (Red China) || ''Bedjín'' ''Pekín'' (traditional)
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Croatia || ''Hervathal'' || ''Zagreb'' || ''Hervaton'' || ''Hervagi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Cyprus || ''Kipro'' || style="background:#00CCFF;| ''Lefkosía'' (Nicosia)
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Czechia || ''Tșekhal'' || ''Praga'' (Prague) || ''Tșekon'' || ''Tșegi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Denmark || ''Danhal'' || ''Kobenhaven'' (Copenhagen)
|-
| Egypt || ''Egiptus'' ''Míserhal'' (rare, used for contemporary Egypt) || ''Kairus'' (Cairo)
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Estonia || ''Estonhal'' || ''Tallinn'' || ''Estonton'' || ''Estongi''
|-style="color:#0066FF;
| European Union || ''Európaton Unión'' ''Europaéri'' (EÉ) || N/A
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Finland || ''Finhal'' || ''Helsinki'' ''Hélsinki'' (traditional) || ''Finton'' || ''Fingi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| France || ''Franshal'' || ''París'' (Paris) || ''Franston'' || ''Fránsagi''
|-
| Georgia || ''Kartavelhal'' || ''Tibilisi'' (Tbilisi)
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Germany || ''Almanhal'' || ''Berlín'' (Berlin) || ''Almanton'' || ''Almangi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Greece || ''Élenhal'' ''Elas'' (traditional) || ''Atena'' (Athens) || ''Élenton'' || ''Élengi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Hungary || ''Óngarhal'' || ''Budapeșt'' (Budapest) || ''Óngarton'' || ''Óngargi''
|-
| Iceland || ''Islanda'' ''Drohal'' (traditional) || ''Reykavík'' || ''Islandon'' || ''Islangi''
|-
| India || ''India'' ''Indihal'' (traditional) || ''Șin Delhi'' (New Delhi) || ''Indon'' || ''Índigi''
|-
| Indonesia || ''Indonesia'' || ''Djakarta'' (Jakarta) || ''Indoneston'' || ''Indonésiagi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Ireland || ''Érahal'' ''Repúblika Érahal'' (official) || ''Dublín'' (Dublin) || ''Ératon'' || ''Éragi''
|-style="background:#FF9999;
| Israel ||''Israél'' || ''Ierușaláim'' (Jerusalem) ||''Israél(t)on'' ||''Israélgi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Italy || ''Italhal'' ||''Roma'' (Rome) || ''Italton'' || ''Italgi''
|-
| Japan || ''Japón'' || ''Tokio'' (Tokyo) || ''Japonton'' || ''Japongi''
|-
| Kazakhstan || ''Kosakhal'' || ''Astaná'' || ''Kosakon'' || ''Kosagi''
|-style="background:#FF9999;
| Kosovo || ''Kótsovo'' || ''Priștina'' (Pristina) || ''Kótsovoton'' || ''Kótsovogi''
|-
| Kyrgyzstan || ''Kirgishal'' || ''Bișkek'' || ''Kirgiston'' || ''Kirgísagi''
|-
| Laos || ''Laos'' || ''Víentșán'' (Vientiane) || ''Laoton'' || ''Laogi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Latvia || ''Letonhal'' || ''Riga'' || ''Letonton'' || ''Letongi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Lithuania || ''Lituanhal'' || ''Vilnius'' || ''Lituanton'' || ''Lituangi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Luxembourg || colspan=2| ''Lúsenrél'' || ''Lúsenrelton'' || ''Lúsenrelgi''
|-
| Malaysia || ''Malesia'' || ''Kuala Lumpur'' || ''Maleson'' || ''Malésigi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Malta || ''Malta'' || ''Valletta'' || ''Malton'' || ''Máltagi''
|-style="color:#0066FF;
| Mercosur/Mercosul || ''Naston Ériton Rialgina'' (NÉRG) || N/A
|-
| Mexico || ''Méșiko'' || ''Méșikorél'' || ''Méșikoton'' || ''Méșikogi''
|-
| Montenegro || ''Montenegro'' ''Fonuiem'' (traditional) || ''Podgoritsa'' (Podgorica)
|-
| Moldova || ''Moldova'' || ''Kișináu'' (Chișinau)
|-
| Myanmar || ''Mianmá'' ''Burmhal'' (traditional) || ''Nepidó'' (Naypyidiaw)
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Netherlands || ''Ontahalia'' (official) ''Holanda'' || ''Amsterdam'' and ''Haga'' (The Hague) || ''Ontahalton'' ''Holanton'' || ''Ontahalgi'' ''Holangi''
|-
| New Zealand || ''Șin Sealandia'' || ''Wellington'' || ''Șin-Sealandon'' || ''Șin-Sealangi''
|-
| North Korea || ''Gifoiuton Giarepúblika Koréa'' (GGRK; official) ''Esekoréa'' || ''Pyongyang''
|-
| North Macedonia || ''Esemakedonia'' ''Furaiugoslavon Repúblika Makedonia'' (FIRM; former official name) || ''Skopie'' (Skopje)
|-
| Pakistan || ''Pákistan'' || ''Islamabad'' || ''Pakistanton'' || ''Pakistangi''
|-style="background:#FF9999;
| Palestine || ''Palestina'' || ''Ramalá'' (Ramallah)
|-
| Paraguay || ''Paraguái'' || ''Asunción''
|-
| Philippines || ''Filippinia'' ''Filippus-dinia'' (traditional) || ''Manila'' || ''Filippinton'' || ''Filippingi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Poland || ''Polhal'' || ''Varșava'' (Warsaw)
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Portugal || ''Portugál'' || ''Lisbona'' (Lisbon)
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Romania || ''Rómanhal'' || ''Bucureșt'' (Bucharest)
|-
| Russia || ''Rushal'' || ''Moska'' (Moscow) || ''Ruston'' || ''Rútsagi''
|-
| Saudi Arabia || ''Saudiárabhal'' || ''Riad'' (Riyadh)
|-
| Serbia || ''Serbhal'' || ''Belgrád'' (Belgrade)
|-
| Singapore || colspan="2"|''Singapúr''
|-
|style="background:#00CCFF;| Slovakia || style="background:#00CCFF;| ''Slovakhal'' || style="background:#00CCFF;| ''Bratislava''
|-
|style="background:#00CCFF;| Slovenia || style="background:#00CCFF;| ''Slovenhal'' || style="background:#00CCFF;| ''Liubeliana'' (Ljubljana)
|-
| South Africa || ''Naseáfrika'' || ''Pretoria'' ''Bloemfontein'' ''Kaprél'' (Cape Town)
|-
| South Korea || ''Repúblika Koréa'' (official) ''Nasekoréa'' || ''Saúl'' (Seoul) || ''Nasekoréaton'' || ''Nasekoréagi''
|-style="background:#DDDDDD;
| Soviet Union || ''Sovieton Soșaliston Repúblikiaéri'' (SSRE; official) ''Sovieteri'' || ''Moska'' (Moscow) || ''Sovieton'' || ''Soviegi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Spain || ''Spanhal'' || ''Madríd'' || ''Spanton'' || ''Spangi''
|-style="background:#00CCFF;
| Sweden || ''Suedhal'' || ''Stokolma'' (Stockholm) || ''Suedon'' || ''Suegi''
|-
| Switzerland || ''Șevishal'' || ''Berna'' (Bern; de facto) || ''Șeviston'' || ''Șevigi''
|-style="background:#FF9999;
| Taiwan || ''Repúblika Tșina'' (official) ''Taiwan'' ''Taiuán'' (traditional) ''Laronu Tșina'' (Blue China) || ''Taipei''
|-
| Tajikistan || ''Tadjikhal'' || ''Dușanbe'' (Dushanbe) || ''Tadjikon'' || ''Tadjigi''
|-
| Thailand || ''Taihal'' ''Siam'' (traditional) || ''Bangkok'' || ''Taiton'' || ''Taigi''
|-
| Turkey || ''Turkhal'' || ''Ánkara'' || ''Turkon'' || ''Turgi''
|-
| Turkmenistan || ''Turkomanhal'' || ''Așgabat'' || ''Turkomanton'' || ''Turkomangi''
|-
| Ukraine || ''Ukraína'' || ''Kíu'' (Kyiv) ''Kíev'' (old) || ''Ukraínton'' || ''Ukraíngi''
|-
| United Kingdom || ''Ériton Segihal'' (ÉS) ''Rai Britania'' (RB; colloquial) || ''London'' || ''Éri-Segihalton'' ''Rai-Britanton'' (colloquial) || ''Éri-Segihalgi'' ''Rai-Britangi'' (colloquial)
|-style="color:#0066FF;
| United Nations || ''Ériton Rialia'' (ÉR) || N/A
|-
| United States || ''Ériton Statia Amérika'' (ÉSA) ''Ériton Statia'' (ÉSia) || ''Washington, D.C.'' || ''Éri-Staton'' || ''Éri-Státigi''
|-
| Uruguay || ''Uruguái'' || ''Montevidéo'' || ''Uruguáiton'' || ''Uruguáigi''
|-
| Uzbekistan || ''Usbekhal'' || ''Toșként'' || ''Usbekon'' || ''Usbegi''
|-
| Vietnam || ''Vietnám'' || ''Hanói'' || ''Vietnanton'' || ''Vietnangi''
|-style="background:#DDDDDD;
| Yugoslavia || ''Iugoslavia'' (official) ''Naseslavhal'' (traditional) ||''Beográd'' (Belgrade) || ''Iugoslaton'' || ''Iugoslagi''
|}

===US and Canadian states, provinces and territories===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! State/province/territory !! Kalhan name
|-
| Alabama || ''Alabama''
|-
| Alaska || ''Alaska''
|-
| Alberta || ''Alberta''
|-
| American Samoa || ''Amérika-Sámoa''
|-
| Arizona || ''Arizona''
|-
| Arkansas || ''Arkansó''
|-
| British Columbia || ''Britanton Kolumbia''
|-
| California || ''California''
|-
| Colorado || ''Colorado''
|-
| Connecticut || ''Konétikat''
|-
| Delaware || ''Delaware'' ''Delauér'' (traditional)
|-
| District of Columbia || ''Kolumbia-falál''
|-
| Florida || ''Flórida''
|-
| Georgia || ''Jorjhal''
|-
| Guam || ''Guam''
|-
| Hawaii || ''Hauai''
|-
| Idaho || ''Idaho'' ''Áidaho'' (traditional)
|-
| Illinois || ''Ilinói''
|-
| Indiana || ''Indiana''
|-
| Iowa || ''Iowa''
|-
| Kansas || ''Kansas''
|-
| Kentucky || ''Kentucky''
|-
| Louisiana || ''Luisiana''
|-
| Maine || ''Maine''
|-
| Manitoba || ''Manitoba''
|-
| Maryland || ''Maríahal''
|-
| Massachusetts || ''Massatșusets''
|-
| Michigan || ''Míșigan''
|-
| Minnesota || ''Minnesota''
|-
| Mississippi || ''Misisipi''
|-
| Missouri || ''Misuri''
|-
| Montana || ''Montana''
|-
| Nebraska || ''Nebraska''
|-
| Nevada || ''Nevada''
|-
| New Brunswick || ''Șin Brunswick''
|-
| New Hampshire || ''Șin Hampshire''
|-
| New Jersey || ''Șin Jersey''
|-
| New Mexico || ''Șin Méșiko''
|-
| New York || ''Șin York''
|-
| Newfoundland and Labrador || ''Șinhal e Labradór''
|-
| North Carolina || ''Ese-Karolina''
|-
| North Dakota || ''Ese-Dakota''
|-
| Northern Mariana Islands || ''Ese-Mariana-dinia''
|-
| Northwest Territories || ''Esusehalia''
|-
| Nova Scotia || ''Șin Skothal''
|-
| Ohio || ''Ohio'' ''Ohaio'' (traditional)
|-
| Oklahoma || ''Oklahoma''
|-
| Ontario || ''Ontario''
|-
| Oregon || ''Óregon''
|-
| Pennsylvania || ''Pennsylvania'' ''Penn-lerfahal''
|-
| Prince Edward Island || ''Prins-Eduard-Dina''
|-
| Puerto Rico || ''Puerto Rico'' ''Șúiton-Șinhal-Dina'' (traditional)
|-
| Quebec || ''Kebék''
|-
| Rhode Island || ''Rodos-dina''
|-
| Saskatchewan || ''Saskátșeuan''
|-
| South Carolina || ''Nase-Karolina''
|-
| South Dakota || ''Nase-Dakota''
|-
| Tennessee || ''Tenesí''
|-
| Texas || ''Texas'' ''Teksas'' (traditional)
|-
| Utah || ''Utah'' ''Iuta'' (traditional)
|-
| Vermont || ''Vermont''
|-
| Virginia || ''Virginia''
|-
| US Virgin Islands || ''Amérika-Virgindinaia''
|-
| Washington || ''Washington'' ''Use-Washington'' (colloquial)
|-
| West Virginia || ''Use-Virginia''
|-
| Wisconsin || ''Wisconsin''
|-
| Yukon || ''Yukon''
|}

==Periodic table==
#''Idrógenum'' (hydrogen)
##''Ronarivú'' (literally "water-generating thing") is a colloquial name for the element.
#''Elium'' (helium)
#''Litium'' (lithium)
#''Berilium'' (beryllium)
#''Boron''
#''Karbón''
#''Nitrógenum'' (nitrogen)
##''Azotum'' is a colloquial name for the element.
#''Oksígenum'' (oxygen)
##May also be written ''o'''x'''ígenum''.
#''Fluor'' (fluorine)
#''Néon''
#''Natrium'' (sodium)
##''Sodium'' is a colloquial name for the element.
#''Magnesium''
#''Aluminium''
##While common in informal contexts, ''alúminum'' is marked as "erroneous" by the Raladure.
#''Silitsium''
##''Silikón'' is a colloquial name for the element.
#''Fósforus''
#''Loiem'' (sulfur; literally "burn-stone")
#''Klor''
#''Argon''
#''Potassium''
#''Kalsium''
#''Skandium''
#''Titanium''
#''Vanadium''
#''Kromium''
#''Manganés''
#''Tenge'' (iron)
#''Kobalt''
#''Nikel''
#''Kuprum'' (copper)
#''Zink''
#''Gallium''
#''Germanium''
#''Arsenik''
#''Selenium''
#''Bromos'' (bromine)
#''Kripton''
#''Rubidium''
#''Strontíanum'' (strontium)
#''Ittrium''
#''Zirkonium''
#''Niobium''
##''Kolumbium'' is a colloquial name for the element.
#''Molíbdenum''
##''Molibdenum'' (without the accent) is a colloquial name for the element.
#''Teknetsium''
#''Rutenium''
#''Rodium''
#''Palladium''
#''Iurre'' (silver)
#''Kadmium''
#''Indium''
#''Stannum'' (tin)
#''Stibium'' (antimony)
#''Tellurium''
#''Iodium''
#''Xenon''
#''Selnure'' (caesium; literally "sky-colored thing")
#''Barium''
#''Lantanium'' (Lanthanides/''lantánidia'')
#''Serium'' (L)
#''Praseodimium'' (L)
#''Neodimium'' (L)
#''Prometsium'' (L)
#''Samarium'' (L)
#''Europium'' (L)
#''Gadolinium'' (L)
#''Terbium'' (L)
#''Disprosium'' (L)
#''Olmium'' (L)
#''Erbium'' (L)
#''Tulium'' (L)
#''Itterbium'' (L)
#''Lutetsium'' (L)
#''Afnium''
#''Tantalium''
#''Tungstenum''
#''Renium''
#''Osmium''
#''Iridium''
#''Plátinum''
#''Rem'' (gold)
#''Merkurium''
#''Tallium''
#''Rașkelán'' (lead; literally "heavy metal")
#''Bismutum''
#''Polonium''
#''Astatum''
#''Radon''
#''Fransium''
#''Radium''
#''Aktinium'' (Actinides/''aktínidia'')
#''Torium'' (A)
#''Protaktinium'' (A)
#''Uranium'' (A)
#''Neptunium'' (A)
#''Plutonium'' (A)
#''Ameritsium'' (A)
#''Kurium'' (A)
#''Berkelium'' (A)
#''Kalifornium'' (A)
#''Einsteinium'' (A)
#''Fermium'' (A)
#''Mendelevium'' (A)
#''Nobelium'' (A)
#''Laurensium'' (A)
#''Rutherfordium''
#''Dubnium''
#''Seaborgium''
#''Bohrium''
#''Hassium''
#''Meitnerium''
#''Darmștatium''
#''Roentgenium''
#''Kopernitsium''
#''Nihonium''
#''Flerovium''
#''Moscovium''
#''Livermorium''
#''Tennessium''
#''Oganesson''

Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary

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Symposium: new project, yay!

{{Icons|Book|Kalseri}}
<div style="text-align: center;">The Kalhan-English Dictionary</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">''Kalhanșe-Éngelșe Raukrana''</div>
----
<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/A|A]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/B|B]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/C|C]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/D|D]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/E|E]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/F|F]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/G|G]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/H|H]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/I|I]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/J|J]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/K|K]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/L|L]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/M|M]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/N|N]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/O|O]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/P|P]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Q|Q]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/R|R]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/S|S]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Ș|Ș]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/T|T]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/U|U]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/V|V]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/W|W]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/X|X]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Y|Y]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Z|Z]]</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">[[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Lists|Lists]] {{bullet}} [[Book:Kalhan-English Dictionary/Tables|Tables]]</div>
----
<div style="text-align: center;">''Key'': '''''n.''''': noun | '''''adj.''''': adjective | '''''adv.''''': adverb | '''''v.''''': verb | '''''conj.''''': conjunction | '''''prep.''''': preposition | '''''p. n.''''': proper noun | '''''pl.''''': plural | '''''gen.''''': genitive | '''''acc.''''': accusative | '''''dat.''''': dative.</div>

Example entry:
: '''a·ga''' {{Font|/ˈaɡa/|font=Dejavu Sans}} (''pl.'' agia; ''gen.'' asi; ''dat.'' agu; ''acc.'' ata) From Proto-Kalhan ''*aga''.
:# {{small|(anatomy)}} Eye.
:# {{small|(figurative)}} Eyesight.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Door lens.
:# {{small|(colloquial)}} Camera lens.
:: ''Aga agu, te tegu'': an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
:: ''Itadron aga'': naked eye.

User:Symposium/Sports teams

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Symposium: /* Affiliations */

Sports teams in [[Kalșeri]]. The [[Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship]], the [[Kalșerian Premier League]] (association football), the [[All-Kalșerian Baseball League]], the [[Kalșerian Basketball Federation]] and the [[Kalșerian Lawn Mower Racing Association]] (KALMORA) are grouped as the "Big Five" of Kalșerian sports, as they regularly attract upwards of 15,000 fans.

The Ice Hockey Championship is the oldest of the five, as it was established in 1901. The All-Kalșerian Baseball Leage was founded in 1935, the Premier League was established in 1956, and KALMORA held its first tournament in 1973. Created in 1978, the Basketball League system is the youngest of the five.

Of the five, the Premier League and the Basketball League feature {{W|promotion and relegation}}.

==Ice Hockey Championship teams==
Kalhan: ''Kalșériton Drohockeykampiónare'' (KDHK), established in 1901 because President Lucretius Reeve thought it'd be pretty cool to have a national ice hockey league. October to March (basically when the Kalșerian Premier League of soccer is on its winter break). Four groups ("Leagues"), seven/eight teams each; top four of each League [based on winning percentage, and then goal difference] compete in a tournament for the Reeve Cup.

Closed championship, like the NHL. Member teams exist as separate legal entities: if the KIHC were to cease operations, the teams would still exist. Nicknames (Eagles, Fightin' Kals, Storm...) are just that: most often, the legal name is "[misc city name] Professional Hockey Club". For a team to join the KIHC, a 3/4 majority of all teams (currently 23/30) must be reached.

===Northern League===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]] || [[Lily, Cape Sundervale|Lily, CS]] || Jaguar Arena || 17,000 || {{Color box|#003d66}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#e60000}} || 1994
|-
| [[Carnafarry Emeralds]] || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry, NK]] || Carnbank Center || 16,200 || {{Color box|#00995c}} || 1901
|-
| [[Folkestone Bucks]] || [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone, TK]] || McDermott's Ale Arena || 18,750 || {{Color box|#009933}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} || 1961
|-
| [[Henriville Calanseriens]] || [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville, CI]] || Fitzmann Center || 19,300 || {{Color box|#0033cc}} {{Color box|#ffcc33}} || 1901
|-
| [[Murphyville Demons]] || [[Murphyville, Takalim|Murphyville, TK]] || Murphyville Civic Arena || 15,500 || {{Color box|#ff3300}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1922
|-
| [[New Kerry Reds]] || [[Haywick, New Kerry|Haywick, NK]] || EnerKal Arena || 14,500 || {{Color box|#C41E3A}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1978
|-
| [[Rinnacade Chieftains]] || [[Bellagio, New Kerry|Bellagio, NK]] || Celleste Arena || 14,500 || {{Color box|#0087FF}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1913
|-
| [[Saint-Jacques Athlétiques]] || [[Saint-Jacques, Cartier Island|Saint-Jacques, CI]] || SJZ Municipal Center || 13,115 || {{Color box|#ff9900}} {{Color box|#800000}} || 1901
|}

===Central League===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| [[Las Encinas Sharks]] || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || Cerveza Oeste Arena || 15,500 || {{Color box|#004D96}} {{Color box|#6D99FF}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1949
|-
| [[Lennoxton Bolts]] || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || Lennoxton Civic Arena || 13,000 || {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#ff0}} || 1961
|-
| [[Lennoxton Phantoms]] || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || Carmack's Meats Center || 15,250 || {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} || 1901
|-
| [[Oceansburg Harpoon]] || [[Oceansburg, Urgel|Oceansburg, UR]] || Oceansburg City Arena || 15,000 || {{Color box|#185400}} {{Color box|#38C300}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1994
|-
| [[San Rafael Storm]] || [[Fabianston, San Rafael|Fabianston, SR]] || The Fabiansdome || 14,500 || {{Color box|#6B1EA1}} {{Color box|#0ff}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1994
|-
| [[Siena Legion]] || [[Siena, Takalim|Siena, TK]] || Cassini Center || 14,500 || {{Color box|#e60000}} {{Color box|#e6ac00}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} || 1961
|-
| [[St. Adrian Fire]] || [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian, UR]] || adrianarena || 18,500 || {{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#f40}} {{Color box|#c00}} || 1904
|-
| [[Whiteriver Nighthawks]] || [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver, UR]] || Slick's Dome || 18,400 || {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#000}} || 1928
|}

===Heartland League===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| [[Branbury Lumberjacks]] || [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || Lucretius Reeve Presidential Center || 17,500 || {{Color box|#00b36b}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1915
|-
| [[Chalmersville Admirals]] || [[Nedwood Park, Chalmersville|Nedwood Park, CH]] || Kawasaki Arena || 16,750 || {{Color box|#ffe200}} {{Color box|#2085da}} {{Color box|#003d66}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1949
|-
| [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]] || [[Uslar, Evalria|Uslar, EV]] || Quigley Arena || 16,800 || {{Color box|#ff3333}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} || 1901
|-
| [[Evalria Mustangs]] || [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél, EV]] || Henclé Hotels Arena || 19,500 || {{Color box|#cc3300}} {{Color box|#005ce6}} || 1922
|-
| [[Geeseekulkoo Falcons]] || [[Geeseekulkoo, New Lothian|Geeseekulkoo, LN]] || KalAir Nest || 14,000 || {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#0066cc}} || 1915
|-
| [[Hartleyville Highlanders]] || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || Caldontex Arena || 15,500 || {{Color box|#cc0000}} {{Color box|#0066cc}} {{Color box|#ffdd00}} || 1936
|-
| [[Rișen Badgers]] || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || 1cell Center || 17,000 || {{Color box|#00961D}} {{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#000}} || 1949
|}

===Southern League===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| [[Bismarck Bay Explorers]] || [[Bismarck Bay, Janval|Bismarck Bay, JV]] || Bay City Arena by Signo Stationery || 17,090 || {{Color box|#D3001E}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#00A736}} || 1922
|-
| [[Falșak Sharpshooters]] || [[Falșak, Kalúen|Falșak, KL]] || Fillard Donuts Center || 13,750 || {{Color box|#cc0099}} || 1949
|-
| [[Goldshore Panthers]] || [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || Ed Marks Center || 16,650 || {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#37C5C8}} || 1978
|-
| [[Hutchinson Blauers]] || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || Tearney Center || 15,650 || {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#0099ff}} {{Color box|#003d66}} || 1946
|-
| [[Percy Eagles]] || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || BoixRossell Arena || 18,195 || {{Color box|#ea0049}} {{Color box|#caccce}} || 1901
|-
| [[Rosby Commanders]] || [[Rosby, Kalúen|Rosby, KL]] || Tașa Vonhal Center || 16,250 || {{Color box|#009933}} {{Color box|#dbdddf}} {{Color box|#0033cc}} || 1994
|-
| [[Tigupoke Tigers]] || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill, TG]] || Merrill's Center || 16,500 || {{Color box|#ffad33}} {{Color box|#000}} || 1978
|}

Potential expansions:
*Northern: Sainte-Marguerite, CI (Racing Club), Treetoor, NK
*Central: Bournemouth, UR; New Sparta, UR; Caesarea, UR
*Heartland: Plymouth, LG; Emin, LG; second team in Chalmersville; Varșvai, LN; somewhere in Quincollia
*Southern: Bremen, JV; Gulfport, JV; Finisterra, TG; Scorpion Bay, TG

===Team timeline===
"Active" means that the team is or was active under the moniker stated on the "Team" column.

{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
|+ Timeline of current teams participating in the KIHC, 1901–2024
|-
! Team \ Season !! 1901 !! 1904 !! 1913 !! 1915 !! 1922 || 1928 !! 1936 !! 1946 !! 1949 !! 1961 !! 1978 !! 1994 !! 2007
|-
! Carnafarry Emeralds
| colspan=13|Active
|-
! Evalria Fightin' Kals
| colspan=13|Active
|-
! Henriville Calanseriens
| colspan=13|Active
|-
! Lennoxton Phantoms
| colspan=13|Active
|-
! Percy Eagles
| colspan=13|Active
|-
! Saint-Jacques Athlétiques
| colspan=13|Active
|-
! St. Adrian Fire
| style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=9|St. Adrian Red Bullets || colspan=3|Active
|-
! Rinnacade Chieftains
| colspan=2 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=8|Finleyton New Kerrians || colspan=3|Active
|-
! Branbury Lumberjacks
| colspan=3 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=10|Active
|-
! Bismarck Bay Explorers
| colspan=4 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=2|Bismarck Bay Teutons || colspan=8|Active
|-
! Evalria Mustangs
| colspan=4 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=9|Active
|-
! Murphyville Demons
| colspan=4 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=2|Evalria Demons || colspan=7|Active
|-
! Whiteriver Nighthawks
| colspan=5 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=8|Active
|-
! Hartleyville Highlanders
| colspan=6 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=7|Active
|-
! Hutchinson Blauers
| colspan=7 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=6|Active
|-
! Chalmersville Admirals
| colspan=8 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=5|Active
|-
! Falșak Sharpshooters
| colspan=8 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=5|Active
|-
! Las Encinas Sharks
| colspan=8 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=5|Active
|-
! Rișen Badgers
| colspan=8 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=5|Active
|-
! Folkestone Bucks
| colspan=9 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=5|Active
|-
! Lennoxton Bolts
| colspan=9 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=5|Active
|-
! Siena Legion
| colspan=9 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=5|Active
|-
! Goldshore Panthers
| colspan=10 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=3|Active
|-
! New Kerry Reds
| colspan=10 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=3|Active
|-
! Tigupoke Tigers
| colspan=10 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=3|Active
|-
! Cape Sundervale Sailors
| colspan=11 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=2|Active
|-
! Rosby Commanders
| colspan=11 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=2|Active
|-
! San Rafael Storm
| colspan=11 style="background-color: #999"| || Fabianston Storm || Active
|-
! Oceansburg Harpoon
| colspan=11 style="background-color: #999"| || colspan=2|Active
|}

===Past teams===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Team !! Headquarters !! First season !! Last season !! Fate
|-
! Las Encinas Angels
| Las Encinas, SR || 1902 || 1903 || Expelled from the Championship because they were found to be playing in their venue (which was nowhere near Las Encinas, by the way) without permission; dissolved in 1904
|-
! Branbury Meat Packers
| Branbury, LG || 1902 || 1907 || Dissolved because the owner didn't want the team to turn pro, because that would've meant having to pay players on a regular basis
|-
! Lennoxton Gunslingers
| Lennoxton, TK || 1904 || 1914–15 || Dissolved because the owner didn't want the team to turn pro, because that would've meant having to pay players on a regular basis
|-
! Evalria Hawks
| Evalria || 1904 || 1914–15 || Dissolved because the owner didn't want the team to turn pro, because that would've meant having to pay players on a regular basis
|-
! New Lothian Kings
| Hartleyville, LN || 1913–14 || 1928–29 || Dissolved due to the Great Depression
|-
! Janval Dukes
| Hutchinson, JV || 1913–14 || 1928–29 || Dissolved due to the Great Depression
|-
! Quincollia Mountaineers
| Vemín, QN || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1915–16 || Withdrew due to being hopeless at the sport; ceased operations in 1919
|-
! Chalmersville Captains
| Chalmersville || 1915–16 || 1928–29 || Dissolved due to the Great Depression
|-
! Cape Sundervale Valiants
| Kingsgate, NK || 1918–19 || 1928–29 || Dissolved due to the Great Depression
|-
! Las Encinas Sharks
| Las Encinas, SR || 1924–25 || 1928–29 || Dissolved due to the Great Depression. Unaffiliated with the current iteration.
|-
! Bremen Wolves
| Bremen, JV || 1933–34 || 1960–61 || Dissolved due to financial insolvency
|-
! Lennoxton Gunslingers
| Lennoxton, TK || 1945–46 || 1956–57 || Dissolved due to financial insolvency. Unaffiliated with the 1901 Gunslingers.
|-
! Haywick Hunters
| Haywick, NK || 1946–47 || 1960–61 || Dissolved due to financial insolvency
|-
! Așalton Fongia
| Hartleyville, LN || 1949–50 || 1952–53 || Their Ralagia-only policy was deemed incompatible with the Charter. The owner, a Kalhan nationalist, hated this, and decided to fold the team outright rather than Anglicizing it
|-
! Bournemouth Steelers
| Bournemouth, UR || 1949–50 || 1977–78 || Dissolved due to financial insolvency
|-
! Kingsgate Maroons
| Kingsgate, NK || 1949–50 || 1975–76 || Dissolved due to financial insolvency
|-
! New Lothian Kings
| Bapkeegawatch, LN || 1961–62 || 1993–94 || Dissolved due to financial insolvency. Unaffiliated with the 1913 Kings.
|-
! Eastern Kalúen Warriors
| Goldshore, KL || 1961–62 || 1974–75 || Dissolved due to financial insolvency
|-
! Evalria-Lág Tornado
| Clovis, LG || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1986–87 || Dissolved after the owner was arrested in a police raid. Listed as a member of the KIHC for the 1986–87 season, did not play a single game.
|}

===Affiliations===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan=2|A-level !! colspan=2|B-level !! colspan=2|C-level
|-
| bgcolor=skyblue|'''AC''' || All-Callanserrian Hockey League || bgcolor=pink|'''NL''' || Northern Hockey League || bgcolor=tan|'''NDL''' || Northern Development League
|-
| bgcolor=khaki|'''FL''' || Federal Hockey League || bgcolor=springgreen|'''SL''' || Southern Hockey League || bgcolor=gainsboro|'''SPL''' || Southern Prospect League
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! KIHC team !! A-level !! B-level !! C-level
|-
! Cape Sundervale Sailors
| bgcolor=khaki|Rinnacade ChieftainsFL || bgcolor=pink|Westport PenguinsNL || bgcolor=tan|Tullamaloo SnipersNDL
|-
! Carnafarry Emeralds
| bgcolor=skyblue|Haywick RedsAC || bgcolor=pink|Limerick RoostersNL || bgcolor=tan|Georgetown JaguarsNDL
|-
! Henriville Calanseriens
| bgcolor=skyblue|Sundronie HeronsAC || bgcolor=pink|Sainte-Marguerite IslandersNL || bgcolor=tan|Fabronville MallardsNDL
|-
! Murphyville Demons
| bgcolor=khaki|New Smyrna BladesFL || bgcolor=pink|Jim's Hill WrenchesNL || bgcolor=tan|Kaminski PandasNDL
|-
! San Rafael Sharks
| bgcolor=skyblue|Loskaf HammerheadsAC || bgcolor=pink|San Mauro PiranhasNL || bgcolor=tan|Fabianston StormNDL
|-
! Folkestone Bucks
| bgcolor=khaki|Corfu MagpiesFL || bgcolor=pink|Gannville GorillasNL || bgcolor=tan|St. Cecilia QuakesNDL
|-
! Lennoxton Bolts
| bgcolor=khaki|O'Leary MinutemenFL || bgcolor=pink|Cahill HowitzersNL || bgcolor=tan|Oxford MonarchsNDL
|-
! Lennoxton Phantoms
| bgcolor=skyblue|Siena LegionAC || bgcolor=pink|Cuthbert RocketsNL || bgcolor=tan|Modena OttersNDL
|-
! St. Adrian Fire
| bgcolor=skyblue|Bournemouth LionsAC || bgcolor=pink|Oceansburg HarpoonNL || bgcolor=tan|O'Malley SlammersNDL
|-
! Whiteriver Nighthawks
| bgcolor=khaki|Postwick GrizzliesFL || bgcolor=pink|New Sparta RetrieversNL || bgcolor=tan|Ipswich StampedeNDL
|-
! Chalmersville Admirals
| bgcolor=skyblue|Bapkeegawatch RenegadesAC || bgcolor=pink|Simpson IceBearsNL || bgcolor=tan|Hendricks JetsNDL
|-
! Branbury Lumberjacks
| bgcolor=khaki|Emin SpidersFL || bgcolor=springgreen|Reeveton PresidentsSL || bgcolor=gainsboro|Cantwell CoyotesSPL
|-
! Evalria Fightin' Kals
| bgcolor=skyblue|Lágan Shore Titan CrabsAC || bgcolor=springgreen|Clovis PandasSL || bgcolor=gainsboro|Lafayette KalliesSPL
|-
! Evalria Mustangs
| bgcolor=khaki|Westphalia PistonsFL || bgcolor=pink|Killarney CannonballsNL || bgcolor=gainsboro|Chilton ThunderbirdsSPL
|-
! Plymouth Seafarers
| bgcolor=khaki|Albertville ImpalasFL || bgcolor=springgreen|Malaga LobstersSL || bgcolor=tan|Charlestown TwistersNDL
|-
! New Lothian Highlanders
| bgcolor=skyblue|Geeseekulkoo FalconsAC || bgcolor=springgreen|Quincollia StarsSL || bgcolor=gainsboro|Nuiarél SparrowsSPL
|-
! Rișen Badgers
| bgcolor=khaki|Gotha PeregrinesFL || bgcolor=springgreen|Stratford SchoonersSL || bgcolor=gainsboro|Aitkenville OwlsSPL
|-
! Falșak Sharpshooters
| bgcolor=skyblue|Gulfport GriffinsAC || bgcolor=springgreen|Land's End ClippersSL || bgcolor=gainsboro|Ebsdorf NationalsSPL
|-
! Goldshore Panthers
| bgcolor=khaki|Barcy SunshineFL || bgcolor=springgreen|Gibson SpartansSL || bgcolor=gainsboro|Rhodes WhalersSPL
|-
! Janval Blauers
| bgcolor=khaki|Bismarck Bay ExplorersFL || bgcolor=springgreen|Bremen BulldogsSL || bgcolor=gainsboro|Spillbin BashersSPL
|-
! Percy Eagles
| bgcolor=skyblue|Rosby CommandersAC || bgcolor=springgreen|Hayworthsville GeneralsSL || bgcolor=gainsboro|Cyrene CuckoosSPL
|-
! Tigupoke Tigers
| bgcolor=skyblue|Finisterra CougarsAC || bgcolor=springgreen|Cape Scorpion StingSL || bgcolor=gainsboro|K-Town DevilsSPL
|}

==Soccer teams==
National soccer framework set up in 1956. Evalria Citizens, Internacional and Olympia Takalim playing in the KPL since the inaugural season in 1956. Teams from Cape Sundervale, except for Șanvelmeneri, were part of the Cape Sundervale Football Association until 1991, when they joined the Tukuregeri.

Starting from 2023, reserve teams will play in the Development League, the first league of a separate pyramid.

===Premier League===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#1a5ca8}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Carnafarry || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry, NK]] || Carns Stadium || 35,102 || 1913
|-
| {{Color box|#d61311}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#005095}} || Cartieroise || [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville, CI]] || Christophe-Marie Martin Presidential Stadium || 36,741 || 1904
|-
| {{Color box|#c10435}} {{Color box|#a8adb4}} || Chalmersville City || [[Norwich, Chalmersville|Norwich, CH]] || Henry J. Colavino Stadium || 24,118 || 1962
|-
| {{Color box|#FEE66C}} {{Color box|#E6002E}} || Evalria Citizens || [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél, EV]] || Allianz Stadium || 45,623 || 1891
|-
| {{Color box|#2385c6}} || Gymnasium Percy 1958 || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || Miramar Stadium || 34,500 || 1929
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#0897d7}} || Harts || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || SmartShop Field || 43,819 || 2017
|-
| {{Color box|#4a9dd9}} {{Color box|#000}} || Internacional Las Encinas || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || Augusto Gutiérrez Stadium || 47,081 || 1947
|-
| {{Color box|#f9a6d2}} {{Color box|#000}} || Jucunditas Evalria || [[Gwastatir, Evalria|Gwastatir, EV]] || National Olympic Stadium || 72,592 || 1909
|-
| {{Color box|#09872c}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#011bc2}} || Kalúen Ieșkal Meneri || Percy, KL || Karl Rovuansi Presidential Stadium || 21,448 || 1936
|-
| {{Color box|#8e2c2c}} || King's Gate || [[Holbrook, Cape Sundervale|Holbrook, CS]] || Lichfield Road Park || 19,291 || 1889
|-
| {{Color box|#003594}} {{Color box|#ffd100}} || Lennoxton Eagles || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || The Nest || 29,482 || 1922
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f00}} || Locomotive St. Adrian || [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian, UR]] || Marsellus Gerna Stadium || 24,293 || 1915
|-
| {{Color box|#6f539e}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Mars Falșak || [[Falșak, Kalúen|Falșak, KL]] || Andy Garnier Stadium || 25,193 || 1896
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#1a7dbd}} {{Color box|#f13b3d}} || Olympia Takalim || Lennoxton, TK || Takalim Cantonal Stadium || 56,100 || 1899
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#04943e}} || Percy Union || Percy, KL || EnerKal Stadium || 43,187 || 1927
|-
| {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#0b5394}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Santa Cruz || Las Encinas, SR || Puerto del Oeste Stadium || 24,823 || 1908
|-
| {{Color box|#09872c}} {{Color box|#fff}} || St. Patrick || [[Treetoor, New Kerry|Treetoor, NK]] || James H. Lockney Stadium || 35,118 || 1913
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#000}} || Zeitgeist Chalmersville || [[Nedwood Park, Chalmersville|Nedwood Park, CH]] || Robert Q. Garner Sr. Field || 35,183 || 1903
|}

'''In:''' Chalmersville City, Kalúen IM and King's Gate. 
'''Out:''' Folkestone City, Fuego de Loscafo and Rosby United.

===Challenge League===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#f00}} || All-Kalșerian Sports Club || [[Siena, Takalim|Siena, TK]] || Siena City Field || 25,393 || 1904

|-
| {{Color box|#008000}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} || Cowhill || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill, TG]] || Leo Russo Field || 29,485 || 1944
|-
| {{Color box|#015440}} {{Color box|#f9cc0d}} {{Color box|#dd191a}} || Eminton Tukureri || [[Emin, Lág|Emin, LG]] || Sherwin Johnson Field || 19,842 || 1917
|-
| {{Color box|#ff0}} {{Color box|#f00}} || Folkestone City || [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone, TK]] || Edward J. Grappone Stadium || 29,559 || 1927
|-
| {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#000}} || Fuego de Loscafo || [[Loskaf, San Rafael|Loskaf, SR]] || Monteros Avenue Stadium || 21,900 || 1982

|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#ff0}} || Germania SV || [[Cape Spurry, Janval|Cape Spurry, JV]] || John L. Schumann Stadium || 25,850 || 1918
|-
| {{Color box|#fde05b}} {{Color box|#0b55a6}} || Hayworthsville Town || [[Hayworthsville, Kalúen|Hayworthsville, KL]] || Municipal Stadium || 24,000 || 1956
|-
| {{Color box|#1253b9}} {{Color box|#fd443c}} || Hutchinson Ferox || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || Stuart Clinton Stadium || 48,194 || 2006
|-
| {{Color box|#f6002f}} || Ieronton Rigiasporteri || [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver, UR]] || id.hal || 36,245 || 1911
|-
| {{Color box|#0a795e}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Lág Sports Club || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || The Green Den || 29,104 || 1902

|-
| {{Color box|#f7dd33}} {{Color box|#00a454}} || Murphyville Town || [[Murphyville, Takalim|Murphyville, TK]] || City Stadium || 16,284 || 1923
|-
| {{Color box|#0f4c85}} {{Color box|#009246}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#ce2b37}} || Piombino || [[Piombino, Lág|Piombino, LG]] || Joe DeSanctis Stadium || 27,494 || 1915
|-
| {{Color box|#6aacfe}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Racing Club || [[Sainte-Marguerite, Cartier Island|Sainte-Marguerite, CI]] || Gérard Languelay Stadium || 16,225 || 1913
|-
| {{Color box|#0071bc}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Rinnacade Finleyton || [[Finleyton, New Kerry|Finleyton, NK]] || Cork Street Stadium || 21,500 || 1897
|-
| {{Color box|#00605D}} {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#FBCA3E}} || Rișen || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || City Stadium || 18,000 || 1903
|-
| {{Color box|#9f4558}} {{Color box|#8bdcf7}} || Rosby United || [[Rosby, Kalúen|Rosby, KL]] || Seaside Stadium || 25,193 || 1956
|-
| {{Color box|#6F00B6}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Sebring City || [[Sebring, Quincollia|Sebring, QN]] || Ferdy Hornata Field || 12,000 || 1956
|-
| {{Color box|#81caff}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Tașarél Cavaliers || Tașarél, EV || Allianz Stadium || 45,623 || 1896
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#de1100}} || Uptown Lex || Lennoxton, TK || Poxton Street || 13,150 || 1959
|-
| {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Welneweg || [[Fabianston, San Rafael|Fabianston, SR]] || John Patson Field || 19,824 || 1951
|}

'''In:''' Folkestone City, Fuego de Loscafo and Rosby United (relegated from Premier); Hayworthsville Town, Racing Club, Sebring City, Welneweg (promoted from National 1). 
'''Out:''' Chalmersville City, King's Gate, Kalúen IM (promoted to Premier); Branbury, Geeseekulkoo, Lusitanos, Maidstone 1949 (relegated to National 1).

===National League 1===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#39A152}} || Allentown & County || [[Allentown, Kalúen|Allentown, KL]] || Wilson County Stadium || 7,000 || 1957
|-
| {{Color box|#ff9c25}} {{Color box|#000}} || Audacia || [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire, EV]] || Fenshaw Road Field || 5,300 || 2018
|-
| {{Color box|#049444}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#4a9dd9}} {{Color box|#000}} || Babbidgevile Mount Takal || [[Babbidgeville, Takalim|Babbidgeville, TK]] || City Stadium || 15,000 || 1939
|-
| {{Color box|#009874}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#ee5c00}} || Bakee || [[Bapkeegawatch, New Lothian|Bapkeegawatch, LN]] || City Stadium || 14,584 || 1923
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#007500}} {{Color box|#00008b}} || Branbury || [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || Edward Gorczycki Stadium || 29,149 || 1919
|-
| {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Bremen || [[Bremen, Janval|Bremen, JV]] || Bremen City Park || 16,570 || 1929
|-
| {{Color box|#039df3}} {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Club Oriental || Las Encinas, SR || Ernesto Pensadas Stadium || 15,000 || 1936
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#1eaf69}} || Evalria United || Hampshire, EV || Fenshaw Road Field || 5,300 || 1994
|-
| {{Color box|#00f}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Finisterra 1957 || [[Finisterra, Tigupoke|Finisterra, TG]] || City Stadium || 18,857 || 1957
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#3d6627}} {{Color box|#c13929}} || Geeseekulkoo || [[Geeseekulkoo, New Lothian|Geeseekulkoo, LN]] || City Stadium || 21,322 || 1959
|-
| {{Color box|#09872c}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} || Haywick Town || [[Haywick, New Kerry|Haywick, NK]] || Charles O'Neal Field || 9,500 || 1918
|-
| {{Color box|#0c821e}} {{Color box|#fd2e2e}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Lusitanos || [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || James Orrey Stadium || 19,594 || 1921
|-
| {{Color box|#5af}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Maidstone 1949 || [[Maidstone, Kalúen|Maidstone, KL]] || City Stadium || 24,000 || 1949
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#0f8e21}} || O'Leary || [[O'Leary, Takalim|O'Leary, TK]] || Municipal Stadium || 12,500 || 1956
|-
| {{Color box|#2e3092}} {{Color box|#00a650}} || Plage-Royale || [[Plage-Royale, Cartier Island|Plage-Royale, CI]] || Clement and Louise Boudrieux Stadium || 11,150 || 1966
|-
| {{Color box|#f72b0d}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Red Star Bournemouth || [[Bournemouth, Urgel|Bournemouth, UR]] || John D. Ewing Presidential Field || 6,183 || 1922
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#0067a3}} || Rosconian || [[Roscoe, New Kerry|Roscoe, NK]] || Ring of Kerry Stadium || 13,194 || 1900
|-
| {{Color box|#7ad6fd}} {{Color box|#000}} || Sayooville || [[Sayooville, Kalúen|Sayooville, KL]] || City Stadium || 18,500 || 1939
|-
| {{Color box|#0f67ae}} {{Color box|#ffdf50}} || Șanvelmeneri || [[Rose Gardens, Cape Sundervale|Rose Gardens, CS]] || Rialstadion || 7,154 || 1933
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#fde250}} {{Color box|#f3302c}} || Varșvai || [[Varșvai, New Lothian|Varșvai, LN]] || Ienuvion Stadium || 23,000 || 1949
|}

'''In:''' Branbury, Geeseekulkoo, Lusitanos, Maidstone 1949 (relegated from Challenge); O'Leary, Red Star Bournemouth, Sayooville, Varșvai (promoted from National 2). 
'''Out:''' Hayworthsville Town, Racing Club, Sebring City, Welneweg (promoted to Challenge); Laurie Town, Milan Caluonia, Nidaros City, Sanisidrense (relegated to National 2).

===National League 2===
====Northern Group====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#fd9c3e}} || Ballaconnor || [[Ballaconnor, New Kerry|Ballaconnor, NK]] || Municipal Stadium || 4,000 || 1959
|-
| {{Color box|#FF2A1A}} {{Color box|#000}} || Caesarea || [[Caesarea, Urgel|Caesarea, UR]] || Bob Cipriani Stadium || 8,000 || 1901
|-
| {{Color box|#3460a8}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Cinquienne || [[Belle-Prairie, Cartier Island|Belle-Prairie, CI]] || City Stadium || 5,000 || 1948
|-
| {{Color box|#ee3123}} {{Color box|#f6de14}} || Concordia || [[Ușinal, San Rafael|Ușinal, SR]] || Bletchley Court || 7,400 || 1958
|-
| {{Color box|#4a9dd9}} {{Color box|#000}} || Gardentown TK Soccer || [[Gardentown, Takalim|Gardentown, TK]] || Municipal Stadium || 12,500 || 1956
|-
| {{Color box|#DB253D}} {{Color box|#FFDB4D}} || Gapsgu'jl || [[Gaskoochill, San Rafael|Gaskoochill, SR]] || City Stadium || 5,000 || 1934
|-
| {{Color box|#FFD142}} {{Color box|#F2483D}} {{Color box|#000}} || Gotha || [[Gotha, Lág|Gotha, LG]] || City Stadium || 7,000 || 1946
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#e03553}} || Hammersmith || St. Adrian, UR || Hammersmith Court || 5,000 || 1919
|-
| {{Color box|#39A152}} {{Color box|#f00}} || Harfleur || [[Harfleur, Cartier Island|Harfleur, CI]] || Raymond Lavallée Stadium || 5,000 || 1948
|-
| {{Color box|#fde05b}} {{Color box|#0b55a6}} || Henri IV || [[Sundronie, Cartier Island|Sundronie, CI]] || Alain Fiches Stadium || 12,570 || 1956
|-
| {{Color box|#ff0}} {{Color box|#000080}} || Kingsport Quarter || [[Kingsport, Cape Sundervale|Kingsport, CS]] || Newton Road || 8,857 || 1903
|-
| {{Color box|#8B34BE}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Lily Quarter Recreational Club || [[Lily, Cape Sundervale|Lily, CS]] || LQRC Field || 1,200 || 1898
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#ff0}} {{Color box|#2c60c9}} || Maccabi Evalria || Tașarél, EV || Cantonal Road || 5,750 || 1924
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#2c60c9}} || Moonston || [[Moonston, San Rafael|Moonston, SR]] || City Stadium || 7,500 || 1999
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#d92832}} {{Color box|#225198}} || Middleton Kennedy || [[Middleton, New Kerry|Middleton, NK]] || Kennedy County Stadium || 6,500 || 1959
|-
| {{Color box|#008ed1}} {{Color box|#ffd800}} || New Sparta Warriors || [[New Sparta, Urgel|New Sparta, UR]] || Baxter Road Stadium || 8,500 || 1936
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#F6DE14}} {{Color box|#02A14B}} || Sanisidrense || [[San Isidro, San Rafael|San Isidro, SR]] || José Felipe Moxley Stadium || 6,440 || 1933
|-
| {{Color box|#011BC2}} {{Color box|#F6DE14}} || SoTak Kaminski || [[Kaminski, Takalim|Kaminski, TK]] || Municipal Field || 4,500 || 2003
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Takasoo || [[Takasoo, Takalim|Takasoo, TK]] || Municipal Stadium || 5,200 || 1978
|-
| {{Color box|#ed1c24}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Victory Florence || [[Florence, Takalim|Florence, TK]] || Medici County Stadium || 8,400 || 1946
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#0e8945}} || Virtus Linton || [[Linton, New Kerry|Linton, NK]] || Virtus Field || 7,500 || 1907
|}

====Southern Group====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#0a60d0}} {{Color box|#ED1C24}} || Aduomka || [[Aduomka, New Lothian|Aduomka, LN]] || City Stadium || 11,500 || 1987
|-
| {{Color box|#fdd54f}} {{Color box|#199728}} || Aitkenville || [[Aitkenville, Lág|Aitkenville, LG]] || Aitkenville City Stadium || 10,500 || 1953
|-
| {{Color box|#054997}} {{Color box|#ff2a1a}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Áretasagia || Hutchinson, JV || Cornelius Nyquist Stadium || 11,250 || 1946
|-
| {{Color box|#FC0000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Calvary Hill || [[Calvary Hill, Janval|Calvary Hill, JV]] || City Stadium || 13,500 || 1979
|-
| {{Color box|#EA294D}} || Fortitudo Nuiarél || [[Nuiarél, New Lothian|Nuiarél, LN]] || City Stadium || 18,952 || 2021
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#00f}} || Hartleyville Phoenix || Hartleyville, LN || New Governors' Stadium || 13,200 || 2018
|-
| {{Color box|#04549c}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Hellas Evalria || Gwastatir, EV || Strachan Road || 3,491 || 1924
|-
| {{Color box|#ff9c25}} {{Color box|#000}} || HMBFC || [[Half Moon Bay, Tigupoke|Half Moon Bay, TG]] || Municipal Field || 6,183 || 2014
|-
| {{Color box|#bb2b34}} {{Color box|#f3d24b}} || Jo'Ville || [[Johnstonville, Kalúen|Johnstonville, KL]] || Municipal Field || 7,500 || 1946
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#e53228}} || Laurie Town || [[Laurie, New Lothian|Laurie, LN]] || Castillo County Park || 4,250 || 1978
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#e82e17}} || Milan Caluonia || [[Milan, Kalúen|Milan, KL]] || City Stadium || 6,200 || 1933
|-
| {{Color box|#0C2340}} {{Color box|#0072CE}} {{Color box|#FFB81C}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Navy Recreational || [[Old Town, Chalmersville|Old Town, CH]] || Ienuvion Stadium || 25,500 || 1934
|-
| {{Color box|#39A152}} {{Color box|#000}} || Nidaros City || [[Nidaros, Janval|Nidaros, JV]] || City Stadium || 6,000 || 2018
|-
| {{Color box|#ED1C24}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Ranojobái || [[Ranojobái, Tigupoke|Ranojobái, TG]] || City Stadium || 8,857 || 2016
|-
| {{Color box|#F14368}} || Rimini City & County || [[Rimini, Kalúen|Rimini, KL]] || City Stadium || 10,000 || 1972
|-
| {{Color box|#8B34BE}} || Sappejahamick || [[Sappejahamick, Evalria|Sappejahamick, EV]] || Borough Grounds || 3,000 || 1906
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} || Scorpio || [[Cape Scorpion, Tigupoke|Cape Scorpion, TG]] || Scorpion Bay Stadium || 8,000 || 1981
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f00}} || Uslar Borough || [[Uslar, Evalria|Uslar, EV]] || Enrico Scioni Field || 5,300 || 1913
|-
| {{Color box|#8000FF}} {{Color box|#000}} || Vemín Crows || [[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín, QN]] || City Stadium || 25,945 || 1998
|}

'''In:''' Caesarea, Fortitudo Nuiarél, Gapsgu'jl, Gotha, Lily Quarter, Ranojobái, Rimini City & County, Sappejahamick (promoted from National 3); Laurie Town, Milan Caluonia, Nidaros City, Sanisidrense (relegated from National 1). 
'''Out:''' O'Leary, Red Star Bournemouth, Sayooville, Varșvai (promoted to National 1); Albertson, County Providence, Dockyard Workers, Garry Town, Gulfport, Homenetmen, Leroy County, Travis County (relegated to National 3).

===National League 3===
====Group A (CS, CI, NK)====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#228b22}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Bellagio Town || [[Bellagio, New Kerry|Bellagio, NK]] || Hot Springs Field || 2,000 || 1954
|-
| {{Color box|#FF8100}} {{Color box|#000}} || Bingham || [[Bingham, Cartier Island|Bingham, CI]] || Town Stadium || 1,250 || 1959
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#f00}} || County Providence || [[Jordy, New Kerry|Jordy, NK]] || County Providence Park || 9,000 || 1958
|-
| {{Color box|#b80000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Dockyard Workers || [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville, CI]] || Rue de Grenoble Stadium || 8,857 || 1912
|-
| {{Color box|#2F8BC7}} {{Color box|#000}} || Doncaster Town || [[Doncaster, New Kerry|Doncaster, NK]] || Town Field || 2,000 || 1913
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#4E9ED7}} {{Color box|#0E569A}} || Fabronville CO || [[Fabronville, Cartier Island|Fabronville, CI]] || Fleurs-de-Lys Field || 4,000 || 1957
|-
| {{Color box|#cc0033}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Georgetown Unitas || [[Georgetown, New Kerry|Georgetown, NK]] || George Washington Field || 1,450 || 1912
|-
| {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#ff8000}} {{Color box|#000000}} || Magnifica || [[Magnifica, Cartier Island|Magnifica, CI]] || Parish Stadium || 2,100 || 1971
|-
| {{Color box|#f03333}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Nouveau-Valais || [[La Croix, Cartier Island|La Croix, CI]] || Parish Stadium || 2,000 || 1983
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f3302c}} {{Color box|#000}} || Portlish City || [[Portlish, New Kerry|Portlish, NK]] || City Stadium || 3,000 || 1909
|-
| {{Color box|#04943e}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Saint-Étienne || [[Saint-Étienne, Cartier Island|Saint-Étienne, CI]] || City Stadium || 3,200 || 1976
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} || Scranton || [[Scranton, New Kerry|Scranton, NK]] || Town Stadium || 2,000 || 1924
|-
| {{Color box|#003399}} {{Color box|#fff5a6}} || Soleilville || [[Soleilville, Cartier Island|Soleilville, CI]] || Parish Stadium || 3,500 || 1907
|-
| {{Color box|#FCDF66}} {{Color box|#EB342D}} || Ville-Hayworth Vierge-Marie || [[Ville-Hayworth, Cartier Island|Ville-Hayworth, CI]] || Municipal Stadium || 1,500 || 1949
|}

====Group B (TK, UR)====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#011bc2}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Adlai County United || [[Stevens, Takalim|Stevens, TK]] || Stevens Municipal Field || 3,000 || 1968
|-
| {{Color box|#ff3030}} {{Color box|#0e2a92}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Albertson || [[Albertson, Takalim|Albertson, TK]] || County Field || 4,000 || 1993
|-
| {{Color box|#2A7ADC}} {{Color box|#fff}} || All-Urgelian || St. Adrian, UR || Rothmann Field || 2,000 || 1939
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#cc3300}} || Bristol || [[Bristol, Takalim|Bristol, TK]] || County Field || 1,500 || 1937
|-
| {{Color box|#D3253B}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Dannebrog || [[Odense, Urgel|Odense, UR]] || Randy Jacobsen Stadium || 9,500 || 1915
|-
| {{Color box|#FF2A1A}} {{Color box|#0969C7}} {{Color box|#FFC935}} || Lennoxton GoldStar Huangdi || Lennoxton, TK || Rothmann Field || 2,000 || 2009
|-
| {{Color box|#FFEC32}} {{Color box|#06407F}} || Modena & County || [[Modena, Takalim|Modena, TK]] || Anthony Zanasi Stadium || 5,600 || 1932
|-
| {{Color box|#00a4df}} {{Color box|#facf46}} || Paulson || [[Paulson, Takalim|Paulson, TK]] || Municipal Field || 3,500 || 1934
|-
| {{Color box|#2DAA55}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#E12416}} {{Color box|#FFC543}} || Persia Lennoxton || Lennoxton, TK || Rothmann Field || 2,000 || 1980
|-
| {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#00f}} {{Color box|#FBE017}} || Polytechnic || Lennoxton, TK || William Z. Sullivan Field || 9,500 || 1971
|-
| {{Color box|#39A152}} {{Color box|#000}} || Postwick || [[Postwick, Urgel|Postwick, UR]] || Municipal Stadium || 4,600 || 1956
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} || St. Mary's Athletic Club Logan || [[Logan, New Kerry|Logan, NK]] || James McNully Field || 1,000 || 1898
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#2a9d76}} {{Color box|#fd2e2e}} || Travis County || [[Bernice, Takalim|Bernice, TK]] || W. S. Travis Field || 3,750 || 1999
|-
| {{Color box|#fff935}} {{Color box|#0a60d0}} || Trident || [[New Smyrna, Takalim|New Smyrna, TK]] || City Stadium || 5,200 || 1937
|}

Mount Takal (based in Babbidgeville, TK) merged with National League 1 side Babbidgeville at the end of the 2023 season.

====Group C (EV, LG, CH)====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#1BA2D9}} || Chilton Blues || [[Chilton, Lág|Chilton, LG]] || City Stadium || 8,000 || 1983
|-
| {{Color box|#DB2215}} {{Color box|#FFE156}} || Clovis || [[Clovis, Lág|Clovis, LG]] || City Stadium || 5,000 || 1925
|-
| {{Color box|#18A560}} {{Color box|#1165A4}} || CoCo Hendricks || [[Hendricks, Lág|Hendricks, LG]] || County Stadium || 6,000 || 1991
|-
| {{Color box|#ddd}} {{Color box|#1165A4}} || Grayson || [[Trenton, Lág|Trenton, LG]] || City Stadium || 6,000 || 1925
|-
| {{Color box|#00f}} {{Color box|#fff200}} {{Color box|#f00}} || {{W|Homenetmen}} Evalria || [[Maryshill, Evalria|Maryshill, EV]] || Hampton Road Field || 3,500 || 1925
|-
| {{Color box|#319C77}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Irishmen of Evalria || Tașarél, EV || Sellick Field || 1,800 || 1913
|-
| {{Color box|#FFE156}} {{Color box|#2A86C4}} || Killarney || [[Killarney, Lág|Killarney, LG]] || Laurensius Geasergi Field || 6,700 || 1923
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#095293}} {{Color box|#000}} || Lafayette || [[Lafayette, Lág|Lafayette, LG]] || Municipal Stadium || 7,500 || 1931
|-
| {{Color box|#C21F1A}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Marble Bridge || [[Evanstown, Evalria|Evanstown, EV]] || Evanstown Borough Stadium || 4,000 || 1952
|-
| {{Color box|#ff0}} {{Color box|#033A79}} || Perry || [[Perry, Lág|Perry, LG]] || County Stadium || 4,000 || 1955
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#0AA2EB}} {{Color box|#E22A31}} || Rossiya Hampshire || Hampshire, EV || Steve Pizzul Field || 1,000 || 1923
|-
| {{Color box|#FF2A1A}} {{Color box|#000}} || Shqiperia Evalria || Maryshill, EV || Rod Colson Recreational Ground || 1,300 || 1997
|-
| {{Color box|#fff935}} {{Color box|#0a60d0}} || St. Joseph Cultural || [[St. Joseph, Evalria|St. Joseph, EV]] || Bricklayers' Road || 3,500 || 1894
|-
| {{Color box|#FFD800}} {{Color box|#D92832}} || Westphalia || [[Westphalia, Lág|Westphalia, LG]] || County Stadium || 4,000 || 1955
|}

====Group D (LN, QN)====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#EE7220}} || Beckersville Town || [[Beckersville, New Lothian|Beckersville, LN]] || County Stadium || 1,500 || 1977
|-
| {{Color box|#022A56}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Caledonian || [[Inverness, New Lothian|Inverness, LN]] || County Stadium || 2,800 || 2013
|-
| {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Dynamo New Lothian || [[Jeremiah, New Lothian|Jeremiah, LN]] || DynaLothian Arena || 10,000 || 2006
|-
| {{Color box|#169342}} {{Color box|#FC0D1B}} || Fleet County || [[Marshalltown, New Lothian|Marshalltown, LN]] || City and County Stadium || 4,000 || 1954
|-
| {{Color box|#731D38}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Garry Town || [[Garry, New Lothian|Garry, LN]] || Lanceton County Stadium || 6,500 || 1951
|-
| {{Color box|#81E329}} || Ivo || [[Ivo, New Lothian|Ivo, LN]] || County Stadium || 3,000 || 1987
|-
| {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#000}} || Lampock 99ers || [[Lampock, New Lothian|Lampock, LN]] || Multi-Sports Center Tooky Field || 500 || 1999
|-
| {{Color box|#17b0d7}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Leroy County || [[Dartmouth, New Lothian|Dartmouth, LN]] || Dartmouth Municipal Stadium || 5,000 || 1947
|-
| {{Color box|#ccc}} {{Color box|#17A357}} || PJC United || [[Preszlak, New Lothian|Preszlak, LN]] || Henry Preszlak Stadium || 3,400 || 2006
|-
| {{Color box|#1C7242}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Plymouth || [[Plymouth, New Lothian|Plymouth, LN]] || Municipal Stadium || 3,000 || 1953
|-
| {{Color box|#fd2}} {{Color box|#000}} || Quincollia Sting 1961 || [[Wayler, Quincollia|Wayler, QN]] || County Grounds || 2,500 || 1961
|-
| {{Color box|#049444}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Sampson Biscay || [[Sampson, Quincollia|Sampson, QN]] || Biscay County Stadium || 5,500 || 1948
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#97C5F5}} || Segewat Bay || [[Lishinrel, New Lothian|Lishinrel, LN]] || County Stadium || 2,800 || 2013
|-
| {{Color box|#03f}} {{Color box|#000}} || Webbersville City || [[Webbersville, New Lothian|Webbersville, LN]] || City Stadium || 15,000 || 2019
|}

====Group E (SR, QN)====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#A5D9FF}} {{Color box|#934C53}} || Acorazados Parish || [[Cecilton, San Rafael|Cecilton, SR]] || Parish Stadium || 4,000 || 1988
|-
| {{Color box|#c0f}} {{Color box|#000}} || Beauburg Iskitanian || [[Beauburg, San Rafael|Beauburg, SR]] || Parish Fields || 2,550 || 1999
|-
| {{Color box|#F6DE14}} {{Color box|#B80000}} || Concy || [[Concepción, San Rafael|Concepción, SR]] || City Stadium || 1,500 || 1963
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#E12B23}} || Don Carlos || [[Stanley, San Rafael|Stanley, SR]] || City Stadium || 3,000 || 1912
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#033A79}} || Eustace || [[Eustace, Quincollia|Eustace, QN]] || County Grounds || 2,500 || 1961
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#189A7A}} || Grentree Island || [[Baskerville, Quincollia|Baskerville, QN]] || Green Tree Stadium || 2,500 || 1929
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#9CD2FA}} {{Color box|#f00}} || Joy Cape United || [[Jordokof, San Rafael|Jordokof, SR]] || City Stadium || 3,650 || 2014
|-
| {{Color box|#5FD774}} {{Color box|#000}} || Keys Montegrifo || [[Montegrifo, San Rafael|Montegrifo, SR]] || Island Stadium || 5,000 || 1994
|-
| {{Color box|#0cc}} || North Las Encinas Ramblers || [[Golondrina, San Rafael|Golondrina, SR]] || Parish Stadium || 3,500 || 1955
|-
| {{Color box|#267198}} {{Color box|#4CF5A0}} || Parsons 77 || [[Playa Parsons, San Rafael|Playa Parsons, SR]] || City Stadium || 5,500 || 1977
|-
| {{Color box|#00a4df}} {{Color box|#facf46}} || San Mauro || [[San Mauro, San Rafael|San Mauro, SR]] || Municipal Field || 3,000 || 1971
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#3399cc}} {{Color box|#000}} || Segovia Los Robles Parish || [[Segovia, San Rafael|Segovia, SR]] || Parish Field || 750 || 1985
|-
| {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Velekisk || [[Velekisk, San Rafael|Velekisk, SR]] || City Stadium || 6,000 || 1909
|-
| {{Color box|#225198}} {{Color box|#F72B0D}} || West San Rafael Ramblers || [[Huw, San Rafael|Huw, SR]] || Parish Fields || 3,000 || 2006
|}

====Group F (KL)====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#1a5ca8}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Abnershut || [[Abnershut, New Lothian|Abnershut, LN]] || County Stadium || 2,000 || 1989
|-
| {{Color box|#DD432F}} {{Color box|#00A65D}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Aitor || Percy, KL || Amity Stadium || 2,000 || 1937
|-
| {{Color box|#0564A6}} {{Color box|#B42156}} {{Color box|#F0C42A}} || Barceloneta || [[Barceloneta, Kalúen|Barceloneta, KL]] || City Stadium || 7,500 || 1939
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#FF2A1A}} {{Color box|#1752A4}} || Bruges Blue Lions || [[Pritchard, Kalúen|Pritchard, KL]] || City Stadium || 7,500 || 1942
|-
| {{Color box|#F6CD2C}} {{Color box|#DB4139}} {{Color box|#245296}} || Brunswick County || [[Necker, Kalúen|Necker, KL]] || City Stadium || 3,500 || 1989
|-
| {{Color box|#0A76BC}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Caluonians of Rhodes || [[Rhodes, Kalúen|Rhodes, KL]] || City Stadium || 10,000 || 1912
|-
| {{Color box|#399}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Deer Jaw || [[Deer Jaw, Kalúen|Deer Jaw, KL]] || County Field || 1,800 || 1964
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#DA0000}} {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#2F8BC7}} || Gulfport || [[Gulfport, Janval|Gulfport, JV]] || City Stadium || 6,200 || 1931
|-
| {{Color box|#DE231A}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Lancaster Rose || [[Lancaster, Kalúen|Lancaster, KL]] || Red Rose Stadium || 1,000 || 1978
|-
| {{Color box|#F9AB2D}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Luton || [[Luton, Kalúen|Luton, KL]] || City Stadium || 3,000 || 1934
|-
| {{Color box|#8EDCF5}} || Savageton Mayhew Beach || [[Savageton, Kalúen|Savageton, KL]] || Ernest Mayhew Stadium || 10,000 || 1972
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#DA4500}} || Stevesland || [[Savageton, Kalúen|Savageton, KL]] || Ernest Mayhew Stadium || 10,000 || 1972
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#D52114}} {{Color box|#0C61A4}} || White Cross JSC || [[Jackerstown, Kalúen|Jackerstown, KL]] || County Stadium || 6,000 || 1912
|-
| {{Color box|#18A560}} || Zakynthos || [[Zakynthos, Kalúen|Zakynthos, KL]] || Smithey Road Stadium || 7,500 || 1979
|}

====Group G (JV, TG)====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established

|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#004080}} || Atlantis || [[Atlantis, Tigupoke|Atlantis, TG]] || Triton Field || 1,000 || 2011
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fc0}} {{Color box|#390}} || Belfast Cape Roundhead || [[Belfast, Tigupoke|Belfast, TG]] || County Stadium || 2,500 || 1969
|-
| {{Color box|#fff935}} {{Color box|#02A14B}} || Bismarck Bay || [[Bismarck Bay, Janval|Bismarck Bay, JV]] || City Stadium || 13,400 || 2022

|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#F6DE14}} {{Color box|#02A14B}} || Coburg || [[Coburg, Janval|Coburg, JV]] || Town Stadium || 4,000 || 1956
|-
| {{Color box|#f6002f}} {{Color box|#fc0}} || Hadrian || [[Hadrian, Janval|Hadrian, JV]] || County Field || 2,000 || 1958
|-
| {{Color box|#f6002f}} || Janvalton Rigiameneri || Hutchinson, JV || Winston Road || 2,500 || 1935
|-
| {{Color box|#DB2215}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Land's End & Reval || [[Land's End, Kalúen|Land's End]] and [[Reval, Kalúen|Reval, KL]] || White Cliffs Stadium || 5,100 || 1999
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#1DB453}} || Merced || [[Merced, Tigupoke|Merced, TG]] || County Stadium || 1,000 || 1968
|-
| {{Color box|#0cf}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Munich || [[Munich, Janval|Munich, JV]] || City Sadium || 6,000 || 1929
|-
| {{Color box|#0038A8}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#CE1126}} {{Color box|#FCD116}} || Pag-asa || [[Pag-asa, Janval|Pag-asa, JV]] || José Rizal Stadium || 4,500 || 1998
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Spillbin Teutonia || [[Spillbin, Janval|Spillbin, JV]] || Municipal Field || 7,500 || 1987
|-
| {{Color box|#fff935}} {{Color box|#0a60d0}} || St. Mary's Randle || [[Randle, Janval|Randle, JV]] || Church Field || 1,000 || 1899
|-
| {{Color box|#B42156}} {{Color box|#F0C42A}} || Tigupoke Buccaneers || [[Buccaneer's Cave, Tigupoke|Buccaneer's Cave, TG]] || Drake Stadium || 2,000 || 1999
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#ED1C24}} || Vanthuyzen United || [[Vanthuyzen, Tigupoke|Vanthuyzen, TG]] || Municipal Field || 7,500 || 1987
|}

===Below NL3===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#FFBF00}} {{Color box|#000}} || Amberville || [[Amberville, Tigupoke|Amberville, TG]] || County Field || 1,500 || 2009
|-
| {{Color box|#22B57E}} {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Boisée Réunion || [[Boisée, Cartier Island|Boisée, CI]] || Parish Stadium || 1,400 || 2004
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#e53228}} || Buschfield & Tilley County || [[Buschfield, Janval|Buschfield, JV]] || County Stadium || 3,000 || 1981
|-
| {{Color box|#04549c}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Conesman || [[Conesman, New Kerry|Conesman, NK]] || Town Stadium || 1,500 || 1977
|-
| {{Color box|#0E8945}} {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Red Star East Percy || Percy, KL || Phibbs City Stadium || 4,000 || 1948
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Godknows || [[Godknows, Kalúen|Godknows, KL]] || Pinewood Drive Public Field || 350 || 1995
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} || Gorcensky || [[Gorcensky, New Lothian|Gorcensky, LN]] || County Stadium || 2,000 || 1991
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#FCD116}} || New Prussia || [[New Prussia, Janval|New Prussia, JV]] || City Stadium || 3,000 || 1955
|-
| {{Color box|#1073B9}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Smithville || [[Smithville, Lág|Smithville, LG]] || City Stadium || 3,500 || 1961
|-
| {{Color box|#008ED1}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Helensburg Phoenix || [[Helensburg, Urgel|Helensburg, UR]] || County Stadium || 1,200 || 2003
|-
| {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#000}} || Hell United || [[Hell, Lág|Hell, LG]] || County Grounds || 2,400 || 1978
|-
| {{Color box|#d4d4d4}} {{Color box|#008}} || Rialmeneri Evalria || [[Sappejahamick, Evalria|Sappejahamick, EV]] || Borough Grounds || 3,000 || 1931
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#FF2A1A}} || Spoone Segewat Bay || [[Spoone, Janval|Spoone, JV]] || Bay Stadium || 2,000 || 1978
|-
| {{Color box|#81CAFF}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Tsurugi Evalria || Tașarél, EV || Sellick Field || 1,800 || 2023
|-
| {{Color box|#1a5ca8}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Underwood Teegers || [[Underwood, Tigupoke|Underwood, TG]] || Teeger Field || 1,500 || 2009
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#ff0}} || Ușinal Bolt || [[Ușinal, San Rafael|Ușinal, SR]] || Bletchley Court || 7,400 || 1987
|-
| {{Color box|#CB2542}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#033A79}} || Wayler County || [[Wayler, Quincollia|Wayler, QN]] || County Grounds || 2,500 || 1963
|}

===Development League===
Maximum of five 23+ players in the roster; maximum of three 23+ players on the field at any time.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Colors !! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Established
|-
| {{Color box|#FEE66C}} {{Color box|#E6002E}} || Evalria Citizens B || Tașarél, EV || Bobby Hauser Stadium || 4,500 || 2013
|-
| {{Color box|#008000}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} || Cowhill B || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill, TG]] || Leo Russo Field || 29,485 || 2018
|-
| {{Color box|#00f}} {{Color box|#fff}} || Finisterra 1957 B || [[Finisterra, Tigupoke|Finisterra, TG]] || City Stadium || 18,857 || 2016
|-
| {{Color box|#2385c6}} || Gymnasium Percy 1958 U23 || Percy, KL || Bywall Field || 3,500 || 2014
|-
| {{Color box|#1253b9}} {{Color box|#fd443c}} || Hutchinson Ferox 2 || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || Ferox Training Grounds Field A || 500 || 2018
|-
| {{Color box|#4a9dd9}} {{Color box|#000}} || Internacional Las Encinas 2 || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || City Stadium || 7,500 || 2018
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#1a7dbd}} {{Color box|#f13b3d}} || Olympia Takalim 2 || Lennoxton, TK || Takalim Cantonal Stadium Training Facilities || 9,000 || 2017
|-
| {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#04943e}} || Percy Union B || Percy, KL || Tom Adams Stadium || 13,000 || 2016
|-
| {{Color box|#09872c}} {{Color box|#fff}} || St. Patrick B || Treetoor, NK || Southward Stadium || 11,250 || 2015
|-
| {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#000}} || Zeitgeist Chalmersville B || [[South Nedwood Park, Lág|South Nedwood Park, LG]] || Callanserry County Stadium || 4,000 || 2013
|}

==All-Kalșerian Baseball League teams==
===National Conference===
====North====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| [[Folkestone Lynxes]] || [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone, TK]] || KalBank Field || 32,500 || {{Color box|#cc3300}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1948
|-
| [[Henriville Révolutionnaires]] || [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville, CI]] || Banque Ilienne Stadium || 41,000 || {{Color box|#000099}} {{Color box|#f00}} || 1935
|-
| [[Las Encinas Blue Sox]] || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || Sellick Road Stadium || 37,500 || {{Color box|#0099ff}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1935
|-
| [[Lennoxton Royals]] || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || Lex Court || 44,500 || {{Color box|#9900cc}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} || 1935
|-
| [[New Kerry Saints]] || [[Finleyton, New Kerry|Finleyton, NK]] || Scullins Field || 35,750 || {{Color box|#00cc00}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1948
|}

====South====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| [[Chalmersville Yarkies]] || [[Norwich, Chalmersville|Norwich, CH]] || Cesco's Park || 41,500 || {{Color box|#0f4c81}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1935
|-
| [[Cowhill Shindallers]] || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill, TG]] || PizzaHal Field || 35,500 || {{Color box|#2e8b57}} {{Color box|#ffd700}} || 1971
|-
| [[Evalria Falcons]] || [[St. Joseph, Evalria|St. Joseph, EV]] || Hawks Stadium || 50,750 || {{Color box|#0055a4}} {{Color box|#ce2b37}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1935
|-
| [[Hartleyville Scots]] || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || qLine Park || 43,250 || {{Color box|#ffdd00}} {{Color box|#ff1a1a}} || 1935
|-
| [[Percy Tritons]] || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || Scullins Field || 50,215 || {{Color box|#1e90ff}} {{Color box|#228b22}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1935
|}

===Kalșerian Conference===
====East====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| [[Evalria Patriots]] || [[Maryshill, Evalria|Maryshill, EV]] || Stenhauser Insurance Park || 48,355 || {{Color box|#0066ff}} {{Color box|#ffd11a}} || 1935
|-
| [[Lág Warriors]] || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || 8cola Stadium || 35,500 || {{Color box|#228b22}} {{Color box|#eeeeee}} || 1971
|-
| [[Takalim Mountaineers]] || [[New Smyrna, Takalim|New Smyrna, TK]] || Lexibank Park || 42,750 || {{Color box|#0066ff}} {{Color box|#ef3340}} {{Color box|#ffd100}} || 1935
|-
| [[Urgel Ospreys]] || [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian, UR]] || vaytay.kl Park || 38,600 || {{Color box|#DE293E}} {{Color box|#000}} || 1935
|-
| [[Welneweg Spears]] || [[Fabianston, San Rafael|Fabianston, SR]] || Batavian Beer Field || 35,750 || {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1993
|}

====West====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| [[Cape Scorpion Sting]] || [[Cape Scorpion, Tigupoke|Cape Scorpion, TG]] || Rood Jooce Park || 34,250 || {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1993
|-
| [[Gulfport Submarines]] || [[Gulfport, Janval|Gulfport, JV]] || eMaze Field || 38,590 || {{Color box|#ffd700}} {{Color box|#000}} || 1935
|-
| [[Hutchinson Minutemen]] || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || B/A Park || 43,000 || {{Color box|#08598D}} {{Color box|#DE293E}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1935
|-
| [[Rosby Buccaneers]] || [[Rosby, Kalúen|Rosby, KL]] || Sparqway Field || 41,300 || {{Color box|#81312f}} {{Color box|#87cefa}} || 1948
|-
| [[Varșvai Ashallians]] || [[Varșvai, New Lothian|Varșvai, LN]] || Ricky's Ribs Stadium || 36,550 || {{Color box|#87cefa}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1948
|}

==K-Bask teams==
===League 1===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Founded
|-
| [[All-Kalșerian Sports Club]] || [[Siena, Takalim|Siena, TK]] || Cassini Center || 12,500 || {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#f00}} || 1926
|-
| [[Branbury Stags]] || [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || UPS Arena || 15,575 || {{Color box|#00b140}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1919
|-
| [[Bremen Anchor]] || [[Bremen, Janval|Bremen, JV]] || Bremen City Arena || 16,425 || {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1947
|-
| [[Cape Sundervale Yeomen]] || [[Cape Sundervale]] || Strait Arena || 17,500 || {{Color box|#0033cc}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#ef3340}} || 1994
|-
| [[Carnafarry Valiants]] || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry, NK]] || Gaoth Airlines Center || 16,350 || {{Color box|#006ba6}} {{Color box|#ffc600}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1989
|-
| [[Evalria Federals]] || [[Maryshill, Evalria|Maryshill, EV]] || PlayStation Arena || 21,150 || {{Color box|#e4002b}} {{Color box|#ffd100}} || 1923
|-
| Gymnasium Percy 1958 || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || BoixRossell Arena || 18,195 || {{Color box|#2385c6}} || 1929
|-
| [[Hartleyville Grasshoppers]] || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || Hartley Square Arena || 18,500 || {{Color box|#87189d}} {{Color box|#00ad50}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1936
|-
| [[Lennoxton Foxes]] || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || LexProv Insurance Center || 20,500 || {{Color box|#dfdfdf}} {{Color box|#ee2737}} {{Color box|#ffbf3f}} {{Color box|#0076ce}} || 1946
|-
| Olympia Takalim || Lennoxton, TK || Carmack's Meats Center || 15,250 || {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#1a7dbd}} {{Color box|#f13b3d}} || 1929
|-
| [[Percy Jets]] || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || The Percydome || 19,150 || {{Color box|#009775}} {{Color box|#e4e4e4}} || 1978
|-
| Racing Club || [[Sainte-Marguerite, Cartier Island|Sainte-Marguerite, CI]] || Chevalier Center || 17,000 || {{Color box|#6aacfe}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1913
|-
| [[Piombino Tempesta]] || [[Piombino, Lág|Piombino, LG]] || Barilla Center || 14,750 || {{Color box|#009246}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#ce2b37}} {{Color box|#0076ce}} || 1925
|-
| [[St. Adrian Steel]] || [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian, UR]] || Urgelian Steel Corporation Arena || 16,500 || {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1934
|-
| St. Patrick || [[Treetoor, New Kerry|Treetoor, NK]] || James H. Lockney Stadium || 35,118 || {{Color box|#09872c}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1928
|-
| Zeitgeist || [[Nedwood Park, Chalmersville|Nedwood Park, CH]] || Robert Q. Garner Sr. Field || 35,183 || {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#000}} || 1939
|}

===League 2 Eastern Conference===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| Cartieroise || [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville, CI]] || Jean-Marie Badeau Stadium || 36,741 || {{Color box|#d61311}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#005095}} || 1944
|-
| [[Chalmersville Armada]] || [[Colwyn Bay, Chalmersville|Colwyn Bay, CH]] || Spotify Center || 17,850 || {{Color box|#0C2340}} {{Color box|#0072CE}} {{Color box|#FFB81C}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1996
|-
| [[Folkestone Gunners]] || [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone, TK]] || Gunners Arena || 15,420 || {{Color box|#ffbf3f}} {{Color box|#008264}} || 1967
|-
| Ieronton Rigiasporteri || [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver, UR]] || id.hal || 36,245 || {{Color box|#f6002f}} || 1911
|-
| [[Las Encinas Stars]] || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || sieteTV Arena || 17,750 || {{Color box|#00cfb4}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1978
|-
| [[Loskaf Incendio]] || [[Loskaf, San Rafael|Loskaf, SR]] || Choco Loco Center || 15,300 || {{Color box|#ffd700}} {{Color box|#b22222}} || 1978
|-
| [[Rinnacade Kelts]] || [[Finleyton, New Kerry|Finleyton, NK]] || Guinness Center || 17,100 || {{Color box|#00ab84}} {{Color box|#ff8a3d}} || 2011
|-
| Sayooville || [[Sayooville, Kalúen|Sayooville, KL]] || City Stadium || 18,500 || {{Color box|#7ad6fd}} {{Color box|#000}} || 1939
|}

===League 2 Western Conference===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| Cape Scorpion BC || [[Cape Scorpion, Tigupoke|Cape Scorpion, TG]] || Municipal Arena || 11,000 || {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} || 1978
|-
| [[Finisterra Stingrays]] || [[Finisterra, Tigupoke|Finisterra, TG]] || Ostro Sports Complex || 14,250 || {{Color box|#00f}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 1957
|-
| Germania SV || [[Cape Spurry, Janval|Cape Spurry, JV]] || Municipal Arena || 13,500 || {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#f00}} {{Color box|#ff0}} || 1948
|-
| [[Goldshore Navigators]] || [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || Ed Magalhaes Center || 16,600 || {{Color box|#004986}} {{Color box|#ffc72c}} || 1978
|-
| [[Hutchinson Bolt]] || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || Janvalian Sun Arena || 18,200 || {{Color box|#e4002b}} {{Color box|#dddddd}} || 1978
|-
| Kalúen Ieșkal Meneri || Percy, KL || Kalúen IM Arena || 8,000 || {{Color box|#09872c}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#011bc2}} || 1936
|-
| [[Varșvai Norsemen]] || [[Varșvai, New Lothian|Varșvai, LN]] || varxtel Arena || 18,500 || {{Color box|#0076a8}} {{Color box|#ff9800}} {{Color box|#da291c}} || 1996
|-
| [[Vemín Riflemen]] || [[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín, QN]] || Vemín Municipal Arena || 15,750 || {{Color box|#08598D}} {{Color box|#DE293E}} {{Color box|#fff}} || 2011
|}

==KALMORA teams==
Chassis purveyed by {{W|Husqvarna Group|Husqvarna}}, tires by {{W|Firestone Tire and Rubber Company|Firestone}}.

Pilots don't have to be professionals, but they have to be full members of the club they race for.

*Qualifying Session 1: independent drivers get to race.
*Qualifying Session 2: teams get to race. P25 and lower are eliminated, and are not allowed to start unless otherwise stated by the stewards.
*Sorting Session 1: P24 to P13.
*Sorting Session 2: P12 to P1.

For the teams, see "[[Kalșerian Lawn Mower Racing Association]]".

==Other sports==
===Kalșerian Gridiron Football League===
The KGFL debuted in mid-March 2021, replacing the Kalșerian American Football League (KAFL) and the Professional Gridiron League (PGL).

Like NFL football, but with the Greg Schiano proposal instead of kickoffs.

====Kalșerian Conference====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| [[Chalmersville Titans]] || [[Norwich, Chalmersville|Norwich, CH]] || Norwich Polyfunctional Field || 7,000 || {{Color box|#0052cc}} {{Color box|#e80045}} {{Color box|#cccccc}} || 1954
|-
| [[Emin Raiders]] || [[Emin, Lág|Emin, LG]] || Sherwin Johnson Field || 9,842 || {{Color box|#015440}} {{Color box|#DD191A}} || 1978
|-
| [[Evalria Kallies]] || [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire, EV]] || Bywall Road Field || 7,500 || {{Color box|#dc143c}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1954
|-
| [[New Kerry Hitmen]] || [[Haywick, New Kerry|Haywick, NK]] || Charles O'Neal Field || 9,500 || {{Color box|#00cc66}} {{Color box|#000000}} || 1954
|-
| [[Percy Supersonics]] || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || Karl Rovuansi Presidential Stadium || 19,448 || {{Color box|#00bfff}} {{Color box|#ff9900}} || 1954
|-
| [[Sebring Bolts]] || [[Sebring, Quincollia|Sebring, QN]] || Ferdy Hornata Field || 12,000 || {{Color box|#9900cc}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 2003
|-
| [[St. Peter Leviathan]] || [[St. Peter, Janval|St. Peter, JV]] || Municipal Stadium || 9,000 || {{Color box|#33ffbb}} {{Color box|#004080}} || 2013
|-
| [[Takalim O's]] || [[O'Leary, Takalim|O'Leary, TK]] || Municipal Field || 11,500 || {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#3399ff}} || 1954
|}

New Kerry Hitmen named "Haywick Hitmen" until 2021.

====Professional Conference====
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Joined
|-
| [[Cartier Island Royals]] || [[Saint-Étienne, Cartier Island|Saint-Étienne, CI]] || Yannick Bourgevin Stadium || 15,500 || {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#33ccff}} || 1963
|-
| [[Cape Sundervale Guardians]] || [[Rose Gardens, Cape Sundervale|Rose Gardens, CS]] || Rialstadion || 7,154 || {{Color box|#002870}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1996
|-
| [[Evalria Lions]] || [[Uslar, Evalria|Uslar, EV]] || Enrico Scioni Field || 5,300 || {{Color box|#00e64d}} {{Color box|#cfcfcf}} || 1963
|-
| [[Geeseekulkoo Riot]] || [[Geeseekulkoo, New Lothian|Geeseekulkoo, LN]] || City Stadium || 21,322 || {{Color box|#ccad33}} {{Color box|#000000}} || 1977
|-
| [[Hartleyville Loshaners]] || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || Martin J. Williams Stadium || 15,000 || {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#007acc}} {{Color box|#000000}} || 1963
|-
| [[Las Encinas Bobcats]] || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || Ernesto Pensadas Stadium || 15,000 || {{Color box|#003399}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} || 1963
|-
| [[Lennoxton Hurricanes]] || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || Lexicanes Stadium || 16,650 || {{Color box|#ff0f4a}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#0098ff}} || 1963
|-
| [[Murphyville Challengers]] || [[Murphyville, Takalim|Murphyville, TK]] || City Stadium || 16,284 || {{Color box|#00a970}} {{Color box|#ffe100}} || 1977
|}

===Kalșerian Volleyball League===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Founded
|-
| [[Aitkenville Greens]] || [[Aitkenville, Lág|Aitkenville, LG]] || Wilheimer Arena || 7,250 || {{Color box|#228b22}} {{Color box|#eeeeee}} || 2013
|-
| [[All-Kaluonic VBC]] || [[Falșak, Kalúen|Falșak, KL]] || Municipal Arena || 10,000 || {{Color box|#3399ff}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} || 1973
|-
| [[Carnafarry Surf]] || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry, NK]] || Carnbank Center || 16,200 || {{Color box|#228b22}} {{Color box|#000000}} || 2022
|-
| [[EastLN Kings]] || [[Geeseekulkoo, New Lothian|Geeseekulkoo, LN]] || KalAir Nest || 14,000 || {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#0066cc}} || 2016
|-
| [[Ferox Evalria VBC]] || [[Sappejahamick, Evalria|Sappejahamick, EV]] || Sappejahamick Borough Center || 12,575 || {{Color box|#e60000}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} || 1994
|-
| [[Finisterra VBC]] || [[Finisterra, Tigupoke|Finisterra, TG]] || Ostro Sports Complex || 14,250 || {{Color box|#0084d4}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1994
|-
| [[Folkestone VBC]] || [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone, TK]] || McDermott's Ale Arena || 18,750 || {{Color box|#000000}} {{Color box|#0066cc}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} || 2022
|-
| [[Janval Cape VBC]] || [[Gulfport, Janval|Gulfport, JV]] || Capers Center || 13,400 || {{Color box|#ffd700}} {{Color box|#000000}} || 2016
|-
| [[Lexonia VBC]] || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || Carmack's Meats Center || 15,250 || {{Color box|#ff0000}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 2022
|-
| [[Percy VBC]] || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || The Percydome || 19,150 || {{Color box|#9900cc}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1966
|-
| [[Rosby Bay VBC]] || [[Rosby, Kalúen|Rosby, KL]] || Richard K. Groats Arena || 13,250 || {{Color box|#a63f3d}} {{Color box|#87cefa}} || 1966
|-
| [[Lusitania VBC]] || [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || Ed Magalhaes Center || 16,600 || {{Color box|#000000}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#ff0000}} || 1966
|-
| [[WestKal Snakes]] || [[Hayworthsville, Kalúen|Hayworthsville, KL]] || Preston Arena || 10,500 || {{Color box|#1e90ff}} {{Color box|#228b22}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1978
|-
| [[Yarkill VBC]] || [[Nedwood Park, Chalmersville|Nedwood Park, CH]] || Kawasaki Arena || 16,750 || {{Color box|#4682B4}} {{Color box|#C0C0C0}} || 2022
|}

Lusitania was named "Vasco da Gama" until 2022.

===Kalșerian Rugby Union Championship===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Stadium !! Capacity !! Colors !! Founded !! Joined
|-
| [[Bournemouth Reds RFC]] || [[Bournemouth, Urgel|Bournemouth, UR]] || John D. Ewing Presidential Field || 6,183 || {{Color box|#cc0033}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1915 || 2004
|-
| [[Cape Sundervale Frigateers Club]] || [[Kingsport, Cape Sundervale|Kingsport, CS]] || Kingsport Borough Field || 15,125 || {{Color box|#D9003E}} {{Color box|#0040A7}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1884 || 2004
|-
| [[Evalria Welsh RFC]] || [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél, EV]] || Cantonal Road || 5,750 || {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#1DB453}} {{Color box|#DA2C49}} || 1891 || 2004
|-
| [[Fleur-de-Lys RFC]] || [[Sundronie, Cartier Island|Sundronie, CI]] || Alain Fiches Stadium || 12,570 || {{Color box|#F3DD16}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#000000}} || 1966 || 2004
|-
| [[Haywick Eagles RFC]] || [[Haywick, New Kerry|Haywick, NK]] || Charles O'Neal Field || 9,500 || {{Color box|#00C05E}} {{Color box|#000000}} || 1878 || 2004
|-
| [[Linton Shamrocks RFC]] || [[Linton, New Kerry|Linton, NK]] || Preston Arena || 10,500 || {{Color box|#47B273}} {{Color box|#FF8100}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1891 || 2004
|-
| [[New Kerry RFC]] || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry, NK]] || Haughey Field || 15,202 || {{Color box|#2D7BAF}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#29853B}} || 1913 || 2004
|-
| [[NorTak Tigers]] || [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone, TK]] || Eddie Trevisano Stadium || 29,559 || {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#000000}} || colspan="2"|2004
|-
| [[Lág Sports Club]] || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || The Green Den || 29,104 || {{Color box|#009933}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1902 || 2004
|-
| [[Royal Holbrook RFC]] || [[Holbrook, Cape Sundervale|Holbrook, CS]] || Lichfield Road Park || 19,291 || {{Color box|#980B00}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1869 || 2004
|-
| [[Takalim Rowers RFC]] || [[New Smyrna, Takalim|New Smyrna, TK]] || Municipal Field || 13,500 || {{Color box|#00D0FF}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1902 || 2004
|-
| [[Three Towers RFC]] || [[Treetoor, New Kerry|Treetoor, NK]] || James H. Lockney Stadium || 35,118 || {{Color box|#0DD197}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#000000}} || 1891 || 2004
|}

===Kalșerian Lacrosse League===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Location !! Indoor stadium !! Outdoor stadium !! Colors !! Founded !! Joined
|-
| [[Carnafarry Irish Warriors]] || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry, NK]] || Carnbank Center (16,200 seats) || Municipal Field (9,750 seats) || {{Color box|#2D7BAF}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || colspan="2"|1993
|-
| [[Cartier Island Stoats]] || [[Cinq-Maisons, Cartier Island|Cinq-Maisons, CI]] || Fitzmann Center (19,300 seats) || – || {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#ff8000}} {{Color box|#000000}} || 2013 || 2015
|-
| [[Club Oriental de Las Encinas|Club Oriental]] || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || Cerveza Oeste Arena (15,500 seats) || Ernesto Pensadas Stadium (15,000 seats) || {{Color box|#039df3}} {{Color box|#ff0000}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 1987 || 1993
|-
| [[Evalria Capitals]] || [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél, EV]] || Henclé Hotels Arena (19,500 seats) || Cantonal Road (5,750 seats) || {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#dc0000}} || 1989 || 1993
|-
| [[Folkestone Poseidon]] || [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone, TK]] || McDermott's Ale Arena (18,750 seats) || Eddie Trevisano Stadium (29,559 seats) || {{Color box|#ffffff}} {{Color box|#5EA7C0}} {{Color box|#0C6262}} || 1996 || 1999
|-
| [[Ieronton W.S.C.]] || [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver, UR]] || Slick's Dome (18,400 seats) || id.hal (26,245 seats) || {{Color box|#ff0033}} {{Color box|#000000}} || colspan="2"|1993
|-
| [[Lág Sports Club]] || [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || Lucretius Reeve Presidential Center (17,500 seats) || Edward Gorczycki Stadium (9,149 seats) || {{Color box|#009933}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || colspan="2"|1993
|-
| [[Red Star Bournemouth]] || [[Bournemouth, Urgel|Bournemouth, UR]] || – || John D. Ewing Presidential Field (6,183 seats) || {{Color box|#ff0000}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || colspan="2"|1993
|-
| [[Rosby Ransackers]] || [[Rosby, Kalúen|Rosby, KL]] || Tașa Vonhal Center (16,250 seats) || Seaside Stadium (25,193 seats) || {{Color box|#C90089}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || colspan="2"|1993
|-
| [[San Rafael Tormenta]] || [[Surrey, San Rafael|Surrey, SR]] || PittArena (7,500 seats) || – || {{Color box|#22B57E}} {{Color box|#000000}} || 2008 || 2011
|-
| [[Sullivan Thunder]] || [[Sullivan, New Kerry|Sullivan, NK]] || – || Municipal Field (11,500 seats) || {{Color box|#47B273}} {{Color box|#FF8100}} {{Color box|#ffffff}} || 2005 || 2007
|-
| [[Takalim Posse]] || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || Carmack's Meats Center (15,250 seats) || The Nest (19,482 seats) || {{Color box|#177EC6}} {{Color box|#FDDF50}} || 1989 || 1993
|}

===National Hurling Championship===
14 cantons, plus Rinnacade and South New Kerry

Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship

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{{Icons|Kalseri}}
{{Infobox sports league
| title = Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship
| current_season = 2026–27 KIHC season
| logo =
| logo_size = 
| caption =
| formerly = Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship (1901–1933)
| sport = Ice hockey
| founded = {{start date and age|1901|10|5}} in [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire]], [[Evalria]], [[Kalșeri]]
| inaugural = [[1901 CIHC season]]
| commissioner = [[Enéas Lakagi]]
| teams = 22
| country = {{flag|Kalșeri}}
| champion = [[Janval Blauers]]
| champ_season = [[2025–26 KIHC season]]
| most_champs = Evalria Fightin' Kals (25 titles)
| classification =
| qualification =
| tv = [[KalCom]] [[KBC Sports]]
| headquarters = Jálagi Building [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire]], [[Evalria]], [[Kalșeri]]
}}
The '''Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship''' ('''KIHC'''; [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: ''Kalșériton Drohockeykampiónare'' {{IPA|/kalˈʃɛritɔn drɔˌhɔkɛ(i)kamˈpjɔnare/}}, KDHK) is a professional {{w|ice hockey}} league in [[Kalșeri]] that consists of twenty-two teams competing to win the [[Reeve Cup]] at the end of the season. Headquartered in [[Hampshire, Evalria]], the KIHC is the sports league with the highest average number of spectators and viewers in Kalșeri.

The Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship was founded in 1901 in Hampshire, Evalria by the the [[Carnafarry Emeralds]], the [[Henriville Calansériens]], the [[Saint-Jacques Athlétiques]], the [[Lennoxton Phantoms]], the [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]] and the [[Percy Eagles]], collectively named "Founding Six", and was given further impetus in the form of private donations to the league by [[President of Kalșeri|President]] [[Lucretius Reeve]], a keen supporter of ice hockey. Initially an amateur-only competition, the KIHC underwent professionalization throughout the 1910s; starting from the same decade, the number of teams in the Championship began to rise, and reached its peak of twenty-two in the [[2026–27 KIHC season|2026–27 season]].

The regular season is typically held from early October to mid-March. The teams are sorted into two Divisions — Northern and Southern — based on their geographical location; each of the twenty-two teams faces the other teams within its Division twice, and also plays against teams outside its Division once, amounting to a total of thirty-one games. At the end of these games, the four teams with the most points from each Division advance to the [[Reeve Cup playoffs]] and compete in a knockout tournament to determine the winner of the Reeve Cup. The reigning champions are the [[Janval Blauers]], who defeated the [[St. Adrian Fire]] in the [[2026 Reeve Cup finals]].

==History==
The Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship (CIHC) was founded on October 5, 1901, after the owners of six teams — Carnafarry Emeralds, the Henriville Calanseriens, the Saint-Jacques Athlétiques, the Lennoxton Phantoms, the Evalria Fightin' Kals and the Percy Eagles, which had either won or ranked high in existing local tournaments — signed the Founding Charter at the lobby of the [[Concord Hotel]] in [[Hampshire, Evalria]]. The League and the teams saw an early influx of money from a group of businessmen and politicians, most prominently Lucretius Reeve, President of Callanserry from 1899 to 1904 and founder of the Lágan Recreational Club, one of the predecessors of the [[Lág Sports Club]]. Reeve agreed to finance the Championship with part of his presidential salary to help teams manage the upkeep costs, with the written understanding that a team from his home canton of [[Lág]] would join the team.

After one season of play, the teams of the CIHC invited the [[Las Encinas Angels]], the [[Branbury Meat Packers]], the [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1901–15)|Lennoxton Gunslingers]] and the [[Evalria Hawks (CIHC)|Evalria Hawks]] to play in the Championship. These initial expansion teams struggled to attract the same level of players or audience as the original teams and were beset by financial problems. Following the [[1914–15 CIHC season|1914–15 season]], the teams decided to turn the CIHC into a fully-professional sports league in a 7–3 vote. The Gunslingers, the Athlétiques and the Hawks, the three teams opposed to professionalization, [[CIHC–UIHA split|quit the Championship]] and formed a rival league, the [[United Ice Hockey Association]] (UIHA).

The CIHC admitted new member teams until the 1929–30 season, when the financial stability of the Championship and the teams was damaged by the {{W|Great Depression}}. Five teams — the [[New Lothian Kings (1913–29)|New Lothian Kings]], the [[Janval Dukes]], the [[Cape Sundervale Valiants]], the [[Chalmersville Captains]] and the [[Las Encinas Sharks|Las Encinas Sharks]] — ceased operations due to financial difficulties and competition with the [[Great Southern League]] (GSL); the UIHA also folded. In 1933, with the admission of the [[Bremen Wolves]], the CIHC began to award expansion franchises to southern cities to challenge the GSL, which would fold in 1956. The CIHC later introduced the Divisions in 1936, coinciding with the admission of the [[New Lothian Highlanders]].

In 1934, the Championship changed its name to Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship to bring itself in line with the regulations introduced by the [[Kalșeri naming dispute|name change]] of the country from ''Callanserry'' to ''Kalșeri'', as ordered by [[Ioen Rovuan]]. The same year, government officials uncovered [[Evalria Demons relocation controversy|a lobbying effort]] by both the Fightin' Kals and the [[Evalria Mustangs]] to the KIHC to keep a third team, the [[Murphyville Demons|Evalria Demons]], from playing; under threat of a government-led takeover of the Championship, a compromise was reached: the Demons were allowed to play in the Championship, but had to relocate to a city of their choosing. The Demons chose [[Murphyville, Takalim]], which had never hosted a professional ice hockey team before.

Since the end of {{W|World War II}}, the KIHC has admitted new teams in four occasions: [[1949–50 KIHC season|1949–50]] (the [[Chalmersville Admirals]], the [[Falșak Sharpshooters]], the [[San Rafael Sharks]] and the [[Rișen Badgers]]), [[1961–62 KIHC season|1961–62]] (the [[Lennoxton Bolts]]), [[1978–79 KIHC season|1978–79]] (the [[Tigupoke Tigers]]). The [[Evalria-Lág Tornado]] were scheduled to debut in the [[1986–87 KIHC season|1986–87 season]], but were subsequently expelled from the league before playing a single game, after the owner had been arrested in a police raid for money laundering. The KIHC was criticized for admitting the team without properly vetting the pitch and the people connected to it. The [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95]] season marked the last time the KIHC has admitted new teams (the [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]] and the [[Goldshore Panthers]]) until the [[2026–27 KIHC season|2026–27]] season, when the [[Folkestone Bucks]] and the [[Plymouth Seafarers]] are due to debut in the league.

==Organizational structure==
{{Main|KIHC commissioner}}
Each team appoints a general manager, who oversees the day-to-day operations of the team and keeps in contact with the other teams and the KIHC staff. The general managers of the twenty teams appoint a [[KIHC commissioner|Commissioner]], who then appoints other key figures in the KIHC, namely the chief legal officer, director of sport operations, chief financial officer and the chief physician. A two-thirds majority of all teams, currently fifteen out of twenty-two, is required for changes in rules and salary, team applications and other motions to be approved.

The current Commissioner of the KIHC is [[Enéas Lakagi]], who has served in this capacity since June 17, 2018.

==Teams==
Teams participating in the KIHC exist as separate {{W|juridical person}}s; this means that theoretically, neither a team quitting the KIHC, nor the KIHC ceasing operations altogether would affect the daily operations of a team. To reduce the chances of teams quitting or folding, the organization and the teams negotiate a five-year contract, called the [[Hampshire Agreement]], which dictates the application of rules and any possible amendment thereof, as well as the distribution of television revenues and prize money. The Agreement was last renewed in 2022.

The are grouped into two geographical Divisions: Northern ([[Cartier Island]], [[Cape Sundervale]], [[New Kerry]], [[Takalim]], [[Urgel]], [[San Rafael]]) and Southern ([[Chalmersville]], [[Evalria]], [[Lág]], [[New Lothian]], [[Kalúen]], [[Janval]], [[Tigupoke]]).

The practice of relocating sports teams, common in oher North American sports leagues, is unheard of in Kalșeri. The only time a KIHC team relocated was when the [[Murphyville Demons|Evalria Demons]] moved to Murphyville, Takalim in 1933.

===List of teams===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Overview of KIHC teams
|-
! Division
! Team
! class=unsortable|Colors
! City
! Arena
! Capacity
! Founded
! Joined
|-
! rowspan=11; style="background:#0039a6; color:white"|Northern !! [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#e60000}} {{Color box|#003d66}} || [[Lily, Cape Sundervale|Lily, CS]] || [[UBCS Arena]] || {{formatnum:17500}} || style="text-align:center"|1992 || style="text-align:center"|1994
|-
! [[Carnafarry Emeralds]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00995c}} || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry, NK]] || [[Carnbank Center]] || {{formatnum:19200}} || style="text-align:center"|1897 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Henriville Calanseriens]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#03c}} {{Color box|#fc3}} || [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville, CI]] || [[Fitzmann Center]] || {{formatnum:19313}} || style="text-align:center"|1900 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Murphyville Demons]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f30}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Murphyville, Takalim|Murphyville, TK]] || [[Murphyville Civic Arena]] || {{formatnum:15562}} || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1937
|-
! [[San Rafael Sharks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#004D96}} {{Color box|#6D99FF}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || [[Cerveza Oeste Arena]] || {{formatnum:17192}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Folkestone Bucks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#28694e}} {{Color box|#fffaaa}} || [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone, TK]] || [[McDermott's Arena]] || {{formatnum:18750}} || style="text-align:center"|2022 || style="text-align:center"|2026
|-
! [[Lennoxton Bolts]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fc3}} || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || {{formatnum:14506}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1961
|-
! [[Lennoxton Phantoms]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Carmack's Meats Center]] || {{formatnum:18259}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[St. Adrian Fire]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#f40}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian, UR]] || [[adrianarena]] || {{formatnum:18590}} || style="text-align:center"|1903 || style="text-align:center"|1904
|-
! [[Whiteriver Nighthawks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver, UR]] || [[Slick's Dome]] || {{formatnum:18417}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1928
|-
! [[Chalmersville Admirals]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#ffe200}} {{Color box|#2085da}} {{Color box|#003d66}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Nedwood Park, Chalmersville|Nedwood Park, CH]] || [[qLine Arena]] || {{formatnum:16829}} || style="text-align:center"|1945 || style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! rowspan=11; style="background:#fd0"|Southern !! [[Branbury Lumberjacks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00b36b}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena]] || {{formatnum:17628}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1915
|-
! [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#C5162D}} {{Color box|#FFE115}} || [[Uslar, Evalria|Uslar, EV]] || [[Quigley Arena]] || {{formatnum:16980}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Evalria Mustangs]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#005ce6}} {{Color box|#A70000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél, EV]] || [[Henclé Hotels Arena]] || {{formatnum:19523}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1922
|-
! [[Plymouth Seafarers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#0f4c85}} {{Color box|#00f09f}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Plymouth, Lág|Plymouth, LG]] || [[Stockton Square Center]] || {{formatnum:16500}} || style="text-align:center"|2022 || style="text-align:center"|2026
|-
! [[New Lothian Highlanders]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#cc0000}} {{Color box|#06c}} {{Color box|#ffdd00}} || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || [[Caldontex Arena]] || {{formatnum:17572}} || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1936
|-
! [[Rișen Badgers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00961D}} {{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || [[1cell Center]] || {{formatnum:17215}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Falșak Sharpshooters]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#8920D9}} {{Color box|#ccc}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Falșak, Kalúen|Falșak, KL]] || [[Fillard Donuts Center]] || {{formatnum:15350}} || style="text-align:center"|1936 || style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Goldshore Panthers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#37C5C8}} || [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || [[Ed Marks Center]] || {{formatnum:16619}} || style="text-align:center"|1991 || style="text-align:center"|1994
|-
! [[Janval Blauers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#09f}} {{Color box|#003d66}} || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || [[Schumann Arena]] || {{formatnum:16652}} || style="text-align:center"|1936 || style="text-align:center"|1946
|-
! [[Percy Eagles]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#ea0049}} {{Color box|#aaa}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || [[BoixRossell Arena]] || {{formatnum:18195}} || style="text-align:center"|1898 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Tigupoke Tigers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#F16515}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill, TG]] || [[Merrill's Center]] || {{formatnum:16581}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1978
|}

=== Defunct teams ===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team
! City
! Arena
! Joined
! Left
! Fate
|-
! [[Saint-Jacques Athlétiques]]
| [[Jackson, Cartier Island|Jackson, CI]] || [[SJZ Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1901 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Evalria Hawks]]
| [[Sappejahamick, Evalria|Sappejahamick, EV]] || [[Sappejahamick Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Las Encinas Angels]]
| [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || [[St. Raphael Cantonal Garden]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1904 || Expelled from the KIHC over rent and playing venue disputes; folded in 1904
|-
! [[Branbury Meat Packers]]
| [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena|Branbury Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1907 || Withdrew from the KIHC due to low attendance figures; folded in 1911
|-
! [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1904–1930)]]
| [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena (1896–1932)|Old Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1904 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[New Lothian Kings (1913–1930)]]
| [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || [[Stroud Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Janval Dukes]]
| [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || [[Schumann Arena|Cantonal Arena of Janval]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Chalmersville Captains]]
| [[Colwyn Bay, Chalmersville|Colwyn Bay, LG]] || [[Grenitch Road Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Las Encinas Sharks]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the present-day San Rafael Sharks.}}
| Las Encinas, SR || [[St. Raphael Cantonal Garden]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Quincollia Mountaineers]]
| [[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín, LN]] || [[Forbes T. Graham Arena|Vemín National Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1914 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Joined the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Cape Sundervale Valiants]]
| [[King's Gate, Cape Sundervale|King's Gate, CS]] || [[King's Gate Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1919 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Folded in 1930 due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bremen Wolves]]
| [[Bremen, Janval|Bremen, JV]] || [[Stingemore Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1946 || Folded in 1946 due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1946–1952)|Lennoxton Gunslingers]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the 1904 Gunslingers.}}
| Lennoxton, TK || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1946 || style="text-align:center"|1952 || Folded in 1952 due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Haywick Hunters]]
| [[Haywick, New Kerry|Haywick, NK]] || [[McDonnell Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1946 || style="text-align:center"|1959 || Folded in 1959 due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Așalton Fongia]]
| Hartleyville, LN || [[Caldontex Arena|Humbert Brown Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1949 || style="text-align:center"|1950 || Suspended in 1950, withdrawn and folded by owner [[Éduin Kunarigi]] in protest of the 1955 [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri|Supreme Court]] ruling ''[[Kunarigi v. KIHC]]'', which ruled the Ralagia-only policy adopted by the team to be contrary to the [[Charter of Kalșeri|Charter]]
|-
! [[Kingsgate Maroons]]
| [[Kingsgate, New Kerry|Kingsgate, NK]] || [[Kingsgate Border Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1954 || style="text-align:center"|1965 || Folded due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bapkeegawatch Kings]]
| [[Bapkeegawatch, New Lothian|Bapkeegawatch, LN]] || [[Bapkeegawatch Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1961 || style="text-align:center"|1977 || Folded due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bournemouth Steelers]]
| [[Bournemouth, Urgel|Bournemouth, UR]] || [[Ewing Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1954 || style="text-align:center"|1965 || Folded due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Eastern Kalúen Warriors]]
| [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || [[Ed Marks Center]] || style="text-align:center"|1961 || style="text-align:center"|1974 || Folded due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Evalria-Lág Tornado]]
| [[Clovis, Lág|Clovis, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena|Branbury Municipal Arena]] || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1986 || Dissolved after the owner was arrested in a police raid. Listed as a member of the KIHC for the [[1986–87 KIHC season|1986–87 season]], did not play a single game.
|}

==Season structure==
A KIHC season lasts from early October to mid-March. Each team plays thirty-one regular-season games: two matches, once home and once away, for every team within the division, and one game for each team of the other division.

Teams receive three points for winning a game, one for a draw, and none for losing. The four teams with the most points in each Division advance to the playoffs for the Reeve Cup. In case of a tie in the standings, the winning percentage, the head-to-head record, and goal difference are used to determine who enters the playoffs; should the tie still not be broken, a preliminary match is played. Each quarter-final consists of up to three games, each semi-final lasts up to five games, and the Reeve Cup Final can last up to seven games.

== Media coverage ==
Nationwide televised coverage for the KIHC is split between [[KalCom Sports]] and [[KBC Sports]], as well as their Kalhan-language sister channels. Games not broadcast nationally are made available through streaming platforms [[KalCom Player]], [[KBC More]] and [[icJCE]]. Radio coverage for KIHC games is also assigned to local radio networks, some of which belonging to the [[Union of Regional Broadcasters]]. All games are broadcast both in English and in Kalhan, as per national law.

{{W|YouTube}}, {{W|Instagram}} and {{W|Bluesky}} are the authorized social media partners for the KIHC and its teams. In August 2025, KIHC announced that the organization and the teams would cease using their {{W|Twitter|X/Twitter}} accounts and move to Bluesky.

== Draft ==
{{main|KIHC draft}}

Each June, the KIHC holds a draft, in which teams select players from high school or university sports teams, or from foreign leagues. The draft is divided into five rounds, each consisting of twenty-two picks, one for each team; the total of picks is thus one hundred and ten. The order of the teams is determined by the winning percentage achieved in the last season. Teams may choose to trade picks for one or multiple drafts. The only stipulation in the regular draft process is that teams must draft at least two Kalhan speakers.

In the event of a new team joining the KIHC, an expansion draft is held. The new team is allowed to select up to fifteen players from the other teams, and the remaining players from high school or university teams, for a total of no more than twenty-three players, the maximum number allowed by the KIHC. The expansion draft was last held in [[2026 KIHC expansion draft|2026]] for the Folkestone Bucks and the Plymouth Seafarers.

==Trophies and awards==
===Teams===
The [[Reeve Cup]] ([[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: ''Reeve-kopa'') is the most prestigious team award in the KIHC. Originally named "CIHC Trophy", it was given its current name in 1912, in honor of Lucretius Reeve. The [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]] are the most successful KIHC team, with twenty-five Reeve Cups.

The team that has the most points in the regular season is awarded the Jim Gilmore Trophy. If two or more teams reach the same number of points, the award is given to the team with highest goal difference.

Although not contemplated in the KIHC rule book or any other by-law adopted by the organization, teams often display pennons for each time they reached first place in their Division.

===Players===
The Bill Dowd Trophy is assigned to the highest-scoring player of the regular season. The trophy is named in honor of [[Bill Dowd]], a player for the [[Hartleyville Highlanders]] who held the record for the most goals scored in a season (61, in the [[1953–54 KIHC season|1953–54 season]]) when the trophy was first awarded.

The Tom Clyburn Trophy and the Rúdiger Lekrigi Trophy are the awards respectively given to the player leading in assists and the goalkeeper that allows the fewest goals throughout the regular season.

==See also==
*[[List of KIHC records (team)]]
*[[List of KIHC records (individual)]]
*[[List of Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship arenas]]
*[[Kalșerian ice hockey league system]]

== Notes ==
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Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship

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{{Infobox sports league
| title = Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship
| current_season = 2025–26 KIHC season
| logo =
| logo_size = 
| caption =
| formerly = Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship (1901–1933)
| sport = Ice hockey
| founded = {{start date and age|1901|10|5}} in [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire]], [[Evalria]], [[Kalșeri]]
| inaugural = [[1901 CIHC season]]
| commissioner = [[Enéas Lakagi]]
| teams = 20
| country = {{flag|Kalșeri}}
| champion = [[Janval Blauers]]
| champ_season = [[2025–26 KIHC season]]
| most_champs = Evalria Fightin' Kals (25 titles)
| classification =
| qualification =
| tv = [[KalCom]] [[KBC Sports]]
| headquarters = Jálagi Building [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire]], [[Evalria]], [[Kalșeri]]
}}
The '''Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship''' ('''KIHC'''; [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: ''Kalșériton Drohockeykampiónare'' {{IPA|/kalˈʃɛritɔn drɔˌhɔkɛ(i)kamˈpjɔnare/}}, KDHK) is a professional {{w|ice hockey}} league in [[Kalșeri]] that consists of twenty teams competing to win the [[Reeve Cup]] at the end of the season. Headquartered in [[Hampshire, Evalria]], the KIHC is the sports league with the highest average number of spectators and viewers in Kalșeri.

The Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship was founded in 1901 in Hampshire, Evalria by the the [[Carnafarry Emeralds]], the [[Henriville Calansériens]], the [[Saint-Jacques Athlétiques]], the [[Lennoxton Phantoms]], the [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]] and the [[Percy Eagles]], collectively named "Founding Six", and was given further impetus in the form of private donations to the league by [[President of Kalșeri|President]] [[Lucretius Reeve]], a keen supporter of ice hockey. Initially an amateur-only competition, the KIHC underwent professionalization throughout the 1910s; starting from the same decade, the number of teams in the Championship began to rise, and reached its peak in the [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95 season]] with twenty teams, which is where the number stands today.

The regular season is typically held from early October to mid-March. The teams are sorted into two Divisions — Northern and Southern — based on their geographical location; each of the twenty teams faces the other teams within its Division twice, and also plays against teams outside its Division once, amounting to a total of twenty-eight games. At the end of these games, the four teams with the most points from each Division advance to the [[Reeve Cup playoffs]] and compete in a knockout tournament to determine the winner of the Reeve Cup. The reigning champions are the [[Janval Blauers]], who defeated the [[St. Adrian Fire]] in the [[2025 Reeve Cup finals]].

==History==
The Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship (CIHC) was founded on October 5, 1901, after the owners of six teams — Carnafarry Emeralds, the Henriville Calanseriens, the Saint-Jacques Athlétiques, the Lennoxton Phantoms, the Evalria Fightin' Kals and the Percy Eagles, which had either won or ranked high in existing local tournaments — signed the Founding Charter at the lobby of the [[Concord Hotel]] in [[Hampshire, Evalria]]. The League and the teams saw an early influx of money from a group of businessmen and politicians, most prominently Lucretius Reeve, President of Callanserry from 1899 to 1904 and founder of the Lágan Recreational Club, one of the predecessors of the [[Lág Sports Club]]. Reeve agreed to finance the Championship with part of his presidential salary to help teams manage the upkeep costs, with the written understanding that a team from his home canton of [[Lág]] would join the team.

After one season of play, the teams of the CIHC invited the [[Las Encinas Angels]], the [[Branbury Meat Packers]], the [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1901–15)|Lennoxton Gunslingers]] and the [[Evalria Hawks (CIHC)|Evalria Hawks]] to play in the Championship. These initial expansion teams struggled to attract the same level of players or audience as the original teams and were beset by financial problems. Following the [[1914–15 CIHC season|1914–15 season]], the teams decided to turn the CIHC into a fully-professional sports league in a 7–3 vote. The Gunslingers, the Athlétiques and the Hawks, the three teams opposed to professionalization, [[CIHC–UIHA split|quit the Championship]] and formed a rival league, the [[United Ice Hockey Association]] (UIHA).

The CIHC admitted new member teams until the 1929–30 season, when the financial stability of the Championship and the teams was damaged by the {{W|Great Depression}}. Five teams — the [[New Lothian Kings (1913–29)|New Lothian Kings]], the [[Janval Dukes]], the [[Cape Sundervale Valiants]], the [[Chalmersville Captains]] and the [[Las Encinas Sharks|Las Encinas Sharks]] — ceased operations due to financial difficulties and competition with the [[Great Southern League]] (GSL); the UIHA also folded. In 1933, with the admission of the [[Bremen Wolves]], the CIHC began to award expansion franchises to southern cities to challenge the GSL, which would fold in 1956. The CIHC later introduced the Divisions in 1936, coinciding with the admission of the [[New Lothian Highlanders]].

In 1934, the Championship changed its name to Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship to bring itself in line with the regulations introduced by the [[Kalșeri naming dispute|name change]] of the country from ''Callanserry'' to ''Kalșeri'', as ordered by [[Ioen Rovuan]]. The same year, government officials uncovered [[Evalria Demons relocation controversy|a lobbying effort]] by both the Fightin' Kals and the [[Evalria Mustangs]] to the KIHC to keep a third team, the [[Murphyville Demons|Evalria Demons]], from playing; under threat of a government-led takeover of the Championship, a compromise was reached: the Demons were allowed to play in the Championship, but had to relocate to a city of their choosing. The Demons chose [[Murphyville, Takalim]], which had never hosted a professional ice hockey team before.

Since the end of {{W|World War II}}, the KIHC has admitted new teams in four occasions: [[1949–50 KIHC season|1949–50]] (the [[Chalmersville Admirals]], the [[Falșak Sharpshooters]], the [[San Rafael Sharks]] and the [[Rișen Badgers]]), [[1961–62 KIHC season|1961–62]] (the [[Lennoxton Bolts]]), [[1978–79 KIHC season|1978–79]] (the [[Tigupoke Tigers]]) and [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95]] (the [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]] and the [[Goldshore Panthers]]). The 1994–95 season marks the last time the KIHC has admitted new teams. The [[Evalria-Lág Tornado]] were scheduled to debut in the [[1986–87 KIHC season|1986–87 season]], but were subsequently expelled from the league before playing a single game, after the owner had been arrested in a police raid for money laundering. The KIHC was criticized for admitting the team without properly vetting the pitch and the people connected to it.

==Organizational structure==
{{Main|KIHC commissioner}}
Each team appoints a general manager, who oversees the day-to-day operations of the team and keeps in contact with the other teams and the KIHC staff. The general managers of the twenty teams appoint a [[KIHC commissioner|Commissioner]], who then appoints other key figures in the KIHC, namely the chief legal officer, director of sport operations, chief financial officer and the chief physician. A two-thirds majority of all teams, currently fourteen out of twenty, is required for changes in rules and salary, team applications and other motions to be approved.

The current Commissioner of the KIHC is [[Enéas Lakagi]], who has served in this capacity since June 17, 2018.

==Teams==
The number of teams in the KIHC has held constant at twenty since the [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95]] season, when the [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]] and the [[Goldshore Panthers]] were admitted into the Championship.

Teams participating in the KIHC exist as separate {{W|juridical person}}s; this means that theoretically, neither a team quitting the KIHC, nor the KIHC ceasing operations altogether would affect the daily operations of a team. To reduce the chances of teams quitting or folding, the organization and the teams negotiate a five-year contract, called the [[Hampshire Agreement]], which dictates the application of rules and any possible amendment thereof, as well as the distribution of television revenues and prize money. The Agreement was last renewed in 2022.

The are grouped into two geographical Divisions: Northern ([[Cartier Island]], [[Cape Sundervale]], [[New Kerry]], [[Takalim]], [[Urgel]], [[San Rafael]]) and Southern ([[Chalmersville]], [[Evalria]], [[Lág]], [[New Lothian]], [[Kalúen]], [[Janval]], [[Tigupoke]]).

The practice of relocating sports teams, common in oher North American sports leagues, is anathema to the Kalșerian public. The only time a KIHC team relocated was when the [[Murphyville Demons|Evalria Demons]] moved to Murphyville, Takalim in 1933.

===List of teams===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Overview of KIHC teams
|-
! Division
! Team
! class=unsortable|Colors
! City
! Arena
! Capacity
! Founded
! Joined
|-
! rowspan=10; style="background:#0039a6; color:white"|Northern !! [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#e60000}} {{Color box|#003d66}} || [[Lily, Cape Sundervale|Lily, CS]] || [[UBCS Arena]] || {{formatnum:17500}} || style="text-align:center"|1992 || style="text-align:center"|1994
|-
! [[Carnafarry Emeralds]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00995c}} || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry, NK]] || [[Carnbank Center]] || {{formatnum:19200}} || style="text-align:center"|1897 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Henriville Calanseriens]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#03c}} {{Color box|#fc3}} || [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville, CI]] || [[Fitzmann Center]] || {{formatnum:19313}} || style="text-align:center"|1900 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Murphyville Demons]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f30}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Murphyville, Takalim|Murphyville, TK]] || [[Murphyville Civic Arena]] || {{formatnum:15562}} || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1937
|-
! [[San Rafael Sharks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#004D96}} {{Color box|#6D99FF}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || [[Cerveza Oeste Arena]] || {{formatnum:17192}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Lennoxton Bolts]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fc3}} || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || {{formatnum:14506}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1961
|-
! [[Lennoxton Phantoms]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Carmack's Meats Center]] || {{formatnum:18259}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[St. Adrian Fire]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#f40}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian, UR]] || [[adrianarena]] || {{formatnum:18590}} || style="text-align:center"|1903 || style="text-align:center"|1904
|-
! [[Whiteriver Nighthawks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver, UR]] || [[Slick's Dome]] || {{formatnum:18417}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1928
|-
! [[Chalmersville Admirals]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#ffe200}} {{Color box|#2085da}} {{Color box|#003d66}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Nedwood Park, Chalmersville|Nedwood Park, CH]] || [[qLine Arena]] || {{formatnum:16829}} || style="text-align:center"|1945 || style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! rowspan=10; style="background:#fd0"|Southern !! [[Branbury Lumberjacks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00b36b}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena]] || {{formatnum:17628}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1915
|-
! [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#C5162D}} {{Color box|#FFE115}} || [[Uslar, Evalria|Uslar, EV]] || [[Quigley Arena]] || {{formatnum:16980}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Evalria Mustangs]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#005ce6}} {{Color box|#A70000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél, EV]] || [[Henclé Hotels Arena]] || {{formatnum:19523}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1922
|-
! [[New Lothian Highlanders]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#cc0000}} {{Color box|#06c}} {{Color box|#ffdd00}} || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || [[Caldontex Arena]] || {{formatnum:17572}} || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1936
|-
! [[Rișen Badgers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00961D}} {{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || [[1cell Center]] || {{formatnum:17215}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Falșak Sharpshooters]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#8920D9}} {{Color box|#ccc}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Falșak, Kalúen|Falșak, KL]] || [[Fillard Donuts Center]] || {{formatnum:15350}} || style="text-align:center"|1936 || style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Goldshore Panthers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#37C5C8}} || [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || [[Ed Marks Center]] || {{formatnum:16619}} || style="text-align:center"|1991 || style="text-align:center"|1994
|-
! [[Janval Blauers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#09f}} {{Color box|#003d66}} || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || [[Schumann Arena]] || {{formatnum:16652}} || style="text-align:center"|1936 || style="text-align:center"|1946
|-
! [[Percy Eagles]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#ea0049}} {{Color box|#aaa}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || [[BoixRossell Arena]] || {{formatnum:18195}} || style="text-align:center"|1898 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Tigupoke Tigers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#F16515}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill, TG]] || [[Merrill's Center]] || {{formatnum:16581}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1978
|}

=== Defunct teams ===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team
! City
! Arena
! Joined
! Left
! Fate
|-
! [[Saint-Jacques Athlétiques]]
| [[Jackson, Cartier Island|Jackson, CI]] || [[SJZ Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1901 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Evalria Hawks]]
| [[Sappejahamick, Evalria|Sappejahamick, EV]] || [[Sappejahamick Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Las Encinas Angels]]
| [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || [[St. Raphael Cantonal Garden]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1904 || Expelled from the KIHC over rent and playing venue disputes; folded in 1904
|-
! [[Branbury Meat Packers]]
| [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena|Branbury Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1907 || Withdrew from the KIHC due to low attendance figures; folded in 1911
|-
! [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1904–1930)]]
| [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena (1896–1932)|Old Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1904 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[New Lothian Kings (1913–1930)]]
| [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || [[Stroud Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Janval Dukes]]
| [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || [[Schumann Arena|Cantonal Arena of Janval]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Chalmersville Captains]]
| [[Colwyn Bay, Chalmersville|Colwyn Bay, LG]] || [[Grenitch Road Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Las Encinas Sharks]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the present-day San Rafael Sharks.}}
| Las Encinas, SR || [[St. Raphael Cantonal Garden]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Quincollia Mountaineers]]
| [[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín, LN]] || [[Forbes T. Graham Arena|Vemín National Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1914 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Joined the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Cape Sundervale Valiants]]
| [[King's Gate, Cape Sundervale|King's Gate, CS]] || [[King's Gate Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1919 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Folded in 1930 due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bremen Wolves]]
| [[Bremen, Janval|Bremen, JV]] || [[Stingemore Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1946 || Folded in 1946 due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1946–1952)|Lennoxton Gunslingers]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the 1904 Gunslingers.}}
| Lennoxton, TK || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1946 || style="text-align:center"|1952 || Folded in 1952 due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Haywick Hunters]]
| [[Haywick, New Kerry|Haywick, NK]] || [[McDonnell Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1946 || style="text-align:center"|1959 || Folded in 1959 due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Așalton Fongia]]
| Hartleyville, LN || [[Caldontex Arena|Humbert Brown Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1949 || style="text-align:center"|1950 || Suspended in 1950, withdrawn and folded by owner [[Éduin Kunarigi]] in protest of the 1955 [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri|Supreme Court]] ruling ''[[Kunarigi v. KIHC]]'', which ruled the Ralagia-only policy adopted by the team to be contrary to the [[Charter of Kalșeri|Charter]]
|-
! [[Kingsgate Maroons]]
| [[Kingsgate, New Kerry|Kingsgate, NK]] || [[Kingsgate Border Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1954 || style="text-align:center"|1965 || Folded due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bapkeegawatch Kings]]
| [[Bapkeegawatch, New Lothian|Bapkeegawatch, LN]] || [[Bapkeegawatch Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1961 || style="text-align:center"|1977 || Folded due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bournemouth Steelers]]
| [[Bournemouth, Urgel|Bournemouth, UR]] || [[Ewing Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1954 || style="text-align:center"|1965 || Folded due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Eastern Kalúen Warriors]]
| [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || [[Ed Marks Center]] || style="text-align:center"|1961 || style="text-align:center"|1974 || Folded due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Evalria-Lág Tornado]]
| [[Clovis, Lág|Clovis, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena|Branbury Municipal Arena]] || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1986 || Dissolved after the owner was arrested in a police raid. Listed as a member of the KIHC for the [[1986–87 KIHC season|1986–87 season]], did not play a single game.
|}

==Season structure==
A KIHC season lasts from early October to mid-March. Each team plays twenty-eight regular-season games: two matches, once home and once away, for every team within the division, and one game for each team of the other division.

Teams receive three points for winning a game, one for a draw, and none for losing. The four teams with the most points in each Division advance to the playoffs for the Reeve Cup. In case of a tie in the standings, the winning percentage, the head-to-head record, and goal difference are used to determine who enters the playoffs; should the tie still not be broken, a preliminary match is played. Each quarter-final consists of up to three games, each semi-final lasts up to five games, and the Reeve Cup Final can last up to seven games.

== Media coverage ==
Nationwide televised coverage for the KIHC is split between [[KalCom Sports]] and [[KBC Sports]], as well as their Kalhan-language sister channels. Games not broadcast nationally are made available through streaming platforms [[KalCom Player]], [[KBC More]] and [[icJCE]]. Radio coverage for KIHC games is also assigned to local radio networks, some of which belonging to the [[Union of Regional Broadcasters]]. All games are broadcast both in English and in Kalhan, as per national law.

{{W|YouTube}}, {{W|Instagram}} and {{W|Bluesky}} are the authorized social media partners for the KIHC and its teams. In August 2025, KIHC announced that the organization and the teams would cease using their {{W|Twitter|X/Twitter}} accounts and move to Bluesky.

== Draft ==
{{main|KIHC draft}}

Each June, the KIHC holds a draft, in which teams select players from high school or university sports teams, or from foreign leagues. The draft is divided into five rounds, each consisting of twenty picks, one for each team; the total of picks is thus one hundred. The order of the teams is determined by the winning percentage achieved in the last season. Teams may choose to trade picks for one or multiple drafts. The only stipulation in the draft process is that teams must draft at least two Kalhan speakers.

In the event of a new team joining the KIHC, an expansion draft is held. The new team is allowed to select up to fifteen players from the other teams, and the remaining players from high school or university teams, for a total of no more than twenty-three players, the maximum number allowed by the KIHC. The expansion draft was last held in [[1994 KIHC expansion draft|1994]] for the Cape Sundervale Sailors and the Goldshore Panthers.

==Trophies and awards==
===Teams===
The [[Reeve Cup]] ([[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: ''Reeve-kopa'') is the most prestigious team award in the KIHC. Originally named "CIHC Trophy", it was given its current name in 1912, in honor of Lucretius Reeve. The [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]] are the most successful KIHC team, with twenty-five Reeve Cups.

The team that has the most points in the regular season is awarded the Jim Gilmore Trophy. If two or more teams reach the same number of points, the award is given to the team with highest goal difference.

Although not contemplated in the KIHC rule book or any other by-law adopted by the organization, teams often display pennons for each time they reached first place in their Division.

===Players===
The Bill Dowd Trophy is assigned to the highest-scoring player of the regular season. The trophy is named in honor of [[Bill Dowd]], a player for the [[Hartleyville Highlanders]] who held the record for the most goals scored in a season (61, in the [[1953–54 KIHC season|1953–54 season]]) when the trophy was first awarded.

The Tom Clyburn Trophy and the Rúdiger Lekrigi Trophy are the awards respectively given to the player leading in assists and the goalkeeper that allows the fewest goals throughout the regular season.

==See also==
*[[List of KIHC records (team)]]
*[[List of KIHC records (individual)]]
*[[List of Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship arenas]]
*[[Kalșerian ice hockey league system]]

== Notes ==
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1956 Kalșerian presidential election

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{{Icons|Kalseri}}
{{Infobox election
| election_name = 1956 Kalșerian presidential election
| country = Kalșeri
| type = Presidential
| ongoing = No
| turnout = 9,882,347 (92.6% of registered voters) 
| previous_election = 1949 Kalșerian presidential election
| previous_year = 1949
| next_election = 1963 Kalșerian presidential election
| next_year = 1963
| election_date = September 20, 1956
| party_colour = Yes
| image1 =
| nominee1 = '''[[Eduardus Jalé]]'''
| party1 = Independent
| popular_vote1 = '''6,828,702'''
| percentage1 = '''69.1%'''
| image2 =
| nominee2 = [[Stephen LaPrise]]
| party2 = Independent
| popular_vote2 = 1,808,470
| percentage2 = 18.3%
| image3 =
| nominee3 = [[Robert Logi]]
| party3 = Communist Party of Kalșeri
| popular_vote3 = 405,176
| percentage3 = 4.1%
| map_image =
| map_size =
| map_caption =
| title = President
| before_election = [[Andrew Hauptmann]]
| before_party = Christian Democratic Party (Kalșeri)
| after_election = [[Eduardus Jalé]]
| after_party = Independent
}}
The '''1956 Kalșerian presidential election''' was the thirty-fifth [[President of Kalșeri|presidential]] election held in [[Kalșeri]], the fourth held under the parliamentary system established by the 1934 [[Charter of Kalșeri]]. As per the Charter, incumbent President [[Andrew Hauptmann]] was barred from seeking a second term.

General [[Eduardus Jalé]], supported by the [[Liberal Republican Party (Kalșeri)|Liberal Republican]], [[Christian Democratic Party (Kalșeri)|Christian Democratic]] and [[Social Cooperation Party of Kalșeri|Social Cooperation]] parties, won the election in the first round, becoming the first presidential candidate to do so under the 1934 system. [[Stephen LaPrise]], supported by a right-wing populist coalition that included the [[Social Credit Party (Kalșeri)|Social Credit Party]] and the [[Kalșerian Movement for Action|Movement for Action]], came in a distant second.

This was the first presidential election since [[1784 Kalșerian presidential election|1784]], and the last one to date, in which the two leading candidates were {{W|Independent politician|independents}}. It was also the only presidential election in which a majority of candidates were [[Ralagi|Ralagia]], i.e. native [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]-speakers.

==Background==
Throughout the [[presidency of Andrew Hauptmann]], Kalșeri saw a period of sustained economic growth. The Social Cooperation Party, which had governed the country since [[1937 Kalșerian general election|1937]], had suffered a major corruption [[Manley scandal|scandal]] that forced one-third of the [[Táșagi government|Táșagi cabinet]] to resign. The party was then voted out of office in [[1952 Kalșerian general election|1952]] in favor of the Liberal Republican Party, led by [[Enrico Scioni]], under which the ideological bond between Kalșeri and the {{W|United States}} grew closer.

==Procedure==
The Charter specified that an individual who wished to run for President had to be at least 35 years old and a Kalșerian citizen from birth. Candidates were also obliged to gather 5,000 valid signatures in no fewer than seven cantons by thirty days before election day, and pay a [[Kalșerian hem|ħ]]2,000 deposit, which was refunded if they surpassed 1% of votes. Alternatively, candidates could also pursue a {{W|Write-in candidate|write-in campaign}}: this way, they would be exempt from collecting signatures, but they were ineligible for any state financing for their campaign, and they could not have their deposit refunded.

The President was elected by the people using a {{W|two-round system}} system. If no candidate reached an absolute majority of votes in the first round, a run-off was held with the two most voted candidates. Like all nationwide elections in Kalșeri, voting in presidential elections was {{W|Compulsory voting|compulsory}}.

==Candidates==
An initial forerunner for the Christian Democratic nomination was {{W|Evangelicalism|Evangelical}} [[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|Representative]] [[Henry Coulthard]] of [[Takalim]], a {{W|Social conservatism|social conservative}} and {{W|Economic liberalism|economic liberal}}, who had risen to become the informal leader of the right wing of the party. However, his traditionalist positions on the role of women in Kalșerian society angered the Women's Christian Democratic Union, who threatened to boycott the party campaign if Coulthard was nominated. Meanwhile, the Liberal Republican and Social Cooperation nomination process saw an early candidate — Representative [[Frank Todd]] of [[Evalria]] and [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senator]] [[W. Yancy Skinner]] of [[Kalúen]], respectively — prevail in the first votes, only to withdraw from the race due to personal issues. After the selections did not produce a candidate with an absolute majority of votes in either party, the two parties agreed to hold preliminary talks for a joint candidacy. General [[Eduardus Jalé]], a member of the [[BoixRossell]] board of directors and a former [[Kalșerian Land Army|Land Army]] general with political ambitions for himself, emerged as an early favorite for both parties for his political independence, his sobriety and his being a Ralagi. Historian [[Bob Clancy]] added that Jalé was selected to allow the Social Cooperation Party to dispel accusations of having Communist sympathies, as well as to draw parallels with the {{W|United States}}, who had elected {{W|Dwight D. Eisenhower}}, also a former general.<ref>Clancy, Robert H. (1999). ''Jalé. Man, General, President''. Stempel Publishers. pp. 258–261.</ref> The Christian Democrats waited until Coulthard formally withdrew from the race before pledging their support for Jalé. The [[Kalhan Independence Party]], a [[Kalhan nationalism|Kalhan nationalist]] party, initially supported Esterinus Kaloșagi, but later switched its support to Eduardus Jalé.

The [[Social Credit Party (Kalșeri)|Social Credit Party]] was critical of Jalé's candidacy, which leader and two-time presidential candidate [[Roy Haslam]] denounced as "an avowal of cowardice before the interests of big money". After prospective candidate [[Jonah Katko]], a Representative for [[Janval]], had to withdraw for familial reasons, [[Kalșerian Movement for Action|Movement for Action]] leader [[Gregorius Bártosi]] approached Haslam and proposed to run a joint candidacy, capable of countering Jalé's, that united populist, anti-capitalist and anti-communist electors. After lengthy negotiations, both parties agreed to nominate [[Stephen LaPrise]], philosopher and former member of the [[People's Assembly of Lág]], who abandoned the Liberal Republican Party{{efn|In his memoir ''LaPrise. A Life'' (1979), Stephen LaPrise maintained that he was expelled from the party, whereas documents produced by the Liberal Republican Party of Lág show that LaPrise quit the party of his own accord.}} after going against the party line and opposing Kalșerian accession into NATO. LaPrise's campaign saw the subsequent endorsement of the Anti-NATO Alliance and the newly-formed [[Falkorian Party]]; the endorsement from the latter came to fruition thanks to a pledge by LePrise to act towards the elevation of [[Falkor]] into a [[Cantons of Kalșeri|canton]].

The [[Communist Party of Kalșeri]] initially considered nominating long-time Secretary [[Richard Moynihan]] for a third time, but he retired from politics and endorsed [[Robert Logi]], Secretary of the [[Tigupoke|Tigupokian]] section of the party, for presidency; Logi won the nomination with more than 75% of the votes. However, Logi's support for {{W|Nikita Khrushchev}} caused supporters of {{W|Joseph Stalin}} to break away from the party and form the Kalșerian Marxist-Leninist Alliance (KMLA), which lay the foundations for the establishment of the [[Kalșerian Marxist-Leninist Communist Party]] in 1961. The KMLA nominated F. B. ion-Mida of [[New Lothian]], President of the [[Wrexham County, New Lothian|Wrexham County]] Workers' Federation.

Other notable candidates included Klío Ranșagi ([[Women's Union of Kalșeri|Women's Union]]–EV), Esterinus Kaloșagi ([[New Kalhan National Party|ȘinKaRE]]+[[Kalhan National Union|KRU]]–[[New Lothian|LN]]), and a write-in campaign by Boris Warner ([[Unionist Party (Kalșeri)|Unionist]]–KL).

==Results==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan="2" | Candidate
! Home canton
! Party
! Votes (%)
! Notes
|-
|bgcolor=#fff |
| '''Eduardus Nikéforus Jalé'''
| '''Takalim'''
| '''Independent''' {{small|supported by [[Liberal Republican Party (Kalșeri)|Liberal Republican]], [[Christian Democratic Party (Kalșeri)|Christian Democratic]], [[Social Cooperation Party of Kalșeri|Social Cooperation]], [[Farmers' Party (Kalșeri)|Farmers']], [[Kalhan Independence Party|Kalhan Independence]]}}
| '''6,828,702 (69.1%)'''
|
|-
|bgcolor=#fff |
| Stephen Harrison LaPrise, Jr.
| Lág
| Independent {{small|supported by [[Social Credit Party (Kalșeri)|Social Credit]], [[Kalșerian Movement for Action|Movement for Action]], Anti-NATO Alliance, [[Falkorian Party|Falkorian]]}}
| 1,808,470 (18.3%)
|
|-
|bgcolor=#f00 |
| Robert Logi
| Tigupoke
| Communist
| 405,176 (4.1%)
|
|-
|bgcolor=#F88EFF |
| Klío Ranșagi
| Takalim
| Women's Union
| 276,706 (2.8%)
|
|-
|bgcolor=#c00 |
| Filippus Bartoloméus ion-Mida
| New Lothian
| Kalșerian Marxist-Leninist Alliance
| 168,002 (1.7%)
|
|-
|bgcolor=#0073FF |
| Esterinus Kaloșagi
| Tigupoke
| New Kalhan National {{small|supported by Kalhan National Union}}
| 128,471 (1.3%)
|
|-
|bgcolor=#3C3B6E |
| Boris Warner
| Kalúen
| Unionist
| 39,529 (0.4%)
| ''Write-in''
|-
|colspan=4|Other write-ins
| 69,176 (0.7%)
|
|-
| colspan=4| '''Invalid/blank votes'''
| '''158,116 (1.6%)'''
|-
| colspan=4| '''Total votes'''
| '''9,882,347'''
|}

==Notes==
{{notelist}}

==References==
<references/>

{{Kalseri elections}}

[[Category:Presidential elections in Kalșeri]]

User:Symposium/sandbox

2026-09-04T16:27:24Z

Symposium: /* Kalșerian English */

Bits and bobs related to [[Kalșeri]]. This is where I flesh out ideas until they become worthy of their own articles.

==Image dump==
Images I might use in the future.
{{gallery|mode=nolines|whitebg=y|height=100
|Kalserian passport.svg|Kalșerian passport
|Kalseri High Council 2020 map.svg|[[2017 Kalșerian House of Representatives elections|2017]] [[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|House]] map, updated for 2020-11-08
|Kalserian House of Representatives 2017.svg|[[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|House]] seats before Republicans became their own party
|Kalserian Senate composition 2019.svg|[[Senate of Kalșeri|Senate]] seats in 2019
|Kalserian House of Representatives 2021.svg|[[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|House]] seats at dissolution for the 2022 elections
}}

==Henkaism restoration dispute==
*1843: Reinard Koșagi (1809–1874) founds the New Henkaist Faith movement (officially the Restored Church of Henka, RCH).
*1847: After a fight concerning the practice of tithing, someone breaks off and creates the True Church of Henka (TCH), which rejects tithing. The TCH lasts for about ten years before the founder gets bored with it.
*1874: Koșagi dies, and is survived by his children and grandchildren. The Restored Church of Henka is disestablished. Most of the descendants regard Reinard as a kooky old grandpa, but one of Reinard's children, Eli (1836–1922), re-establishes the Restored Church of Henka.
*1922: Eli Koșagi dies. His son Lando (1868–1957) becomes the leader of the RCH.
*1957: Lando's son Ludovikus (1900–1973) takes the reins.
*1973: Ludovikus's second-in-command Novașanus Lișugi (1922–2016) becomes the leader of the RCH. (Ludovikus did not have children.)
*1995: Ioen Petrus Samenhal establishes the New Serigéa Organization, and styles himself as Father Lerfuan, a highly charismatic leader with an abrasive but calculated manner of speaking.

Lișugi calls Samenhal all sorts of names, from "blasphemous" to "buffoon". RCH insists that ''it'', not the NSgO, is the legitimate organization, but NSgO makes use of TV, radio and (later) the Internet, ergo ''it'', not the RCH, wields more power. Of course, the NSgO and the RCH accuse each other of getting the theology wrong.

; The debate in a nutshell.
*NSgO: "lmao RCH, you had all these years to build up a base, and you didn't"
*RCH: "at least we're not a bunch of smug A-holes who go around insulting Christians and scamming the State!"
*NSgO: "we're cool and hip with the youth! y'all are a bunch of poor fossils. prolly don't even know how to turn on a tv lol"
*RCH: "aight imma tell the State you're scamming them >:( ps: your buildings, robes and interpretations are all fake"
*NSgO: "no u"
*Kalșeri: "we're not getting dragged into this. sort it out yourselves, ya bozos."

==Miscellaneous laws==
*Since 1978, it is illegal to refer to married women as "Mrs. (husband's full name)" in official communication: the woman's actual name must be used instead.
**Reasoning: President Nikoleta Larongi viewed this custom as a hangover of {{W|coverture}} laws, which had been abolished in Kalșeri throughout the 1950s and 1960s.
*School attendance awards are illegal. Reasoning: to prevent ill students from attending school and causing discomfort to other students.
*Before a company is allowed to purchase another one, the purchasing company must submit a plan to clear the outstanding debt of the company about to be purchased, and the purchased company must reveal all outstanding debt. The plan must then be validated by the cantonal Department of Finance (or the Ministry of Finance, in case the two companies are headquartered in different cantons). Failure to meet the plan often incurs a fine equal to 5% of the net profit reported for the last quarter.
*British royals are disqualified from all public positions in Kalșeri.
*Polygraph tests are inadmissible as evidence.
*Evalria: noisy tools, such as lawnmowers, jackhammers, drills and string trimmers, cannot be used between 10 PM and 9 AM. Glass cannot be collected by garbage trucks on Sundays.
*Evalria, Janval, Lág: some municipalities impose restrictions on the passage of dirt bikes in residential neighborhoods.
*Evalria: using the R-word (pejorative for people with intellectual disabilities) became a hate crime in 2019.
*Evalria, Lág, New Lothian, San Rafael, Takalim, Urgel: home births are illegal.

==''Golden Sun'' Person of the Year==
Introduced in 1934. Entries are published on January 7 of the following year. The ''Golden Sun'' has an unofficial policy of not nominating the same person twice. 

===Regular issue===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Year !! Person !! Nationality !! Lifetime !! Notes !! Runners-up
|-
! 1934
| Walter Tillson || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1879–1944 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 1934 general election. ||
|-
! 1935
| Kensington R. Johnson || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1865–1948 || Elected first President under the parliamentary Charter of 1934. || 
|-
! 1937
| Ignașus Holbek || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1871–1953 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 1937 general election. || 
|-
! 1940
| Winston Churchill || {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} United Kingdom || 1874–1965 || Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the Dunkirk evacuation and the Battle of Britain. ||
|-
! 1941
| Franklin D. Roosevelt || {{flagicon|United States|1912}} United States || 1882–1945 || President of the United States who oversaw the New Deal and the attack on Pearl Harbor. ||
|-
! 1942
| Georgius Tógisi || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1871–1957 || Chief of Staff of the Kalșerian Navy who planned the expansion of the Kalșerian Navy fleet. ||
|-
! 1944
| Dwight D. Eisenhower || {{flagicon|United States|1912}} United States || 1890–1969 || Supreme Allied Commander in Europe during the Battle of Normandy. ||
|-
! 1945
| Harry S. Truman || {{flagicon|United States|1912}} United States || 1884–1972 || Truman took over as President of the United States after the death of Franklin D. Roosevelt. || {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} Clement Attlee
|-
! 1946
| Jean Monnet || {{flagicon|France}} France || 1888–1979 || Monnet was the leading figure in the implementation of the plan to revitalize the French economy; the plan is thus known as the "Monnet Plan". ||
|- 
! 1949
| Roy S. Haslam || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || ? || Founder and leader of the [[Social Credit Party (Kalșeri)|Social Credit Party]] || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Ioen Táșagi
|-
! 1951
| Mohammad Mossadegh || {{flagicon|Iran|1925}} Iran || 1882–1967 || Prime Minister of Iran who expelled western oil companies. ||
|-
! 1952
| Elizabeth II || {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} United Kingdom || 1926–2022 || Elizabeth II acceded to the throne of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth realms, succeeding her father, George VI. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Enrico Scioni
|-
! 1956
| Imre Nagy || {{flagicon|Hungary}} Hungary || 1896–1958 || For his role in the Hungarian Revolution of 1956. || {{flagicon|Egypt}} Gamal Abdel Nasser {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} Anthony Eden {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Steven LaPrise
|-
! 1959
| Fidel Castro || {{flagicon|Cuba}} Cuba || 1926–2016 || Revolutionary who was sworn in as Prime Minister of Cuba on February 16 of that year. ||
|-
! 1961
| John F. Kennedy || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || 1882–1945 || President of the United States who ordered the failed invasion of Cuba. ||
|-
! 1962
| James H. Lockney || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1902–1989 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 1962 general election.
|- 
! 1966
| Rían Dalgi || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1925–2001 || Director of the film ''Deepest Blue'', the highest-grossing film made in Kalșeri at the time.
|-
! 1968
| The Prague Freedom Fighter || {{flagicon|Czech Republic}} Czechoslovakia || || Prague Spring.
|-
! 1969
| Raimund Tógisi || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1907–1995 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after being elected Leader of the Social Cooperation Party, replacing Eduard Hals.
|- 
! 1974
| Gerald Ford || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || 1913–2006 || Became President of the United States after the resignation of Richard Nixon. || {{flagicon|Greece|1970}} Konstantinos Karamanlis
|-
! 1975
| Andrei Sakharov || {{flagicon|Soviet Union}} Soviet Union || 1921–1989 || Nobel Peace Prize laureate. || {{flagicon|Spain|1945}} Juan Carlos I
|-
! 1977
| Nikoleta Larongi || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || Born 1932 || First woman to be elected President of Kalșeri. || {{flagicon|Egypt}} Anwar Sadat {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} John L. Schumann {{flagicon|United States}} Jimmy Carter
|-
! 1978
| Menachem Begin, Jimmy Carter and Anwar Sadat || {{flagicon|Egypt}} Egypt (Sadat) {{flagicon|Israel}} Israel (Begin) {{flagicon|United States}} United States (Carter) || 1913–1992 (Begin) 1918–1981 (Sadat) 1924–2024 (Carter) || Camp David Accords. || {{flagicon|China|1949}} Deng Xiaoping {{flagicon|Italy}} {{flagicon|Vatican City}} John Paul I {{flagicon|Poland}} {{flagicon|Vatican City}} John Paul II
|- 
! 1981
| John Paul II || {{flagicon|Poland}} Poland / {{flagicon|Vatican City}} Vatican City || 1920–2005 || The Pope was {{W|Attempted assassination of Pope John Paul II|shot and wounded}} on 13 May of that year. || {{flagicon|United States}} Ronald Reagan {{flagicon|Spain|otl}} Juan Carlos I
|-
! 1982
| Margaret Thatcher || {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} United Kingdom || 1925–2013 || Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the {{W|Falklands War}}. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} M. Hugh Baetzing
|-
! 1983
| M. Hugh Baetzing || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1927–2013 || Right-wing political commentator, founder of the Reform Party. || {{flagicon|Argentina}} Raúl Alfonsín
|- 
! 1989
| Phil Garner || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || Born 1941 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 1989 general election. || {{flagicon|Soviet Union}} Mikhail Gorbachev {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Thomas Bachmann
|-
! 1990
| Helmut Kohl || {{flagicon|Germany}} West Germany/Germany || 1896–1958 || Chancellor of West Germany who oversaw the reunification of Germany. || {{flagicon|Chile}} Patricio Aylwin
|-
! 1991
| Boris Yeltsin || {{flagicon|Soviet Union}} Soviet Union/{{flagicon|Russia|1991}} Russia || 1931–2007 || Yeltsin was the first democratically elected President of Russia, and was a key figure in the resistance to the attempted coup d'état. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Louise Beckmann {{flagicon|United States}} George H. W. Bush {{flagicon|United States}} Magic Johnson {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} William P. O'Grady
|-
! 1992
| Bill Clinton || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || Born 1946 || Clinton was elected President of the United States, defeating George H. W. Bush. || {{flagicon|France}} Jacques Delors {{flagicon|United States}} Ross Perot
|- 
! 1997
| Quincy Haroldson || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1972–1997 || KALMORA driver killed on July 19, 1997, during the Western Kaluonian Rye. His death prompted a Congress inquiry into the safety of KALMORA events, and would result in the Association adopting HANS devices. ||
|-
! 1999
| Evalria Citizens F.C. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || || Evalria Citizens won all domestic association football trophies in the 1999 season. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Alejandra Ríos Soriano
|- 
! 2001
| Rudy Giuliani || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || Born 1944 || Mayor of New York City during the September 11 attacks. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Domingo Cardo {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Frederikus Ronaigi {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Joshua Clarendon-Novak
|-
! 2005
| John Paul II || {{flagicon|Poland}} Poland / {{flagicon|Vatican City}} Vatican City || 1920–2005 || The Pope died on April 2 of that year. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Jim Ryman and Phil Grammatico {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Maude Haughey
|- 
! 2008
| Barack Obama || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || Born 1961 || First black person to be elected President of the United States. ||
|-
! 2009
| Sebastianus Linș || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || Born 1962 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 2009 general election, in the midst of the Great Recession. ||
|-
! 2012
| Dave Robinson || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} United States || Born 1947 || First [[Black Kalșerians|Black Kalșerian]] to be elected President. ||
|-
! 2013
| Pope Francis || {{flagicon|Argentina}} Argentina / {{flagicon|Vatican City}} Vatican City || 1936–2025 || ||
|-
! 2014
| Maksimilianus Ureska || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || Born 1969 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 2014 general election. ||
|-
! 2016
| Donald Trump || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || Born 1946 || Trump was elected President of the United States, defeating Hillary Clinton. || {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} David Bowie
|- 
! 2019
| Richard Nakamura || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || Born 1947 || First person of Asian descent to be elected President of Kalșeri. ||
|-
! 2020
| Joe Biden || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || Born 1942 || Biden was elected President of the United States, defeating Donald Trump. ||
|-
! 2021
| The Health Care Worker || || || Chosen to recognize workers in the health care sector who helped contain the COVID-19 pandemic. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Frank Zanin
|-
! 2022
| The Iranian Woman || {{flagicon|Iran|otl}} Iran || || Recognizing the Iranians who took part in the protests following the death of Mahsa Amini. || {{flagicon|Argentina}} Lionel Messi {{flagicon|Brazil|otl}} Lula {{flagicon|Chile}} Gabriel Boric {{flagicon|Italy}} Giorgia Meloni {{flagicon|Ukraine}} Volodymyr Zelenskyy {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Steve Jurgensen and Jon McKendrick {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} Elizabeth II
|-
! 2023
| The Palestinian Civilian || {{flagicon|Palestine}} Palestine || || Recognizing civilians who lost their lives during the Israel–Hamas war. ||
|- 
! 2025
| Pope Leo XIV || {{flagicon|United States}} United States / {{flagicon|Vatican City}} Vatican City || Born 1955 || || {{flagicon|United States}} Zohran Mamdani {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Faiz al-Amin Sam Altman
|-
! 2026
| TBD || 
|}

===''The Twentieth Century'' special===
Special edition released in 2001. One person each.

===''Bicentennial''===
Special edition released in 1983. 1783 to 1983, all nominees are Kalșerian.

==KALMORA driver songs==
Played when introducing a driver, and when said driver gets into the podium. The theme for the reigning champion is ''Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30: Sonnenaufgang'' by Richard Strauss. Once a driver retires, a one-year waiting period is usually enacted before their song can be reclaimed. 

*Patrick Allard: Modjo - ''Chillin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''
*Roberto de Amicis: Roberta Hewey - ''Jalhensegi''
*Chris Anselmi: Trivium - ''In Flames''
*Héctor Ariza: Ionas Rigi - ''Nafórtaton Kompósare Nau 3'' (Voiceless Composition No. 3)
*Russell Bakatin: Simply Red - ''Sunrise''
*Bobby Blanchard III: Cream - ''Sunshine Of Your Love''
*Jeffrey Curry: U2 - ''Vertigo''
*Jenny Ewing: Taylor Swift - ''Look What You Made Me Do''
*Diana Gainsborough: Foreigner - ''Urgent''
*Burhan al-Ghazzawi: 2pac, Big Skye - ''All Eyez On Me''
*Zack Jovanovich: Van Halen - ''Panama''
*Arthur Lémieux: Willy William - ''Ego''
*Vic Martin: The Rucki - ''Skeletons''
*Aaron Mellinger: Metallica - ''Jump In the Fire'' (personal)
*Dylan Moore: Threshold - ''Mission Profile''
*Julien Moret: Bruno Mars - ''Locked out of Heaven''
*Steven Nance: Van Halen - ''Jump''
*Kyle Olsson: XHR - ''When Liberty Dies''
*Jimmy Reed: AC/DC - ''It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll)''
*Ralph Torridge: Antonio Vivaldi - ''Summer in G Minor, RV. 315: III. Presto''
*Tom Wilkins: The Rasmus - ''In The Shadows''
*Ashley Wilson: Genesis - ''Invisible Touch''
*Xu Jianhong: Jamiroquai - ''Seven Days In Sunny June''
*Wendell Zhou: Apollo 440 - ''Stop The Rock''

===Former drivers===
*Josh Anselmi: Ludacris - ''Move Bitch''
*Jerry Briggs: 100 gecs - ''stupid horse''
*Lyndon Hess: Junior Senior - ''Move Your Feet''
*Ray Jarver: Elton John - ''Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)''
*Harvey Keane: Aerosmith - ''Rag Doll''
*Fritz Langston: Michael Jackson - ''Beat It''
*Fred Mazzacorta: Måneskin - ''I Wanna Be Your Slave''
*Steve O'Donovan: Megadeth - ''Holy Wars... The Punishment Due''
*David Olayinka: Porter Robinson - ''Shelter''
*Toby Osborne: Pint Shot Riot - ''Not Thinking Straight''
*Jean-François Preud'homme: Vangelis - ''Dervish D.''
*Paul Stetson: Eminem - ''Not Afraid''
*Phil Taylor: Stryknyna - ''Oi!''
*Tom VanHuizen: Steely Dan - ''Kings''

==The Tigupoke Trail==
August or October? 236 km (146.6 mi), the road distance from Cape Scorpion to Finisterra, at the Tigupoke National Speedway. Invitation tournament. No distinction based on sex or gender. Winner donates a sum of money to charity.

Hosted by [KalCom? JC Eldridge?], financed by beef magnate William O'Swiney. Cars: Cassini C4 Brands Hatch, painted following the {{W|List of international auto racing colours|traditional national schemes}}. Two drivers per country. More than 26 participants: Euro Group and World Group, mini-event that lasts 1/2 of the main event, and then the best six from each group participate in the main event.

'''Bold''' denotes a new entry.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Year !! Sponsor !! Number of countries !! Euro Group !! World Group
|-
! 2010
| Knirsch Supermarkets || 7 || colspan="2"|'''[[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States'''
|-
! 2011
| Rood Jooce || 8 || colspan="2"|[[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] '''Canada''', [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2012
| BetKal || 12 || colspan="2"|[[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] '''Austria''', [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] '''Japan''', {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] '''Russia''', [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] '''Spain''', [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2013
| Calanserica Dental Clinics || 14 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] Russia, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] '''Argentina''', [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] '''Brazil''', [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2014
| AgriBank || 14 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] '''Netherlands''', [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2015
| Ingersoll Constructions || 15 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Ireland.svg|23px|border]] '''Ireland''', [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2016
| KaGi || 17 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of Belgium.svg|20px|border]] '''Belgium''', [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] Russia, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of South Korea.svg|23px|border]] '''South Korea''', [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2017
| BetKal || 16 || [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] Russia, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of New Zealand.svg|23px|border]] '''New Zealand''', [[File:Flag of South Korea.svg|23px|border]] South Korea, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2018
| Kahn Food Supplements || 17 || [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] Russia, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of New Zealand.svg|23px|border]] New Zealand, [[File:Flag of South Korea.svg|23px|border]] South Korea, [[File:Flag of the United Arab Emirates.svg|23px|border]] '''United Arab Emirates''', [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2019
| Soldorato Cruises || 18 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] Russia, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of New Zealand.svg|23px|border]] New Zealand, [[File:Flag of South Korea.svg|23px|border]] South Korea, [[File:Flag of the United Arab Emirates.svg|23px|border]] United Arab Emirates, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
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| colspan="5" bgcolor="#ccc"|''2020 and 2021 editions not held due to the COVID-19 pandemic.''
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! 2022
| Takalese Ceramics || 8 || colspan="2"|[[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
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! 2023
| OrtaWire || 20 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of Estonia.svg|23px|border]] '''Estonia''', [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Poland.svg|23px|border]] '''Poland''', [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of Mexico.svg|23px|border]] '''Mexico''', [[File:Flag of New Zealand.svg|23px|border]] New Zealand, [[File:Flag of South Korea.svg|23px|border]] South Korea, [[File:Flag of the United Arab Emirates.svg|23px|border]] United Arab Emirates, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
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==Segregated institutions==
Similar to the Dutch {{W|pillarisation}}. Used to be a big deal in the early 20th century, now they are like "fossils" that identify a person's position only vaguely; the Rovuanist pillar is the only one that has kept itself somewhat intact since the 1970s.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! People !! Socialists !! Liberals !! Christians !! Kalhan nationalists !! Rovuanists
|-
| || bgcolor=red| || bgcolor=blue| || bgcolor=gold| || bgcolor=green| || bgcolor=silver|
|-
| Political parties || Kalhan Front (until 1934) Social Cooperation Party {{small|(since 1934)}}
----
National Ralagi Workers' Party {{small|(minor, Kalhan-language)}} Social Democratic Party {{small|(minor, Kalhan-language)}}
|| Liberal Republican Party {{small|(until 1959)}} Liberal Democratic Party {{small|(since 1959)}} || Christian Democratic Party {{small|(until 1959)}} Liberal Democratic Party {{small|(1959-present)}}
----
Christian Democratic Reunion {{small|(since 2001)}} Ralagia Christian Democratic Party {{small|(minor, Kalhan-language)}}
|| Seri Ralagiau {{small|(since 1969)}}
----
Kalhan Independence Party {{small|(minor)}} Șin Kalhanton Rialeri {{small|(minor)}} Kalhan National Union {{small|(minor)}}
|| Movement for Action {{small|(since 1930)}}
|-
| Trade unions || Confederation of Workers' Trade Unions (CoWoTU) || National Union of Labor (NUL) || Union of Christian Workers' Unions (UCWU) {{small|(until 1979)}} National Union of Labor {{small|(since 1979)}} || Association for the Mutual Assistance of Workers (AMAW) || Federation of Corporations and Workers (FeCoW)
|-
| Student unions || General Union of College and University Students || colspan="2"|Union of Kalșerian Students || Our Students || Students in Action
|-
| Sports and recreative unions || Rigiameneria/Workers' Sport Unions || Kulturameneria/Unions of Cultural Activity || St. Mary's Athletic Clubs || Ieșkal Meneria/All-Kalșerian Sports Unions || Rialmeneria/National Sporting Unions
|-
| Newspapers || ''Times of Kalșeri'' (sometimes) ''Kalșerian Independent'' || ''Golden Sun'' ''Kalșerian Telegraph'' ''Callanserrian Herald'' || ''Kalșerian Telegraph'' {{small|(until the 1960s)}} ''The Morning Gazette'' (Catholics) ''The Observer'' (non-Catholics)
----
Minor publications
|| ''Iohenkinxirdonia'' || ''The National Standard'' ''National Echo''
|-
| Radio stations || Workers' Broadcasting Union || Kalșerian Union of Radio Services || Association of Christian Broadcasters || Kalahanis-arkanure (KalAN) || Institute of Broadcasting for a New Country
|-
| Vehicles || Calanserica Motor Group brands || colspan="2"|WilMeck brands || ||
|}

==Family symbols==
Important Kalhan-speaking families bear a symbol (''namarka'') that represents each family. ''Namarkia'' are usually conferred upon a member of a family achieving an important social position, and are usually drawn from the surname. While any family may adopt or be given a namarka, this practice is usually a ''ralagi'' specificity.

A registry of all documented ''namarkia'' is kept by the New Lothian Registry of Family Marks. While the Registry assigns each ''namarka'' to one family, it may be used by multiple families bearing the surname.

*Miagi of Hartleyville (Ioans Miagi): two Ms
*Ninkoșagi of Hutchinson (Emilius Ninkoșagi): simplified antlers
*Úkegi (Baldvin Úkegi): a stylized Old Kalhan letter U
*Ureska Úslarfi (Maksimilianus Ureska): a stylized winged foot

The usage of ''namarkia'' has extended to corporations and public entities. While not required by law, some companies publish official documents with the signature of the person(s) and a stamp of the symbol. While the symbols adopted by companies are often called ''namarka'', they are not ''namarkia'': rather, they are officially called ''konimarkia'' ("company marks").

==Chalmersville City FC==
Rivals to fellow Yarkies Zeitgeist Chalmersville FC.

On October 9, 1959, after a recall vote that followed a particularly bad run, George W. Stanford II is removed from the post of President of Evalria Citizens. Stanford quits, and his supporters follow suit.

Stanford then muses the idea of buying one of Evalria's other two clubs: Jucunditas and Tașarél Cavaliers. The former immediately say no; the latter are more open, as the aging owner is thinking about retiring, but someone else buys Tașarél Cavaliers instead. Stanford then comes up with the idea of creating a fourth professional football club in Evalria, and call it with the imaginative name of... Evalria United FC. Problem is, there's nowhere for the club to play. Nowhere that is deemed suitable to Stanford's eyes, anyway.

Percy and Lennoxton are already two-club cities. Stanford thinks about moving his boys to Hartleyville, but everyone in New Lothian tells him to bug off, as they will "only ever support our Harts". Chalmersville is the next-best market that hasn't shut the door yet. Stanford gets in, and in 1962, the club changes its name to the creative... Chalmersville City FC.

Stanford buddies up with the mayor and asks him to have a stadium built. Wish granted: the 25,000-seater Chalmersville City Stadium (which will change its name to Henry J. Colavino Stadium some years later) is built.

Zeitgeist's 60-year professional football monopoly is over, and they are not happy about it.

The Zeitgeist-City rivalry is among the most bitter in Kalșeri, but it's not as common as other rivalries.

==Navy stuff==
[[File:Naval ensign of Kalseri.svg|thumb|right|Naval ensign of Kalșeri]]
Prefix: KRS (Kalșerian Republic Ship, for ships used by the Kalșerian Navy), KCGC (Kalșerian Coast Guard Cutter)

Names: Cantons, cities, former Presidents, Serigéa deities, former Supreme Court judges, former Ministers of Defense, former High Summoners, Kings of Lág (numerals replaced by the traditional nickname of each king)

===Active===
*KRS Cape Sundervale
*KRS Cartier Island
*KRS Chalmersville
*KRS Evalria
*KRS Janval
*KRS Kalúen
*KRS Lág
*KRS New Kerry
*KRS New Lothian
*KRS San Rafael
*KRS Takalim
*KRS Tigupoke
*KRS Urgel
*KRS Christophe-Marie Martin
*KRS Victor Espeland
*KRS

===Decommissioned===
KRS Iușa (1932-1959)

==Kalserian religion==
Serigéa, established around 500 BC, ostracized in the mid-1500s (conversion of King Joseph to Catholicism), popular again after the foundation of New Serigéa in 1995 by Father Lerfuan (Ioen Petrus Samenhal).

Pantheon:
*Henka, god of the Sun and of war
**Henka is considered the ancestor of all Kings of Lag.
*Ronjon, goddess of the Water and Henka's wife
*Lalis, Henka's brother, god of the Moon and of the intellect
*Aresi, god of Earth
*Kalahanis, child of Aresi, god of Radina and the surrounding islands.
*Lérajon, Kalhanis's daughter, goddess of the forests.
*Ganamal, god of rivers, son of Henka and Ronjon
*Garius, Henka's wicked brother, thrown into the Eternal Pit after losing the first "good vs. evil" battle to Henka. Mostly mentioned ''en passant'', Garius is just... kinda there.
*Noși, Henka's valiant avian steed, a sizable great egret-like creature.
**Fun fact: ''noși'' is the Kalhan term for "bird", supplanting an earlier term. "Noshee", an Anglicized version of Noși, is the call sign of KalAir.

Many local gods.

New Serigéa add a millenarianistic bit: Garius, Henka's antagonist and King of faiths that actively deceive people, will come back. New personality traits: wants to reign alone, does not accept others taking his place, demands absolute obedience... God complex made into a god.

Life on Earth will end just before the ultimate battle, where Henka and his relatives and allies will triumph over Garius. For the battle to begin, Garius will have to emerge first; only then will Henka descend on earth.

The "Second coming of Garius" has been criticized by some scholars as "puerile fabrications by a vindictive man". Possible manipulation by Grigor Kónagi.

Sariaseri (House of the Gods): circular, lots of limestone, amphitheater-like, center dipped in water. Open masses. Reception-esque desk.

===New Serigéa Organization===
Criticisms: distorsion of the traditional Serigéa; neo-paganism; links to anti-Christian positions and calling monotheists "ignorant"; pro-life stance; cases of bribery of local governments; de-facto exclusivism (most members are Ralagia); using a loophole to achieve fiscal exemptions; being more of a business than a "true" religion; dubious architectural claims of historicity for its worshipping places and practices.

Financial loophole: according to Kalșerian law, to be entitled to fiscal exemptions, the religion represented by the applying organization must have been founded at least 500 years before filing the paperwork (this is to avoid people creating nonsensical religions to avoid paying taxes). (Many organizations have fought to lower the threshold or outright repeal this law, most prominently Latter-Day Saints). The New Serigéa Organization was founded in 1995, meaning that it would have to wait until 2495 according to said law, but Father Lerfuan successfully argued that his organization represented the old pre-Christian religion (notwithstanding the originality dispute, i.e. the debate on whether adding the millenarianistic bit constitutes a new religion, or is merely the continuation of an existing one, which started after Father Lerfuan first mentioned the Garius-will-come-back bit, which, coincidentally, was ''right after'' being given the fiscal exemptions).

==Satirical headlines==
Courtesy of ''The National Toilet Paper''.

*Crayfish Crib Manager Has Existential Crisis after Seeing Job Applicant with Vitiligo
*be5 Airs Ident That Makes Logical Sense
*KalCom Accidentally Broadcasts Fresh News
*Heartbreaking! Person Goes to An Evalria Underground Station and Takes the Train
*Howe: "Protests are fine only when I agree with them"
*Ihakașa Translates Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
*Man Watches Reeve Cup without Screaming at the TV
*Man with Strong Willpower Refrains from Commenting "Who Cares?" on an Article about Science
*Digital Nomad Buys Apartment in Evalria and Uses It For Something
*''National Standard'' Covers Results for a Sport That Doesn't Exist
*Neo-Dalgist Movie Scorched by Critics For Actually Making People Laugh
*Regis Chandler: "You should have the right to shoot Santa Claus"
*KALMORA Driver Strings a Complete Sentence, Is Invited to Join Evalrian Institute for English Language Board
*Trapdoor Bar Actually Leads to Cartier Island
*be5 Switches to Providing News Using Emoji: "🗣️🟰👴"
*''The Lens'' Poll Finds That Only 13% of ''Lens'' Buyers Read the Stories
*Man Wins World Record for Longest Streak of KALMORA Races Watched without Falling Asleep
*University of Evalria Offers Course on Understanding Songs by Knights of The Green Fields
*Ramy X Writes A Song While Sober [Author's note: he ''has'' since sobered up and quit recreational drugs altogether.]
*Should Phones Be Placed to the Left of the Dish Or to Its Right? Manners Expert Weighs In
*The Corfen Dispute Is Over: "¡El Corfen Es Argentino!"
*Kalșerian Team Builds Car with Just a Cardboard Box and Wins Monaco GP
*Babich: "Satan May Have Made A Decent Point"
*Fan's Grandmother Scores a Header Against Evalria Citizens
*"Ralagi Naming Laws Are Too Strict", Says Mmmfdjfsdghdkdjna4eahifd788888 Mídasi
*''The Independent'' Proposes Referendum to Let Sweden Annex Kalșeri
*Ralagi Couple Chooses Normal Name for Child
*''National Standard'' Makes Up a Newspaper and Proceeds to Attack It
*Kalhan Language Declared Extinct in Cape Sundervale (Screwhorn; -> Lawsuit from Sundervellian Society of Friends of the Kalhan Language, unaware that they "ate the onion")
*Bill Haven Taken to Hospital After Not Swearing For More Than Three Sentences
*Maia Filisi Doesn't Know Who You Are
*1call User Complains About Not Hearing Enough Swearing in Customer Support (Screwhorn)
*A Look At Eldridge's New Quiz Sh— Aaaand It's Gone!
*Man Threatens to Reveal the True Pronunciation of Maryshill
*Pete Yarmo Proposes to Transform the Senate into a Henclé Hotel
*Kona Launches Series of Stamps Honoring the Most Common Swearwords Uttered in Post Offices
*Holy Grail Found in Back Seats of Quincollia Man's Pick-Up Truck
*Company Listed in EvSE Adopts Name That Makes Sense
*Marshallese Patriot Uses Kalșerian Flag Emoji
*The Prodigy Announce New Single for Kalșerian Market: "Smack My Babich Up"
*Max Ureska Driven to Hospital after Tweeting Something without Sarcastic Remark
*Apple Spills the Beans: "We Don't Care about the Future, We Just Want to Kook Y'all"
*KalRail Introduces Sleeper Trains: "Can't Go Any Slower Than Daytime Trains Anyway!"
*Babich Weighs in On Kosovo Issue: "KOSOVO JE KALŠERI!"
*New Lothian to Introduce Trial By Combat While High On Crystal Meth
*''National Echo'' Accidentally Publishes News That's Readable
*KaGi Introduces Line of Products Made in Kalșeri
*KaGi Introduces Line of Products You Might Actually Want to Buy
*Ureska Names Minecraft Player Minister of Infrastructure
*60-Year-Old Ends Text with Just One Exclamation Point
*''Risk!'' Host Tom Selleck Mistaken for ''Magnum P.I.'' Star Robert Wellington
*Tașa Vonhal Reveals Next Year's Collection Theme: "The World's Greatest Lobbyists"
*Celebrity Announces to Run For Office and Goes Through with it
*UNESCO Adds Robert Wellington's Mustache to World Heritage List
*''La La Land'' Announced as Best Film, But It Was Actually ''Deepest Blue: The Curse Lives On''
*[Quotes From History] JFK: "I Am A Zabaione"
*Kalșerian Government Agency Adopts Maximalist Logo
*Kalșerian Government Agency Adopts Bad Flag
*New Lothian Registry of Namarkia Adds Random Doodle in Bored Teenager's Notepad
*''National Standard'' Deciphers Rules of Calvinball
*Graphic Designer Threatens to Design Maximalist Logo
*Man Watches Callanserrian Regatta Without Telling You His Uncle Used to Sail
*Fans of Callanserrian Regatta Declared Endangered Species
*''The Federal'' Writes Ten-Page Piece about Your School's Third-Grade Play
*''Observer-Herald'' Reader Found Behaving like a Party Animal
*Satire Outlet Publishes Article, Doesn't Get Swarmed by Angry Moralists
*Corinne Howe Sues Ukraine and Sweden Because They Use Same Colors as Kalșeri's
*Kalșeri Rugby Team Introduces Its Own Version of Haka: Belching and Hurling Obscenities
*Saudi Arabia Offers to Buy Quincollia: "Human Rights Record Is About The Same, Anyway"
*''Times'' Writer Adopts Joey Tribbiani's Thesaurus Strategy: Finished Product Makes More Sense than Usual
*Matthew Chandler Confesses He Had No Idea ''National Echo'' Is Supposed to Be Read
*Mercedes Driver Doesn't Act like a Complete Cowgee while on the Road
*Beauty Creme Company Spills the Beans: "We want to make you feel like garbage about your body"
*National Democrats Adopt Program Written by Disgruntled 8-Year-Old
*JC Eldridge Produce Series that Doesn't Bombard Your Ears with Cheesy Sound Effects
*The President Appoints a Bear to Serve as Prime Minister: "Can't Be Any Worse than the Last!"

==KFL admission scandal==
As scheduled, Evalria Citizens won the Evalrian Association Football League and were admitted as one of the original twelve. Some people moaned, and Jucunditas were added to the KFL.

Jucunditas were 3rd in the Evalrian Association Football League. What about the runners-up? Hellas Evalria performed better against Jucunditas, and yet they were excluded.

Hellas Evalria had pushed for a mini-tournament to determine the last two spots, whereas Jucunditas said that an internal selection was faster and had fewer chances of flukes. Jucunditas won.

KAFF: "Hellas Evalria's financial situation was pretty bad" (true: Hellas Evalria were regularly on the brink of bankruptcy). Hellas Evalria: "the KAFF was bribed by the Jucs!" (also true, as Jucs Director of Marketing fessed up in 1964)

Hellas Evalria-Jucunditas rivalry: intense, but infrequent.

==Corfen dispute==
Corfen (Kalhan: Korfen), contested between Kalúen and Janval, 1783-1839. Modern-day counties of Healy, Plains, Johnstonville, Simpson, Borderton, Elmer, Whitecliff, Coolidge, Rostock, Reval and Land's End.

*1671: Area assigned to New Kent (modern southern Janval).
*1783: Kalúen claims the Corfen area (sans Healy and Plains counties) plus modern-day Heinemann and Von Roon counties.
*1784: The Janvalian Constituent Assembly defines its territory as the combination of the former ceremonial counties of New Kent and Jarronshire.
*1794: Kalúen and Janval both ratify the Carnafarry Statute. No mention of the Corfen area. Uncertainty and conflicts.
*1795: Battle of Johnstonville, Kaluonians vs. Janvalians.
*1799: skirmish in Borderton. Janvalian rioters deface all buildings owned by Kaluonians. Revolt stopped by central forces.
*1806: Battle of Randle, also known as the "First Janvalian-Kaluonian War".
*1808: Randle Agreement: Kalúen renounces all claims to the area spanning modern-day Heinemann, Von Roon and Solomon counties.
*1834: Battle of Johnstonville, also known as the "Second Janvalian-Kaluonian War".
*1837: Agreement reached:
**Kalúen acquires Healy, Plains, Johnstonville, Simpson, Borderton, Elmer, Whitecliff, Coolidge, Rostock, Reval and Land's End.
**Janval keeps Heinemann, Von Roon and Solomon, as per the Randle Agreement of 1808.
*1839: Referendum in the involved counties on whether to accept the 1837 agreement. Resounding yes.
*1913: the Falkorian Party is born. It advocates for the creation of a new canton that spans the Haggett-Falșak-Rimini "wall" and all Kaluonian counties west of it.
*1941: the Falkorian Party is dissolved due to lack of popularity.
*1954: after thirteen years, the Falkorian Party comes back in existence. It gets the occasional seat or two in Congress, but its proposals don't really go anywhere.
*2014: The Corfen2Janval party is formed. It focuses on "taking back" all the counties given to Kalúen.
*2021: spurred by the Quincollian referendum, the Falkorian Party rounds up its supporters in Hayworthsville and ask Evalria and Percy to grant them a referendum. No reply at all.

Janval is still sour about it.

==Kings of Lág==
#Ausvan I (c. 300 BC-c. 275 BC) (First Kingdom of Lág) [Ausvan was considered the descendant of the god of the Sun. Historical existence of Kings 1-18 is debated.]
#Jarn I (c. 275 BC-c. 220 BC)
#Kansun (c. 220 BC-c. 190 BC)
#Rovuan I (c. 190 BC-c. 145 BC)
#Ausvan II (c. 145 BC-c. 120 BC)
#Rovuan II (c. 120 BC-c. 85 BC)
#Lerfuan I (c. 85 BC-c. 55 BC)
#Șavuan I (c. 55 BC-27 BC)
#Șavuan II (27 BC-3 CE)
#Șavuan III (3 CE-46 CE)
#Ausvan III (46 CE-49 CE)
#Lerfuan II (49 CE-68 CE)
#Șavuan IV (68 CE-92 CE)
#Seruan I (92 CE-107)
#Níuan I (107-133)
#Níuan II (133-136)
#Lerfuan III (136-175)
#Lerfuan IV (175-202)
#Rovuan III (202-239) [First King whose existence was confirmed.]
#Seruan II (239-271)
#Iușa (271-288) Q
#Navan I (288-301)
#Navan II (301-329)
#Holtan I (329-357)
#Holtan II (357-385)
#Holtan III (385-412)
#Narái (412-456)
#Rovuan IV (456-492)
#Noșuan I (492-519)
#Noșuan II (519-545)
#Șavuan V (545-569)
#Níuan III (569-578)
#Lerfuan V (578-603)
#Lerfuan VI (603-646)
#Ausvan IV (646-668)
#Ausvan V (668-684)
#Holtan IV (684-711)
#Rovuan V (711-734)
#Șavuan VI (734-759)
#Ausvan VI (759-783)
#Rovuan VI (783-787)
#Lerfuan VII (787-813)
#Rovuan VII the Conqueror (813-847) (Second Kingdom of (Greater) Lág)
#Rovuan VIII (847-859)
#Lerfuan VIII (859-883)
#Malnuan I (883-907)
#Fouan I (907-941), Regency until 914
#Fouan II (941-969)
#Furfuan I (969-998)
#Venuan (998-1033), Regency until 1001
#Rovuan IX (1033-1067)
#Lerfuan IX (1067-1082), Rovuan IX's brother
#Malnuan II (1082-1083 and 1085-1101), allowed to reign despite being born out of wedlock, but his issue was barred from inheriting the throne as per the Treaty of the Three Keys.
#Terduan (1083-1085), Malnuan II's brother, Regent
#Jarn II (1101-1135)
#Fouan III (1135-1161)
#Malnuan III (1161-1167)
#Rovuan X (1167-1209)
#Fouan IV (1209-1231)
#Efonan (1231-1245) [Efonan had no sons -> Salic law replaced with male-preference primogeniture.]
#Hema (1245-1269) Q, Efonan's sister
#Hosuan (1269-1301), illegitimate issue
#Iunuan (1301-1313), Hosuan's brother
#Furfuan II (1313-1329)
#Lerfuan X (1329-1366)
#Jarn III (1366-1378)
#Kinjon (1378-1391) Q, no issue
#Lajon (1391-1407) Q, Kinjon's sister
#Leduan (1407-1439)
#Furfuan III (1439-1461)
#Rovuan XI (1461-1497)
#Loșar I (1497-1515), regency until 1500
#Saint Loșar II/Joseph (1515-1568), regency until 1531
#Philip I (1568-1600)
#Philip II (1600-1614), illegitimate issue
#John (1614-1635), Philip II's first cousin
#John II (1635-1668), illegitimate issue
#Joseph II (1668-1677), John II's brother
----
[British invasion; from this point on, heads of the house of Lág have no power]
#George I (1677-1704)
#George II (1704-1718)
#John III (1718-1742)
#Thomas (1742-1757)
#Lawrence (1757-1765), Thomas's brother, no issue (possibly impotent)
#George III (1765-1782), Thomas's brother, three illegitimate children
#John IV (1782-1791) (Kalșerian Independence)
#Joseph III (1791-1811)
#Philip III (1811-1846), no heirs
#John V (1846-1859), Philip III's brother
#Gregory (1859-1891)
#Jerome I (1861-1934; 1892-1934)
#Jerome II (1893-1952; 1934-1952)
#Joseph IV (1921-2004; 1952-1998)
#René (1956-2021; 2004-2021)
#Thomas (II) (b. 1961; 2021-present)
#Susan (b. 1989; heir apparent)

==Trapdoor bars==
Born as a way to abide the law only technically – the Public Access Bars Act 1926 banned restaurants and bars in Kalșeri (those not part of golf clubs or such were affected) from turning away new customers unless they were breaking the law (because the promoter of the law had been refused entry into a local when he felt he needed it the most, and he was still ''very'' sour about it).

Public ("cover") portion of the bar: a tiny bar with a bare-bones facility and staff. The "real", members-only portion of the bar was hidden below a trapdoor or some other hidden door, and offered many more options than the "cover". An "accepted" member could invite a newcomer, who would then be given a card.

Later trapdoor bars were simply a bunch of vending machines with a person standing by.

The PABA '26 was abolished in 1984, but the bars built during the PABA ("pabbas" or "trapdoor bars") era still keep the practices and design choices. Some trapdoor bars have become tourist attractions (though with a limit on how many guests are allowed inside the real deals).

==Unusual Kalhan names==
Due to a historic scarcity of last names, some Kalhan-speakers have resorted to giving unusual names to their children, sorta like in Brazil, also due to more lax naming laws for Kalhan-speakers. Mostly names from history or mythology, and mostly written the same way as the source.
*Eisenhower Véngisi (b. 1957), voice actor
*Kennedy Iutișagi (b. 1968), actress
*Gilgaméș Kregi (1885-1981), librettist
*Sókrates Olor
*Aristoteles Tadrerigi
*Ireșlak Ronsi ("Kalșeri" in reverse)
*George Washington Șavarigi (1814-1878), politician from Janval
*Klitemnestra "Tem" Ríșigi
*Special Runor
*Goodliest Remidi
*Tșingis-Han Éragi
*Stockholm Halsi, author of ''Let's Play Names'', a book on odd Kalhan naming tendencies. His siblings are all named after European capitals.
*Nicola Sacco "Nik" Gohalgi and Bartolomeo Vanzetti "Bart" Gohalgi, twins active in association football. Can you tell their parents' political inclinations?
*Sidarta-Gautama Honturagi (1856-1933), a major figure in the study of religions in the late 1800s.
*Johnson Iudor
*Kropotkin Sérigi
*Elyas Șíngisi (b. 1986), son of footballer Ektor Șíngisi. Elyas (styled as Elýas) is often cited as the trendsetter for alternative spellings of established names.
*Dióskora Sigi, women's rights activist in the early 20th century
*Sherman Portugalgi, longtime public transport commissioner in Chalmersville
*Jefferson Davis Ienusi, singer from the 1930s
*Calascerius Tadéusi
*Bonus: ''Eadueardus Wemingi'', how painter Eduardus Vemingi (1904-1989) signed his works.

Another common practice was to combine the first few letters of the parents' last names to form a new last name for the children, e.g. Fonédregi + Espișagi = Fonespi.

==Comic books==
Names of foreign comic book series and characters translated to Kalhan, especially in older issues.

Kalșerian comics: Kalhan-language continuum?

''Huey the Cub'', a beloved icon for 60s-70s children.

==Road signs==
Inspired by EU signs, lots of pictograms. Bilingual English/Kalhan whenever text is necessary, but text does not appear often. Kalșeri ratified the {{W|Vienna Convention on Road Traffic}} and the {{W|Vienna Convention on Road Signs and Signals}}.

Font: DIN 1451 (aka Bahnschrift)
*Highway: {{highlight|white on green|#018850}}
*Expressways and other important non-highway roads: {{highlight|white on blue|#005EB9}}
*Secondary non-highway roads + local destinations: black on white
*Historical sites and other points of attraction: {{highlight|white on claret|#811331}}
*Municipality boundary markers: {{highlight|yellow on blue|#0F4378}}
**Not used on highways.
*Settlement boundary markers: black on white, with municipality in parentheses below
*Street name signs: black on white, with logo/coat of arms of settlement/municipality on the left and postal code on the bottom-right corner in red (may be attached to a pole or on a wall)
*Temporary detour: {{highlight|black on yellow|#FFD90F}}

Each canton has its own Welcome sign.

Stop signs:
*Arrêt: Cartier Island
*Stop: Cape Sundervale
*Stop/Egi: everywhere else

"Kalșeri drives on the RIGHT/Kalșeri fal GÓSEIE" and "Thin'''km'''etric" signs in Evalria-Holbek Airport, Cape Sundervale port and airport, Goldshore and Plymouth ports

1954: metric-imperial two-unit signs. 1960: metric-only signs.

Custom signs for special circumstances may be put up by private citizens and companies, with the authorization of the town.

==Music==
===Knights of the Green Fields===
Active from 1968 to 1982. A bilingual blend of folk and prog rock.

Historical line-up:
*Ionas E. Rigi (1944 – 2014-05-12): lead vocals, flute, harmonica
*Hank Droste (b. 1943): leading guitar
*Ioséf "Iosy" Verapalgi (1943 – 1983): backing guitar, bagpipes
*Matt Renfrew (1945): drums
*Uiliam Kádagi (1949): bass guitar

'''How did they become popular?''' Unique lyrics, initially from the holy texts of the Kalserian religion of yore, and exploring a sound that had only been hinted until then in Kalserian music.

'''Why did the band dissolve?''' Three main reasons:
#Rigi's budding solo career, which caused scheduling conflicts,
#Droste and Kádagi wanting to pursue a more radio-friendly sound, and Rigi insisting on sticking to what made the first albums work, and...
#Drugs. Lots of them.

'''What happened to them?'''
*Rigi would go on to become a successful solo artist. He died in a car crash in 2014 at the age of 69.
*Droste joined a bunch of groups, with a side gig as a solo artist.
*Renfew and Verapalgi checked into a drug rehab center in 1983.
**Renfrew has since become a music teacher.
**Verapalgi would be found dead due to a drug overdose; this would lead fellow band member and ''raller'' Uiliam Kádagi to renounce drugs and alcohol.
*Scarred by the death of Verapalgi, a fellow band member and ''raller'', Kádagi refused to touch drugs and alcohol again, and became a spokesperson for the National Association for the Prevention of Drug and Alcohol Abuse (NAPDAA). He served as a Liberal Democratic alderman for Rochelle County, KL from 1985 to 2005, and tried to run for several offices. Oh, and he would star in a few PSAs where he tried to sound cool to kids watching; these commercials found new life as sources for memes due to their awkwardness. He retired from his music career after the 2011 reunion concert, and now lives in Rochelle County, KL, with his wife and family.

The band held several reunion concerts, the last of which was held in memory of Ionas Rigi. Since then, Droste and Renfrew stated that continuing the KGF experiment without Rigi wouldn't make any sense, but fans are still hoping... Reunion line-ups (1989, 1996, 2004, 2011, 2015):
*Ionas E. Rigi (1944 – 2014-05-12): lead vocals, flute, harmonica (1989, 1996, 2004, 2011)
*Dylan Ninkoșagi: lead vocals (2015)
*Lory Scones: flute, harmonica (2015)
*Hank Droste (b. 1943): leading guitar (1989, 1996, 2004, 2011, 2015)
*Walt Hodgson: backing guitar, bagpipes (1989, 1996)
*Cy Oganessian: backing guitar, bagpipes (2004, 2011)
*J. Seymour Wilkins: backing guitar, bagpipes (2015)
*Matt Renfrew (1945): drums (1989, 1996, 2004, 2011, 2015)
*Norman Strutinsky: bass guitar (1989, 1996)
*Uiliam Kádagi (1949): bass guitar (2004, 2011)
*George Sanz: bass guitar (2015)

===Great Plains Music Bash===
Biggest music festival in Kalșeri. Usually held in or around Hayworthsville, KL.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Year !! Venue !! Dates !! Headliners
|-
| 1973 || Preston Arena Haywortshville, KL || June 24 || [[Knights of the Green Fields]] • {{W|George Harrison}}
|-
| 1977 || ? || ? || {{W|Steely Dan}}
|-
| 1981 || ? || ? || [[Loalerfa]]
|-
| 1983 || ? || ? || {{W|The Alan Parsons Project}} • [[Albert Jeane]]
|-
| 1984 || ? || ? || {{W|Iron Maiden}}
|-
| 1986 || ? || ? || [[Kauna!]] • {{W|Van Halen}} • [[XHR]]
|-
| 1987 || ? || ? || {{W|Edie Brickell & New Bohemians}} • {{W|Huey Lewis and the News}}
|-
| 1989 || ? || ? || {{W|U2}}
|-
| 1991 || ? || ? || {{W|New Order}} • {{W|Kraftwerk}}
|-
| 1992 || ? || ? || {{W|AC/DC}} • [[Stryknyna]]
|-
| 1995 || ? || ? || {{W|The Cure}}
|-
| 1999 || ? || ? || {{W|Eiffel 65}} • {{W|Eminem}}
|-
| 2000 || ? || ? || {{W|Red Hot Chili Peppers}}
|-
| 2003 || ? || ? || {{W|Rammstein}} • [[XinSin]] •
|-
| 2011 || ? || ? || {{W|Goldfrapp}} • {{W|Passion Pit}}
|-
| 2012 || ? || ? || {{W|Sabaton}}
|-
| 2016 || ? || ? ||
|-
| 2019 || ? || ? || [[Ramy X]]
|-
| 2020 || Virtually held || ? ||
|-
| 2021 || ? || ? ||
|-
| 2022 || ? || ? ||
|}

==Failed coup d'état==
The plan: overthrow President Jerry Mazzotta and Prime Minister Raimund Tógisi (both Social Cooperationists), install Ioséf Lágan II as President, appoint him King and have him form a military government after dissolving the civilian one. Plot orchestrated by Col. Eutikianus Végisi, to sort out the "Sovietization" of Kalșeri. How? Walk into the palaces, stun the guards, and incapacitate the two by any means necessary.

Seven disgruntled Army officials, led by Végisi, who had ties with Lágan Reaction (a far-right Kalhan-speaking monarchist movement), are behind the plot.

19 May 1972: Végisi and six of his aides are caught trying to break into Grosvenor House, the official residence of the Prime Minister. They are promptly arrested and put on trial. Végisi is sentenced to death for high treason. One of the aides was Bartoloméus Hornata (born in 1951, older brother of future Representative Ioanis Hornata).

Ioséf Lágan II (1921 - 2004-01-25) is also questioned, but he is unaware of anyone in the military acting on his behalf. No evidence is found that links him to Végisi's plot, but news of the trial kickstart the theory of a supposed partnership between the Lágan family and right-wing terrorist groups, and maybe even the Xunageri.

Radical SoCoops ask for the exile of the former royal family, but Kalșerian law does not allow the deportation of its citizens. The proposal quietly fades away.

The plan could not have succeeded. Organization was rudimentary, they did not have the legal expertise or the charisma to pull it off, and they had no contingency plans for if – or rather, when – things went south for the lot.

Possible involvement of the United States? Operation Condor was a thing... but if America had a beef with Mazzotta and Tógisi, the plot would have been way more thorough.

The event is also called "Idiot Plot", "Walk-In Plot", "Fools-and-Horses Plot" and "Non-Coup".

==Questions about Rovuanism==
Points of contention:
*Can Rovuanism be considered a variant of fascism, or its own ideology?
*Did Ioen Rovuan plan the principles first and then work to apply them, or did he build Rovuanism as the presidency went on?
*Was Ioen Rovuan in favor of re-establishing the former Lágan throne?
*Is Rovuanism as non-racist as it claims to be?
*What is the relationship between Rovuanism and religion, and more specifically Christianity?
*How frowned upon is homosexuality in Rovuanism?
*Did Ioen Rovuan aim to expand his ideas outside Kalșeri?

==Cartierois French==
*"a" is sometimes rendered as /æ/
*"t" is often pronounced /ts/ in a stressed syllable
*"r" is often rendered as /χ/
*/ɛ̃/ and /ɑ̃/ are often merged into /ã/
*The ''{{W|Aspirated h|h aspiré}}'' is rendered as /ʔ/

Examples:
*''Île-de-Cartier'' /iːl də kaχˈtsje/
*''soixante'' /swaˈsãt/
*''les héros'' /leʔeˈχo/
*''Parti National Cartierois'' /pæχˈtsi ˌnatsjoˈnæl ˌkaχtsjeˈχʍa/
*''un bon vin blanc'' /œ̃ bɔ̃ vã blã/

Lexical differences:
*''septante'', ''huitante'' and ''nonante'' are used for the numbers 70, 80 and 90
*The ''et'' between ''vingt'', ''trente'' etc. and ''un'' is dropped, ergo ''vingt-un'', ''trente-un'' and so forth.
*Especially in informal contexts, many words are adapted from Kalhan and Kalșerian slang.

==Kalșerian English==
===Phonology===
*Kalșerian English is typically {{W|Rhoticity in English|non-rhotic}}. Example: ''father'' /ˈfaːðɐ/.
*When pronounced, the letter R is generally trilled ([r]) or flapped ([ɾ]), like in Italian and Spanish. Examples: ''orange'' /ˈɔɒɾ.endʒ/;
**Some speakers, especially in Janval and Cartier Island, may realize it as [ʁ] or [χ].
**The approximant typical of English ([ɹ]) is usually found in rural areas where Kalhan is not often spoken.
*/ɑ(ː)r/ usually becomes either /a(ː)/ or /a(ː)r/. ''car'' /ka(ː)/ or /ka(ː)r/
*/ʌ/ is often realized as /ʊ/, or as /ɒ/ before a current or historical /l/ (''hall-hull'' merger). ''fun'' /fʊn/, ''hull'' /hɒl/
*/ɒ/ and /ɔː/ are usually rendered as /ɔɒ~ɔɑ~ɔa/. For instance, ''dog'' is usually /dɔɒg~dɔɑg~dɔag/.
*/æ/ either becomes /a/ or is split into /ɛɐ~ɛa/. ''bad'' may therefore be pronounced as /bad/ or /ˈbɛɐd/.
*/ɪ/ and /ɛ/ may sometimes become /e~e̞/. ''pin'' /pe̞n/; ''bed'' /be̞d/.
**The ''pin-pen'' merger is more common in Western Kalșeri.
*/eɪ/ and /aɪ/ are often merged into /æɪ/. ''gravy'' /ˈgɾæɪ.vɪ/ or /ˈgɾæɪ.ve/
**Some speakers tend to enunciate as though they were swapping /eɪ/ and /aɪ/, partially undoing one aspect of the Great Vowel Shift. Stereotype: actually swapping /eɪ/ and /aɪ/, e.g. by pronouncing "United States" as "Unayted Stites" /jəˌneɪ.tɨd ˈstaɪts/.
*Word-final /ə/ becomes /ɐ/. ''under'' /ˈʊn.dɐ/
*/ɜ/ becomes /œ~ø/. ''bird'' /bœ(r)d/
*"or" pronounced /ɜː/ becomes /o(r)/
*/oʊ/ becomes /oː/. ''so'' /soː/
*Some speakers may transform /θ/ and /ð/ into /t/ and /d/ respectively.

Therefore, a possible realization of Article 1 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights is: /ɔɒl ˈhjuːmən ˈbiːeŋz ar bɔɑn friː ən ˈiːkwɐl en ˈdɪgnɪtɪ ən ˈræɪts ðæɪ ar enˈdaʊd weð riːzən ən ˈkɔɑn.ʃens ən ʃʊd akt təˈwɔɑdz wʊn əˈnʊðɐɾ en ə ˈsperet ə ˈbrʊðəhʊd/.

===Letter names===
*H is called "haitch"
*R is called "er" /ɛ(ə)r/
*V is occasionally called "vow" /vaʊ/
*W is called "double V", and may thus be rendered as "double vow"
*Z is called "zay" /zeɪ/ or "zeta" /ˈzeɪtə/

===Spelling===
Most of these changes were brought forward by 19th-century linguist and poet John Dudley Ballard; some of these changes were made official by the Evalrian Institute for the English Language (EIEL). Derived forms of the words in the table, as well as other words in a similar situation to them, are also affected. The EIEL advises against using the alternate form if it generates ambiguity.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Traditional English !! Kalșerian English !! Status of Kalșerian word(s)
|-
| ''Wednesday'' || ''Wensday'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''gauge'' || ''gage'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''ache'' || ''ake'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''isle'' ''island'' ''aisle'' || ''ile'' ''iland'' ''aile'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''secede'' || ''seceed'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''receipt'' || ''receit'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''recipe'' ''epitome'' || ''recipy'' ''epitomy'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''margarine'' || ''marg'''e'''rine'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''doubt'' ''dumb'' ''debt'' ''subtle'' || ''dout'' ''dum'' ''det'' ''suttle'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''friend'' || ''frend'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''photography'' ''philosophy'' ''graph'' ''phantom'' || ''fotografy'' ''filosofy'' ''graf'' ''fantom'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''show, showed, shown'' || ''show, showed, show'''ed''''' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''heart'' || ''hart'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''tomb'' ''womb'' || ''toom'' ''woom'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''furlough'' || ''furlow'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''choir'' || ''quire'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''scythe'' || ''sithe'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''Scorpius'' (constellation) ''Scorpio'' (sign) || ''Scorpi'''o''''' (for both) || Official spelling
|-
| ''myth'' ''cyst'' ''system'' ''anonymity'' ''analyze'' ''cataclysm'' || ''mith'' ''cist'' ''sistem'' ''anonimity'' ''analize'' ''cataclism'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''exaggerate'' || ''exagerate'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''asthma'' || ''asma'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''phlegm'' ''paradigm'' || ''flegma'' ''paradigma'' (the G is ''not'' mute in either case) || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''gnat'' ''gnome'' ''gnarly'' || ''nat'' ''nome'' ''narly'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''heir'' ''honest'' || ''eir'' ''onest'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''embarrass'' || ''embarass'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''psycho-'' || ''syco-'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''Arctic'' ''Antarctica'' || ''Artic'' ''Antartica'' || Official spellings
|-
| ''accommodate'' || ''accomodate'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''bureaucracy'' || ''burocracy'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''pronunciation'' || ''pron'''o'''unciation'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''exhibit'' ''exhausting'' || ''exibit'' ''exausting'' || Official spellings
|-
|''attaché'' (both masculine and feminine) || ''attaché'' (for males) ''attaché'''e''''' (for females) || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''ophthalmology'' || ''ofthalmology'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''hearken'' || ''harken'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''unmovable'' ''immovable'' || ''unmov'''e'''able'' ''immov'''e'''able'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''blond'' ''blonde'' || ''blond'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''aesthetic'' || ''esthetic'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''geoduck'' || ''g'''ooe'''duck'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''onomatopoeia'' || ''onomatopea'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''rhetoric'' || ''retoric'' || Official spelling
|}

The ''-vre'' ending typically seen in French is pronounced /vər/.

===Glossary===
====Words not adapted from American English====
Generally, Kalșerian English has a similar vocabulary to that of American English, although exceptions exist; some of the preferred words not matching AmE are listed below.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! British English !! American English !! Kalșerian English !! Notes
|-
| ''coriander'' || ''cilantro'' || ''coriander'' ||
|-
| ''aubergine'' || ''eggplant'' || ''aubergine'' ||
|-
| ''aluminium'' || ''aluminum'' || ''aluminium'' ||
|-
| ''curriculum vitae (CV)'' || ''resume'' || ''kimonia'' || from Kalhan
|-
| ''judgement'' || ''judgment'' || ''judgement'' ||
|}

==Kalserian national football team==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Number !! Name !! Birth date !! Role !! Club
|-
| 1 || Andy Edwards || {{birth date and age|1993|09|12}} || Goalkeeper || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Olympia Takalim
|-
| 12 || Phil McHugh || {{birth date and age|1988|04|01}} || Goalkeeper || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Harts
|-
| 23 || Nik Hóltansi || {{birth date and age|2000|03|05}} || Goalkeeper || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Locomotive St. Adrian
|-
| 2 || Stevan Reșki || {{birth date and age|1989|02|26}} || Defender || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Evalria Citizens
|-
| 3 || Quinton O'Sullivan || {{birth date and age|1996|09|01}} || Defender || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} St. Patrick
|-
| 4 || Benjamín Lavi || {{birth date and age|1998|06|15}} || Defender || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Gymnasium Percy 58
|-
| 13 || Bill Giordano || {{birth date and age|1997|10|13}} || Defender || {{flagicon|Italy}} {{W|Parma Calcio 1913|Parma}}
|-
| 16 || Reed Wilson || {{birth date and age|1995|12|01}} || Defender || {{flagicon|United States}} {{W|Houston Dynamo}}
|-
| 19 || Jon Hattison || {{birth date and age|2000|01|07}} || Defender || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Olympia Takalim
|-
| 22 || Walton Browne || {{birth date and age|1999|08|18}} || Defender || [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] {{W|SV Werder Bremen|Werder Bremen}}
|-
| 24 || Christophe Lécuyer || {{birth date and age|1997|05|29}} || Defender || [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] {{W|Forge FC}}
|-
| 5 || Thomas Hernandez || {{birth date and age|1997|08|21}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Evalria Citizens
|-
| 6 || Ed Katter || {{birth date and age|1992|07|09}} || Midfielder || [[File:Flag of England.svg|23px|border]] {{W|Fulham F.C.}}
|-
| 7 || Maurice Akinyeme || {{birth date and age|1994|11|29}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Evalria Citizens
|-
| 8 || Daniel Riordan || {{birth date and age|1995|01|23}} || Midfielder || [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] {{W|RC Celta de Vigo}}
|-
| 14 || James Szybolski || {{birth date and age|1995|06|11}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Evalria Citizens
|-
| 17 || Dino Robinson || {{birth date and age|1997|03|02}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Olympia Takalim
|-
| 20 || Bryce Garner || {{birth date and age|2001|12|08}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Zeitgeist Chalmersville
|-
| 25 || Phil Wearmouth || {{birth date and age|2000|05|09}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Denmark}} {{W|Silkeborg IF|Silkeborg}}
|-
| 9 || Ted Hill || {{birth date and age|1995|06|11}} || Forward || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Carnafarry
|-
| 10 || Byrat Meredow || {{birth date and age|1996|04|17}} || Forward || {{flagicon|United States}} {{W|San Jose Earthquakes}}
|-
| 11 || Davor Stojanovic || {{birth date and age|1992|07|04}} || Forward || [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] {{W|SC Freiburg|Freiburg}}
|-
| 15 || Raul Abascal || {{birth date and age|1994|11|07}} || Forward || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Olympia Takalim
|-
| 18 || Fernando Caballero || {{birth date and age|1993|08|18}} || Forward || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Internacional Las Encinas
|-
| 21 || Chris DeLuca || {{birth date and age|1998|05|13}} || Forward || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Lennoxton Eagles
|-
| 26 || Ignacio Machado || {{birth date and age|1991|06|17}} || Forward || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Internacional Las Encinas
|}

==Brands==
Typically Kalșerian things you'd find in a KaGi.

===Food and drinks===
*LikoLoko, a bar of licorice covered in chocolate. Commercials would often feature foreigners having a bite of LikoLoko, only to be turned off by the strong licorice inside; the Kalșerian then proceeds to eat the same bar and appreciate its taste, hence the slogan "Not for arkers [foreigners]!".
*Tașa Vonhal, the national beer of Kalșeri.

===Cigarettes===
*Descubridor; the name comes from a car by Wilheimer. Rich entrepreneurs usually smoke these. 1962.
**Descubridor M; menthol cigarettes.
**Descubridor Lite.
**Descubridor Strong, which had more nicotine. Phased out in 2014 after low sales.
**Descubridor Special, featuring a special
*Hayworthsville; menthol cigarettes. 1956
**Hayworthsville {{W|Herbal cigarette|Herbal}}. Often used by non-smoking actors who play characters who smoke in movies.
*Maréchal; often associated with Cartier Island, as they were personally commissioned by Eugène Fabron. A vague smell of plums. Used to sponsor a KALMORA team. 1932.
*Poxton's. Heavy, also available in Cuban cigars. Sometimes given to foreign dignitaries until 1994. 1902.
**Poxton's Moon; Turkish tobacco. 1919.
*Schuyler. Light, American tobacco. 1971.

==Kalhan name==
In [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]], a name consists of a given name (''her''), a patronymic (''paher''), a family name (''naher'') and a name denoting the ancestral origin of the family (''nahaler'').

As an example, [[Maksimilianus Ureska]]'s traditional full name is '''Maksimilianus Petrus'ion Ureska-Finley-Rúnorsi-O'Rourke Úslarfi''':
*Maksimilianus, the given name;
*Petrus'ion, the patronymic;
*Ureska, the father's family name;
*Finley, the mother's maiden name;
*Rúnorsi, the paternal grandmother's maiden name;
*O'Rourke, the maternal grandmother's maiden name;
*Úslarfi ("from Uslar"), the origin.

Family names began to be used in the 1500s, and gradually replaced the ''nahaler'' as the legal last name. The traditional naming scheme was brought back during and after Kalșerian independence.

While the structure is usually only used by and for native Kalhan speakers, there are documented cases of ''arkagia'' (those whose main language is not Kalhan, or those who come from outside Kalșeri) making use of the traditional naming structure: Archibald Hayworth is rendered as ''Artșibaldus Jorj'ion Hayworth Enjamúlfi'' in older texts.

In 1804, influenced by Spanish customs and the relative scarcity of Kalhan last names, the mother's and the grandmothers' maiden names were added to the full name.

Another phenomenon is the Latinization of names, as bishops and intellectuals wanted to look "classier" to others. Practice started in the 1500s, dropped in the late 1800s. Examples:
*Kalhan-speaking cardinal and scholar Ioanis Filippus Lakagi (18th century) signed his letters as ''Johannes Philippus Carpentarius''.
*Professor Andréas Henagi published his works under the pseudonym ''Andreas de Coqui'', to which he later changed his birth name.

Children born outside of wedlock were given a family name taken from the either the putative father's name or the mother's name, preceded by ''ion-''. The suffix is always rendered in lower case. For instance, a child named Anna who was said to be the illegitimate child of a man named Matéus, was registered as ''Anna ion-Matéus''. Like other family names, these have become stationary over time, and as such no longer indicate that the bearers themselves are illegitimate children, only that their ancestor was one.

==Fathers of the Serigéa==
The ''father'' (Kalhan: ''par'', ''mar'' or "mother" when the leader is female) is the chief priest of the ''Serigéa'', the traditional polytheistic religion of modern-day Kalșeri. The position was first created with the Treaty of the Main Gate in 1083: the first ''par'' was Terduan, the 53rd King of Lág, establishing the identity between ''par'' and King of Lág. The position was abolished in 1542, when King Loșar II converted to Catholicism and made it the official religion of the kingdom; it was not reinstated until 1995, when Ioen Petrus Samenhal founded [[Șin Gea]], an updated iteraion of the Serigéa.

Historically based in [[Evalria]], the ''Raiseaseri'' (the main church of the Serigéa) was reinstated in Hartleyville, New Lothian in 1995.

===Pre-colonial period (1083–1542)===
#Terduan (1083–1085), regent for Malnus II.
#Malnuan II and I (1085–1101)
#Jarn II and I (1101–1135)
#Fouan III and I (1135–1161)
#Malnuan III and II (1161–1167)
#Rovuan X and I (1167–1209)
#Fouan IV (1209–1231)
#Efonan (1231–1245)
#Hema (1245–1269) Q
#Hosuan (1269–1301)
#Iunuan (1301–1313)
#Furfuan II and I (1313–1329)
#Lerfuan X and I (1329–1366)
#Jarn III and II (1366–1378)
#Kinjon (1378–1391) Q
#Lajon (1391–1407) Q
#Leduan (1407–1439)
#Furfuan III and II (1439–1461)
#Rovuan XI and II (1461–1497)
#Loșar I (1497–1515)
#Loșar II (1515–1542)

===Post-colonial period (1995–present)===
#Lerfuan II (b. Ioen Petrus Samenhal; 1995–2021)
#Iușa (b. Zoé Vemingi; 2021–present)

==Kalșerian traditional units of measurement==
Used up to 1671, and then from 1783 to 1878. Some units have survived in colloquial speech.

===Length===
*vem ("pebble"): ~3 cm
*viarón ("creek"): ~72 cm
*fla ("field"): ~97 m

===Weight===
*iem ("stone"): ~1.2 kg

===Other===
*seri ("house"): five people

==1935 Lennoxton trials==
A series of trials held throughout 1935 in [[Lennoxton, Takalim]] to determine the guilt of [[Ioen Rovuan]]'s closest advisors. There were six judges: four from Kalșeri – Sníus Meklán, Andrew Biggie, Seymour Coxbourne, John Lewis Taylor – and two from the United Kingdom – Lord Richard J. Pettyridge, and Gerald Bosworth-Tyrrell.

The trials and the other dispositions are legally called ''Kalșerian Republic v. Richard Kehrig et al.''

Defendants could be sentenced for two counts:
#Setting up and maintaining Ioen Rovuan's regime;
#Waging war against the United Kingdom.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Defendant !! Count 1 !! Count 2 !! Sentence !! Notes
|-
| Richard Kehrig || Guilty || – || 20 years || Minister of Popular Culture during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Ordered the establishment of the National Radio and thought up several censorship and {{W|lèse-majesté}} laws.
|-
| Mikaél Hoegi || – || Guilty || 5 years || Minister of Reunification during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Planned the invasion of Cape Sundervale. Released after seven years due to ill health. Died on June 19, 1963.
|-
| Jorj Tarson || – || Guilty || Acquitted || Admiral of the [[Kalșerian Navy]]. Acquitted due to his role in the resistance.
|-
| Torvald Vankius || – || Guilty || Acquitted || General of the Kalșerian Army. Acquitted due to his role in the resistance.
|-
| Ioséf K. Roniem || Guilty || Guilty || Death || Chief of the National Police Force. Ordered the persecution and public humiliation of political opponents.
|-
| John Fenway Cotts || Guilty || Guilty || Death || Double agent in Cape Sundervale for Ioen Rovuan. Helped Mikaél Hoegi plan the invasion of Cape Sundervale.
|-
| Antonius Vongi || Guilty || – || Death || Chief Justice of the paralegal National Resurrection Authority, which existed during the presidencies of Ioen Rovuan and Tomas U. Lerfe. Regularly sentenced political opponents to torture as punishment for their action.
|-
| Andrew Sadey || – || Guilty || 10 years || Head of the failed Cape Sundervale expedition through the Shanwell Strait. Routinely harassed uncooperative soldiers. Released three years into his sentence due to ill health. Died on March 7, 1939.
|-
| Navan Tórgisi || – || Indicted || ħ5,000 || Head of the planned Cape Sundervale expedition through King's Gate, which was aborted.
|-
| Henry Chandler I || Guilty || – || 10 years || Representative, brother of Ioen Rovuan. Authored the Presidency Act of 1933, which removed most restrictions from the office of President of Kalșeri. Released in 1946 as scheduled, died in 1968.
|-
| Holtan Șógisi || Guilty || – || 5 years || Journalist, founder of the pro-Ioen Rovuan ''Lennoxton Republican''. Libelled major opponents of Ioen Rovuan by spreading false accusations. The newspaper was closed shortly after the trials.
|-
| Julius Ólorsi || Indicted || – || Acquitted || Minister of Internal Affairs during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Ordered the Kalhanization of place names, the posting of pro-Ioen Rovuan manifestos and the construction of statues of Ioen Rovuan throughout the country; only the first one was effectively carried out.
|-
| Noșius Malle || Guilty || – || 5 years || Minister of Foreign Affairs during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Arranged the expulsion of several high-profile political opponents from Kalșeri and planned an invasion of {{W|Newfoundland}}.
|-
| Ionas Koșagi || Guilty || – || ħ5,000 || Journalist, founder of the pro-Ioen Rovuan ''New Evalrian Gazette'', Ambassador to {{W|Kingdom of Italy|Italy}} from 1932 to 1934. Koșagi was expelled from the Evalrian Order of Journalists, and the newspaper was closed shortly after the trials.
|-
| Abelardus Jálagi || Guilty || – || 5 years || Minister of Education during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Planned to set up a cult of Ioen Rovuan in schools, made membership in the Young National Corps mandatory, planned to create several re-education camps for political opponents.
|-
| James Horry || Guilty || Guilty || Life imprisonment || Journalist, founder of the pro-Ioen Rovuan ''Cape Sundervale Morning Star''. Leaked several hidden acces points to Cape Sundervale to Ioen Rovuan. The newspaper was closed shortly after the trials.
|-
| [[Charles Boix Rossell]] || – || Indicted || Acquitted || General of the [[Kalșerian Air Force]], Minister of War during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Accused of planning the invasion and bombing of Cape Sundervale, Boix Rossell was acquitted due to lack of evidence.
|}

The executions were carried out by hanging, using the {{W|Hanging#long drop|long drop}}, on January 18, 1937 in the Takalim Cantonal Correctional Facility in [[Manning County, Takalim|Manning County]], near [[Martinsville, Takalim|Martinsville]].

Other dispositions were adopted:
*The National Resurrection Authority was dissolved and its reactivation was banned.
*The Movement for Action was to undergo ten years of police monitoring.

==Social Insurance Code==
The Social Insurace Code (SIC; Kalhan: ''Giasívirdokodeks'', GSK) is the {{W|national identification number}} of Kalșeri. First codified in 1981, the bill introducing the code was signed into law in 1984; adoption of the SIC was not widespread until the early 1990s.

The Code is a unique eighteen-character alphanumeric string. According to federal law, all Kalșerian citizens and foreigners living in Kalșeri for more than two years are entitled to a SIC. When stating their SIC, bearers are required by law to back up their answer by showing a valid identification document that contains a picture of the bearer.

The Social Insurance Card (colloquially the ''SIC Card'') bears the code of the individual it is issued to on the front, and the back of the card contains a list of important physical and mental conditions that the bearer has, and the seal or logo of the Department of Health of the issuing Canton.

===Structure===
The Social Insurance code is composed of seven elements:
#the first three consonants of the bearer's last name:
##If the last name has fewer than three consonants, all of the consonants are added first, and then the remaining slots are filled with as many vowels as necessary. The Kalhan letter ''Ș'' is rendered as '''X'''.
##If the last name has fewer than three characters, the remaining characters will be '''Z'''.
#the first three consonants of the bearer's first name (the provisions listed above are also applied here);
#the last two digits of the year of birth;
#a letter for the month of birth:
##J for '''J'''anuary, F for '''F'''ebruary, M for '''M'''arch, A for '''A'''pril, Y for Ma'''y''', U for J'''u'''ne, L for Ju'''l'''y, G for Au'''g'''ust, S for '''S'''eptember, C for O'''c'''tober, N for '''N'''ovember and D for '''D'''ecember.
#the two digits of the day of birth;
#the municipal code of the place of birth (one letter representing the canton followed by three digits);
##For foreign-born citizens, the municipal code starts with '''Z'''.
#the gender indicator ('''M''' for males, '''F''' for females, '''X''' for non-binary or transitioning code holders);
##'''X''' as a gender indicator was added in 2018.
#the sum of all digits.

Should the resulting code already be in use, a distinguishing letter is added. M, F and X are not used as distinguishing letters.

===Examples===
For instance, the SIC of a man called John Smith, born on January 1, 1990 in Uslar, Evalria, would be SMTJHN90J01E008M18, assuming that no John Smith born in the same place and on January 1 of either 1890 or 1990 has claimed the code.

[[Archibald Hayworth]], first president of Kalșeri, was used by the Government as an example to explain how the code is calculated: had he been alive by the time the SIC was introduced, his code would have been HWRRCH31L12K054M16.

==Cantonal stuff==
===Mottos===
*Cape Sundervale: ''Into Your hands I commit My Spirit'' (Luke 23:46)
*Cartier Island: ''Je sers'' (French; "I serve")
*Chalmersville: ''Inseparabilis et indomitus'' (Latin; "Inseparable and unsubdued")
*Evalria: ''Audemus'' (Latin; "We dare")
*Janval: ''Das Herz lügt nicht'' (German; "The heart does not lie")
*Lág: ''Umiltà e determinazione'' (Italian; "Humility and determination")
*Kalúen: ''Acta, non verba'' (Latin; "Deeds, not words")
*New Kerry: ''For our homeland''
*New Lothian: ''All for my land''
*San Rafael: ''Trabajo y Providencia'' (Spanish; "Work and Providence")
*Takalim: ''{{W|Eleftheria i thanatos|Ελευθερία ή θάνατος}}'' (Greek; "Freedom or death")
*Tigupoke: ''Simplex et sincerus'' (Latin; "Simple and sincere")
*Urgel: ''Industry''

===Name etymologies===
*Cape Sundervale: James Theseus Sundervale, baron Sundervale, who served as first Governor of the Territory.
*Cartier Island: after {{W|Jacques Cartier}}, who first discovered the island in 1534.
*Chalmersville: Andrew Chalmers, Minister of Internal Affairs, 1783–1789.
*Evalria: ''eșan falseria'', i.e. the three obelisks built at the behest of Rovuan the Conqueror.
*Janval: disputed.
#Corruption of ''janhal'', "hill country".
#Dervied from ''Șin {{W|Valais|Wallis}}'' (New Valais).
#Corruption of ''Jaronhal'', "place of [the] Jarron [river]".
*Kalúen: from the homonymous river, itself probably derived from ''kailia-lun'', "flatland of the quails"
*Lág: dervied from the ancient pre-colonial kingdom of Lág, in turn derived from the name of the tribe that established it; this name was in turn derived from ''flagia'', "the tribe of the flatlands".
*New Kerry: popular name for the territory by its inhabitans, as the landscape resembled that of {{W|County Kerry}} in Ireland; it was officially acknowledged for the first time by Edward Clanachan, one of the signatories of the 1778 Kalșerian Delcaration of Independence.
*New Lothian: unofficial name given to the territory by {{W|Scotland|Scottish}} immigrants; it was made official in 1794, with the Carnafarry Statute.
*Quincollia: from ''quinque colles'', Latin for "five hills".
*San Rafael: from the Cathedral of Saint Raphael in Loskaf, named this way because it allegedly held its first mass on October 24, 1545.
*Tigupoke: {{W|Miꞌkmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''tgupoq'', "bubbling spring".
*Takalim: ''takhaliem'', "mountain of the limestone place".
*Urgel: ''urigiahal'', "place of the young tribe".

===Nicknames===
*Cape Sundervale: ''The Little Big Canton''
*Cartier Island: ''The Ocean Canton''
*Chalmersville: ''The Gulf Canton''
*Evalria: ''The One and Only'' (official), ''The Kremlin Canton''
*Janval: ''The Volunteer Canton'' (official), ''The Cheese Canton''
*Kalúen: ''The Great Plains Canton'' (official), ''The Night Life Canton''
*Lág: ''The Grassland Canton''
*New Kerry: ''The Emerald Canton''
*New Lothian: ''The Land of Wonder''
*San Rafael: ''The Pleiades Canton''
*Tigupoke: ''The Simple Life Canton''
*Takalim: ''The Limestone Canton''
*Urgel: ''The Three Waters Canton''

Quincollia has yet to adopt a nickname.

==Kalșerian car brands==
===Active===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Company !! Founded !! Founder !! Headquarters !! CEO !! Types of vehicles !! Parent company
|-
| Wilheimer|| 1899 || John F. Wilheimer I || [[Westphalia, Lág|Westphalia, LG]] || Ryan Wilheimer (since 2017) || {{W|Mid-size car|Mid-size}}, {{W|Compact car|compact}} and {{W|subcompact car}}s || [[WilMeck Inc.]]
|-
| Cassini Motors || 1946 || Aurelio Cassini || [[Siena, Takalim|Siena, TK]] || James O'Feeney || {{W|Sports car}}s || WilMeck, Inc. (17.8%)
|-
| Mecklenburger Trucks || 1919 || J. Edward Schwarzkopf || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || Iákomus Ólorsi || {{W|Bus}}es, {{W|minibus}}es, {{W|multi-stop truck}}s, {{W|pickup truck}}s, {{W|tow truck}}s and {{W|van}}s || WilMeck Inc.
|-
| Preston Motors || 1900 || Thomas P. Preston || [[New Smyrna, Takalim|New Smyrna, TK]] || Steve Yeats || {{W|Full-size car}}s, {{W|limousine}}s || WilMeck Inc.
|-
| [[Rinascita Motor Company]] || 2018 || Joseph McIntyre || [[Aduomka, New Lothian|Aduomka, NL]] || Dave Hankel || {{W|Electric vehicle|Electric}} {{W|compact car}}s, {{W|subcompact car}}s and {{W|Roadster (automobile)|roadsters}} || McIntyre Investment Group
|-
| [[Bykerk Auto Works]] || 1997 || Steve Bykerk || [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone, TK]] || Steve Bykerk || {{W|Sports car}}s and {{W|supercar}}s || Independent
|-
| Rodeo Beach Cars || 1966 || Rolandus Iengi || [[Allentown, Kalúen|Allentown, KL]] || Teodora Iengi || {{W|Dune buggy|Dune buggies}}, custom cars || Independent
|-
| [[Calanserica Motor Group]] || 1936 || Government of Kalșeri || [[Aitkenville, Lág|Aitkenville, LG]] || Pete Fabbri || Full-size, mid-size and compact cars, SUVs, pickup trucks || Government of Kalșeri (1936–1991) Independent (1991–2010) Green Hills Capital (2010–present)
|-
| Stag || 1904 || Edward Stanley Hart || Aitkenville, LG || Sherman Johnstone || Full-size and mid-size cars || Calanserica Motor Group
|-
| Alwyn || 1902 || Joseph Alwyn || Aitkenville, LG || Patricia Watt || Mid-size, compact and subcompact cars || Calanserica Motor Group
|-
| Knight || 1919 || Edmond Quigley || [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || Jon Sturridge || Full-size cars and SUVs || Calanserica Motor Group
|-
| Lowden || 1926 || William Knotts || [[Geeseekulkoo, New Lothian|Geeseekulkoo, LN]] || Doug DeLuigi || Pick-up trucks || Calanserica Motor Group
|-
| Urigi || 1913 || Demostenes Urigi || [[Ebsdorf, Janval|Ebsdorf, JV]] || Tom May || Trucks and trolleybuses || Independent
|}

Calanserica Motor Group: founded by the Government to inject new life into struggling brands and bring order in the wild market. Privatized in 1991 by the Garner Government, avoided bankruptcy with an acquisition by Green Hills Capital in 2010.

===Defunct===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Company !! Founded !! Founder !! Headquarters !! Last CEO !! Types of vehicles !! Parent company !! Folded !! Fate
|-
| [[Griston-Hazelton Cars]] || 1901 || Gideon Griston and Richard Hazelton || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || Joseph McIntyre || Compact cars {{W|Rebadging|Rebadged}} {{W|Opel}} cars || {{W|General Motors}} (1947–2006) || 2006 || Brand retired in favor of Opel
|-
| Sagitta Motors || 1913 || Hugh DenUyl || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || Roger Dodd || Full-size cars || Independent || 1975 || Acquired by Preston Motors
|-
| Cortés || 1906 || Robert Phibbs || [[Sappejahamick, Evalria|Sappejahamick, EV]] || Carl Phibbs || Full-size cars || Independent (1906–1936) Calanserica Motor Groups (1936–1937) || 1937 || Brand retired in favor of Stag
|-
| Wylie || 1911 || J. Ernest Wylie || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill, TG]] || J. Ernest Wylie || Full-size cars || Independent (1911–1936) Calanserica Motor Groups (1936–1943) || 1943 || Brand retired in favor of Stag
|-
| Spada Motors || 1910 || Antonino Spada Sr. || [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire, EV]] || Antonino Spada Jr. || Compact cars || Independent (1910–1936) Calanserica Motor Groups (1936–1951) || 1951 || Brand retired in favor of Alwyn
|-
| Mountaineer Trucks || 1918 || Gideon McCulloch || [[Eustace, Quincollia|Eustace, QN]] || Gideon McCulloch || Pickup trucks, buses || Independent (1918–1936) Calanserica Motor Groups (1936–1941) || 1941 || Brand retired in favor of Lowden
|}

==Kalșerian universities==
===Multi-cantonal===
The following universities have at least one campus in several cantons.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Headquarters !! Founded !! Language !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[Finisterra University]] || [[Land's End, Kalúen]] [[Finisterra, Tigupoke]] || 1821 || English Kalhan || Private || [[Church of Kalșeri]] || General interest || [[Finisterra Seafarers|Seafarers]] || {{Color box|#e60000}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}}
|-
| [[Italian University of Kalșeri]] || [[Siena, Takalim]] [[Piombino, Lág]] || 1916 || English Italian || Private || Catholic || General interest || [[ItalKal Gladiators|Gladiators]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#169F5D}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#D6414C}}
|}

===Cape Sundervale===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Headquarters !! Founded !! Language !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[Sundronian University]] || [[Kingsport, Cape Sundervale]] || 1795 || English || Public || Anglican || General interest || [[Sundronian Crimson|Crimson]] || {{Color box|#8E354D}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Cape Sundervale Cantonal University]] || [[Lily, Cape Sundervale]] || 1858 || English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Cape Sundervale Golden Eagles|Golden Eagles]] || {{Color box|#FFD200}} {{Color box|#A90E89}}
|-
| [[Polytechnic University of Cape Sundervale]] || [[Holbrook, Cape Sundervale]] || 1933 || English || Public || Nonsectarian || {{W|Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics}} || [[Cape Sundervale Poly Bobcats|Bobcats]] || {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Kingsport || [[Kingsport, Cape Sundervale]] || 1993 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Kingsport Bolts|Bolts]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|}

===Cartier Island===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Headquarters !! Founded !! Language !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[University of Cartier Island]] || [[Henriville, Cartier Island]] || 1803 || French English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Cartier Island Dukes|Dukes]] (''Ducs'') || {{Color box|#182A42}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Augé University]] || [[Plage-Royale, Cartier Island]] || 1829 || French || Private || Catholic || Liberal arts || [[Augé Cyclones|Cyclones]] || {{Color box|#7DB2FA}} {{Color box|#8E354D}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Cartier Island Institute of Technology]] || [[Plage-Royale, Cartier Island]] || 1835 || French English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics || [[CI Tech Peregrines|Peregrines]] (''Pèlerins'') || {{Color box|#1E683F}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#937E24}}
|-
| [[North Cartier Island University]] || [[Dax, Cartier Island]] || 1846 || French || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[North Cartier Island Lancers|Lancers]] (''Lanciers'') || {{Color box|#c00}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Henriville || Henriville, Cartier Island || 1857 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Henriville Wolfpack|Wolfpack]] (''Meute'') || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Forster University]] || [[Baie-de-Chanvel, Cartier Island]] || 1879 || English French || Private || Anglican || General interest || [[Forster Hedgehogs|Hedgehogs]] (''Hérissons'') || {{Color box|#FF5500}}
|-
| [[New Alderney University]] || [[Pinède, Cartier Island]] || 1902 || French English Kalhan || Private || [[Church of Kalșeri]] || General interest || [[New Alderney Barons|Barons]] || {{Color box|#29548E}} {{Color box|#FFD200}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|}

===Chalmersville===
+ University of Chalmersville (Raiders) 
+ CoK (Rams) 
+ Catholic 
+ STEM 
+ Liberal arts 
+ Protestant 
+ Kalhan National University at Norwich

===Evalria===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Location !! Founded !! Language !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[University of Evalria]] || [[Sappejahamick, Evalria]] || 1769 || English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Evalria Cosmos|Cosmos]] || {{Color box|#CE3244}} {{Color box|#FFE156}}
|-
| [[National University of New Leeds]] || [[Hampshire, Evalria]] || 1783 || English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[New Leeds Blue Hounds|Blue Hounds]] || {{Color box|#18A6E1}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Pan-Evalrian University]] || [[Hampshire, Evalria]] || 1791 || English || Private || Anglican || Liberal arts || [[Pan-Evalrian Lionhearts|Lionhearts]] || {{Color box|#3399ff}} {{Color box|#ff0000}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Sellers-Casey University]] || [[Tașarél, Evalria]] || 1823 || English || Private || Nonsectarian || Economics and mathematics || [[Sellers-Casey Suns|Suns]] || {{Color box|#FFDD00}} {{Color box|#0052cc}}
|-
| [[St. Mary's College of Evalria]] || [[Maryshill, Evalria]] || 1831 || English || Private || Catholic || Liberal arts || [[St. Mary Br'ers|Br'ers]] || {{Color box|#B41A47}}
|-
| [[University of Western Evalria]] || [[Uslar, Evalria]] || 1839 || English || Private || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Western Evalria Riverhawks|Riverhawks]] || {{Color box|#293B62}} {{Color box|#939393}} {{Color box|#B41A22}}
|-
| [[Gilpin University]] || Hampshire, Evalria || 1844 || Kalhan || Private || [[Church of Kalșeri]] || Liberal arts || [[Gilpin Dragons|Dragons]] || {{Color box|#CF3C44}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Evalrian Academy of Beautiful Arts]] || [[Sappejahamick, Evalria]] || 1856 || English Kalhan || Private || Nonsectarian || {{W|Visual arts|Visual}} and {{W|performing arts}} || - || {{Color box|#e68a00}} {{Color box|#000}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Evanstown || [[Evanstown, Evalria]] || 1857 || Kalhan || Private || Catholic || Liberal arts || [[KNU Evanstown Hornets|Hornets]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Evalria Institute of Technology]] || [[Gwastatir, Evalria]] || 1881 || English Kalhan || Private || Nonsectarian || Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics || [[Evalria Tech Titans|Titans]] || {{Color box|#00AE4F}} {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Pontifical University of Evalria]] || [[Maryshill, Evalria]] || 1893 || English Kalhan || Private {{W|Pontifical university|pontifical}} || Catholic || Liberal arts || - || {{Color box|#3EC5FA}} {{Color box|#932F2E}}
|}

===Janval===
+ University of Janval (Devils) 
+ CoK (Hillstars) 
+ Catholic (Javvers) 
+ STEM (Coyotes) 
+ Liberal arts 
+ Bremen 
+ Gulfport 
+ North Janval 
+ Baptist 
+ Northern Development 
+ Agricultural School 
+ German-backed 
+ Kalhan National University at Calvary Hill 
+ Kalhan National University at Hutchinson (Éfongia) 
+ Kalhan National University at Gulfport 
+ Kalhan National University at Bremen

===Kalúen===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Location !! Founded !! Language !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Percy || [[Percy, Kalúen]] || 1777 || English Kalúen || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Kalúen Rovers|Rovers]] || {{Color box|#1FB763}} {{Color box|#1277B2}}
|-
| [[Rosby Bay University]] || [[Rosby, Kalúen]] || 1794 || English Kalúen || Private || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Rosby Bay Panthers|Panthers]] || {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}}
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Goldshore || [[Goldshore, Kalúen]] || 1819 || English || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UKal Goldshore Bears|Bears]] || {{Color box|#009933}} {{Color box|#e60000}}
|-
| [[Nelson University]] || [[Stevesland, Kalúen]] || 1836 || English || Private || [[Church of Kalșeri]] || General interest || [[Nelson Wildcats|Wildcats]] || {{Color box|#C99632}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}}
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Hayworthsville || [[Hayworthsville, Kalúen]] || 1841 || English Kalúen || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Hayworthsville Spartans|Spartans]] || {{Color box|#1FB763}} {{Color box|#1277B2}}
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Maidstone || [[Maidstone, Kalúen]] || 1848 || English Kalúen || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UKal Maidstone Minutemen|Minutemen]] || {{Color box|#1FB763}} {{Color box|#1277B2}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Falșak || [[Falșak, Kalúen]] || 1857 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Falșak Aardvarks|Aardvarks]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Percy || Percy, Kalúen || 1857 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Percy Bullfrogs|Bullfrogs]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Goldshore || Goldshore, Kalúen || 1857 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Goldshore Owls|Owls]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Watermill || [[Watermill, Kalúen]] || 1857 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Watermill Stunners|Stunners]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Sayooville University]] || [[Sayooville, Kalúen]] || 1858 || English || Private || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Sayooville Wranglers|Wranglers]] || {{Color box|#1E1B6D}} {{Color box|#A97B27}}
|-
| [[Watkins University]] || [[Hayworthsville, Kalúen]] || 1861 || English || Private || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Watkins Gauchos and Lady Gauchos|Gauchos and Lady Gauchos]] || {{Color box|#0066ff}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Chester || [[Chester, Kalúen]] || 1866 || English Kalúen || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UKal Chester Tritons|Tritons]] || {{Color box|#1FB763}} {{Color box|#1277B2}}
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Pritchard || [[Pritchard, Kalúen]] || 1873 || English Kalúen || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UKal Pritchard Marauders|Marauders]] || {{Color box|#1FB763}} {{Color box|#1277B2}}
|-
| [[Kalúen Polytechnic University]] || [[Maidstone, Kalúen]] || 1885 || English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics || [[Kalúen Poly Gophers|Gophers]] || {{Color box|#D4000B}} {{Color box|#000}}
|-
| [[Daugherty Agrarian College]] || [[Maidstone, Kalúen]] || 1952 || English || Private || Nonsectarian || Agriculture, biology || [[Daugherty Cowboys and Cowgirls|Cowboys and Cowgirls]] || {{Color box|#32621A}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|}

+ Thyssen (Lutheran) 
+ Barlow (Baptist) 
+ Kalhan National University at Falșak 
+ Kalhan National University at Percy 
+ Kalhan National University at Goldshore 
+ Kalhan National University at Watermill 
+ Eastern Kalúen Rural Development College (Hunter, Edo County, KL)
+ Western Kalúen Rural Development College (Preston, Roniem Beach County, KL)

===Lág===
+ University of Lág-Branbury (Hurricanes) 
+ University of Lág-Rișen (Flatlanders) 
+ University of Lág-Piombino (Green Knights) 
+ University of Lág-Emin (Mean Grean) 
+ University of Lág-Cavantown (Elks) 
+ University of Lág-Clovis 
+ Northern Lág College (Symington) 
+ Lágan Atlantic University (Stonebridge) 
+ Catholic (north) 
+ Catholic (south) 
+ CoK 
+ Lutheran 
+ Agrarian 
+ STEM 
+ Affordable university in the Belt 
+ Kalhan National University at Westphalia

===New Kerry===
+ UoNK Carnafarry (Blue Jays) 
+ UoNK Treetoor (Panthers) 
+ UoNK Achill County 
+ Catholic 
+ CoK 
+ Anglican 
+ Kalhan National University at Carnafarry 
+ Agrarian 
+ STEM 
+ Finleyton 
+ Treetoor 
+ Cranston
+ Pontifical university

===New Lothian===
+ UoLN Hartleyville (Skyblues) 
+ UoLN Nuiarél (Warriors) 
+ UoLN Varșvai (Hares) 
+ CoK 
+ Catholic 
+ Agrarian 
+ STEM 
+ Kalhan National University at Hartleyville 
+ Bayside University (Garry, LN)

===Quincollia===
+ UoQ (Mountaineers) 
+ CoK (New Cromartyshire) 
+ Catholic 
+ Baptist 
+ Agrarian 
+ STEM 
+ Kalhan National University at Vemín

===San Rafael===
+ UoSR Las Encinas (Snow Leopards) 
+ UoSR Loskaf (Blue Wave) 
+ CoK 
+ Catholic 
+ Baptist 
+ Agrarian 
+ STEM 
+ Kalhan National University at Entre Colinas 
+ Kalhan National University at Cecilton 
+ Jardines

===Takalim===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Location !! Founded !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[University of Takalim]] at Lennoxton || [[Lennoxton, Takalim]] || 1779 || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Takalim Tigers|Tigers]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[University of Takalim]] at Siena || [[Siena, Takalim]] || 1803 || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UTak Siena Roosters|Roosters]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[University of Takalim]] at Folkestone || [[Folkestone, Takalim]] || 1803 || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UTak Folkestone Bison|Bison]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[University of Takalim]] at Quaint || [[Quaint, Takalim]] || 1832 || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UTak Quaint Knights|Knights]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[Takalese Rural College System]] || [[Murphyville, Takalim]] [[Folkestone, Takalim]] || 1857 || Private || Nonsectarian || Agriculture, biology || [[TRCS Bulls]] || {{Color box|#38bd54}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}}
|-
| [[University of Takalim]] at Hot Springs || [[Hot Springs, Takalim]] || 1879 || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UTak Hot Springs Chiefs|Chiefs]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[Polytechnic School of Takalim]] || Lennoxton, Takalim || 1895 || Public || Nonsectarian || Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics || [[Takalim Poly Badgers|Badgers]] || {{Color box|#E12416}} {{Color box|#242957}}
|}

+ [[Church of Kalșeri]] Lennoxton, Almeria, Sherwin 
+ Lutheran 
+ Gannville 
+ Mount Takal University (Ryderton) 
+ Addison 
+ Catholic 
+ Inverness 
+ Kalhan National University at Babbidgeville 
+ Kalhan National University at Sawmills 
+ Kalhan National University at Folkestone 

===Tigupoke===
+ UTig Cowhill (Rustlers) 
+ UTig Cape Scorpion (Cougars) 
+ CoK (Forsyth County) 
+ Catholic 
+ Baptist 
+ Agrarian+STEM 
+ Kalhan National University at Cowhill 
+ Cape Scorpion

===Urgel===
+ UoUR St. Adrian (Red Lions) 
+ UoUR Whiteriver 
+ UoUR Bournemouth 
+ UoUR New Sparta 
+ UoUR Caesarea 
+ CoK Haverton 
+ CoK Breckinridge 
+ Catholic 
+ Baptist 
+ Agrarian+STEM 
+ Kalhan National University at St. Adrian 
+ Kalhan National University at Mendie 
+ Kalhan National University at Ipswich 
+ Exeter

===Conferences===
*Capital Conference (Sundronian, UoCI, UChalm, UoEV, New Leeds, UJ, UKal-Percy, ULG-Branbury, UoNK-Carns, UoLN-Harts, UQ, USR-Las Encinas, UTak-Lex, Tak Poly, UTig-Cowhill, Urgel-St. Adrian)
*North Kalhan league (add non-KNU Kalhan-speaking universities)
*South Kalhan league (add non-KNU Kalhan-speaking universities)
*North (CI, CS, NK)
*Takalim
*Central (EV, LG, CH)
*SR, UR
*LN, QN, Eastern Kalúen
*Western Kalúen, JV, TG
*Conference for fancy private colleges
*Catholic conference
*Church of Kalșeri

NCAA equivalent: seeded 64-team tournament for each discipline

Disciplines:
*association football
*baseball (men)
*basketball
*gridiron football
*ice hockey
*martial arts
*rowing
*softball (women)
*swimming and diving
*tennis
*track and field
*volleyball
*wrestling (men)

==Kalșerian order of precedence==
#The [[President of Kalșeri|President]] ([[Jim Babich]])
#The [[Vice President of Kalșeri|Vice President]] ([[Maia Filisi]])
#Former Presidents, in order of election:
##[[Phil Garner]] (1989–1999)
##[[Alejandra Ríos Soriano]] (1999–2004)
##[[Robert Havlichek]] (2004–2009)
##[[Sebastianus Linș]] (2009–2014)
##[[Maksimilianus Ureska]] (2014–2021)
#The High Summoner ([[Diego Y. Morelos]])
#The President of the [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senate]] ([[Lisa Smithson]])
#The President pro tempore of the Senate ([[Filippus Narasi]])
#Former High Summoners, in order of appointment
##[[Pete Garnier]] (1982–1987)
##[[Thomas Bachmann]] (1987–1992)
##[[Dave Robbins]] (1992–1997)
##[[Quentin Cosworth]] (1997–2007)
##[[John Y. Kegg]] (2007–2012)
##[[Cassandra Newell]] (2012–2020)
#Perpetual High Councillors who are not former Presidents
#Members of the Presidential Cabinet
#The Chief Justice of Kalșeri ([[Thomas Haufer]])
#Associate justices of the Supreme Court of Kalșeri, in order of appointment
#Retired chief justices
#Retired associate justices of the Supreme Court
#Senators
#[[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|Representatives]]
#Ambassadors to and from Kalșeri
#Governors of cantons
#Former governors
#Members of the cantonal legislature
#Mayors
#Former mayors
#Members of the municipal legislature

User:Symposium/Tales from Kalseri

2026-09-04T11:59:19Z

Symposium: /* The ice hockey team owned by an ethnic nationalist */

Quirky stories about Kalșeri and its society.

==Taking shoes off at home==
It is a known fact that in some cultures, {{W|Tradition of removing shoes in home|taking shoes off}} in the home is customary. Is doing so the norm in Kalșeri?

Answer: ''depends''. In Kalșeri, taking shoes off is a gesture of trust towards the owner of the house; this derives from the custom of ancient warriors to remove their armor in environments they deemed safe enough to bar any sudden attack, allowing them to rest.

People normally do it when entering their own hose or a relative's house, and sometimes when staying at a close friend's house. However, this does not usually happen for stays lasting less than thirty minutes or visits to a generic friend's, coworker's or the employer's house.

It is also possible that Kalșerians take their shoes off when entering a house regardless of familial context. Some owners may ask guests to remove their shoes before entering, while others might not mind the guests entering their house with shoes still on. When in doubt, it's always a good idea to ask the owner.

==In cervisia veritas==
In 1906, the [[Hayworthsville, Kalúen]] Police Department was dealing with a murder case: Rufus J. Edswood, the owner of the local bank, was killed with a rake. All the clues were leading up to Eldon Shiggs, a farmer.

Shiggs was apprehended by the police: once questioning had started, he noticed that a half pint of beer was on the table. The police had placed it beforehand, as the result of a bet between policemen, who were convinced that if ''{{W|in vino veritas}}'' corresponded to the truth, then beer would likewise help the police discover the truth. He drank it at the behest of the officer. Once questioning had been resumed, the officers noticed that Shiggs was indeed more willing to tell the truth; half an hour of talking later, they gave him another glass of beer, which he happily drank. This went on for about five glasses of beer in total; at the sixth round of interrogation, the suspect confessed: he had indeed murdered Edswood.

The bet paid off. Soon after the success and the publicity surrounding it, Hayworthsville made offering a half pint of beer during police questionings official. By 1912, this custom was spread to every police department in Kalúen. However, officers started to complain about the amount of beer they had to buy and the increasing number of suspects who got in trouble with the law just to drink free beer; for those reasons, the law was changed to restrict the offer of the beverage to cases deemed serious. Another side effect that appeared was that suspects suffering from {{W|Coeliac disease|celiac disease}} did not feel well enough to continue the interrogation; thus, wine was introduced as an alternative to beer, so that people with said disease could request wine instead of beer.

The perfected method was extended to all of Kalșeri, and was kept as a nationwide law until 1981, when the Berschleider administration declared such expenses "unwarranted". Since then, some municipalities abolished the practice, while other towns, most often rural ones, have kept it, sometimes changing the beer to a cheap brand, as to deter loafers from clogging the queue at the police department.

==A fair house in Robert E. Lee==
No, it's not Tales from Kalșeri pulling a prank: [[New Lothian]] hosts – err, used to host – a municipality called [[Floyd, New Lothian|Robert E. Lee]]! The settlement was originally known as ''Eigmin'', but the name was changed for two reasons:
#there was already a municipality called [[Emin, Lág|Eigmin]], and
#the effects of the {{W|American Civil War}} made several thousands of {{W|Confederate States of America|Confederate}} citizens leave their homeland and settle in Kalșeri, especially in New Lothian.
These two factors contributed to Eigmin being rechristened ''Robert E. Lee'', in honor of {{W|Robert E. Lee|the Commander}}.

[[Ioen Rovuan]] banned foreign names for municipalities, changing the name of the municipality to ''Ienuvionrél'' between 1932 and 1934, after [[Tomas Ienuvion]], but once [[Ignașus Holbek]] revoked the ban, the town resumed its quirky name. Unsurprisingly, many of the people of Robert E. Lee, descendants of some of the ''Konfederasióngia'' who settled in Kalșeri, took pride in the name of the place they live in.

Similarly, another municipality in New Lothian was called [[Brown, New Lothian|Stonewall]], in honor of {{W|Stonewall Jackson}}; much of the population of Stonewall also descends from the Confederate expats.

The names caused controversy during the 2010's, and several petitions to rename the towns were created; some reached their signature threshold quicker than others, but their presence alone was enough to spark a hot debate on a cantonal and national level. New Lothian Governor [[Henry McIntyre]] said that he would look into the petitions and take action from there. After the New Lothian House of Representatives passed a resolution that would ban place names, statues and "other public projects" specifically honoring the Confederacy, [[2020 Hartleyville protest|a protest]] took place in [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville]], in which three people died as a result of conflicts between activists affiliated to the Black Lives Matter movement and white protesters claiming to be members of the [[Kalșerian Movement for Action|Movement for Action]].

Among the effects brought on by the act, Stonewall and Robert E. Lee were renamed "{{W|Shooting of Michael Brown|Brown}}" and "{{W|Killing of George Floyd|Floyd}}" respectively, officially after Governor Aeneas Brown (1812–1889) and Senator John Richard Floyd (1909–1988), although it is clear who else is honored; another effect of the act is the removal of all obelisks commemorating the fallen Confederate soldiers in northern New Lothian and {{W|P. G. T. Beauregard|Beauregard}} Boulevard in Hartleyville being renamed "Concordia Boulevard".

==Naming quandaries==
The only nationwide naming bill that has ever been passed in Kalșeri was an act in 1871, which banned "names that could cause offense or embarrassment", last names as first names and nicknames as full names. Individual cantons have since passed their own naming laws, with six of them signing the Naming Protocol of 1996, which expanded the ban to names "spelled in a way to cause difficulty to the bearer or to the public official", "overtly religious" names and "ultimately meaningless" names. An amendment to the Protocol was applied a year later, clarifying that foreign names were exempt from the ban.

The 1871 naming law was generally unknown to most people until 1913, when 23-year-old Jimmy Longsbrow from [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson]] was given the [[Kalșerian identity card|identity document]] with the name ''James''; when he pointed it out, he was told that his legal name had always been ''James'', rather than ''Jimmy'', due to the aforementioned 1871 law. His parents proceeded with a formal complaint to the civil registration office, ensuing a nationwide legal quarrel; their complaint was ultimately dismissed.

In 1922, the [[Bapkeegawatch, New Lothian|Bapkeegawatch Post]] reported that a baby boy was denied the name ''Cholmondeley'', allegedly because the pronunciation and the spelling were inconsistent, and also because the name was actually a last name.

During the latter half of the 20th century, the cases of rejected names increased, possibly due to the increased exposition to {{W|popular culture}}, such as ''{{W|Bonanza}}'' for a baby girl in 1962 and ''{{W|Marcus Welby, M.D.|Welby}}'' in 1975. In 1988, parent of two Jonathan LoRiccio from [[Rinnacade, New Kerry|Rinnacade]] launched a presidential campaign for the [[1989 Kalșerian presidential election|next election]]; his platform included the abolition of all naming laws in the country, after his applications to name his children ''Dweezil'', male, and ''Moon Unit'', female, as a homage to {{W|Frank Zappa}}, were rejected. He polled well below the top five candidates. LoRiccio announced that he would run again in [[1994 Kalșerian presidential election|1994]], with the same platform as the one for 1989, after being told that a friend of his could not name his son ''{{W|Judas Priest}}''; he withdrew before Election Day, thus not appearing in any ballot paper.

A peculiar name that was rejected in 1998 was ''Glaybson Davensley Humberto'', given to the son of second-generation Brazilian Kalșerians living in [[Stroughton, Lág|Stroughton, LG]]. Fulgencio Gonçalves Hasenkamp, the child's father, attempted to appeal the rejection, but then gave up and instead agreed to name his son Lúcio Humberto; he then founded the ''Committee for the Freedom of Naming'', which submits complaints to civil registration offices on behalf of parents who wanted to name their children in unusual names, such as ''Rage'' and ''Ravage'' in 2001, ''6ix'' in 2006, ''Slash'' in 2009, ''Godpraise Jedediah'' in 2013, the sibling set ''Brynleigh'', ''Jetzyn'' and ''Tapestry'' in 2017 and ''Ryleigh'', ''Bentlee'' and ''Jezra'' in 2019; of these names, only Slash was accepted as the result of an appeal. Hasenkamp would go on to run for President in [[2019 Kalșerian presidential election|2019]], receiving less than 0.5% of the votes.

==Founded in rivalry==
If you read the history of the towns of [[Calvary Hill, Janval|Calvary Hill]] and Moncarryton, both located in [[Janval]], you will notice that the founders of the city had something in common: Josiah and Augustus Mulbridge were brothers. In 1857, the town of Calvary Hill was founded on an unnamed hill, by Josiah Mulbridge. The brothers seemed to get along until it was time to elect a mayor; after a fight at a nearby bar, Augustus resigned from all the positions he held in Calvary Hill and created a settlement closer to the coast and called it "Mountcalvarytown", which became Moncarryton in 1927. The two brothers set up a smear campaign against each other's town which would go on for many years; one of the points of contention was which town was founded first: those who lived in Calvary Hill argued that their village was established first, while the inhabitants of Mountcalvarytown insisted that their settlement received the status of ''town'' first.

Josiah and Augustus would die in 1884 and 1889 respectively, but the fight would last for almost one more century. In 1978, as part of a local government reform in Janval, voters who lived in the two municipalities were asked whether the two towns should merge: in a hotly-debated campaign, the Yes votes slightly edged out the No votes, and the two municipalities became one, thus quelling more than a century of differences. The rivalry lives on in a friendly sports competition held every year in the municipality, to determine which town is "better".

==Why is there no DST in Kalșeri?==
The lack of {{W|daylight saving time}} in the world is mostly reserved to tropical countries, where the amount of sunlight would not justify its introduction. Some jurisdictions used to have DST, but then got rid of it. Kalșeri is notably the only developed country in the Western Hemisphere to have never adopted DST.

Why? It all began in 1919, when the Daylight Saving Time Act was introduced in the House of Representatives, as a means to improve business with foreign companies, to save energy and to reduce crime. The Act was approved by the House, but then it died in the Senate. Crucially, Kalșeri did not enter World War I – not officially, that is – and thus the need to conserve energy had not been as strong as it was in Europe or the United States.

In 1951, the House began discussing the second iteration of the Daylight Saving Time Act. The Liberals argued that it would bring more daylight in the summer and that the change would make Kalșeri "fit better in world trade", and the act had the backing of President [[Stevan Geasergi]]. What it lacked was popular support: several protests were reported in Evalria, Percy, Lennoxton, St. Adrian and other big cities, all featuring the slogan "Don't touch our clocks!". The bill was rejected 78–69, with the Social Cooperation Party being the driving force against the adoption of DST, citing insufficient evidence that it would actually help commerce.

The debate has lived on since then, and the Daylight Saving Time Act has been brought up six more times since the 1951 iteration (1958, 1973, 1989, 2006, 2013, 2019), but it is unclear whether Kalșeri will ever adopt DST, especially after a link between DST and health problems has surfaced.

==We Don't Need No Airport Expansion==
In 1996, the CEO of [[KalAirports|Kalșerian Airports]] highlighted that the capacity for the [[Ignașus Holbek Evalria International Airport|Evalria International Airport]] would run out by 2002. President [[Phil Garner]] tasked [[Minister of Infrastructure of Kalșeri|Minister of Infrastructure]] [[Neil Mansley]] to identify the doable ways to expand the airport; when it was consolidated that the most feasible options required the demolition of buildings in use, the Garner Cabinet abandoned the project. The ideas of promoting [[Evalria Branbury Airport|Evalria's second airport]] into an international airport or building a new one away from residential areas were deemed too costly.

The same warning was repeated in 1999, and this time, newly-elected President [[Alejandra Ríos Soriano]] decided to take action: under [[Stan Morgenbau]], Mansley's successor, the most cost-efficient plan was chosen. The side effect of the chosen plan was that a few buildings in the residential quarter of [[Grel, Evalria|Grel]] would have to be demolished. Ríos Soriano chose to go ahead with the expansion of the airport, ignoring the protest of the local authorities of Grel. The airport could now withstand more passenger traffic, but 350 people lost their homes; this caused a media uproar, from which the [[350-Eri]] would emerge. The far-left group would go on to kidnap Ríos Soriano and some of her ministers. Stan Morgenbau was murdered when his car was detonated, killing two bodyguards as well.

The political consequences of the controversy were that 12 Representatives left the Liberal Democratic Party, the Blues lost control of the House in [[2002 Kalșerian House of Representatives election|2002]] and their presidential candidate, [[George Wellkiss]], [[2004 Kalșerian presidential election|lost to]] [[Robert Havlichek]]. To de-escalate the situation, Havlichek financially compensated the evacuees and set up a small neighborhood in the city out of abandoned lots. The Transportation Expansion Act was subsequently passed in 2006, to prevent such controversies in the future.

==One name, two entities==
It is a well-established fact, but still a hotly-contested one, that [[Evalria]] is the capital city of Kalșeri. With a million and a half inhabitants, the city, which is also its own canton, does what capital cities usually do.

Nothing special comes to mind, until we look at some older maps of the city: there's a small area in the inner part of the city that is colored, or otherwise differently labeled from the rest of the city, which includes the area around [[Evalria Museum of Modern Art|Ganner Building]], former residence of the Governor of the British Province of Callen. Officially called ''Town of Evalria'', this area is usually referred to as ''Ganner's Quarter''.

The small area was established in 1717, in an effort to protect Ganner Building and its workers from outside crime, in what was then called ''New Leeds''. After Kalșeri achieved its independence, the Town of New Leeds was renamed "Town of Evalria", but it was still separated from the City. The Town's existence became increasingly irrelevant as the City grew, but its rights to appoint the Lord Mayor of Evalria and elect its own legislative assembly, the Thing of the Quarter, were kept intact; other benefits of whoever resided in the Town included priority in a number of services, such as public transportation and health care.

The Town of Evalria would cease to exist in 1996, when the law establishing the Town of Evalria was repealed by the City's [[Chamber of Aldermen of Evalria|Chamber of Aldermen]] around the same time the Thing of the Quarter approved a motion allowing the dissolution of the Town; among the driving factors of the dissolution were administrative and political irrelevance, as both the Thing and the Lord Mayor had lost their purpose and power, and did little more than perform ceremonial tasks, and the aforementioned benefits were either repealed or ignored throughout the years. The Town lives on through its own street signs and the iconic green and yellow tiles and posts that once defined the boundaries of the Town.

==Hiding in plain sight==
{{W|Area 51}} is among the most well known places in the world, despite – or due to – its outstanding secrecy. The US is far from the only place to have such secret places; among the countries with such geographical quirks is Kalșeri.

Until 2006, the Rosby Bay Military Aviation Complex (RBMAC, or "Arby Mac" for the locals; ICAO: '''BAXX'''), situated about 20 km (12 mi) northeast of [[Rosby, Kalúen|Rosby, KL]] was one such place. Built in 1959 by the Kalșerian Air Force, the Ministry of Defense, the Defense Agency, the Air Force and every other agency representing the State was legally banned from talking about it; those who worked at the Complex were also affected by the gag order.

Despite the lack of official coordinates for the RBMAC, some of its buildings could be seen from Highway 4, and it had its own dedicated exit, called ''Facilities'': about a hundred "unauthorized subjects" entered the one-kilometer buffer zone surrounding the Complex, and all of them faced severe penal repercussions for trespassing. The RBMAC was so secretive that not even the President was allowed to visit it without explicit authorization from the Air Force. If a visitor were to enter the ICAO code of the place in the KalAirports website, the page would tell them that the code was in use, but, unlike any other airport, it only gave the canton in which this code was used; coordinates, name and all other data were hidden.

Due to the highly secretive nature of the RBMAC, many conspiracy theories speculated that the site was used to test BoixRossell {{W|Heavy bomber|heavy}} {{W|strategic bomber}}s, {{W|nuclear weapon}}s or even store {{W|Unidentified flying object|UFO}}s and aliens. Some residents in the area recall seeing unusual aircraft fly above their heads.

The documents relating to the Complex were declassified in 2006, and the gag order was also lifted. Since then, several tour operators organized trips around the Complex with the authorization of the Ministry of Defense and the Air Force.

==Eugène Fabron, the ''Major'' of Cartier Island==
When we think of controversial politicians, we don't usually mention governors of a subdivision of a country, and chances are that Kalșeri is no exception. However, once we ask someone from [[Cartier Island]] to mention a famous Governor, the answer is pretty much unanimous: '''Eugène Fabron''' (1878–1955), President of the Cantonal Council from 1924 to 1955. ''Mon Major'' to some, ''le Grand Intimidateur'' to others, Fabron is among the best-known cantonal governors in Kalșeri and the rest of the world.

Born in 1878 in [[Nouvelle-Besançon, Cartier Island|Nouvelle-Besançon]] to a cobbler and a teacher, Fabron was raised by a deeply Catholic family, which would influence his way of thinking. According to his memoirs, he was planning to become a priest before being drafted in 1899. After being relieved of active duty five years later, {{W|Major}} Fabron moved to Henriville and started his political career with the Christian Democrats. There, he rose up the ranks to become the cantonal secretary of the party.

In the 1924 gubernatorial election, Fabron used his Christian rhetoric to denounce incumbent Governor Romain Lécuyer (Kalhan Front) as "corrupt" and "morally incapable of leading this canton", winning with a 7% lead over Lécuyer. As Governor, Fabron greatly expanded the role of the Catholic Church in the cantonal education and health care systems, as well as the welfare state, to provide free health care to all working Cartierois. This meant that Cartier Island had an extremely low unemployment rate compared to the other cantons. He used health care to forcefully solve the 1927 general strike in Henriville by making it so that striking meant losing the free health care coverage.

A fundamental part of Fabron's policies was the establishment of a cantonal identity for Cartier Island: pious, hardworking and French. Among other far-reaching acts, he:
*introduced the ''Service Cantonal'', a form of hybrid civil-military {{W|conscription}} in which natural-born citizens aged 18 to 25 were sent to work for charitable organizations, the municipal fire brigade, the cantonal militia or the cantonal health care system;
*restricted all "non-essential" usage of English and Kalhan;
*imposed a 25% {{W|sin tax}} on alcohol, tobacco, firearms and gambling;
*abolished the cantonal Senate; and
*cut the wages of all canton-wide political officers in half.

Starting from 1936, accusations of anti-Semitism and electoral fraud started to be reported by the local media, which would impact his 1939 presidential campaign and force him to withdraw, essentially handing the nomination to Walter Tillson. Fabron would run for the highest office in Kalșeri again in 1949, but he was defeated in the primary elections.

In the latter half of his tenure, Fabron would start behaving erratically. He openly mused separation from Kalșeri and unification with {{W|Quebec}}, and started clashing with the internal opposition, especially with the Cartierois Resurrection Party, a political movement that opposed his big-state and confessional politics. Fabron tried to get the CRP banned, but the Supreme Court of Kalșeri threw the suit out of court, stating that "the opposition is an essential part of a functioning society".

Eugène Fabron was serving his eighth consecutive term when he died on January 28, 1955, at 76. He was succeeded by Lieutenant Governor Christophe Martin, who would go on to serve until 1960. While Martin was a fellow Christian Democrat, he made efforts to liberalize the Cartierois society, as would the succeeding governors Arnaud Cloutier, Aldéric Bret and Joe Harken, the first English-speaking Governor of Cartier Island.

Fabron's policies would go on to shape Cartier Island well after his death, and his legacy lives on. Although no longer mandatory since 1998, the ''Service Cantonal'' remains popular in the Canton. Élodie Fabron, his fourth granddaughter, served as Mayor of Henriville from 2004 to 2019 and as a member of the People's Assembly, the cantonal legislature, before being appointed Minister of Gender Equality by President [[Jim Babich]].

Due to his political positions and long tenure, Fabron has often been compared to {{W|Maurice Duplessis}}, Premier of Quebec from 1936 to 1939 and from 1944 to 1959.

==Two-five-what?!==
Battle of Hammond, 813 AD. The Lág Army, led by King Rovuan VII, is about to face the Eastern Kalúen tribe. This will enter the annals of history as Rovuan's first try at conquering the neighboring Kalúen. For this battle, Rovuan decides to use the same direct strategy that brought him victory against the fractured Așál tribes.

At first, the battle seems to be even, but a tactical blunder on th Lág side allows the Kaluonians to fend off the attack successfully. While the exact number of casualties is lost to history, Holtan Lérfuansi Ríșenfi, Rovuan's court historian, attests Kaluonian losses at about fifty, whereas the number of Lág soldiers killed in action was much higher: 254.

Embarrassed by the defeat and the subsequent cowardly retreat, Rovuan VII ordered Holtan and everyone else not to blemish his record by mentioning the number of dead Lág soldiers in what would become the worst loss in his military history, lest they faced a lengthy reprimand, and made it illegal for the number 254 to be uttered anywhere near him, with banishment from Evalria as a punishment.

The purported origin story is now mostly regarded as mythical, as there is little proof that King Rovuan VII actually ordered such a thing. A more plausible theory is that this aversion comes from the fact that this number was written as R-Ļ-Ç in Kalhan numerals, and the word ''raļaçi'' (''raiáș(i)'' in modern Kalhan) means "suffering; to suffer".

This ''diakosioipentekontatetraphobia'' persists in the Kalșerian public mind (moreso in Kalhan-speaking communities), and has a few tangible examples:
*Elements in a list will bear "euphemisms" such as 255-1, 253+1, 253.5, 253.99, 25X, or won't be marked at all.
*Kalșerians avoid performing any action or host any event at 02:54, 12:54, 22:54 and, to a lesser extent, 14:54 (2:54 PM), as they consider these times to bring bad luck. If you're an employee at a company where most of your coworkers are Ancestral Kalșerians, and you've wondered why your ''ralagia'' friends stop working for a minute around 3 PM, this is probably why.
*Prices for more expensive items will either stop at ħ253.95, or go over at ħ255.
*There is an obscure cantonal ordinance in Lág that prohibits "the utterance of the number 254 in sites related to Rovuan VII".
*At the start of the year, fans of the [[Lág Spors Club]] regularly burn a jersey bearing the cursed number for good luck. Fans of rival teams will sometimes chant "2-5-4" in an attempt to make Lág lose.

There is a quirk in the superstition, however: the number 25.4 is usually not "censored".

==The Odd One Out: the rise and fall of Invicta Evalria==
When it comes to Kalșerian association football, four clubs have won more than five national titles: Evalria Citizens, Olympia Takalim, Internacional Las Encinas and Tașarél Cavaliers. Some other clubs can say they're in the Firmament as well; that was the objective for a little-known club that suddenly found itself fighting for the Premier League title: '''Invicta Evalria'''.

Founded in 1999 by businessmen Drew Manley and John Antoniewicz, Invicta Evalria adopted a market strategy fundamentally different from that of the other clubs: it targeted free agents and those who chose not to extend their playing contract, promising all sorts of gifts to make the prospective players join, and focused on its talented young players from around the world.

After breezing through the cantonal leagues, Invicta Evalria reached and won the Gateway League 2 in 2002, succeeded by a convincing Gateway League 1 title, and then a victory of the Challenge League that sent sports newspapers in a collective state of ecstasy, writing about this minnow that rose through the ranks and became a Premier League team in the span of six seasons. When Invicta Evalria reached the Premier League in 2005, they were met with extreme curiosity by causal fans, but were also mocked by fans of other Evalrian clubs for seemingly having no fans.

3 September 2005. The scene is set at the 10,500-seater Aitkenville City Stadium. It is the fifty-ninth minute of Invicta Evalria-Lág SC, currently 1–0. KBC commentators Jim Ryman and Phil Grammatico notice something is amiss:
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'''Jim Ryman:''' [Hank] Floros approaching Eddy... Now, what is Floros doing there?! I don't know what Lág's mind game is, but it sure ain't working.
'''Phil Grammatico:''' Makes you wonder what Sam Grimble's doing.
'''Ryman:''' Oh! [Cary] Jenkins has come out of the left field and... No. Come on. That wasn't worthy of a penalty.
'''Grammatico:''' That was clearly simulated... The referee coming towards Jenkins and–a ''red'' card? No way!
'''Ryman:''' Oh, no, no, no. Something's rotten here. Lág ain't no title contenders, but no way in frozen Hell they'd make ''this'' many mistakes! You seeing this, Phil?
'''Grammatico:''' This is unbelievable! Surely I must be hallucinating.
'''Ryman:''' Words fail me.
'''Grammatico:''' I have never seen a game with so many mistakes.
'''Ryman:''' If I were a Lág fan, I'd be asking for a refund! And much more!
</poem>
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And indeed, Lág fans began to leave the stadium before the match was over; the final result would be 2–0. The following day, Ryman expressed his concerns that Invicta-Lág had been {{W|match fixing|fixed}} to the Kalșerian Association Football Federation. During the investigation, the KAFF found that:
*three players had their age reduced by ten years to seem more attractive to prospective buyers, thereby inflating their value, and their identity documents were forged to reflect their supposed age;
*no less than four matches of the last CL season had been fixed as to aid the meteoric "rise" of Invicta, paying referees and sometimes paying full teams to lose to Invicta;
*sales of Invicta Evalria players were massively inflated, as to make it seem that the club was making more money than it actually was;
*several "gifts" to newcomers had not been declared;
*the match against Lág had indeed been fixed.
These revelations echoed throughout the world: the story of the underdogs defeating all odds and coming close to winning the title soon changed into that of dishonesty and bribes. Further fueling these accusations was the fact that Drew Manley had previously been jailed for {{W|securities fraud}}.

Angered by the alleged invasion of privacy suffered by his club, Drew Manley sued the Federation, but lost. The KAFF was thus allowed to go ahead and enforce the punishment: Invicta Evalria were stripped of their seventh place and relegated to the Challenge League. The players whose age was faked were also banned from competing in all professional competitions sanctioned by the Federation, fourteenth-place Folkestone City were saved from relegation in the process, and Drew Manley and John Antoniewicz were banned from owning a soccer club operating under the KAFF.

Forced back into the Challenge League, Invicta Evalria still had some playing charm left, although almost all of their matches featured heckling. The performance took a hit when the disgraced owners were sent to jail for their crimes a year prior, but the club itself managed to avoid relegation, and would go on to play until Summer of 2008, when it declared bankruptcy. Since then, the exchange of players has been regulated more tightly, former convicts of fraud have been banned from owning a team operating under the KAFF, and higher degrees of financial transparency have been mandated by the Federation.

In 2015, Manley and Antoniewicz attempted to bypass the ownership ban by creating the National Football Association, a rival to the KAFF that operated more similarly to the American sports competitions. The NFBA finished two and a half seasons before folding due to insolvency.

==Kalsploitation==
If it's successful, it's bound to have at least some epigones, be it in an attempt to cash in on the latest trend, or for necessity. This fact of life rings even more true when you stumble upon Rían Dalgi (1925–2001), a Kalhan-speaking director and producer known for churning out a myriad of movies throughout his forty-year career. Most of his movies shared three traits: they were in Kalhan, they were cheap, and parts of them were suspiciously similar to popular foreign movies, which led to them becoming known as "Kalsploitation" movies.

How did this all start? The rise of Kalsploitation movies is attributed to three reasons:
#there was little demand to dub movies into Kalhan;
#the local cinema industry was tiny;
#the national and local governments were ready to give grants to anyone who planned to film in Kalșeri.

Dalgi founded the Dalgi Kínemakoní (DKK; "Dalgi Cinema Corporation") in 1959, and wasted no time in producing and directing movies "inspired" by other successful movies. The following are some of the more famous movies produced by Dalgi:
*''Deepest Blue'', 1966. A dorky and ambitious policeman is ordered to investigate the disappearance of Deepest Blue, a 350-carat sapphire belonging to the Lágan family.
*''Secret Agent No. 9'' (''Edienaugi Nau 9''), 1968. The titular KDA agent must thwart the plans of an evil company to build a weapon capable of destroying the world.
*''To The Moon and Beyond'' (''Lago ed elto''), 1970. Five astronauts are sent to the moon to determine whether humans can live there, but they soon meet an unlikely guest.
*''In the Scioni Years'' (''Scioni-iarnie''), 1974. The story of a young couple on their last year of high school in 1950s Percy.
*''Șunageri'', 1976. Former ''șunagi'' Natán Rosi, now a penniless alcoholic, takes revenge on the colleague who framed him for a crime he did not commit.
*''The Director'' (''Ralsagi''), 1979. A frustrated director – played by Rían Dalgi himself – cannot think of a good plot for his latest project, and ends up consulting with his friends and family, who all give wildly different suggestions.

While Dalgi's movies did have some moments of genuine charm, they were mostly known for their cheap effects, subpar acting, supposedly serious moments becoming a source of unintentional comedy, and improbable twists to otherwise formulaic stories. Initially liquidated in few words by critics, Dalgi's repertoire of narm and bathos achieved the status of "cult classic".

Of course, Dalgi was not the only person to churn out Kalsploitation movies, but he held the box-office monopoly on fiction-based Kalhan-language movies from the mid-1960s to the early 2000s. The end of this monopoly can be summed up in four key reasons:
#the rise of more "serious" Kalhan-language actors and directors as a countermeasure to Dalgi's quick-and-dirty movies;
#low-budget Dalgi-esque movies becoming the subject of an increasing social stigma and decreasing box office performance;
#Dalgi's death in 2001;
#Kalhan dubs of foreign movies becoming more common starting from the 1990s.

Dalgi's death prompted the rise of several "neo-Dalgist" directors who wish to preserve the legacy of Kalsploitation movies, often to cold acceptance from critics and the box office.

==The National Football Association, or: My own KAFF with blackjack and hookers==
Following the Invicta scandal, Drew Manley and John Antoniewicz were banned from owning a club operating in the Kalșerian Association Football Federation (KAFF), as the 2006 KAFF Statute added a rule that prevented people jailed for securities fraud at any point of their lives from taking part in the KAFF under non-playing capacities. Invicta Evalria was therefore sold to an Evalrian investor, before ceasing operations in 2008.

Manley and Antoniewicz's interest in the sport did not stop, though, and in 2015, they founded the National Football Association. While mostly similar to the KAFF, the newly-born NFBA quickly highlighted what set it apart from the rival federation:
*NFBA teams would be run more similarly to the various American sports organizations;
*a salary cap would be introduced;
*all teams would be playing in the same division;
*the title would be decided via an elimination tournament, rather than the traditional championship model used in the Premier League and elsewhere in the world;
*players would be allowed to choose a custom name on the back of their shirts;
*there would be no offside rule;
*the rules for unsportsmanlike conduct would be significantly relaxed;
*the golden goal would be re-introduced.

"A new idea of soccer" was the mantra used by the NFBA. Indeed, Drew Manley stated in the pre-match opening ceremony that the NFBA would be "the first piece of a puzzle that will span the entire globe" for his idea of the sports.

The twelve teams that participated in the first season of the NFBA were:
*Invicta Evalria, a revival of the club of the same name;
*the Kalúen Rockets;
*the Takalim Rangers (based in Folkestone);
*the St. Adrian Cyborgs;
*the Janval Salamanders (based in Bremen);
*the Lennoxton Groove;
*the San Rafael Werewolves (based in Loskaf);
*the New Lothian Thrashers (based in Geeseekulkoo);
*the New Kerry High Kings (based in Rinnacade);
*the Tigupoke Horsemen (based in Finisterra);
*the Vemín Cobras;
*the Chalmersville Neptune.

The NFBA soon reached a deal with JC Eldridge-owned XLNSports, in which the network would air the Final Four tournament live, as well as the opening game for the 2015 season. In the first season, the average attendance was 2,958, with a peak high of 5,104 in the opening match Takalim Rangers-Tigupoke Horsemen.

However, the attendance figures sharply decreased for the 2016 season, and XLNSports said that the number of spectators, live and on TV, was not enough to guarantee a renewal. Following the end of the deal, the NFBA had to resort to streaming its matches for free on YouTube, with bare-bones graphics and no commentators.

In the middle of the 2017 season, the NFBA announced that it would cease operations for the rest of the season due to lack of funding.

==The Williams Incident==
May 13, 1999. It's a cool Thursday night, which means that KBC is airing its flagship game show ''Risk!''. On that night, three people : in decreasing order of money won, they are Ernie Williams, an aspiring teacher from Clovis, Lág, with ħ36,000 in the bank; Phyllis Wexler, a tailor from Sayooville, Kalúen, who has won ħ19,000; and Julio Rodríguez, born in Jardines, San Rafael and living in Evalria, who managed to win ħ12,000. Wexler is performing rather poorly for a four-week champion, and Rodríguez has a nasty tendency to get tiny but important details wrong. Williams is confident that he will unseat that lady and become the new champion, as evidenced by his beaming smile.

It is the final round of the game. Under the rules of ''Risk!'', contestants are given the choice to double their winnings by answering a series of questions about a topic of their choosing in 60 seconds. With a potential win of ħ24,000, Rodríguez goes first. The questions he is given are about the club he roots for, Santa Cruz de Las Encinas, and while they may seem complicated to a casual spectator, he answers them all correctly with little hesitation. This all is for naught, though, because Wexler's knowledge of Lionel Richie's music nets her a ħ38,000 gain. It all comes down to Williams: will he be the one to interrupt Wexler's month-long reign as Champion?

The host, Robert Wellington, is reading the questions, all centered around President Enrik Gann, when a beep is heard across the studio. Wellington asks "I'm sorry, did I just hear a beep?" as the lights fade back in. After three security members pat down the contestants and search their cabins to check whether any of them had smuggled in "illegal devices", a discovery is made: a pager was hidden in Williams's cabin. Naturally, the question in the minds of the spectators is: "How on Earth did he almost get away with that?" Following a request of explanation by the host, Williams confesses that he had hidden it in his trousers, and took it out during the ad break while everyone was distracted.

"I'm not even angry, I am just... disappointed", says Wellington. "Why would you, an aspiring teacher and a man of great culture, do such a thing? What sorta role model were you hoping to be? What sortsa lessons were you hoping to teach kids? That cheating in game shows is OK?" Despite Williams pleading ignorance, the host disqualifies him on the spot, and rules that Phyllis Wexler is still Champion. The usual consolation prize of ħ5,000 is not given to Williams.

All major networks will end up implementing tougher pre-taping inspections to prevent such an event happening again. The ''Risk!'' set will also be redesigned a year later, to allow the host to see more clearly what the contestants are doing.

The Supreme Court of Lág will later rule that Williams's claim of the KBC actively preventing him from earning the title of Champion is unfounded.

==How'd You Say It? The pronunciation of borough names in Evalria==
Like all big cities, Evalria is divided into eight boroughs, which have some power over their own matters and, more importantly, names: Evanstown, Gwastatir, Hampshire, Maryshill, St. Joseph, Sappejahamick, Tașarél and Uslar. The pronunciations of most of them have shifted throughout history, and some pronunciations make way for others.

St. Joseph and Hampshire are easy ones: the first is intuitively pronounced as written, and the second is pronounced exactly like the county in England and the US State that took its name, though the leading H may sometimes be muted in colloquial speech.

Being that Tașarél and Uslar are derived from Kalhan, the pronunciations (/ˌtæʃəˈrɛl/ and /ˈuːslɑr/) mimic the source language.

The longest of the eight names, Sappejahamick often leaves foreigners stumped. The Borough Council of Sappejahamick comes to the rescue by listing that the name is to be read /ˌsæpədʒəˈhæmɪk/ (or "sap-puh-djuh-ham-ick", as the website of the Borough Council puts it). This name comes from Mikmaq ''saqpejaqamig'', ("swamp"), which is appropriate given that prior to the late 1800s, the Evalrian Swamp used to be where the Borough stands today. The pronunciation /ˌsæpədʒəˈheɪmɪk/ is sometimes heard from foreigners, and always met with a groan by residents of the area.

The A's in Gwastatir, Welsh for "flatland", are where trouble begins. First off, the first A: is it /ə/ or /ɑː/? The answer to this is so uncertain that if you ask one person twice, you might get two different results. The second A has been variously pronounced as /ɑː/, /æ/ and /eɪ/. However, residents agree that the third sillable is pronounced /tiː(ə)r/, much like in Welsh; this hasn't stopped non-locals from pronouncing it /tər/, especially coupled with the /eɪ/ before it.

With its four accepted pronunciations, Evanstown, named after Christopher C. Evans, the second mayor of Evalria after independence, is also bound to prop up an intense discussion. The first letter alone is enough to generate plenty an argument, as the local population is divided on whether it's /ɛ/ or /iː/. The "-town" suffix is another source of disagreement: the Borough maintains that the "W" is not silent (i.e. /-taʊn/), but the pronunciation /-tən/ is the clear winner in colloquial speech.

But the "Most Likely to Be the Start of Many an Argument" award goes to Maryshill. Once written "Mary's Hill", it is still pronounced that way by elderly people and in official speech, but on the informal side of things, whole 'nother story: "Mary" may be pronounced /mærɪ/, /mɛər/ or /mɑr/; the "S" is sometimes /s/ and sometimes /z/; "hill" can be any among /hɪl/, /ɪl/ and /əl/. The situation with that name is such that it isn't mentioned anywhere in the Evalria Underground, and celebrities will spice things up by either switching between the many pronunciations available, or by creating an unpredictable and often jocular one: famous cases include "marshal", courtesy of Sebastianus Linș, /meɪˈriːzaɪl/ (Brian Feene), "Marussia", "Maranello", "Azumarill" or even "Megatron". I wonder how William and Mary would be feeling about the last one.

==How I Lost My Job as Senator on TV==
On February 11, 2021, an article published by ''The Lens'' framed Sen. Richard Heinemann (D-JV) in what the paper considered to be stalking. Heinemann refused to respond to the accusation, and instead had his lawyer send a cease and desist to ''The Lens'', adding that "[he] will go to any length to prove [his] innocence". On the February 19 issue, ''The Lens'' picked up on Heinemann's declaration and wrote that the editors had contacted JC Eldridge to give Heinemann a chance to defend himself... on ''No Holds Barred'', the most fiery talk show in the country.

Eldridge Broadcasting publishes an image with a statement signed by Bill Haven, warning Heinemann that the case involves a matter that could be debated on more constructively in a legal context. The Senator commented on the same post: "I don't care. Bring it on!"

The March 3, 2021 started out with the usual ''Weekly Rant'', followed by ''The Wall of Shame'' and ''The Trial of...''. Spectators were probably aware of the Heinemann case, but did not seem to think too much about it – the sneek peak intentionally and unusually left out the ''Bombs Away!'' section – until a group of people, among which a balding man with a mustache, walked onto the set.

"So, uh... why don't you introduce yourselves to the audience here?" In total, seven people did so: Sen. Richard Heinemann; Gloria Dawes, Heinemann's ex-wife; Sharron Montfort, Heinemann's new wife; Dakota Heinemann, Richard's daughter from the first marriage; Grant Wagner, the one who took the incriminating photos; Mildred and Fred Wojcik, Richard Heinemann's neighbors.

'''Exhibit A:''' a picture of a car: more precisely, a black 2019 Wilheimer Gale. The license plate is visible. Heinemann shook his head, and denied that he drove such car. Dawes, however, had her partner record a video of the Senator staying close to the car. "It could have been a look-alike!", argued Heinemann. "An actor hired by The Lens on behalf of my ex-wife to get rid of me, to defame me!" Dawes and Wagner denied this.

Mildred Wojcik pointed out that Heinemann did not have any bodyguard-looking person close to him. Heinemann explained that he wasn't given one. Fred Wojcik, a former Member of Congress himself, countered that all Members of Congress and Ministers are given an escort for all visits. "You can thank the 350 Crew for that."

'''Exhibit B:''' a screenshot of some strange texts. Dakota explained that she got these texts from unknown numbers, and that they all said something among the lines of "Oh, she's got another thing coming!"

Heinemann held up his phone and said that his phone had been hacked. A perplexed Montfort replied by asking her husband two questions: "Why would a hacker just get into a Senator's phone and start sending all those weird texts, then?" and "How and why would a hacker know the names and details of the family of a Senator from Kalșeri?"

The Senator was sweating. "Scare tactics! Blackmail! That's why!", he stuttered. He mentioned a loan shark he used to owe money to. Dawes denied ever hearing about or seeing such person. "And why would a loan shark scare ''us'', and why ''now''?"

'''Exhibit C:''' Heinemann's paranoia. Sharron added that her husband had been unusually vague and hostile about where he was going. "When I asked if I could come, he said it was a business meeting. I often go to business dinners with him, so being told no definitely raised a red flag. And he usually tells me who is it that he goes dining with." Richard raised his hands and shouted "NDA! It was an NDA! State secrets were involved!"

Dawes mentioned that the Senator had a history of deflecting blame through improbable conspiracy theories. "Not the flat Earth or the alien kind: the 'everyone is against me' kind."

After over an hour of arguing and shouting, Haven ordered an audience voice vote, which turned out to be overwhelmingly against Heinemann.

The day after the episode aired, Heinemann was expelled from the Liberal Democratic Party, and did not run in the 2022 general election, as a "lawful" version of the episode was taking place.

==Griston-Hazelton: The Car That (Sorta) Was==
Founded in 1901 by Gideon Griston and Richard Hazelton, Griston-Hazelton began life by modifying cars to enhance their speed. The company started developing a series of cars in-house in 1908, but soon switched to importing cars from the United States and the United Kingdom and rebadging them due to increasing costs. While the new strategy helped bring down costs somewhat, competition with Wilheimer, as well as foreign car makers operating in Kalșeri, was still fierce, and Griston-Hazelton spared no expense when it came to advertising.

In 1947, General Motors acquired the Griston-Hazelton brand, long after the death of the main opponent of the acquisition, President Ioen Rovuan (Richard Hazelton's nephew). In-house development of original cars resumed, but this would change in the 1960s, when rebadged {{W|Opel}} cars began to appear in Griston-Hazelton's range. While the rebadging was usually only noticed by car aficionados who could afford to go abroad, rumors of Griston-Hazelton forgetting to purge references of the original car brands began to circulate, giving rise to the term "grissy" as a byword of a lazy or hasty job.

Starting from the 1970s, Griston-Hazelton's range was further expanded, as the brand began to sell Chevrolet and Buick cars under its own name, as well as the occasional Isuzu and GMC, in an attempt to catch as many demographic groups as possible, as exemplified by the slogan "The Car for Everyone". Consumers were puzzled by this strategy, and car journalists often described the brand as lacking direction. "It's a brand that doesn't know what it wants to be", wrote Steve Ceccarini of ''The Monthly Car Review'' in 1989. "It flings all types of cars at the wall, hoping that some of them stick in the market. Consumers have other ideas, though."

Starting from 1993, Chevrolet cars sold in Kalșeri dropped the Griston-Hazelton branding, and GMC and Oldsmobile followed suit. The Griston-Hazelton brand was discontinued in 2006, in favor of Buick. While Matthew Chandler decried the "death of the Kalșerian automotive industry", consumers do not seem to miss the brand all that much.

==The 3 Cs: Conquer, Corrupt, Crumble==
[[File:Callanserrian Chemical Corporation logo.svg|thumb|right|The logo, adopted in 1974]]
'''The roots.''' The Callanserrian Chemical Corporation (Kalhan: ''Kalșériton Kímikon Korporátare'', 3K), or "3C" for short, was established in 1941, following the merger of five companies: the Callanserrian Pharmaceutical Corporation (the biggest of them all), Fonhentu Chemicals, Quinlan Pharmaceutical Products, Wilkinson Scientific, and the Robur Company. It was one of the many mergers enacted by the Holbek government, to help spur Kalșerian productivity during World War II, rationalize the internal workings of said companies, prevent them from going out of business and therefore causing lay-offs, and put an end to rivalries among the companies operating in the sector. The expansion of 3C was kept in check by the Government.

In 1953, Enrico Scioni's government had the State back out of its role as supervisor of 3C, as the wartime measures and checks were no longer necessary. This, along with the newfound success of its products, allowed 3C to expand to other venues:
*1949: 3C established the 3C Recreational Club Network. Not a very important club, but it got the job of entertaining workers after working hours done. The Takalim section even reached the second division of football once!
*1955: 3C acquired the struggling Rockford Insurance and Banking Company, which then became 3C's de-facto financial operations division.
*1958: 3C launched the Cally's supermarket chain, and lobbied the government to allow supermarkets to sell drugs that did not require a prescription.
*1963: 3C launched Windstar Radio. Initially conceived as a medium of entertainment for employees, it expanded to cover the entire country. It started operations in television two years later. Though officially a network of cantonal TV channels, Windstar operated on a national level with little geographical variation on its content: the regional model was adopted by 3C to avoid having to go through a bidding process.
*1965: 3C launched Hemonia Publishing.
*1982: 3C acquired the basketball team Percy Bombers (now the Percy Jets).
*1986: 3C acquired urlink Computer Services, and later debuted in the ISP market.

3C's expansion into markets unrelated to chemicals and drugs worried the Social Cooperation Party, which tried to block the acquisitions and establishments, most famously through the Company Sectors Act 1971 pushed by the Tógisi government, to no avail. Edward R. Schindler's proposal to rid 3C of its "unrelated" ventures, a few months after the acquisition of urlink by 3C, was one of the causes that triggered the downfall of his government in 1989.

'''The turning point.''' Soon after winning the 1999 general election, Liberal Democrat Alejandra Ríos Soriano appointed Frederikus Ronaigi, 3C's chief financial officer, Minister of Finance. An odd nomination, considering that he had no political experience, and he declined to discuss the details of the acquisition of urlink by 3C, but Ronaigi was one of the most competent people in Kalșerian finance.

On June 13, 1999, Bob Morris, Ronaigi's successor, submitted 3C's latest financial data for review by Stenhauser Insurance's auditing division. Stenhauser noticed that a good portion of funds reported in 3C's earnings was unaccounted for, as well as some notes written in pencil, including one "PURGE". When asked about this, Morris explained that the paper in their possession was not the final document, and that they had to give it back and wait for the final document as soon as possible. Stenhauser gave the papers to the Ministry of Finance, who had an investiagion launched on 3C in August of that year. They sent all of 3C's financial reportings, present and past, to the Financial Division of the Police.

On September 9, 1999, the Police seized the 3C offices, and found 96 documents that contained instructions on how to falsify the numbers for the financial report and by how much, as well as names of individuals and companies, followed by sums, among which "AR: ħ15'000'000 PAID". Congress established the joint Congress Committee on 3C on January 17, 2000, despite objections from Ríos Soriano and Ronaigi, who insisted that the situation would "sort itself out". On the same day of the beginning of operations of the Committee, 3C stock, valued at ħ84 in its peak in 1996, plummeted to less than ħ0.5, and was delisted from the Evalria Stock Exchange three weeks later.

The Committee found, through multiple painstaking hearings, that 3C had consistently inflated its earnings since at least 1987, that it had donated a total of ħ350 million to several politicians and key figures of a number of companies, and that many of the transactions since 1987 were marked at much higher prices than what was truly paid or earned. No documents prior to 1987 were made available to Stenhauser, the Police or the Committee.

Alejandra Ríos Soriano's loss to the vote of no confidence in March of 2001 was motivated by the presence of Frederikus Ronaigi and his attempts to stop the investigation into 3C, as well as the complicated case of Foreign Affairs Minister Joshua Clarendon-Nowak, accused of smuggling cocaine into Kalșeri. As a result of the vote, Ríos Soriano was forced to resign both as Prime Minister and as leader of the Liberal Democratic Party. At first, President Ionas Miagi was willing to give the task of forming a new government to Roderick K. Carver, the new leader of the Liberal Democratic Party, but Pact for the Country, the largest of the junior partners in the Ríos Soriano government, declared itself to be unavailable for another Liberal Democratic government. The task was then given to Domingo Cardo, Social Cooperationist leader and Ríos Soriano's rival in the 1999 election.

'''The aftermath.''' The new cabinet, headed by Prime Minister Domingo Cardo, drafted a plan to break up the 3C "chaebol" and ensure a smooth transition with as few job losses as possible, which would be enacted by Cardo's successor Robert Havlicek. The 3C network was divided as such:
*3C's pharmaceutical division: spun off as the Callanserrian Pharmaceutical Corporation; acquired in 2011 by Hopper-Jahnke, rebranded as "Farmakal".
*3C's chemical division: rebranded Serchem.
*3C Recreational Club Network: disbanded.
*Rockford Insurance: spun off in 2003.
*Rockford Bank: absorbed by 3tbank in 2003.
*Cally's: acquired by Knirsch; all stores rebranded.
*Windstar Radio: acquired by Times of Kalșeri and Discovery in 2008, and rebranded "Ninth Radio"
*Windstar Television: acquired by Times of Kalșeri and Discovery in 2008, and rebranded "The Ninth".
*Hemonia Publishing: spun off in 2004, acquired by Hachette.
*Percy Jets: sold to a group of local entrepreneurs under the banner "Save the Jets".
*urlink: spun off in 2004, went bankrupt in 2010. Infrastructure built by urlink divided among the other ISPs.

'''The people.'''
*Frederikus Ronaigi, the CFO prior to his appointment as Minister of Finance, was sentenced to 42 years in prison for accounting fraud (7 years), bribery of a public official (15), securities fraud (15) and perjury (5) and a fine of ħ25 million in 2003. He was also permanently barred from holding political offices of any sort. Release scheduled for the year 2045, not counting the good behavior factor.
*L. W. Parham, the CEO, was given 27 years in prison and a ħ15 million fine for accounting fraud and conspiracy to commit securities fraud. Release scheduled in 2030, again not counting the good behavior factor.
*Bob Morris, Ronaigi's successor, was sentenced to 10 years and a ħ7.5 million fine for accounting fraud and perjury in 2003. Released in 2011 on good behavior.
*Alejandra Ríos Soriano resigned after losing a vote of no confidence in 2001, and retired from politics. She was sentenced to a ħ7 million fine for attempted obstruction of justice. To this day, she insists that the "AR" mentioned in the papers was not her, and has been the subject of an on-and-off social media trolling campaign where people would comment such slogans as "3C", "How's Fred doing?" and "L+Ratio+3C+JCN".
*President Ionas Miagi insisted that he had not objected to Ronaigi's nomination as Minister of Finance because he, like everyone else, was unaware of 3C's manipulation of its own financial reports.

Questions that still torment those who try to make sense of the 3C case:
*Why did Morris send the wrong paper?
*How far back in time did 3C's corruption go?
*What was the role of the CEO in the fudge job?
*Was 3C actually risking insolvency?
*Did Scioni make the State back out of its role as supervisor out of his own volition, or did 3C "contribute" to that decision?
*What if it was an inside job?
*Was Morris actually a government agent? -> If so, why bother with the trial, unless it was just for show?

==''A Party about Nothing'': the parable of the All-Kalșerian Party==
It's a fresh August night in 1983. You're watching the news, mostly as background noise to keep you some veneer of company. First topic: internal politics. Ah, the segment where reporters talk about two amorphous blobs, one red and one blue, bickering about nothing while everyone else is losing. A thought enters your mind: "Ugh, these parties again? I can't stand either of them! Y'know what I should do? That's right: form my own party and show those old guys in Evalria who's boss!", but then you come to your senses and realize that forming a political party, let alone one that can upend the two-party system that ruled your country for decades, is much easier said than done. You take a sip of your drink of choice, wondering who in their right mind would ever think of attempting such a thing.

On 18 August 1983, civil lawyer Ray Haas walked out of an office in Branbury, Lág, on his way to lunch, accompanied by some friends and colleagues of his. Throughout the lunch, a name kept being uttered: "All-Kalșerian Party".

Born in 1931, Raeburn William Haas does not seem to have accomplished anything of substance in life: he graduated in Law at the University of Lág in 1956, and prior to that, he had a brief stint as an ice hockey player in a local amateur league. He founded his own law firm in Branbury, Lág, specializing in real estate law. In terms of politics, he went to the polls as a sign of civic duty, but nothing beyond that.

When Ray Haas founded the All-Kalșerian Party in 1983, there had already been a number of parties that sought to dispose of the two-party system that had been governing Kalșeri since 1959 — or, arguably, since 1934 — but ultimately became lost to the sands of time: the Reform Party (no, not the current one), the United Country Party, the Huey Long-inspired Share Our Wealth Party, the Social Credit Party, the Fatherland Party and the Republican Party. But to Ray Haas, his creature wasn't like the others. What the All-Kalșerian Party had — and the others didn't, according to Haas — was a sincere commitment to stick it to the two big men in the room. What it didn't have, however, was a comprehensive program of what it would do once it entered power, but Haas figured that the All-Kalșerian core policy of opposing the present duopoly would beget other policies that would make it stand out from the mass.

; The 1984 presidential election
1983 was like any other year, but beyond its immediate boundaries lay one big opportunity: next year's presidential election. Ray Haas didn't much care for the formalities of Gann Street, but such a big occasion would grant the All-Kalșerian Party at least some funding, and it would allow him to introduce his idea to the Kalșerian public. On February 15, 1984, Haas announced from the podium of the Westphalia Convention Center that he was running for President; in the same speech, he outlined the key policies of the All-Kalșerian Party:
*create a viable third-party alternative to the SCP and the LDP;
*fix the national budget;
*introduce balanced-budget amendments across all tiers of government;
*ban donations from large corporations to political parties;
*make the office of Prime Minister directly elected by the people;
*introduce term limits across all elected positions.

In an April 1984 survey by Golden Sun, the All-Kalșerian Party polled just below 2%. While it may be considered an important stepping-stone for a party that hadn't yet turned one year old, Haas's decided idleness in some key issues, like the Cape Sundervale question and equal representation between Ralagia (native Kalhan speakers) and non-Ralagia in Congress, stunted any hope of immediate change in fortune.

In June, three months before the election, a full-page ad appeared on the weekly copy of Golden Sun: it said "SHAKE THE SYSTEM UP. SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS.", and depicted a red bull and a blue fox being held by their scruff high by a handsome muscular, Herculean-looking man donning a ribbon that said "All-Kal". A short description of some key policies filled the bottom third of the page, and the party name and contact information capped it off. Haas promised that this was but the first sign of activity from the All-Kalșerian Party, and indeed it was: printed ads began to appear in large cities. While the numbers in the polls did not increase by much, Haas was endorsed by wildly different groups at the fringes of Kalșerian politics, most prominently Lucy Hennig of Paisley County, Kalúen, who had some weird opinions on non-White and non-heterosexual people; and Tina Kaloșagi-Hunter, a self-declared Marxist and feminist who thought that the War on Drugs was a lost cause. Both women worked for the Haas campaign, and joined the party. In a gesture of gratitude, and also following the logic of "opposites attracting", Haas promoted Hennig to Treasurer of the Party, and Kaloșagi-Hunter was made Chief Strategist.

On September 20, 1984, Haas received 4.5% of the vote, a very, very distant second behind former High Summoner Victor Espeland, who received 78% of the votes and was supported by the LDP and the SCP. Despite the margin of defeat, the All-Kalșerian Party was elated: with a shoestring budget and no televised debates, it conquered second place. Haas declared that it was "a step in the right direction" towards Evalria. He also admitted that some of the votes his party received were either out of curiosity for this "quirky little party", or boredom.

;The 1987 general election
At the second Plenary Session in 1985, Haas set his agenda, which was a rehash of last year's presidential agenda with some words changed and shuffled around. After that, five people were allowed onto the stage, and each delivered some pithy sentences on where they thought the party should go:
*Hennig, who argued for more socially conservative positions;
*Kaloșagi-Hunter, who didn't share Hennig's vision at all;
*Gene Lockwood, a university professor who argued that 1) bringing back the pre-Colombian native religion of Kalșeri wasn't such a bad idea, and 2) marijuana was perfect for rituals;
*Charles Napolitano, a fishing entrepreneur from Plymouth, Lág who despised taxes and wanted to ban non-physical persons (i.e. corporations) from donating money to political parties, as well as set a ħ500 cap on political donations pro capite, but was otherwise uninterested in politics;
*Julienne Smith, a journalist for URB/FANG member Mount Takal Rediffusion. She was the only one with a program that came close to covering all aspects of Kalșerian life, with positions not too dissimilar from those of the left-of-center Republican Party.
By the time Smith began to speak, the convention center had become unbearably loud, thanks to Hennig supporters and Kaloșagi-Hunter supporters attacking each other. Her intervention was made possible after Haas invited the crowd to settle down. Haas reiterated the common goal for the All-Kalșerian Party: take the LDP and the SCP down.

Nothing unusual emerged from the AK Party — which began to be nicknamed "47", much to Haas's mild annoyance — until 1986, when Haas called the third Plenary Session to draft a battle plan for the most important event in Kalșerian politics: the general election. Despite the very diverse base that gravitated around Haas's movement, the AKP published a 60-page booklet that promised fiscal responsibility, a return to morality in politics and a shift of focus back to the Kalșerian everyman. If the 1984 presidential result was anything to go by, the AKP was looking at some seats for sure, and they — Ray Haas included — went almost all in on the PR blocks, which made up two-thirds of the 200-seat House; indeed, the only two single-member candidates were Julienne Smith (Lennoxton) and Charles Napolitano (Plymouth).

They both lost. In fact, the only All-Kal to win a seat was Ray Haas himself, in the Proportional Representation block for Lág. The All-Kalșerian campaign, which achieved just 2.3% of the popular vote, was beset by issues:
*Hennig and Kaloșagi-Hunter, the two most vocal members of the Party, attacked each other on a daily basis;
*the resulting image was that of a motley crew that did not offer a consistent opinion on anything; [Just as an example, Kaloșagi-Hunter and Lockwood were in favor of legalizing marijuana, whereas Hennig was decidedly anti-drugs]
*the National Democratic Party (yes, that one) launched an all-out attack against the two main parties, and, unlike the All-Kalșerian Party, could count on a national newspaper, ''The National Standard'';
*"fixing the national budget" was one of the main selling points of the Liberal Democratic Party, led by Richard Molyneux;
*the youth, the demographic group that the Party had the highest hopes for, either stuck with the duopoly or found an alternative in the Republicans or the Greens;
*in the three televised debates, Ray Haas often didn't finish sentences, either due to time running out or him entering a wild web of tangents, and hesitated for a long time before answering questions.

A week after the election, Julienne Smith quit the party, citing the indecisiveness on key issues, and joined the Republican Party.

Ray Haas won the 1988 leadership election handily, shutting both Hennig and Kaloșagi-Hunter out, but this would be the last of his easy victories.

;The 1989 general election.
Prime Minister Edward Schindler's policies alienated the federalist faction of the SCP, which then broke off and formed Pact for the Country. PftC promoted federalism and sensible politics, and placed itself between the SCP and the LDP. Ray Haas watched the opening Congress of the Pact in horror as it dawned on him that the market for third parties had become crowded, and that the Pact had something that the AKP didn't: a sizable contingent in Congress.

The other variable that Haas had to account for was Phil Garner, the new Leader of the LDP. The former Zeitgeist Chalmersville star with a penchant for soundbites had two things going for him: 1) he came from a Yarkie political dynasty [Phil himself was Mayor of Chalmersville, same post held by his father; and his brother was a Representative], and 2) he was youthful and energetic, and had a simple and captivating way of speaking; things that the 57-year-old Ray Haas was not and did not have.

The fifth Plenary Session was featured on the news, but for the wrong reason: the fight between Lucy Hennig and Tina Kaloșagi-Hunter became physical, to the point where both women had to be escorted out. After this incident, the Kalșerian Election Commission sent a letter to the AKP, expressing concern over the lack of moderation over the two factions.

As for how the All-Kalșerian Party fared in the 1989 general election...
*the Party failed to publish a unified program, which forced candidates to create their own platforms;
*Haas's affinity for large venues took a toll on party finances, and the funding received by the State was not enough to solve the Party's financial problems, which meant that they had to host conventions in smaller venues; [in the case of the Tigupokian delegation, they had to ask a high school to let them host the convention inside the school gym]
*Hennig and Kaloșagi-Hunter still aired their grievances with each other on the media;
*Pact for the Country painted itself as a reasonable if inoffensive third party, and the electorate preferred "inoffensive" over "disorganized";
*Phil Garner's charisma attracted voters from all walks of life.

Ray Haas lost his seat, but he did not let this setback dissuade him for the next big election.

;The 1991 presidential election.
The sixth Plenary Session of the All-Kalșerian Party, the theming of which was to appoint a nominee for the 1991 presidetial election, played out as predicted: Hennig and Kaloșagi-Hunter hurled insults at each other, and Haas — the only AKPer to have accomplished anything worthy of note — was given the nod for a second time. As for the other prominent members, Napolitano drank one Martini too many, flirted with the staff, and passed out on a couch of the hall of the hotel where the Session was held, and Lockwood showed up after the Session had already ended, which he blamed on the confusing directions he was given to reach the hotel.

The election saw Senator William P. O'Grady (PftC, supported by the LDP) prevail narrowly over Pete Clatter (SCP). Haas came in fourth place, behind Jonathan LoRiccio, a guy who ran for President because the county office didn't let him name his daughter Moon Unit.

A month after the presidential election, Haas called a special party members' meeting to address "an important issue". When the members entered the pavillion of the Sappejahamick Convention Hall, they saw Haas standing by the lectern, looking somber. After everyone sat down, Haas moved to dissolve the Party. This time, Hennig ''and'' Kaloșagi-Hunter both argued in favor of dissolving the party. Lockwood argued against it, and so did an Urgelian lawyer by the name of Fréderik Elsi. The final result was 396 Ayes, 189 Nays.

"It's hard to pinpoint where it all went wrong", remarked Haas after the votes had been counted. "It's more like a series of tiny mistakes that snowballed into this."

Napolitano used more direct words: "This party was the biggest goddamned disaster I've ever seen. It was a party about nothing."

In 1994, Gene Lockwood attempted to resurrect the All-Kalșerian Party name, but after being given an injunction, he ran under the "Party for All Kalșerians" name, promoting policies such as ending prohibition on drugs and introducing one hour of meditation every day for public officials. His party only appeared on ballot papers in Lág and Evalria.

;Where are they now?
*Ray Haas quit politics altogether. He passed away in 2019 after complications from a fall.
*Lucy Hennig became the Leader of the Christian Future Party, which never saw electoral success outside of Paisley County. Hennig herself ran for Senate in 2014, representing her home canton of Kalúen, but didn't make the cut. She now promotes conspiracy theories of various kinds on her platforms.
*Tina Kaloșagi-Hunter formed the Radical Democratic Bloc, a minor left-wing party. She currently lives in Evalria.
*Charles Napolitano retired from politics in 1993. He is now retired, and lives with his family in Corrientes County, Lág.
*After quitting the AKP, Julienne Smith served in the Takalese Cantonal Assembly, and became Leader of the Takalese section of the Republican Party before its nationwide demise in 2000. She lives in Heinzville, Takalim, and has written a book on the All-Kalșerian Party, titled ''A Party about Nothing''.
*Gene Lockwood became an activist for drug law reform, and was one of the chief campaigners for the Yes option in the marijuana legalization referendum in Evalria. He later sold everything and styled himself as a guru, had regular contacts with the New Serigéa Organization, and passed away in 2024.
*Fréderik Elsi ran for President in 1998, bearing the banner of the Anti-Privatizaion Party, which ran on an anti-Garner platform. He currently lives in New Kerry.

== The Knights of the Green Fields ==
In 1969, a peculiar album hits the shelves. Its cover depicts a medieval-esque knight roaming a grassy field on his steed, looking at the sky in what appears to be morning. Its name: ''Knights of the Green Fields'', by a band that bears the same name. At first, the songs in it feel like they're meandering and have no clear start or endpoint. Besides the guitar and drum solos, the album features an array of funny instruments, like... bagpipes? But somehow, it all clicks. The lyrics of most songs, both in English and in Kalhan, talk about tales pertaining to the old pre-Christian religion, once official in the Kingdom of Lág. Even the instrumental songs feel like they're driving the story forward. One year later, ''Knights of the Green Fields'' is certified Gold in Kalșeri.

; But who ''are'' the Knights of the Green Fields?
The band is formed in Evalria in February 1968, by Ionas E. Rigi (lead vocals, harmonica), fresh out of the University of Lág with a degree in Ancient History, and his friends Ioséf "Iosy" Verapalgi (lead guitar) and Matt Renfrew (drums). A few weeks later, Verapalgi persuades a friend of his, bassist Uiliam Kádagi, to join the band, and Kádagi himself invites Hank Droste, a high-school classmate, who is given the lead guitar. The presence of new members allows Verapalgi and Rigi to experiment with instruments unusual for a rock band, such as the aforementioned bagpipes and the flute. The band releases a fifteen-minute demo, which impresses producer Ron Kuchinsky.

; ''Knights of the Green Fields'' (1969).
After learning that Rigi has a degree in history, Kuchinsky decides to use that to the band's advantage, and gives them only one large directive: build a coherent story that feels realistic. The lyrics, penned by Rigi, go through a few revisions from bandmates and Kuchinsky, mostly in the form of talks that, according to Rigi, last up to twelve hours. "Each time felt like we were gonna vote for the new Pope", remarks Renfrew in a 2009 interview with ''The Stuffer''.

In addition to the standard work expected of an album, Rigi and Verapalgi work long hours perfecting their instruments. Rigi often notices imperfections in the take he has just finished listening to, probably frustrating everyone in the process by forcing another take...

...but, as stated above, the sales figures are splendid for a debut album. The most commonly praised aspects of ''Knights of the Green Fields'' are 1) the lyrics in the album, 2) the careful usage of instruments to make the listener conjure up mental images congruent with the time period portrayed in the album, and 3) exploring a sound that has only been hinted at in Kalșerian music up to that point. The most recurring points of criticism are that the album "teeters on the brink of pretentiousness", and "bagpipes? that's corny!".

; ''Sheherazade'' (1971).
"If ''Knights of the Green Fields'' is so good, why is there no ''Knights of the Green Fields 2''?" Maybe those aren't the exact words, but it reflects what Kuchinsky and many others have in mind after the success of ''Knights of the Green Fields''.

Rather than just telling the stories from the holy pre-Christian texts, Rigi and Droste introduce some hints of political commentary in the lyrics, most famously about peace, the environment, and not knowing how to deal with the entire system of beliefs crumbling before society's very eyes. In terms of instruments, the Knights make it somewhat simpler, but the change isn't obvious on first listen. To avoid angering everyone again, Rigi has everyone — himself included — record each part separately, and manages every one of them, with the occasional input from Kuchinsky.

The final product, named ''Sheherazade'', is released in 1971, and much like its predecessor, is met with near-universal praise from the Kalșerian public. In terms of sales, ''Sheherazade'' surpasses the first one, starting from the first week of being on the market. There have been, are, and will be countless debates on which is the better album between ''Knights of the Green Fields'' and ''Sheherazade'', but even when one edges out in someone's personal rankings, the other is usually close by. There are differing accounts on how ''Sheherazade'' came to be: Verapalgi is said to have chosen the name because "it sounded cool", whereas Kádagi opines that Rigi and Verapalgi named it this way while they were reading ''One Thousand and One Nights''.

; The Bash begins.
Two years after ''Sheherazade'', the Knights of the Green Fields release ''And Now...''. Rigi says that it's supposed to "tie all loose ends" from the first two albums, and that it has taken the band less time to make this one. Stylistically, ''And Now...'' doesn't sound all that different from the other two albums, a point that has been reported in many reviews, contemporary and retrospective. Another factor that is deemed to work against this album is that it supposedly loses some of its sense without having listened to the first two albums. The album sells less than the first two, but it still appears in the charts.

Undeterred by the good-but-not-great sales of ''And Now...'', the Knights of the Green Fields are invited to a music festival called "Great Plains Music Bash", held just north of Hayworthsville, Kalúen, in which George Harrison is also scheduled to play.

After the Music Bash, Kuchinsky suggests that the band experiment with a new sound. Droste and Kádagi jot down some ideas, but Rigi shoots them all down, saying that changing the sound would mean losing the one aspect that made the Knights stand out from the rest.

As a compromise, Rigi allows Droste and Kádagi to compose three songs for the upcoming album, ''Navigating'' (1975), as it veers more toward soft rock. The concept of ''Navigating'' is, predictably, man's relationship with the sea throughout history. The album clocks in at just thirty-three minutes — in comparison, ''Knights of the Green Fields'' lasts fifty-one minutes, ''Sheherazade'' goes on for forty-four minutes, and ''And Now...'' tops at forty-six minutes. The consensus on ''Navigating'' album is that the songs are decent, but not nearly as memorable as the first two albums, and on par with ''And Now...''. Being the first songs not penned or arranged by Rigi, the Droste-Kádagi songs are often singled out in reviews: these songs are faster-paced than the others, and they tell stories of love — something that Rigi does not care for.

The release of ''Navigating'' is overshadowed by the in-fighting between Rigi and Droste, which media outlets begin to cover, thanks to a leak of a session tape to Evalrian radio station EXQ-FM. The leaked tape contains a fight between Rigi and Kádagi: Rigi accuses Kádagi and Droste of "wanting to sell out", Kádagi tells Rigi to "get your head out of your ass", Droste tries — and fails — to quell the fight, and then a smacking sound is heard. In the background, some faint noises resembling those of vomiting can be heard: Renfrew recognizes those sounds as coming from Verapalgi, who has visited the studio less often, and is often in terrible shape whenever he goes there. Verapalgi frequently runs out of breath, his speech is incomprehensible, and at times he sleeps on the couch.

Upon hearing the leaked tape, Kuchinsky delivers an ultimatum: if the two sides of the band don't hash out their differences and don't send Verapalgi to rehab, he will quit as the band's manager and producer. In an attempt to improve the mood of the band, Kuchinsky hires a psychologist to monitor each session of the band, which usually degenerates into verbal — and sometimes physical — fighting. Verapalgi is sent to a rehab facility in New Kerry, and is always accompanied by a doctor.

; Kuchinsky quits.
In 1976, fed up with the tense climate, Kuchinsky quits as the producer and manager for the band, officially "to help [his] son after he graduated high school". Kuchinsky will later admit that it was an excuse to bail out. Droste and Kádagi begin searching for Kuchinsky's replacement, but before long Rigi takes over managing and producing duties. Droste and Kádagi protest Rigi's takeover by deliberately performing badly in the recording sessions, incensing Rigi even further. Verapalgi's role in the production of the first post-Kuchinsky album is reduced to a few seconds of backing guitar in one song.

The fact that 1977 comes and goes without a KGF album, coupled with more news of in-fighting among band members, does not bode well for the fifth album — if it is released at all, that is.

One night, after Rigi leaves the studio, Droste and Kádagi write and record ''The Architect'', which tells the story of an architect who is never satisfied with how a house is turning out and draws one again; at the end of the song, the architect dies without completing a single design. The song incorporates elements from pop, as well as a "groove" reminiscent of disco.

Released in 1978, ''The Coriolis Effect'' is singled out not because of its quality — the mixing is off, most of the songs are forgettable, and the lyrics are either a toothless "critique" of modern society or the result of a fever dream — but because of what it represents: dysfunction. The name of the album does not seem to have anything to do with any of the songs. Much to Rigi's chagrin, ''The Architect'' is the only single from this album, which triggers a new talking point: "Are KGF going disco?" A harrowing prospect, indeed...

What sets ''The Coriolis Effect'' apart from the other albums is that the Knights of the Green Fields refuse to embark on a tour supporting the new album: they instead choose to go on a "break" for some time. This choice is also motivated by Rigi's commitment to a solo album he has been tinkering with on and off.

; Event Horizon.
The band returns to the studio in late 1980. On the first session, Rigi introduces two things to the band: a synthesizer and a drum machine. Droste and Kádagi welcome the new equipment, and the band gets to learn how to use them. Renfrew's reaction is more tepid; he will later say "I didn't mind the drum machine, but if Rigi thought that some new toys would be enough to make us number one again... well, look at us now!" The only directive Rigi gives to the rest of the band is to use the shiny new toys to their heart's content for the new album.

As usual, Rigi and Kádagi snip at each other, but the fights are much shorter, and mostly resolved after a brief talk. Rigi proposes a solution to avoid in-fighting and production dragging on for long, as what happened to ''The Coriolis Effect'': Rigi would write and produce half the songs on the new album, and Droste and Kádagi would work on the other half. "I figured that it was exactly what Kádagi and Droste were looking for. Let them chime in more, y'know", says Rigi in an interview. This pact is honored in the final product — and in the album's name, ''Dichotomy'' — but not in its ideal 50-50 form: the Droste-Kádagi songs outnumber the Rigi songs by one. This is because besides working on the sixth KGF album, Rigi is also carrying out his own project, and is unable to deliver a sixth song on time, so he asks Renfrew to write one song. Verapalgi does not participate at all, as he is struggling with his barbiturate addiction.

Released in December 1982, ''Dichotomy'' is rejected by critics and fans alike, and the sales are pitiful for a band that has reached the peaks of charts. The mixing problems that first appeared in ''The Coriolis Effect'' are much more evident here: the synth and guitar solos blare, while the bass guitar can barely be heard, and the drum machine is ever-so-slightly off tempo. In a retrospective review by ''The Stuffer'', Rigi's songs are "a sad parody of themselves", and the Droste-Kádagi songs, plagued with "unoriginal guitar and synth blares", are summed up with one sentence: "so uninspired that not even your neighborhood's teenage garage band would consider writing them". In terms of lyrics, Rigi "phones it in with some generic peace-and-love spiel, somehow more insipid than in ''Coriolis''", whereas Droste and Kádagi "try so hard to make them raunchy that they come off as childish instead". As for the theming... there isn't any, just like ''The Coriolis Effect''. The only song in ''Dichotomy'' that isn't universally lambasted is ''See You'', Renfrew's piano ballad dedicated to his late parents. The consensus on this song is that it's schmaltzy, but easily outclasses the other eleven; the fact that it's the only song from ''Dichotomy'' to chart at all reflects this.

(In retrospect, perhaps a disco album wouldn't have been the worst outcome.)

Years later, when asked about ''Dichotomy'', this is what each member had to say about it:
*Droste: "Nothing worked. Rigi's often-maniacal precision faltered, and he refused to give any meaningful feedback on our songs. I don't blame him, though: what was there to say? My and Kádagi's songs were awful. The only reason I can think of for its existence is that the label just wanted something, anything to release because it was in dire straits."
*Kádagi: "With the exception of ''See You'', this album should have been aborted. [...] I'd very much like to take the master tapes and every single copy in circulation, and destroy them all." Kádagi also accuses Rigi of hoarding the best songs for himself, and dumping his duds into ''Dichotomy''.
*Renfrew: "It really boils down to this question: who's the greatest fool? Is it us, for making this turd? Is it the label, for greenlighting it even though they knew it was terrible? Or is it those who bought it, expecting it to be any good and being inevitably disappointed?"
Rumor has it that Verapalgi vomited upon hearing the name of the album, though it may have been due to other factors. The only one to say anything vaguely supportive of the album is Rigi: "I liked the idea behind it, but it didn't quite render as I'd hoped."

This is what their ex-producer and manager, Ron Kuchinsky, thinks of the album: "the only proper way to enjoy ''Dichotomy'' is to listen to ''See You'', and pretend that the other songs don't exist." To this day, KGF fans follow Kuchinsky's strategy: they insist that the last album released by the band was ''The Coriolis Effect'' — although many more fans like to pretend that ''The Coriolis Effect'' is a promising demo that really needs polishing — and pretend that ''See You'' was a stand-alone single. The Knights themselves have refused to release ''Dichotomy'' on CD or on streaming, they barely mention it at all in interviews — and when they do, it's never in a positive light — and it doesn't appear anywhere on their official website. ''See You'' appears in digital deluxe editions of ''Sheherazade'', thereby removing the one reason to release ''Dichotomy'' at all; this means that the only ways to listen to this album are by buying the original vinyl, buying a bootleg CD or by listening to a bootleg upload of it on the Internet. ''Dichotomy'' has since acquired a status as an ironic treasure, one of those musical products deemed "so bad that it has to be witnessed to be believed". Critic Hal Parmegiani once dubbed ''Dichotomy'' as "the ''Plan 9 from Outer Space'' of Kalșerian music". In Thomas Dahl's book ''Knights of the Green Fields'' (2009), in a foreword to Kádagi and Renfrew's ranking of all the KGF songs from worst to best, Renfrew gleefully adopts a revisionist view:
{{Quote|We refuse to acknowledge any song from any presumed album called ''Dichotomy''. Despite what encyclopedias may say — or what we may have released in the past — ''See You'' was a single, and you can listen to it on any expanded edition of ''Sheherazade''. If, however, you still insist that we rank those eleven abominations as well, they're all dead last. Happy? Good, now we can continue.|Matt Renfrew}}

; Mortal coil.

Disaffected, but not surprised, by the cold reception to ''Dichotomy'', the bandmembers gradually begin pursuing: Rigi starts working on his first solo album, and Renfrew is hired as the drummer for [[Angela Schmidt]]'s backing band, so he doesn't have as much time to dedicate to the Knights. Droste and Kádagi try to write songs on their own, but without the other three, none of their endeavors just hit the same.

On 8 March 1983, while working on his upcoming solo album ''Animalier'', Rigi is told that Verapalgi died that night. "Then and there, I felt a sense of pity for the poor fella", he will later recall. "When I started thinking things through, though, I realized Iosy had all but taken the KGF project with him when he died." The news sends shockwaves through the Kalșerian music community, and the press starts wondering what they may be planning for the seventh album. Most often, a return to their roots is predicted, but there are also some who speculate that the shift to pop will be permanent, albeit in a much more refined way than ''Dichotomy''. A vocal minority seems to suggest that without Verapalgi, the KGF project was finished.

Just as the hopes for a seventh album are through the roof, on 1 April 1983, still reeling from the death of Verapalgi, the band announces its dissolution. Rather than imploding acrimoniously due to incompatible views, the remaining band members agree that their hearts just aren't in it anymore for the KGF project. Despite rumors, faux-leaks and possible reconstructions, nothing that could hint at a seventh KGF album is on the registers of the Kalșerian Association of Recording Artists (KARA). Not even a title, let alone excerpts from songs. The band also denies ever planning for a seventh album.

; After the end.
The band has since reunited five times: 1989, 1996, 2004, 2011, and lastly in 2015, as a one-off tribute to Ionas Rigi, who had died the year prior. After the 2015 concert, Kádagi, Renfrew and Droste have gone out of their way to announce that KGF would not organize a reunion concert again. ''See You'' was the only post-''Navigating'' song that ever appeared on the set list of any reunion concert.

In addition to the reunions, starting from 1984, each member has hosted one or two dinners a year with the others, Kuchinsky (sometimes) included.

As for the protagonists themselves...
*'''Ionas Rigi''' released his first solo album ''Animalier'' in 1984 to positive reception, kickstarting his successful solo career that lasted until 12 May 2014, when he died in a car crash, at the age of 69.
*'''Hank Droste''' joined a number of groups, and had a brief side gig as a solo artist. He currently lives in Evalria, where he hosts ''Droste Replugged'', a podcast about the history of rock music.
*After playing the drums in backing acts for solo artists, '''Matt Renfrew''' became a high school music teacher, and was awarded a honorary degree in Music from the University of Kalúen in 1996. He is now retired and lives in the Bahamas.
*'''Ioséf Verapalgi''' died on 8 March 1983 due to an embolism. He had resumed taking barbiturates at the time of his death, and traces of heroin were found in his room.
*Scarred by Verapalgi's death, '''Uiliam Kádagi''' has since refused to touch drugs and alcohol again, and became a spokesperson for the National Association for the Prevention of Drug and Alcohol Abuse (NAPDAA). He served as a Liberal Democratic alderman for Rochelle County, Kalúen from 1985 to 2005, and unsuccessfully ran for several offices. Oh, and he starred in a few PSAs where he tried to sound cool to kids watching; these commercials found new life as sources for memes due to their awkwardness. He ended his music career after the 2011 reunion concert, and now lives in Rochelle County with his family.
*After the experience with the Knights of the Green Fields, '''Ron Kuchinsky''' became the producer for new wave band Xoebarra, singer-songwriter Roberta Hewey and pop group Cocorita Club before retiring in 2003. Kuchinsky died in 2012, aged 84.

== The ice hockey team owned by an ethnic nationalist ==
In the 1940s, the Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship (KIHC) was looking to expand outside its stronghold in the North and the Ev-Lex area; the Great Southern League (GSL), the popularity of which had stunted attempts to establish the KIHC in the South, had its market share dwindle thanks to the admission of the Janval Blauers, based in Hutchinson — where the GSL was headquartered, no less — to replace the Bremen Wolves. Spurred by the admission of the Blauers, the late 1940s served as a testing period to give some ideas another try, such as a second team for Lennoxton and one team each for San Rafael and Chalmersville, or reach into untapped markets, namely Rișen, Lág (Badgers, who persist despite calls for relocation); Western Kalúen; and South New Kerry (snuffed out in 1959). In addition to those teams, another one joined the fray in 1949: the Așalton Fongia, literally the "Ashallian Fighters".

Owned by entrepreneur Éduin Kunarigi, the idea of the Fongia was to create a team that represented the entire country, thus ignoring the geographical connotation — which Kunarigi explained as a nod to mythology — and only hire "true Kalșerian" players. Sounds good on paper, but the problem with that was that Kunarigi's definition of "true Kalșerian" only covered Ancestral Ralagia, i.e. those who settled Kalșeri before the English colonization. Kunarigi was a supporter and major donor to the far-right Ancestralist New Kalhan National Party; he missed the opening game for his team because he was campaigning. His racism was thus that ''Ioen Rovuan'' wanted nothing to do with him.

Within the rink, Kunarigi reached an agreement with the New Lothian Highlanders to share Stroud Arena for three years. The Fongia started the season pretty well, thanks to a streak of matches against the bottom-feeders and the other newcomers of the Championship, and Kunarigi was all too happy to parade them around the country and speak of them as a "shining example of the Ancestral excellence". However, after matchday five, Kunarigi fired coach Jim Gilligan, officially due to a "contractual dispute" (the "dispute" being his not being an Ancestral) and insisted on coaching the team himself, despite having no coaching experience whatsoever in any sport. Predictably, when the Fongia started facing established teams, the results took a turn for the worse: throughout the latter half of the 1949–50 season, the Fongia lost thirteen games in a row, often by a margin of three or more, including a 9–0 trouncing at the hands of the Evalria Fightin' Kals. The Fongia turned from a novel experiment to an opportunity for the other teams to improve their records or score goals essentially for free.

Following that very game, Fongia goalkeeper Edmundus Ușógisi aired out his grievances to the ''Hartleyville Reporter'', which revolved around two points, the first of which was that the Fongia were broke. Despite pleas from the players and staff, Kunarigi was uninterested in injecting more money into his own team, or using them as anything more than a (failing) political stunt. The second topic of the interview was the Ancestral Ralagi-only policy, about which Ușógisi had misgivings of legal nature, although he did not openly contest it.

Ușógisi was not the only one to question the legality of the Fongia's restrictive hiring policy: before the start of the 1950–51 season, the KIHC's legal department threatened to suspend the Fongia if they did not open up to non-Ralagia. Kunarigi did not budge, so the organization suspended the team, which prompted Kunarigi to commence a legal battle, arguing that nowhere in the Hampshire Agreement did it state that teams were not allowed to use race as a criterion for hiring. The KIHC, on the other hand, argued that such a restrictive hiring policy was against the Charter, and that at no point during the preliminary talks did Kunarigi mention that he would apply such a policy. On the rink, the Fongia did not play a single game: Kunarigi initially expected that the lawsuit would finish quickly, but when the proceedings protracted, he agreed to buy out the contracts and let his players move to other teams. The Fongia would not be reactivated or listed as KIHC members.

From the first suit to the last, appeal after appeal, Kunarigi's legal battle was doomed to fail, as the "the Hampshire Agreement doesn't say it's not allowed" argument failed to sway the judges. Following his final loss in the 1955 Supreme Court (of Kalșeri) case ''Kunarigi v. KIHC'' — a 9–0 decision, by the way! — Kunarigi withdrew the team from the KIHC. After having its application rejected by the dying GSL, the Fongia were folded.

The KIHC apologized for not properly vetting Kunarigi, saying that it never would have allowed such an individual to operate "in any capacity" within the organization. As for Kunarigi himself, he died in 1961: the unenforceable Ancestralist nonsense he wrote on his will was dutifully ignored.

Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship

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{{Icons|Kalseri}}
{{Infobox sports league
| title = Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship
| current_season = 2025–26 KIHC season
| logo =
| logo_size = 
| caption =
| formerly = Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship (1901–1933)
| sport = Ice hockey
| founded = {{start date and age|1901|10|5}} in [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire]], [[Evalria]], [[Kalșeri]]
| inaugural = [[1901 CIHC season]]
| commissioner = [[Enéas Lakagi]]
| teams = 20
| country = {{flag|Kalșeri}}
| champion = [[Janval Blauers]]
| champ_season = [[2025–26 KIHC season]]
| most_champs = Evalria Fightin' Kals (25 titles)
| classification =
| qualification =
| tv = [[KalCom]] [[KBC Sports]]
| headquarters = Jálagi Building [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire]], [[Evalria]], [[Kalșeri]]
}}
The '''Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship''' ('''KIHC'''; [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: ''Kalșériton Drohockeykampiónare'' {{IPA|/kalˈʃɛritɔn drɔˌhɔkɛ(i)kamˈpjɔnare/}}, KDHK) is a professional {{w|ice hockey}} league in [[Kalșeri]] that consists of twenty teams competing to win the [[Reeve Cup]] at the end of the season. Headquartered in [[Hampshire, Evalria]], the KIHC is the sports league with the highest average number of spectators and viewers in Kalșeri.

The Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship was founded in 1901 in Hampshire, Evalria by the the [[Carnafarry Emeralds]], the [[Henriville Calansériens]], the [[Saint-Jacques Athlétiques]], the [[Lennoxton Phantoms]], the [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]] and the [[Percy Eagles]], collectively named "Founding Six", and was given further impetus in the form of private donations to the league by [[President of Kalșeri|President]] [[Lucretius Reeve]], a keen supporter of ice hockey. Initially an amateur-only competition, the KIHC underwent professionalization throughout the 1910s; starting from the same decade, the number of teams in the Championship began to rise, and reached its peak in the [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95 season]] with twenty teams, which is where the number stands today.

The regular season is typically held from early October to mid-March. The teams are sorted into two Divisions — Northern and Southern — based on their geographical location; each of the twenty teams faces the other teams within its Division twice, and also plays against teams outside its Division once, amounting to a total of twenty-eight games. At the end of these games, the four teams with the most points from each Division advance to the [[Reeve Cup playoffs]] and compete in a knockout tournament to determine the winner of the Reeve Cup. The reigning champions are the [[Janval Blauers]], who defeated the [[St. Adrian Fire]] in the [[2025 Reeve Cup finals]].

==History==
The Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship (CIHC) was founded on October 5, 1901, after the owners of six teams — Carnafarry Emeralds, the Henriville Calanseriens, the Saint-Jacques Athlétiques, the Lennoxton Phantoms, the Evalria Fightin' Kals and the Percy Eagles, which had either won or ranked high in existing local tournaments — signed the Founding Charter at the lobby of the [[Concord Hotel]] in [[Hampshire, Evalria]]. The League and the teams saw an early influx of money from a group of businessmen and politicians, most prominently Lucretius Reeve, President of Callanserry from 1899 to 1904 and founder of the Lágan Recreational Club, one of the predecessors of the [[Lág Sports Club]]. Reeve agreed to finance the Championship with part of his presidential salary to help teams manage the upkeep costs, with the written understanding that a team from his home canton of [[Lág]] would join the team.

After one season of play, the teams of the CIHC invited the [[Las Encinas Angels]], the [[Branbury Meat Packers]], the [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1901–15)|Lennoxton Gunslingers]] and the [[Evalria Hawks (CIHC)|Evalria Hawks]] to play in the Championship. These initial expansion teams struggled to attract the same level of players or audience as the original teams and were beset by financial problems. Following the [[1914–15 CIHC season|1914–15 season]], the teams decided to turn the CIHC into a fully-professional sports league in a 7–3 vote. The Gunslingers, the Athlétiques and the Hawks, the three teams opposed to professionalization, [[CIHC–UIHA split|quit the Championship]] and formed a rival league, the [[United Ice Hockey Association]] (UIHA).

The CIHC admitted new member teams until the 1929–30 season, when the financial stability of the Championship and the teams was damaged by the {{W|Great Depression}}. Five teams — the [[New Lothian Kings (1913–29)|New Lothian Kings]], the [[Janval Dukes]], the [[Cape Sundervale Valiants]], the [[Chalmersville Captains]] and the [[Las Encinas Sharks|Las Encinas Sharks]] — ceased operations due to financial difficulties and competition with the [[Great Southern League]] (GSL); the UIHA also folded. In 1933, with the admission of the [[Bremen Wolves]], the CIHC began to award expansion franchises to southern cities to challenge the GSL, which would fold in 1956. The CIHC later introduced the Divisions in 1936, coinciding with the admission of the [[New Lothian Highlanders]].

In 1934, the Championship changed its name to Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship to bring itself in line with the regulations introduced by the [[Kalșeri naming dispute|name change]] of the country from ''Callanserry'' to ''Kalșeri'', as ordered by [[Ioen Rovuan]]. The same year, government officials uncovered [[Evalria Demons relocation controversy|a lobbying effort]] by both the Fightin' Kals and the [[Evalria Mustangs]] to the KIHC to keep a third team, the [[Murphyville Demons|Evalria Demons]], from playing; under threat of a government-led takeover of the Championship, a compromise was reached: the Demons were allowed to play in the Championship, but had to relocate to a city of their choosing. The Demons chose [[Murphyville, Takalim]], which had never hosted a professional ice hockey team before.

Since the end of {{W|World War II}}, the KIHC has admitted new teams in four occasions: [[1949–50 KIHC season|1949–50]] (the [[Chalmersville Admirals]], the [[Falșak Sharpshooters]], the [[San Rafael Sharks]] and the [[Rișen Badgers]]), [[1961–62 KIHC season|1961–62]] (the [[Lennoxton Bolts]]), [[1978–79 KIHC season|1978–79]] (the [[Tigupoke Tigers]]) and [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95]] (the [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]] and the [[Goldshore Panthers]]). The 1994–95 season marks the last time the KIHC has admitted new teams. The [[Evalria-Lág Tornado]] were scheduled to debut in the [[1986–87 KIHC season|1986–87 season]], but were subsequently expelled from the league before playing a single game, after the owner had been arrested in a police raid for money laundering. The KIHC was criticized for admitting the team without properly vetting the pitch and the people connected to it.

==Organizational structure==
{{Main|KIHC commissioner}}
Each team appoints a general manager, who oversees the day-to-day operations of the team and keeps in contact with the other teams and the KIHC staff. The general managers of the twenty teams appoint a [[KIHC commissioner|Commissioner]], who then appoints other key figures in the KIHC, namely the chief legal officer, director of sport operations, chief financial officer and the chief physician. A two-thirds majority of all teams, currently fourteen out of twenty, is required for changes in rules and salary, team applications and other motions to be approved.

The current Commissioner of the KIHC is [[Enéas Lakagi]], who has served in this capacity since June 17, 2018.

==Teams==
The number of teams in the KIHC has held constant at twenty since the [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95]] season, when the [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]] and the [[Goldshore Panthers]] were admitted into the Championship.

Teams participating in the KIHC exist as separate {{W|juridical person}}s; this means that theoretically, neither a team quitting the KIHC, nor the KIHC ceasing operations altogether would affect the daily operations of a team. To reduce the chances of teams quitting or folding, the organization and the teams negotiate a five-year contract, called the [[Hampshire Agreement]], which dictates the application of rules and any possible amendment thereof, as well as the distribution of television revenues and prize money. The Agreement was last renewed in 2022.

The are grouped into two geographical Divisions: Northern ([[Cartier Island]], [[Cape Sundervale]], [[New Kerry]], [[Takalim]], [[Urgel]], [[San Rafael]]) and Southern ([[Chalmersville]], [[Evalria]], [[Lág]], [[New Lothian]], [[Kalúen]], [[Janval]], [[Tigupoke]]).

The practice of relocating sports teams, common in oher North American sports leagues, is anathema to the Kalșerian public. The only time a KIHC team relocated was when the [[Murphyville Demons|Evalria Demons]] moved to Murphyville, Takalim in 1933.

===List of teams===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Overview of KIHC teams
|-
! Division
! Team
! class=unsortable|Colors
! City
! Arena
! Capacity
! Founded
! Joined
|-
! rowspan=10; style="background:#0039a6; color:white"|Northern !! [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#e60000}} {{Color box|#003d66}} || [[Lily, Cape Sundervale|Lily, CS]] || [[UBCS Arena]] || {{formatnum:17500}} || style="text-align:center"|1992 || style="text-align:center"|1994
|-
! [[Carnafarry Emeralds]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00995c}} || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry, NK]] || [[Carnbank Center]] || {{formatnum:19200}} || style="text-align:center"|1897 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Henriville Calanseriens]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#03c}} {{Color box|#fc3}} || [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville, CI]] || [[Fitzmann Center]] || {{formatnum:19313}} || style="text-align:center"|1900 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Murphyville Demons]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f30}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Murphyville, Takalim|Murphyville, TK]] || [[Murphyville Civic Arena]] || {{formatnum:15562}} || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1937
|-
! [[San Rafael Sharks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#004D96}} {{Color box|#6D99FF}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || [[Cerveza Oeste Arena]] || {{formatnum:17192}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Lennoxton Bolts]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fc3}} || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || {{formatnum:14506}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1961
|-
! [[Lennoxton Phantoms]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Carmack's Meats Center]] || {{formatnum:18259}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[St. Adrian Fire]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#f40}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian, UR]] || [[adrianarena]] || {{formatnum:18590}} || style="text-align:center"|1903 || style="text-align:center"|1904
|-
! [[Whiteriver Nighthawks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver, UR]] || [[Slick's Dome]] || {{formatnum:18417}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1928
|-
! [[Chalmersville Admirals]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#ffe200}} {{Color box|#2085da}} {{Color box|#003d66}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Nedwood Park, Chalmersville|Nedwood Park, CH]] || [[qLine Arena]] || {{formatnum:16829}} || style="text-align:center"|1945 || style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! rowspan=10; style="background:#fd0"|Southern !! [[Branbury Lumberjacks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00b36b}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena]] || {{formatnum:17628}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1915
|-
! [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#C5162D}} {{Color box|#FFE115}} || [[Uslar, Evalria|Uslar, EV]] || [[Quigley Arena]] || {{formatnum:16980}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Evalria Mustangs]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#005ce6}} {{Color box|#A70000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél, EV]] || [[Henclé Hotels Arena]] || {{formatnum:19523}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1922
|-
! [[New Lothian Highlanders]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#cc0000}} {{Color box|#06c}} {{Color box|#ffdd00}} || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || [[Caldontex Arena]] || {{formatnum:17572}} || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1936
|-
! [[Rișen Badgers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00961D}} {{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || [[1cell Center]] || {{formatnum:17215}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Falșak Sharpshooters]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#8920D9}} {{Color box|#ccc}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Falșak, Kalúen|Falșak, KL]] || [[Fillard Donuts Center]] || {{formatnum:15350}} || style="text-align:center"|1936 || style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Goldshore Panthers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#37C5C8}} || [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || [[Ed Marks Center]] || {{formatnum:16619}} || style="text-align:center"|1991 || style="text-align:center"|1994
|-
! [[Janval Blauers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#09f}} {{Color box|#003d66}} || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || [[Schumann Arena]] || {{formatnum:16652}} || style="text-align:center"|1936 || style="text-align:center"|1946
|-
! [[Percy Eagles]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#ea0049}} {{Color box|#aaa}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || [[BoixRossell Arena]] || {{formatnum:18195}} || style="text-align:center"|1898 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Tigupoke Tigers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#F16515}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill, TG]] || [[Merrill's Center]] || {{formatnum:16581}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1978
|}

=== Defunct teams ===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team
! City
! Arena
! Joined
! Left
! Fate
|-
! [[Saint-Jacques Athlétiques]]
| [[Jackson, Cartier Island|Jackson, CI]] || [[SJZ Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1901 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Evalria Hawks]]
| [[Sappejahamick, Evalria|Sappejahamick, EV]] || [[Sappejahamick Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Las Encinas Angels]]
| [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || [[St. Raphael Cantonal Garden]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1904 || Expelled from the KIHC over rent and playing venue disputes; folded in 1904
|-
! [[Branbury Meat Packers]]
| [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena|Branbury Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1907 || Withdrew from the KIHC due to low attendance figures; folded in 1911
|-
! [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1904–1930)]]
| [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena (1896–1932)|Old Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1904 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[New Lothian Kings (1913–1930)]]
| [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || [[Stroud Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Janval Dukes]]
| [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || [[Schumann Arena|Cantonal Arena of Janval]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Chalmersville Captains]]
| [[Colwyn Bay, Chalmersville|Colwyn Bay, LG]] || [[Grenitch Road Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Las Encinas Sharks]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the present-day San Rafael Sharks.}}
| Las Encinas, SR || [[St. Raphael Cantonal Garden]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Quincollia Mountaineers]]
| [[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín, LN]] || [[Forbes T. Graham Arena|Vemín National Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1914 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Joined the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Cape Sundervale Valiants]]
| [[King's Gate, Cape Sundervale|King's Gate, CS]] || [[King's Gate Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1919 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Folded in 1930 due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bremen Wolves]]
| [[Bremen, Janval|Bremen, JV]] || [[Stingemore Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1946 || Folded in 1946 due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1946–1952)|Lennoxton Gunslingers]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the 1904 Gunslingers.}}
| Lennoxton, TK || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1946 || style="text-align:center"|1952 || Folded in 1952 due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Haywick Hunters]]
| [[Haywick, New Kerry|Haywick, NK]] || [[McDonnell Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1946 || style="text-align:center"|1959 || Folded in 1959 due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Așalton Fongia]]
| Hartleyville, LN || [[Caldontex Arena|Humbert Brown Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1949 || style="text-align:center"|1950 || Suspended in 1950, withdrawn and folded by owner [[Éduin Kunarigi]] in protest of the 1955 [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri|Supreme Court]] ruling ''[[Kunarigi v. KIHC]]'', which ruled the Ralagia-only policy adopted by the team to be contrary to the [[Charter of Kalșeri|Charter]]
|-
! [[Kingsgate Maroons]]
| [[Kingsgate, New Kerry|Kingsgate, NK]] || [[Kingsgate Border Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1954 || style="text-align:center"|1965 || Folded due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[New Lothian Kings (1961–1977)]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the 1913 Kings.}}
| [[Bapkeegawatch, New Lothian|Bapkeegawatch, LN]] || [[Bapkeegawatch Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1961 || style="text-align:center"|1977 || Folded due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bournemouth Steelers]]
| [[Bournemouth, Urgel|Bournemouth, UR]] || [[Ewing Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1954 || style="text-align:center"|1965 || Folded due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Eastern Kalúen Warriors]]
| [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || [[Ed Marks Center]] || style="text-align:center"|1961 || style="text-align:center"|1974 || Folded due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Evalria-Lág Tornado]]
| [[Clovis, Lág|Clovis, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena|Branbury Municipal Arena]] || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1986 || Dissolved after the owner was arrested in a police raid. Listed as a member of the KIHC for the [[1986–87 KIHC season|1986–87 season]], did not play a single game.
|}

==Season structure==
A KIHC season lasts from early October to mid-March. Each team plays twenty-eight regular-season games: two matches, once home and once away, for every team within the division, and one game for each team of the other division.

Teams receive three points for winning a game, one for a draw, and none for losing. The four teams with the most points in each Division advance to the playoffs for the Reeve Cup. In case of a tie in the standings, the winning percentage, the head-to-head record, and goal difference are used to determine who enters the playoffs; should the tie still not be broken, a preliminary match is played. Each quarter-final consists of up to three games, each semi-final lasts up to five games, and the Reeve Cup Final can last up to seven games.

== Media coverage ==
Nationwide televised coverage for the KIHC is split between [[KalCom Sports]] and [[KBC Sports]], as well as their Kalhan-language sister channels. Games not broadcast nationally are made available through streaming platforms [[KalCom Player]], [[KBC More]] and [[icJCE]]. Radio coverage for KIHC games is also assigned to local radio networks, some of which belonging to the [[Union of Regional Broadcasters]]. All games are broadcast both in English and in Kalhan, as per national law.

{{W|YouTube}}, {{W|Instagram}} and {{W|Bluesky}} are the authorized social media partners for the KIHC and its teams. In August 2025, KIHC announced that the organization and the teams would cease using their {{W|Twitter|X/Twitter}} accounts and move to Bluesky.

== Draft ==
{{main|KIHC draft}}

Each June, the KIHC holds a draft, in which teams select players from high school or university sports teams, or from foreign leagues. The draft is divided into five rounds, each consisting of twenty picks, one for each team; the total of picks is thus one hundred. The order of the teams is determined by the winning percentage achieved in the last season. Teams may choose to trade picks for one or multiple drafts. The only stipulation in the draft process is that teams must draft at least two Kalhan speakers.

In the event of a new team joining the KIHC, an expansion draft is held. The new team is allowed to select up to fifteen players from the other teams, and the remaining players from high school or university teams, for a total of no more than twenty-three players, the maximum number allowed by the KIHC. The expansion draft was last held in [[1994 KIHC expansion draft|1994]] for the Cape Sundervale Sailors and the Goldshore Panthers.

==Trophies and awards==
===Teams===
The [[Reeve Cup]] ([[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: ''Reeve-kopa'') is the most prestigious team award in the KIHC. Originally named "CIHC Trophy", it was given its current name in 1912, in honor of Lucretius Reeve. The [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]] are the most successful KIHC team, with twenty-five Reeve Cups.

The team that has the most points in the regular season is awarded the Jim Gilmore Trophy. If two or more teams reach the same number of points, the award is given to the team with highest goal difference.

Although not contemplated in the KIHC rule book or any other by-law adopted by the organization, teams often display pennons for each time they reached first place in their Division.

===Players===
The Bill Dowd Trophy is assigned to the highest-scoring player of the regular season. The trophy is named in honor of [[Bill Dowd]], a player for the [[Hartleyville Highlanders]] who held the record for the most goals scored in a season (61, in the [[1953–54 KIHC season|1953–54 season]]) when the trophy was first awarded.

The Tom Clyburn Trophy and the Rúdiger Lekrigi Trophy are the awards respectively given to the player leading in assists and the goalkeeper that allows the fewest goals throughout the regular season.

==See also==
*[[List of KIHC records (team)]]
*[[List of KIHC records (individual)]]
*[[List of Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship arenas]]
*[[Kalșerian ice hockey league system]]

== Notes ==
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User:Symposium/Tales from Kalseri

2026-09-04T11:55:42Z

Symposium: /* The Knights of the Green Fields */ new chapter

Quirky stories about Kalșeri and its society.

==Taking shoes off at home==
It is a known fact that in some cultures, {{W|Tradition of removing shoes in home|taking shoes off}} in the home is customary. Is doing so the norm in Kalșeri?

Answer: ''depends''. In Kalșeri, taking shoes off is a gesture of trust towards the owner of the house; this derives from the custom of ancient warriors to remove their armor in environments they deemed safe enough to bar any sudden attack, allowing them to rest.

People normally do it when entering their own hose or a relative's house, and sometimes when staying at a close friend's house. However, this does not usually happen for stays lasting less than thirty minutes or visits to a generic friend's, coworker's or the employer's house.

It is also possible that Kalșerians take their shoes off when entering a house regardless of familial context. Some owners may ask guests to remove their shoes before entering, while others might not mind the guests entering their house with shoes still on. When in doubt, it's always a good idea to ask the owner.

==In cervisia veritas==
In 1906, the [[Hayworthsville, Kalúen]] Police Department was dealing with a murder case: Rufus J. Edswood, the owner of the local bank, was killed with a rake. All the clues were leading up to Eldon Shiggs, a farmer.

Shiggs was apprehended by the police: once questioning had started, he noticed that a half pint of beer was on the table. The police had placed it beforehand, as the result of a bet between policemen, who were convinced that if ''{{W|in vino veritas}}'' corresponded to the truth, then beer would likewise help the police discover the truth. He drank it at the behest of the officer. Once questioning had been resumed, the officers noticed that Shiggs was indeed more willing to tell the truth; half an hour of talking later, they gave him another glass of beer, which he happily drank. This went on for about five glasses of beer in total; at the sixth round of interrogation, the suspect confessed: he had indeed murdered Edswood.

The bet paid off. Soon after the success and the publicity surrounding it, Hayworthsville made offering a half pint of beer during police questionings official. By 1912, this custom was spread to every police department in Kalúen. However, officers started to complain about the amount of beer they had to buy and the increasing number of suspects who got in trouble with the law just to drink free beer; for those reasons, the law was changed to restrict the offer of the beverage to cases deemed serious. Another side effect that appeared was that suspects suffering from {{W|Coeliac disease|celiac disease}} did not feel well enough to continue the interrogation; thus, wine was introduced as an alternative to beer, so that people with said disease could request wine instead of beer.

The perfected method was extended to all of Kalșeri, and was kept as a nationwide law until 1981, when the Berschleider administration declared such expenses "unwarranted". Since then, some municipalities abolished the practice, while other towns, most often rural ones, have kept it, sometimes changing the beer to a cheap brand, as to deter loafers from clogging the queue at the police department.

==A fair house in Robert E. Lee==
No, it's not Tales from Kalșeri pulling a prank: [[New Lothian]] hosts – err, used to host – a municipality called [[Floyd, New Lothian|Robert E. Lee]]! The settlement was originally known as ''Eigmin'', but the name was changed for two reasons:
#there was already a municipality called [[Emin, Lág|Eigmin]], and
#the effects of the {{W|American Civil War}} made several thousands of {{W|Confederate States of America|Confederate}} citizens leave their homeland and settle in Kalșeri, especially in New Lothian.
These two factors contributed to Eigmin being rechristened ''Robert E. Lee'', in honor of {{W|Robert E. Lee|the Commander}}.

[[Ioen Rovuan]] banned foreign names for municipalities, changing the name of the municipality to ''Ienuvionrél'' between 1932 and 1934, after [[Tomas Ienuvion]], but once [[Ignașus Holbek]] revoked the ban, the town resumed its quirky name. Unsurprisingly, many of the people of Robert E. Lee, descendants of some of the ''Konfederasióngia'' who settled in Kalșeri, took pride in the name of the place they live in.

Similarly, another municipality in New Lothian was called [[Brown, New Lothian|Stonewall]], in honor of {{W|Stonewall Jackson}}; much of the population of Stonewall also descends from the Confederate expats.

The names caused controversy during the 2010's, and several petitions to rename the towns were created; some reached their signature threshold quicker than others, but their presence alone was enough to spark a hot debate on a cantonal and national level. New Lothian Governor [[Henry McIntyre]] said that he would look into the petitions and take action from there. After the New Lothian House of Representatives passed a resolution that would ban place names, statues and "other public projects" specifically honoring the Confederacy, [[2020 Hartleyville protest|a protest]] took place in [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville]], in which three people died as a result of conflicts between activists affiliated to the Black Lives Matter movement and white protesters claiming to be members of the [[Kalșerian Movement for Action|Movement for Action]].

Among the effects brought on by the act, Stonewall and Robert E. Lee were renamed "{{W|Shooting of Michael Brown|Brown}}" and "{{W|Killing of George Floyd|Floyd}}" respectively, officially after Governor Aeneas Brown (1812–1889) and Senator John Richard Floyd (1909–1988), although it is clear who else is honored; another effect of the act is the removal of all obelisks commemorating the fallen Confederate soldiers in northern New Lothian and {{W|P. G. T. Beauregard|Beauregard}} Boulevard in Hartleyville being renamed "Concordia Boulevard".

==Naming quandaries==
The only nationwide naming bill that has ever been passed in Kalșeri was an act in 1871, which banned "names that could cause offense or embarrassment", last names as first names and nicknames as full names. Individual cantons have since passed their own naming laws, with six of them signing the Naming Protocol of 1996, which expanded the ban to names "spelled in a way to cause difficulty to the bearer or to the public official", "overtly religious" names and "ultimately meaningless" names. An amendment to the Protocol was applied a year later, clarifying that foreign names were exempt from the ban.

The 1871 naming law was generally unknown to most people until 1913, when 23-year-old Jimmy Longsbrow from [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson]] was given the [[Kalșerian identity card|identity document]] with the name ''James''; when he pointed it out, he was told that his legal name had always been ''James'', rather than ''Jimmy'', due to the aforementioned 1871 law. His parents proceeded with a formal complaint to the civil registration office, ensuing a nationwide legal quarrel; their complaint was ultimately dismissed.

In 1922, the [[Bapkeegawatch, New Lothian|Bapkeegawatch Post]] reported that a baby boy was denied the name ''Cholmondeley'', allegedly because the pronunciation and the spelling were inconsistent, and also because the name was actually a last name.

During the latter half of the 20th century, the cases of rejected names increased, possibly due to the increased exposition to {{W|popular culture}}, such as ''{{W|Bonanza}}'' for a baby girl in 1962 and ''{{W|Marcus Welby, M.D.|Welby}}'' in 1975. In 1988, parent of two Jonathan LoRiccio from [[Rinnacade, New Kerry|Rinnacade]] launched a presidential campaign for the [[1989 Kalșerian presidential election|next election]]; his platform included the abolition of all naming laws in the country, after his applications to name his children ''Dweezil'', male, and ''Moon Unit'', female, as a homage to {{W|Frank Zappa}}, were rejected. He polled well below the top five candidates. LoRiccio announced that he would run again in [[1994 Kalșerian presidential election|1994]], with the same platform as the one for 1989, after being told that a friend of his could not name his son ''{{W|Judas Priest}}''; he withdrew before Election Day, thus not appearing in any ballot paper.

A peculiar name that was rejected in 1998 was ''Glaybson Davensley Humberto'', given to the son of second-generation Brazilian Kalșerians living in [[Stroughton, Lág|Stroughton, LG]]. Fulgencio Gonçalves Hasenkamp, the child's father, attempted to appeal the rejection, but then gave up and instead agreed to name his son Lúcio Humberto; he then founded the ''Committee for the Freedom of Naming'', which submits complaints to civil registration offices on behalf of parents who wanted to name their children in unusual names, such as ''Rage'' and ''Ravage'' in 2001, ''6ix'' in 2006, ''Slash'' in 2009, ''Godpraise Jedediah'' in 2013, the sibling set ''Brynleigh'', ''Jetzyn'' and ''Tapestry'' in 2017 and ''Ryleigh'', ''Bentlee'' and ''Jezra'' in 2019; of these names, only Slash was accepted as the result of an appeal. Hasenkamp would go on to run for President in [[2019 Kalșerian presidential election|2019]], receiving less than 0.5% of the votes.

==Founded in rivalry==
If you read the history of the towns of [[Calvary Hill, Janval|Calvary Hill]] and Moncarryton, both located in [[Janval]], you will notice that the founders of the city had something in common: Josiah and Augustus Mulbridge were brothers. In 1857, the town of Calvary Hill was founded on an unnamed hill, by Josiah Mulbridge. The brothers seemed to get along until it was time to elect a mayor; after a fight at a nearby bar, Augustus resigned from all the positions he held in Calvary Hill and created a settlement closer to the coast and called it "Mountcalvarytown", which became Moncarryton in 1927. The two brothers set up a smear campaign against each other's town which would go on for many years; one of the points of contention was which town was founded first: those who lived in Calvary Hill argued that their village was established first, while the inhabitants of Mountcalvarytown insisted that their settlement received the status of ''town'' first.

Josiah and Augustus would die in 1884 and 1889 respectively, but the fight would last for almost one more century. In 1978, as part of a local government reform in Janval, voters who lived in the two municipalities were asked whether the two towns should merge: in a hotly-debated campaign, the Yes votes slightly edged out the No votes, and the two municipalities became one, thus quelling more than a century of differences. The rivalry lives on in a friendly sports competition held every year in the municipality, to determine which town is "better".

==Why is there no DST in Kalșeri?==
The lack of {{W|daylight saving time}} in the world is mostly reserved to tropical countries, where the amount of sunlight would not justify its introduction. Some jurisdictions used to have DST, but then got rid of it. Kalșeri is notably the only developed country in the Western Hemisphere to have never adopted DST.

Why? It all began in 1919, when the Daylight Saving Time Act was introduced in the House of Representatives, as a means to improve business with foreign companies, to save energy and to reduce crime. The Act was approved by the House, but then it died in the Senate. Crucially, Kalșeri did not enter World War I – not officially, that is – and thus the need to conserve energy had not been as strong as it was in Europe or the United States.

In 1951, the House began discussing the second iteration of the Daylight Saving Time Act. The Liberals argued that it would bring more daylight in the summer and that the change would make Kalșeri "fit better in world trade", and the act had the backing of President [[Stevan Geasergi]]. What it lacked was popular support: several protests were reported in Evalria, Percy, Lennoxton, St. Adrian and other big cities, all featuring the slogan "Don't touch our clocks!". The bill was rejected 78–69, with the Social Cooperation Party being the driving force against the adoption of DST, citing insufficient evidence that it would actually help commerce.

The debate has lived on since then, and the Daylight Saving Time Act has been brought up six more times since the 1951 iteration (1958, 1973, 1989, 2006, 2013, 2019), but it is unclear whether Kalșeri will ever adopt DST, especially after a link between DST and health problems has surfaced.

==We Don't Need No Airport Expansion==
In 1996, the CEO of [[KalAirports|Kalșerian Airports]] highlighted that the capacity for the [[Ignașus Holbek Evalria International Airport|Evalria International Airport]] would run out by 2002. President [[Phil Garner]] tasked [[Minister of Infrastructure of Kalșeri|Minister of Infrastructure]] [[Neil Mansley]] to identify the doable ways to expand the airport; when it was consolidated that the most feasible options required the demolition of buildings in use, the Garner Cabinet abandoned the project. The ideas of promoting [[Evalria Branbury Airport|Evalria's second airport]] into an international airport or building a new one away from residential areas were deemed too costly.

The same warning was repeated in 1999, and this time, newly-elected President [[Alejandra Ríos Soriano]] decided to take action: under [[Stan Morgenbau]], Mansley's successor, the most cost-efficient plan was chosen. The side effect of the chosen plan was that a few buildings in the residential quarter of [[Grel, Evalria|Grel]] would have to be demolished. Ríos Soriano chose to go ahead with the expansion of the airport, ignoring the protest of the local authorities of Grel. The airport could now withstand more passenger traffic, but 350 people lost their homes; this caused a media uproar, from which the [[350-Eri]] would emerge. The far-left group would go on to kidnap Ríos Soriano and some of her ministers. Stan Morgenbau was murdered when his car was detonated, killing two bodyguards as well.

The political consequences of the controversy were that 12 Representatives left the Liberal Democratic Party, the Blues lost control of the House in [[2002 Kalșerian House of Representatives election|2002]] and their presidential candidate, [[George Wellkiss]], [[2004 Kalșerian presidential election|lost to]] [[Robert Havlichek]]. To de-escalate the situation, Havlichek financially compensated the evacuees and set up a small neighborhood in the city out of abandoned lots. The Transportation Expansion Act was subsequently passed in 2006, to prevent such controversies in the future.

==One name, two entities==
It is a well-established fact, but still a hotly-contested one, that [[Evalria]] is the capital city of Kalșeri. With a million and a half inhabitants, the city, which is also its own canton, does what capital cities usually do.

Nothing special comes to mind, until we look at some older maps of the city: there's a small area in the inner part of the city that is colored, or otherwise differently labeled from the rest of the city, which includes the area around [[Evalria Museum of Modern Art|Ganner Building]], former residence of the Governor of the British Province of Callen. Officially called ''Town of Evalria'', this area is usually referred to as ''Ganner's Quarter''.

The small area was established in 1717, in an effort to protect Ganner Building and its workers from outside crime, in what was then called ''New Leeds''. After Kalșeri achieved its independence, the Town of New Leeds was renamed "Town of Evalria", but it was still separated from the City. The Town's existence became increasingly irrelevant as the City grew, but its rights to appoint the Lord Mayor of Evalria and elect its own legislative assembly, the Thing of the Quarter, were kept intact; other benefits of whoever resided in the Town included priority in a number of services, such as public transportation and health care.

The Town of Evalria would cease to exist in 1996, when the law establishing the Town of Evalria was repealed by the City's [[Chamber of Aldermen of Evalria|Chamber of Aldermen]] around the same time the Thing of the Quarter approved a motion allowing the dissolution of the Town; among the driving factors of the dissolution were administrative and political irrelevance, as both the Thing and the Lord Mayor had lost their purpose and power, and did little more than perform ceremonial tasks, and the aforementioned benefits were either repealed or ignored throughout the years. The Town lives on through its own street signs and the iconic green and yellow tiles and posts that once defined the boundaries of the Town.

==Hiding in plain sight==
{{W|Area 51}} is among the most well known places in the world, despite – or due to – its outstanding secrecy. The US is far from the only place to have such secret places; among the countries with such geographical quirks is Kalșeri.

Until 2006, the Rosby Bay Military Aviation Complex (RBMAC, or "Arby Mac" for the locals; ICAO: '''BAXX'''), situated about 20 km (12 mi) northeast of [[Rosby, Kalúen|Rosby, KL]] was one such place. Built in 1959 by the Kalșerian Air Force, the Ministry of Defense, the Defense Agency, the Air Force and every other agency representing the State was legally banned from talking about it; those who worked at the Complex were also affected by the gag order.

Despite the lack of official coordinates for the RBMAC, some of its buildings could be seen from Highway 4, and it had its own dedicated exit, called ''Facilities'': about a hundred "unauthorized subjects" entered the one-kilometer buffer zone surrounding the Complex, and all of them faced severe penal repercussions for trespassing. The RBMAC was so secretive that not even the President was allowed to visit it without explicit authorization from the Air Force. If a visitor were to enter the ICAO code of the place in the KalAirports website, the page would tell them that the code was in use, but, unlike any other airport, it only gave the canton in which this code was used; coordinates, name and all other data were hidden.

Due to the highly secretive nature of the RBMAC, many conspiracy theories speculated that the site was used to test BoixRossell {{W|Heavy bomber|heavy}} {{W|strategic bomber}}s, {{W|nuclear weapon}}s or even store {{W|Unidentified flying object|UFO}}s and aliens. Some residents in the area recall seeing unusual aircraft fly above their heads.

The documents relating to the Complex were declassified in 2006, and the gag order was also lifted. Since then, several tour operators organized trips around the Complex with the authorization of the Ministry of Defense and the Air Force.

==Eugène Fabron, the ''Major'' of Cartier Island==
When we think of controversial politicians, we don't usually mention governors of a subdivision of a country, and chances are that Kalșeri is no exception. However, once we ask someone from [[Cartier Island]] to mention a famous Governor, the answer is pretty much unanimous: '''Eugène Fabron''' (1878–1955), President of the Cantonal Council from 1924 to 1955. ''Mon Major'' to some, ''le Grand Intimidateur'' to others, Fabron is among the best-known cantonal governors in Kalșeri and the rest of the world.

Born in 1878 in [[Nouvelle-Besançon, Cartier Island|Nouvelle-Besançon]] to a cobbler and a teacher, Fabron was raised by a deeply Catholic family, which would influence his way of thinking. According to his memoirs, he was planning to become a priest before being drafted in 1899. After being relieved of active duty five years later, {{W|Major}} Fabron moved to Henriville and started his political career with the Christian Democrats. There, he rose up the ranks to become the cantonal secretary of the party.

In the 1924 gubernatorial election, Fabron used his Christian rhetoric to denounce incumbent Governor Romain Lécuyer (Kalhan Front) as "corrupt" and "morally incapable of leading this canton", winning with a 7% lead over Lécuyer. As Governor, Fabron greatly expanded the role of the Catholic Church in the cantonal education and health care systems, as well as the welfare state, to provide free health care to all working Cartierois. This meant that Cartier Island had an extremely low unemployment rate compared to the other cantons. He used health care to forcefully solve the 1927 general strike in Henriville by making it so that striking meant losing the free health care coverage.

A fundamental part of Fabron's policies was the establishment of a cantonal identity for Cartier Island: pious, hardworking and French. Among other far-reaching acts, he:
*introduced the ''Service Cantonal'', a form of hybrid civil-military {{W|conscription}} in which natural-born citizens aged 18 to 25 were sent to work for charitable organizations, the municipal fire brigade, the cantonal militia or the cantonal health care system;
*restricted all "non-essential" usage of English and Kalhan;
*imposed a 25% {{W|sin tax}} on alcohol, tobacco, firearms and gambling;
*abolished the cantonal Senate; and
*cut the wages of all canton-wide political officers in half.

Starting from 1936, accusations of anti-Semitism and electoral fraud started to be reported by the local media, which would impact his 1939 presidential campaign and force him to withdraw, essentially handing the nomination to Walter Tillson. Fabron would run for the highest office in Kalșeri again in 1949, but he was defeated in the primary elections.

In the latter half of his tenure, Fabron would start behaving erratically. He openly mused separation from Kalșeri and unification with {{W|Quebec}}, and started clashing with the internal opposition, especially with the Cartierois Resurrection Party, a political movement that opposed his big-state and confessional politics. Fabron tried to get the CRP banned, but the Supreme Court of Kalșeri threw the suit out of court, stating that "the opposition is an essential part of a functioning society".

Eugène Fabron was serving his eighth consecutive term when he died on January 28, 1955, at 76. He was succeeded by Lieutenant Governor Christophe Martin, who would go on to serve until 1960. While Martin was a fellow Christian Democrat, he made efforts to liberalize the Cartierois society, as would the succeeding governors Arnaud Cloutier, Aldéric Bret and Joe Harken, the first English-speaking Governor of Cartier Island.

Fabron's policies would go on to shape Cartier Island well after his death, and his legacy lives on. Although no longer mandatory since 1998, the ''Service Cantonal'' remains popular in the Canton. Élodie Fabron, his fourth granddaughter, served as Mayor of Henriville from 2004 to 2019 and as a member of the People's Assembly, the cantonal legislature, before being appointed Minister of Gender Equality by President [[Jim Babich]].

Due to his political positions and long tenure, Fabron has often been compared to {{W|Maurice Duplessis}}, Premier of Quebec from 1936 to 1939 and from 1944 to 1959.

==Two-five-what?!==
Battle of Hammond, 813 AD. The Lág Army, led by King Rovuan VII, is about to face the Eastern Kalúen tribe. This will enter the annals of history as Rovuan's first try at conquering the neighboring Kalúen. For this battle, Rovuan decides to use the same direct strategy that brought him victory against the fractured Așál tribes.

At first, the battle seems to be even, but a tactical blunder on th Lág side allows the Kaluonians to fend off the attack successfully. While the exact number of casualties is lost to history, Holtan Lérfuansi Ríșenfi, Rovuan's court historian, attests Kaluonian losses at about fifty, whereas the number of Lág soldiers killed in action was much higher: 254.

Embarrassed by the defeat and the subsequent cowardly retreat, Rovuan VII ordered Holtan and everyone else not to blemish his record by mentioning the number of dead Lág soldiers in what would become the worst loss in his military history, lest they faced a lengthy reprimand, and made it illegal for the number 254 to be uttered anywhere near him, with banishment from Evalria as a punishment.

The purported origin story is now mostly regarded as mythical, as there is little proof that King Rovuan VII actually ordered such a thing. A more plausible theory is that this aversion comes from the fact that this number was written as R-Ļ-Ç in Kalhan numerals, and the word ''raļaçi'' (''raiáș(i)'' in modern Kalhan) means "suffering; to suffer".

This ''diakosioipentekontatetraphobia'' persists in the Kalșerian public mind (moreso in Kalhan-speaking communities), and has a few tangible examples:
*Elements in a list will bear "euphemisms" such as 255-1, 253+1, 253.5, 253.99, 25X, or won't be marked at all.
*Kalșerians avoid performing any action or host any event at 02:54, 12:54, 22:54 and, to a lesser extent, 14:54 (2:54 PM), as they consider these times to bring bad luck. If you're an employee at a company where most of your coworkers are Ancestral Kalșerians, and you've wondered why your ''ralagia'' friends stop working for a minute around 3 PM, this is probably why.
*Prices for more expensive items will either stop at ħ253.95, or go over at ħ255.
*There is an obscure cantonal ordinance in Lág that prohibits "the utterance of the number 254 in sites related to Rovuan VII".
*At the start of the year, fans of the [[Lág Spors Club]] regularly burn a jersey bearing the cursed number for good luck. Fans of rival teams will sometimes chant "2-5-4" in an attempt to make Lág lose.

There is a quirk in the superstition, however: the number 25.4 is usually not "censored".

==The Odd One Out: the rise and fall of Invicta Evalria==
When it comes to Kalșerian association football, four clubs have won more than five national titles: Evalria Citizens, Olympia Takalim, Internacional Las Encinas and Tașarél Cavaliers. Some other clubs can say they're in the Firmament as well; that was the objective for a little-known club that suddenly found itself fighting for the Premier League title: '''Invicta Evalria'''.

Founded in 1999 by businessmen Drew Manley and John Antoniewicz, Invicta Evalria adopted a market strategy fundamentally different from that of the other clubs: it targeted free agents and those who chose not to extend their playing contract, promising all sorts of gifts to make the prospective players join, and focused on its talented young players from around the world.

After breezing through the cantonal leagues, Invicta Evalria reached and won the Gateway League 2 in 2002, succeeded by a convincing Gateway League 1 title, and then a victory of the Challenge League that sent sports newspapers in a collective state of ecstasy, writing about this minnow that rose through the ranks and became a Premier League team in the span of six seasons. When Invicta Evalria reached the Premier League in 2005, they were met with extreme curiosity by causal fans, but were also mocked by fans of other Evalrian clubs for seemingly having no fans.

3 September 2005. The scene is set at the 10,500-seater Aitkenville City Stadium. It is the fifty-ninth minute of Invicta Evalria-Lág SC, currently 1–0. KBC commentators Jim Ryman and Phil Grammatico notice something is amiss:
<poem style="float:left; margin-left:1em;">
'''Jim Ryman:''' [Hank] Floros approaching Eddy... Now, what is Floros doing there?! I don't know what Lág's mind game is, but it sure ain't working.
'''Phil Grammatico:''' Makes you wonder what Sam Grimble's doing.
'''Ryman:''' Oh! [Cary] Jenkins has come out of the left field and... No. Come on. That wasn't worthy of a penalty.
'''Grammatico:''' That was clearly simulated... The referee coming towards Jenkins and–a ''red'' card? No way!
'''Ryman:''' Oh, no, no, no. Something's rotten here. Lág ain't no title contenders, but no way in frozen Hell they'd make ''this'' many mistakes! You seeing this, Phil?
'''Grammatico:''' This is unbelievable! Surely I must be hallucinating.
'''Ryman:''' Words fail me.
'''Grammatico:''' I have never seen a game with so many mistakes.
'''Ryman:''' If I were a Lág fan, I'd be asking for a refund! And much more!
</poem>
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And indeed, Lág fans began to leave the stadium before the match was over; the final result would be 2–0. The following day, Ryman expressed his concerns that Invicta-Lág had been {{W|match fixing|fixed}} to the Kalșerian Association Football Federation. During the investigation, the KAFF found that:
*three players had their age reduced by ten years to seem more attractive to prospective buyers, thereby inflating their value, and their identity documents were forged to reflect their supposed age;
*no less than four matches of the last CL season had been fixed as to aid the meteoric "rise" of Invicta, paying referees and sometimes paying full teams to lose to Invicta;
*sales of Invicta Evalria players were massively inflated, as to make it seem that the club was making more money than it actually was;
*several "gifts" to newcomers had not been declared;
*the match against Lág had indeed been fixed.
These revelations echoed throughout the world: the story of the underdogs defeating all odds and coming close to winning the title soon changed into that of dishonesty and bribes. Further fueling these accusations was the fact that Drew Manley had previously been jailed for {{W|securities fraud}}.

Angered by the alleged invasion of privacy suffered by his club, Drew Manley sued the Federation, but lost. The KAFF was thus allowed to go ahead and enforce the punishment: Invicta Evalria were stripped of their seventh place and relegated to the Challenge League. The players whose age was faked were also banned from competing in all professional competitions sanctioned by the Federation, fourteenth-place Folkestone City were saved from relegation in the process, and Drew Manley and John Antoniewicz were banned from owning a soccer club operating under the KAFF.

Forced back into the Challenge League, Invicta Evalria still had some playing charm left, although almost all of their matches featured heckling. The performance took a hit when the disgraced owners were sent to jail for their crimes a year prior, but the club itself managed to avoid relegation, and would go on to play until Summer of 2008, when it declared bankruptcy. Since then, the exchange of players has been regulated more tightly, former convicts of fraud have been banned from owning a team operating under the KAFF, and higher degrees of financial transparency have been mandated by the Federation.

In 2015, Manley and Antoniewicz attempted to bypass the ownership ban by creating the National Football Association, a rival to the KAFF that operated more similarly to the American sports competitions. The NFBA finished two and a half seasons before folding due to insolvency.

==Kalsploitation==
If it's successful, it's bound to have at least some epigones, be it in an attempt to cash in on the latest trend, or for necessity. This fact of life rings even more true when you stumble upon Rían Dalgi (1925–2001), a Kalhan-speaking director and producer known for churning out a myriad of movies throughout his forty-year career. Most of his movies shared three traits: they were in Kalhan, they were cheap, and parts of them were suspiciously similar to popular foreign movies, which led to them becoming known as "Kalsploitation" movies.

How did this all start? The rise of Kalsploitation movies is attributed to three reasons:
#there was little demand to dub movies into Kalhan;
#the local cinema industry was tiny;
#the national and local governments were ready to give grants to anyone who planned to film in Kalșeri.

Dalgi founded the Dalgi Kínemakoní (DKK; "Dalgi Cinema Corporation") in 1959, and wasted no time in producing and directing movies "inspired" by other successful movies. The following are some of the more famous movies produced by Dalgi:
*''Deepest Blue'', 1966. A dorky and ambitious policeman is ordered to investigate the disappearance of Deepest Blue, a 350-carat sapphire belonging to the Lágan family.
*''Secret Agent No. 9'' (''Edienaugi Nau 9''), 1968. The titular KDA agent must thwart the plans of an evil company to build a weapon capable of destroying the world.
*''To The Moon and Beyond'' (''Lago ed elto''), 1970. Five astronauts are sent to the moon to determine whether humans can live there, but they soon meet an unlikely guest.
*''In the Scioni Years'' (''Scioni-iarnie''), 1974. The story of a young couple on their last year of high school in 1950s Percy.
*''Șunageri'', 1976. Former ''șunagi'' Natán Rosi, now a penniless alcoholic, takes revenge on the colleague who framed him for a crime he did not commit.
*''The Director'' (''Ralsagi''), 1979. A frustrated director – played by Rían Dalgi himself – cannot think of a good plot for his latest project, and ends up consulting with his friends and family, who all give wildly different suggestions.

While Dalgi's movies did have some moments of genuine charm, they were mostly known for their cheap effects, subpar acting, supposedly serious moments becoming a source of unintentional comedy, and improbable twists to otherwise formulaic stories. Initially liquidated in few words by critics, Dalgi's repertoire of narm and bathos achieved the status of "cult classic".

Of course, Dalgi was not the only person to churn out Kalsploitation movies, but he held the box-office monopoly on fiction-based Kalhan-language movies from the mid-1960s to the early 2000s. The end of this monopoly can be summed up in four key reasons:
#the rise of more "serious" Kalhan-language actors and directors as a countermeasure to Dalgi's quick-and-dirty movies;
#low-budget Dalgi-esque movies becoming the subject of an increasing social stigma and decreasing box office performance;
#Dalgi's death in 2001;
#Kalhan dubs of foreign movies becoming more common starting from the 1990s.

Dalgi's death prompted the rise of several "neo-Dalgist" directors who wish to preserve the legacy of Kalsploitation movies, often to cold acceptance from critics and the box office.

==The National Football Association, or: My own KAFF with blackjack and hookers==
Following the Invicta scandal, Drew Manley and John Antoniewicz were banned from owning a club operating in the Kalșerian Association Football Federation (KAFF), as the 2006 KAFF Statute added a rule that prevented people jailed for securities fraud at any point of their lives from taking part in the KAFF under non-playing capacities. Invicta Evalria was therefore sold to an Evalrian investor, before ceasing operations in 2008.

Manley and Antoniewicz's interest in the sport did not stop, though, and in 2015, they founded the National Football Association. While mostly similar to the KAFF, the newly-born NFBA quickly highlighted what set it apart from the rival federation:
*NFBA teams would be run more similarly to the various American sports organizations;
*a salary cap would be introduced;
*all teams would be playing in the same division;
*the title would be decided via an elimination tournament, rather than the traditional championship model used in the Premier League and elsewhere in the world;
*players would be allowed to choose a custom name on the back of their shirts;
*there would be no offside rule;
*the rules for unsportsmanlike conduct would be significantly relaxed;
*the golden goal would be re-introduced.

"A new idea of soccer" was the mantra used by the NFBA. Indeed, Drew Manley stated in the pre-match opening ceremony that the NFBA would be "the first piece of a puzzle that will span the entire globe" for his idea of the sports.

The twelve teams that participated in the first season of the NFBA were:
*Invicta Evalria, a revival of the club of the same name;
*the Kalúen Rockets;
*the Takalim Rangers (based in Folkestone);
*the St. Adrian Cyborgs;
*the Janval Salamanders (based in Bremen);
*the Lennoxton Groove;
*the San Rafael Werewolves (based in Loskaf);
*the New Lothian Thrashers (based in Geeseekulkoo);
*the New Kerry High Kings (based in Rinnacade);
*the Tigupoke Horsemen (based in Finisterra);
*the Vemín Cobras;
*the Chalmersville Neptune.

The NFBA soon reached a deal with JC Eldridge-owned XLNSports, in which the network would air the Final Four tournament live, as well as the opening game for the 2015 season. In the first season, the average attendance was 2,958, with a peak high of 5,104 in the opening match Takalim Rangers-Tigupoke Horsemen.

However, the attendance figures sharply decreased for the 2016 season, and XLNSports said that the number of spectators, live and on TV, was not enough to guarantee a renewal. Following the end of the deal, the NFBA had to resort to streaming its matches for free on YouTube, with bare-bones graphics and no commentators.

In the middle of the 2017 season, the NFBA announced that it would cease operations for the rest of the season due to lack of funding.

==The Williams Incident==
May 13, 1999. It's a cool Thursday night, which means that KBC is airing its flagship game show ''Risk!''. On that night, three people : in decreasing order of money won, they are Ernie Williams, an aspiring teacher from Clovis, Lág, with ħ36,000 in the bank; Phyllis Wexler, a tailor from Sayooville, Kalúen, who has won ħ19,000; and Julio Rodríguez, born in Jardines, San Rafael and living in Evalria, who managed to win ħ12,000. Wexler is performing rather poorly for a four-week champion, and Rodríguez has a nasty tendency to get tiny but important details wrong. Williams is confident that he will unseat that lady and become the new champion, as evidenced by his beaming smile.

It is the final round of the game. Under the rules of ''Risk!'', contestants are given the choice to double their winnings by answering a series of questions about a topic of their choosing in 60 seconds. With a potential win of ħ24,000, Rodríguez goes first. The questions he is given are about the club he roots for, Santa Cruz de Las Encinas, and while they may seem complicated to a casual spectator, he answers them all correctly with little hesitation. This all is for naught, though, because Wexler's knowledge of Lionel Richie's music nets her a ħ38,000 gain. It all comes down to Williams: will he be the one to interrupt Wexler's month-long reign as Champion?

The host, Robert Wellington, is reading the questions, all centered around President Enrik Gann, when a beep is heard across the studio. Wellington asks "I'm sorry, did I just hear a beep?" as the lights fade back in. After three security members pat down the contestants and search their cabins to check whether any of them had smuggled in "illegal devices", a discovery is made: a pager was hidden in Williams's cabin. Naturally, the question in the minds of the spectators is: "How on Earth did he almost get away with that?" Following a request of explanation by the host, Williams confesses that he had hidden it in his trousers, and took it out during the ad break while everyone was distracted.

"I'm not even angry, I am just... disappointed", says Wellington. "Why would you, an aspiring teacher and a man of great culture, do such a thing? What sorta role model were you hoping to be? What sortsa lessons were you hoping to teach kids? That cheating in game shows is OK?" Despite Williams pleading ignorance, the host disqualifies him on the spot, and rules that Phyllis Wexler is still Champion. The usual consolation prize of ħ5,000 is not given to Williams.

All major networks will end up implementing tougher pre-taping inspections to prevent such an event happening again. The ''Risk!'' set will also be redesigned a year later, to allow the host to see more clearly what the contestants are doing.

The Supreme Court of Lág will later rule that Williams's claim of the KBC actively preventing him from earning the title of Champion is unfounded.

==How'd You Say It? The pronunciation of borough names in Evalria==
Like all big cities, Evalria is divided into eight boroughs, which have some power over their own matters and, more importantly, names: Evanstown, Gwastatir, Hampshire, Maryshill, St. Joseph, Sappejahamick, Tașarél and Uslar. The pronunciations of most of them have shifted throughout history, and some pronunciations make way for others.

St. Joseph and Hampshire are easy ones: the first is intuitively pronounced as written, and the second is pronounced exactly like the county in England and the US State that took its name, though the leading H may sometimes be muted in colloquial speech.

Being that Tașarél and Uslar are derived from Kalhan, the pronunciations (/ˌtæʃəˈrɛl/ and /ˈuːslɑr/) mimic the source language.

The longest of the eight names, Sappejahamick often leaves foreigners stumped. The Borough Council of Sappejahamick comes to the rescue by listing that the name is to be read /ˌsæpədʒəˈhæmɪk/ (or "sap-puh-djuh-ham-ick", as the website of the Borough Council puts it). This name comes from Mikmaq ''saqpejaqamig'', ("swamp"), which is appropriate given that prior to the late 1800s, the Evalrian Swamp used to be where the Borough stands today. The pronunciation /ˌsæpədʒəˈheɪmɪk/ is sometimes heard from foreigners, and always met with a groan by residents of the area.

The A's in Gwastatir, Welsh for "flatland", are where trouble begins. First off, the first A: is it /ə/ or /ɑː/? The answer to this is so uncertain that if you ask one person twice, you might get two different results. The second A has been variously pronounced as /ɑː/, /æ/ and /eɪ/. However, residents agree that the third sillable is pronounced /tiː(ə)r/, much like in Welsh; this hasn't stopped non-locals from pronouncing it /tər/, especially coupled with the /eɪ/ before it.

With its four accepted pronunciations, Evanstown, named after Christopher C. Evans, the second mayor of Evalria after independence, is also bound to prop up an intense discussion. The first letter alone is enough to generate plenty an argument, as the local population is divided on whether it's /ɛ/ or /iː/. The "-town" suffix is another source of disagreement: the Borough maintains that the "W" is not silent (i.e. /-taʊn/), but the pronunciation /-tən/ is the clear winner in colloquial speech.

But the "Most Likely to Be the Start of Many an Argument" award goes to Maryshill. Once written "Mary's Hill", it is still pronounced that way by elderly people and in official speech, but on the informal side of things, whole 'nother story: "Mary" may be pronounced /mærɪ/, /mɛər/ or /mɑr/; the "S" is sometimes /s/ and sometimes /z/; "hill" can be any among /hɪl/, /ɪl/ and /əl/. The situation with that name is such that it isn't mentioned anywhere in the Evalria Underground, and celebrities will spice things up by either switching between the many pronunciations available, or by creating an unpredictable and often jocular one: famous cases include "marshal", courtesy of Sebastianus Linș, /meɪˈriːzaɪl/ (Brian Feene), "Marussia", "Maranello", "Azumarill" or even "Megatron". I wonder how William and Mary would be feeling about the last one.

==How I Lost My Job as Senator on TV==
On February 11, 2021, an article published by ''The Lens'' framed Sen. Richard Heinemann (D-JV) in what the paper considered to be stalking. Heinemann refused to respond to the accusation, and instead had his lawyer send a cease and desist to ''The Lens'', adding that "[he] will go to any length to prove [his] innocence". On the February 19 issue, ''The Lens'' picked up on Heinemann's declaration and wrote that the editors had contacted JC Eldridge to give Heinemann a chance to defend himself... on ''No Holds Barred'', the most fiery talk show in the country.

Eldridge Broadcasting publishes an image with a statement signed by Bill Haven, warning Heinemann that the case involves a matter that could be debated on more constructively in a legal context. The Senator commented on the same post: "I don't care. Bring it on!"

The March 3, 2021 started out with the usual ''Weekly Rant'', followed by ''The Wall of Shame'' and ''The Trial of...''. Spectators were probably aware of the Heinemann case, but did not seem to think too much about it – the sneek peak intentionally and unusually left out the ''Bombs Away!'' section – until a group of people, among which a balding man with a mustache, walked onto the set.

"So, uh... why don't you introduce yourselves to the audience here?" In total, seven people did so: Sen. Richard Heinemann; Gloria Dawes, Heinemann's ex-wife; Sharron Montfort, Heinemann's new wife; Dakota Heinemann, Richard's daughter from the first marriage; Grant Wagner, the one who took the incriminating photos; Mildred and Fred Wojcik, Richard Heinemann's neighbors.

'''Exhibit A:''' a picture of a car: more precisely, a black 2019 Wilheimer Gale. The license plate is visible. Heinemann shook his head, and denied that he drove such car. Dawes, however, had her partner record a video of the Senator staying close to the car. "It could have been a look-alike!", argued Heinemann. "An actor hired by The Lens on behalf of my ex-wife to get rid of me, to defame me!" Dawes and Wagner denied this.

Mildred Wojcik pointed out that Heinemann did not have any bodyguard-looking person close to him. Heinemann explained that he wasn't given one. Fred Wojcik, a former Member of Congress himself, countered that all Members of Congress and Ministers are given an escort for all visits. "You can thank the 350 Crew for that."

'''Exhibit B:''' a screenshot of some strange texts. Dakota explained that she got these texts from unknown numbers, and that they all said something among the lines of "Oh, she's got another thing coming!"

Heinemann held up his phone and said that his phone had been hacked. A perplexed Montfort replied by asking her husband two questions: "Why would a hacker just get into a Senator's phone and start sending all those weird texts, then?" and "How and why would a hacker know the names and details of the family of a Senator from Kalșeri?"

The Senator was sweating. "Scare tactics! Blackmail! That's why!", he stuttered. He mentioned a loan shark he used to owe money to. Dawes denied ever hearing about or seeing such person. "And why would a loan shark scare ''us'', and why ''now''?"

'''Exhibit C:''' Heinemann's paranoia. Sharron added that her husband had been unusually vague and hostile about where he was going. "When I asked if I could come, he said it was a business meeting. I often go to business dinners with him, so being told no definitely raised a red flag. And he usually tells me who is it that he goes dining with." Richard raised his hands and shouted "NDA! It was an NDA! State secrets were involved!"

Dawes mentioned that the Senator had a history of deflecting blame through improbable conspiracy theories. "Not the flat Earth or the alien kind: the 'everyone is against me' kind."

After over an hour of arguing and shouting, Haven ordered an audience voice vote, which turned out to be overwhelmingly against Heinemann.

The day after the episode aired, Heinemann was expelled from the Liberal Democratic Party, and did not run in the 2022 general election, as a "lawful" version of the episode was taking place.

==Griston-Hazelton: The Car That (Sorta) Was==
Founded in 1901 by Gideon Griston and Richard Hazelton, Griston-Hazelton began life by modifying cars to enhance their speed. The company started developing a series of cars in-house in 1908, but soon switched to importing cars from the United States and the United Kingdom and rebadging them due to increasing costs. While the new strategy helped bring down costs somewhat, competition with Wilheimer, as well as foreign car makers operating in Kalșeri, was still fierce, and Griston-Hazelton spared no expense when it came to advertising.

In 1947, General Motors acquired the Griston-Hazelton brand, long after the death of the main opponent of the acquisition, President Ioen Rovuan (Richard Hazelton's nephew). In-house development of original cars resumed, but this would change in the 1960s, when rebadged {{W|Opel}} cars began to appear in Griston-Hazelton's range. While the rebadging was usually only noticed by car aficionados who could afford to go abroad, rumors of Griston-Hazelton forgetting to purge references of the original car brands began to circulate, giving rise to the term "grissy" as a byword of a lazy or hasty job.

Starting from the 1970s, Griston-Hazelton's range was further expanded, as the brand began to sell Chevrolet and Buick cars under its own name, as well as the occasional Isuzu and GMC, in an attempt to catch as many demographic groups as possible, as exemplified by the slogan "The Car for Everyone". Consumers were puzzled by this strategy, and car journalists often described the brand as lacking direction. "It's a brand that doesn't know what it wants to be", wrote Steve Ceccarini of ''The Monthly Car Review'' in 1989. "It flings all types of cars at the wall, hoping that some of them stick in the market. Consumers have other ideas, though."

Starting from 1993, Chevrolet cars sold in Kalșeri dropped the Griston-Hazelton branding, and GMC and Oldsmobile followed suit. The Griston-Hazelton brand was discontinued in 2006, in favor of Buick. While Matthew Chandler decried the "death of the Kalșerian automotive industry", consumers do not seem to miss the brand all that much.

==The 3 Cs: Conquer, Corrupt, Crumble==
[[File:Callanserrian Chemical Corporation logo.svg|thumb|right|The logo, adopted in 1974]]
'''The roots.''' The Callanserrian Chemical Corporation (Kalhan: ''Kalșériton Kímikon Korporátare'', 3K), or "3C" for short, was established in 1941, following the merger of five companies: the Callanserrian Pharmaceutical Corporation (the biggest of them all), Fonhentu Chemicals, Quinlan Pharmaceutical Products, Wilkinson Scientific, and the Robur Company. It was one of the many mergers enacted by the Holbek government, to help spur Kalșerian productivity during World War II, rationalize the internal workings of said companies, prevent them from going out of business and therefore causing lay-offs, and put an end to rivalries among the companies operating in the sector. The expansion of 3C was kept in check by the Government.

In 1953, Enrico Scioni's government had the State back out of its role as supervisor of 3C, as the wartime measures and checks were no longer necessary. This, along with the newfound success of its products, allowed 3C to expand to other venues:
*1949: 3C established the 3C Recreational Club Network. Not a very important club, but it got the job of entertaining workers after working hours done. The Takalim section even reached the second division of football once!
*1955: 3C acquired the struggling Rockford Insurance and Banking Company, which then became 3C's de-facto financial operations division.
*1958: 3C launched the Cally's supermarket chain, and lobbied the government to allow supermarkets to sell drugs that did not require a prescription.
*1963: 3C launched Windstar Radio. Initially conceived as a medium of entertainment for employees, it expanded to cover the entire country. It started operations in television two years later. Though officially a network of cantonal TV channels, Windstar operated on a national level with little geographical variation on its content: the regional model was adopted by 3C to avoid having to go through a bidding process.
*1965: 3C launched Hemonia Publishing.
*1982: 3C acquired the basketball team Percy Bombers (now the Percy Jets).
*1986: 3C acquired urlink Computer Services, and later debuted in the ISP market.

3C's expansion into markets unrelated to chemicals and drugs worried the Social Cooperation Party, which tried to block the acquisitions and establishments, most famously through the Company Sectors Act 1971 pushed by the Tógisi government, to no avail. Edward R. Schindler's proposal to rid 3C of its "unrelated" ventures, a few months after the acquisition of urlink by 3C, was one of the causes that triggered the downfall of his government in 1989.

'''The turning point.''' Soon after winning the 1999 general election, Liberal Democrat Alejandra Ríos Soriano appointed Frederikus Ronaigi, 3C's chief financial officer, Minister of Finance. An odd nomination, considering that he had no political experience, and he declined to discuss the details of the acquisition of urlink by 3C, but Ronaigi was one of the most competent people in Kalșerian finance.

On June 13, 1999, Bob Morris, Ronaigi's successor, submitted 3C's latest financial data for review by Stenhauser Insurance's auditing division. Stenhauser noticed that a good portion of funds reported in 3C's earnings was unaccounted for, as well as some notes written in pencil, including one "PURGE". When asked about this, Morris explained that the paper in their possession was not the final document, and that they had to give it back and wait for the final document as soon as possible. Stenhauser gave the papers to the Ministry of Finance, who had an investiagion launched on 3C in August of that year. They sent all of 3C's financial reportings, present and past, to the Financial Division of the Police.

On September 9, 1999, the Police seized the 3C offices, and found 96 documents that contained instructions on how to falsify the numbers for the financial report and by how much, as well as names of individuals and companies, followed by sums, among which "AR: ħ15'000'000 PAID". Congress established the joint Congress Committee on 3C on January 17, 2000, despite objections from Ríos Soriano and Ronaigi, who insisted that the situation would "sort itself out". On the same day of the beginning of operations of the Committee, 3C stock, valued at ħ84 in its peak in 1996, plummeted to less than ħ0.5, and was delisted from the Evalria Stock Exchange three weeks later.

The Committee found, through multiple painstaking hearings, that 3C had consistently inflated its earnings since at least 1987, that it had donated a total of ħ350 million to several politicians and key figures of a number of companies, and that many of the transactions since 1987 were marked at much higher prices than what was truly paid or earned. No documents prior to 1987 were made available to Stenhauser, the Police or the Committee.

Alejandra Ríos Soriano's loss to the vote of no confidence in March of 2001 was motivated by the presence of Frederikus Ronaigi and his attempts to stop the investigation into 3C, as well as the complicated case of Foreign Affairs Minister Joshua Clarendon-Nowak, accused of smuggling cocaine into Kalșeri. As a result of the vote, Ríos Soriano was forced to resign both as Prime Minister and as leader of the Liberal Democratic Party. At first, President Ionas Miagi was willing to give the task of forming a new government to Roderick K. Carver, the new leader of the Liberal Democratic Party, but Pact for the Country, the largest of the junior partners in the Ríos Soriano government, declared itself to be unavailable for another Liberal Democratic government. The task was then given to Domingo Cardo, Social Cooperationist leader and Ríos Soriano's rival in the 1999 election.

'''The aftermath.''' The new cabinet, headed by Prime Minister Domingo Cardo, drafted a plan to break up the 3C "chaebol" and ensure a smooth transition with as few job losses as possible, which would be enacted by Cardo's successor Robert Havlicek. The 3C network was divided as such:
*3C's pharmaceutical division: spun off as the Callanserrian Pharmaceutical Corporation; acquired in 2011 by Hopper-Jahnke, rebranded as "Farmakal".
*3C's chemical division: rebranded Serchem.
*3C Recreational Club Network: disbanded.
*Rockford Insurance: spun off in 2003.
*Rockford Bank: absorbed by 3tbank in 2003.
*Cally's: acquired by Knirsch; all stores rebranded.
*Windstar Radio: acquired by Times of Kalșeri and Discovery in 2008, and rebranded "Ninth Radio"
*Windstar Television: acquired by Times of Kalșeri and Discovery in 2008, and rebranded "The Ninth".
*Hemonia Publishing: spun off in 2004, acquired by Hachette.
*Percy Jets: sold to a group of local entrepreneurs under the banner "Save the Jets".
*urlink: spun off in 2004, went bankrupt in 2010. Infrastructure built by urlink divided among the other ISPs.

'''The people.'''
*Frederikus Ronaigi, the CFO prior to his appointment as Minister of Finance, was sentenced to 42 years in prison for accounting fraud (7 years), bribery of a public official (15), securities fraud (15) and perjury (5) and a fine of ħ25 million in 2003. He was also permanently barred from holding political offices of any sort. Release scheduled for the year 2045, not counting the good behavior factor.
*L. W. Parham, the CEO, was given 27 years in prison and a ħ15 million fine for accounting fraud and conspiracy to commit securities fraud. Release scheduled in 2030, again not counting the good behavior factor.
*Bob Morris, Ronaigi's successor, was sentenced to 10 years and a ħ7.5 million fine for accounting fraud and perjury in 2003. Released in 2011 on good behavior.
*Alejandra Ríos Soriano resigned after losing a vote of no confidence in 2001, and retired from politics. She was sentenced to a ħ7 million fine for attempted obstruction of justice. To this day, she insists that the "AR" mentioned in the papers was not her, and has been the subject of an on-and-off social media trolling campaign where people would comment such slogans as "3C", "How's Fred doing?" and "L+Ratio+3C+JCN".
*President Ionas Miagi insisted that he had not objected to Ronaigi's nomination as Minister of Finance because he, like everyone else, was unaware of 3C's manipulation of its own financial reports.

Questions that still torment those who try to make sense of the 3C case:
*Why did Morris send the wrong paper?
*How far back in time did 3C's corruption go?
*What was the role of the CEO in the fudge job?
*Was 3C actually risking insolvency?
*Did Scioni make the State back out of its role as supervisor out of his own volition, or did 3C "contribute" to that decision?
*What if it was an inside job?
*Was Morris actually a government agent? -> If so, why bother with the trial, unless it was just for show?

==''A Party about Nothing'': the parable of the All-Kalșerian Party==
It's a fresh August night in 1983. You're watching the news, mostly as background noise to keep you some veneer of company. First topic: internal politics. Ah, the segment where reporters talk about two amorphous blobs, one red and one blue, bickering about nothing while everyone else is losing. A thought enters your mind: "Ugh, these parties again? I can't stand either of them! Y'know what I should do? That's right: form my own party and show those old guys in Evalria who's boss!", but then you come to your senses and realize that forming a political party, let alone one that can upend the two-party system that ruled your country for decades, is much easier said than done. You take a sip of your drink of choice, wondering who in their right mind would ever think of attempting such a thing.

On 18 August 1983, civil lawyer Ray Haas walked out of an office in Branbury, Lág, on his way to lunch, accompanied by some friends and colleagues of his. Throughout the lunch, a name kept being uttered: "All-Kalșerian Party".

Born in 1931, Raeburn William Haas does not seem to have accomplished anything of substance in life: he graduated in Law at the University of Lág in 1956, and prior to that, he had a brief stint as an ice hockey player in a local amateur league. He founded his own law firm in Branbury, Lág, specializing in real estate law. In terms of politics, he went to the polls as a sign of civic duty, but nothing beyond that.

When Ray Haas founded the All-Kalșerian Party in 1983, there had already been a number of parties that sought to dispose of the two-party system that had been governing Kalșeri since 1959 — or, arguably, since 1934 — but ultimately became lost to the sands of time: the Reform Party (no, not the current one), the United Country Party, the Huey Long-inspired Share Our Wealth Party, the Social Credit Party, the Fatherland Party and the Republican Party. But to Ray Haas, his creature wasn't like the others. What the All-Kalșerian Party had — and the others didn't, according to Haas — was a sincere commitment to stick it to the two big men in the room. What it didn't have, however, was a comprehensive program of what it would do once it entered power, but Haas figured that the All-Kalșerian core policy of opposing the present duopoly would beget other policies that would make it stand out from the mass.

; The 1984 presidential election
1983 was like any other year, but beyond its immediate boundaries lay one big opportunity: next year's presidential election. Ray Haas didn't much care for the formalities of Gann Street, but such a big occasion would grant the All-Kalșerian Party at least some funding, and it would allow him to introduce his idea to the Kalșerian public. On February 15, 1984, Haas announced from the podium of the Westphalia Convention Center that he was running for President; in the same speech, he outlined the key policies of the All-Kalșerian Party:
*create a viable third-party alternative to the SCP and the LDP;
*fix the national budget;
*introduce balanced-budget amendments across all tiers of government;
*ban donations from large corporations to political parties;
*make the office of Prime Minister directly elected by the people;
*introduce term limits across all elected positions.

In an April 1984 survey by Golden Sun, the All-Kalșerian Party polled just below 2%. While it may be considered an important stepping-stone for a party that hadn't yet turned one year old, Haas's decided idleness in some key issues, like the Cape Sundervale question and equal representation between Ralagia (native Kalhan speakers) and non-Ralagia in Congress, stunted any hope of immediate change in fortune.

In June, three months before the election, a full-page ad appeared on the weekly copy of Golden Sun: it said "SHAKE THE SYSTEM UP. SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS.", and depicted a red bull and a blue fox being held by their scruff high by a handsome muscular, Herculean-looking man donning a ribbon that said "All-Kal". A short description of some key policies filled the bottom third of the page, and the party name and contact information capped it off. Haas promised that this was but the first sign of activity from the All-Kalșerian Party, and indeed it was: printed ads began to appear in large cities. While the numbers in the polls did not increase by much, Haas was endorsed by wildly different groups at the fringes of Kalșerian politics, most prominently Lucy Hennig of Paisley County, Kalúen, who had some weird opinions on non-White and non-heterosexual people; and Tina Kaloșagi-Hunter, a self-declared Marxist and feminist who thought that the War on Drugs was a lost cause. Both women worked for the Haas campaign, and joined the party. In a gesture of gratitude, and also following the logic of "opposites attracting", Haas promoted Hennig to Treasurer of the Party, and Kaloșagi-Hunter was made Chief Strategist.

On September 20, 1984, Haas received 4.5% of the vote, a very, very distant second behind former High Summoner Victor Espeland, who received 78% of the votes and was supported by the LDP and the SCP. Despite the margin of defeat, the All-Kalșerian Party was elated: with a shoestring budget and no televised debates, it conquered second place. Haas declared that it was "a step in the right direction" towards Evalria. He also admitted that some of the votes his party received were either out of curiosity for this "quirky little party", or boredom.

;The 1987 general election
At the second Plenary Session in 1985, Haas set his agenda, which was a rehash of last year's presidential agenda with some words changed and shuffled around. After that, five people were allowed onto the stage, and each delivered some pithy sentences on where they thought the party should go:
*Hennig, who argued for more socially conservative positions;
*Kaloșagi-Hunter, who didn't share Hennig's vision at all;
*Gene Lockwood, a university professor who argued that 1) bringing back the pre-Colombian native religion of Kalșeri wasn't such a bad idea, and 2) marijuana was perfect for rituals;
*Charles Napolitano, a fishing entrepreneur from Plymouth, Lág who despised taxes and wanted to ban non-physical persons (i.e. corporations) from donating money to political parties, as well as set a ħ500 cap on political donations pro capite, but was otherwise uninterested in politics;
*Julienne Smith, a journalist for URB/FANG member Mount Takal Rediffusion. She was the only one with a program that came close to covering all aspects of Kalșerian life, with positions not too dissimilar from those of the left-of-center Republican Party.
By the time Smith began to speak, the convention center had become unbearably loud, thanks to Hennig supporters and Kaloșagi-Hunter supporters attacking each other. Her intervention was made possible after Haas invited the crowd to settle down. Haas reiterated the common goal for the All-Kalșerian Party: take the LDP and the SCP down.

Nothing unusual emerged from the AK Party — which began to be nicknamed "47", much to Haas's mild annoyance — until 1986, when Haas called the third Plenary Session to draft a battle plan for the most important event in Kalșerian politics: the general election. Despite the very diverse base that gravitated around Haas's movement, the AKP published a 60-page booklet that promised fiscal responsibility, a return to morality in politics and a shift of focus back to the Kalșerian everyman. If the 1984 presidential result was anything to go by, the AKP was looking at some seats for sure, and they — Ray Haas included — went almost all in on the PR blocks, which made up two-thirds of the 200-seat House; indeed, the only two single-member candidates were Julienne Smith (Lennoxton) and Charles Napolitano (Plymouth).

They both lost. In fact, the only All-Kal to win a seat was Ray Haas himself, in the Proportional Representation block for Lág. The All-Kalșerian campaign, which achieved just 2.3% of the popular vote, was beset by issues:
*Hennig and Kaloșagi-Hunter, the two most vocal members of the Party, attacked each other on a daily basis;
*the resulting image was that of a motley crew that did not offer a consistent opinion on anything; [Just as an example, Kaloșagi-Hunter and Lockwood were in favor of legalizing marijuana, whereas Hennig was decidedly anti-drugs]
*the National Democratic Party (yes, that one) launched an all-out attack against the two main parties, and, unlike the All-Kalșerian Party, could count on a national newspaper, ''The National Standard'';
*"fixing the national budget" was one of the main selling points of the Liberal Democratic Party, led by Richard Molyneux;
*the youth, the demographic group that the Party had the highest hopes for, either stuck with the duopoly or found an alternative in the Republicans or the Greens;
*in the three televised debates, Ray Haas often didn't finish sentences, either due to time running out or him entering a wild web of tangents, and hesitated for a long time before answering questions.

A week after the election, Julienne Smith quit the party, citing the indecisiveness on key issues, and joined the Republican Party.

Ray Haas won the 1988 leadership election handily, shutting both Hennig and Kaloșagi-Hunter out, but this would be the last of his easy victories.

;The 1989 general election.
Prime Minister Edward Schindler's policies alienated the federalist faction of the SCP, which then broke off and formed Pact for the Country. PftC promoted federalism and sensible politics, and placed itself between the SCP and the LDP. Ray Haas watched the opening Congress of the Pact in horror as it dawned on him that the market for third parties had become crowded, and that the Pact had something that the AKP didn't: a sizable contingent in Congress.

The other variable that Haas had to account for was Phil Garner, the new Leader of the LDP. The former Zeitgeist Chalmersville star with a penchant for soundbites had two things going for him: 1) he came from a Yarkie political dynasty [Phil himself was Mayor of Chalmersville, same post held by his father; and his brother was a Representative], and 2) he was youthful and energetic, and had a simple and captivating way of speaking; things that the 57-year-old Ray Haas was not and did not have.

The fifth Plenary Session was featured on the news, but for the wrong reason: the fight between Lucy Hennig and Tina Kaloșagi-Hunter became physical, to the point where both women had to be escorted out. After this incident, the Kalșerian Election Commission sent a letter to the AKP, expressing concern over the lack of moderation over the two factions.

As for how the All-Kalșerian Party fared in the 1989 general election...
*the Party failed to publish a unified program, which forced candidates to create their own platforms;
*Haas's affinity for large venues took a toll on party finances, and the funding received by the State was not enough to solve the Party's financial problems, which meant that they had to host conventions in smaller venues; [in the case of the Tigupokian delegation, they had to ask a high school to let them host the convention inside the school gym]
*Hennig and Kaloșagi-Hunter still aired their grievances with each other on the media;
*Pact for the Country painted itself as a reasonable if inoffensive third party, and the electorate preferred "inoffensive" over "disorganized";
*Phil Garner's charisma attracted voters from all walks of life.

Ray Haas lost his seat, but he did not let this setback dissuade him for the next big election.

;The 1991 presidential election.
The sixth Plenary Session of the All-Kalșerian Party, the theming of which was to appoint a nominee for the 1991 presidetial election, played out as predicted: Hennig and Kaloșagi-Hunter hurled insults at each other, and Haas — the only AKPer to have accomplished anything worthy of note — was given the nod for a second time. As for the other prominent members, Napolitano drank one Martini too many, flirted with the staff, and passed out on a couch of the hall of the hotel where the Session was held, and Lockwood showed up after the Session had already ended, which he blamed on the confusing directions he was given to reach the hotel.

The election saw Senator William P. O'Grady (PftC, supported by the LDP) prevail narrowly over Pete Clatter (SCP). Haas came in fourth place, behind Jonathan LoRiccio, a guy who ran for President because the county office didn't let him name his daughter Moon Unit.

A month after the presidential election, Haas called a special party members' meeting to address "an important issue". When the members entered the pavillion of the Sappejahamick Convention Hall, they saw Haas standing by the lectern, looking somber. After everyone sat down, Haas moved to dissolve the Party. This time, Hennig ''and'' Kaloșagi-Hunter both argued in favor of dissolving the party. Lockwood argued against it, and so did an Urgelian lawyer by the name of Fréderik Elsi. The final result was 396 Ayes, 189 Nays.

"It's hard to pinpoint where it all went wrong", remarked Haas after the votes had been counted. "It's more like a series of tiny mistakes that snowballed into this."

Napolitano used more direct words: "This party was the biggest goddamned disaster I've ever seen. It was a party about nothing."

In 1994, Gene Lockwood attempted to resurrect the All-Kalșerian Party name, but after being given an injunction, he ran under the "Party for All Kalșerians" name, promoting policies such as ending prohibition on drugs and introducing one hour of meditation every day for public officials. His party only appeared on ballot papers in Lág and Evalria.

;Where are they now?
*Ray Haas quit politics altogether. He passed away in 2019 after complications from a fall.
*Lucy Hennig became the Leader of the Christian Future Party, which never saw electoral success outside of Paisley County. Hennig herself ran for Senate in 2014, representing her home canton of Kalúen, but didn't make the cut. She now promotes conspiracy theories of various kinds on her platforms.
*Tina Kaloșagi-Hunter formed the Radical Democratic Bloc, a minor left-wing party. She currently lives in Evalria.
*Charles Napolitano retired from politics in 1993. He is now retired, and lives with his family in Corrientes County, Lág.
*After quitting the AKP, Julienne Smith served in the Takalese Cantonal Assembly, and became Leader of the Takalese section of the Republican Party before its nationwide demise in 2000. She lives in Heinzville, Takalim, and has written a book on the All-Kalșerian Party, titled ''A Party about Nothing''.
*Gene Lockwood became an activist for drug law reform, and was one of the chief campaigners for the Yes option in the marijuana legalization referendum in Evalria. He later sold everything and styled himself as a guru, had regular contacts with the New Serigéa Organization, and passed away in 2024.
*Fréderik Elsi ran for President in 1998, bearing the banner of the Anti-Privatizaion Party, which ran on an anti-Garner platform. He currently lives in New Kerry.

== The Knights of the Green Fields ==
In 1969, a peculiar album hits the shelves. Its cover depicts a medieval-esque knight roaming a grassy field on his steed, looking at the sky in what appears to be morning. Its name: ''Knights of the Green Fields'', by a band that bears the same name. At first, the songs in it feel like they're meandering and have no clear start or endpoint. Besides the guitar and drum solos, the album features an array of funny instruments, like... bagpipes? But somehow, it all clicks. The lyrics of most songs, both in English and in Kalhan, talk about tales pertaining to the old pre-Christian religion, once official in the Kingdom of Lág. Even the instrumental songs feel like they're driving the story forward. One year later, ''Knights of the Green Fields'' is certified Gold in Kalșeri.

; But who ''are'' the Knights of the Green Fields?
The band is formed in Evalria in February 1968, by Ionas E. Rigi (lead vocals, harmonica), fresh out of the University of Lág with a degree in Ancient History, and his friends Ioséf "Iosy" Verapalgi (lead guitar) and Matt Renfrew (drums). A few weeks later, Verapalgi persuades a friend of his, bassist Uiliam Kádagi, to join the band, and Kádagi himself invites Hank Droste, a high-school classmate, who is given the lead guitar. The presence of new members allows Verapalgi and Rigi to experiment with instruments unusual for a rock band, such as the aforementioned bagpipes and the flute. The band releases a fifteen-minute demo, which impresses producer Ron Kuchinsky.

; ''Knights of the Green Fields'' (1969).
After learning that Rigi has a degree in history, Kuchinsky decides to use that to the band's advantage, and gives them only one large directive: build a coherent story that feels realistic. The lyrics, penned by Rigi, go through a few revisions from bandmates and Kuchinsky, mostly in the form of talks that, according to Rigi, last up to twelve hours. "Each time felt like we were gonna vote for the new Pope", remarks Renfrew in a 2009 interview with ''The Stuffer''.

In addition to the standard work expected of an album, Rigi and Verapalgi work long hours perfecting their instruments. Rigi often notices imperfections in the take he has just finished listening to, probably frustrating everyone in the process by forcing another take...

...but, as stated above, the sales figures are splendid for a debut album. The most commonly praised aspects of ''Knights of the Green Fields'' are 1) the lyrics in the album, 2) the careful usage of instruments to make the listener conjure up mental images congruent with the time period portrayed in the album, and 3) exploring a sound that has only been hinted at in Kalșerian music up to that point. The most recurring points of criticism are that the album "teeters on the brink of pretentiousness", and "bagpipes? that's corny!".

; ''Sheherazade'' (1971).
"If ''Knights of the Green Fields'' is so good, why is there no ''Knights of the Green Fields 2''?" Maybe those aren't the exact words, but it reflects what Kuchinsky and many others have in mind after the success of ''Knights of the Green Fields''.

Rather than just telling the stories from the holy pre-Christian texts, Rigi and Droste introduce some hints of political commentary in the lyrics, most famously about peace, the environment, and not knowing how to deal with the entire system of beliefs crumbling before society's very eyes. In terms of instruments, the Knights make it somewhat simpler, but the change isn't obvious on first listen. To avoid angering everyone again, Rigi has everyone — himself included — record each part separately, and manages every one of them, with the occasional input from Kuchinsky.

The final product, named ''Sheherazade'', is released in 1971, and much like its predecessor, is met with near-universal praise from the Kalșerian public. In terms of sales, ''Sheherazade'' surpasses the first one, starting from the first week of being on the market. There have been, are, and will be countless debates on which is the better album between ''Knights of the Green Fields'' and ''Sheherazade'', but even when one edges out in someone's personal rankings, the other is usually close by. There are differing accounts on how ''Sheherazade'' came to be: Verapalgi is said to have chosen the name because "it sounded cool", whereas Kádagi opines that Rigi and Verapalgi named it this way while they were reading ''One Thousand and One Nights''.

; The Bash begins.
Two years after ''Sheherazade'', the Knights of the Green Fields release ''And Now...''. Rigi says that it's supposed to "tie all loose ends" from the first two albums, and that it has taken the band less time to make this one. Stylistically, ''And Now...'' doesn't sound all that different from the other two albums, a point that has been reported in many reviews, contemporary and retrospective. Another factor that is deemed to work against this album is that it supposedly loses some of its sense without having listened to the first two albums. The album sells less than the first two, but it still appears in the charts.

Undeterred by the good-but-not-great sales of ''And Now...'', the Knights of the Green Fields are invited to a music festival called "Great Plains Music Bash", held just north of Hayworthsville, Kalúen, in which George Harrison is also scheduled to play.

After the Music Bash, Kuchinsky suggests that the band experiment with a new sound. Droste and Kádagi jot down some ideas, but Rigi shoots them all down, saying that changing the sound would mean losing the one aspect that made the Knights stand out from the rest.

As a compromise, Rigi allows Droste and Kádagi to compose three songs for the upcoming album, ''Navigating'' (1975), as it veers more toward soft rock. The concept of ''Navigating'' is, predictably, man's relationship with the sea throughout history. The album clocks in at just thirty-three minutes — in comparison, ''Knights of the Green Fields'' lasts fifty-one minutes, ''Sheherazade'' goes on for forty-four minutes, and ''And Now...'' tops at forty-six minutes. The consensus on ''Navigating'' album is that the songs are decent, but not nearly as memorable as the first two albums, and on par with ''And Now...''. Being the first songs not penned or arranged by Rigi, the Droste-Kádagi songs are often singled out in reviews: these songs are faster-paced than the others, and they tell stories of love — something that Rigi does not care for.

The release of ''Navigating'' is overshadowed by the in-fighting between Rigi and Droste, which media outlets begin to cover, thanks to a leak of a session tape to Evalrian radio station EXQ-FM. The leaked tape contains a fight between Rigi and Kádagi: Rigi accuses Kádagi and Droste of "wanting to sell out", Kádagi tells Rigi to "get your head out of your ass", Droste tries — and fails — to quell the fight, and then a smacking sound is heard. In the background, some faint noises resembling those of vomiting can be heard: Renfrew recognizes those sounds as coming from Verapalgi, who has visited the studio less often, and is often in terrible shape whenever he goes there. Verapalgi frequently runs out of breath, his speech is incomprehensible, and at times he sleeps on the couch.

Upon hearing the leaked tape, Kuchinsky delivers an ultimatum: if the two sides of the band don't hash out their differences and don't send Verapalgi to rehab, he will quit as the band's manager and producer. In an attempt to improve the mood of the band, Kuchinsky hires a psychologist to monitor each session of the band, which usually degenerates into verbal — and sometimes physical — fighting. Verapalgi is sent to a rehab facility in New Kerry, and is always accompanied by a doctor.

; Kuchinsky quits.
In 1976, fed up with the tense climate, Kuchinsky quits as the producer and manager for the band, officially "to help [his] son after he graduated high school". Kuchinsky will later admit that it was an excuse to bail out. Droste and Kádagi begin searching for Kuchinsky's replacement, but before long Rigi takes over managing and producing duties. Droste and Kádagi protest Rigi's takeover by deliberately performing badly in the recording sessions, incensing Rigi even further. Verapalgi's role in the production of the first post-Kuchinsky album is reduced to a few seconds of backing guitar in one song.

The fact that 1977 comes and goes without a KGF album, coupled with more news of in-fighting among band members, does not bode well for the fifth album — if it is released at all, that is.

One night, after Rigi leaves the studio, Droste and Kádagi write and record ''The Architect'', which tells the story of an architect who is never satisfied with how a house is turning out and draws one again; at the end of the song, the architect dies without completing a single design. The song incorporates elements from pop, as well as a "groove" reminiscent of disco.

Released in 1978, ''The Coriolis Effect'' is singled out not because of its quality — the mixing is off, most of the songs are forgettable, and the lyrics are either a toothless "critique" of modern society or the result of a fever dream — but because of what it represents: dysfunction. The name of the album does not seem to have anything to do with any of the songs. Much to Rigi's chagrin, ''The Architect'' is the only single from this album, which triggers a new talking point: "Are KGF going disco?" A harrowing prospect, indeed...

What sets ''The Coriolis Effect'' apart from the other albums is that the Knights of the Green Fields refuse to embark on a tour supporting the new album: they instead choose to go on a "break" for some time. This choice is also motivated by Rigi's commitment to a solo album he has been tinkering with on and off.

; Event Horizon.
The band returns to the studio in late 1980. On the first session, Rigi introduces two things to the band: a synthesizer and a drum machine. Droste and Kádagi welcome the new equipment, and the band gets to learn how to use them. Renfrew's reaction is more tepid; he will later say "I didn't mind the drum machine, but if Rigi thought that some new toys would be enough to make us number one again... well, look at us now!" The only directive Rigi gives to the rest of the band is to use the shiny new toys to their heart's content for the new album.

As usual, Rigi and Kádagi snip at each other, but the fights are much shorter, and mostly resolved after a brief talk. Rigi proposes a solution to avoid in-fighting and production dragging on for long, as what happened to ''The Coriolis Effect'': Rigi would write and produce half the songs on the new album, and Droste and Kádagi would work on the other half. "I figured that it was exactly what Kádagi and Droste were looking for. Let them chime in more, y'know", says Rigi in an interview. This pact is honored in the final product — and in the album's name, ''Dichotomy'' — but not in its ideal 50-50 form: the Droste-Kádagi songs outnumber the Rigi songs by one. This is because besides working on the sixth KGF album, Rigi is also carrying out his own project, and is unable to deliver a sixth song on time, so he asks Renfrew to write one song. Verapalgi does not participate at all, as he is struggling with his barbiturate addiction.

Released in December 1982, ''Dichotomy'' is rejected by critics and fans alike, and the sales are pitiful for a band that has reached the peaks of charts. The mixing problems that first appeared in ''The Coriolis Effect'' are much more evident here: the synth and guitar solos blare, while the bass guitar can barely be heard, and the drum machine is ever-so-slightly off tempo. In a retrospective review by ''The Stuffer'', Rigi's songs are "a sad parody of themselves", and the Droste-Kádagi songs, plagued with "unoriginal guitar and synth blares", are summed up with one sentence: "so uninspired that not even your neighborhood's teenage garage band would consider writing them". In terms of lyrics, Rigi "phones it in with some generic peace-and-love spiel, somehow more insipid than in ''Coriolis''", whereas Droste and Kádagi "try so hard to make them raunchy that they come off as childish instead". As for the theming... there isn't any, just like ''The Coriolis Effect''. The only song in ''Dichotomy'' that isn't universally lambasted is ''See You'', Renfrew's piano ballad dedicated to his late parents. The consensus on this song is that it's schmaltzy, but easily outclasses the other eleven; the fact that it's the only song from ''Dichotomy'' to chart at all reflects this.

(In retrospect, perhaps a disco album wouldn't have been the worst outcome.)

Years later, when asked about ''Dichotomy'', this is what each member had to say about it:
*Droste: "Nothing worked. Rigi's often-maniacal precision faltered, and he refused to give any meaningful feedback on our songs. I don't blame him, though: what was there to say? My and Kádagi's songs were awful. The only reason I can think of for its existence is that the label just wanted something, anything to release because it was in dire straits."
*Kádagi: "With the exception of ''See You'', this album should have been aborted. [...] I'd very much like to take the master tapes and every single copy in circulation, and destroy them all." Kádagi also accuses Rigi of hoarding the best songs for himself, and dumping his duds into ''Dichotomy''.
*Renfrew: "It really boils down to this question: who's the greatest fool? Is it us, for making this turd? Is it the label, for greenlighting it even though they knew it was terrible? Or is it those who bought it, expecting it to be any good and being inevitably disappointed?"
Rumor has it that Verapalgi vomited upon hearing the name of the album, though it may have been due to other factors. The only one to say anything vaguely supportive of the album is Rigi: "I liked the idea behind it, but it didn't quite render as I'd hoped."

This is what their ex-producer and manager, Ron Kuchinsky, thinks of the album: "the only proper way to enjoy ''Dichotomy'' is to listen to ''See You'', and pretend that the other songs don't exist." To this day, KGF fans follow Kuchinsky's strategy: they insist that the last album released by the band was ''The Coriolis Effect'' — although many more fans like to pretend that ''The Coriolis Effect'' is a promising demo that really needs polishing — and pretend that ''See You'' was a stand-alone single. The Knights themselves have refused to release ''Dichotomy'' on CD or on streaming, they barely mention it at all in interviews — and when they do, it's never in a positive light — and it doesn't appear anywhere on their official website. ''See You'' appears in digital deluxe editions of ''Sheherazade'', thereby removing the one reason to release ''Dichotomy'' at all; this means that the only ways to listen to this album are by buying the original vinyl, buying a bootleg CD or by listening to a bootleg upload of it on the Internet. ''Dichotomy'' has since acquired a status as an ironic treasure, one of those musical products deemed "so bad that it has to be witnessed to be believed". Critic Hal Parmegiani once dubbed ''Dichotomy'' as "the ''Plan 9 from Outer Space'' of Kalșerian music". In Thomas Dahl's book ''Knights of the Green Fields'' (2009), in a foreword to Kádagi and Renfrew's ranking of all the KGF songs from worst to best, Renfrew gleefully adopts a revisionist view:
{{Quote|We refuse to acknowledge any song from any presumed album called ''Dichotomy''. Despite what encyclopedias may say — or what we may have released in the past — ''See You'' was a single, and you can listen to it on any expanded edition of ''Sheherazade''. If, however, you still insist that we rank those eleven abominations as well, they're all dead last. Happy? Good, now we can continue.|Matt Renfrew}}

; Mortal coil.

Disaffected, but not surprised, by the cold reception to ''Dichotomy'', the bandmembers gradually begin pursuing: Rigi starts working on his first solo album, and Renfrew is hired as the drummer for [[Angela Schmidt]]'s backing band, so he doesn't have as much time to dedicate to the Knights. Droste and Kádagi try to write songs on their own, but without the other three, none of their endeavors just hit the same.

On 8 March 1983, while working on his upcoming solo album ''Animalier'', Rigi is told that Verapalgi died that night. "Then and there, I felt a sense of pity for the poor fella", he will later recall. "When I started thinking things through, though, I realized Iosy had all but taken the KGF project with him when he died." The news sends shockwaves through the Kalșerian music community, and the press starts wondering what they may be planning for the seventh album. Most often, a return to their roots is predicted, but there are also some who speculate that the shift to pop will be permanent, albeit in a much more refined way than ''Dichotomy''. A vocal minority seems to suggest that without Verapalgi, the KGF project was finished.

Just as the hopes for a seventh album are through the roof, on 1 April 1983, still reeling from the death of Verapalgi, the band announces its dissolution. Rather than imploding acrimoniously due to incompatible views, the remaining band members agree that their hearts just aren't in it anymore for the KGF project. Despite rumors, faux-leaks and possible reconstructions, nothing that could hint at a seventh KGF album is on the registers of the Kalșerian Association of Recording Artists (KARA). Not even a title, let alone excerpts from songs. The band also denies ever planning for a seventh album.

; After the end.
The band has since reunited five times: 1989, 1996, 2004, 2011, and lastly in 2015, as a one-off tribute to Ionas Rigi, who had died the year prior. After the 2015 concert, Kádagi, Renfrew and Droste have gone out of their way to announce that KGF would not organize a reunion concert again. ''See You'' was the only post-''Navigating'' song that ever appeared on the set list of any reunion concert.

In addition to the reunions, starting from 1984, each member has hosted one or two dinners a year with the others, Kuchinsky (sometimes) included.

As for the protagonists themselves...
*'''Ionas Rigi''' released his first solo album ''Animalier'' in 1984 to positive reception, kickstarting his successful solo career that lasted until 12 May 2014, when he died in a car crash, at the age of 69.
*'''Hank Droste''' joined a number of groups, and had a brief side gig as a solo artist. He currently lives in Evalria, where he hosts ''Droste Replugged'', a podcast about the history of rock music.
*After playing the drums in backing acts for solo artists, '''Matt Renfrew''' became a high school music teacher, and was awarded a honorary degree in Music from the University of Kalúen in 1996. He is now retired and lives in the Bahamas.
*'''Ioséf Verapalgi''' died on 8 March 1983 due to an embolism. He had resumed taking barbiturates at the time of his death, and traces of heroin were found in his room.
*Scarred by Verapalgi's death, '''Uiliam Kádagi''' has since refused to touch drugs and alcohol again, and became a spokesperson for the National Association for the Prevention of Drug and Alcohol Abuse (NAPDAA). He served as a Liberal Democratic alderman for Rochelle County, Kalúen from 1985 to 2005, and unsuccessfully ran for several offices. Oh, and he starred in a few PSAs where he tried to sound cool to kids watching; these commercials found new life as sources for memes due to their awkwardness. He ended his music career after the 2011 reunion concert, and now lives in Rochelle County with his family.
*After the experience with the Knights of the Green Fields, '''Ron Kuchinsky''' became the producer for new wave band Xoebarra, singer-songwriter Roberta Hewey and pop group Cocorita Club before retiring in 2003. Kuchinsky died in 2012, aged 84.

== The ice hockey team owned by an ethnic nationalist ==
In the 1940s, the Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship (KIHC) was looking to expand outside its stronghold in the North and the Ev-Lex area; the Great Southern League (GSL), the popularity of which had stunted attempts to establish the KIHC in the South, had its market share dwindle thanks to the admission of the Janval Blauers, based in Hutchinson — where the GSL was headquartered, no less — to replace the Bremen Wolves. Spurred by the admission of the Blauers, the late 1940s served as a testing period to give some ideas another try, such as a second team for Lennoxton and one team each for San Rafael and Chalmersville, or reach into untapped markets, namely Rișen, Lág (Badgers, who persist despite calls for relocation); Western Kalúen; and South New Kerry (snuffed out in 1959). In addition to those teams, another one joined the fray in 1949: the Așalton Fongia, literally the "Ashallian Fighters".

Owned by entrepreneur Éduin Kunarigi, the idea of the Fongia was to create a team that represented the entire country, thus ignoring the geographical connotation — which Kunarigi explained as a nod to mythology — and only hire "true Kalșerian" players. Sounds good on paper, but the problem with that was that Kunarigi's definition of "true Kalșerian" only covered Ancestral Ralagia, i.e. those who settled Kalșeri before the English colonization. Kunarigi was a supporter and major donor to the far-right Ancestralist New Kalhan National Party; he missed the opening game for his team because he was campaigning. His racism was thus that ''Ioen Rovuan'' wanted nothing to do with him.

Within the rink, Kunarigi reached an agreement with the New Lothian Highlanders to share Stroud Arena for three years. The Fongia started the season pretty well, thanks to a streak of matches against the bottom-feeders and the other newcomers of the Championship, and Kunarigi was all too happy to parade them around the country and speak of them as a "shining example of the Ancestral excellence". However, after matchday five, Kunarigi fired coach Jim Gilligan, officially due to a "contractual dispute" (the "dispute" being his not being an Ancestral) and insisted on coaching the team himself. when the Fongia started facing established teams, the results took a turn for the worse: throughout the latter half of the 1949–50 season, the Fongia lost thirteen games in a row, often by a margin of three or more, including a 9–0 trouncing at the hands of the Evalria Fightin' Kals. The Fongia turned from a novel experiment to an opportunity for the other teams to improve their records or score goals essentially for free.

Following that very game, Fongia goalkeeper Edmundus Ușógisi aired out his grievances to the ''Hartleyville Reporter'', which revolved around two points, the first of which was that the Fongia were broke. Despite pleas from the players and staff, Kunarigi was uninterested in injecting more money into his own team, or using them as anything more than a (failing) political stunt. The second topic of the interview was the Ancestral Ralagi-only policy, about which Ușógisi had misgivings of legal nature, although he did not openly contest it.

Ușógisi was not the only one to question the legality of the Fongia's restrictive hiring policy: before the start of the 1950–51 season, the KIHC's legal department threatened to suspend the Fongia if they did not open up to non-Ralagia. Kunarigi did not budge, so the organization suspended the team, which prompted Kunarigi to commence a legal battle, arguing that nowhere in the Hampshire Agreement did it state that teams were not allowed to use race as a criterion for hiring. The KIHC, on the other hand, argued that such a restrictive hiring policy was against the Charter, and that at no point during the preliminary talks did Kunarigi mention that he would apply such a policy. On the rink, the Fongia did not play a single game: Kunarigi initially expected that the lawsuit would finish quickly, but when the proceedings protracted, he agreed to buy out the contracts and let his players move to other teams. The Fongia would not be reactivated or listed as KIHC members.

From the first suit to the last, appeal after appeal, Kunarigi's legal battle was doomed to fail, as the "the Hampshire Agreement doesn't say it's not allowed" argument failed to sway the judges. Following his final loss in the 1955 Supreme Court (of Kalșeri) case ''Kunarigi v. KIHC'' — a 9–0 decision, by the way! — Kunarigi withdrew the team from the KIHC. After having its application rejected by the dying GSL, the Fongia were folded.

The KIHC apologized for not properly vetting Kunarigi, saying that it never would have allowed such an individual to operate "in any capacity" within the organization. As for Kunarigi himself, he died in 1961: the unenforceable Ancestralist nonsense he wrote on his will was dutifully ignored.

Kalșeri

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'''Kalșeri''' (occasionally rendered as ''Kalseri'' or ''Kalsheri''; /kəlˈʃɛərɪ, kæl-/, [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: [kɐɫˈʃeɾɪ]), officially the '''Kalșerian Republic''' (''Kalșériton Repúblika'') is an {{W|island country}} in {{W|North America}}, lying on the North Atlantic Ocean. It consists of a [[Raflá|major island]] and several smaller islands, some of which inhabited. With a population of 40,389,950, Kalșeri is the 37th most populated country, between {{W|Ukraine}} and {{W|Canada}}.

Kalșeri is a federal parliamentary republic that consists of fourteen [[Administrative divisions of Kalșeri|cantons]]. The ceremonial [[President of Kalșeri|President]] is elected directly by the people every seven years and appoints the [[Prime Minister of Kalșeri|Prime Minister]], who serves as the the head of government, according to the composition of the [[Congress of Kalșeri|Congress]]. The Congress, composed of the [[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|House of Representatives]] and the [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senate]], is the organ through which the people request laws to be promulgated or repealed, and meets in the capital city of [[Evalria]].

Kalșeri is a member of several global organizations, such as the {{W|United Nations}}, the {{W|Commonwealth of Nations}}, {{W|NATO}}, {{W|OECD}}, {{W|World Trade Organization|WTO}}, the {{W|International Monetary Fund}}, the {{W|World Bank}}, the {{W|Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe|OSCE}} and the {{W|Organization of American States|OAS}}.

Pre-Columbian Kalșeri was inhabited by several ethnic groups, among which the Lág people, who would rule the island until the arrival of the British. Following a period of co-existence with the Spanish and the French, much of modern-day Kalșeri was made into a British province in 1669; British rule would last until 1783, when, following a war of independence, Kalșeri was established as a republic. Since then, Kalșeri has mostly enjoyed internal peace, except for the [[1891 Kalșeri riots|Federalist riots]] of 1891 and some ethnic clashes in the latter half of the twentieth century.

==Etymology==
{{See also|Kalșeri naming dispute}}
The name ''Kalșeri'', colloquial form of ''Kalhanseri'' (literally meaning "House of the Kalhan", anglicized as ''Callanserry''), was adopted on January 1, 1933 by President [[Ioen Rovuan]], replacing ''Callanserry''. The word ''Kalhanseri'' was first used by British-Kalșerian poet [[Tomas Ienuvion]] (born Thomas White) in his 1768 book ''Seriflalko'' ("About the Homeland"), where he pushed for the independence of Kalșeri from Great Britain. The book saw immediate success among Kalhan-speaking people, but was banned by the British authorities until 1783. The term ''Kalhan'' itself comes from the [[Kalhan Stone]], a piece of one of the three Evalrian obelisks, built by [[Rovuan VII of Lág|Rovuan the Conqueror]] to commemorate his victory over the Așál, Kalúen and Takalim tribes in the 9th century CE, which contained the following text:

<center>KALAHANALE·NURKEJØIN·YGEȘ·HALIE·YGEȘ·GIJAKESA·CYMESI·LEMMOGO</center>

(modern Kalhan: ''Kalhanșe nurkien iehale iegiksa kimsi lemmio'') which means "Kalhan shall be spoken everywhere by everyone until the end of time". The stone was discovered in 1574 by Spanish missionary [[Carlos Rodríguez Sobral]], who brought it home and attempted to decipher it; the stone would travel the world and be studied for centuries, before being returned in 1953, at the behest of the Kalșerian government. Today the stone sits in the [[National Museum of History of Kalșeri|National Museum of History]] in [[Evalria]].

Officially, the Government mandates that the name of the country be written with the ''Ș'' whenever possible. If, for technical reasons, the letter cannot be rendered properly, the writings ''Kalşeri'', ''Kalseri'', ''Kalsheri'' and ''Kalxeri'' are also accepted.

==History==
{{Main|History of Kalșeri}}
===Prehistory===
Excavations close to [[Mount Takal]] found tools and bones that date back to around 10,000 BC, showing that modern-day Kalșeri began to be populated around that date. The first stable settlement is dated at around 4500 BC, in modern-day [[Hartleyville, New Lothian]], and by 1000 BC, several villages were built across Raflá, the main island, the most prominent of which is [[Lágrél]], close to modern-day Evalria. The first stable village in San Rafael is believed to have been built in 850 BC, while [[Cartier Island]] was not shown to be inhabited during the period.

The settlers, organized into chiefdoms were relatively isolated from each other and would mostly get in contact when their claims overlapped each other, causing conflicts. The first chiefdoms started to appear around the 4th century BC, the oldest of which is often agreed upon to be Lág, as shown by several contemporary sources, such as the ''[[Chronicles of Lág]]'', as well as more recent sources, such as the 17th-century ''History of Lág up to the Present Day''. The other seven main chiefdoms were Șanvel, Așál, Iskio, Takalim, Janval, Șindal and Kalúen.

===Middle Ages===
[[Rovuan VII of Lág]], popularly known as ''the Conqueror'', contributed to the expansion of his chiefdom throughout the early 9th century AD, annexing the other chiefdoms in Raflá and the other main islands. After his death in 847, his son, [[Rovuan VIII of Lág|Rovuan VIII]], would establish the groundwork for what would become the [[Kalșerian nobility]] by awarding ceremonial titles to military commanders from rival tribes who were deemed to have fought valiantly.

After a two-year skirmish between [[Terduan of Lág]] and [[Serigéa]] priest [[Unvan Falseris]], resolved with the [[Main Gate Treaty of 1083|Main Gate Treaty]], the religious organization was stripped of all influence in matters not concerning the religion, and the line of succession to the throne was amended to bar children born out of wedlock from inheriting the throne. Following the treaty, the cultural landscape in Lág began to thrive as production of books and works of art rose in prominence.

===Modern history===
In 1534, before exploring the {{W|Gulf of Saint Lawrence}}, {{W|Jacques Cartier}} spotted an island that he called ''Île Longue Inconnue'' ("unknown long island") and later landed there, claiming it in the name of King {{W|Francis I of France|Francis I}}. Colonization of the island did not begin until 1605, when [[Gervaise de La Cornelle]] was invited by {{W|Henry IV of France|Henry IV}} to settle there and start a new community, encouraging civilian settling in the island.

Almost concurrently, the {{W|Spain|Spaniards}} began a series of {{W|Franciscans|Franciscan}} missions to Christianize the Kingdom of Lág, mostly in the island of [[Iskio]]. After initial misunderstanding, King [[Saint Joseph of Lág|Loșar II]] decided to let them stay in the island and to allow Catholicism to be freely followed in the Lág Kingdom. Joseph's son, [[Philip I of Lág|Philip I]], made Catholicism the official religion of the Kingdom, adopted the {{W|Gregorian calendar}} and brought the {{W|Latin alphabet}} to Kalhan, ditching the [[Old Kalhan alphabet]] for all official purposes. When the Franciscan missions came to an end, Iskio, now called ''San Rafael'', was repurposed as a {{W|penal colony}}; prisoners would be sent there until the eighteenth century.

====British colony====
[[File:Map of the British Colonies in Kalseri.svg|thumb|right|Map showing the British (until 1707 English) colonies in modern-day Kalșeri]]
In 1667, the {{W|English}} Province of Cape Sundervale, at the time occupied by the Șanvel tribe, was established, replacing the northern settlement of Șanvelrél. After initial resistance from King [[John II of Lág]], the Kingdom of Lág was renamed ''Province of Callen'' and made a subject of the {{W|British Empire}}, imposing {{W|Anglicanism}} in the former Kingdom and Anglicizing all Kalhan place names. Another condition imposed by the war was that all Kalhan names of cities and villages were to be changed to English names, such as Evalria being renamed ''New Leeds''. 

British control began to wane in 1773 after the [[Tea Revolt of 1773|Tea Revolt]], where an organization called [[Hișon Vionia]] ("Free Sons") fired a cannon against a ship carrying East Indian tea to [[Las Encinas|Port Walpole]], destroying her. Following the incident, the Province of Callen was deprived of its autonomy and passed a series of acts similar to the {{W|Intolerable Acts|Intolerable ones}} in {{W|Boston}}. After a [[Kalșerian War of Independence|series of battles]] and the drafting of the [[Kalșerian Declaration of Independence|Declaration of Independence]], Kalșeri achieved independence in 1783, and General [[Archibald Hayworth]] of the newly-formed [[Kalșerian Armed Forces]] was made [[President of Kalșeri|President]].

===Early Independence Period (1783–1932)===
Throughout the eighteenth century, the political infrastructure of Kalșeri was built. During the [[Constituent Assembly of Kalșeri|Constituent Assembly]], it was decided that the country was to be a federal republic, where the subdivisions, called ''cantons'' were to enjoy a certain degree of autonomy from the central government in [[Evalria]], and the President was to enjoy much of the control of the executive branch of the government, with some limitations from the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri|Supreme Court]] and the [[Congress of Kalșeri|Congress]], composed of the [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senate]] and the [[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|House of Representatives]]; all of this would be reiterated in the [[Carnafarry Statute]] of 1784, which would act as the Constitution of Kalșeri.

While the first half of the 19th century was relatively uneventful, the second half was marked by two events: the first was the {{W|Long Depression}}, which went on from 1873 to 1879; to combat the Depression, President [[Enrik Gann]] enacted a series of protectionist laws to foster Kalșerian production. The second event was the [[1891 Kalșeri riots]], which started after President [[Ieremía Skanhal]]'s cabinet submitted several bills to transfer power from the Cantons to the central government, which Federalists argued was a violation of the federal form of government enshrined in the Carnafarry Statute. Riots were reported in major cities such as [[Evalria]], [[Lennoxton]] and [[Carnafarry]], and Skanhal personally ordered the Land Army and the Police Force to suppress the revolts. After Skanhal resigned due to a looming impeachment, [[Baldvin Úkegi]] and [[Terence Segner]] were appointed Presidents in an attempt to find stability across the political landscape, but it was [[Aleksis Harnel]] who ended the revolts peacefully by introducing the [[Harnel memorandum]], which regulated the use of the [[doctrine of dissent]], which is the right for a canton to ignore a law enacted by the central authorities when said law contravenes freedoms and duties enshrined in national and cantonal law and is perceived to undermine social stability.

[[File:Aretasagia flag.svg|thumb|right|The flag used by the ''Áretasagia'']]
Throughout {{W|World War I}}, despite Kalșerian neutrality, some [[Kalșerian Volunteers|volunteers]], who called themselves ''Áretasagia'', left the country to fight in the {{W|Western Front (World War I)|Western Front}} against the {{W|Central Powers}}.

===Later Independence Period (1932–present)===
[[File:Flag of the Kalserian Movement for Action.svg|thumb|left|Flag of the Kalșerian Movement for Action, commonly known as the ''Silverjackets'']]

After the {{W|Wall Street Crash of 1929}}, banks and companies in Kalșeri began to fail, unemployment rose and personal income, prices, profits and tax revenue plummeted. The crisis made citizens look for alternatives to the traditional parties, who came up with plans to combat the crisis that were deemed unsatisfactory; the most prominent of these alternative movements was the [[Kalșerian Movement for Action|Movement for Action]] (''Driréri''), also called the ''Silverjackets'' due to the uniform the members wore, led by actor [[Ioen Rovuan|Ioen Klarenșus Șandler]]. When President [[Egbert Ralgi]] resigned, a [[1932 Kalșerian presidential election|presidential election]] was held on May 1, 1932, in which Șandler was elected President of Kalșeri.

Șandler's presidency was marked by the creation of the [[Kalșerian Air Force]] on January 1, 1933, and the planned [[Kalșerian invasion of Cape Sundervale|invasion]] of Cape Sundervale, as part of his "One People, One Language, One Nation" doctrine. On June 7, despite opposition from generals and the other parties in Congress, Ioen Rovuan ordered the invasion of Cape Sundervale by the [[Cape Salvation Militia]], which turned out disastrously for the Militia. After the failure of the invasion, Șandler, who had began referring to himself as ''Ioen Rovuan'', was hastily diagnosed with {{W|schizophrenia}} and incapacitated by the Congress, which then elected Lerfe, an independent, as President ''pro tempore''. Ioen Rovuan was then escorted to [[Fitzroy Island]], the smallest of the six inhabitable Esiskio Islands, where he would stay for about a month, before being brought back to mainland Kalșeri due to complications from pneumonia. He [[Death of Ioen Rovuan|died]] in Vemín in January 1934 in unclear circumstances.

On July 1, 1934 the [[Charter of Kalșeri]], written by members of all the major Kalșerian parties at the time, was unanimously passed by Congress; among the new rights, the Charter expanded the voting rights for anyone 21 or older, regardless of sex, religion, political affiliation or past convictions. Following the promulgation of the Charter, about five thousand women celebrated at [[King Ausvan Square, Evalria|King Ausvan Square]] in Evalria. The post of President was made ceremonial, and most of its executive powers were transferred to the newly-created post of [[Prime Minister of Kalșeri|Prime Minister]]

In the first [[1934 Kalșerian general election|general election]] since Ioen Rovuan's rise to power took place, Social Cooperation Party leader [[Ignașus Holbek]] won and was appointed as the first Prime Minister. He dealt with the ongoing Great Depression by creating the [[National Reconstruction Board]], which aimed to rescue, restructure and finance banks and private companies that went bankrupt during the Great Depression, the [[National Works Board]], to rapidly create manual-labor jobs for millions of unemployed workers, the [[National Farm Board]], to combat poverty in rural areas of the country and to create jobs for unskilled young men, and the [[Ministry of Social Insurance of Kalșeri|Ministry of Social Insurance]], which handled the benefits of retired workers, disabled citizens and veterans; the creation of most of these entities was propelled by the success of {{W|Franklin D. Roosevelt}}'s {{W|New Deal}}. Most of the national boards created by Holbek would be made redundant by 1939.

Kalșerian neutrality in {{W|World War II}} allowed the country to focus on existing issues in the country; these issues ranged from the serious, such as a series of tax relief and financial restructuring laws passed from 1941 to 1946 to aid economically underdeveloped cantons, to the more trivial, such as a [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] [[Kalhan reform of 1941|language reform in 1941]], which was followed by an amendment to the Education Act of 1873, which would expand the compulsory education age from the 5-to-12-years-old range to the 5-to-16-years-old range and restructure the Kalșerian public education system to fit the new range. Holbek's [[1947 Kalșerian general election|third term]] was marked by Kalșeri's accession to several world-wide organizations, such as the United Nations, the {{W|International Monetary Fund}} and NATO.

At the end of World War II, Kalșeri experienced a wave of immigration from the devastated European countries; this provoked a series of ethnic clashes between migrants and Kalșerian nationalists which would last until the early 1950s.

On September of 1961, Kalșeri, along with twenty other Western countries, founded the {{W|OECD}}, after the preceding organization, the Organisation for European Economic Co-operation (OEEC), was reformed to allow non-European countries to join.

In 1968, a series of {{W|Protests of 1968|protests}} took place throughout Kalșeri, mostly denouncing the discrimination, oftentimes based on {{W|Linguistic discrimination|language}}, towards Kalșerians who did not speak either Kalhan or English in schools, workplaces and other places where the use of Kalhan and/or English was officially mandated and backed up by punishments for not speaking either language. While Prime Minister [[Eduard Hals]] did act to allow the use of additional languages where requested, it would be his successor, [[Raimund Tógisi]] that would ban public schools from adopting punitive measures for Kalhan or English non-speakers. The protests also triggered a series of strikes throughout the country, demanding better working conditions and higher salaries. An additional measure adopted during the protests was the abolition of {{W|Religious education in primary and secondary education|Religious Education}} (''Séaiokare'') as a mandatory subject in primary and secondary schools, introducing freedom of choice on the matter. As a result of the protests, Tógisi would successfully push for the lowering of the voting age for nationwide elections, from 20 to 18, and the minimum age to be elected to public nationwide offices, from 35 to 25.

[[File:Flag of the Kalhan Liberation Front.svg|thumb|Flag of the Kalhan Liberation Front]]
The 1970s were a turbulent period in Kalșerian politics, dominated by five events: the [[1972 Kalșerian coup d'état attempt]], orchestrated by Colonel [[Eutikianus Végisi]] and the far-right monarchist organization [[Lágan Reaction]]; the [[1977 Kalșerian political corruption scandal|1977]] {{W|Lockheed bribery scandals|Lockheed scandal}} that hit the Social Cooperation Party and the Tógisi cabinet; the bombing campaign by the Anglophobic [[Kalhan nationalism|Kalhan nationalist]] paramilitary organization [[Kalhan Liberation Front]] (''Kalhanhiregeri'', KHG); the introduction of the [[Kalșerian Health Service]], the first national {{W|Universal health care|national health care}} system; and the new [[Kalșerian Penal Code]] (''Moreonia''), from which [[Capital punishment in Kalșeri|capital punishment]] was removed. The Kalhanhiregeri and its connections to the [[Shoonagerry]] were still a prominent talking point into the 1980s.

On July 18, 1991, after a series of talks, the [[Cape Sundervale Agreement of 1991|Cape Sundervale Agreement]] was signed by British Prime Minister {{W|John Major}}, Governor General of [[Cape Sundervale]] [[Garry Halford]] and Prime Minister [[Phil Garner]]; at midnight of September 20, 1991, Cape Sundervale was officially [[Handover of Cape Sundervale|handed over]] to Kalșeri, ending 322 years of British control over the tiny territory. Phil Garner was also responsible for the privatization of many state companies, such as the [[Kona|Kalșerian Post Service]], [[KalArk|Kalșerian Telecom]], [[Kalșerie Ginaia|KaGi]] and [[Kalșerian Airways]], as well as Kalșeri's accession to the {{W|North American Free Trade Agreement}} on January 1, 1994.

On October 19, 1997, Rashid al-Mufti, a 53-year-old {{W|Algeria|Algerian}} restaurant manager who had been living in Kalșeri for nine years, was [[Murder of Rashid al-Mufti|fatally shot]] in [[Percy]] by Kalșerian policeman Trevor Fiddling. After the Percy Police Department central building was [[1997 Percy bombing|bombed]] by Hamza al-Mufti, the victim's brother, on October 27, Prime Minister Garner signed the [[Public Security Act 1998|Public Security Act]], which, among the measures, ordered all "sensitive buildings", such as police department headquarters and ministries, to be guarded non-stop and more stringent security checks to be applied in airports.

On July 6, 2000, Prime Minister [[Alejandra Ríos Soriano]] approved plans to expand [[Ignașus Holbek Evalria International Airport|EVL]] to accommodate the increasing traffic, at the cost of a portion of a low-income neighborhood; this project was polarizing, as supporters of the expansion and dissenters clashed in Evalria and surrounding areas, creating a climate of unrest in the city. During the unrest, the [[350-Eri]] ("350 Group", referencing the 350 people who lost their house in the airport expansion) murdered Minister of Transportation [[Stan Morgenbau]] and kidnapped other people connected to Ríos Soriano.

On November 30, 2018, Prime Minister [[Maksimilianus Ureska]] signed the {{W|United States–Mexico–Canada Agreement|a new agreement}} with the United States, {{W|Canada}} and {{W|Mexico}}. Once ratified, the USMCKA will replace the existing NAFTA.

The 2010s have been described as a decade of liberalization, as {{W|Cannabis (drug)|marijuana}} was legalized in Evalria, [[Tigupoke]] and [[Urgel]], LGBT people have been allowed to serve in the Armed Forces since 2017, and all restrictions on [[LGBT rights in Kalșeri|non-heterosexual marriages]] were [[LGBT Marriages Act 2019|removed]] in 2019. In 2020, major restrictions in transit and activities were put into place due to the {{W|COVID-19 pandemic}}. [[Maksimilianus Ureska]] was criticized for his initial amendment to the Church Tax Act in 2016, and later eased the requirements for tax exemptions for religious institutions. Ureska resigned from office following the [[Uslar Papers]] scandal.

==Geography==
[[File:Kalseri rivers map.svg|thumb|right|Map showing the rivers in Kalșeri]]
The land area of Kalșeri is approximately 96,357 square kilometers (37,204 sq mi), with Raflá, the biggest island of the country, being almost 71,749 square kilometers (approximately 27.702 sq mi). [[New Lothian]] is the largest canton at 13,645.75 square kilometers (5,268.63 sq mi), while [[Chalmersville]] is the smallest canton, at just 57.98 square kilometers (22.39 sq mi). Kalșeri ranks 108th in the world, below {{W|South Korea}} and above {{W|Hungary}}.

Kalșeri is dominated by the [[Jemeri]], a {{W|mountain range}} which spans through the northern half of the country east–west, with the 1295-meter (4249-foot) [[Mount Takal]] being the peak of the chain and the tallest mountain in Kalșeri. The southern half of the country and much of the coastal area are mostly level. The fertile [[Flanúr Flatland]] stretches almost concurrently with the Jemeri range; three of the rivers which flow through the plain, [[Falșak River|Falșak]], [[Saiú River|Saiú]], the longest river in the country at almost 399 kilometers (248 miles), and [[Lág River|Lág]], are among the most commercially important bodies of water in Kalșeri.

Being a relatively small group of islands surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean, the climate in Kalșeri tends to be similar throughout the country. The {{W|oceanic climate}} (Köppen classification ''Cfb'') is prevalent. Summers tend to be mild, with temperatures rarely going beyond 25 °C (77 °F), whereas winters are cool.

==Government and politics==
Kalșeri is a {{W|representative democracy}} and a {{W|federation}} with a {{W|Republic|republican}} form of government. The head of state is the democratically-elected [[President of Kalșeri|President]], who appoints the Prime Minister, the head of government, based on the composition of [[Congress of Kalșeri|Congress]]. The current President is [[Richard Nakamura]], and the current Prime Minister is [[Liberal Democratic Party of Kalșeri|Liberal Democrat]] [[Jim Babich]], appointed on March 28, 2022.

In the Kalșerian federalist system, citizens are subject to three levels of government: federal, cantonal and municipal. Provincial government, subject to cantons, is mostly relegated to local judicial functions, and sub-municipal divisions exist for statistic purposes and hold very little to no power.

The federal government is divided into three branches:
*{{W|Legislature|Legislative}}: The bicameral [[Congress of Kalșeri|Congress]] (''Kongressus''), composed of the [[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|House of Representatives]] (''Represéntagiseri'') and the [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senate]] (''Senatum''), creates federal laws, declares war or compels the drafting of peace treaties and incapacitates members of the executive government, including the President. The House of Representatives is composed of 200 members, with each canton having a number of electoral districts proportional to the population on the year of election, whereas the Senate is composed of three Senators per canton. The [[High Summoner of Kalșeri|High Summoner]], (''Ralton Nugi'') and the President of the Senate oversee the daily procedures of their respective chamber and regulate debate.
*{{W|Executive (government)|Executive}}:
**The [[President of Kalșeri|President]] (''Alseugi'' or ''Président''), elected every seven years by the people, is the commander-in-chief of the [[Kalșerian Armed Forces]], and serves as the ceremonial head of state. Their duties include signing bills proposed by Congress into law, granting pardons, appointing federal judges upon consent of the Congress, and the largely ceremonial task of representing Kalșeri abroad. In times of absence or inability, the Presidential tasks are fulfilled by the High Summoner.
**The Prime Minister (''Oilor Mínister'') is the head of government, and yields a considerable amount of powers, nominating or dismissing Ministers and asking for their opinions and issuing declarations of war or peace treaties upon consent of the Congress. If, for any reason, the Prime Minister cannot fulfill their duties, their tasks are handled by the [[Deputy Prime Minister of Kalșeri|Deputy Prime Minister]] (''Sim-Oilor-Mínister''), a {{W|primus inter pares}} chosen among the members of the President's cabinet.
*{{W|Judiciary|Judicial}}: The [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri|Supreme Court]] (''Ralton Kort'') and other federal courts, whose judges are appointed by the President upon consent of the Senate, interpret and develop laws, and overturn those deemed contrary to the Charter ("uncharterly" or "unconstitutional"). The current justices of the Supreme Court are:
**[[Aristoteles Adriansi]], Chief Justice, nominated on April 15, 2011 by President [[Maude Haughey]]
**[[Michael Easton]], nominated on May 1, 2013 by President [[Dave Robinson]]
**[[Tomas Iútigi-Bonsi]], nominated on July 11, 2015 by President Dave Robinson
**[[Eduard Kalufi]], nominated on March 22, 2019 by President Dave Robinson
**[[Erika Barnes]], nominated on June 7, 2020 by President [[Richard Nakamura]]
**[[María-Sol Kunardal]], nominated on February 17, 2022 by President Richard Nakamura
**[[Francine Chukwueze]], nominated on September 1, 2023 by President Richard Nakamura
**[[Peter F. DuBois]], nominated on May 1, 2024 by President Richard Nakamura
**[[Atena Efonespi]], nominated on May 15, 2026 by President Richard Nakamura

===Current government===
{{main|Second Babich government}}
All office holders are members of the Liberal Democratic Party, unless otherwise stated.

{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto;clear:both;"
|-
! Position !! Portrait !! Holder !! Canton !! Appointment
|-
| [[Prime Minister of Kalșeri|Prime Minister]] || [[File:Adam Schiff 115th official photo (cropped 2).jpg|100px]] || [[Jim Babich]] || {{flag|Chalmersville}} || March 28, 2022
|-
| [[Deputy Prime Minister of Kalșeri|Deputy Prime Minister]] [[Ministry of Kalhan Affairs and Linguistic Minorities|Minister of Kalhan Affairs and Linguistic Minorities]] || || [[Maia Filisi]] || {{flag|Evalria}} || March 28, 2022
|-
| [[Ministry of Agriculture, Food and Forestry (Kalșeri)|Minister of Agriculture, Food and Fishing]] || || [[Liliana Kunarșagi]] || {{flag|Janval}} || July 25, 2023
|-
| [[Ministry of Commerce (Kalșeri)|Minister of Commerce]] || || [[Mindy Butkiewicz]] (Ind.) || {{flag|Evalria}} || July 25, 2023
|-
| [[Ministry of Culture, Arts and Tourism|Minister of Culture, Arts and Tourism]] || || [[Anthony Dale-Crockett]] ([[Conservative Party of Cape Sundervale|C]]) || {{flag|Cape Sundervale}} || October 18, 2021
|-
| [[Ministry of Defense (Kalșeri)|Minister of Defense]] || || [[Frankiska Narasi]] || {{flag|Takalim}} || March 28, 2022
|-
| [[Ministry of Education (Kalșeri)|Professor General]] || || [[Chris Gershwin]] || {{flag|Kalúen}} || March 28, 2022
|-
| [[Ministry of Energy and Sustainable Development|Minister of Energy and Sustainable Development]] || || [[Andrew Garmen]], Esq. || {{flag|New Kerry}} || March 28, 2022
|-
| [[Ministry of Environment (Kalșeri)|Minister of Environment and Parks]] || || [[Kirk Smith]] || {{flag|Lág}} || March 28, 2022
|-
| [[Ministry of Finance (Kalșeri)|Treasurer General]] || || [[Frank Zanin]] ({{W|Independent politician|Ind.}}) || {{flag|Evalria}} || March 28, 2022
|-
| [[Ministry of Foreign Affairs (Kalșeri)|Minister of Foreign Affairs]] || || [[Mark Reschner]] (Ind.) || {{flag|Urgel}} || September 6, 2020
|-
| [[Ministry of Gender Equality and LGBT+ Rights|Minister of Gender Equality]] || [[File:Claudia Plaridel.png|100px]] || [[Claudia Paridel]] ([[Force of the Filipino Kalșerians|Puwersas]]) || {{flag|Janval}} || July 25, 2023
|-
| [[Ministry of Health (Kalșeri)|Minister of Health]] || || [[Olubunmi Idowu]] || {{flag|Evalria}} || July 25, 2023
|-
| [[Ministry of Infrastructure, Territorial Development and Transportation|Minister of Infrastructure, Territorial Development and Transportation]] || || [[Gabrielle Holzknecht]] || {{flag|Janval}} || July 25, 2023
|-
| [[Ministry of Internal Affairs (Kalșeri)|Minister of Internal Affairs]] || || [[Rod Packard]], Esq. || {{flag|San Rafael}} || March 28, 2022
|-
| [[Ministry of Justice (Kalșeri)|Attorney General]] || || [[Mary Louise Williams]] || {{flag|Tigupoke}} || March 28, 2022
|-
| [[Ministry of Labor and Social Insurance (Kalșeri)|Minister of Labor and Social Insurance]] || || [[Dalia Nalchagui]] || {{flag|San Rafael}} || July 25, 2023
|-
| [[Public Advocate (Kalșeri)|Public Advocate]] || || [[Ann Kimberly]], Esq. || {{flag|Chalmersville}} || March 28, 2022
|-
| [[Ministry of Telecommunications (Kalșeri)|Minister of Telecommunications and Digital Proficiency]] || || [[Edwin Cho]] ([[Progressive Party of Kalșeri|Prog.]]) || {{flag|Takalim}} || July 25, 2023
|-
| [[Ministry of Youth and Sports (Kalșeri)|Minister of Youth and Sports]] || || [[Randy Novikoff]] || {{flag|Kalúen}} || August 29, 2022
|}

===Law===
Like its neighboring countries, Kalșeri is a {{W|common law}} country; therefore, judges have the power to develop laws by interpreting them and applying {{W|precedent}}s and other legal statutes, or common sense when the former two are unavailable, rather than just issuing verdicts as prescribed by a central source written by legislators. The [[Kalșerian penal code]] (''Moreonia'') is a collection of all the cases, federal, cantonal or local, that have set a precedent.
Kalșerian law distinguishes between {{W|misdemeanor}} and {{W|felony}}, and murder is classified by ''degrees'', much like {{W|Murder (United States law)|in the United States}}.

There are seven sources of law in the country: the Charter, the Penal Code, cantonal and municipal laws, federal regulations, international treaties and agreements that have been ratified by the Congress, {{W|executive order}}s and intercantonal protocols. Of these seven, the Charter is the supreme document that overrides all other national laws.

===Foreign relations===
===Military===
{{Main|Kalșerian Armed Forces}}
The Kalșerian Armed Forces comprise the [[Kalșerian Land Army]], the [[Kalșerian Navy]], the [[Kalșerian Air Force]] and the [[Kalșerian Coast Guard]].

The Kalșerian Armed Forces have been volunteer-only since 1967. The Charter of Kalșeri specifies that {{W|conscription}} may only be activated after a formal declaration of war has been received by Kalșeri.

===Law enforcement and crime===
Law enforcement is primarily carried out by the [[Kalșerian Police Force]] (''Stirdoeri''), through several local and federal branches that vary in scope. The [[Kalșerian Defense Agency]] (KDA) has specialized duties, such as protecting civil rights and national defense, as well as enforcing federal laws, sometimes backing up the Police. The Police Force responds to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, whereas the KDA is handled by the Ministry of Defense.

Kalșeri is a {{W|Concealed carry in the United States#May-issue|"may-issue"}} jurisdiction, which means that a potential buyer of a firearm must prove that there is a "good cause" for them to own the firearm; their mental health and capabilities, as well as their surroundings, are also taken into account before a permit is issued. An additional nationwide charge (the "gun tax"), the value of which varies by canton, is also applied at the moment of the purchase. In [[Tigupoke]], only farmers and law enforcement agents are generally allowed to own guns.

A 2018 report by the Kalșerian Ministry of Justice states that there were 512 cases of intentional homicide throughout the year; the {{W|List of countries by intentional homicide rate|intentional homicide rate}} is 1.77 for every 100,000 inhabitants, a similar rate to those of {{W|Kuwait}} and {{W|Canada}}.

A 2019 [[KalStat]] survey reports that about 85,000 people were incarcerated at the time of compiling; the {{W|List of countries by incarceration rate|incarceration rate}} for the year was 295 prisoners for every 100,000 inhabitants, putting Kalșeri at 36th place, on par with {{W|Namibia}} and {{W|Uruguay}}.

{{W|Capital punishment}} was abolished federally in 1980, and was made illegal in 1991.

====Șunageri====
The '''Șunageri''' (Kalhan for "protection organization"), also rendered as ''Shoonagerry'', is a group of {{W|Transnational organized crime|transnational}} {{W|Organized crime|criminal organizations}} based in Kalșeri, most active in rural areas, suburbs and other zones with a low quality of life, often in lieu of law enforcement agencies. Its main purpose is to offer protection and {{W|Loan shark|loans}} to disadvantaged Kalșerians at a high price.

The modern Șunageri was established after the British gained control over the former Kingdom of Lág, with the aim of protecting native Kalhan speakers who were suddenly discriminated against. Initial acts included spreading Anglophobic material, kidnapping British officials and {{W|Protection racket|offering protection}} to former Lág subjects at an exorbitant fee. After Kalșeri achieved independence in 1783, the Șunageri stopped distributing Anglophobic literature and shifted to more conventional activities, such as {{W|drug trafficking}}, {{W|gambling}} in areas and contexts where it is illegal, {{W|arms trafficking}}, {{W|insurance fraud}}, creating and distributing {{W|Identity document forgery|fake identity documents}} and {{W|Counterfeit money|money}} and, more recently, {{W|Security hacker|security hacking}}, {{W|copyright infringement}} and crimes involving {{W|cryptocurrency}}. Funds obtained from these operations are regularly used for investments in legitimate businesses.

The organization, which enjoys connections with other criminal groups, chiefly the {{W|Yakuza}}, the {{W|Sicilian Mafia}} and {{W|Illegal drug trade in Colombia|Colombian drug cartels}}, has a federal structure, meaning that there is no one central organization or leader; however, it is not uncommon for branches to co-operate whenever necessary.

According to police descriptions, members of the Șunageri (''Șunagia'', "protectors") are most often white males who speak Kalhan fluently and wear business suits. All Șunagia are expected to obey the code of conduct (''boskogea'', "doctrine of dignity"), which puts restrictions on when and how to carry out {{W|murder}} and {{W|arson}}, and outright forbids "ungentlemanly" acts like {{W|hazing|abusing newcomers}} in any way, animal abuse, {{W|sexual assault}} and {{W|human trafficking}}; under the ''boskogea'', members of the organization must appear kind and caring when approaching someone for the first time. Failure to obey the code of conduct may result in seizure of possessions, expulsion, being reported to the police, maiming or even death.

===Administrative divisions===
{{Main|Administrative divisions of Kalșeri}}
[[File:Kalserian cantons map.svg|thumb|right|The fourteen cantons of Kalșeri]]
Kalșeri is a federation of fourteen [[Cantons of Kalșeri|cantons]] cantons (''kantonia'', singular ''kantón''), which have a large amount of leeway in local matters. Cantons are divided into 36 judicial provinces (''provinsia''), in turn divided into 592 [[Municipalities of Kalșeri|municipalities]] (''șámenia''), which hold a certain degree of power over local matters, and a Special Territory (''Speșalton Falál'') surrounding Mount Takal. Municipalities are subdivided into smaller statistical divisions, the name of which changes among the cantons.

The political structure of the Cantons closely resembles that of the Republic. [[Tigupoke]] is the only canton where the executive power is not wielded by one person, but by a group of people: the [[Cantonal Council of Tigupoke]].

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Flag !! Canton !! Abbreviation !! Capital city !! Languages !! Established !! data-sort-type="number"|Area !! Inhabitants !! {{W|Demonym}}
|-
| [[File:Flag of Cape Sundervale.svg|75px]] || [[Cape Sundervale]] ([[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: ''Șanvel'') || CS || – || {{W|English language|English}} (preferred language) [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] || 1991 || 211.45 km2 (81.64 sq mi) || 222,747 || Sundervellian Sundronian
|-
| [[File:Flag of Cartier Island.svg|75px]] || [[Cartier Island]] ({{W|French language|French}}: ''Île-de-Cartier'') || CI IC (French)|| [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville]] || {{W|French language|French}} (preferred language) Kalhan English || 1783 || 7,773.06 km2 (3,001.18 sq mi) || 746,726 || Cartierois(e) (French)
|-
| [[File:Flag of Chalmersville.svg|75px]] || [[Chalmersville]] || CH || – || Kalhan English || 1954 || 163.47 km2 (63.12 sq mi) || 953,186 || Chalmersvillian Chalmie (colloquial) Yarkie (colloquial)
|-
| [[File:Flag of Evalria.svg|75px]] || [[Evalria]] || EV || – || Kalhan English || 1783 || 329.05 km2 (127.05 sq mi) || 2,114,960 || Evalrian
|-
| [[File:Flag of Janval.svg|75px]] [[File:Artsagia flag.svg|75px]] || [[Janval]] || JV || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson]] || Kalhan English {{W|German language|German}} || 1783 || 10,282.80 km2 (3,970.19 sq mi) || 3,500,248 || Janvalian
|-
| [[File:Flag of Kaluen.svg|75px]] || [[Kalúen]] || KL || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy]] || Kalhan English {{W|Portuguese language|Portuguese}} || 1783 || 13,177.51 km2 (5,087.84 sq mi) || 6,456,398 || Kaluonic Kaluonian
|-
| [[File:Flag of Lag.svg|75px]] || [[Lág]] ({{W|Italian language|Italian}}: ''Lagania'') || LG || [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury]] || Kalhan English Italian || 1783 || 7,642.04 km2 (2,950.61 sq mi) || 5,598,044 || Lágan
|-
| [[File:Flag of New Kerry.svg|75px]] || [[New Kerry]] ({{W|Irish language|Irish}}: ''Ciarraí Nua'') || NK || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry]] (Irish: ''Cathair na Farraige'') || Kalhan English Irish || 1783 || 9,036.17 km2 (3,488.88 sq mi) || 4,499,905 || New Kerrian
|-
| [[File:Flag of New Lothian.svg|75px]] || [[New Lothian]] ({{W|Scottish Gaelic}}: ''Lodainn Nuadh'') || LN || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville]] (Scottish Gaelic: ''Baile Hartley'') || Kalhan English Scottish Gaelic || 1783 || 8,011.34 km2 (3,093.18 sq mi) || 3,010,496 || New Lothianer Loshaner (colloquial)
|-
| [[File:Flag of Quincollia.svg|75px]] || [[Quincollia]] || QN || [[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín]] || Kalhan English || 2020 || 5,634.41 km2 (2,175.5 sq mi) || 614,489 || Quincollian
|-
| [[File:Flag of San Rafael.svg|75px]] || [[San Rafael]] ({{W|Spanish language|Spanish}}: ''San Rafael'' {{W|Miꞌkmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}}: ''Amitgit'') || SR || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas]] || Kalhan English Spanish Miꞌkmaq || 1783 || 11,168.66 km2 (4,312.22 sq mi) || 2,639,430 || Rafaelite Rafaelita (Spanish)
|-
| [[File:Flag of Takalim.svg|75px]] || [[Takalim]] (Italian: ''Montacale'') || TK || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton]] || Kalhan English Italian || 1783 || 12,321.80 km2 (4,757.45 sq mi) || 5,514,632 || Takalese
|-
| [[File:Flag of Tigupoke.svg|75px]] || [[Tigupoke]] (Miꞌkmaq: ''Tgupoq'') || TG || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill]] || Kalhan English Miꞌkmaq || 1891 || 4,420.64 km2 (1,706.81 sq mi) || 1,175,906 || Tigupokian
|-
| [[File:Flag of Urgel.svg|75px]] || [[Urgel]] || UR || [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian]] || Kalhan English || 1783–1933 1934 || 6,195.09 km2 (2,391.93 sq mi) || 3,342,783 || Urgelian
|}

===Elections===
[[File:Kalseri House of Representatives Constituencies.svg|thumb|right|Single-member constituencies for the House of Representatives constituencies for 2022]]
In Kalșeri, the President is elected on September 20 every seven years, and Congress is renewed on the third Sunday of March for a term that lasts up to five years. Elected Senators are chosen with a two-year buffer from each other. All national elections employ {{W|contingent vote}}, a variant of {{W|instant-runoff voting}} where voters are asked to choose their "first preference" and a "backup preference", usually a major party. While successful candidates are usually connected to a party, candidates are not required to be members of any party to run for any elected office. Parties may choose to run on a national level, or only locally.

The President is elected directly by the people and serves for a single, non-renewable seven-year term. To run for President, the candidate must meet the following requirements:
*be born in Kalșeri or elsewhere to Kalșerian parents;
*be 35 or older at the time of the election;
*not have been accused of any felony for the last 15 years;
*enjoy good physical and mental health. This requirement was added in 1934, after the [[Ioen Rovuan]] presidency. In 1987, the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri|Supreme Court]] case ''[[Hendriksen v. Kalșeri]]'' ruled that individuals with mental conditions that do not intrinsically hinder one's awareness of their own actions cannot be barred from running for President.

Each canton has its own number of Representatives depending on the population reported in the last Census, divided by 210,000, whereas the number of Senators is four per canton. Following the [[2021 Kalșerian term limits referendum]], Members of Congress are limited to two terms.

==Economy==
According to a 2018 estimate by the {{W|International Monetary Fund}}, the Kalșerian GDP is about {{W|United States dollar|$}}1 trillion, giving the country a $34,893 GDP per capita. Kalșeri's main trading partners are the {{W|United States}}, {{W|Canada}}, {{W|Japan}}, the {{W|United Kingdom}}, {{W|China}} and {{W|Germany}}. The national {{W|inflation}} rate is attested at 2.2% in 2019.

A 2013 estimate reported that the {{W|public sector}} {{W|List of countries by public sector size|constituted}} 16.8% of the Kalșerian workforce. A report by the [[Ministry of Labor of Kalșeri|Ministry of Labor]] stated that unemployment in the country is attested at 5.3% of the workforce.

Kalșeri guarantees its workers 25 days of {{W|List of minimum annual leave by country|paid vacation}}, as well as paid {{W|parental leave}}.

The currency of Kalșeri is the [[Kalșerian hem|hem]] ({{W|Currency symbol|symbol}}: ħ, {{W|ISO 4217}}: KAH).

==Infrastructure==
[[File:Highway map of Kalseri.svg|thumb|Map of the national highway system]]
The [[Kalșerian Highway Network]] is the national network of {{W|freeway}}s. Though decreasing in recent years, Kalșerian vehicle ownership per capita has been historically high, with 484 {{W|List of countries by vehicles per capita|vehicles per 1,000 people}} in 2017.

Public transport in the nation has been dominated by trains; [[KalRail]], which was state-owned until 1997, handles the majority of the railway network, although other companies exist, especially on a local level. Big cities such as Evalria and Lennoxton have their own {{W|rapid transit}} and/or {{W|light rail}} systems, and also run a system of {{W|bike freeway}}s called [[Bikarnia]]. Most settlements in the country are also served by several {{W|intercity bus service|intercity bus}} {{W|common carrier}}s, the most prominent of which is [[Goldenhawk Bus]].

[[Ignașus Holbek Evalria International Airport]] (EVL) is the busiest {{W|airport}} in the country, and serves as the hub for [[Kalșerian Airways]], the national {{W|flag carrier}}. Other important airports include [[Lennoxton International Airport|Lennoxton International]], [[Percy–Andy Garnier International Airport|Percy–Andy Garnier]], [[Ben Webber International Airport|Hartleyville–Ben Webber]] and [[Hank Colavino International Airport|Chalmersville–Hank Colavino]].

The ports of [[Plymouth, Lág]] and [[Goldshore, Kalúen]] are the two main ports in Kalșeri, and serve as gateways into the country for tourists and immigrants arriving by ship.

==Demographics==
===Population===
Kalșeri has a population of 40,389,950, and 18.9% of people living in the ten most populated cities. Since the arrival of the British in 1669, Kalșeri has shifted from a largely rural population to an urban one.

[[Evalria]], the capital city of Kalșeri, is the most populated city in the country, with one and a half million residents; it forms the ''EvLex'' Corridor, home to about 4.9 million people, with nearby [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton]], the second-most populated city in the nation, as well as the suburbs of both cities. The Corridor is home to more than one tenth of the entire population of Kalșeri.

Other relevant cities include [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy]], the City-Canton of [[Chalmersville]] and [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville]].

According to the December 2020 report by the {{W|World Health Organization}} for 2019, Kalșeri has an average life expectancy of 81.5, the 24th highest {{W|List of countries by life expectancy|in the world}}, between {{W|Austria}} and {{W|Belgium}}.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Ten biggest cities in Kalșeri by population (within municipal borders)
|-
! Rank !! Image !! City !! Inhabitants (2019 est.)
|-
| 1 || [[File:Calgary panorama-2.jpg|200px]] || [[File:Flag of Evalria.svg|23px|border]] [[Evalria]] || 2,114,960
|-
| 2 || [[File:E-Town (27060806558).jpg|200px]] || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || 1,333,072
|-
| 3 || [[File:Victoria, British Columbia Skyline at Twilight.jpg|200px]] || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || 1,007,275
|-
| 4 || [[File:Aarhus Ø (skyline) 02.jpg|200px]] || [[File:Flag of Chalmersville.svg|23px|border]] [[Chalmersville]] || 953,186
|-
| 5 || [[File:Downtown Yellowknife, NT, lit by late summer sunset.jpg|200px]] || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || 586,997
|-
| 6 || [[File:Regina seen from wascana hill.jpg|200px]] || [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || 403,663
|-
| 7 || [[File:Roch qhill.JPG|200px]] || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || 349,899
|-
| 8 || [[File:Windsor Ontario.jpg|200px]] || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || 298,479
|-
| 9 || [[File:Niagara Falls Three Sisters Islands.jpg|200px]] || [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville, CI]] || 281,950
|-
| 10 || [[File:Downtown Oshawa.JPG|200px]] || [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian, UR]] || 273,188
|}

====Ethnic composition====
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="margin-left:1em; float:right"
|+ '''Ethnic groups in Kalșeri (2018 estimate)'''
|-
! Ethnic group !! Percent of population !! Members
|-
| White Kalșerians || 82.4% || 33,192,995
|-
| Hispanic/Latino Kalșerians || 6.6% || 2,658,662
|-
| Black Kalșerians || 5.4% || 2,175,270
|-
| Native Americans || 1.6% || 644,524
|-
| style="text-align:left; text-indent:15px;"|{{W|Miꞌkmaq}} || 1.49% || 600,214
|-
| style="text-align:left; text-indent:15px;"|Others || 0.11% || 44,310
|-
| Asian Kalșerians || 1.2% || 483,393 (TOT: 39154844)
|-
| Others || 1.31% || 1,235,106
|-
| '''Total''' || '''100%''' || '''40,389,950'''
|}

Kalșeri has been a mostly white country throughout its history, with Kalșerians of Lág descent and those of British descent being the most common among the white ethnic groups. African Kalșerians and Native Americans, mostly {{W|Miꞌkmaq}}, have been the traditional minorities throughout the country's colonial and post-colonial history; their relations with White Kalșerians, while mostly peaceful, have been marked by moments of conflict, such as the protests in the 1960s.

The majority of the White Kalșerian supergroup is of mixed European ancestry, and mostly consists of Irish Kalșerians, German Kalșerians and Italian Kalșerians. Ancestral Kalșerians, i.e. those whose ancestors had settled in pre-colonial Lág, constitute the fourth-largest group of White Kalșerians; they do not include descendants of the ''Șingia'', which are European Kalșerians who Kalhanhized their names throughout the 1800s.

Starting from the mid-1970s, several other ethnic groups, such as {{W|Latin Americans}}, {{W|Southeast Asia}}ns and {{W|Arabs}}, would become more represented in Kalșeri, partly due to a simplified immigration process. During and after the {{W|Dissolution of the Soviet Union|collapse of the Soviet Union}} people from the former Soviet republics began settling in Kalșeri.

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===Language===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="margin-left:1em; float:right"
|+ '''Languages spoken in Kalșeri at home (2018 estimate)'''
|-
! Language !! Percent of population !! Number of speakers
|-
| {{W|English language|English}} || 68.3% || 19,074,456
|-
| [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] || 26.4% || 7,372,849
|-
| {{W|Spanish language|Spanish}} || 2.2% || 614,404
|-
| {{W|French language|French}} || 1.3% || 363,057
|-
| Others || 1.8% || 502,694
|}

Kalșeri has two official languages, [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] and {{W|English language|English}}, and recognizes all regional languages. Kalhan uses the Latin alphabet with the additional character (''ș'') and is one of the five official languages of the {{W|Organization of American States|OAS}}. Recent legislation has allowed the teaching of the Old Kalhan alphabet.

As per Article 3 of the Charter, official affairs within Kalșeri are conducted in Kalhan and English. However, the article also states that public services may be offered in the native language of a citizen, if said citizen does not know either language. It is estimated that about 9,350,000 people speak Kalhan as their native language, and that about 12.5 million people speak Kalhan as their second language.

Kalhan and English are the sole official languages in five of the fourteen [[Cantons of Kalșeri|cantons]]. Cantons have the right to set additional official languages, and some of them have done so:
*Spanish and {{W|Miꞌkmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} are co-official languages in [[San Rafael]];
*Miꞌkmaq is co-official in [[Tigupoke]];
*Irish is co-official in [[New Kerry]];
*Scottish Gaelic is a "designated heritage language" in [[New Lothian]];
*French is the preferred language in [[Cartier Island]];
*Portuguese is a recognized minority language in [[Kalúen]];
*Italian is co-official in [[Lág]] and [[Takalim]].

English overtook Kalhan as the most spoken language in the cities during the British rule; however, Kalhan was still the predominant language in the countryside, and efforts to mandate communication in English everywhere in the Province of Callen were met with resistance. In 1821, the [[Institute of the Kalhan Laguage]] was established by former President [[Robert Silorsi]], Karl Rovuansi and Governor Lotarius Gann, all three native Kalhan speakers, with the intent of "restoring Kalhan to its pre-colonial glory"; among the Raladure's achievements was making the usage of their language widespread in the administration and the integration of the language within all aspects of public life.

===Religion===
{| class="wikitable sortable" font-size:80%;" style="margin-left:1em; float:right"
|+ style="font-size:100%" |Religious affiliation in Kalșeri (2018 estimate)
|-
! Affiliation
! colspan="2"|% of population
|-
| [[File:Christian cross.svg|20px]] {{W|Christianity|Christian}}
|align=right| '''{{bartable|59.4||2||background:darkblue}}'''
|-
| style="text-align:left; text-indent:15px;"| [[File:USVA headstone emb-46.svg|20px]] {{W|Catholicism|Catholic}}
|align=right| '''{{bartable|20.8||2||background:purple}}'''
|-
| style="text-align:left; text-indent:15px;"| [[File:USVA headstone emb-09.svg|20px]] {{W|Methodism|Methodist}}
|align=right| '''{{bartable|16.1||2||background:lightblue}}'''
|-
| style="text-align:left; text-indent:15px;"| [[File:USVA headstone emb-07.svg|20px]] {{W|Anglicanism|Anglican}}
|align=right| '''{{bartable|11.7||2||background:#009ACD}}'''
|-
| style="text-align:left; text-indent:15px;"| [[File:USVALutherRose.svg|20px]] {{W|Lutheranism|Lutheran}}
|align=right| '''{{bartable|8.0||2||background:dodgerblue}}'''
|-
| style="text-align:left; text-indent:15px;"| [[File:USVA headstone emb-01.svg|20px]] {{W|List of Christian denominations|Other Christian}}
|align=right| '''{{bartable|2.8||2||background:mediumblue}}'''
|-
| [[File:USVA headstone emb-17.svg|20px]] {{W|Islam|Muslim}}
|align=right| '''{{bartable|4.5||2||background:green}}'''
|-
| [[File:USVA headstone emb-03.svg|20px]] {{W|Judaism|Jewish}}
|align=right| '''{{bartable|2.3||2||background:#EB5E66}}'''
|-
| [[File:Sin Gea symbol.svg|17px]] [[New Serigéa Organization|New Serigéa]]
|align=right| '''{{bartable|0.5||2||background:#333333}}'''
|-
| [[File:Five-pointed star.svg|20px]] Other
|align=right| '''{{bartable|7.4||2||background:pink}}'''
|-
| [[File:USVA headstone emb-16.svg|20px]] {{W|Irreligion|Unaffiliated}}/Not specified
|align=right| '''{{bartable|28.1||2||background:gold}}'''
|-
| '''Total''' || '''{{bartable|100||2||background:grey}}'''
|}
Kalșeri has been a traditionally Christian country, starting with the Spanish missions in San Rafael in the 1500s, and has since largely displaced Serigéa, the Kalșerian traditional religion. Catholicism was the only Christian denomination of the country until the arrival of the British in the 1600s, who brought with them several denominations, such as Anglicanism and Methodism. Lutheranism and Judaism became prominent following the immigration from Central Europe during the two World Wars. The [[Church of Kalșeri]] has established itself as the second-largest Christian denomination in the country, after Catholicism.

While Christianity still plays a relevant role in rural communities, its influence in urban life has waned throughout the decades, starting in the {{W|Counterculture of the 1960s|1960s}}, by way of questioning clerical authority and choosing not to baptize children.

In 1995, [[Father Lerfuan]] founded the [[New Serigéa Organization|New Serigéa]], which promotes the revival of [[Serigéa]], the pre-colonial Kalhan religion. In the 1990s and 2000s, with a wave of migrants from North Africa and the Middle East, {{W|Islam}} has become a significant minority religion in the country.

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==Education==
Public education is provided by the state and its subdivisions and is regulated by the [[Ministry of Education of Kalșeri|Ministry of Education]]. Education in Kalșeri is compulsory between the ages of 5 and 16 and is funded by the state. The modern {{W|formal learning}} system, introduced in 1942, is divided into four {{W|educational stage}}s, with a total of 16 grades (''iarnia'', lit. "years"), of which 12 are compulsory:
* Grades V1 and V2 are preschool levels (''vegiohal'', ages 3 to 5, optional);
* Grades 1 through 6 form primary education (''oilor iokare'', ages 5 to 10, compulsory);
* Grades 7 and 8 are assigned to intermediate education (''kihaton iokare'', ages 11 to 12, compulsory);
* Grades 9 through 14 form secondary education (''simlor iokare'', ages 13 to 18, grades 9 through 12 are compulsory).

Primary and intermediate schools share the same subjects and topics for every student in every school, while secondary and post-secondary schools are divided into several branches, such as the scientific, classical, engineering and artistic institutions. Post-secondary education is divided into several branches, such as universities and professional formation schools (''dririohalia'').

Several private institutions exist, and alternative education methods, such as {{W|homeschooling}}, {{W|Virtual school|e-schooling}} and {{W|unschooling}}, have been on the rise since the 1990s, thanks to vague wording in Article XXXI of the Charter, which states that ''education'' is compulsory, while not declaring ''how'' or ''where'' education should take place. Another alternative method, popular in Evalria and Lág, is the so-called ''Grai school'', invented by former [[Ministry of Education of Kalșeri|Education Minister]] [[Darius Grai]], where students are grouped based on ability, rather than age.

==Culture==
===Symbols===
{{Main|National symbols of Kalșeri}}
The sun with eight rays has appeared numerous times throughout Kalșerian history. While its origins are unknown, it first appeared in gravestones from 150 BC. It is most commonly described as a symbol of the eight pre-colonial chiefdoms (Lág, Șanvel, Așál, Janval, Iskio, Takalim, Urgel, and Șindal), and the {{W|Bible|biblical}} connotations of resurrection and new beginnings of the number 8 have also been attributed to the sun. Due to this, the number 8 is considered lucky in Kalșerian culture.

Although more recent than the sun with eight rays, the colors blue and gold are just as important. Its precise meanings are subject to different interpretations, but the most common explanation is that blue represents calmness, dependability and gratitude towards the {{W|Atlantic Ocean}} for "giving birth" to Kalșeri, and gold represents happiness and hope for a bright future. Usage of blue and gold became more prominent after the adoption of the current [[Flag of Kalșeri|Kalșerian flag]]. The combination has also been linked to the mythology of the [[Serigéa]]: Aresi, god of Earth, was born from the union between Henka, god of the Sun, and Ronjon, goddess of the sea.

The number 254 has been associated with bad luck in Kalșerian culture. The traditional explanation is that [[Rovuan VII of Lág]] lost exactly 254 of his soldiers in the ill-fated [[Battle of Hammond]] of 813 AD against the Janval chiefdom, and ordered all memories of the battle to be struck down; a more probable theory is that the number used to be represented as R-Ļ-Ç in Kalhan numerals, and the word ''raļaçi'' (''raiáș(i)'' in modern orthography) means "suffering; to suffer".

===Literature===
The birth of Kalșerian literature is conventionally set in the late 11th century, which is when the literary current of ''Incognitism'' (Kalhan: ''Fokașienséa'') began to emerge. The main theme of Incognitist texts was the exploration of the unknown lands that may surround home and the thrill related to it; an important example of this literary school of thought was [[Lavus Kérahan]], who is said to have written the ''[[Cycles of Halmer]]'' (''Halmer'si Kimia'') around 1092.

Literary production was stunted by the British authorities, who imposed strict limits on the usage of Kalhan. A major writer in the late Colonial and early Independence period was future President [[Tomas Ienuvion]], who wrote several poems about the need for Kalșerian independence, predominantly in Kalhan.

Starting from the late 19th century and throughout the first half of the 20th century, the Kalșerian literary scene was roughly divided into two schools: the ''New Poietic School'', which sought to redefine the canons of literature, founded by [[Róderik Éfongi]], [[Richard Sauchin]] and [[Frankiskus Vongi]], and the ''Neloists'', led by [[Joe Ehrlich]], whose mission was to find an answer to the question "what is life?" (''Ne loa?'' in Kalhan, hence the name of the current). Writers of foreign origin, such as [[Sergei Saviolkin]] and [[Tom Jannucci]], have also contributed to the national literature.

===Visual arts===
===Music===
Kalșerian folk music typically consists of fast tunes and usually features {{W|Wind instrument|wind instruments}} as the lead; folk music used to be universal in the country until the 17th century, and has seen a {{W|Roots revival|resurgence}} in the 1970s thanks to performers such as [[Loalerfa]] and the [[Knights of the Green Fields]].

Hard rock and heavy metal have been continuously growing since the 1980s in Kalșeri. Bands such as [[Stryknyna]], [[Kauna!]], [[ȘHR]] and [[ȘinSin]] have enjoyed popularity since their establishment in the Kalșerian music scene, and some of them have also achieved worldwide fame.

Starting frorm the early 1990s, the Evalria-Lennoxton corridor has been host to a thriving {{W|hip hop}} and {{W|rap}} scene, spearheaded by performers like [[Ramy X]] and [[DJ Copernikus]].

===Cuisine===
Due to Kalșeri being a country of islands, the national cuisine is based on seafood, usually {{W|cod}}, {{W|haddock}}, {{W|herring}} and {{W|shrimp}}s, {{W|soup}}s, {{W|cereal}} and, especially in winter, {{W|stew}}s. {{W|Beef}} and {{W|pork}} are also common in Kalșerian cuisine. Herbs and spices are not generally used in traditional recipes. {{W|Cheese}} is most often produced in hilly areas, chiefly in [[Janval]] and [[Quincollia]].

Traditional desserts are simple, and often feature {{W|strawberry|strawberries}}, {{W|blueberry|blueberries}}, {{W|raspberry|raspberries}} or other berries. Starting from the 1900s, {{W|zabaione}} has become a staple among lower-income families and [[Italian Kalșerians|Italian Kalșerian]] communities.

{{W|Porridge}} and toast are commonly eaten for breakfast, accompanied by coffee. Lunch, typically consumed between 11:30 and 13:00, usually consists of a small and quick meal, such as a {{W|sandwich}}. {{W|Fish and chips}} is a popular dish for dinner, which is the main meal of the day and usually takes place between 18:30 and 20:00, although some Kalșerians choose to forgo lunch and have dinner at around 17:00. Afternoon snacks are common.

{{W|Beer}} is the alcoholic beverage of choice, especially {{W|pale lager}}s and {{W|stout}}s. The most popular local beer brand is [[Tașa Vonhal]], a German-style {{W|Pilsner}}; many local brands and {{W|microbrewery|microbreweries}} also exist. Kalșeri has among the highest per-capita beer consumption rates in the world.

[[Crayfish Crib]] is the country's oldest and most profitable fast food restaurant chain in the country. Other chains include [[Ricky's Ribs]], [[PizzaHal]] and [[Fillard Donuts]].

===Cinema===
The output by the Kalșerian cinema industry was exiguous until the late 1940s, when [[Percy, Kalúen|Percinite]] [[Rían Dalgi]] started directing and producing movies, mostly through the [[Dalgi Cinema Corporation]], giving rise to what would be defined "[[Kalsploitation]]".

The EvLex Corridor, which groups the metropolitan areas of Evalria and Lennoxton, is the leader in the production of motion picture in Kalșeri. Percy is also an important center for movie production, due to the aforementioned Dalgi Cinema Corporation.

Although the majority of movie output in Kalșeri is in English, a sizable selection of Kalhan-language films has achieved mainstream popularity.

The [[Colwyn Bay Entertainment Awards]] (CoBEA), held continuously since 1954 in [[Chalmersville]], are the most followed award ceremonies in Kalșeri. [[Jefferson Ișmaélsi]] and [[Kennedy Iutișagi]] have won the most Colwyn Bay awards, with five each.

===Mass media===
====Newspapers====
{{Main|Newspapers in Kalșeri}}

Well-known newspapers in Kalșeri include the ''[[Times of Kalșeri]]'' (TK), the ''[[Kalșerian Telegraph]]'' (Telly), the ''[[Golden Sun]]'', ''[[The Kalșerian Independent]]'' (Indy), ''[[Rialonia]]'' (Reel), ''[[The Blackmon Street Times]]'' and the free ''[[Daily Tittle]]''. With several local exceptions, most Kalșerian newspapers are privately-owned, and most of the owners are established media companies such as [[McMartin Corporation]], [[IndyPress]], the [[Yarmolenko Group]] and [[Echo Publishing]], which is owned by Movement for Action Secretary Matthew Chandler. To cater to Kalhan-speakers, almost all newspapers either publish a section or an entire newspaper in Kalhan.

Most cities also have local newspapers, such as the ''[[Evalria Inquirer]]'', the ''[[Lennoxton Gazette]]'', ''[[The Percy Reporter]]'', the ''[[Chalmersville Post]]'' and the ''[[Hartleyville Reporter]]''.

As the cost of publishing has increased over the years, most newspapers have launched online subscription services, and some of them have either ceased physical publication or are planning to do so.

====Radio and television====
[[KalCom]] is the national {{W|Public broadcasting|public}} {{W|television network|broadcaster}} of Kalșeri, as it is partially owned by the State. KalCom was founded in 1926 as the National Radio Authority (''Rialton Arkanuregeri'', RANG) and was reorganized into the National Communications Corporation (''Rialnursakoní'', RNK); the company adopted the current name in 2006. Until 1992, funding for the national network was provided through the {{W|Television licence|"Rennick tax"}}; this was changed to government funding with additional investments through advertising under Phil Garner's presidency. KalCom has six general-interest channels, three for the {{W|radio}} (KalRadio 1, KalRadio 2 and KalRadio 3) and {{W|television}} (KalCom 1, KalCom 2, KalCom 3). Most of the content in channels 1 and 2 of each is in English, whereas channel 3 is almost exclusively in Kalhan. The network also has several channels dedicated to a certain type of content or a specific area.

Major private broadcasters include the [[Kalșerian Broadcasting Company]] (KBC), [[JC Eldridge]] (consisting of [[JCTN]] and [[Eldridge Broadcasting]]), [[be5]] and [[Ronhem TV]]. Major regional television channels are affiliated to the [[Union of Regional Broadcasters]] (URB-FANG).

Local broadcasting stations are identified by an alphanumerical {{W|call sign}}, which is structured as ''ZnXYY'' (Zn, with n ranging from 4 to 7, is the {{W|ITU prefix}} for Kalșerian broadcasting stations, ''X'' is a letter representing a canton and ''YY'' is a random two-letter combination) and usually has a suffix denoting the type of broadcast; for instance, Channel 10, the flagship broadcaster of Evalria's [[Sayoo and Ganmel Broadcasting Network]], has the call sign ''Z4EVL-TV''.

====Internet====

===Sport===
Organized sports in Kalșeri originated in the early 1800s. Kalșeri's official national sport is {{W|Sailing (sport)|sailing}}; several other sports are enjoyed by the Kalșerian youth, too, including {{W|ice hockey}}, by far the most popular sport in the country, {{W|association football}}, {{W|baseball}}, {{W|basketball}}, {{W|tennis}}, {{W|volleyball}}, {{W|Rugby union|rugby}} and {{W|Swimming (sport)|swimming}}; {{W|skiing}} and {{W|snowboarding}} are also popular in more mountainous areas. Kalșerian sports institutions adhere to the custom of segregating male and female players, and female-oriented competitions are largely seen as only amateur; however, this custom has been questioned in recent years, and efforts were made to bring women's competitions to the same professional level as men's, with the [[Kalșerian Association Football Federation|''Tukuregeri'']] eliminating any organizational differences between men's competitions and women's competitions in 2017.

Kalșeri has participated in almost every edition of the modern Olympic Games since {{W|1900 Summer Olympics|1900}}; in the competition, the country has dominated water-based categories, such as {{W|Sailing at the Summer Olympics|sailing}}, {{W|Canoeing at the Summer Olympics|canoeing}}, {{W|Swimming at the Summer Olympics|swimming}} and {{W|Water polo at the Summer Olympics|water polo}}. Sportsmanship and teamwork are seen as two key values of Kalșerian culture.

{{W|Ice hockey}} is the most viewed sports in Kalșeri. The sport is regulated by the [[Kalșerian Ice Hockey Federation|KIHF]], established in 1901, and the [[Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship|Ice Hockey Championship]] regularly attracts upwards of 15,000 fans. The [[Reeve Cup]] Final Series has been the most watched sports event for many years since its inception.

{{W|Association football}} has been the most popular sport in Cape Sundervale since the 1880s and would later catch on in Kalșeri, with several clubs and leagues being established throughout the country during the first half of the 20th century. In 1956, the [[Kalșerian Premier League|Premier League]] was established as the national professional division, followed by the [[Challenge League (Kalșeri)|Challenge League]], the [[National League 1 (Kalșeri)|National League 1]], [[National League 2 (Kalșeri)|National League 2]] and [[National League 3 (Kalșeri)|National League 3]], while existing local championships have been reclassified as amateur.

Other popular sports include {{W|baseball}}, imported from the neighboring United States and represented by the [[All-Kalșerian Baseball League|national league]], and {{W|basketball}}, which saw a surge in popularity in the 1990s, especially after the formation of [[K-Bask]] in 1996.

Another sport popular in rural Kalșeri is {{W|lawn mower racing}}, imported from the United Kingdom in the 1970s. The most followed races are officially sanctioned by the [[Kalșerian Lawn Mower Racing Association]] (KALMORA). Although it started as an amateur-only competition, it underwent professionalization in the 1990s. KALMORA states that all of its competitions are {{W|Mixed-sex sports|open for both sexes}} and for residents in Kalșeri, regardless of actual nationality. Lawn mower racing events most often take place in the cantons of New Lothian, Janval and Tigupoke.

===Holidays===
Several holidays are observed in Kalșeri, some of which are declared national holidays, where state buildings are closed and public employees are granted {{W|paid time off}}.
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Holiday
!Date
!Information
!Bank holiday?
|-
|{{W|New Year's Day}}
|January 1
|The first day of the year in the Gregorian calendar.
|Yes
|-
|{{W|Epiphany}}
|January 6
|Holiday marked by two events: {{W|Adoration of the Magi}} and {{W|Baptism of the Lord}}. Celebrated by Catholics.
|Only in [[San Rafael]], [[New Kerry]] and [[Cartier Island]]
|-
|{{W|Saint Patrick's Day}}
|March 17
|Celebration of Irish-Kalșerian heritage and culture.
|Only in [[New Kerry]]
|-
|{{W|Earth Day}}
|April 22
|Celebrates the environment and nature. Access to national parks is free on this day.
|No
|-
|{{W|Labour Day|Labor Day}}
|May 1
|Celebration of all the contributions and labor of all Kalșerians.
|Yes
|-
|{{W|Mother's Day}}
|Second Sunday of May
|Day for honoring the mother, motherhood and maternal bonds.
|No
|-
|Life Day
|May 11
|Marks the anniversary of the abolishment of capital punishment in Kalșeri in 1980.
|No
|-
|{{W|Father's Day}}
|Third Sunday of June
|Day for honoring the father, fatherhood and the influence of fathers in society.
|No
|-
|World Day
|June 26
|Marks the entrance of Kalșeri in the {{W|United Nations}}.
|No
|-
|Charter Day
|July 1
|Celebration of the promulgation of the [[Charter of Kalșeri|Charter]] in 1934.
|Yes
|-
|Hayworth Day
|July 12
|Celebrates the birthday of [[Archibald Hayworth]], first President of Kalșeri.
|Yes
|-
|French Heritage Day
|July 14
|Celebration of French-Kalșerian heritage and culture. Marks the anniversary of the {{W|Storming of the Bastille}}. Mostly celebrated in Cartier Island.
|No
|-
|Flag Day
|August 1
|Celebrates the adoption of the [[Flag of Kalșeri|national flag]] in 1894.
|Yes
|-
|Independence Day
|September 3
|Marks the anniversary of the signing of the {{W|Treaty of Paris (1783)|Treaty of Paris}}, which made Kalșerian independence official.
|Yes
|-
|{{W|National Grandparents Day|Grandparents Day}}
|Second Sunday of September
|Celebration held to honor grandparents and their deeds.
|No, but grandparents may be offered discounts and a congratulatory package from the municipality
|-
|Presidential Election Day
|September 20
|Celebrated every seven years; on this day, citizens vote for the President.
|Yes
|-
|{{W|World Teachers' Day|Teacher's Day}}
|October 5
|Celebration held to appreciate teachers and their contributions to society.
|No, but teachers may be offered discounts and a congratulatory package from the municipality
|-
|{{W|Children's Day}}
|November 20
|Celebrated to promote mutual exchange and understanding among children. On this day, children often receive small gifts and do special activities in school.
|No
|-
|{{W|Thanksgiving}}
|Fourth Thursday in November
|On this day, people give thanks and blessings to their families and close friends.
|Yes (except in Cartier Island)
|-
|{{W|Christmas}}
|December 25
|Traditional day chosen for the birth of {{W|Jesus Christ|Jesus of Nazareth}}. Gifts are frequently exchanged and masses are usually held in Catholic communities.
|Yes
|}

==See also==

{{Kalseri}}

[[Category:Kalșeri]]
[[Category:Archipelagoes of the Atlantic Ocean]]
[[Category:Countries in North America]]
[[Category:English-speaking countries and territories]]
[[Category:Member states of the Commonwealth of Nations]]
[[Category:Former British colonies and protectorates in the Americas]]
[[Category:Former French colonies]]
[[Category:Federal republics]]
[[Category:Island countries]]
[[Category:Islands of the North Atlantic Ocean]]
[[Category:Northern America]]

Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship

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{{Infobox sports league
| title = Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship
| current_season = 2025–26 KIHC season
| logo =
| logo_size = 
| caption =
| formerly = Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship (1901–1933)
| sport = Ice hockey
| founded = {{start date and age|1901|10|5}} in [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire]], [[Evalria]], [[Kalșeri]]
| inaugural = [[1901 CIHC season]]
| commissioner = [[Enéas Lakagi]]
| teams = 20
| country = {{flag|Kalșeri}}
| champion = [[Janval Blauers]]
| champ_season = [[2025–26 KIHC season]]
| most_champs = Evalria Fightin' Kals (25 titles)
| classification =
| qualification =
| tv = [[KalCom]] [[KBC Sports]]
| headquarters = Jálagi Building [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire]], [[Evalria]], [[Kalșeri]]
}}
The '''Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship''' ('''KIHC'''; [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: ''Kalșériton Drohockeykampiónare'' {{IPA|/kalˈʃɛritɔn drɔˌhɔkɛ(i)kamˈpjɔnare/}}, KDHK) is a professional {{w|ice hockey}} league in [[Kalșeri]] that consists of twenty teams competing to win the [[Reeve Cup]] at the end of the season. Headquartered in [[Hampshire, Evalria]], the KIHC is the sports league with the highest average number of spectators and viewers in Kalșeri.

The Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship was founded in 1901 in Hampshire, Evalria by the the [[Carnafarry Emeralds]], the [[Henriville Calansériens]], the [[Saint-Jacques Athlétiques]], the [[Lennoxton Phantoms]], the [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]] and the [[Percy Eagles]], collectively named "Founding Six", and was given further impetus in the form of private donations to the league by [[President of Kalșeri|President]] [[Lucretius Reeve]], a keen supporter of ice hockey. Initially an amateur-only competition, the KIHC underwent professionalization throughout the 1910s; starting from the same decade, the number of teams in the Championship began to rise, and reached its peak in the [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95 season]] with twenty teams, which is where the number stands today.

The regular season is typically held from early October to mid-March. The teams are sorted into two Divisions — Northern and Southern — based on their geographical location; each of the twenty teams faces the other teams within its Division twice, and also plays against teams outside its Division once, amounting to a total of twenty-eight games. At the end of these games, the four teams with the most points from each Division advance to the [[Reeve Cup playoffs]] and compete in a knockout tournament to determine the winner of the Reeve Cup. The reigning champions are the [[Janval Blauers]], who defeated the [[St. Adrian Fire]] in the [[2025 Reeve Cup finals]].

==History==
The Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship (CIHC) was founded on October 5, 1901, after the owners of six teams — Carnafarry Emeralds, the Henriville Calanseriens, the Saint-Jacques Athlétiques, the Lennoxton Phantoms, the Evalria Fightin' Kals and the Percy Eagles, which had either won or ranked high in existing local tournaments — signed the Founding Charter at the lobby of the [[Concord Hotel]] in [[Hampshire, Evalria]]. The League and the teams saw an early influx of money from a group of businessmen and politicians, most prominently Lucretius Reeve, President of Callanserry from 1899 to 1904 and founder of the Lágan Recreational Club, one of the predecessors of the [[Lág Sports Club]]. Reeve agreed to finance the Championship with part of his presidential salary to help teams manage the upkeep costs, with the written understanding that a team from his home canton of [[Lág]] would join the team.

After one season of play, the teams of the CIHC invited the [[Las Encinas Angels]], the [[Branbury Meat Packers]], the [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1901–15)|Lennoxton Gunslingers]] and the [[Evalria Hawks (CIHC)|Evalria Hawks]] to play in the Championship. These initial expansion teams struggled to attract the same level of players or audience as the original teams and were beset by financial problems. Following the [[1914–15 CIHC season|1914–15 season]], the teams decided to turn the CIHC into a fully-professional sports league in a 7–3 vote. The Gunslingers, the Athlétiques and the Hawks, the three teams opposed to professionalization, [[CIHC–UIHA split|quit the Championship]] and formed a rival league, the [[United Ice Hockey Association]] (UIHA).

The CIHC admitted new member teams until the 1929–30 season, when the financial stability of the Championship and the teams was damaged by the {{W|Great Depression}}. Five teams — the [[New Lothian Kings (1913–29)|New Lothian Kings]], the [[Janval Dukes]], the [[Cape Sundervale Valiants]], the [[Chalmersville Captains]] and the [[Las Encinas Sharks|Las Encinas Sharks]] — ceased operations due to financial difficulties and competition with the [[Great Southern League]] (GSL); the UIHA also folded. In 1933, with the admission of the [[Bremen Wolves]], the CIHC began to award expansion franchises to southern cities to challenge the GSL, which would fold in 1956. The CIHC later introduced the Divisions in 1936, coinciding with the admission of the [[New Lothian Highlanders]].

In 1934, the Championship changed its name to Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship to bring itself in line with the regulations introduced by the [[Kalșeri naming dispute|name change]] of the country from ''Callanserry'' to ''Kalșeri'', as ordered by [[Ioen Rovuan]]. The same year, government officials uncovered [[Evalria Demons relocation controversy|a lobbying effort]] by both the Fightin' Kals and the [[Evalria Mustangs]] to the KIHC to keep a third team, the [[Murphyville Demons|Evalria Demons]], from playing; under threat of a government-led takeover of the Championship, a compromise was reached: the Demons were allowed to play in the Championship, but had to relocate to a city of their choosing. The Demons chose [[Murphyville, Takalim]], which had never hosted a professional ice hockey team before.

Since the end of {{W|World War II}}, the KIHC has admitted new teams in four occasions: [[1949–50 KIHC season|1949–50]] (the [[Chalmersville Admirals]], the [[Falșak Sharpshooters]], the [[San Rafael Sharks]] and the [[Rișen Badgers]]), [[1961–62 KIHC season|1961–62]] (the [[Lennoxton Bolts]]), [[1978–79 KIHC season|1978–79]] (the [[Tigupoke Tigers]]) and [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95]] (the [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]] and the [[Goldshore Panthers]]). The 1994–95 season marks the last time the KIHC has admitted new teams. The [[Evalria-Lág Tornado]] were scheduled to debut in the [[1986–87 KIHC season|1986–87 season]], but were subsequently expelled from the league before playing a single game, after the owner had been arrested in a police raid for money laundering. The KIHC was criticized for admitting the team without properly vetting the pitch and the people connected to it.

==Organizational structure==
{{Main|KIHC commissioner}}
Each team appoints a general manager, who oversees the day-to-day operations of the team and keeps in contact with the other teams and the KIHC staff. The general managers of the twenty teams appoint a [[KIHC commissioner|Commissioner]], who then appoints other key figures in the KIHC, namely the chief legal officer, director of sport operations, chief financial officer and the chief physician. A two-thirds majority of all teams, currently fourteen out of twenty, is required for changes in rules and salary, team applications and other motions to be approved.

The current Commissioner of the KIHC is [[Enéas Lakagi]], who has served in this capacity since June 17, 2018.

==Teams==
The number of teams in the KIHC has held constant at twenty since the [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95]] season, when the [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]] and the [[Goldshore Panthers]] were admitted into the Championship.

Teams participating in the KIHC exist as separate {{W|juridical person}}s; this means that theoretically, neither a team quitting the KIHC, nor the KIHC ceasing operations altogether would affect the daily operations of a team. To reduce the chances of teams quitting or folding, the organization and the teams negotiate a five-year contract, called the [[Hampshire Agreement]], which dictates the application of rules and any possible amendment thereof, as well as the distribution of television revenues and prize money. The Agreement was last renewed in 2022.

The are grouped into two geographical Divisions: Northern ([[Cartier Island]], [[Cape Sundervale]], [[New Kerry]], [[Takalim]], [[Urgel]], [[San Rafael]]) and Southern ([[Chalmersville]], [[Evalria]], [[Lág]], [[New Lothian]], [[Kalúen]], [[Janval]], [[Tigupoke]]).

The practice of relocating sports teams, common in oher North American sports leagues, is anathema to the Kalșerian public. The only time a KIHC team relocated was when the [[Murphyville Demons|Evalria Demons]] moved to Murphyville, Takalim in 1933.

===List of teams===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Overview of KIHC teams
|-
! Division
! Team
! class=unsortable|Colors
! City
! Arena
! Capacity
! Founded
! Joined
|-
! rowspan=10; style="background:#0039a6; color:white"|Northern !! [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#e60000}} {{Color box|#003d66}} || [[Lily, Cape Sundervale|Lily, CS]] || [[UBCS Arena]] || {{formatnum:17500}} || style="text-align:center"|1992 || style="text-align:center"|1994
|-
! [[Carnafarry Emeralds]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00995c}} || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry, NK]] || [[Carnbank Center]] || {{formatnum:19200}} || style="text-align:center"|1897 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Henriville Calanseriens]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#03c}} {{Color box|#fc3}} || [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville, CI]] || [[Fitzmann Center]] || {{formatnum:19313}} || style="text-align:center"|1900 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Murphyville Demons]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f30}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Murphyville, Takalim|Murphyville, TK]] || [[Murphyville Civic Arena]] || {{formatnum:15562}} || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1937
|-
! [[San Rafael Sharks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#004D96}} {{Color box|#6D99FF}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || [[Cerveza Oeste Arena]] || {{formatnum:17192}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Lennoxton Bolts]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fc3}} || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || {{formatnum:14506}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1961
|-
! [[Lennoxton Phantoms]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Carmack's Meats Center]] || {{formatnum:18259}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[St. Adrian Fire]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#f40}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian, UR]] || [[adrianarena]] || {{formatnum:18590}} || style="text-align:center"|1903 || style="text-align:center"|1904
|-
! [[Whiteriver Nighthawks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver, UR]] || [[Slick's Dome]] || {{formatnum:18417}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1928
|-
! [[Chalmersville Admirals]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#ffe200}} {{Color box|#2085da}} {{Color box|#003d66}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Nedwood Park, Chalmersville|Nedwood Park, CH]] || [[qLine Arena]] || {{formatnum:16829}} || style="text-align:center"|1945 || style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! rowspan=10; style="background:#fd0"|Southern !! [[Branbury Lumberjacks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00b36b}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena]] || {{formatnum:17628}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1915
|-
! [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#C5162D}} {{Color box|#FFE115}} || [[Uslar, Evalria|Uslar, EV]] || [[Quigley Arena]] || {{formatnum:16980}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Evalria Mustangs]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#005ce6}} {{Color box|#A70000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél, EV]] || [[Henclé Hotels Arena]] || {{formatnum:19523}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1922
|-
! [[New Lothian Highlanders]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#cc0000}} {{Color box|#06c}} {{Color box|#ffdd00}} || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || [[Caldontex Arena]] || {{formatnum:17572}} || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1936
|-
! [[Rișen Badgers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00961D}} {{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || [[1cell Center]] || {{formatnum:17215}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Falșak Sharpshooters]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#8920D9}} {{Color box|#ccc}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Falșak, Kalúen|Falșak, KL]] || [[Fillard Donuts Center]] || {{formatnum:15350}} || style="text-align:center"|1936 || style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Goldshore Panthers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#37C5C8}} || [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || [[Ed Marks Center]] || {{formatnum:16619}} || style="text-align:center"|1991 || style="text-align:center"|1994
|-
! [[Janval Blauers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#09f}} {{Color box|#003d66}} || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || [[Schumann Arena]] || {{formatnum:16652}} || style="text-align:center"|1936 || style="text-align:center"|1946
|-
! [[Percy Eagles]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#ea0049}} {{Color box|#aaa}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || [[BoixRossell Arena]] || {{formatnum:18195}} || style="text-align:center"|1898 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Tigupoke Tigers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#F16515}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill, TG]] || [[Merrill's Center]] || {{formatnum:16581}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1978
|}

=== Defunct teams ===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team
! City
! Arena
! Joined
! Left
! Fate
|-
! [[Saint-Jacques Athlétiques]]
| [[Jackson, Cartier Island|Jackson, CI]] || [[SJZ Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1901 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Evalria Hawks]]
| [[Sappejahamick, Evalria|Sappejahamick, EV]] || [[Sappejahamick Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Las Encinas Angels]]
| [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || [[St. Raphael Cantonal Garden]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1904 || Expelled from the KIHC over rent and playing venue disputes; folded in 1904
|-
! [[Branbury Meat Packers]]
| [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena|Branbury Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1907 || Withdrew from the KIHC due to low attendance figures; folded in 1911
|-
! [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1904–1930)]]
| [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena (1896–1932)|Old Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1904 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[New Lothian Kings (1913–1930)]]
| [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || [[Stroud Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Janval Dukes]]
| [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || [[Schumann Arena|Cantonal Arena of Janval]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Chalmersville Captains]]
| [[Colwyn Bay, Chalmersville|Colwyn Bay, LG]] || [[Grenitch Road Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Las Encinas Sharks]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the present-day San Rafael Sharks.}}
| Las Encinas, SR || [[St. Raphael Cantonal Garden]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Quincollia Mountaineers]]
| [[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín, LN]] || [[Forbes T. Graham Arena|Vemín National Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1914 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Joined the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Cape Sundervale Valiants]]
| [[King's Gate, Cape Sundervale|King's Gate, CS]] || [[King's Gate Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1919 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Folded in 1930 due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bremen Wolves]]
| [[Bremen, Janval|Bremen, JV]] || [[Stingemore Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1946 || Folded in 1946 due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1946–1952)|Lennoxton Gunslingers]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the 1904 Gunslingers.}}
| Lennoxton, TK || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1946 || style="text-align:center"|1952 || Folded in 1952 due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Haywick Hunters]]
| [[Haywick, New Kerry|Haywick, NK]] || [[McDonnell Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1946 || style="text-align:center"|1959 || Folded in 1959 due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Așalton Fongia]]
| Hartleyville, LN || [[Caldontex Arena|Humbert Brown Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1949 || style="text-align:center"|1952 || Folded in 1952 by owner [[Éduin Kunarigi]] in protest of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri|Supreme Court]] ruling ''[[KIHC v. Kunarigi]]'', which forbade the enactment of the Ralagia-only policy adopted by the team
|-
! [[Kingsgate Maroons]]
| [[Kingsgate, New Kerry|Kingsgate, NK]] || [[Kingsgate Border Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1954 || style="text-align:center"|1965 || Folded due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[New Lothian Kings (1961–1977)]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the 1913 Kings.}}
| [[Bapkeegawatch, New Lothian|Bapkeegawatch, LN]] || [[Bapkeegawatch Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1961 || style="text-align:center"|1977 || Folded due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bournemouth Steelers]]
| [[Bournemouth, Urgel|Bournemouth, UR]] || [[Ewing Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1954 || style="text-align:center"|1965 || Folded due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Eastern Kalúen Warriors]]
| [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || [[Ed Marks Center]] || style="text-align:center"|1961 || style="text-align:center"|1974 || Folded due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Evalria-Lág Tornado]]
| [[Clovis, Lág|Clovis, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena|Branbury Municipal Arena]] || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1986 || Dissolved after the owner was arrested in a police raid. Listed as a member of the KIHC for the [[1986–87 KIHC season|1986–87 season]], did not play a single game.
|}

==Season structure==
A KIHC season lasts from early October to mid-March. Each team plays twenty-eight regular-season games: two matches, once home and once away, for every team within the division, and one game for each team of the other division.

Teams receive three points for winning a game, one for a draw, and none for losing. The four teams with the most points in each Division advance to the playoffs for the Reeve Cup. In case of a tie in the standings, the winning percentage, the head-to-head record, and goal difference are used to determine who enters the playoffs; should the tie still not be broken, a preliminary match is played. Each quarter-final consists of up to three games, each semi-final lasts up to five games, and the Reeve Cup Final can last up to seven games.

== Media coverage ==
Nationwide televised coverage for the KIHC is split between [[KalCom Sports]] and [[KBC Sports]], as well as their Kalhan-language sister channels. Games not broadcast nationally are made available through streaming platforms [[KalCom Player]], [[KBC More]] and [[icJCE]]. Radio coverage for KIHC games is also assigned to local radio networks, some of which belonging to the [[Union of Regional Broadcasters]]. All games are broadcast both in English and in Kalhan, as per national law.

{{W|YouTube}}, {{W|Instagram}} and {{W|Bluesky}} are the authorized social media partners for the KIHC and its teams. In August 2025, KIHC announced that the organization and the teams would cease using their {{W|Twitter|X/Twitter}} accounts and move to Bluesky.

== Draft ==
{{main|KIHC draft}}

Each June, the KIHC holds a draft, in which teams select players from high school or university sports teams, or from foreign leagues. The draft is divided into five rounds, each consisting of twenty picks, one for each team; the total of picks is thus one hundred. The order of the teams is determined by the winning percentage achieved in the last season. Teams may choose to trade picks for one or multiple drafts. The only stipulation in the draft process is that teams must draft at least two Kalhan speakers.

In the event of a new team joining the KIHC, an expansion draft is held. The new team is allowed to select up to fifteen players from the other teams, and the remaining players from high school or university teams, for a total of no more than twenty-three players, the maximum number allowed by the KIHC. The expansion draft was last held in [[1994 KIHC expansion draft|1994]] for the Cape Sundervale Sailors and the Goldshore Panthers.

==Trophies and awards==
===Teams===
The [[Reeve Cup]] ([[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: ''Reeve-kopa'') is the most prestigious team award in the KIHC. Originally named "CIHC Trophy", it was given its current name in 1912, in honor of Lucretius Reeve. The [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]] are the most successful KIHC team, with twenty-five Reeve Cups.

The team that has the most points in the regular season is awarded the Jim Gilmore Trophy. If two or more teams reach the same number of points, the award is given to the team with highest goal difference.

Although not contemplated in the KIHC rule book or any other by-law adopted by the organization, teams often display pennons for each time they reached first place in their Division.

===Players===
The Bill Dowd Trophy is assigned to the highest-scoring player of the regular season. The trophy is named in honor of [[Bill Dowd]], a player for the [[Hartleyville Highlanders]] who held the record for the most goals scored in a season (61, in the [[1953–54 KIHC season|1953–54 season]]) when the trophy was first awarded.

The Tom Clyburn Trophy and the Rúdiger Lekrigi Trophy are the awards respectively given to the player leading in assists and the goalkeeper that allows the fewest goals throughout the regular season.

==See also==
*[[List of KIHC records (team)]]
*[[List of KIHC records (individual)]]
*[[List of Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship arenas]]
*[[Kalșerian ice hockey league system]]

== Notes ==
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Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship

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{{Infobox sports league
| title = Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship
| current_season = 2025–26 KIHC season
| logo =
| logo_size = 
| caption =
| formerly = Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship (1901–1933)
| sport = Ice hockey
| founded = {{start date and age|1901|10|5}} in [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire]], [[Evalria]], [[Kalșeri]]
| inaugural = [[1901 CIHC season]]
| commissioner = [[Enéas Lakagi]]
| teams = 20
| country = {{flag|Kalșeri}}
| champion = [[Janval Blauers]]
| champ_season = [[2025–26 KIHC season]]
| most_champs = Evalria Fightin' Kals (25 titles)
| classification =
| qualification =
| tv = [[KalCom]] [[KBC Sports]]
| headquarters = Jálagi Building [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire]], [[Evalria]], [[Kalșeri]]
}}
The '''Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship''' ('''KIHC'''; [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: ''Kalșériton Drohockeykampiónare'' {{IPA|/kalˈʃɛritɔn drɔˌhɔkɛ(i)kamˈpjɔnare/}}, KDHK) is a professional {{w|ice hockey}} league in [[Kalșeri]] that consists of twenty teams competing to win the [[Reeve Cup]] at the end of the season. Headquartered in [[Hampshire, Evalria]], the KIHC is the sports league with the highest average number of spectators and viewers in Kalșeri.

The Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship was founded in 1901 in Hampshire, Evalria by the the [[Carnafarry Emeralds]], the [[Henriville Calansériens]], the [[Saint-Jacques Athlétiques]], the [[Lennoxton Phantoms]], the [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]] and the [[Percy Eagles]], collectively named "Founding Six", and was given further impetus in the form of private donations to the league by [[President of Kalșeri|President]] [[Lucretius Reeve]], a keen supporter of ice hockey. Initially an amateur-only competition, the KIHC underwent professionalization throughout the 1910s; starting from the same decade, the number of teams in the Championship began to rise, and reached its peak in the [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95 season]] with twenty teams, which is where the number stands today.

The regular season is typically held from early October to mid-March. The teams are sorted into two Divisions — Northern and Southern — based on their geographical location; each of the twenty teams faces the other teams within its Division twice, and also plays against teams outside its Division once, amounting to a total of twenty-eight games. At the end of these games, the four teams with the most points from each Division advance to the [[Reeve Cup playoffs]] and compete in a knockout tournament to determine the winner of the Reeve Cup. The reigning champions are the [[Janval Blauers]], who defeated the [[St. Adrian Fire]] in the [[2025 Reeve Cup finals]].

==History==
The Callanserrian Ice Hockey Championship (CIHC) was founded on October 5, 1901, after the owners of six teams — Carnafarry Emeralds, the Henriville Calanseriens, the Saint-Jacques Athlétiques, the Lennoxton Phantoms, the Evalria Fightin' Kals and the Percy Eagles, which had either won or ranked high in existing local tournaments — signed the Founding Charter at the lobby of the [[Concord Hotel]] in [[Hampshire, Evalria]]. The League and the teams saw an early influx of money from a group of businessmen and politicians, most prominently Lucretius Reeve, President of Callanserry from 1899 to 1904 and founder of the Lágan Recreational Club, one of the predecessors of the [[Lág Sports Club]]. Reeve agreed to finance the Championship with part of his presidential salary to help teams manage the upkeep costs, with the written understanding that a team from his home canton of [[Lág]] would join the team.

After one season of play, the teams of the CIHC invited the [[Las Encinas Angels]], the [[Branbury Meat Packers]], the [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1901–15)|Lennoxton Gunslingers]] and the [[Evalria Hawks (CIHC)|Evalria Hawks]] to play in the Championship. These initial expansion teams struggled to attract the same level of players or audience as the original teams and were beset by financial problems. Following the [[1914–15 CIHC season|1914–15 season]], the teams decided to turn the CIHC into a fully-professional sports league in a 7–3 vote. The Gunslingers, the Athlétiques and the Hawks, the three teams opposed to professionalization, [[CIHC–UIHA split|quit the Championship]] and formed a rival league, the [[United Ice Hockey Association]] (UIHA).

The CIHC admitted new member teams until the 1929–30 season, when the financial stability of the Championship and the teams was damaged by the {{W|Great Depression}}. Five teams — the [[New Lothian Kings (1913–29)|New Lothian Kings]], the [[Janval Dukes]], the [[Cape Sundervale Valiants]], the [[Chalmersville Captains]] and the [[Las Encinas Sharks|Las Encinas Sharks]] — ceased operations due to financial difficulties and competition with the [[Great Southern League]] (GSL); the UIHA also folded. In 1933, with the admission of the [[Bremen Wolves]], the CIHC began to award expansion franchises to southern cities to challenge the GSL, which would fold in 1956. The CIHC later introduced the Divisions in 1936, coinciding with the admission of the [[New Lothian Highlanders]].

In 1934, the Championship changed its name to Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship to bring itself in line with the regulations introduced by the [[Kalșeri naming dispute|name change]] of the country from ''Callanserry'' to ''Kalșeri'', as ordered by [[Ioen Rovuan]]. The same year, government officials uncovered [[Evalria Demons relocation controversy|a lobbying effort]] by both the Fightin' Kals and the [[Evalria Mustangs]] to the KIHC to keep a third team, the [[Murphyville Demons|Evalria Demons]], from playing; under threat of a government-led takeover of the Championship, a compromise was reached: the Demons were allowed to play in the Championship, but had to relocate to a city of their choosing. The Demons chose [[Murphyville, Takalim]], which had never hosted a professional ice hockey team before.

Since the end of {{W|World War II}}, the KIHC has admitted new teams in four occasions: [[1949–50 KIHC season|1949–50]] (the [[Chalmersville Admirals]], the [[Falșak Sharpshooters]], the [[San Rafael Sharks]] and the [[Rișen Badgers]]), [[1961–62 KIHC season|1961–62]] (the [[Lennoxton Bolts]]), [[1978–79 KIHC season|1978–79]] (the [[Tigupoke Tigers]]) and [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95]] (the [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]] and the [[Goldshore Panthers]]). The 1994–95 season marks the last time the KIHC has admitted new teams. The [[Evalria-Lág Tornado]] were scheduled to debut in the [[1986–87 KIHC season|1986–87 season]], but were subsequently expelled from the league before playing a single game, after the owner had been arrested in a police raid for money laundering. The KIHC was criticized for admitting the team without properly vetting the pitch and the people connected to it.

==Organizational structure==
{{Main|KIHC commissioner}}
Each team appoints a general manager, who oversees the day-to-day operations of the team and keeps in contact with the other teams and the KIHC staff. The general managers of the twenty teams appoint a [[KIHC commissioner|Commissioner]], who then appoints other key figures in the KIHC, namely the chief legal officer, director of sport operations, chief financial officer and the chief physician. A two-thirds majority of all teams, currently fourteen out of twenty, is required for changes in rules and salary, team applications and other motions to be approved.

The current Commissioner of the KIHC is [[Enéas Lakagi]], who has served in this capacity since June 17, 2018.

==Teams==
The number of teams in the KIHC has held constant at twenty since the [[1994–95 KIHC season|1994–95]] season, when the [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]] and the [[Goldshore Panthers]] were admitted into the Championship.

Teams participating in the KIHC exist as separate {{W|juridical person}}s; this means that theoretically, neither a team quitting the KIHC, nor the KIHC ceasing operations altogether would affect the daily operations of a team. To reduce the chances of teams quitting or folding, the organization and the teams negotiate a five-year contract, called the [[Hampshire Agreement]], which dictates the application of rules and any possible amendment thereof, as well as the distribution of television revenues and prize money. The Agreement was last renewed in 2022.

The are grouped into two geographical Divisions: Northern ([[Cartier Island]], [[Cape Sundervale]], [[New Kerry]], [[Takalim]], [[Urgel]], [[San Rafael]]) and Southern ([[Chalmersville]], [[Evalria]], [[Lág]], [[New Lothian]], [[Kalúen]], [[Janval]], [[Tigupoke]]).

The practice of relocating sports teams, common in oher North American sports leagues, is anathema to the Kalșerian public. The only time a KIHC team relocated was when the [[Murphyville Demons|Evalria Demons]] moved to Murphyville, Takalim in 1933.

===List of teams===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Overview of KIHC teams
|-
! Division
! Team
! class=unsortable|Colors
! City
! Arena
! Capacity
! Founded
! Joined
|-
! rowspan=10; style="background:#0039a6; color:white"|Northern !! [[Cape Sundervale Sailors]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#e60000}} {{Color box|#003d66}} || [[Lily, Cape Sundervale|Lily, CS]] || [[UBCS Arena]] || {{formatnum:17500}} || style="text-align:center"|1992 || style="text-align:center"|1994
|-
! [[Carnafarry Emeralds]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00995c}} || [[Carnafarry, New Kerry|Carnafarry, NK]] || [[Carnbank Center]] || {{formatnum:19200}} || style="text-align:center"|1897 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Henriville Calanseriens]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#03c}} {{Color box|#fc3}} || [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville, CI]] || [[Fitzmann Center]] || {{formatnum:19313}} || style="text-align:center"|1900 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Murphyville Demons]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f30}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Murphyville, Takalim|Murphyville, TK]] || [[Murphyville Civic Arena]] || {{formatnum:15562}} || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1937
|-
! [[San Rafael Sharks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#004D96}} {{Color box|#6D99FF}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || [[Cerveza Oeste Arena]] || {{formatnum:17192}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Lennoxton Bolts]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fc3}} || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || {{formatnum:14506}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1961
|-
! [[Lennoxton Phantoms]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Carmack's Meats Center]] || {{formatnum:18259}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[St. Adrian Fire]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#f40}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian, UR]] || [[adrianarena]] || {{formatnum:18590}} || style="text-align:center"|1903 || style="text-align:center"|1904
|-
! [[Whiteriver Nighthawks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver, UR]] || [[Slick's Dome]] || {{formatnum:18417}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1928
|-
! [[Chalmersville Admirals]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#ffe200}} {{Color box|#2085da}} {{Color box|#003d66}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Nedwood Park, Chalmersville|Nedwood Park, CH]] || [[qLine Arena]] || {{formatnum:16829}} || style="text-align:center"|1945 || style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! rowspan=10; style="background:#fd0"|Southern !! [[Branbury Lumberjacks]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00b36b}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena]] || {{formatnum:17628}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1915
|-
! [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#C5162D}} {{Color box|#FFE115}} || [[Uslar, Evalria|Uslar, EV]] || [[Quigley Arena]] || {{formatnum:16980}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Evalria Mustangs]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#005ce6}} {{Color box|#A70000}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél, EV]] || [[Henclé Hotels Arena]] || {{formatnum:19523}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1922
|-
! [[New Lothian Highlanders]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#cc0000}} {{Color box|#06c}} {{Color box|#ffdd00}} || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || [[Caldontex Arena]] || {{formatnum:17572}} || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1936
|-
! [[Rișen Badgers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#00961D}} {{Color box|#F4D600}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || [[1cell Center]] || {{formatnum:17215}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Falșak Sharpshooters]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#8920D9}} {{Color box|#ccc}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Falșak, Kalúen|Falșak, KL]] || [[Fillard Donuts Center]] || {{formatnum:15350}} || style="text-align:center"|1936 || style="text-align:center"|1949
|-
! [[Goldshore Panthers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#cca300}} {{Color box|#37C5C8}} || [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || [[Ed Marks Center]] || {{formatnum:16619}} || style="text-align:center"|1991 || style="text-align:center"|1994
|-
! [[Janval Blauers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#09f}} {{Color box|#003d66}} || [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || [[Schumann Arena]] || {{formatnum:16652}} || style="text-align:center"|1936 || style="text-align:center"|1946
|-
! [[Percy Eagles]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#ea0049}} {{Color box|#aaa}} {{Color box|#fff}} || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || [[BoixRossell Arena]] || {{formatnum:18195}} || style="text-align:center"|1898 || style="text-align:center"|1901
|-
! [[Tigupoke Tigers]]
| style="text-align:center"|{{Color box|#F16515}} {{Color box|#000}} || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill, TG]] || [[Merrill's Center]] || {{formatnum:16581}} || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1978
|}

=== Defunct teams ===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team
! City
! Arena
! Joined
! Left
! Fate
|-
! [[Saint-Jacques Athlétiques]]
| [[Jackson, Cartier Island|Jackson, CI]] || [[SJZ Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1901 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Evalria Hawks]]
| [[Sappejahamick, Evalria|Sappejahamick, EV]] || [[Sappejahamick Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Las Encinas Angels]]
| [[Las Encinas, San Rafael|Las Encinas, SR]] || [[St. Raphael Cantonal Garden]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1904 || Expelled from the KIHC over rent and playing venue disputes; folded in 1904
|-
! [[Branbury Meat Packers]]
| [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena|Branbury Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1902 || style="text-align:center"|1907 || Withdrew from the KIHC due to low attendance figures; folded in 1911
|-
! [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1904–1930)]]
| [[Lennoxton, Takalim|Lennoxton, TK]] || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena (1896–1932)|Old Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1904 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Founded the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[New Lothian Kings (1913–1930)]]
| [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || [[Stroud Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Janval Dukes]]
| [[Hutchinson, Janval|Hutchinson, JV]] || [[Schumann Arena|Cantonal Arena of Janval]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Chalmersville Captains]]
| [[Colwyn Bay, Chalmersville|Colwyn Bay, LG]] || [[Grenitch Road Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Las Encinas Sharks]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the present-day San Rafael Sharks.}}
| Las Encinas, SR || [[St. Raphael Cantonal Garden]] || style="text-align:center"|1913 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Declared bankruptcy in 1930
|-
! [[Quincollia Mountaineers]]
| [[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín, LN]] || [[Forbes T. Graham Arena|Vemín National Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1914 || style="text-align:center"|1915 || Joined the United Ice Hockey Assocation; folded in 1930
|-
! [[Cape Sundervale Valiants]]
| [[King's Gate, Cape Sundervale|King's Gate, CS]] || [[King's Gate Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1919 || style="text-align:center"|1930 || Folded in 1930 due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bremen Wolves]]
| [[Bremen, Janval|Bremen, JV]] || [[Stingemore Park]] || style="text-align:center"|1933 || style="text-align:center"|1946 || Folded in 1946 due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Lennoxton Gunslingers (1946–1952)|Lennoxton Gunslingers]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the 1904 Gunslingers.}}
| Lennoxton, TK || [[Lennoxton Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1946 || style="text-align:center"|1952 || Folded in 1952 due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Haywick Hunters]]
| [[Haywick, New Kerry|Haywick, NK]] || [[McDonnell Municipal Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1946 || style="text-align:center"|1959 || Folded in 1959 due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Așalton Fongia]]
| Hartleyville, LN || [[Caldontex Arena|Humbert Brown Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1949 || style="text-align:center"|1952 || Folded in 1952 by owner [[Éduin Kunarigi]] in protest of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri|Supreme Court]] ruling ''[[KIHC v. Kunarigi]]'', which forbade the enactment of the Ralagia-only policy adopted by the team
|-
! [[Kingsgate Maroons]]
| [[Kingsgate, New Kerry|Kingsgate, NK]] || [[Kingsgate Border Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1954 || style="text-align:center"|1965 || Folded due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[New Lothian Kings (1961–1977)]]{{efn|Unaffiliated with the 1913 Kings.}}
| [[Bapkeegawatch, New Lothian|Bapkeegawatch, LN]] || [[Bapkeegawatch Civic Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1961 || style="text-align:center"|1977 || Folded due to low attendance figures
|-
! [[Bournemouth Steelers]]
| [[Bournemouth, Urgel|Bournemouth, UR]] || [[Ewing Arena]] || style="text-align:center"|1954 || style="text-align:center"|1965 || Folded due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Eastern Kalúen Warriors]]
| [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || [[Ed Marks Center]] || style="text-align:center"|1961 || style="text-align:center"|1974 || Folded due to financial insolvency
|-
! [[Evalria-Lág Tornado]]
| [[Clovis, Lág|Clovis, LG]] || [[Lucretius Reeve Presidential Arena|Branbury Municipal Arena]] || colspan=2 style="text-align:center"|1986 || Dissolved after the owner was arrested in a police raid. Listed as a member of the KIHC for the [[1986–87 KIHC season|1986–87 season]], did not play a single game.
|}

==Season structure==
A KIHC season lasts from early October to mid-March. Each team plays twenty-eight regular-season games: two matches, once home and once away, for every team within the division, and one game for each team of the other division.

Teams receive three points for winning a game, one for a draw, and none for losing. The four teams with the most points in each Division advance to the playoffs for the Reeve Cup. In case of a tie in the standings, the winning percentage, the head-to-head record, and goal difference are used to determine who enters the playoffs; should the tie still not be broken, a preliminary match is played. Each quarter-final consists of up to three games, each semi-final lasts up to five games, and the Reeve Cup Final can last up to seven games.

== Media coverage ==
Nationwide televised coverage for the KIHC is split between [[KalCom Sports]] and [[KBC Sports]], as well as their Kalhan-language sister channels. Games not broadcast nationally are made available through streaming platforms [[KalCom Player]], [[KBC More]] and [[icJCE]]. Radio coverage for KIHC games is also assigned to local radio networks, some of which belonging to the [[Union of Regional Broadcasters]]. All games are broadcast both in English and in Kalhan, as per national law.

{{W|YouTube}}, {{W|Instagram}} and {{W|Bluesky}} are the authorized social media partners for the KIHC and its teams. In August 2025, KIHC announced that the organization and the teams would cease using their {{W|Twitter|X/Twitter}} accounts and move to Bluesky.

== Draft ==
{{main|KIHC draft}}

Each June, the KIHC holds a draft, in which teams select players from high school or university sports teams, or from foreign leagues. The draft is divided into eight rounds, each consisting of twenty picks, one for each team; the total of picks is thus 160. The order of the teams is determined by the winning percentage achieved in the last season. Teams may choose to trade picks for one or multiple drafts. The only stipulation in the draft process is that teams must draft at least two Kalhan speakers.

In the event of a new team joining the KIHC, an expansion draft is held. The new team is allowed to select up to fifteen players from the other teams, and the remaining players from high school or university teams, for a total of no more than twenty-three players, the maximum number allowed by the KIHC. The expansion draft was last held in [[1994 KIHC expansion draft|1994]] for the Cape Sundervale Sailors and the Goldshore Panthers.

==Trophies and awards==
===Teams===
The [[Reeve Cup]] ([[Kalhan language|Kalhan]]: ''Reeve-kopa'') is the most prestigious team award in the KIHC. Originally named "CIHC Trophy", it was given its current name in 1912, in honor of Lucretius Reeve. The [[Evalria Fightin' Kals]] are the most successful KIHC team, with twenty-five Reeve Cups.

The team that has the most points in the regular season is awarded the Jim Gilmore Trophy. If two or more teams reach the same number of points, the award is given to the team with highest goal difference.

Although not contemplated in the KIHC rule book or any other by-law adopted by the organization, teams often display pennons for each time they reached first place in their Division.

===Players===
The Bill Dowd Trophy is assigned to the highest-scoring player of the regular season. The trophy is named in honor of [[Bill Dowd]], a player for the [[Hartleyville Highlanders]] who held the record for the most goals scored in a season (61, in the [[1953–54 KIHC season|1953–54 season]]) when the trophy was first awarded.

The Tom Clyburn Trophy and the Rúdiger Lekrigi Trophy are the awards respectively given to the player leading in assists and the goalkeeper that allows the fewest goals throughout the regular season.

==See also==
*[[List of KIHC records (team)]]
*[[List of KIHC records (individual)]]
*[[List of Kalșerian Ice Hockey Championship arenas]]
*[[Kalșerian ice hockey league system]]

== Notes ==
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Symposium: /* Golden Sun Person of the Year */

Bits and bobs related to [[Kalșeri]]. This is where I flesh out ideas until they become worthy of their own articles.

==Image dump==
Images I might use in the future.
{{gallery|mode=nolines|whitebg=y|height=100
|Kalserian passport.svg|Kalșerian passport
|Kalseri High Council 2020 map.svg|[[2017 Kalșerian House of Representatives elections|2017]] [[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|House]] map, updated for 2020-11-08
|Kalserian House of Representatives 2017.svg|[[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|House]] seats before Republicans became their own party
|Kalserian Senate composition 2019.svg|[[Senate of Kalșeri|Senate]] seats in 2019
|Kalserian House of Representatives 2021.svg|[[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|House]] seats at dissolution for the 2022 elections
}}

==Henkaism restoration dispute==
*1843: Reinard Koșagi (1809–1874) founds the New Henkaist Faith movement (officially the Restored Church of Henka, RCH).
*1847: After a fight concerning the practice of tithing, someone breaks off and creates the True Church of Henka (TCH), which rejects tithing. The TCH lasts for about ten years before the founder gets bored with it.
*1874: Koșagi dies, and is survived by his children and grandchildren. The Restored Church of Henka is disestablished. Most of the descendants regard Reinard as a kooky old grandpa, but one of Reinard's children, Eli (1836–1922), re-establishes the Restored Church of Henka.
*1922: Eli Koșagi dies. His son Lando (1868–1957) becomes the leader of the RCH.
*1957: Lando's son Ludovikus (1900–1973) takes the reins.
*1973: Ludovikus's second-in-command Novașanus Lișugi (1922–2016) becomes the leader of the RCH. (Ludovikus did not have children.)
*1995: Ioen Petrus Samenhal establishes the New Serigéa Organization, and styles himself as Father Lerfuan, a highly charismatic leader with an abrasive but calculated manner of speaking.

Lișugi calls Samenhal all sorts of names, from "blasphemous" to "buffoon". RCH insists that ''it'', not the NSgO, is the legitimate organization, but NSgO makes use of TV, radio and (later) the Internet, ergo ''it'', not the RCH, wields more power. Of course, the NSgO and the RCH accuse each other of getting the theology wrong.

; The debate in a nutshell.
*NSgO: "lmao RCH, you had all these years to build up a base, and you didn't"
*RCH: "at least we're not a bunch of smug A-holes who go around insulting Christians and scamming the State!"
*NSgO: "we're cool and hip with the youth! y'all are a bunch of poor fossils. prolly don't even know how to turn on a tv lol"
*RCH: "aight imma tell the State you're scamming them >:( ps: your buildings, robes and interpretations are all fake"
*NSgO: "no u"
*Kalșeri: "we're not getting dragged into this. sort it out yourselves, ya bozos."

==Miscellaneous laws==
*Since 1978, it is illegal to refer to married women as "Mrs. (husband's full name)" in official communication: the woman's actual name must be used instead.
**Reasoning: President Nikoleta Larongi viewed this custom as a hangover of {{W|coverture}} laws, which had been abolished in Kalșeri throughout the 1950s and 1960s.
*School attendance awards are illegal. Reasoning: to prevent ill students from attending school and causing discomfort to other students.
*Before a company is allowed to purchase another one, the purchasing company must submit a plan to clear the outstanding debt of the company about to be purchased, and the purchased company must reveal all outstanding debt. The plan must then be validated by the cantonal Department of Finance (or the Ministry of Finance, in case the two companies are headquartered in different cantons). Failure to meet the plan often incurs a fine equal to 5% of the net profit reported for the last quarter.
*British royals are disqualified from all public positions in Kalșeri.
*Polygraph tests are inadmissible as evidence.
*Evalria: noisy tools, such as lawnmowers, jackhammers, drills and string trimmers, cannot be used between 10 PM and 9 AM. Glass cannot be collected by garbage trucks on Sundays.
*Evalria, Janval, Lág: some municipalities impose restrictions on the passage of dirt bikes in residential neighborhoods.
*Evalria: using the R-word (pejorative for people with intellectual disabilities) became a hate crime in 2019.
*Evalria, Lág, New Lothian, San Rafael, Takalim, Urgel: home births are illegal.

==''Golden Sun'' Person of the Year==
Introduced in 1934. Entries are published on January 7 of the following year. The ''Golden Sun'' has an unofficial policy of not nominating the same person twice. 

===Regular issue===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Year !! Person !! Nationality !! Lifetime !! Notes !! Runners-up
|-
! 1934
| Walter Tillson || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1879–1944 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 1934 general election. ||
|-
! 1935
| Kensington R. Johnson || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1865–1948 || Elected first President under the parliamentary Charter of 1934. || 
|-
! 1937
| Ignașus Holbek || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1871–1953 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 1937 general election. || 
|-
! 1940
| Winston Churchill || {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} United Kingdom || 1874–1965 || Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the Dunkirk evacuation and the Battle of Britain. ||
|-
! 1941
| Franklin D. Roosevelt || {{flagicon|United States|1912}} United States || 1882–1945 || President of the United States who oversaw the New Deal and the attack on Pearl Harbor. ||
|-
! 1942
| Georgius Tógisi || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1871–1957 || Chief of Staff of the Kalșerian Navy who planned the expansion of the Kalșerian Navy fleet. ||
|-
! 1944
| Dwight D. Eisenhower || {{flagicon|United States|1912}} United States || 1890–1969 || Supreme Allied Commander in Europe during the Battle of Normandy. ||
|-
! 1945
| Harry S. Truman || {{flagicon|United States|1912}} United States || 1884–1972 || Truman took over as President of the United States after the death of Franklin D. Roosevelt. || {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} Clement Attlee
|-
! 1946
| Jean Monnet || {{flagicon|France}} France || 1888–1979 || Monnet was the leading figure in the implementation of the plan to revitalize the French economy; the plan is thus known as the "Monnet Plan". ||
|- 
! 1949
| Roy S. Haslam || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || ? || Founder and leader of the [[Social Credit Party (Kalșeri)|Social Credit Party]] || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Ioen Táșagi
|-
! 1951
| Mohammad Mossadegh || {{flagicon|Iran|1925}} Iran || 1882–1967 || Prime Minister of Iran who expelled western oil companies. ||
|-
! 1952
| Elizabeth II || {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} United Kingdom || 1926–2022 || Elizabeth II acceded to the throne of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth realms, succeeding her father, George VI. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Enrico Scioni
|-
! 1956
| Imre Nagy || {{flagicon|Hungary}} Hungary || 1896–1958 || For his role in the Hungarian Revolution of 1956. || {{flagicon|Egypt}} Gamal Abdel Nasser {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} Anthony Eden {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Steven LaPrise
|-
! 1959
| Fidel Castro || {{flagicon|Cuba}} Cuba || 1926–2016 || Revolutionary who was sworn in as Prime Minister of Cuba on February 16 of that year. ||
|-
! 1961
| John F. Kennedy || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || 1882–1945 || President of the United States who ordered the failed invasion of Cuba. ||
|-
! 1962
| James H. Lockney || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1902–1989 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 1962 general election.
|- 
! 1966
| Rían Dalgi || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1925–2001 || Director of the film ''Deepest Blue'', the highest-grossing film made in Kalșeri at the time.
|-
! 1968
| The Prague Freedom Fighter || {{flagicon|Czech Republic}} Czechoslovakia || || Prague Spring.
|-
! 1969
| Raimund Tógisi || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1907–1995 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after being elected Leader of the Social Cooperation Party, replacing Eduard Hals.
|- 
! 1974
| Gerald Ford || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || 1913–2006 || Became President of the United States after the resignation of Richard Nixon. || {{flagicon|Greece|1970}} Konstantinos Karamanlis
|-
! 1975
| Andrei Sakharov || {{flagicon|Soviet Union}} Soviet Union || 1921–1989 || Nobel Peace Prize laureate. || {{flagicon|Spain|1945}} Juan Carlos I
|-
! 1977
| Nikoleta Larongi || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || Born 1932 || First woman to be elected President of Kalșeri. || {{flagicon|Egypt}} Anwar Sadat {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} John L. Schumann {{flagicon|United States}} Jimmy Carter
|-
! 1978
| Menachem Begin, Jimmy Carter and Anwar Sadat || {{flagicon|Egypt}} Egypt (Sadat) {{flagicon|Israel}} Israel (Begin) {{flagicon|United States}} United States (Carter) || 1913–1992 (Begin) 1918–1981 (Sadat) 1924–2024 (Carter) || Camp David Accords. || {{flagicon|China|1949}} Deng Xiaoping {{flagicon|Italy}} {{flagicon|Vatican City}} John Paul I {{flagicon|Poland}} {{flagicon|Vatican City}} John Paul II
|- 
! 1981
| John Paul II || {{flagicon|Poland}} Poland / {{flagicon|Vatican City}} Vatican City || 1920–2005 || The Pope was {{W|Attempted assassination of Pope John Paul II|shot and wounded}} on 13 May of that year. || {{flagicon|United States}} Ronald Reagan {{flagicon|Spain|otl}} Juan Carlos I
|-
! 1982
| Margaret Thatcher || {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} United Kingdom || 1925–2013 || Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the {{W|Falklands War}}. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} M. Hugh Baetzing
|-
! 1983
| M. Hugh Baetzing || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1927–2013 || Right-wing political commentator, founder of the Reform Party. || {{flagicon|Argentina}} Raúl Alfonsín
|- 
! 1989
| Phil Garner || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || Born 1941 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 1989 general election. || {{flagicon|Soviet Union}} Mikhail Gorbachev {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Thomas Bachmann
|-
! 1990
| Helmut Kohl || {{flagicon|Germany}} West Germany/Germany || 1896–1958 || Chancellor of West Germany who oversaw the reunification of Germany. || {{flagicon|Chile}} Patricio Aylwin
|-
! 1991
| Boris Yeltsin || {{flagicon|Soviet Union}} Soviet Union/{{flagicon|Russia|1991}} Russia || 1931–2007 || Yeltsin was the first democratically elected President of Russia, and was a key figure in the resistance to the attempted coup d'état. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Louise Beckmann {{flagicon|United States}} George H. W. Bush {{flagicon|United States}} Magic Johnson {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} William P. O'Grady
|-
! 1992
| Bill Clinton || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || Born 1946 || Clinton was elected President of the United States, defeating George H. W. Bush. || {{flagicon|France}} Jacques Delors {{flagicon|United States}} Ross Perot
|- 
! 1997
| Quincy Haroldson || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || 1972–1997 || KALMORA driver killed on July 19, 1997, during the Western Kaluonian Rye. His death prompted a Congress inquiry into the safety of KALMORA events, and would result in the Association adopting HANS devices. ||
|-
! 1999
| Evalria Citizens F.C. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || || Evalria Citizens won all domestic association football trophies in the 1999 season. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Alejandra Ríos Soriano
|- 
! 2001
| Rudy Giuliani || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || Born 1944 || Mayor of New York City during the September 11 attacks. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Domingo Cardo {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Frederikus Ronaigi {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Joshua Clarendon-Novak
|-
! 2005
| John Paul II || {{flagicon|Poland}} Poland / {{flagicon|Vatican City}} Vatican City || 1920–2005 || The Pope died on April 2 of that year. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Jim Ryman and Phil Grammatico {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Maude Haughey
|- 
! 2008
| Barack Obama || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || Born 1961 || First black person to be elected President of the United States. ||
|-
! 2009
| Sebastianus Linș || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || Born 1962 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 2009 general election, in the midst of the Great Recession. ||
|-
! 2012
| Dave Robinson || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} United States || Born 1947 || First [[Black Kalșerians|Black Kalșerian]] to be elected President. ||
|-
! 2013
| Pope Francis || {{flagicon|Argentina}} Argentina / {{flagicon|Vatican City}} Vatican City || 1936–2025 || ||
|-
! 2014
| Maksimilianus Ureska || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || Born 1969 || Became Prime Minister of Kalșeri after the 2014 general election. ||
|-
! 2016
| Donald Trump || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || Born 1946 || Trump was elected President of the United States, defeating Hillary Clinton. || {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} David Bowie
|- 
! 2019
| Richard Nakamura || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri || Born 1947 || First person of Asian descent to be elected President of Kalșeri. ||
|-
! 2020
| Joe Biden || {{flagicon|United States}} United States || Born 1942 || Biden was elected President of the United States, defeating Donald Trump. ||
|-
! 2021
| The Health Care Worker || || || Chosen to recognize workers in the health care sector who helped contain the COVID-19 pandemic. || {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Frank Zanin
|-
! 2022
| The Iranian Woman || {{flagicon|Iran|otl}} Iran || || Recognizing the Iranians who took part in the protests following the death of Mahsa Amini. || {{flagicon|Argentina}} Lionel Messi {{flagicon|Brazil|otl}} Lula {{flagicon|Chile}} Gabriel Boric {{flagicon|Italy}} Giorgia Meloni {{flagicon|Ukraine}} Volodymyr Zelenskyy {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Steve Jurgensen and Jon McKendrick {{flagicon|United Kingdom|1800}} Elizabeth II
|-
! 2023
| The Palestinian Civilian || {{flagicon|Palestine}} Palestine || || Recognizing civilians who lost their lives during the Israel–Hamas war. ||
|- 
! 2025
| Pope Leo XIV || {{flagicon|United States}} United States / {{flagicon|Vatican City}} Vatican City || Born 1955 || || {{flagicon|United States}} Zohran Mamdani {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Faiz al-Amin Sam Altman
|-
! 2026
| TBD || 
|}

===''The Twentieth Century'' special===
Special edition released in 2001. One person each.

===''Bicentennial''===
Special edition released in 1983. 1783 to 1983, all nominees are Kalșerian.

==KALMORA driver songs==
Played when introducing a driver, and when said driver gets into the podium. The theme for the reigning champion is ''Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30: Sonnenaufgang'' by Richard Strauss. Once a driver retires, a one-year waiting period is usually enacted before their song can be reclaimed. 

*Patrick Allard: Modjo - ''Chillin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''
*Roberto de Amicis: Roberta Hewey - ''Jalhensegi''
*Chris Anselmi: Trivium - ''In Flames''
*Héctor Ariza: Ionas Rigi - ''Nafórtaton Kompósare Nau 3'' (Voiceless Composition No. 3)
*Russell Bakatin: Simply Red - ''Sunrise''
*Bobby Blanchard III: Cream - ''Sunshine Of Your Love''
*Jeffrey Curry: U2 - ''Vertigo''
*Jenny Ewing: Taylor Swift - ''Look What You Made Me Do''
*Diana Gainsborough: Foreigner - ''Urgent''
*Burhan al-Ghazzawi: 2pac, Big Skye - ''All Eyez On Me''
*Zack Jovanovich: Van Halen - ''Panama''
*Arthur Lémieux: Willy William - ''Ego''
*Vic Martin: The Rucki - ''Skeletons''
*Aaron Mellinger: Metallica - ''Jump In the Fire'' (personal)
*Dylan Moore: Threshold - ''Mission Profile''
*Julien Moret: Bruno Mars - ''Locked out of Heaven''
*Steven Nance: Van Halen - ''Jump''
*Kyle Olsson: XHR - ''When Liberty Dies''
*Jimmy Reed: AC/DC - ''It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll)''
*Ralph Torridge: Antonio Vivaldi - ''Summer in G Minor, RV. 315: III. Presto''
*Tom Wilkins: The Rasmus - ''In The Shadows''
*Ashley Wilson: Genesis - ''Invisible Touch''
*Xu Jianhong: Jamiroquai - ''Seven Days In Sunny June''
*Wendell Zhou: Apollo 440 - ''Stop The Rock''

===Former drivers===
*Josh Anselmi: Ludacris - ''Move Bitch''
*Jerry Briggs: 100 gecs - ''stupid horse''
*Lyndon Hess: Junior Senior - ''Move Your Feet''
*Ray Jarver: Elton John - ''Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)''
*Harvey Keane: Aerosmith - ''Rag Doll''
*Fritz Langston: Michael Jackson - ''Beat It''
*Fred Mazzacorta: Måneskin - ''I Wanna Be Your Slave''
*Steve O'Donovan: Megadeth - ''Holy Wars... The Punishment Due''
*David Olayinka: Porter Robinson - ''Shelter''
*Toby Osborne: Pint Shot Riot - ''Not Thinking Straight''
*Jean-François Preud'homme: Vangelis - ''Dervish D.''
*Paul Stetson: Eminem - ''Not Afraid''
*Phil Taylor: Stryknyna - ''Oi!''
*Tom VanHuizen: Steely Dan - ''Kings''

==The Tigupoke Trail==
August or October? 236 km (146.6 mi), the road distance from Cape Scorpion to Finisterra, at the Tigupoke National Speedway. Invitation tournament. No distinction based on sex or gender. Winner donates a sum of money to charity.

Hosted by [KalCom? JC Eldridge?], financed by beef magnate William O'Swiney. Cars: Cassini C4 Brands Hatch, painted following the {{W|List of international auto racing colours|traditional national schemes}}. Two drivers per country. More than 26 participants: Euro Group and World Group, mini-event that lasts 1/2 of the main event, and then the best six from each group participate in the main event.

'''Bold''' denotes a new entry.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Year !! Sponsor !! Number of countries !! Euro Group !! World Group
|-
! 2010
| Knirsch Supermarkets || 7 || colspan="2"|'''[[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States'''
|-
! 2011
| Rood Jooce || 8 || colspan="2"|[[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] '''Canada''', [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2012
| BetKal || 12 || colspan="2"|[[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] '''Austria''', [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] '''Japan''', {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] '''Russia''', [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] '''Spain''', [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2013
| Calanserica Dental Clinics || 14 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] Russia, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] '''Argentina''', [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] '''Brazil''', [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2014
| AgriBank || 14 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] '''Netherlands''', [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2015
| Ingersoll Constructions || 15 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Ireland.svg|23px|border]] '''Ireland''', [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2016
| KaGi || 17 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of Belgium.svg|20px|border]] '''Belgium''', [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] Russia, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of South Korea.svg|23px|border]] '''South Korea''', [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2017
| BetKal || 16 || [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] Russia, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of New Zealand.svg|23px|border]] '''New Zealand''', [[File:Flag of South Korea.svg|23px|border]] South Korea, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2018
| Kahn Food Supplements || 17 || [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] Russia, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of New Zealand.svg|23px|border]] New Zealand, [[File:Flag of South Korea.svg|23px|border]] South Korea, [[File:Flag of the United Arab Emirates.svg|23px|border]] '''United Arab Emirates''', [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2019
| Soldorato Cruises || 18 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Russia.svg|23px|border]] Russia, [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of New Zealand.svg|23px|border]] New Zealand, [[File:Flag of South Korea.svg|23px|border]] South Korea, [[File:Flag of the United Arab Emirates.svg|23px|border]] United Arab Emirates, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|- style="text-align:center"
| colspan="5" bgcolor="#ccc"|''2020 and 2021 editions not held due to the COVID-19 pandemic.''
|-
! 2022
| Takalese Ceramics || 8 || colspan="2"|[[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|-
! 2023
| OrtaWire || 20 || [[File:Flag of Austria.svg|23px|border]] Austria, [[File:Flag of Estonia.svg|23px|border]] '''Estonia''', [[File:Flag of France.svg|23px|border]] France, [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] Germany, [[File:Flag of Italy.svg|23px|border]] Italy, [[File:Flag of the Netherlands.svg|23px|border]] Netherlands, [[File:Flag of Poland.svg|23px|border]] '''Poland''', [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] Spain, [[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|23px|border]] United Kingdom || [[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|23px|border]] Argentina, [[File:Flag of Australia.svg|23px|border]] Australia, [[File:Flag of Brazil.svg|23px|border]] Brazil, [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] Canada, [[File:Flag of Japan.svg|23px|border]] Japan, {{flagicon|Kalșeri}} Kalșeri, [[File:Flag of Mexico.svg|23px|border]] '''Mexico''', [[File:Flag of New Zealand.svg|23px|border]] New Zealand, [[File:Flag of South Korea.svg|23px|border]] South Korea, [[File:Flag of the United Arab Emirates.svg|23px|border]] United Arab Emirates, [[File:Flag of the United States.svg|23px|border]] United States
|}

==Segregated institutions==
Similar to the Dutch {{W|pillarisation}}. Used to be a big deal in the early 20th century, now they are like "fossils" that identify a person's position only vaguely; the Rovuanist pillar is the only one that has kept itself somewhat intact since the 1970s.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! People !! Socialists !! Liberals !! Christians !! Kalhan nationalists !! Rovuanists
|-
| || bgcolor=red| || bgcolor=blue| || bgcolor=gold| || bgcolor=green| || bgcolor=silver|
|-
| Political parties || Kalhan Front (until 1934) Social Cooperation Party {{small|(since 1934)}}
----
National Ralagi Workers' Party {{small|(minor, Kalhan-language)}} Social Democratic Party {{small|(minor, Kalhan-language)}}
|| Liberal Republican Party {{small|(until 1959)}} Liberal Democratic Party {{small|(since 1959)}} || Christian Democratic Party {{small|(until 1959)}} Liberal Democratic Party {{small|(1959-present)}}
----
Christian Democratic Reunion {{small|(since 2001)}} Ralagia Christian Democratic Party {{small|(minor, Kalhan-language)}}
|| Seri Ralagiau {{small|(since 1969)}}
----
Kalhan Independence Party {{small|(minor)}} Șin Kalhanton Rialeri {{small|(minor)}} Kalhan National Union {{small|(minor)}}
|| Movement for Action {{small|(since 1930)}}
|-
| Trade unions || Confederation of Workers' Trade Unions (CoWoTU) || National Union of Labor (NUL) || Union of Christian Workers' Unions (UCWU) {{small|(until 1979)}} National Union of Labor {{small|(since 1979)}} || Association for the Mutual Assistance of Workers (AMAW) || Federation of Corporations and Workers (FeCoW)
|-
| Student unions || General Union of College and University Students || colspan="2"|Union of Kalșerian Students || Our Students || Students in Action
|-
| Sports and recreative unions || Rigiameneria/Workers' Sport Unions || Kulturameneria/Unions of Cultural Activity || St. Mary's Athletic Clubs || Ieșkal Meneria/All-Kalșerian Sports Unions || Rialmeneria/National Sporting Unions
|-
| Newspapers || ''Times of Kalșeri'' (sometimes) ''Kalșerian Independent'' || ''Golden Sun'' ''Kalșerian Telegraph'' ''Callanserrian Herald'' || ''Kalșerian Telegraph'' {{small|(until the 1960s)}} ''The Morning Gazette'' (Catholics) ''The Observer'' (non-Catholics)
----
Minor publications
|| ''Iohenkinxirdonia'' || ''The National Standard'' ''National Echo''
|-
| Radio stations || Workers' Broadcasting Union || Kalșerian Union of Radio Services || Association of Christian Broadcasters || Kalahanis-arkanure (KalAN) || Institute of Broadcasting for a New Country
|-
| Vehicles || Calanserica Motor Group brands || colspan="2"|WilMeck brands || ||
|}

==Family symbols==
Important Kalhan-speaking families bear a symbol (''namarka'') that represents each family. ''Namarkia'' are usually conferred upon a member of a family achieving an important social position, and are usually drawn from the surname. While any family may adopt or be given a namarka, this practice is usually a ''ralagi'' specificity.

A registry of all documented ''namarkia'' is kept by the New Lothian Registry of Family Marks. While the Registry assigns each ''namarka'' to one family, it may be used by multiple families bearing the surname.

*Miagi of Hartleyville (Ioans Miagi): two Ms
*Ninkoșagi of Hutchinson (Emilius Ninkoșagi): simplified antlers
*Úkegi (Baldvin Úkegi): a stylized Old Kalhan letter U
*Ureska Úslarfi (Maksimilianus Ureska): a stylized winged foot

The usage of ''namarkia'' has extended to corporations and public entities. While not required by law, some companies publish official documents with the signature of the person(s) and a stamp of the symbol. While the symbols adopted by companies are often called ''namarka'', they are not ''namarkia'': rather, they are officially called ''konimarkia'' ("company marks").

==Chalmersville City FC==
Rivals to fellow Yarkies Zeitgeist Chalmersville FC.

On October 9, 1959, after a recall vote that followed a particularly bad run, George W. Stanford II is removed from the post of President of Evalria Citizens. Stanford quits, and his supporters follow suit.

Stanford then muses the idea of buying one of Evalria's other two clubs: Jucunditas and Tașarél Cavaliers. The former immediately say no; the latter are more open, as the aging owner is thinking about retiring, but someone else buys Tașarél Cavaliers instead. Stanford then comes up with the idea of creating a fourth professional football club in Evalria, and call it with the imaginative name of... Evalria United FC. Problem is, there's nowhere for the club to play. Nowhere that is deemed suitable to Stanford's eyes, anyway.

Percy and Lennoxton are already two-club cities. Stanford thinks about moving his boys to Hartleyville, but everyone in New Lothian tells him to bug off, as they will "only ever support our Harts". Chalmersville is the next-best market that hasn't shut the door yet. Stanford gets in, and in 1962, the club changes its name to the creative... Chalmersville City FC.

Stanford buddies up with the mayor and asks him to have a stadium built. Wish granted: the 25,000-seater Chalmersville City Stadium (which will change its name to Henry J. Colavino Stadium some years later) is built.

Zeitgeist's 60-year professional football monopoly is over, and they are not happy about it.

The Zeitgeist-City rivalry is among the most bitter in Kalșeri, but it's not as common as other rivalries.

==Navy stuff==
[[File:Naval ensign of Kalseri.svg|thumb|right|Naval ensign of Kalșeri]]
Prefix: KRS (Kalșerian Republic Ship, for ships used by the Kalșerian Navy), KCGC (Kalșerian Coast Guard Cutter)

Names: Cantons, cities, former Presidents, Serigéa deities, former Supreme Court judges, former Ministers of Defense, former High Summoners, Kings of Lág (numerals replaced by the traditional nickname of each king)

===Active===
*KRS Cape Sundervale
*KRS Cartier Island
*KRS Chalmersville
*KRS Evalria
*KRS Janval
*KRS Kalúen
*KRS Lág
*KRS New Kerry
*KRS New Lothian
*KRS San Rafael
*KRS Takalim
*KRS Tigupoke
*KRS Urgel
*KRS Christophe-Marie Martin
*KRS Victor Espeland
*KRS

===Decommissioned===
KRS Iușa (1932-1959)

==Kalserian religion==
Serigéa, established around 500 BC, ostracized in the mid-1500s (conversion of King Joseph to Catholicism), popular again after the foundation of New Serigéa in 1995 by Father Lerfuan (Ioen Petrus Samenhal).

Pantheon:
*Henka, god of the Sun and of war
**Henka is considered the ancestor of all Kings of Lag.
*Ronjon, goddess of the Water and Henka's wife
*Lalis, Henka's brother, god of the Moon and of the intellect
*Aresi, god of Earth
*Kalahanis, child of Aresi, god of Radina and the surrounding islands.
*Lérajon, Kalhanis's daughter, goddess of the forests.
*Ganamal, god of rivers, son of Henka and Ronjon
*Garius, Henka's wicked brother, thrown into the Eternal Pit after losing the first "good vs. evil" battle to Henka. Mostly mentioned ''en passant'', Garius is just... kinda there.
*Noși, Henka's valiant avian steed, a sizable great egret-like creature.
**Fun fact: ''noși'' is the Kalhan term for "bird", supplanting an earlier term. "Noshee", an Anglicized version of Noși, is the call sign of KalAir.

Many local gods.

New Serigéa add a millenarianistic bit: Garius, Henka's antagonist and King of faiths that actively deceive people, will come back. New personality traits: wants to reign alone, does not accept others taking his place, demands absolute obedience... God complex made into a god.

Life on Earth will end just before the ultimate battle, where Henka and his relatives and allies will triumph over Garius. For the battle to begin, Garius will have to emerge first; only then will Henka descend on earth.

The "Second coming of Garius" has been criticized by some scholars as "puerile fabrications by a vindictive man". Possible manipulation by Grigor Kónagi.

Sariaseri (House of the Gods): circular, lots of limestone, amphitheater-like, center dipped in water. Open masses. Reception-esque desk.

===New Serigéa Organization===
Criticisms: distorsion of the traditional Serigéa; neo-paganism; links to anti-Christian positions and calling monotheists "ignorant"; pro-life stance; cases of bribery of local governments; de-facto exclusivism (most members are Ralagia); using a loophole to achieve fiscal exemptions; being more of a business than a "true" religion; dubious architectural claims of historicity for its worshipping places and practices.

Financial loophole: according to Kalșerian law, to be entitled to fiscal exemptions, the religion represented by the applying organization must have been founded at least 500 years before filing the paperwork (this is to avoid people creating nonsensical religions to avoid paying taxes). (Many organizations have fought to lower the threshold or outright repeal this law, most prominently Latter-Day Saints). The New Serigéa Organization was founded in 1995, meaning that it would have to wait until 2495 according to said law, but Father Lerfuan successfully argued that his organization represented the old pre-Christian religion (notwithstanding the originality dispute, i.e. the debate on whether adding the millenarianistic bit constitutes a new religion, or is merely the continuation of an existing one, which started after Father Lerfuan first mentioned the Garius-will-come-back bit, which, coincidentally, was ''right after'' being given the fiscal exemptions).

==Satirical headlines==
Courtesy of ''The National Toilet Paper''.

*Crayfish Crib Manager Has Existential Crisis after Seeing Job Applicant with Vitiligo
*be5 Airs Ident That Makes Logical Sense
*KalCom Accidentally Broadcasts Fresh News
*Heartbreaking! Person Goes to An Evalria Underground Station and Takes the Train
*Howe: "Protests are fine only when I agree with them"
*Ihakașa Translates Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
*Man Watches Reeve Cup without Screaming at the TV
*Man with Strong Willpower Refrains from Commenting "Who Cares?" on an Article about Science
*Digital Nomad Buys Apartment in Evalria and Uses It For Something
*''National Standard'' Covers Results for a Sport That Doesn't Exist
*Neo-Dalgist Movie Scorched by Critics For Actually Making People Laugh
*Regis Chandler: "You should have the right to shoot Santa Claus"
*KALMORA Driver Strings a Complete Sentence, Is Invited to Join Evalrian Institute for English Language Board
*Trapdoor Bar Actually Leads to Cartier Island
*be5 Switches to Providing News Using Emoji: "🗣️🟰👴"
*''The Lens'' Poll Finds That Only 13% of ''Lens'' Buyers Read the Stories
*Man Wins World Record for Longest Streak of KALMORA Races Watched without Falling Asleep
*University of Evalria Offers Course on Understanding Songs by Knights of The Green Fields
*Ramy X Writes A Song While Sober [Author's note: he ''has'' since sobered up and quit recreational drugs altogether.]
*Should Phones Be Placed to the Left of the Dish Or to Its Right? Manners Expert Weighs In
*The Corfen Dispute Is Over: "¡El Corfen Es Argentino!"
*Kalșerian Team Builds Car with Just a Cardboard Box and Wins Monaco GP
*Babich: "Satan May Have Made A Decent Point"
*Fan's Grandmother Scores a Header Against Evalria Citizens
*"Ralagi Naming Laws Are Too Strict", Says Mmmfdjfsdghdkdjna4eahifd788888 Mídasi
*''The Independent'' Proposes Referendum to Let Sweden Annex Kalșeri
*Ralagi Couple Chooses Normal Name for Child
*''National Standard'' Makes Up a Newspaper and Proceeds to Attack It
*Kalhan Language Declared Extinct in Cape Sundervale (Screwhorn; -> Lawsuit from Sundervellian Society of Friends of the Kalhan Language, unaware that they "ate the onion")
*Bill Haven Taken to Hospital After Not Swearing For More Than Three Sentences
*Maia Filisi Doesn't Know Who You Are
*1call User Complains About Not Hearing Enough Swearing in Customer Support (Screwhorn)
*A Look At Eldridge's New Quiz Sh— Aaaand It's Gone!
*Man Threatens to Reveal the True Pronunciation of Maryshill
*Pete Yarmo Proposes to Transform the Senate into a Henclé Hotel
*Kona Launches Series of Stamps Honoring the Most Common Swearwords Uttered in Post Offices
*Holy Grail Found in Back Seats of Quincollia Man's Pick-Up Truck
*Company Listed in EvSE Adopts Name That Makes Sense
*Marshallese Patriot Uses Kalșerian Flag Emoji
*The Prodigy Announce New Single for Kalșerian Market: "Smack My Babich Up"
*Max Ureska Driven to Hospital after Tweeting Something without Sarcastic Remark
*Apple Spills the Beans: "We Don't Care about the Future, We Just Want to Kook Y'all"
*KalRail Introduces Sleeper Trains: "Can't Go Any Slower Than Daytime Trains Anyway!"
*Babich Weighs in On Kosovo Issue: "KOSOVO JE KALŠERI!"
*New Lothian to Introduce Trial By Combat While High On Crystal Meth
*''National Echo'' Accidentally Publishes News That's Readable
*KaGi Introduces Line of Products Made in Kalșeri
*KaGi Introduces Line of Products You Might Actually Want to Buy
*Ureska Names Minecraft Player Minister of Infrastructure
*60-Year-Old Ends Text with Just One Exclamation Point
*''Risk!'' Host Tom Selleck Mistaken for ''Magnum P.I.'' Star Robert Wellington
*Tașa Vonhal Reveals Next Year's Collection Theme: "The World's Greatest Lobbyists"
*Celebrity Announces to Run For Office and Goes Through with it
*UNESCO Adds Robert Wellington's Mustache to World Heritage List
*''La La Land'' Announced as Best Film, But It Was Actually ''Deepest Blue: The Curse Lives On''
*[Quotes From History] JFK: "I Am A Zabaione"
*Kalșerian Government Agency Adopts Maximalist Logo
*Kalșerian Government Agency Adopts Bad Flag
*New Lothian Registry of Namarkia Adds Random Doodle in Bored Teenager's Notepad
*''National Standard'' Deciphers Rules of Calvinball
*Graphic Designer Threatens to Design Maximalist Logo
*Man Watches Callanserrian Regatta Without Telling You His Uncle Used to Sail
*Fans of Callanserrian Regatta Declared Endangered Species
*''The Federal'' Writes Ten-Page Piece about Your School's Third-Grade Play
*''Observer-Herald'' Reader Found Behaving like a Party Animal
*Satire Outlet Publishes Article, Doesn't Get Swarmed by Angry Moralists
*Corinne Howe Sues Ukraine and Sweden Because They Use Same Colors as Kalșeri's
*Kalșeri Rugby Team Introduces Its Own Version of Haka: Belching and Hurling Obscenities
*Saudi Arabia Offers to Buy Quincollia: "Human Rights Record Is About The Same, Anyway"
*''Times'' Writer Adopts Joey Tribbiani's Thesaurus Strategy: Finished Product Makes More Sense than Usual
*Matthew Chandler Confesses He Had No Idea ''National Echo'' Is Supposed to Be Read
*Mercedes Driver Doesn't Act like a Complete Cowgee while on the Road
*Beauty Creme Company Spills the Beans: "We want to make you feel like garbage about your body"
*National Democrats Adopt Program Written by Disgruntled 8-Year-Old
*JC Eldridge Produce Series that Doesn't Bombard Your Ears with Cheesy Sound Effects
*The President Appoints a Bear to Serve as Prime Minister: "Can't Be Any Worse than the Last!"

==KFL admission scandal==
As scheduled, Evalria Citizens won the Evalrian Association Football League and were admitted as one of the original twelve. Some people moaned, and Jucunditas were added to the KFL.

Jucunditas were 3rd in the Evalrian Association Football League. What about the runners-up? Hellas Evalria performed better against Jucunditas, and yet they were excluded.

Hellas Evalria had pushed for a mini-tournament to determine the last two spots, whereas Jucunditas said that an internal selection was faster and had fewer chances of flukes. Jucunditas won.

KAFF: "Hellas Evalria's financial situation was pretty bad" (true: Hellas Evalria were regularly on the brink of bankruptcy). Hellas Evalria: "the KAFF was bribed by the Jucs!" (also true, as Jucs Director of Marketing fessed up in 1964)

Hellas Evalria-Jucunditas rivalry: intense, but infrequent.

==Corfen dispute==
Corfen (Kalhan: Korfen), contested between Kalúen and Janval, 1783-1839. Modern-day counties of Healy, Plains, Johnstonville, Simpson, Borderton, Elmer, Whitecliff, Coolidge, Rostock, Reval and Land's End.

*1671: Area assigned to New Kent (modern southern Janval).
*1783: Kalúen claims the Corfen area (sans Healy and Plains counties) plus modern-day Heinemann and Von Roon counties.
*1784: The Janvalian Constituent Assembly defines its territory as the combination of the former ceremonial counties of New Kent and Jarronshire.
*1794: Kalúen and Janval both ratify the Carnafarry Statute. No mention of the Corfen area. Uncertainty and conflicts.
*1795: Battle of Johnstonville, Kaluonians vs. Janvalians.
*1799: skirmish in Borderton. Janvalian rioters deface all buildings owned by Kaluonians. Revolt stopped by central forces.
*1806: Battle of Randle, also known as the "First Janvalian-Kaluonian War".
*1808: Randle Agreement: Kalúen renounces all claims to the area spanning modern-day Heinemann, Von Roon and Solomon counties.
*1834: Battle of Johnstonville, also known as the "Second Janvalian-Kaluonian War".
*1837: Agreement reached:
**Kalúen acquires Healy, Plains, Johnstonville, Simpson, Borderton, Elmer, Whitecliff, Coolidge, Rostock, Reval and Land's End.
**Janval keeps Heinemann, Von Roon and Solomon, as per the Randle Agreement of 1808.
*1839: Referendum in the involved counties on whether to accept the 1837 agreement. Resounding yes.
*1913: the Falkorian Party is born. It advocates for the creation of a new canton that spans the Haggett-Falșak-Rimini "wall" and all Kaluonian counties west of it.
*1941: the Falkorian Party is dissolved due to lack of popularity.
*1954: after thirteen years, the Falkorian Party comes back in existence. It gets the occasional seat or two in Congress, but its proposals don't really go anywhere.
*2014: The Corfen2Janval party is formed. It focuses on "taking back" all the counties given to Kalúen.
*2021: spurred by the Quincollian referendum, the Falkorian Party rounds up its supporters in Hayworthsville and ask Evalria and Percy to grant them a referendum. No reply at all.

Janval is still sour about it.

==Kings of Lág==
#Ausvan I (c. 300 BC-c. 275 BC) (First Kingdom of Lág) [Ausvan was considered the descendant of the god of the Sun. Historical existence of Kings 1-18 is debated.]
#Jarn I (c. 275 BC-c. 220 BC)
#Kansun (c. 220 BC-c. 190 BC)
#Rovuan I (c. 190 BC-c. 145 BC)
#Ausvan II (c. 145 BC-c. 120 BC)
#Rovuan II (c. 120 BC-c. 85 BC)
#Lerfuan I (c. 85 BC-c. 55 BC)
#Șavuan I (c. 55 BC-27 BC)
#Șavuan II (27 BC-3 CE)
#Șavuan III (3 CE-46 CE)
#Ausvan III (46 CE-49 CE)
#Lerfuan II (49 CE-68 CE)
#Șavuan IV (68 CE-92 CE)
#Seruan I (92 CE-107)
#Níuan I (107-133)
#Níuan II (133-136)
#Lerfuan III (136-175)
#Lerfuan IV (175-202)
#Rovuan III (202-239) [First King whose existence was confirmed.]
#Seruan II (239-271)
#Iușa (271-288) Q
#Navan I (288-301)
#Navan II (301-329)
#Holtan I (329-357)
#Holtan II (357-385)
#Holtan III (385-412)
#Narái (412-456)
#Rovuan IV (456-492)
#Noșuan I (492-519)
#Noșuan II (519-545)
#Șavuan V (545-569)
#Níuan III (569-578)
#Lerfuan V (578-603)
#Lerfuan VI (603-646)
#Ausvan IV (646-668)
#Ausvan V (668-684)
#Holtan IV (684-711)
#Rovuan V (711-734)
#Șavuan VI (734-759)
#Ausvan VI (759-783)
#Rovuan VI (783-787)
#Lerfuan VII (787-813)
#Rovuan VII the Conqueror (813-847) (Second Kingdom of (Greater) Lág)
#Rovuan VIII (847-859)
#Lerfuan VIII (859-883)
#Malnuan I (883-907)
#Fouan I (907-941), Regency until 914
#Fouan II (941-969)
#Furfuan I (969-998)
#Venuan (998-1033), Regency until 1001
#Rovuan IX (1033-1067)
#Lerfuan IX (1067-1082), Rovuan IX's brother
#Malnuan II (1082-1083 and 1085-1101), allowed to reign despite being born out of wedlock, but his issue was barred from inheriting the throne as per the Treaty of the Three Keys.
#Terduan (1083-1085), Malnuan II's brother, Regent
#Jarn II (1101-1135)
#Fouan III (1135-1161)
#Malnuan III (1161-1167)
#Rovuan X (1167-1209)
#Fouan IV (1209-1231)
#Efonan (1231-1245) [Efonan had no sons -> Salic law replaced with male-preference primogeniture.]
#Hema (1245-1269) Q, Efonan's sister
#Hosuan (1269-1301), illegitimate issue
#Iunuan (1301-1313), Hosuan's brother
#Furfuan II (1313-1329)
#Lerfuan X (1329-1366)
#Jarn III (1366-1378)
#Kinjon (1378-1391) Q, no issue
#Lajon (1391-1407) Q, Kinjon's sister
#Leduan (1407-1439)
#Furfuan III (1439-1461)
#Rovuan XI (1461-1497)
#Loșar I (1497-1515), regency until 1500
#Saint Loșar II/Joseph (1515-1568), regency until 1531
#Philip I (1568-1600)
#Philip II (1600-1614), illegitimate issue
#John (1614-1635), Philip II's first cousin
#John II (1635-1668), illegitimate issue
#Joseph II (1668-1677), John II's brother
----
[British invasion; from this point on, heads of the house of Lág have no power]
#George I (1677-1704)
#George II (1704-1718)
#John III (1718-1742)
#Thomas (1742-1757)
#Lawrence (1757-1765), Thomas's brother, no issue (possibly impotent)
#George III (1765-1782), Thomas's brother, three illegitimate children
#John IV (1782-1791) (Kalșerian Independence)
#Joseph III (1791-1811)
#Philip III (1811-1846), no heirs
#John V (1846-1859), Philip III's brother
#Gregory (1859-1891)
#Jerome I (1861-1934; 1892-1934)
#Jerome II (1893-1952; 1934-1952)
#Joseph IV (1921-2004; 1952-1998)
#René (1956-2021; 2004-2021)
#Thomas (II) (b. 1961; 2021-present)
#Susan (b. 1989; heir apparent)

==Trapdoor bars==
Born as a way to abide the law only technically – the Public Access Bars Act 1926 banned restaurants and bars in Kalșeri (those not part of golf clubs or such were affected) from turning away new customers unless they were breaking the law (because the promoter of the law had been refused entry into a local when he felt he needed it the most, and he was still ''very'' sour about it).

Public ("cover") portion of the bar: a tiny bar with a bare-bones facility and staff. The "real", members-only portion of the bar was hidden below a trapdoor or some other hidden door, and offered many more options than the "cover". An "accepted" member could invite a newcomer, who would then be given a card.

Later trapdoor bars were simply a bunch of vending machines with a person standing by.

The PABA '26 was abolished in 1984, but the bars built during the PABA ("pabbas" or "trapdoor bars") era still keep the practices and design choices. Some trapdoor bars have become tourist attractions (though with a limit on how many guests are allowed inside the real deals).

==Unusual Kalhan names==
Due to a historic scarcity of last names, some Kalhan-speakers have resorted to giving unusual names to their children, sorta like in Brazil, also due to more lax naming laws for Kalhan-speakers. Mostly names from history or mythology, and mostly written the same way as the source.
*Eisenhower Véngisi (b. 1957), voice actor
*Kennedy Iutișagi (b. 1968), actress
*Gilgaméș Kregi (1885-1981), librettist
*Sókrates Olor
*Aristoteles Tadrerigi
*Ireșlak Ronsi ("Kalșeri" in reverse)
*George Washington Șavarigi (1814-1878), politician from Janval
*Klitemnestra "Tem" Ríșigi
*Special Runor
*Goodliest Remidi
*Tșingis-Han Éragi
*Stockholm Halsi, author of ''Let's Play Names'', a book on odd Kalhan naming tendencies. His siblings are all named after European capitals.
*Nicola Sacco "Nik" Gohalgi and Bartolomeo Vanzetti "Bart" Gohalgi, twins active in association football. Can you tell their parents' political inclinations?
*Sidarta-Gautama Honturagi (1856-1933), a major figure in the study of religions in the late 1800s.
*Johnson Iudor
*Kropotkin Sérigi
*Elyas Șíngisi (b. 1986), son of footballer Ektor Șíngisi. Elyas (styled as Elýas) is often cited as the trendsetter for alternative spellings of established names.
*Dióskora Sigi, women's rights activist in the early 20th century
*Sherman Portugalgi, longtime public transport commissioner in Chalmersville
*Jefferson Davis Ienusi, singer from the 1930s
*Calascerius Tadéusi
*Bonus: ''Eadueardus Wemingi'', how painter Eduardus Vemingi (1904-1989) signed his works.

Another common practice was to combine the first few letters of the parents' last names to form a new last name for the children, e.g. Fonédregi + Espișagi = Fonespi.

==Comic books==
Names of foreign comic book series and characters translated to Kalhan, especially in older issues.

Kalșerian comics: Kalhan-language continuum?

''Huey the Cub'', a beloved icon for 60s-70s children.

==Road signs==
Inspired by EU signs, lots of pictograms. Bilingual English/Kalhan whenever text is necessary, but text does not appear often. Kalșeri ratified the {{W|Vienna Convention on Road Traffic}} and the {{W|Vienna Convention on Road Signs and Signals}}.

Font: DIN 1451 (aka Bahnschrift)
*Highway: {{highlight|white on green|#018850}}
*Expressways and other important non-highway roads: {{highlight|white on blue|#005EB9}}
*Secondary non-highway roads + local destinations: black on white
*Historical sites and other points of attraction: {{highlight|white on claret|#811331}}
*Municipality boundary markers: {{highlight|yellow on blue|#0F4378}}
**Not used on highways.
*Settlement boundary markers: black on white, with municipality in parentheses below
*Street name signs: black on white, with logo/coat of arms of settlement/municipality on the left and postal code on the bottom-right corner in red (may be attached to a pole or on a wall)
*Temporary detour: {{highlight|black on yellow|#FFD90F}}

Each canton has its own Welcome sign.

Stop signs:
*Arrêt: Cartier Island
*Stop: Cape Sundervale
*Stop/Egi: everywhere else

"Kalșeri drives on the RIGHT/Kalșeri fal GÓSEIE" and "Thin'''km'''etric" signs in Evalria-Holbek Airport, Cape Sundervale port and airport, Goldshore and Plymouth ports

1954: metric-imperial two-unit signs. 1960: metric-only signs.

Custom signs for special circumstances may be put up by private citizens and companies, with the authorization of the town.

==Music==
===Knights of the Green Fields===
Active from 1968 to 1982. A bilingual blend of folk and prog rock.

Historical line-up:
*Ionas E. Rigi (1944 – 2014-05-12): lead vocals, flute, harmonica
*Hank Droste (b. 1943): leading guitar
*Ioséf "Iosy" Verapalgi (1943 – 1983): backing guitar, bagpipes
*Matt Renfrew (1945): drums
*Uiliam Kádagi (1949): bass guitar

'''How did they become popular?''' Unique lyrics, initially from the holy texts of the Kalserian religion of yore, and exploring a sound that had only been hinted until then in Kalserian music.

'''Why did the band dissolve?''' Three main reasons:
#Rigi's budding solo career, which caused scheduling conflicts,
#Droste and Kádagi wanting to pursue a more radio-friendly sound, and Rigi insisting on sticking to what made the first albums work, and...
#Drugs. Lots of them.

'''What happened to them?'''
*Rigi would go on to become a successful solo artist. He died in a car crash in 2014 at the age of 69.
*Droste joined a bunch of groups, with a side gig as a solo artist.
*Renfew and Verapalgi checked into a drug rehab center in 1983.
**Renfrew has since become a music teacher.
**Verapalgi would be found dead due to a drug overdose; this would lead fellow band member and ''raller'' Uiliam Kádagi to renounce drugs and alcohol.
*Scarred by the death of Verapalgi, a fellow band member and ''raller'', Kádagi refused to touch drugs and alcohol again, and became a spokesperson for the National Association for the Prevention of Drug and Alcohol Abuse (NAPDAA). He served as a Liberal Democratic alderman for Rochelle County, KL from 1985 to 2005, and tried to run for several offices. Oh, and he would star in a few PSAs where he tried to sound cool to kids watching; these commercials found new life as sources for memes due to their awkwardness. He retired from his music career after the 2011 reunion concert, and now lives in Rochelle County, KL, with his wife and family.

The band held several reunion concerts, the last of which was held in memory of Ionas Rigi. Since then, Droste and Renfrew stated that continuing the KGF experiment without Rigi wouldn't make any sense, but fans are still hoping... Reunion line-ups (1989, 1996, 2004, 2011, 2015):
*Ionas E. Rigi (1944 – 2014-05-12): lead vocals, flute, harmonica (1989, 1996, 2004, 2011)
*Dylan Ninkoșagi: lead vocals (2015)
*Lory Scones: flute, harmonica (2015)
*Hank Droste (b. 1943): leading guitar (1989, 1996, 2004, 2011, 2015)
*Walt Hodgson: backing guitar, bagpipes (1989, 1996)
*Cy Oganessian: backing guitar, bagpipes (2004, 2011)
*J. Seymour Wilkins: backing guitar, bagpipes (2015)
*Matt Renfrew (1945): drums (1989, 1996, 2004, 2011, 2015)
*Norman Strutinsky: bass guitar (1989, 1996)
*Uiliam Kádagi (1949): bass guitar (2004, 2011)
*George Sanz: bass guitar (2015)

===Great Plains Music Bash===
Biggest music festival in Kalșeri. Usually held in or around Hayworthsville, KL.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Year !! Venue !! Dates !! Headliners
|-
| 1973 || Preston Arena Haywortshville, KL || June 24 || [[Knights of the Green Fields]] • {{W|George Harrison}}
|-
| 1977 || ? || ? || {{W|Steely Dan}}
|-
| 1981 || ? || ? || [[Loalerfa]]
|-
| 1983 || ? || ? || {{W|The Alan Parsons Project}} • [[Albert Jeane]]
|-
| 1984 || ? || ? || {{W|Iron Maiden}}
|-
| 1986 || ? || ? || [[Kauna!]] • {{W|Van Halen}} • [[XHR]]
|-
| 1987 || ? || ? || {{W|Edie Brickell & New Bohemians}} • {{W|Huey Lewis and the News}}
|-
| 1989 || ? || ? || {{W|U2}}
|-
| 1991 || ? || ? || {{W|New Order}} • {{W|Kraftwerk}}
|-
| 1992 || ? || ? || {{W|AC/DC}} • [[Stryknyna]]
|-
| 1995 || ? || ? || {{W|The Cure}}
|-
| 1999 || ? || ? || {{W|Eiffel 65}} • {{W|Eminem}}
|-
| 2000 || ? || ? || {{W|Red Hot Chili Peppers}}
|-
| 2003 || ? || ? || {{W|Rammstein}} • [[XinSin]] •
|-
| 2011 || ? || ? || {{W|Goldfrapp}} • {{W|Passion Pit}}
|-
| 2012 || ? || ? || {{W|Sabaton}}
|-
| 2016 || ? || ? ||
|-
| 2019 || ? || ? || [[Ramy X]]
|-
| 2020 || Virtually held || ? ||
|-
| 2021 || ? || ? ||
|-
| 2022 || ? || ? ||
|}

==Failed coup d'état==
The plan: overthrow President Jerry Mazzotta and Prime Minister Raimund Tógisi (both Social Cooperationists), install Ioséf Lágan II as President, appoint him King and have him form a military government after dissolving the civilian one. Plot orchestrated by Col. Eutikianus Végisi, to sort out the "Sovietization" of Kalșeri. How? Walk into the palaces, stun the guards, and incapacitate the two by any means necessary.

Seven disgruntled Army officials, led by Végisi, who had ties with Lágan Reaction (a far-right Kalhan-speaking monarchist movement), are behind the plot.

19 May 1972: Végisi and six of his aides are caught trying to break into Grosvenor House, the official residence of the Prime Minister. They are promptly arrested and put on trial. Végisi is sentenced to death for high treason. One of the aides was Bartoloméus Hornata (born in 1951, older brother of future Representative Ioanis Hornata).

Ioséf Lágan II (1921 - 2004-01-25) is also questioned, but he is unaware of anyone in the military acting on his behalf. No evidence is found that links him to Végisi's plot, but news of the trial kickstart the theory of a supposed partnership between the Lágan family and right-wing terrorist groups, and maybe even the Xunageri.

Radical SoCoops ask for the exile of the former royal family, but Kalșerian law does not allow the deportation of its citizens. The proposal quietly fades away.

The plan could not have succeeded. Organization was rudimentary, they did not have the legal expertise or the charisma to pull it off, and they had no contingency plans for if – or rather, when – things went south for the lot.

Possible involvement of the United States? Operation Condor was a thing... but if America had a beef with Mazzotta and Tógisi, the plot would have been way more thorough.

The event is also called "Idiot Plot", "Walk-In Plot", "Fools-and-Horses Plot" and "Non-Coup".

==Questions about Rovuanism==
Points of contention:
*Can Rovuanism be considered a variant of fascism, or its own ideology?
*Did Ioen Rovuan plan the principles first and then work to apply them, or did he build Rovuanism as the presidency went on?
*Was Ioen Rovuan in favor of re-establishing the former Lágan throne?
*Is Rovuanism as non-racist as it claims to be?
*What is the relationship between Rovuanism and religion, and more specifically Christianity?
*How frowned upon is homosexuality in Rovuanism?
*Did Ioen Rovuan aim to expand his ideas outside Kalșeri?

==Cartierois French==
*"a" is sometimes rendered as /æ/
*"t" is often pronounced /ts/ in a stressed syllable
*"r" is often rendered as /χ/
*/ɛ̃/ and /ɑ̃/ are often merged into /ã/
*The ''{{W|Aspirated h|h aspiré}}'' is rendered as /ʔ/

Examples:
*''Île-de-Cartier'' /iːl də kaχˈtsje/
*''soixante'' /swaˈsãt/
*''les héros'' /leʔeˈχo/
*''Parti National Cartierois'' /pæχˈtsi ˌnatsjoˈnæl ˌkaχtsjeˈχʍa/
*''un bon vin blanc'' /œ̃ bɔ̃ vã blã/

Lexical differences:
*''septante'', ''huitante'' and ''nonante'' are used for the numbers 70, 80 and 90
*The ''et'' between ''vingt'', ''trente'' etc. and ''un'' is dropped, ergo ''vingt-un'', ''trente-un'' and so forth.
*Especially in informal contexts, many words are adapted from Kalhan and Kalșerian slang.

==Kalșerian English==
===Phonology===
*The letter R is generally trilled ([r]) or flapped ([ɾ]), like in Italian and Spanish, except word-finally, where it is usually dropped. Examples: ''orange'' /ˈɔɒɾ.endʒ/; ''father'' /ˈfaːðɐ/.
**Some speakers, especially in Janval and Cartier Island, may realize it as [ʁ] or [χ].
**The approximant typical of English ([ɹ]) is usually found in rural areas where Kalhan is not often spoken.
*/ɑ(ː)r/ usually becomes either /a(ː)/ or /a(ː)r/. ''car'' /ka(ː)/ or /ka(ː)r/
*/ʌ/ is often realized as /ʊ/. ''fun'' /fʊn/
*/ɒ/ and /ɔː/ are usually rendered as /ɔɒ~ɔɑ~ɔa/. For instance, ''dog'' is usually /dɔɒg~dɔɑg~dɔag/.
*/æ/ either becomes /a/ or is split into /ɛɐ~ɛa/. ''bad'' may therefore be pronounced as /bad/ or /ˈbɛ.ɐd/.
*/ɪ/ and /ɛ/ may sometimes become /e~e̞/. ''pin'' /pe̞n/; ''bed'' /be̞d/.
**The ''pin-pen'' merger is more common in Western Kalșeri.
*/eɪ/ and /aɪ/ are often merged into /æɪ/. ''gravy'' /ˈgɾæɪ.vɪ/ or /ˈgɾæɪ.ve/
**Some speakers tend to enunciate as though they were swapping /eɪ/ and /aɪ/, partially undoing one aspect of the Great Vowel Shift. Stereotype: actually swapping /eɪ/ and /aɪ/, e.g. by pronouncing "United States" as "Unayted Stites" /jəˌneɪ.tɨd ˈstaɪts/.
*Word-final /ə/ becomes /ɐ/. ''under'' /ˈʊn.dɐ/
*/ɜ/ becomes /œ~ø/. ''bird'' /bœ(r)d/
*/oʊ/ becomes /oː/. ''so'' /soː/
*Some speakers may transform /θ/ and /ð/ into /t/ and /d/ respectively.
*"or" pronounced /ɜː/ becomes /o(r)/

Therefore, a possible realization of Article 1 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights is: /ɔɒl ˈhjuːmən ˈbiːeŋz ar bɔɑn friː ən ˈiːkwɐl en ˈdɪgnɪtɪ ən ˈræɪts ðæɪ ar enˈdaʊd weð riːzən ən ˈkɔɑn.ʃens ən ʃʊd akt təˈwɔɑdz wʊn əˈnʊðɐɾ en ə ˈsperet ə ˈbrʊðəhʊd/.

===Letter names===
*H is called "haitch"
*R is called "er" /ɛ(ə)r/
*V is occasionally called "vow" /vaʊ/
*W is called "double V", and may thus be rendered as "double vow"
*Z is called "zay" or "zeta" /ˈzeɪtə/

===Spelling===
Most of these changes were brought forward by 19th-century linguist and poet John Dudley Ballard; some of these changes were made official by the Evalrian Institute for the English Language (EIEL). Derived forms of the words in the table, as well as other words in a similar situation to them, are also affected. The EIEL advises against using the alternate form if it generates ambiguity.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Traditional English !! Kalșerian English !! Status of Kalșerian word(s)
|-
| ''Wednesday'' || ''Wensday'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''gauge'' || ''gage'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''ache'' || ''ake'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''isle'' ''island'' ''aisle'' || ''ile'' ''iland'' ''aile'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''secede'' || ''seceed'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''receipt'' || ''receit'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''recipe'' ''epitome'' || ''recipy'' ''epitomy'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''margarine'' || ''marg'''e'''rine'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''doubt'' ''dumb'' ''debt'' ''subtle'' || ''dout'' ''dum'' ''det'' ''suttle'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''friend'' || ''frend'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''photography'' ''philosophy'' ''graph'' ''phantom'' || ''fotografy'' ''filosofy'' ''graf'' ''fantom'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''show, showed, shown'' || ''show, showed, show'''ed''''' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''heart'' || ''hart'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''tomb'' ''womb'' || ''toom'' ''woom'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''furlough'' || ''furlow'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''choir'' || ''quire'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''scythe'' || ''sithe'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''Scorpius'' (constellation) ''Scorpio'' (sign) || ''Scorpi'''o''''' (for both) || Official spelling
|-
| ''myth'' ''cyst'' ''system'' ''anonymity'' ''analyze'' ''cataclysm'' || ''mith'' ''cist'' ''sistem'' ''anonimity'' ''analize'' ''cataclism'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''exaggerate'' || ''exagerate'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''asthma'' || ''asma'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''phlegm'' ''paradigm'' || ''flegma'' ''paradigma'' (the G is ''not'' mute in either case) || Official spelling
|-
| ''gnat'' ''gnome'' ''gnarly'' || ''nat'' ''nome'' ''narly'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''heir'' ''honest'' || ''eir'' ''onest'' || Officially accepted alternative spellings
|-
| ''embarrass'' || ''embarass'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''psycho-'' || ''syco-'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''Arctic'' ''Antarctica'' || ''Artic'' ''Antartica'' || Official spellings
|-
| ''accommodate'' || ''accomodate'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''bureaucracy'' || ''burocracy'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''pronunciation'' || ''pron'''o'''unciation'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''exhibit'' ''exhausting'' || ''exibit'' ''exausting'' || Official spellings
|-
|''attaché'' (both masculine and feminine) || ''attaché'' (for males) ''attaché'''e''''' (for females) || Official spelling
|-
| ''ophthalmology'' || ''ofthalmology'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''hearken'' || ''harken'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''deign'' || ''dain'' || Officially accepted alternative spelling
|-
| ''unmovable'' ''immovable'' || ''unmov'''e'''able'' ''immov'''e'''able'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''blond'' ''blonde'' || ''blond'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''aesthetic'' || ''esthetic'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''geoduck'' || ''g'''ooe'''duck'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''onomatopoeia'' || ''onomatopea'' || Official spelling
|-
| ''rhetoric'' || ''retoric'' || Official spelling
|}

The ''-vre'' ending typically seen in French is pronounced /vər/.

===Glossary===
====Words not adapted from American English====
Generally, Kalșerian English has a similar vocabulary to that of American English, although exceptions exist; some of the preferred words not matching AmE are listed below.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! British English !! American English !! Kalșerian English !! Notes
|-
| ''coriander'' || ''cilantro'' || ''coriander'' ||
|-
| ''aubergine'' || ''eggplant'' || ''aubergine'' ||
|-
| ''aluminium'' || ''aluminum'' || ''aluminium'' ||
|-
| ''curriculum vitae (CV)'' || ''resume'' || ''kimonia'' || from Kalhan
|-
| ''judgement'' || ''judgment'' || ''judgement'' ||
|}

==Kalserian national football team==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Number !! Name !! Birth date !! Role !! Club
|-
| 1 || Andy Edwards || {{birth date and age|1993|09|12}} || Goalkeeper || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Olympia Takalim
|-
| 12 || Phil McHugh || {{birth date and age|1988|04|01}} || Goalkeeper || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Harts
|-
| 23 || Nik Hóltansi || {{birth date and age|2000|03|05}} || Goalkeeper || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Locomotive St. Adrian
|-
| 2 || Stevan Reșki || {{birth date and age|1989|02|26}} || Defender || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Evalria Citizens
|-
| 3 || Quinton O'Sullivan || {{birth date and age|1996|09|01}} || Defender || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} St. Patrick
|-
| 4 || Benjamín Lavi || {{birth date and age|1998|06|15}} || Defender || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Gymnasium Percy 58
|-
| 13 || Bill Giordano || {{birth date and age|1997|10|13}} || Defender || {{flagicon|Italy}} {{W|Parma Calcio 1913|Parma}}
|-
| 16 || Reed Wilson || {{birth date and age|1995|12|01}} || Defender || {{flagicon|United States}} {{W|Houston Dynamo}}
|-
| 19 || Jon Hattison || {{birth date and age|2000|01|07}} || Defender || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Olympia Takalim
|-
| 22 || Walton Browne || {{birth date and age|1999|08|18}} || Defender || [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] {{W|SV Werder Bremen|Werder Bremen}}
|-
| 24 || Christophe Lécuyer || {{birth date and age|1997|05|29}} || Defender || [[File:Flag of Canada.svg|23px|border]] {{W|Forge FC}}
|-
| 5 || Thomas Hernandez || {{birth date and age|1997|08|21}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Evalria Citizens
|-
| 6 || Ed Katter || {{birth date and age|1992|07|09}} || Midfielder || [[File:Flag of England.svg|23px|border]] {{W|Fulham F.C.}}
|-
| 7 || Maurice Akinyeme || {{birth date and age|1994|11|29}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Evalria Citizens
|-
| 8 || Daniel Riordan || {{birth date and age|1995|01|23}} || Midfielder || [[File:Flag of Spain.svg|23px|border]] {{W|RC Celta de Vigo}}
|-
| 14 || James Szybolski || {{birth date and age|1995|06|11}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Evalria Citizens
|-
| 17 || Dino Robinson || {{birth date and age|1997|03|02}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Olympia Takalim
|-
| 20 || Bryce Garner || {{birth date and age|2001|12|08}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Zeitgeist Chalmersville
|-
| 25 || Phil Wearmouth || {{birth date and age|2000|05|09}} || Midfielder || {{flagicon|Denmark}} {{W|Silkeborg IF|Silkeborg}}
|-
| 9 || Ted Hill || {{birth date and age|1995|06|11}} || Forward || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Carnafarry
|-
| 10 || Byrat Meredow || {{birth date and age|1996|04|17}} || Forward || {{flagicon|United States}} {{W|San Jose Earthquakes}}
|-
| 11 || Davor Stojanovic || {{birth date and age|1992|07|04}} || Forward || [[File:Flag of Germany.svg|23px|border]] {{W|SC Freiburg|Freiburg}}
|-
| 15 || Raul Abascal || {{birth date and age|1994|11|07}} || Forward || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Olympia Takalim
|-
| 18 || Fernando Caballero || {{birth date and age|1993|08|18}} || Forward || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Internacional Las Encinas
|-
| 21 || Chris DeLuca || {{birth date and age|1998|05|13}} || Forward || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Lennoxton Eagles
|-
| 26 || Ignacio Machado || {{birth date and age|1991|06|17}} || Forward || {{flagicon|Kalseri}} Internacional Las Encinas
|}

==Brands==
Typically Kalșerian things you'd find in a KaGi.

===Food and drinks===
*LikoLoko, a bar of licorice covered in chocolate. Commercials would often feature foreigners having a bite of LikoLoko, only to be turned off by the strong licorice inside; the Kalșerian then proceeds to eat the same bar and appreciate its taste, hence the slogan "Not for arkers [foreigners]!".
*Tașa Vonhal, the national beer of Kalșeri.

===Cigarettes===
*Descubridor; the name comes from a car by Wilheimer. Rich entrepreneurs usually smoke these. 1962.
**Descubridor M; menthol cigarettes.
**Descubridor Lite.
**Descubridor Strong, which had more nicotine. Phased out in 2014 after low sales.
**Descubridor Special, featuring a special
*Hayworthsville; menthol cigarettes. 1956
**Hayworthsville {{W|Herbal cigarette|Herbal}}. Often used by non-smoking actors who play characters who smoke in movies.
*Maréchal; often associated with Cartier Island, as they were personally commissioned by Eugène Fabron. A vague smell of plums. Used to sponsor a KALMORA team. 1932.
*Poxton's. Heavy, also available in Cuban cigars. Sometimes given to foreign dignitaries until 1994. 1902.
**Poxton's Moon; Turkish tobacco. 1919.
*Schuyler. Light, American tobacco. 1971.

==Kalhan name==
In [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]], a name consists of a given name (''her''), a patronymic (''paher''), a family name (''naher'') and a name denoting the ancestral origin of the family (''nahaler'').

As an example, [[Maksimilianus Ureska]]'s traditional full name is '''Maksimilianus Petrus'ion Ureska-Finley-Rúnorsi-O'Rourke Úslarfi''':
*Maksimilianus, the given name;
*Petrus'ion, the patronymic;
*Ureska, the father's family name;
*Finley, the mother's maiden name;
*Rúnorsi, the paternal grandmother's maiden name;
*O'Rourke, the maternal grandmother's maiden name;
*Úslarfi ("from Uslar"), the origin.

Family names began to be used in the 1500s, and gradually replaced the ''nahaler'' as the legal last name. The traditional naming scheme was brought back during and after Kalșerian independence.

While the structure is usually only used by and for native Kalhan speakers, there are documented cases of ''arkagia'' (those whose main language is not Kalhan, or those who come from outside Kalșeri) making use of the traditional naming structure: Archibald Hayworth is rendered as ''Artșibaldus Jorj'ion Hayworth Enjamúlfi'' in older texts.

In 1804, influenced by Spanish customs and the relative scarcity of Kalhan last names, the mother's and the grandmothers' maiden names were added to the full name.

Another phenomenon is the Latinization of names, as bishops and intellectuals wanted to look "classier" to others. Practice started in the 1500s, dropped in the late 1800s. Examples:
*Kalhan-speaking cardinal and scholar Ioanis Filippus Lakagi (18th century) signed his letters as ''Johannes Philippus Carpentarius''.
*Professor Andréas Henagi published his works under the pseudonym ''Andreas de Coqui'', to which he later changed his birth name.

Children born outside of wedlock were given a family name taken from the either the putative father's name or the mother's name, preceded by ''ion-''. The suffix is always rendered in lower case. For instance, a child named Anna who was said to be the illegitimate child of a man named Matéus, was registered as ''Anna ion-Matéus''. Like other family names, these have become stationary over time, and as such no longer indicate that the bearers themselves are illegitimate children, only that their ancestor was one.

==Fathers of the Serigéa==
The ''father'' (Kalhan: ''par'', ''mar'' or "mother" when the leader is female) is the chief priest of the ''Serigéa'', the traditional polytheistic religion of modern-day Kalșeri. The position was first created with the Treaty of the Main Gate in 1083: the first ''par'' was Terduan, the 53rd King of Lág, establishing the identity between ''par'' and King of Lág. The position was abolished in 1542, when King Loșar II converted to Catholicism and made it the official religion of the kingdom; it was not reinstated until 1995, when Ioen Petrus Samenhal founded [[Șin Gea]], an updated iteraion of the Serigéa.

Historically based in [[Evalria]], the ''Raiseaseri'' (the main church of the Serigéa) was reinstated in Hartleyville, New Lothian in 1995.

===Pre-colonial period (1083–1542)===
#Terduan (1083–1085), regent for Malnus II.
#Malnuan II and I (1085–1101)
#Jarn II and I (1101–1135)
#Fouan III and I (1135–1161)
#Malnuan III and II (1161–1167)
#Rovuan X and I (1167–1209)
#Fouan IV (1209–1231)
#Efonan (1231–1245)
#Hema (1245–1269) Q
#Hosuan (1269–1301)
#Iunuan (1301–1313)
#Furfuan II and I (1313–1329)
#Lerfuan X and I (1329–1366)
#Jarn III and II (1366–1378)
#Kinjon (1378–1391) Q
#Lajon (1391–1407) Q
#Leduan (1407–1439)
#Furfuan III and II (1439–1461)
#Rovuan XI and II (1461–1497)
#Loșar I (1497–1515)
#Loșar II (1515–1542)

===Post-colonial period (1995–present)===
#Lerfuan II (b. Ioen Petrus Samenhal; 1995–2021)
#Iușa (b. Zoé Vemingi; 2021–present)

==Kalșerian traditional units of measurement==
Used up to 1671, and then from 1783 to 1878. Some units have survived in colloquial speech.

===Length===
*vem ("pebble"): ~3 cm
*viarón ("creek"): ~72 cm
*fla ("field"): ~97 m

===Weight===
*iem ("stone"): ~1.2 kg

===Other===
*seri ("house"): five people

==1935 Lennoxton trials==
A series of trials held throughout 1935 in [[Lennoxton, Takalim]] to determine the guilt of [[Ioen Rovuan]]'s closest advisors. There were six judges: four from Kalșeri – Sníus Meklán, Andrew Biggie, Seymour Coxbourne, John Lewis Taylor – and two from the United Kingdom – Lord Richard J. Pettyridge, and Gerald Bosworth-Tyrrell.

The trials and the other dispositions are legally called ''Kalșerian Republic v. Richard Kehrig et al.''

Defendants could be sentenced for two counts:
#Setting up and maintaining Ioen Rovuan's regime;
#Waging war against the United Kingdom.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Defendant !! Count 1 !! Count 2 !! Sentence !! Notes
|-
| Richard Kehrig || Guilty || – || 20 years || Minister of Popular Culture during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Ordered the establishment of the National Radio and thought up several censorship and {{W|lèse-majesté}} laws.
|-
| Mikaél Hoegi || – || Guilty || 5 years || Minister of Reunification during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Planned the invasion of Cape Sundervale. Released after seven years due to ill health. Died on June 19, 1963.
|-
| Jorj Tarson || – || Guilty || Acquitted || Admiral of the [[Kalșerian Navy]]. Acquitted due to his role in the resistance.
|-
| Torvald Vankius || – || Guilty || Acquitted || General of the Kalșerian Army. Acquitted due to his role in the resistance.
|-
| Ioséf K. Roniem || Guilty || Guilty || Death || Chief of the National Police Force. Ordered the persecution and public humiliation of political opponents.
|-
| John Fenway Cotts || Guilty || Guilty || Death || Double agent in Cape Sundervale for Ioen Rovuan. Helped Mikaél Hoegi plan the invasion of Cape Sundervale.
|-
| Antonius Vongi || Guilty || – || Death || Chief Justice of the paralegal National Resurrection Authority, which existed during the presidencies of Ioen Rovuan and Tomas U. Lerfe. Regularly sentenced political opponents to torture as punishment for their action.
|-
| Andrew Sadey || – || Guilty || 10 years || Head of the failed Cape Sundervale expedition through the Shanwell Strait. Routinely harassed uncooperative soldiers. Released three years into his sentence due to ill health. Died on March 7, 1939.
|-
| Navan Tórgisi || – || Indicted || ħ5,000 || Head of the planned Cape Sundervale expedition through King's Gate, which was aborted.
|-
| Henry Chandler I || Guilty || – || 10 years || Representative, brother of Ioen Rovuan. Authored the Presidency Act of 1933, which removed most restrictions from the office of President of Kalșeri. Released in 1946 as scheduled, died in 1968.
|-
| Holtan Șógisi || Guilty || – || 5 years || Journalist, founder of the pro-Ioen Rovuan ''Lennoxton Republican''. Libelled major opponents of Ioen Rovuan by spreading false accusations. The newspaper was closed shortly after the trials.
|-
| Julius Ólorsi || Indicted || – || Acquitted || Minister of Internal Affairs during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Ordered the Kalhanization of place names, the posting of pro-Ioen Rovuan manifestos and the construction of statues of Ioen Rovuan throughout the country; only the first one was effectively carried out.
|-
| Noșius Malle || Guilty || – || 5 years || Minister of Foreign Affairs during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Arranged the expulsion of several high-profile political opponents from Kalșeri and planned an invasion of {{W|Newfoundland}}.
|-
| Ionas Koșagi || Guilty || – || ħ5,000 || Journalist, founder of the pro-Ioen Rovuan ''New Evalrian Gazette'', Ambassador to {{W|Kingdom of Italy|Italy}} from 1932 to 1934. Koșagi was expelled from the Evalrian Order of Journalists, and the newspaper was closed shortly after the trials.
|-
| Abelardus Jálagi || Guilty || – || 5 years || Minister of Education during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Planned to set up a cult of Ioen Rovuan in schools, made membership in the Young National Corps mandatory, planned to create several re-education camps for political opponents.
|-
| James Horry || Guilty || Guilty || Life imprisonment || Journalist, founder of the pro-Ioen Rovuan ''Cape Sundervale Morning Star''. Leaked several hidden acces points to Cape Sundervale to Ioen Rovuan. The newspaper was closed shortly after the trials.
|-
| [[Charles Boix Rossell]] || – || Indicted || Acquitted || General of the [[Kalșerian Air Force]], Minister of War during Ioen Rovuan's presidency. Accused of planning the invasion and bombing of Cape Sundervale, Boix Rossell was acquitted due to lack of evidence.
|}

The executions were carried out by hanging, using the {{W|Hanging#long drop|long drop}}, on January 18, 1937 in the Takalim Cantonal Correctional Facility in [[Manning County, Takalim|Manning County]], near [[Martinsville, Takalim|Martinsville]].

Other dispositions were adopted:
*The National Resurrection Authority was dissolved and its reactivation was banned.
*The Movement for Action was to undergo ten years of police monitoring.

==Social Insurance Code==
The Social Insurace Code (SIC; Kalhan: ''Giasívirdokodeks'', GSK) is the {{W|national identification number}} of Kalșeri. First codified in 1981, the bill introducing the code was signed into law in 1984; adoption of the SIC was not widespread until the early 1990s.

The Code is a unique eighteen-character alphanumeric string. According to federal law, all Kalșerian citizens and foreigners living in Kalșeri for more than two years are entitled to a SIC. When stating their SIC, bearers are required by law to back up their answer by showing a valid identification document that contains a picture of the bearer.

The Social Insurance Card (colloquially the ''SIC Card'') bears the code of the individual it is issued to on the front, and the back of the card contains a list of important physical and mental conditions that the bearer has, and the seal or logo of the Department of Health of the issuing Canton.

===Structure===
The Social Insurance code is composed of seven elements:
#the first three consonants of the bearer's last name:
##If the last name has fewer than three consonants, all of the consonants are added first, and then the remaining slots are filled with as many vowels as necessary. The Kalhan letter ''Ș'' is rendered as '''X'''.
##If the last name has fewer than three characters, the remaining characters will be '''Z'''.
#the first three consonants of the bearer's first name (the provisions listed above are also applied here);
#the last two digits of the year of birth;
#a letter for the month of birth:
##J for '''J'''anuary, F for '''F'''ebruary, M for '''M'''arch, A for '''A'''pril, Y for Ma'''y''', U for J'''u'''ne, L for Ju'''l'''y, G for Au'''g'''ust, S for '''S'''eptember, C for O'''c'''tober, N for '''N'''ovember and D for '''D'''ecember.
#the two digits of the day of birth;
#the municipal code of the place of birth (one letter representing the canton followed by three digits);
##For foreign-born citizens, the municipal code starts with '''Z'''.
#the gender indicator ('''M''' for males, '''F''' for females, '''X''' for non-binary or transitioning code holders);
##'''X''' as a gender indicator was added in 2018.
#the sum of all digits.

Should the resulting code already be in use, a distinguishing letter is added. M, F and X are not used as distinguishing letters.

===Examples===
For instance, the SIC of a man called John Smith, born on January 1, 1990 in Uslar, Evalria, would be SMTJHN90J01E008M18, assuming that no John Smith born in the same place and on January 1 of either 1890 or 1990 has claimed the code.

[[Archibald Hayworth]], first president of Kalșeri, was used by the Government as an example to explain how the code is calculated: had he been alive by the time the SIC was introduced, his code would have been HWRRCH31L12K054M16.

==Cantonal stuff==
===Mottos===
*Cape Sundervale: ''Into Your hands I commit My Spirit'' (Luke 23:46)
*Cartier Island: ''Je sers'' (French; "I serve")
*Chalmersville: ''Inseparabilis et indomitus'' (Latin; "Inseparable and unsubdued")
*Evalria: ''Audemus'' (Latin; "We dare")
*Janval: ''Das Herz lügt nicht'' (German; "The heart does not lie")
*Lág: ''Umiltà e determinazione'' (Italian; "Humility and determination")
*Kalúen: ''Acta, non verba'' (Latin; "Deeds, not words")
*New Kerry: ''For our homeland''
*New Lothian: ''All for my land''
*San Rafael: ''Trabajo y Providencia'' (Spanish; "Work and Providence")
*Takalim: ''{{W|Eleftheria i thanatos|Ελευθερία ή θάνατος}}'' (Greek; "Freedom or death")
*Tigupoke: ''Simplex et sincerus'' (Latin; "Simple and sincere")
*Urgel: ''Industry''

===Name etymologies===
*Cape Sundervale: James Theseus Sundervale, baron Sundervale, who served as first Governor of the Territory.
*Cartier Island: after {{W|Jacques Cartier}}, who first discovered the island in 1534.
*Chalmersville: Andrew Chalmers, Minister of Internal Affairs, 1783–1789.
*Evalria: ''eșan falseria'', i.e. the three obelisks built at the behest of Rovuan the Conqueror.
*Janval: disputed.
#Corruption of ''janhal'', "hill country".
#Dervied from ''Șin {{W|Valais|Wallis}}'' (New Valais).
#Corruption of ''Jaronhal'', "place of [the] Jarron [river]".
*Kalúen: from the homonymous river, itself probably derived from ''kailia-lun'', "flatland of the quails"
*Lág: dervied from the ancient pre-colonial kingdom of Lág, in turn derived from the name of the tribe that established it; this name was in turn derived from ''flagia'', "the tribe of the flatlands".
*New Kerry: popular name for the territory by its inhabitans, as the landscape resembled that of {{W|County Kerry}} in Ireland; it was officially acknowledged for the first time by Edward Clanachan, one of the signatories of the 1778 Kalșerian Delcaration of Independence.
*New Lothian: unofficial name given to the territory by {{W|Scotland|Scottish}} immigrants; it was made official in 1794, with the Carnafarry Statute.
*Quincollia: from ''quinque colles'', Latin for "five hills".
*San Rafael: from the Cathedral of Saint Raphael in Loskaf, named this way because it allegedly held its first mass on October 24, 1545.
*Tigupoke: {{W|Miꞌkmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''tgupoq'', "bubbling spring".
*Takalim: ''takhaliem'', "mountain of the limestone place".
*Urgel: ''urigiahal'', "place of the young tribe".

===Nicknames===
*Cape Sundervale: ''The Little Big Canton''
*Cartier Island: ''The Ocean Canton''
*Chalmersville: ''The Gulf Canton''
*Evalria: ''The One and Only'' (official), ''The Kremlin Canton''
*Janval: ''The Volunteer Canton'' (official), ''The Cheese Canton''
*Kalúen: ''The Great Plains Canton'' (official), ''The Night Life Canton''
*Lág: ''The Grassland Canton''
*New Kerry: ''The Emerald Canton''
*New Lothian: ''The Land of Wonder''
*San Rafael: ''The Pleiades Canton''
*Tigupoke: ''The Simple Life Canton''
*Takalim: ''The Limestone Canton''
*Urgel: ''The Three Waters Canton''

Quincollia has yet to adopt a nickname.

==Kalșerian car brands==
===Active===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Company !! Founded !! Founder !! Headquarters !! CEO !! Types of vehicles !! Parent company
|-
| Wilheimer|| 1899 || John F. Wilheimer I || [[Westphalia, Lág|Westphalia, LG]] || Ryan Wilheimer (since 2017) || {{W|Mid-size car|Mid-size}}, {{W|Compact car|compact}} and {{W|subcompact car}}s || [[WilMeck Inc.]]
|-
| Cassini Motors || 1946 || Aurelio Cassini || [[Siena, Takalim|Siena, TK]] || James O'Feeney || {{W|Sports car}}s || WilMeck, Inc. (17.8%)
|-
| Mecklenburger Trucks || 1919 || J. Edward Schwarzkopf || [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen, LG]] || Iákomus Ólorsi || {{W|Bus}}es, {{W|minibus}}es, {{W|multi-stop truck}}s, {{W|pickup truck}}s, {{W|tow truck}}s and {{W|van}}s || WilMeck Inc.
|-
| Preston Motors || 1900 || Thomas P. Preston || [[New Smyrna, Takalim|New Smyrna, TK]] || Steve Yeats || {{W|Full-size car}}s, {{W|limousine}}s || WilMeck Inc.
|-
| [[Rinascita Motor Company]] || 2018 || Joseph McIntyre || [[Aduomka, New Lothian|Aduomka, NL]] || Dave Hankel || {{W|Electric vehicle|Electric}} {{W|compact car}}s, {{W|subcompact car}}s and {{W|Roadster (automobile)|roadsters}} || McIntyre Investment Group
|-
| [[Bykerk Auto Works]] || 1997 || Steve Bykerk || [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone, TK]] || Steve Bykerk || {{W|Sports car}}s and {{W|supercar}}s || Independent
|-
| Rodeo Beach Cars || 1966 || Rolandus Iengi || [[Allentown, Kalúen|Allentown, KL]] || Teodora Iengi || {{W|Dune buggy|Dune buggies}}, custom cars || Independent
|-
| [[Calanserica Motor Group]] || 1936 || Government of Kalșeri || [[Aitkenville, Lág|Aitkenville, LG]] || Pete Fabbri || Full-size, mid-size and compact cars, SUVs, pickup trucks || Government of Kalșeri (1936–1991) Independent (1991–2010) Green Hills Capital (2010–present)
|-
| Stag || 1904 || Edward Stanley Hart || Aitkenville, LG || Sherman Johnstone || Full-size and mid-size cars || Calanserica Motor Group
|-
| Alwyn || 1902 || Joseph Alwyn || Aitkenville, LG || Patricia Watt || Mid-size, compact and subcompact cars || Calanserica Motor Group
|-
| Knight || 1919 || Edmond Quigley || [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore, KL]] || Jon Sturridge || Full-size cars and SUVs || Calanserica Motor Group
|-
| Lowden || 1926 || William Knotts || [[Geeseekulkoo, New Lothian|Geeseekulkoo, LN]] || Doug DeLuigi || Pick-up trucks || Calanserica Motor Group
|-
| Urigi || 1913 || Demostenes Urigi || [[Ebsdorf, Janval|Ebsdorf, JV]] || Tom May || Trucks and trolleybuses || Independent
|}

Calanserica Motor Group: founded by the Government to inject new life into struggling brands and bring order in the wild market. Privatized in 1991 by the Garner Government, avoided bankruptcy with an acquisition by Green Hills Capital in 2010.

===Defunct===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Company !! Founded !! Founder !! Headquarters !! Last CEO !! Types of vehicles !! Parent company !! Folded !! Fate
|-
| [[Griston-Hazelton Cars]] || 1901 || Gideon Griston and Richard Hazelton || [[Hartleyville, New Lothian|Hartleyville, LN]] || Joseph McIntyre || Compact cars {{W|Rebadging|Rebadged}} {{W|Opel}} cars || {{W|General Motors}} (1947–2006) || 2006 || Brand retired in favor of Opel
|-
| Sagitta Motors || 1913 || Hugh DenUyl || [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy, KL]] || Roger Dodd || Full-size cars || Independent || 1975 || Acquired by Preston Motors
|-
| Cortés || 1906 || Robert Phibbs || [[Sappejahamick, Evalria|Sappejahamick, EV]] || Carl Phibbs || Full-size cars || Independent (1906–1936) Calanserica Motor Groups (1936–1937) || 1937 || Brand retired in favor of Stag
|-
| Wylie || 1911 || J. Ernest Wylie || [[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill, TG]] || J. Ernest Wylie || Full-size cars || Independent (1911–1936) Calanserica Motor Groups (1936–1943) || 1943 || Brand retired in favor of Stag
|-
| Spada Motors || 1910 || Antonino Spada Sr. || [[Hampshire, Evalria|Hampshire, EV]] || Antonino Spada Jr. || Compact cars || Independent (1910–1936) Calanserica Motor Groups (1936–1951) || 1951 || Brand retired in favor of Alwyn
|-
| Mountaineer Trucks || 1918 || Gideon McCulloch || [[Eustace, Quincollia|Eustace, QN]] || Gideon McCulloch || Pickup trucks, buses || Independent (1918–1936) Calanserica Motor Groups (1936–1941) || 1941 || Brand retired in favor of Lowden
|}

==Kalșerian universities==
===Multi-cantonal===
The following universities have at least one campus in several cantons.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Headquarters !! Founded !! Language !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[Finisterra University]] || [[Land's End, Kalúen]] [[Finisterra, Tigupoke]] || 1821 || English Kalhan || Private || [[Church of Kalșeri]] || General interest || [[Finisterra Seafarers|Seafarers]] || {{Color box|#e60000}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}}
|-
| [[Italian University of Kalșeri]] || [[Siena, Takalim]] [[Piombino, Lág]] || 1916 || English Italian || Private || Catholic || General interest || [[ItalKal Gladiators|Gladiators]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#169F5D}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#D6414C}}
|}

===Cape Sundervale===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Headquarters !! Founded !! Language !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[Sundronian University]] || [[Kingsport, Cape Sundervale]] || 1795 || English || Public || Anglican || General interest || [[Sundronian Crimson|Crimson]] || {{Color box|#8E354D}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Cape Sundervale Cantonal University]] || [[Lily, Cape Sundervale]] || 1858 || English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Cape Sundervale Golden Eagles|Golden Eagles]] || {{Color box|#FFD200}} {{Color box|#A90E89}}
|-
| [[Polytechnic University of Cape Sundervale]] || [[Holbrook, Cape Sundervale]] || 1933 || English || Public || Nonsectarian || {{W|Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics}} || [[Cape Sundervale Poly Bobcats|Bobcats]] || {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Kingsport || [[Kingsport, Cape Sundervale]] || 1993 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Kingsport Bolts|Bolts]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|}

===Cartier Island===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Headquarters !! Founded !! Language !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[University of Cartier Island]] || [[Henriville, Cartier Island]] || 1803 || French English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Cartier Island Dukes|Dukes]] (''Ducs'') || {{Color box|#182A42}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Augé University]] || [[Plage-Royale, Cartier Island]] || 1829 || French || Private || Catholic || Liberal arts || [[Augé Cyclones|Cyclones]] || {{Color box|#7DB2FA}} {{Color box|#8E354D}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Cartier Island Institute of Technology]] || [[Plage-Royale, Cartier Island]] || 1835 || French English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics || [[CI Tech Peregrines|Peregrines]] (''Pèlerins'') || {{Color box|#1E683F}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#937E24}}
|-
| [[North Cartier Island University]] || [[Dax, Cartier Island]] || 1846 || French || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[North Cartier Island Lancers|Lancers]] (''Lanciers'') || {{Color box|#c00}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Henriville || Henriville, Cartier Island || 1857 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Henriville Wolfpack|Wolfpack]] (''Meute'') || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Forster University]] || [[Baie-de-Chanvel, Cartier Island]] || 1879 || English French || Private || Anglican || General interest || [[Forster Hedgehogs|Hedgehogs]] (''Hérissons'') || {{Color box|#FF5500}}
|-
| [[New Alderney University]] || [[Pinède, Cartier Island]] || 1902 || French English Kalhan || Private || [[Church of Kalșeri]] || General interest || [[New Alderney Barons|Barons]] || {{Color box|#29548E}} {{Color box|#FFD200}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|}

===Chalmersville===
+ University of Chalmersville (Raiders) 
+ CoK (Rams) 
+ Catholic 
+ STEM 
+ Liberal arts 
+ Protestant 
+ Kalhan National University at Norwich

===Evalria===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Location !! Founded !! Language !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[University of Evalria]] || [[Sappejahamick, Evalria]] || 1769 || English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Evalria Cosmos|Cosmos]] || {{Color box|#CE3244}} {{Color box|#FFE156}}
|-
| [[National University of New Leeds]] || [[Hampshire, Evalria]] || 1783 || English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[New Leeds Blue Hounds|Blue Hounds]] || {{Color box|#18A6E1}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Pan-Evalrian University]] || [[Hampshire, Evalria]] || 1791 || English || Private || Anglican || Liberal arts || [[Pan-Evalrian Lionhearts|Lionhearts]] || {{Color box|#3399ff}} {{Color box|#ff0000}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Sellers-Casey University]] || [[Tașarél, Evalria]] || 1823 || English || Private || Nonsectarian || Economics and mathematics || [[Sellers-Casey Suns|Suns]] || {{Color box|#FFDD00}} {{Color box|#0052cc}}
|-
| [[St. Mary's College of Evalria]] || [[Maryshill, Evalria]] || 1831 || English || Private || Catholic || Liberal arts || [[St. Mary Br'ers|Br'ers]] || {{Color box|#B41A47}}
|-
| [[University of Western Evalria]] || [[Uslar, Evalria]] || 1839 || English || Private || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Western Evalria Riverhawks|Riverhawks]] || {{Color box|#293B62}} {{Color box|#939393}} {{Color box|#B41A22}}
|-
| [[Gilpin University]] || Hampshire, Evalria || 1844 || Kalhan || Private || [[Church of Kalșeri]] || Liberal arts || [[Gilpin Dragons|Dragons]] || {{Color box|#CF3C44}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Evalrian Academy of Beautiful Arts]] || [[Sappejahamick, Evalria]] || 1856 || English Kalhan || Private || Nonsectarian || {{W|Visual arts|Visual}} and {{W|performing arts}} || - || {{Color box|#e68a00}} {{Color box|#000}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Evanstown || [[Evanstown, Evalria]] || 1857 || Kalhan || Private || Catholic || Liberal arts || [[KNU Evanstown Hornets|Hornets]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Evalria Institute of Technology]] || [[Gwastatir, Evalria]] || 1881 || English Kalhan || Private || Nonsectarian || Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics || [[Evalria Tech Titans|Titans]] || {{Color box|#00AE4F}} {{Color box|#000}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[Pontifical University of Evalria]] || [[Maryshill, Evalria]] || 1893 || English Kalhan || Private {{W|Pontifical university|pontifical}} || Catholic || Liberal arts || - || {{Color box|#3EC5FA}} {{Color box|#932F2E}}
|}

===Janval===
+ University of Janval (Devils) 
+ CoK (Hillstars) 
+ Catholic (Javvers) 
+ STEM (Coyotes) 
+ Liberal arts 
+ Bremen 
+ Gulfport 
+ North Janval 
+ Baptist 
+ Northern Development 
+ Agricultural School 
+ German-backed 
+ Kalhan National University at Calvary Hill 
+ Kalhan National University at Hutchinson (Éfongia) 
+ Kalhan National University at Gulfport 
+ Kalhan National University at Bremen

===Kalúen===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Location !! Founded !! Language !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Percy || [[Percy, Kalúen]] || 1777 || English Kalúen || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Kalúen Rovers|Rovers]] || {{Color box|#1FB763}} {{Color box|#1277B2}}
|-
| [[Rosby Bay University]] || [[Rosby, Kalúen]] || 1794 || English Kalúen || Private || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Rosby Bay Panthers|Panthers]] || {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}}
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Goldshore || [[Goldshore, Kalúen]] || 1819 || English || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UKal Goldshore Bears|Bears]] || {{Color box|#009933}} {{Color box|#e60000}}
|-
| [[Nelson University]] || [[Stevesland, Kalúen]] || 1836 || English || Private || [[Church of Kalșeri]] || General interest || [[Nelson Wildcats|Wildcats]] || {{Color box|#C99632}} {{Color box|#fff}} {{Color box|#000}}
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Hayworthsville || [[Hayworthsville, Kalúen]] || 1841 || English Kalúen || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Hayworthsville Spartans|Spartans]] || {{Color box|#1FB763}} {{Color box|#1277B2}}
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Maidstone || [[Maidstone, Kalúen]] || 1848 || English Kalúen || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UKal Maidstone Minutemen|Minutemen]] || {{Color box|#1FB763}} {{Color box|#1277B2}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Falșak || [[Falșak, Kalúen]] || 1857 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Falșak Aardvarks|Aardvarks]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Percy || Percy, Kalúen || 1857 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Percy Bullfrogs|Bullfrogs]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Goldshore || Goldshore, Kalúen || 1857 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Goldshore Owls|Owls]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Kalhan National University]] at Watermill || [[Watermill, Kalúen]] || 1857 || Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Liberal arts || [[KNU Watermill Stunners|Stunners]] || {{Color box|#242957}} {{Color box|#E4AA00}}
|-
| [[Sayooville University]] || [[Sayooville, Kalúen]] || 1858 || English || Private || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Sayooville Wranglers|Wranglers]] || {{Color box|#1E1B6D}} {{Color box|#A97B27}}
|-
| [[Watkins University]] || [[Hayworthsville, Kalúen]] || 1861 || English || Private || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Watkins Gauchos and Lady Gauchos|Gauchos and Lady Gauchos]] || {{Color box|#0066ff}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Chester || [[Chester, Kalúen]] || 1866 || English Kalúen || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UKal Chester Tritons|Tritons]] || {{Color box|#1FB763}} {{Color box|#1277B2}}
|-
| [[University of Kalúen]] at Pritchard || [[Pritchard, Kalúen]] || 1873 || English Kalúen || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UKal Pritchard Marauders|Marauders]] || {{Color box|#1FB763}} {{Color box|#1277B2}}
|-
| [[Kalúen Polytechnic University]] || [[Maidstone, Kalúen]] || 1885 || English Kalhan || Public || Nonsectarian || Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics || [[Kalúen Poly Gophers|Gophers]] || {{Color box|#D4000B}} {{Color box|#000}}
|-
| [[Daugherty Agrarian College]] || [[Maidstone, Kalúen]] || 1952 || English || Private || Nonsectarian || Agriculture, biology || [[Daugherty Cowboys and Cowgirls|Cowboys and Cowgirls]] || {{Color box|#32621A}} {{Color box|#fff}}
|}

+ Thyssen (Lutheran) 
+ Barlow (Baptist) 
+ Kalhan National University at Falșak 
+ Kalhan National University at Percy 
+ Kalhan National University at Goldshore 
+ Kalhan National University at Watermill 
+ Eastern Kalúen Rural Development College (Hunter, Edo County, KL)
+ Western Kalúen Rural Development College (Preston, Roniem Beach County, KL)

===Lág===
+ University of Lág-Branbury (Hurricanes) 
+ University of Lág-Rișen (Flatlanders) 
+ University of Lág-Piombino (Green Knights) 
+ University of Lág-Emin (Mean Grean) 
+ University of Lág-Cavantown (Elks) 
+ University of Lág-Clovis 
+ Northern Lág College (Symington) 
+ Lágan Atlantic University (Stonebridge) 
+ Catholic (north) 
+ Catholic (south) 
+ CoK 
+ Lutheran 
+ Agrarian 
+ STEM 
+ Affordable university in the Belt 
+ Kalhan National University at Westphalia

===New Kerry===
+ UoNK Carnafarry (Blue Jays) 
+ UoNK Treetoor (Panthers) 
+ UoNK Achill County 
+ Catholic 
+ CoK 
+ Anglican 
+ Kalhan National University at Carnafarry 
+ Agrarian 
+ STEM 
+ Finleyton 
+ Treetoor 
+ Cranston
+ Pontifical university

===New Lothian===
+ UoLN Hartleyville (Skyblues) 
+ UoLN Nuiarél (Warriors) 
+ UoLN Varșvai (Hares) 
+ CoK 
+ Catholic 
+ Agrarian 
+ STEM 
+ Kalhan National University at Hartleyville 
+ Bayside University (Garry, LN)

===Quincollia===
+ UoQ (Mountaineers) 
+ CoK (New Cromartyshire) 
+ Catholic 
+ Baptist 
+ Agrarian 
+ STEM 
+ Kalhan National University at Vemín

===San Rafael===
+ UoSR Las Encinas (Snow Leopards) 
+ UoSR Loskaf (Blue Wave) 
+ CoK 
+ Catholic 
+ Baptist 
+ Agrarian 
+ STEM 
+ Kalhan National University at Entre Colinas 
+ Kalhan National University at Cecilton 
+ Jardines

===Takalim===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Name !! Location !! Founded !! Type !! Religious affiliation (historical) !! Focus !! Nickname !! Colors
|-
| [[University of Takalim]] at Lennoxton || [[Lennoxton, Takalim]] || 1779 || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[Takalim Tigers|Tigers]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[University of Takalim]] at Siena || [[Siena, Takalim]] || 1803 || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UTak Siena Roosters|Roosters]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[University of Takalim]] at Folkestone || [[Folkestone, Takalim]] || 1803 || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UTak Folkestone Bison|Bison]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[University of Takalim]] at Quaint || [[Quaint, Takalim]] || 1832 || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UTak Quaint Knights|Knights]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[Takalese Rural College System]] || [[Murphyville, Takalim]] [[Folkestone, Takalim]] || 1857 || Private || Nonsectarian || Agriculture, biology || [[TRCS Bulls]] || {{Color box|#38bd54}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}}
|-
| [[University of Takalim]] at Hot Springs || [[Hot Springs, Takalim]] || 1879 || Public || Nonsectarian || General interest || [[UTak Hot Springs Chiefs|Chiefs]] || {{Color box|#008ae6}} {{Color box|#ffcc00}} {{Color box|#f00}}
|-
| [[Polytechnic School of Takalim]] || Lennoxton, Takalim || 1895 || Public || Nonsectarian || Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics || [[Takalim Poly Badgers|Badgers]] || {{Color box|#E12416}} {{Color box|#242957}}
|}

+ [[Church of Kalșeri]] Lennoxton, Almeria, Sherwin 
+ Lutheran 
+ Gannville 
+ Mount Takal University (Ryderton) 
+ Addison 
+ Catholic 
+ Inverness 
+ Kalhan National University at Babbidgeville 
+ Kalhan National University at Sawmills 
+ Kalhan National University at Folkestone 

===Tigupoke===
+ UTig Cowhill (Rustlers) 
+ UTig Cape Scorpion (Cougars) 
+ CoK (Forsyth County) 
+ Catholic 
+ Baptist 
+ Agrarian+STEM 
+ Kalhan National University at Cowhill 
+ Cape Scorpion

===Urgel===
+ UoUR St. Adrian (Red Lions) 
+ UoUR Whiteriver 
+ UoUR Bournemouth 
+ UoUR New Sparta 
+ UoUR Caesarea 
+ CoK Haverton 
+ CoK Breckinridge 
+ Catholic 
+ Baptist 
+ Agrarian+STEM 
+ Kalhan National University at St. Adrian 
+ Kalhan National University at Mendie 
+ Kalhan National University at Ipswich 
+ Exeter

===Conferences===
*Capital Conference (Sundronian, UoCI, UChalm, UoEV, New Leeds, UJ, UKal-Percy, ULG-Branbury, UoNK-Carns, UoLN-Harts, UQ, USR-Las Encinas, UTak-Lex, Tak Poly, UTig-Cowhill, Urgel-St. Adrian)
*North Kalhan league (add non-KNU Kalhan-speaking universities)
*South Kalhan league (add non-KNU Kalhan-speaking universities)
*North (CI, CS, NK)
*Takalim
*Central (EV, LG, CH)
*SR, UR
*LN, QN, Eastern Kalúen
*Western Kalúen, JV, TG
*Conference for fancy private colleges
*Catholic conference
*Church of Kalșeri

NCAA equivalent: seeded 64-team tournament for each discipline

Disciplines:
*association football
*baseball (men)
*basketball
*gridiron football
*ice hockey
*martial arts
*rowing
*softball (women)
*swimming and diving
*tennis
*track and field
*volleyball
*wrestling (men)

==Kalșerian order of precedence==
#The [[President of Kalșeri|President]] ([[Jim Babich]])
#The [[Vice President of Kalșeri|Vice President]] ([[Maia Filisi]])
#Former Presidents, in order of election:
##[[Phil Garner]] (1989–1999)
##[[Alejandra Ríos Soriano]] (1999–2004)
##[[Robert Havlichek]] (2004–2009)
##[[Sebastianus Linș]] (2009–2014)
##[[Maksimilianus Ureska]] (2014–2021)
#The High Summoner ([[Diego Y. Morelos]])
#The President of the [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senate]] ([[Lisa Smithson]])
#The President pro tempore of the Senate ([[Filippus Narasi]])
#Former High Summoners, in order of appointment
##[[Pete Garnier]] (1982–1987)
##[[Thomas Bachmann]] (1987–1992)
##[[Dave Robbins]] (1992–1997)
##[[Quentin Cosworth]] (1997–2007)
##[[John Y. Kegg]] (2007–2012)
##[[Cassandra Newell]] (2012–2020)
#Perpetual High Councillors who are not former Presidents
#Members of the Presidential Cabinet
#The Chief Justice of Kalșeri ([[Thomas Haufer]])
#Associate justices of the Supreme Court of Kalșeri, in order of appointment
#Retired chief justices
#Retired associate justices of the Supreme Court
#Senators
#[[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|Representatives]]
#Ambassadors to and from Kalșeri
#Governors of cantons
#Former governors
#Members of the cantonal legislature
#Mayors
#Former mayors
#Members of the municipal legislature

2026 Kalșerian presidential election

2026-08-19T09:43:24Z

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| title = Incumbent President
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An election to determine the [[President of Kalșeri]] is scheduled to take place on September 20, 2026. Incumbent President [[Richard Nakamura]], elected in [[2019 Kalșerian presidential election|2019]], is {{W|term limit|term-limited}} and cannot seek a second term.

The [[2026 Kalșerian referendum|2026 referendum on medical conscientious objection]] is scheduled to be held on the same day as the presidential election.

==Background==
Richard Nakamura, [[Ministry of Internal Affairs (Kalșeri)|Minister of Internal Affairs]] under [[Alejandra Ríos Soriano]], was elected President of Kalșeri in 2019, defeating [[Social Cooperation Party of Kalșeri|Social Cooperation]] candidate [[Lillie Morrison]]. Nakamura was the fourth President in a row to be a member of the [[Liberal Democratic Party of Kalșeri|Liberal Democratic Party]], after [[Ionas Miagi]] (1998–2005), [[Maude Haughey]] (2005–2012) and [[Dave Robinson]] (2012–2019).

Months into Nakamura's term, Kalșeri faced the outbreak of the [[COVID-19 pandemic in Kalșeri|COVID-19 pandemic]]. Nakamura called for mandatory vaccinations for access to federally-owned buildings, and initially proposed enforcing lockdowns at a federal level to curb the spread of the virus; he later revised his stance to allow [[Cantons of Kalșeri|cantons]] to enact restrictions to free movement on a case-by-case basis. Nationwide lockdowns were enacted only if the number of positive cases reached a threshold set by the [[Kalșerian Disease Prevention Center]]. Nakamura spoke of the pandemic as "an unprecedented case in Kalșerian history from which we all have a duty to learn", and criticized {{W|vaccine hesitancy}} movements and proponents of {{W|COVID-19 misinformation|misinformation about the disease}}.

In late 2021, following the collapse of the [[Second Ureska government]], Nakamura appointed [[Frank Zanin]], an economist with no party affiliation or seat in Congress, as [[Prime Minister of Kalșeri|Prime Minister]]. Although the [[Charter of Kalșeri|Charter]] states that the President is allowed to nominate anyone as Prime Minister, in practice, the leader of the party or coalition with the largest number of seats in [[Congress of Kalșeri|Congress]] had always been nominated Prime Minister prior to that point. Nakamura defended his decision, citing the critical circumstance brought on by the pandemic. The Social Cooperation Party expressed initial doubt over the appointment, but voted in favor of its approval. The [[National Democratic Party of Kalșeri|National Democratic]]–[[Reform Party of Kalșeri|Reform]] block openly criticized Nakamura's appointment of a political outsider and called for a constitutional amendment to require the appointee to the position of Prime Minister to be a member of Congress. The [[Prime Minister Nomination Act]], popularly known as the "[[Steve Jurgensen|Jurgensen]] Act", was drafted to that effect and submitted in March 2023, but died in committee; if approved, the Act would have triggered a constitutional referendum.

Nakamura's alleged personal involvement in helping his son [[Kenny Nakamura|Kenny]] be elected to the [[Senate of Kalșeri]] [[2022 Kalșerian general election|in 2022]] constituted another point of controversy. Both [[Kalșerians for Change]] and the National Democratic Party called for both Richard and Kenny Nakamura to resign, which persisted after a Senate investigation in 2024 found no wrongdoing from either the President or Senator Nakamura.

==Procedure==
To run for President, an individual must be at least 35 years old and a Kalșerian citizen from birth. Candidates must also gather 7,500 signatures in total and reach the threshold of one-thousandth of the cantonal population in at least five cantons by forty days before election day, and pay a [[Kalșerian hem|ħ]]10,000 deposit, which is refunded if they surpass 1% of votes. After being validated by the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]], each candidate is entitled to a budget of up to ħ2,000,000 for their campaign. Candidates representing parties with at least five seats in Congress are exempt from collecting signatures.

Parties often hold internal selections in mid-July, to determine their official candidate for the election. Primaries usually only take place if two or more people have declared their intention to run for President under the same party. The criteria for participating in the internal selection differ among parties.

The President is elected by the people using a system semi-{{W|optional preferential voting}}, wherein voters must rank at least two candidates for their vote to be considered valid. Like all nationwide elections and referendums in Kalșeri, voting in presidential elections is {{W|Compulsory voting|compulsory}}. Early voting is available from August 20 to September 13.

Prospective candidates may form an exploratory committee, which assesses the political and financial feasibility of a hypothetical candidacy to a political office.

==Candidates==
===Successfully nominated===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan=2|Party !! Candidate !! Canton !! Date of nomination !! Signatures
|-
| bgcolor=#FFE712| || [[Libertarian Party of Kalșeri|Libertarian]] || '''[[Bobby Blanchard Jr.]]'''{{efn|Independent, sponsored by the party.}} {{small|(born 1978)}} {{Unbulleted list|[[Tigupoke Cantonal Council|Cantonal Councillor]] for Sports and Culture (since 2021)|Former [[KALMORA Main Series]] driver}} || {{flag|Tigupoke}} || July 4, 2026 || ''Exempt''
|-
| bgcolor=#D4D4D4| || [[Kalșerian Movement for Action|Movement for Action]] || '''[[Henry Chandler II]]''' {{small|(born 1982)}} {{Unbulleted list|[[Senate of Kalșeri|Senator]] for [[Quincollia]] (since 2022)}} || {{flag|Quincollia}} || July 5, 2026 || {{formatnum:55651}}, threshold reached in every canton
|-
| bgcolor=#E71F94| || [[Progressive Party of Kalșeri|Progressive]] || '''[[Amanda St. John]]''' {{small|(born 1979)}} {{Unbulleted list|[[House of Representatives of Kalșeri|Representative]] for the Chalmersville Proportional Representation Block (since 2022)}} || {{flag|Chalmersville}} || July 5, 2026 || {{formatnum:49182}}, threshold reached in every canton except {{abbr|CI|Cartier Island}}, {{abbr|QN|Quincollia}}
|-
| bgcolor=#250E86| || [[National Democratic Party of Kalșeri|National Democratic]]{{efn|Supported by the [[Reform Party of Kalșeri|Reform Party]].}} || '''[[Corinne Howe]]''' {{small|(born 1969)}} {{Unbulleted list|[[Ministry of Justice (Kalșeri)|Minister of Justice]] (2022–2023)}} || {{flag|San Rafael}} || July 12, 2026 || ''Exempt''
|-
| bgcolor=#D7283E| || [[Social Cooperation Party of Kalșeri|Social Cooperation]]{{efn|Supported by [[Kalșerians for Change]].}} || '''[[Lauren Krzysztofowicz]]''' {{small|(born 1971)}} {{Unbulleted list|[[Senate of Kalșeri|Senator]] for [[Chalmersville]] (since 2014)}} || {{flag|Chalmersville}} || July 12, 2026 || ''Exempt''
|-
| bgcolor=#9FC5E8| || [[Christian Democratic Reunion]] || '''[[Hannah O'Dougherty]]''' {{small|(born 1962)}} {{Unbulleted list|Leader of the Christian Democratic Reunion (since 2017)}} || {{flag|New Kerry}} || July 18, 2026 || {{formatnum:13490}}, threshold reached in {{abbr|CS|Cape Sundervale}}, {{abbr|CI|Cartier Island}}, {{abbr|CH|Chalmersville}}, {{abbr|QN|Quincollia}}, {{abbr|TG|Tigupoke}}
|-
| bgcolor=#0052DF| || [[Liberal Democratic Party of Kalșeri|Liberal Democratic]]{{efn|Supported by the [[Conservative Party of Cape Sundervale]].}} || '''[[Iosefina Malsi]]''' {{small|(born 1964)}} {{Unbulleted list|[[Senate of Kalșeri|Senator]] for [[Takalim]] (since 2014)}} || {{flag|Takalim}} || July 19, 2026 || ''Exempt''
|-
| bgcolor=#AEFF43| || [[Farmers' Party (Kalșeri)|Farmers']] || '''[[Mikael Barjalgi]]''' {{small|(born 1972)}} {{Unbulleted list|Speaker of the [[New Kerry Cantonal Assembly]] (2015–2023)}} || {{flag|New Kerry}} || July 19, 2026 || {{formatnum:76593}}, threshold reached in every canton
|-
| bgcolor=#fff | || Independent || '''[[Kalistus ion-Hișan]]''' {{small|(born 1981)}} {{Unbulleted list|Former boxer}} || {{flag|Kalúen}} || July 25, 2026 || {{formatnum:26232}}, threshold reached in {{abbr|JV|Janval}}, {{abbr|KL|Kalúen}}, {{abbr|LN|New Lothian}}, {{abbr|QN|Quincollia}}, {{abbr|TK|Takalim}}, {{abbr|TG|Tigupoke}}
|-
| bgcolor=darkturquoise | || [[Forward Kalșeri]] || '''[[Rick Garner]]''' {{small|(born 1973)}} {{Unbulleted list|[[Mayor of Chalmersville]] (2021–2026)}} || {{flag|Chalmersville}} || July 25, 2026 || {{formatnum:38799}}, threshold reached in {{abbr|CI|Cartier Island}}, {{abbr|CH|Chalmersville}}, {{abbr|KL|Kalúen}}, {{abbr|LG|Lág}}, {{abbr|QN|Quincollia}}
|-
| bgcolor=dodgerblue | || [[Wexit]] || '''[[George Krueger]]''' {{small|(born 1958)}} {{Unbulleted list|Founder and leader of Wexit}} || {{flag|Janval}} || July 25, 2026 || {{formatnum:23108}}, threshold reached in {{abbr|JV|Janval}}, {{abbr|KL|Kalúen}}, {{abbr|LN|New Lothian}}, {{abbr|QN|Quincollia}}, {{abbr|TG|Tigupoke}}
|-
| bgcolor=#939| || [[Seri Ralagiau]] || '''[[Lando Espișagi]]''' {{small|(born 1986)}} {{Unbulleted list|Columnist for the ''[[Iohenkinxirdonia]]''|Leader of Seri Ralagiau (since 2022)}} || {{flag|Urgel}} || July 26, 2026 || {{formatnum:43561}}, threshold reached in every canton
|-
| bgcolor=#f00| || [[Communist Party of Kalșeri|Communist]] || '''[[R. Alden Blythe]]''' {{small|(born 1976)}} {{Unbulleted list|University professor}} || {{flag|Lág}} || July 26, 2026 || {{formatnum:16758}}, threshold reached in {{abbr|CS|Cape Sundervale}}, {{abbr|CH|Chalmersville}}, {{abbr|EV|Evalria}}, {{abbr|LG|Lág}}, {{abbr|TK|Takalim}}, {{abbr|TG|Tigupoke}}
|}

===Insufficient signatures===
The following individuals failed to reach the signature threshold to run.

; Independents
*James D'Amato (LG), blogger and anti-digital currency activist
*[[Roger Osmond]] ([[Kalúen|KL]]), actor
*[[Kyle Ross]] ([[New Lothian|LN]]), former association football player
*[[Ashley Steck]] (TK), entrepreneur and television host

===Declined===
The following individuals publicly stated that they would not seek a presidential candidacy.

; Liberal Democratic Party
*[[Jim Babich]] (CH), Prime Minister since 2022
*[[Lois Cole]] (JV), Representative for the Janval Proportional Representation Block since 2009
*[[Betty Long]] (TG), Senator for Tigupoke since 2004
*[[Sebastianus Linș]] (EV), Prime Minister from 2009 to 2014
*[[Henry McIntyre]] (LN), [[Governor of New Lothian]] since 2018
*[[Kenny Nakamura]] (KL), Senator for Kalúen since 2022
*[[Alan Parr]] (UR), leader of the Liberal Democratic Party from 2014 to 2018
*[[Clive O'Hanrahan]] (NK), Representative for [[New Kerry South]] since 2014

; Social Cooperation Party
*[[Miriam Caldwell]] (TK), Representative for the Takalim Proportional Representation Block since 2009
*[[Robert Havlicek]] (EV), Prime Minister from 2004 to 2009
*[[William Kuszewski]] (KL), Representative for [[Percy West–Washington]] since 2014, leader of the Social Cooperation delegation in the House since 2017
*[[Maksimilianus Ureska]] (EV), Prime Minister from 2014 to 2021

; Other parties and independents
*[[Edwin Cho]] (Progressive, TK), [[Ministry of Telecommunications and Digital Proficiency|Minister of Telecommunications and Digital Proficiency]] since 2023, Senator for Takalim from 2009 to 2022
*[[Teri Hansen]] (Independent, TK), trans rights activist
*[[Garrett Heuser]] (TG), President of KALMORA
*[[Jon McKendrick]] (TG), Senator for Tigupoke since 2022 and leader of the National Democratic Party
*[[Mark Reschner]] (UR), [[Ministry of Foreign Affairs (Kalșeri)|Minister of Foreign Affairs]]
*[[Frank Zanin]] (EV), Prime Minister from 2021 to 2022

===Deceased===
The following candidates expressed interest in running, but died before the election.
*[[Fred Ionkunar]] (Independent, LN), far-right political activist, host of [[Falcon News]] program ''[[The Talking-To with Fred Ionkunar]]''. Exploratory committee formed on January 15, 2026; died on May 9; committee dissolved on May 10.

==Candidate selection==
===Libertarian Party===
On July 4 and 5, the Libertarian Party held its internal selection in [[Goldshore, Kalúen]]. The sole candidate, [[Bobby Blanchard Jr.]], member of the [[Tigupoke Cantonal Council]] for Sports and Culture since 2021, won 631 votes and clinched the nomination in the first round. Rumors of a challenge by [[Ramona Ferrari]], [[House of Representatives|Representative]] for the Takalim Proportional Representation Block, did not materialize; despite this, she received 23 votes.

The number of voting delegates given to each canton was the number of proportional representation seats in the House of Representatives, multiplied by five. Delegates included the sixteen Members of Congress, including [[High Summoner of Kalșeri|High Summoner]] [[Diego Morelos]].

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
|-
! Canton !! [[Bobby Blanchard Jr.|Blanchard]] !! [[Ramona Ferrari|Ferrari]] !! Absentions
|-
! {{flag|Cape Sundervale}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''10''' || 0 || 0
|-
! {{flag|Cartier Island}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''8''' || 0 || 2
|-
! {{flag|Chalmersville}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''14''' || 1 || 0
|-
! {{flag|Evalria}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''35''' || 0 || 0
|-
! {{flag|Janval}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''57''' || 3 || 0
|-
! {{flag|Kalúen}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''94''' || 6 || 4
|-
! {{flag|Lág}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''90''' || 0 || 0
|-
! {{flag|New Kerry}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''75''' || 0 || 0
|-
! {{flag|New Lothian}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''50''' || 1 || 3
|-
! {{flag|Quincollia}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''10''' || 0 || 0
|-
! {{flag|San Rafael}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''45''' || 0 || 0
|-
! {{flag|Takalim}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''77''' || 10 || 3
|-
! {{flag|Tigupoke}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''20''' || 0 || 0
|-
! {{flag|Urgel}}
| bgcolor=#fe9| '''49''' || 2 || 4
|-
! Total !! 631 || 23 || 16
|}

===Joint National Democratic/Reform primary===
The National Democratic and Reform parties held a joint selection on July 11 and 12 in [[Hutchinson, Janval]]. Voting delegates included the thirty-eight Members of Congress from both parties, the sixty-two members of [[Legislative assemblies of Kalșerian cantons|cantonal legislatures]], and one joint representative from each [[Municipalities of Kalșeri|municipality]].

[[Corinne Howe]], Representative for the San Rafael Proportional Representation Block and former [[Ministry of Justice (Kalșeri)|Minister of Justice]], defeated Senator [[Lucien Hébert]] of [[Cartier Island]] in the third round. Other candidates included [[2022 Kalșerian general election|2022 candidate for Senator]] [[Wendell T. Simon]] of [[Urgel]] and former boxer [[Kalistus ion-Hișan]] of [[Kalúen]], the latter of whom sought the National Democratic/Reform nomination as an independent.

Following Howe's victory, Kalistus ion-Hișan formalized his candidacy as an independent on July 25.

{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center"
|-
! rowspan=2|Candidate !! July 11 !! colspan=2|July 12
|-
! First round (%) !! Second round (%) !! Third round (%)
|-
! [[Corinne Howe]]
| 236 (34.4) || '''271 (39.4)''' || bgcolor=#c9f|'''413 (60.1)'''
|-
! [[Lucien Hébert]]
| '''243 (35.4)''' || 235 (34.2) || 270 (39.3)
|-
! [[Kalistus ion-Hișan]]
| 97 (14.1) || 138 (20.1) || ''Eliminated''
|-
! [[Wendell T. Simon]]
| 84 (12.2) || colspan=2|''Eliminated''
|-
! Absentions
| 27 (3.9) || 43 (6.3) || 4 (0.6)
|}

===Social Cooperation Party===
Voting was open to all party members at each county section of the Social Cooperation Party from 15:00 to 21:00 on July 11, and from 9:00 to 21:00 on July 12. Members were required to show an identity document and a valid party card to vote.

Senator [[Lauren Krzysztofowicz]] of [[Chalmersville]] clinched the nomination by winning 52% of the votes in the first round: she polled first in all cantons except New Lothian and Quincollia, where former [[Ministry of Internal Affairs (Kalșeri)|Minister of Internal Affairs]] [[John T. Malinauskas]] of [[Evalria]] won. Other candidacies were submitted by Senator [[Penélope Higi]] ([[Urgel|UR]]), former Deputy Prime Minister [[Hugh Richards]] ([[Lág|LG]]) and former party leader [[Aleksander Șáșnegi]] (LG).

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center"
|-
|+ First round votes
|-
! rowspan=2|Canton !! colspan=2|Higi !! colspan=2|Krzysztofowicz !! colspan=2|Malinauskas !! colspan=2|Richards !! colspan=2|Șáșnegi !! colspan=2|Null/blank votes !! rowspan=2|Votes cast
|-
! {{small|Votes}} !! {{small|%}} !! {{small|Votes}} !! {{small|%}} !! {{small|Votes}} !! {{small|%}} !! {{small|Votes}} !! {{small|%}} !! {{small|Votes}} !! {{small|%}} !! {{small|Votes}} !! {{small|%}}
|-
! {{flag|Cape Sundervale}}
| {{formatnum:85}} || 11.76 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:449}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''62.10''' || {{formatnum:96}} || 13.28 || {{formatnum:29}} || 4.01 || {{formatnum:51}} || 7.05 || {{formatnum:13}} || 1.80 || {{formatnum:723}}
|-
! {{flag|Cartier Island}}
| {{formatnum:177}} || 7.29 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:1301}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''53.58''' || {{formatnum:490}} ||20.18 || {{formatnum:233}} || 9.60 || {{formatnum:218}} ||8.98 || {{formatnum:9}} || 0.37 || {{formatnum:2428}}
|-
! {{flag|Chalmersville}}
| 415 || 13.40 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:1709}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''55.18''' || {{formatnum:498}} || 16.08 || {{formatnum:155}} || 5.00 || {{formatnum:288}} || 9.30 || {{formatnum:32}} || 1.03 || {{formatnum:3097}}
|-
! {{flag|Evalria}}
| {{formatnum:803}} || 10.15 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:4588}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''58.00''' || {{formatnum:1519}} || 19.20 || {{formatnum:548}} ||6.93 || {{formatnum:431}} || 5.45 || {{formatnum:21}} || 0.27 || {{formatnum:7910}}
|-
! {{flag|Janval}}
| {{formatnum:542}} || 5.22 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:4828}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''46.53''' || {{formatnum:4085}} || 39.37 || {{formatnum:298}} || 2.87 || {{formatnum:570}} || 5.49 || {{formatnum:52}} || 0.50
|| {{formatnum:10375}}
|-
! {{flag|Kalúen}}
| {{formatnum:1443}} || 6.86 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:11881}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''56.49''' || {{formatnum:4927}} || 23.43 || {{formatnum:882}} || 4.19 || {{formatnum:1783}} || 8.48 || {{formatnum:115}} || 0.55 || {{formatnum:21031}}
|-
! {{flag|Lág}}
| {{formatnum:1957}} || 10.76 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:9680}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''53.21''' || {{formatnum:3291}} || 18.09 || {{formatnum:1738}} || 9.55 || {{formatnum:1453}} || 7.99 || {{formatnum:74}} || 0.41 || {{formatnum:18193}}
|-
! {{flag|New Kerry}}
| {{formatnum:318}} || 2.15 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:7781}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''52.63''' || {{formatnum:4417}} || 29.87 || {{formatnum:734}} || 4.96 || {{formatnum:1494}} || 10.10 || {{formatnum:41}} || 0.28 || {{formatnum:14785}}
|-
! {{flag|New Lothian}}
| {{formatnum:564}} || 6.06 || {{formatnum:3879}} || 41.66 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:3941}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''42.33''' || {{formatnum:309}} || 3.32 || {{formatnum:579}} || 6.22 || {{formatnum:38}} || 0.41 || {{formatnum:9310}}
|-
! {{flag|Quincollia}}
| {{formatnum:34}} || 2.43 || {{formatnum:596}} || 42.51 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:662}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''47.22''' || {{formatnum:26}} ||1.85 || {{formatnum:79}} ||5.63 || {{formatnum:5}} || 0.36 || {{formatnum:1402}}
|-
! {{flag|San Rafael}}
| {{formatnum:620}} || 7.05 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:4398}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''50.02''' || {{formatnum:2910}} || 33.09 || {{formatnum:372}} || 4.23 || {{formatnum:471}} || 5.36 || {{formatnum:22}} || 0.25 || {{formatnum:8793}}
|-
! {{flag|Takalim}}
| {{formatnum:593}} || 3.20 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:9491}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''51.18''' || {{formatnum:4238}} || 22.85 || {{formatnum:1473}} || 7.94 || {{formatnum:2711}} || 14.62 || {{formatnum:38}} || 0.21 || {{formatnum:18544}}
|-
! {{flag|Tigupoke}}
| {{formatnum:70}} || 1.83 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:1965}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''51.45''' || {{formatnum:1355}} || 35.48 || {{formatnum:142}} || 3.72 || {{formatnum:278}} || 7.28 || {{formatnum:9}} || 0.24 || {{formatnum:3819}}
|-
! {{flag|Urgel}}
| {{formatnum:1713}} || 14.23 || bgcolor=#f99|'''{{formatnum:6419}}''' || bgcolor=#f99|'''53.33''' || {{formatnum:2236}} || 18.58 || {{formatnum:436}} || 3.62 || {{formatnum:1210}} || 10.05 || {{formatnum:23}} || 0.19 || {{formatnum:12037}}
|-
! Total !! {{formatnum:9334}} !! 7.05 !! {{formatnum:68965}} !! 52.07 !! {{formatnum:34665}} !! 26.17 !! {{formatnum:7375}} !! 5.57 !! {{formatnum:11616}} !! 8.77 !! {{formatnum:492}} !! 0.37 !! {{formatnum:132447}}
|}

===Kalșerians for Change===
{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;"
|-
! Option !! Votes !! %
|-
! Support SCP candidacy
| '''51,397''' || '''91.47'''
|-
! Launch separate campaign
| 4,793 || 8.53
|-
! Total votes
| 56,190 || 100
|}
[[Kalșerians for Change]] held an online vote open to all party members from July 13 to July 19; in this vote, members were given two options for the party to choose from: support the Social Cooperation Party candidate, or launch a separate campaign. Of the {{formatnum:56190}} votes cast, {{formatnum:51397}} (91.47%) were in favor of supporting the Social Cooperation Party candidate, and the option to launch a separate campaign received {{formatnum:4793}} votes (8.53%).

Prior to the online vote, former Deputy Prime Minister [[Julia DeCaris]] (LG) and former High Summoner [[Cassandra Newell]] (LG) were rumored to be candidates. While DeCaris declared her unwillingness to run in April 2026 and declined to state her support for any candidate in particular, Newell stated that she would launch a campaign only if Lauren Krzysztofowicz failed to win the Social Cooperationist nomination, citing ideological overlap. On July 13, after Krzysztofowicz clinched the nomination in the first round, Newell announced that she would not run for President.

===Liberal Democratic Party===
The Liberal Democratic Party held its selection in [[Folkestone, Takalim]] on July 17, 18 and 19. The voting base included the 99 Members of Congress, the five governors, the 467 members of cantonal legislatures, and the president of each county section of the party, thus giving a total of 1158 voting delegates. Members of the [[Conservative Party of Cape Sundervale]] are treated the same way as Liberal Democratic party members for the purposes of selecting the presidential candidate.

Senator [[Iosefina Malsi]] of Takalim won the nomination in the sixth round, defeating [[Governor of Quincollia|Quincollia governor]] [[Tom Kowalczyk]]. Other candidates included former [[Deputy Prime Minister of Kalșeri|Deputy Prime Minister]] [[Judy Amoruso]] of Evalria, former [[Mayor of Chalmersville|Chalmersville mayor]] [[Rick Garner]], former [[Governor of New Kerry|New Kerry governor]] [[Julia Haughey]], former [[Governor of Takalim|Takalim governor]] [[Greg Stephanidis]], and Senator [[Peter Yarmolenko]] of Evalria.

Following Malsi's victory, Rick Garner was nominated as the candidate for [[Forward Kalșeri]] on July 25.

{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center"
|-
! rowspan=2|Candidate !! July 17 !! colspan=3|July 18 !! colspan=2|July 19
|-
! First round (%) !! Second round (%) !! Third round (%) !! Fourth round (%) !! Fifth round (%) !! Sixth round (%)
|-
! Malsi
| 203 (17.5) || bgcolor=#9cf|'''236 (20.4)''' || bgcolor=#9cf|'''257 (22.2)''' || bgcolor=#9cf|'''303 (26.2)''' || bgcolor=#9cf|'''398 (34.4)''' || bgcolor=#9cf|'''707 (61.1)'''
|-
! Kowalczyk
| 115 (9.9) || 183 (15.8) || 213 (18.4) || 249 (21.5) || 351 (30.3) || 439 (37.9)
|-
! Stephanidis
| 178 (15.4) || 214 (18.5) || 241 (20.8) || 276 (23.8) || 317 (27.4) || ''Eliminated''
|-
! Haughey
| 129 (11.1) || 133 (11.5) || 189 (16.3) || 232 (20.0) || colspan=2|''Eliminated''
|-
! Garner
| 135 (11.7) || 149 (12.9) || 176 (15.2) || colspan=3|''Eliminated''
|-
! Amoruso
| 91 (7.9) || 36 (3.1) || colspan=4|''Eliminated''
|-
! Yarmolenko
| 85 (7.3) || colspan=5|''Eliminated''
|-
! Abstentions
| bgcolor=#9cf|'''222 (19.2)''' || 207 (17.9) || 82 (7.1) || 98 (8.5) || 92 (7.9) || 12 (1.0)
|}

==Opinion polling==
===Party preferences===
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center;font-size:95%;"
|-
! rowspan=2| Last date of polling
! rowspan=2| Polling firm
! rowspan=2| Type
! width=30| SCP
! width=30| LDP
! width=30| NDP
! width=30| K4C
! width=30| Libertarian
! width=30| Reform
! width=30| M4A
! rowspan=2| Others
! rowspan=2| Undecided
|-
|bgcolor=#D7283E |
|bgcolor=#0052DF |
|bgcolor=#250E86 |
|bgcolor=#00CC11 |
|bgcolor=#FFE712 |
|bgcolor=#008000 |
|bgcolor=#EBEBEB |
|-
| rowspan=3| June 14, 2026
| rowspan=3|Kalșerian Barometer
| SCP and LDP only
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''46%'''
| 39%
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| 15%
|-
| SCP, LDP, NDP
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''38%'''
| 34%
| 7%
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| 21%
|-
| All parties
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''30%'''
| 28%
| 6%
| 5%
| 7%
| 2%
| 2%
| 2%
| 18%
|-
| rowspan=3| April 26, 2026
| rowspan=3|Kalșerian Barometer
| SCP and LDP only
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''44%'''
| 42%
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| 14%
|-
| SCP, LDP, NDP
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''39%'''
| 35%
| 9%
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| 17%
|-
| All parties
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''31%'''
| 27%
| 7%
| 7%
| 6%
| 4%
| 1%
| 2%
| 15%
|-
| rowspan=3| April 2, 2026
| rowspan=3|Kalșerian Barometer
| SCP and LDP only
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''44%'''
| 41%
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| 15%
|-
| SCP, LDP, NDP
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''39%'''
| 35%
| 9%
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| 17%
|-
| All parties
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''29%'''
| 26%
| 8%
| 9%
| 7%
| 3%
| 2%
| 3%
| 13%
|-
| rowspan=3| March 9, 2026
| rowspan=3|Kalșerian Barometer
| SCP and LDP only
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''47%'''
| 43%
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| 10%
|-
| SCP, LDP, NDP
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''42%'''
| 35%
| 12%
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| 11%
|-
| All parties
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''33%'''
| 25%
| 12%
| 8%
| 7%
| 4%
| 2%
| 1%
| 8%
|-
| February 15, 2026
| ''[[Kalșerian Telegraph]]''
| All parties
| 23%
| style="background:#CEE7FF"| '''25%'''
| 13%
| 7%
| 6%
| 3%
| 2%
| 3%
| 18%
|-
| rowspan=3| January 26, 2026
| rowspan=3|Kalșerian Barometer
| SCP and LDP only
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''46%'''
| 42%
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| 12%
|-
| SCP, LDP, NDP
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''41%'''
| 32%
| 18%
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| 9%
|-
| All parties
| style="background:#FFAAAA"| '''34%'''
| 24%
| 16%
| 8%
| 6%
| 3%
| 3%
| 1%
| 5%
|}

===Individual preferences===
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center;font-size:95%;"
|-
! rowspan=2| Last date of polling
! rowspan=2| Polling firm
! width=30| [[Robert Havlicek]]
! width=30| [[Lauren Krzysztofowicz]]
! width=30| [[Iosefina Malsi]]
! width=30| [[Greg Stephanidis]]
! width=30| [[Rick Garner]]
! width=30| [[Sebastianus Linș]]
! width=30| [[Tom Kowalczyk]]
! width=30| [[Corinne Howe]]
! width=30| [[Cassandra Newell]]
! width=30| [[Bobby Blanchard Jr.]]
! width=30| [[Fred Ionkunar]]
! width=30| [[Henry Chandler II]]
! rowspan=2| Others
! rowspan=2| Undecided
|-
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|-
| June 14, 2026
| Kalșerian Barometer
| {{N/A}}
| 17%
| 4%
| 8%
| 5%
| 4%
| 6%
| 4%
| {{N/A}}
| 13%
| {{N/A}}
| 3%
| 26%{{efn|[[Penélope Higi]] 1%, [[Hugh Richards]] 1%, [[John T. Malinauskas]] 2%, [[Aleksander Șáșnegi]] 1%, [[Julia Haughey]] 2%, [[Warren Hudson]] 1%, [[Lucien Hébert]] 2%, [[Boris J. Winfield]] 2%, [[Wendell T. Simon]] 1%, [[Kalistus ion-Hișan]] 2%, [[George Krueger]] 1%, James D'Amato 1%, [[Roger Osmond]] 2%, [[Kyle Ross]] 2%, [[Ashley Steck]] 1%}}
| 15%
|-
| May 28, 2026
| ''[[Liagazeta]]''
| {{N/A}}
| 12%
| 7%
| 6%
| 3%
| 7%
| 5%
| 3%
| {{N/A}}
| 15%
| {{N/A}}
| 5%
| 20%{{efn|Penélope Higi 2%, John T. Malinauskas 1%, Aleksander Șáșnegi 2%, Julia Haughey 1%, Warren Hudson 1%, Lucien Hébert 2%, Boris J. Winfield 2%, Wendell T. Simon 1%, Kalistus ion-Hișan 3%, George Krueger 1%, James D'Amato 1%, Roger Osmond 1%, Kyle Ross 1%, Ashley Steck 1%}}
| 17%
|-
| May 8, 2026{{efn|Only includes candidates who have declared their intention to run or have formed an exploratory committee to that effect.}}
| Quixa Surveys
| {{N/A}}
| 16%
| 2%
| 7%
| {{N/A}}
| 8%
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| {{N/A}}
| 16%
| 2%
| 3%
| 26%{{efn|Penélope Higi 3%, Julia Haughey 3%, Warren Hudson 1%, Kalistus ion-Hișan 1%, George Krueger 1%, James D'Amato 1%, Roger Osmond 2%, Kyle Ross 2%, Ashley Steck 1%, {{W|None of the above}} 11%}}
| 20%
|-
| April 26, 2026
| Kalșerian Barometer
| 9%
| 11%
| 3%
| 6%
| 4%
| 6%
| {{N/A}}
| 4%
| 7%
| 13%
| 3%
| 3%
| 12%{{efn|Penélope Higi 1%, John T. Malinauskas 2%, Julia Haughey 3%, [[Peter Yarmolenko]] 3%, Warren Hudson 1%, Kalistus ion-Hișan 1%, George Krueger 1%}}
| 19%
|-
| April 2, 2026
| Kalșerian Barometer
| 6%
| 12%
| 4%
| {{N/A}}
| 7%
| 10%
| {{N/A}}
| 3%
| 4%
| 13%
| 2%
| 2%
| 11%{{efn|Penélope Higi 2%, John T. Malinauskas 3%, Julia Haughey 1%, Boris J. Winfield 1%, [[Julia DeCaris]] 1%, Warren Hudson 1%, Kalistus ion-Hișan 2%}}
| 26%
|-
| March 9, 2026
| Kalșerian Barometer
| 7%
| 13%
| 2%
| {{N/A}}
| 6%
| 11%
| {{N/A}}
| 4%
| 4%
| 16%
| 3%
| 2%
| 10%{{efn|Penélope Higi 1%, John T. Malinauskas 2%, Julia Haughey 2%, Boris J. Winfield 1%, Julia DeCaris 1%, Warren Hudson 1%, Kalistus ion-Hișan 2%}}
| 22%
|-
| February 15, 2026
| ''Kalșerian Telegraph''
| 8%
| 11%
| 4%
| {{N/A}}
| 4%
| 13%
| {{N/A}}
| 5%
| 6%
| 10%
| 4%
| 2%
| 14%{{efn|Penélope Higi 2%, John T. Malinauskas 2%, Julia Haughey 3%, Boris J. Winfield 2%, Julia DeCaris 1%, Warren Hudson 2%, Kalistus ion-Hișan 2%}}
| 19%
|-
| January 26, 2026
| Kalșerian Barometer
| 10%
| 5%
| 5%
| {{N/A}}
| 4%
| 7%
| {{N/A}}
| 4%
| 8%
| 11%
| 6%
| 3%
| 21%{{efn|Penélope Higi 1%, John T. Malinauskas 3%, Boris J. Winfield 2%, Julia DeCaris 3%, Wendell T. Simon 2%, Warren Hudson 2%, Kalistus ion-Hișan 1%, Ashley Steck 1%}}
| 22%
|}

==Notes==
{{notelist}}

{{Kalseri elections}}

[[Category:Presidential elections in Kalșeri]]

List of Kalșerian municipality name etymologies

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This is a list of '''Kalșerian municipality name etymologies'''. The most common sources for [[Municipalities of Kalșeri|municipality]] names include historical figures, places in Europe and words from other languages.

{{Compact ToC|side=yes|refs=yes|nobreak=yes}}

==A==
{| class=wikitable
|-
! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
|-
| [[Aalborg, Janval|Aalborg]] || [[Janval]] || The {{W|Denmark|Danish}} city of {{W|Aalborg}}
|-
| [[Abedul Parish, San Rafael|Abedul Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Spanish ''abedul'' ("{{W|birch}}")
|-
| [[Aberdeen County, Urgel|Aberdeen County]] || [[Urgel]] || The {{W|Scotland|Scottish}} city of {{W|Aberdeen}}
|-
| [[Abernahy, New Kerry|Abernahy County]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Philip Abernahy]] (1804–1890), 13th [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Accrington Parish, San Rafael|Accrington Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English town of {{W|Accrington}}
|-
| [[Achill County, New Kerry|Achill County]] || [[New Kerry]] || {{W|Achill Island}}, {{W|Ireland}}
|-
| [[Ackison County, Kalúen|Ackison County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Unknown, possibly a corruption of the surname of [[Stephen Acheson]], the first Mayor of [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy]]
|-
| [[Adams County, Kalúen|Adams County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|John Quincy Adams}} (1767–1848), 6th President of the United States
|-
| [[Addison County, Takalim|Addison County]] || [[Takalim]] || Joseph Addison, one of the first settlers of the area
|-
| [[Adlai County, Takalim|Adlai County]] || [[Takalim]] || A son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Admiral Tógisi Parish, San Rafael|Admiral Tógisi Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || [[Chief of Staff of the Kalșerian Navy]] [[Georgius Tógisi]] (1871–1957), who oversaw the expansion of the Navy
|-
| [[Aduomka, New Lothian|Aduomka]] || [[New Lothian]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''atuomg'' ("sand")
|-
| [[Agnes, Lág|Agnes]] || [[Lág]] || The wife of the first county clerk
|-
| [[Aitkenville County, Lág|Aitkenville County]] || [[Lág]] || Robert Aitken (1758–1823), first Speaker of the [[People's Assembly of Lág]]
|-
| [[Albertville County, Lág|Albertville County]] || [[Lág]] || The son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Ágisi County, Quincollia|Ágisi County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Daniel Ágisi]], [[Governor of New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Alhambra County, Kalúen|Alhambra County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|Alhambra}}, a palace and fortress complex in {{W|Granada}}, {{W|Spain}}
|-
| [[Alva County, Lág|Alva County]] || [[Lág]] || The wife of the first county clerk
|-
| [[Amitgig County, Quincollia|Amitgig County]] || [[Quincollia]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''amitgig'' ("somewhat cold")
|-
| [[Amity County, Urgel|Amity County]] || [[Urgel]] || Chosen in reference to the goodwill of the counties that chose to merge
|-
| [[Appleton County, Lág|Appleton County]] || [[Lág]] || The apple orchards operating in the area
|-
| [[Ashall County, Kalúen|Ashall County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Anglicization of ''[[Așál]]'', the name of the chiefdom that used to inhabit modern-day [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Austerlitz County, Janval|Austerlitz County]] || [[Janval]] || Austerlitz (now {{W|Slavkov u Brna}} in the {{W|Czech Republic}}), through the {{W|Battle of Austerlitz}}
|-
| [[Ayr County, Lág|Ayr County]] || [[Lág]] || The Scottish town of {{W|Ayr}}
|}

==B==
{| class=wikitable
|-
! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
|-
| [[Babbidgeville County, Takalim|Babbidgeville County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Ishmerai Babbidge]], justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Baie-de-Chanvel Parish, Cartier Island|Baie-de-Chanvel Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || [[Bay of Chanvel]], itself named after the [[Șanvel]] tribe
|-
| [[Bakerston County, Janval|Bakerston County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Henry D. Baker]], justice of the Supreme Court of Kalșeri
|-
| [[Ballaconnor County, New Kerry|Ballaconnor County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish word ''baile'' ("settlement; town") and the surname of [[H. Anthony Connor]], first and third [[Governor of New Kerry]]
|-
| [[Baller County, Quincollia|Baller County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Michael Baller]], [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senator]] for [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Bapkeegawatch County, New Lothian|Bapkeegawatch County]] || [[New Lothian]] || From {{W|Miꞌkmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''papge'gewa'j'' ("person from down the coast"; "person from down river"). Pronounced /bəˈkiːgəwæt͡ʃ/
|-
| [[Barcelona, Kalúen|Barcelona]] || [[Kalúen]] || The city of {{W|Barcelona}}
|-
| [[Barlow County, New Kerry|Barlow County]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Henry P. Barlow]], justice of the [[Supreme Court of New Kerry]]
|-
| [[Belfast County, Kalúen|Belfast County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The city of {{W|Belfast}}
|-
| [[Berlin County, Lág|Berlin County]] || [[Lág]] || The German city of {{W|Berlin}}
|-
| [[Berner County, New Lothian|Berner County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Frederick Berner]], Kalșerian industrialist and philanthropist
|-
| [[Birmingham County, Janval|Birmingham County]] || [[Janval]] || The English city of {{W|Birmingham}}
|-
| [[Biscay County, Quincollia|Biscay County]] || [[Quincollia]] || The {{W|Bay of Biscay}}
|-
| [[Bismarck Bay County, Janval|Bismarck Bay County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Bismarck Bay]], itself named after German statesman {{W|Otto von Bismarck}}
|-
| [[Bluemel County, Takalim|Bluemel County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Stephen Bluemel]], sixth [[Governor of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Blytheville, Janval|Blytheville]] || [[Janval]] || [[Blythe]] second [[Governor of Janval]]
|-
| [[Bonn County, Takalim|Bonn County]] || [[Takalim]] || The German city of {{W|Bonn}}
|-
| [[Borderton, Kalúen|Borderton]] || [[Kalúen]] || Its proximity to the border with Janval
|-
| [[Bornholm, Janval|Bornholm]] || [[Janval]] || The island of {{W|Bornholm}}
|-
| [[Bourbon County, Lág|Bourbon County]] || [[Lág]] || The {{W|House of Bourbon-Anjou}}, the reigning house of Spain at the time of creation of the canton, in homage to Spain's aid in the [[Kalșerian War of Independence]]
|-
| [[Bournemouth, Urgel|Bournemouth]] || [[Urgel]] || The English town of {{W|Bournemouth}}
|-
| [[Bozen County, Janval|Bozen County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Bozen, Janval]], itself taken from German name for the city of {{W|Bolzano}}. Pronounced /ˈboʊzən/
|-
| [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury]] || [[Lág]] || Shortening of ''Brandonsbury'', itself from [[Matthias Brandon]], third [[Governor of Lág]]
|-
| [[Breckinridge County, Urgel|Breckinridge County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Amos Breckinridge]], chief justice of the [[Supreme Court of Urgel]]
|-
| [[Brecon Parish, San Rafael|Brecon Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The Welsh town of {{W|Brecon}}
|-
| [[Bremen, Janval|Bremen]] || [[Janval]] || The German city of {{W|Bremen}}
|-
| [[Brest Parish, Cartier Island|Brest Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || The French city of {{W|Brest, France|Brest}}
|-
| [[Brown County, Quincollia|Brown County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Aeneas Brown]], fourth [[Governor of New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Bruges County, Kalúen|Bruges County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The Belgian city of {{W|Bruges}}
|-
| [[Brundell County, New Kerry|Brundell County]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Seymour Brundell]], justice of the Supreme Court of New Kerry
|-
| [[Brunn, Lág|Brunn]] || [[Lág]] || The city of Brunn (now {{W|Brno}})
|-
| [[Brunswick County, Kalúen|Brunswick County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The {{W|Duchy of Brunswick-Lüneburg}}
|-
| [[Buccaneer's Cave, Tigupoke|Buccaneer's Cave]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The area is said to be the final resting place of the [[Henkaist mythology|Henkaist mythological]] figure of [[Rairovuan]] the Seafarer
|-
| [[Burgoyne, New Lothian|Burgoyne]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Andrew Burgoyne]], fifth Governor of New Lothian
|-
| [[Bushrod, Takalim|Bushrod]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Robert Silorsi]] (1751–1822), sixth President of Kalșeri; Bushrod is his middle name and his mother's maiden name
|}

==C==
==D==
{| class=wikitable
|-
! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
|-
| [[Darcy County, New Lothian|Darcy County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The French town of {{W|Bois-d'Arcy, Yvelines|Bois-d'Arcy}}
|-
| [[Darlington County, Urgel|Darlington County]] || [[Urgel]] || The English town of {{W|Darlington}}
|-
| [[Dartford County, Tigupoke|Dartford County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The English settlement of {{W|Dartford}}
|-
| [[Dax Parish, Cartier Island|Dax Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || The French town of {{W|Dax, Landes|Dax}}
|-
| [[Delahaye Parish, Cartier Island|Delahaye Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || rowspan=2|[[Jean-Yves Delahaye]] (1791–1867), 10th [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Delahaye Parish, San Rafael|Delahaye Parish]] || [[San Rafael]]
|-
| [[Derby County, Takalim|Derby County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English city of {{W|Derby}}. Pronounced {{IPA|/ˈdɜ(r).bi/}}
|-
| [[Derry County, New Kerry|Derry County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Northern Irish city of {{W|Derry|Derry / Londonderry}}
|-
| [[Dixon, Kalúen|Dixon]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Oliver J. Dixon]] (1731–1804), 1st [[High Summoner of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Douglas County, New Kerry|Douglas County]] || [[New Kerry]] || J. P. Douglas, local [[Congress of Kalșeri|Congressman]] at the time of the establishment of the county
|-
| [[Dover County, Takalim|Dover County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Dover}}
|-
| [[Dundalk County, Takalim|Dundalk County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Dundalk}}
|-
| [[Durham County, New Lothian|Durham County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The English city of {{W|Durham, England|Durham}}
|}

==E==
{| class=wikitable
|-
! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
|-
| [[Eady County, Urgel|Eady County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Jacob Eady]] (1782–1845), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[East Bremen County, Janval|East Bremen County]] || [[Janval]] || Its location east of [[Bremen, Janval]]
|-
| [[East Caesarea County, Urgel|East Caesarea County]] || [[Urgel]] || Its location east of [[Caesarea, Urgel]]
|-
| [[Easter County, Kalúen|Easter County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The county was created on Easter week
|-
| [[Eastriver County, Takalim|Eastriver County]] || [[Takalim]] || Its location east of the [[Sayoo River]]
|-
| [[Eaveston County, Kalúen|Eaveston County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Ulysses R. Eaves, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Ebsdorf County, Janval|Ebsdorf County]] || [[Janval]] || The {{W|Martyrs of Ebsdorf}}
|-
| [[Edo County, Kalúen|Edo County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The Japanese city of {{W|Edo}} (now {{W|Tokyo}})
|-
| [[Edsel County, Urgel|Edsel County]] || [[Urgel]] || The youngest son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Elaine County, New Lothian|Elaine County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The wife of the first mayor of [[New Amsterdam, New Lothian]], which is located within county borders
|-
| [[Eleanor County, Lág|Eleanor County]] || [[Lág]] || The youngest daughter of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Elmer County, Kalúen|Elmer County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The youngest son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Emin, Lág|Emin]] || [[Lág]] || Shortening of the original name ''Égamin'', [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] for "acorn hill"
|-
| [[Englishtown County, Janval|Englishtown County]] || [[Janval]] || The town was founded by English settlers
|-
| [[Enteco, Takalim|Enteco]] || [[Takalim]] || NTECO, abbreviation used by the [[North Takalim Energy Company]]. Pronounced /ˈɛntɪkoʊ/
|-
| [[Epsan County, Quincollia|Epsan County]] || [[Quincollia]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''psan'' ("snow"; "snowfall"). Pronounced /ˈɛpsən/
|-
| [[Essex Parish, San Rafael|Essex Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English county of {{W|Essex}}
|-
| [[Etepetesen, San Rafael|Etepetesen]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''tp'te'sn'' ("south"). Pronounced /ɪˌtɛpɪˈtɛsɪn/
|-
| [[Eunice County, New Kerry|Eunice County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The mother of the first mayor of [[Wexford, New Kerry]], which is located within county borders
|-
| [[Eustace County, Quincollia|Eustace County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Eustace Botterill]], [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senator]] for New Lothian
|-
| [[Euston County, Takalim|Euston County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[E. Henry Euston]], second [[Governor of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Evanstown, Evalria|Evanstown]] || [[Evalria]] || [[Christopher C. Evans]], second [[Mayor of Evalria]] after independence
|-
| [[Ewing, Kalúen|Ewing]] || [[Kalúen]] || rowspan=2|[[John D. Ewing]] (1756–1829), fifth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Ewing, Quincollia|Ewing]] || [[Quincollia]]
|-
| [[Exeter County, Urgel|Exeter County]] || [[Urgel]] || The English city of {{W|Exeter}}
|}

==F==
{| class=wikitable
|-
! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
|-
| [[Falșak, Kalúen|Falșak]] || [[Kalúen]] || The [[Falșak River]] that flows within city borders
|-
| [[Farmington, Quincollia|Farmington]] || [[Quincollia]] || In reference to its location within a district dedicated to farming
|-
| [[Faulkner County, Takalim|Faulkner County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Josiah Faulkner]], [[Governor of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Ferguson, New Lothian|Ferguson]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Ishmael Ferguson]], [[Governor of New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Ferguson County, Urgel|Ferguson County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Benedict Ferguson]], first [[Governor of Urgel]]
|-
| [[Fikaugi County, Kalúen|Fikaugi County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The Fikaugi family, one of the most affluent families in the area at the time of the establishment of the canton
|-
| [[Finisterra, Tigupoke|Finisterra]] || [[Tigupoke]] || From Latin ''finis terrae'' ("land's end")
|-
| [[Fitzroy County, New Kerry|Fitzroy County]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Edmund FitzRoy]], second [[Governor of New Kerry]]
|-
| [[Flaherty, Quincollia|Flaherty]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Julius Flaherty]] (1816–1869), politician and prominent figure of the [[Quincollia cantonhood movement]]
|-
| [[Flawrell County, Kalúen|Flawrell County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Anglicization of the Kalhan word ''falarél'' ("city of the flatland")
|-
| [[Fleet County, New Lothian|Fleet County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The {{W|Water of Fleet}} in {{W|Scotland}}
|-
| [[Floyd, Quincollia|Floyd]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[John Richard Floyd]] (1809–1878), [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senator]] for [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Folkestone}}
|-
| [[Forbes County, Takalim|Forbes County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Marcus Aurelius Forbes]], first Governor of Takalim
|-
| [[Forsyth County, Tigupoke|Forsyth County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Henry B. Forsyth, local entrepreneur and benefactor
|-
| [[Frangi County, Janval|Frangi County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Odíseus Frangi]], third [[Governor of Janval]]
|-
| [[Frankfort, Janval|Frankfort]] || [[Janval]] || Anglicization of {{W|Frankfurt|Frankfurt am Main}}
|-
| [[Frederick County, Janval|Frederick County]] || [[Janval]] || {{W|Frederick the Great}}
|-
| [[Freiburg County, Janval|Freiburg County]] || [[Janval]] || The German city of {{W|Freiburg im Breisgau}}
|}

==G==
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| [[Gaines County, Takalim|Gaines County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Tobias Gaines]] (1740–1813), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Gamooshegan, San Rafael|Gamooshegan]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''gmu'ji'gan'' ("wooden house"). Pronounced /ɡəˈmuːʃɪɡən/
|-
| [[Gannville, Takalim|Gannville]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Enrik Gann]] (1820–1911), fifteenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Garfield County, New Kerry|Garfield County]] || [[New Kerry]] || {{W|James A. Garfield}}, twentieth President of the United States
|-
| [[Garibaldi County, Kalúen|Garibaldi County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|Giuseppe Garibaldi}}, Italian patriot
|-
| [[Gaskoochill Parish, San Rafael|Gaskoochill Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gapsgu'jl'' ("little waterfalls"). Pronounced /gəsˈkuːt͡ʃɪl/
|-
| [[Gasteiz County, Urgel|Gasteiz County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Spanish city of {{W|Vitoria-Gasteiz}}
|-
| [[Gayoso Island, San Rafael|Gayoso Island]] || [[San Rafael]] || [[Bartolomé Gayoso]], Spanish-Kalșerian monk and explorer
|-
| [[Geasergi County, Janval|Geasergi County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Gabriel Geasergi]] (1822–1903), sixteenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Geeseekulkoo, New Lothian|Geeseekulkoo]] || [[New Lothian]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gisigu'lgw'' ("old canoe"; "old boat"). Pronounced /ˈɡiːziːkəlˌkuː/
|-
| [[Gelsenkirchen, Urgel|Gelsenkirchen]] || [[Urgel]] || The German city of {{W|Gelsenkirchen}}. Pronounced /ɡɛlsɪnˈkɜ(r)ʃən/
|-
| [[Geraldton, Kalúen|Geraldton]] || [[Kalúen]] || Gerald Johnson, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Gibson, Kalúen|Gibson]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Timothy Gibson]], [[Ministry of Defense (Kalșeri)|Minister of Defense]] under President [[James Orrey]]
|-
| [[Gichiseeboo County, New Lothian|Gichiseeboo County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Combination of the Miꞌkmaq words ''gigjiw'' ("near") and ''sipu'' ("river"). Pronounced /gɪt͡ʃɪˈsiːbuː/
|-
| [[Glamorgan Parish, San Rafael|Glamorgan Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The Welsh county of {{W|Glamorgan}}
|-
| [[Glasgow County, Urgel|Glasgow County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Scottish city of {{W|Glasgow}}
|-
| [[Glastonbury County, Kalúen|Glastonbury County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The English town of {{W|Glastonbury}}
|-
| [[Golconda County, Urgel|Golconda County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Indian former city of {{W|Golconda}}
|-
| [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore]] || [[Kalúen]] || The beach by the city
|-
| [[Gotha County, Lág|Gotha County]] || [[Lág]] || The German city of {{W|Gotha}}
|-
| [[Gozo County, Kalúen|Gozo County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The island of {{W|Gozo}}. Pronounced /ˈɡoʊzoʊ/
|-
| [[Grayson County, Lág|Grayson County]] || [[Lág]] || [[Stephen Grayson]] (1754–1817), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Grentree County, Quincollia|Grentree County]] || [[Quincollia]] || Corruption of "green tree"
|-
| [[Guernsey County, Lág|Guernsey County]] || [[Lág]] || The island of {{W|Guernsey}}
|-
| [[Gulfport County, Janval|Gulfport County]] || [[Janval]] || Its location within the [[Gulf of Janval]]
|-
| [[Guspogeewan County, Kalúen|Guspogeewan County]] || [[Kalúen]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gsipo'qiwan'' ("scratching place"). Pronounced /ɡəsˈpoʊɡɪwən/
|-
| [[Gwastatir, Evalria|Gwastatir]] || [[Evalria]] || From {{W|Welsh language|Welsh}} ''gwastatir'' ("flatland"). Pronounced /ɡwəˈstatiː(ə)r/
|-
| [[Gwitten Parish, San Rafael|Gwitten Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gwitn'' ("canoe")
|}

==H==
==I==
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| [[Iasal, Tigupoke|Iasal]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Unknown, possibly from Kalhan ''ilasi hal'' ("place where the focal point is the ''ila''"). The ''ila'' was a seaside abode used by the soldiers of the King of Lág to warn of impending invasions from the sea.
|-
| [[Ilion County, Kalúen|Ilion County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The ancient Greek city of {{W|Troy}}, for which Ilion is another name
|-
| [[Inverness County, Takalim|Inverness County]] || [[Takalim]] || The Scottish city of {{W|Inverness}}
|-
| [[Ipswich, Urgel|Ipswich]] || [[Urgel]] || The English city of {{W|Ipswich}}
|-
| [[Isabel, San Rafael|Isabel]] || [[San Rafael]] || Possibly the wife of the first parish clerk
|-
| [[Islington County, Quincollia|Islington County]] || [[Quincollia]] || The {{W|London}} district of {{W|Islington}}
|}

==J==
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| [[James, Takalim|James]] || [[Takalim]] || In reference to the three founders of the city: James Potter, J. James Copland and James Attonbarth
|-
| [[Jardines Parish, San Rafael|Jardines Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Spanish ''jardines'' ("gardens"), in reference to the gardens of [[Panetaw Lodge]] in [[Gillingham, San Rafael]], located in the parish.  Formerly "Gillingham Parish"
|-
| [[Jarronburg, Janval|Jarronburg]] || [[Janval]] || From the [[Jarron River]], which flows through the city
|-
| [[Jarvis County, Quincollia|Jarvis County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[John D. Jarvis]] (1748–1778), Kalșerian patriot
|-
| [[Jefferson County, Kalúen|Jefferson County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|Thomas Jefferson}} (1743–1826), third President of the United States
|-
| [[Jenkins, New Lothian|Jenkins]] || [[New Lothian]] || Naphthali Jenkins, founder of the city
|-
| [[Jensenburg, Urgel|Jensenburg]] || [[Urgel]] || The Jensen family, founders of the city
|-
| [[Jeremiah County, New Lothian|Jeremiah County]] || [[New Lothian]] || {{W|Jeremiah}}, one of the major prophets in the {{W|Bible}}
|-
| [[Jersey County, Tigupoke|Jersey County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The island of {{W|Jersey}}
|-
| [[Jim's Hill County, Takalim|Jim's Hill County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Jim Whiting]] (1733–1776), Kalșerian poet and patriot
|-
| [[Johnson County, Lág|Johnson County]] || [[Lág]] || rowspan=2|[[R. R. Y. Johnson]] (1805–1889), tenth [[High Summoner of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Johnson County, New Lothian|Johnson County]] || [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Johnstonville, Kalúen|Johnstonville]] || [[Kalúen]] || Jacob Johnston, Speaker of the [[Cantonal Assembly of Kalúen]]
|}

==K==
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| [[Kaminski County, Takalim|Kaminski County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Thomas Kaminski]], justice of the [[Supreme Court of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Kennedy County, New Kerry|Kennedy County]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Stephen J. Kennedy]], [[Governor of New Kerry]] from 1851 to 1863
|-
| [[Kennedy County, New Lothian|Kennedy County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Aloysius Kennedy]], [[Governor of New Lothian]] from 1878 to 1886
|-
| [[Kent Parish, San Rafael|Kent Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || rowspan=2|The English county of {{W|Kent}}
|-
| [[Kent County, Urgel|Kent County]] || [[Urgel]]
|-
| [[Kildare County, New Kerry|Kildare]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Kildare}}
|-
| [[Kilkenny County, New Kerry|Kilkenny]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Kilkenny}}
|-
| [[Killarney, Lág|Killarney]] || [[Lág]] || rowspan=2|The Irish town of {{W|Killarney}}
|-
| [[Killarney County, New Kerry|Killarney County]] || [[New Kerry]]
|-
| [[Kilroy, Quincollia|Kilroy]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Adam Kilroy]] (1747–1791), Kalșerian patriot
|-
| [[Kingsgate County, New Kerry|Kingsgate County]] || [[New Kerry]] || rowspan=2|The [[King's Gate]], the main entrance to Cape Sundervale
|-
| [[King's Gate, Cape Sundervale|King's Gate]] || [[Cape Sundervale]]
|-
| [[Kingston, Tigupoke|Kingston]] || [[Tigupoke]] || In reference to {{W|William III of England}}
|-
| [[Kinsale County, New Kerry|Kinsale County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Kinsale}}
|-
| [[Knowles County, Kalúen|Knowles County]] || [[Kalúen]] || rowspan=2|[[John William Knowles]] (1835–1906), seventeenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Knowles County, Urgel|Knowles County]] || [[Urgel]]
|-
| [[Kramer County, Takalim|Kramer County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Robert S. Kramer]], justice of the Supreme Court of Takalim
|-
| [[Kronașinhal, Tigupoke|Kronașinhal]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Kalhan translation of ''Crownsport''
|}

==L==
==M==
==N==
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| [[Nazareth County, Takalim|Nazareth County]] || [[Takalim]] || {{W|Nazareth}}, home town of {{W|Jesus}}
|-
| [[Nassau Park, Chalmersville|Nassau Park]] || [[Chalmersville]] || {{W|House of Nassau}}
|-
| [[Nelson County, Lág|Nelson County]] || [[Lág]] || [[Robert Nelson]], first [[Governor of Lág]]
|-
| [[Nemeech, Quincollia|Nemeech]] || [[Quincollia]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''nme'j'' ("fish"). Pronounced /nəˈmiːt͡ʃ/
|-
| [[New Athlone County, New Kerry|New Athlone County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Athlone}}
|-
| [[New Liverpool, San Rafael|New Liverpool]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English city of {{W|Liverpool}}
|-
| [[New Naas County, New Kerry|New Naas]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Naas}}
|-
| [[New Seville Parish, San Rafael|New Seville]] || [[San Rafael]] || The Spanish city of {{W|Seville}}
|-
| [[New Smyrna County, Takalim|New Smyrna County]] || [[Takalim]] || The Ancient Greek city of {{W|Smyrna}}
|-
| [[New Sparta County, Urgel|New Sparta County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Ancient Greek city-state of {{W|Sparta}}
|-
| [[Nice, New Kerry|Nice]] || [[New Kerry]] || The French city of {{W|Nice}}
|-
| [[Norman Parish, San Rafael|Norman Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || [[George E. Norman]], [[Governor of San Rafael]]
|-
| [[Northampton County, Takalim|Northampton County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Northampton}}
|-
| [[Norwich, Chalmersville|Norwich]] || [[Chalmersville]] || The English city of {{W|Norwich}}
|-
| [[Nottingham County, Urgel|Nottingham County]] || [[Urgel]] || The English city of {{W|Nottingham}}
|-
| [[Nouveau-Valais Parish, Cartier Island|Nouveau-Valais Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || The Swiss canton of {{W|Valais}}
|-
| [[Nouvelle-Besançon Parish, Cartier Island|Nouvelle-Besançon Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || The French city of {{W|Besançon}}
|-
| [[Nuiarél, New Lothian|Nuiarél]] || [[New Lothian]] || A combination of the Kalhan words ''Nuia'' (Anglicized as "[[Nooya River|Nooya]]") and ''rel'' ("city")
|-
| [[Nulcollia County, Lág|Nulcollia County]] || [[Lág]] || From the Latin words ''nullus'' ("not any"; "no one"; "nothing") and ''collis'' ("hill"), in reference to the [[Flanúr Flatland]], in which the county is located
|-
| [[Nye County, Takalim|Nye County]] || [[Takalim]] || Edward C. Nye, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Nyquist County, Janval|Nyquist County]] || [[Janval]] || The Nyquist family, one of the most important political families of Janval
|}

==O==
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| [[O'Higgins County, Urgel|O'Higgins County]] || [[Urgel]] || {{W|Bernardo O'Higgins}} (1778–1842), {{W|Chile}}an independence leader
|-
| [[O'Leary County, Takalim|O'Leary County]] || [[Takalim]] || Stephen O'Leary, mayor of Lennoxton
|-
| [[O'Malley, Urgel|O'Malley]] || [[Urgel]] || Caleb O'Malley, founder of the city
|-
| [[Oceansburg, Urgel|Oceansburg]] || [[Urgel]] || The city's proximity to the {{W|Atlantic Ocean}}
|-
| [[Old Town, Chalmersville|Old Town]] || [[Chalmersville]] || Oldest part of the city, built in the 17th century
|-
| [[Orange County, Lág|Orange County]] || [[Lág]] || The {{W|House of Orange-Nassau}}
|-
| [[Orff County, New Lothian|Orff County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Robert Orff, justice of the Supreme Court of New Lothian
|-
| [[Orville County, Lág|Orville County]] || [[Lág]] || James John Orville, justice of the Supreme Court of Lág
|-
| [[Oxford County, Takalim|Oxford County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English city of {{W|Oxford}}
|}

==P==
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| [[Paisley County, Kalúen|Paisley County]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Hubert Paisley]], [[Governor of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Paris Parish, San Rafael|Paris Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The French city of {{W|Paris}}
|-
| [[Patterson County, Kalúen|Patterson County]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Ulric Patterson]], Governor of Kalúen
|-
| [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Henry Samuel Percy]] (1749–1813), Kalșerian poet and patriot
|-
| [[Perla County, Tigupoke|Perla County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The daughter of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Peterborough County, Kalúen|Peterborough County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The English city of {{W|Peterborough}}. Pronounced /piːtə(r)ˈbʌrə/
|-
| [[Philipstown, Kalúen|Philipstown]] || [[Kalúen]] || Sebastian Philips (or Phillips), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Phoenicia, Kalúen|Phoenicia]] || [[Kalúen]] || The ancient civilization of {{W|Phoenicia}}
|-
| [[Picardy Parish, San Rafael|Picardy Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The French region of {{W|Picardy}}
|-
| [[Pinède Parish, Cartier Island|Pinède Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || French for "pinewood"
|-
| [[Pinewood, Kalúen|Pinewood]] || [[Kalúen]] || A pinewood located within the county borders
|-
| [[Pittaq Parish, San Rafael|Pittaq Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''pittaq'' ("long"). Pronounced /ˈpɪtɔː/
|-
| [[Plage-Royale Parish, Cartier Island|Plage-Royale Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || French for "royal beach". The former royal house of Lág reportedly enjoyed visiting the area in the summer.
|-
| [[Plains, Kalúen|Plains]] || [[Kalúen]] || The flat land in which the county is located
|-
| [[Plymouth, Lág|Plymouth]] || [[Lág]] || rowspan=2|The English city of {{W|Plymouth}}
|-
| [[Plymouth, New Lothian|Plymouth]] || [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Pollock Parish, San Rafael|Pollock Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || Adrian Pollock, justice of the [[Supreme Court of San Rafael]]
|-
| [[Portsmouth, San Rafael|Portsmouth]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English city of {{W|Portsmouth}}
|-
| [[Port Saxonia County, Janval|Port Saxonia County]] || [[Janval]] || From ''Saxonia'', the Latin name for {{W|Saxony}}
|-
| [[Port-Victoria Parish, Cartier Island|Port-Victoria Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || From Latin ''victoria'' ("victory"), in reference to the Kalșerian victory in the [[Kalșerian War of Independence|War of Independence]]
|-
| [[Postwick, Urgel|Postwick]] || [[Urgel]] || From {{W|Postwick with Witton|Postwick}}, where one of the founders of the city hailed from. Pronounced /ˈpɔstwɪk/
|-
| [[Potsdam, Janval|Potsdam]] || [[Janval]] || The German city of {{W|Potsdam}}
|-
| [[Providence County, New Kerry|Providence County]] || [[New Kerry]] || {{W|Divine providence}}
|}

==Q==
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Quailton Parish, San Rafael|Quailton Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The many {{W|quail}}s spotted in the area
|-
| [[Quigley County, Janval|Quigley County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Daniel Quigley]] (1757–1803), Kalșerian patriot
|}

==R==
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Raleigh County, Quincollia|Raleigh County]] || [[Quincollia]] || {{W|Walter Raleigh}}, English explorer
|-
| [[Ranojobái, Tigupoke|Ranojobái]] || [[Tigupoke]] || [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] translation of "sea urchin bay"
|-
| [[Reed, Kalúen|Reed]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Philemon Reed]], [[Governor of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Reeveton County, Lág|Reeveton County]] || [[Lág]] || [[Reeveton, Lág]], itself named after [[Lucretius Reeve]] (1842–1911), twenty-fourth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Reigate County, Urgel|Reigate County]] || [[Urgel]] || The English town of {{W|Reigate}}
|-
| [[Renée County, Tigupoke|Renée County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || [[Renée, Tigupoke]], itself named after the wife of the founder
|-
| [[Reval, Kalúen|Reval]] || [[Kalúen]] || The city of {{W|Tallinn|Reval}} (now Tallinn)
|-
| [[Rhodes, Kalúen|Rhodes]] || [[Kalúen]] || The Greek island of {{W|Rhodes}}
|-
| [[Richmond, Kalúen|Richmond]] || [[Kalúen]] || The English town of {{W|Richmond, London|Richmond}}
|-
| [[Rinnacade County, New Kerry|Rinnacade County]] || [[New Kerry]] || From Irish ''Rinn na Céad'' ("Cape of the Hundred"); this is where the hundred most valiant soldiers of [[Rovuan VII of Lág]] allegedly departed to conquer the [[Șanvel]] tribe
|-
| [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen]] || [[Lág]] || Uncertain, possibly from Kalhan ''riha șena'' ("pleasant weather")
|-
| [[Rive-des-Cailles Parish, Cartier Island|Rive-des-Cailles Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || French for "quail shore"
|-
| [[Riverbend County, Lág|Riverbend County]] || [[Lág]] || Its lcoation by the [[Sayoo River]], which begins to form the border between Kalúen and Lág
|-
| [[Roche Parish, Cartier Island|Roche Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || From French ''roche'' ("rock")
|-
| [[Rochelle County, Kalúen|Rochelle County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The French city of {{W|La Rochelle}}
|-
| [[Róderik Éfongi County, Tigupoke|Róderik Éfongi County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || [[Róderik Éfongi]], Kalșerian writer and poet
|-
| [[Rogers County, Urgel|Rogers County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Maurice Rogers]], third [[Governor of Urgel]]
|-
| [[Rolasál County, Tigupoke|Rolasál County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Uncertain, possibly from Kalhan ''rólasi hal'' ("place of the thirteen"), in relation to the thirteen families who first settled northern Tigupoke
|-
| [[Roniem Beach County, Kalúen|Roniem Beach County]] || [[Kalúen]] || From Kalhan ''roniem'' ("rock (at sea)")
|-
| [[Rosby, Kalúen|Rosby]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[William Rosby]], admiral of the [[Kalșerian Navy]]
|-
| [[Roscoe, New Kerry|Roscoe]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Roscoe Fitzsimmons]], [[Governor of New Kerry]]
|-
| [[Roscommon County, New Kerry|Roscommon County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Roscommon}}
|-
| [[Roscrea County, New Kerry|Roscrea County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Roscrea}}
|-
| [[Rose Gardens, Cape Sundervale|Rose Gardens]] || [[Cape Sundervale]] || The roses in the garden of the [[Governor General's Mansion, Cape Sundervale|Governor General's Mansion]]
|-
| [[Roskill County, Quincollia|Roskill County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Lancelot Roskill]], third [[Governor of New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Rostock, Kalúen|Rostock]] || [[Kalúen]] || The German city of {{W|Rostock}}
|-
| [[Ruddy County, Takalim|Ruddy County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Hubert Ruddy]], fourth [[Governor of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Russelville, Urgel|Russelville]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Saul Russell]], fourth Governor of Urgel
|}

==S==
==T==
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| [[Takasoo, Takalim|Takasoo]] || [[Takalim]] || Combination of the names ''Takalim'' and ''[[Sayoo River|Sayoo]]''
|-
| [[Tártagi County, New Lothian|Tártagi County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Antonius Tártagi]], justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél]] || [[Evalria]] || From [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] ''tașa rel'' ("old city")
|-
| [[Tecwen County, Quincollia|Tecwen County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[William Tecwen Darby]] (1802–1887), fourteenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Teignmouth County, Takalim|Teignmouth County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Teignmouth}}
|-
| [[Teller County, New Lothian|Teller County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Edward P. Teller]], second [[Governor of New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Terreneuve Parish, Cartier Island|Terreneuve Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || From French ''terre neuve'' ("new land")
|-
| [[Thomasville County, New Lothian|Thomasville County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Thomas M. Blackbourne]] (1757–1827), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Thompson County, Lág|Thompson County]] || [[Lág]] || [[Isaiah Thompson]], second [[Governor of Lág]]
|-
| [[Thurrock County, Tigupoke|Thurrock County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || [[Ezekiel Thurrock]] (1794–1859), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Tilley County, Janval|Tilley County]] || [[Janval]] || Joseph J. Tilley, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Janval]]
|-
| [[Tisdale County, Urgel|Tisdale County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Samuel Tisdale]], second [[Governor of Urgel]]
|-
| [[Tondreau County, Lág|Tondreau County]] || [[Lág]] || [[William Tondreau]], Governor of Lág
|-
| [[Towner, Lág|Towner]] || [[Lág]] || [[Caleb Towner]] (1786–1853), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Tranatlanty County, New Kerry|Tranatlanty County]] || [[New Kerry]] || From Irish ''trá an Atlantaigh'' ("Atlantic beach")
|-
| [[Travis County, Takalim|Travis County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Michael Travis]], third [[Governor of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Treetoor, New Kerry|Treetoor]] || [[New Kerry]] || From Irish ''trí thúr'' ("three towers"), perhaps in homage to the [[Three Obelisks of Evalria]]
|-
| [[Tremblay, Cartier Island|Tremblay]] || [[Cartier Island]] || [[Philippe Tremblay]], fifth [[President of the Cantonal Council of Cartier Island|Governor of Cartier Island]]
|-
| [[Tripoint County, Kalúen|Tripoint County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The position of the county between the cantons of Kalúen, Lág and New Lothian
|-
| [[Tuscany County, New Kerry|Tuscany County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Italian region of {{W|Tuscany}}
|-
| [[Tyler County, Tigupoke|Tyler County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || justice of the [[Supreme Court of Lág]]
|}

==U==
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| [[Ușinal Parish, San Rafael|Ușinal Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Kalhan ''use'' ("west") and ''șinal'' ("port")
|-
| [[Uslar, Evalria|Uslar]] || [[Evalria]] || From Kalhan ''use'' ("west") and ''larón'' ("river")
|-
| [[Uxbridge County, Takalim|Uxbridge County]] || [[Takalim]] || Either from the suburban town of {{W|Uxbridge}}, in {{W|London}}, or from the combination of the names ''Oxford'' and ''Cambridge''
|}

==V==
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| [[Vandergarde County, Lág|Vandergarde County]] || [[Lág]] || Henry Vandergarde, first mayor of county seat [[Perry, Lág]]
|-
| [[Varșvai County, New Lothian|Varșvai County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Unknown, possibly from a combination of [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] ''varaș'' ("cod") and ''bai'' ("bay")
|-
| [[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín]] || [[Quincollia]] || From Kalhan ''beș minia'' ("five hills")
|-
| [[Venus County, Lág|Venus County]] || [[Lág]] || The Roman goddess {{W|Venus (mythology)|Venus}}
|-
| [[Versé, Tigupoke|Versé]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Unknown, possibly from Kalhan ''vensaseri'' ("a place with a high density of lizards")
|-
| [[Vierge-Marie Parish, Cartier Island|Vierge-Marie Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || From {{W|French language|French}} ''Vierge Marie'' ("Virgin Mary"), in reference to {{W|Mary, mother of Jesus}}
|-
| [[Virgo, Janval|Virgo]] || [[Janval]] || Latin for "virgin", in reference to Mary, mother of Jesus
|}

==W==
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| [[Warrington, Quincollia|Warrington]] || [[Quincollia]] || The {{W|England|English}} town of {{W|Warrington}}
|-
| [[Warwick County, Tigupoke|Warwick County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The English town of {{W|Warwick}}. Pronounced {{IPA|/ˈwɔrwɪk/}}, unlike the English town
|-
| [[Washburn County, Takalim|Washburn County]] || [[Takalim]] || Desmond Washburn, one of the founders of the city
|-
| [[Washington, Kalúen|Washington]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|George Washington}} (1732–1799), first President of the United States
|-
| [[Wasserville County, Janval|Wasserville]] || [[Janval]] || Combination of German ''Wasser'' ("water") and ''-ville''
|-
| [[Waterford, Janval|Waterford]] || [[Janval]] || The {{W|Republic of Ireland|Irish}} city of {{W|Waterford}}
|-
| [[Watermill, Kalúen|Watermill]] || [[Kalúen]] || A nearby large watermill which has since been demolished and reconstructed
|-
| [[Webberton, Kalúen|Webberton]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Benjamin Webber]] (1774–1843), eighth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Welegisg Parish, San Rafael|Welegisg Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''welegisg'' ("nice breeze")
|-
| [[Welles County, New Lothian|Welles County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Robert G. Welles, local entrepreneur. Pronounced {{IPA|/ˈwɛlɪs/}}
|-
| [[Welneweg Parish, San Rafael|Welneweg Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''welneweg'' ("breezy")
|-
| [[Wesley County, Urgel|Wesley County]] || [[Urgel]] || {{W|John Wesley}} (1703–1791), English cleric and theologian
|-
| [[Weston County, New Kerry|Weston County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The English town of {{W|Weston-super-Mare}}
|-
| [[Westphalia County, Lág|Westphalia County]] || [[Lág]] || The {{W|Germany|German}} region of {{W|Westphalia}}
|-
| [[Westport, New Kerry|Westport]] || [[New Kerry]] || The {{W|Republic of Ireland|Irish}} town of {{W|Westport, County Mayo|Westport}}
|-
| [[Westree County, Quincollia|Westree County]] || [[Quincollia]] || Unknown, possibly from the union of the words ''west'' and ''tree''
|-
| [[Wheeler County, New Lothian|Wheeler County]] || [[New Lothian]] || J. Thomas Wheeler, justice of the Supreme Court of New Lothian
|-
| [[Whitecliff, Kalúen|Whitecliff]] || [[Kalúen]] || Unknown, possibly in reference to the {{W|White Cliffs of Dover}}. The first settlers came from that area
|-
| [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver]] || [[Urgel]] || White River, a creek situated within the city limits
|-
| [[Whitman County, Urgel|Whitman County]] || [[Urgel]] || DeForest Whitman, a local lawyer and first county sheriff
|-
| [[Williams County, Urgel|Williams County]] || [[Urgel]] || Philemon Williams, justice of the Supreme Court of Urgel
|-
| [[Wilson County, Kalúen|Wilson County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Hortense Wilson, local women's suffrage activist. Formerly "Allentown County"
|-
| [[Wordsworth, Tigupoke|Wordsworth]] || [[Tigupoke]] || {{W|William Wordsworth}} (1770–1850), English poet
|-
| [[Wrexham County, New Lothian|Wrexham County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The {{W|Wales|Welsh}} city of {{W|Wrexham}}
|}

==X==
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| [[Xenocrates, Urgel|Xenocrates]] || [[Urgel]] || {{W|Xenocrates}}, Greek philosopher and mathematician
|}

==Y==
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| [[Yarmouth County, Urgel|Yarmouth County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The {{W|England|English}} town of {{W|Great Yarmouth}}
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| [[Yarrey, Quincollia|Yarrey County]] || [[Quincollia]] || The [[Yarrey Creek]]. The etymology of the name "Yarrey" is unknown.
|-
| [[Yewtree, Urgel|Yewtree]] || [[Urgel]] || The yew tree (''{{W|Taxus baccata}}''). No yew trees have been documented to have grown in the area.
|-
| [[Yoricksburg, New Kerry|Yoricksburg]] || [[New Kerry]] || Unknown, possibly as an indirect homage to {{W|William Shakespeare}}
|}

==Z==
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| [[Zealand, Janval|Zealand]] || [[Janval]] || The Danish island of {{W|Zealand}}
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| [[Zola County, Janval|Zola County]] || [[Janval]] || {{W|Émile Zola}} (1840–1902), French author and journalist
|-
| [[Zweiflusse County, Janval|Zweiflusse County]] || [[Janval]] || From German ''zwei Flüsse'' ("two rivers"), in reference to the [[St. Peter River]] and the [[Jarron River]]
|}

{{Municipalities of Kalseri}}

[[Category:Lists of municipalities of Kalșeri]]

List of Kalșerian municipality name etymologies

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This is a list of '''Kalșerian municipality name etymologies'''. The most common sources for [[Municipalities of Kalșeri|municipality]] names include historical figures, places in Europe and words from other languages.

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==A==
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| [[Aalborg, Janval|Aalborg]] || [[Janval]] || The {{W|Denmark|Danish}} city of {{W|Aalborg}}
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| [[Abedul Parish, San Rafael|Abedul Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Spanish ''abedul'' ("{{W|birch}}")
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| [[Aberdeen County, Urgel|Aberdeen County]] || [[Urgel]] || The {{W|Scotland|Scottish}} city of {{W|Aberdeen}}
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| [[Abernahy, New Kerry|Abernahy County]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Philip Abernahy]] (1804–1890), 13th [[President of Kalșeri]]
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| [[Accrington Parish, San Rafael|Accrington Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English town of {{W|Accrington}}
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| [[Achill County, New Kerry|Achill County]] || [[New Kerry]] || {{W|Achill Island}}, {{W|Ireland}}
|-
| [[Ackison County, Kalúen|Ackison County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Unknown, possibly a corruption of the surname of [[Stephen Acheson]], the first Mayor of [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy]]
|-
| [[Adams County, Kalúen|Adams County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|John Quincy Adams}} (1767–1848), 6th President of the United States
|-
| [[Addison County, Takalim|Addison County]] || [[Takalim]] || Joseph Addison, one of the first settlers of the area
|-
| [[Adlai County, Takalim|Adlai County]] || [[Takalim]] || A son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Admiral Tógisi Parish, San Rafael|Admiral Tógisi Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || [[Chief of Staff of the Kalșerian Navy]] [[Georgius Tógisi]] (1871–1957), who oversaw the expansion of the Navy
|-
| [[Aduomka, New Lothian|Aduomka]] || [[New Lothian]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''atuomg'' ("sand")
|-
| [[Agnes, Lág|Agnes]] || [[Lág]] || The wife of the first county clerk
|-
| [[Aitkenville County, Lág|Aitkenville County]] || [[Lág]] || Robert Aitken (1758–1823), first Speaker of the [[People's Assembly of Lág]]
|-
| [[Albertville County, Lág|Albertville County]] || [[Lág]] || The son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Ágisi County, Quincollia|Ágisi County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Daniel Ágisi]], [[Governor of New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Alhambra County, Kalúen|Alhambra County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|Alhambra}}, a palace and fortress complex in {{W|Granada}}, {{W|Spain}}
|-
| [[Alva County, Lág|Alva County]] || [[Lág]] || The wife of the first county clerk
|-
| [[Amitgig County, Quincollia|Amitgig County]] || [[Quincollia]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''amitgig'' ("somewhat cold")
|-
| [[Amity County, Urgel|Amity County]] || [[Urgel]] || Chosen in reference to the goodwill of the counties that chose to merge
|-
| [[Appleton County, Lág|Appleton County]] || [[Lág]] || The apple orchards operating in the area
|-
| [[Ashall County, Kalúen|Ashall County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Anglicization of ''[[Așál]]'', the name of the chiefdom that used to inhabit modern-day [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Austerlitz County, Janval|Austerlitz County]] || [[Janval]] || Austerlitz (now {{W|Slavkov u Brna}} in the {{W|Czech Republic}}), through the {{W|Battle of Austerlitz}}
|-
| [[Ayr County, Lág|Ayr County]] || [[Lág]] || The Scottish town of {{W|Ayr}}
|}

==B==
==C==
==D==
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| [[Darcy County, New Lothian|Darcy County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The French town of {{W|Bois-d'Arcy, Yvelines|Bois-d'Arcy}}
|-
| [[Darlington County, Urgel|Darlington County]] || [[Urgel]] || The English town of {{W|Darlington}}
|-
| [[Dartford County, Tigupoke|Dartford County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The English settlement of {{W|Dartford}}
|-
| [[Dax Parish, Cartier Island|Dax Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || The French town of {{W|Dax, Landes|Dax}}
|-
| [[Delahaye Parish, Cartier Island|Delahaye Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || rowspan=2|[[Jean-Yves Delahaye]] (1791–1867), 10th [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Delahaye Parish, San Rafael|Delahaye Parish]] || [[San Rafael]]
|-
| [[Derby County, Takalim|Derby County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English city of {{W|Derby}}. Pronounced {{IPA|/ˈdɜ(r).bi/}}
|-
| [[Derry County, New Kerry|Derry County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Northern Irish city of {{W|Derry|Derry / Londonderry}}
|-
| [[Dixon, Kalúen|Dixon]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Oliver J. Dixon]] (1731–1804), 1st [[High Summoner of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Douglas County, New Kerry|Douglas County]] || [[New Kerry]] || J. P. Douglas, local [[Congress of Kalșeri|Congressman]] at the time of the establishment of the county
|-
| [[Dover County, Takalim|Dover County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Dover}}
|-
| [[Dundalk County, Takalim|Dundalk County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Dundalk}}
|-
| [[Durham County, New Lothian|Durham County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The English city of {{W|Durham, England|Durham}}
|}

==E==
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Eady County, Urgel|Eady County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Jacob Eady]] (1782–1845), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
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| [[East Bremen County, Janval|East Bremen County]] || [[Janval]] || Its location east of [[Bremen, Janval]]
|-
| [[East Caesarea County, Urgel|East Caesarea County]] || [[Urgel]] || Its location east of [[Caesarea, Urgel]]
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| [[Easter County, Kalúen|Easter County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The county was created on Easter week
|-
| [[Eastriver County, Takalim|Eastriver County]] || [[Takalim]] || Its location east of the [[Sayoo River]]
|-
| [[Eaveston County, Kalúen|Eaveston County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Ulysses R. Eaves, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Ebsdorf County, Janval|Ebsdorf County]] || [[Janval]] || The {{W|Martyrs of Ebsdorf}}
|-
| [[Edo County, Kalúen|Edo County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The Japanese city of {{W|Edo}} (now {{W|Tokyo}})
|-
| [[Edsel County, Urgel|Edsel County]] || [[Urgel]] || The youngest son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Elaine County, New Lothian|Elaine County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The wife of the first mayor of [[New Amsterdam, New Lothian]], which is located within county borders
|-
| [[Eleanor County, Lág|Eleanor County]] || [[Lág]] || The youngest daughter of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Elmer County, Kalúen|Elmer County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The youngest son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Emin, Lág|Emin]] || [[Lág]] || Shortening of the original name ''Égamin'', [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] for "acorn hill"
|-
| [[Englishtown County, Janval|Englishtown County]] || [[Janval]] || The town was founded by English settlers
|-
| [[Enteco, Takalim|Enteco]] || [[Takalim]] || NTECO, abbreviation used by the [[North Takalim Energy Company]]. Pronounced /ˈɛntɪkoʊ/
|-
| [[Epsan County, Quincollia|Epsan County]] || [[Quincollia]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''psan'' ("snow"; "snowfall"). Pronounced /ˈɛpsən/
|-
| [[Essex Parish, San Rafael|Essex Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English county of {{W|Essex}}
|-
| [[Etepetesen, San Rafael|Etepetesen]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''tp'te'sn'' ("south"). Pronounced /ɪˌtɛpɪˈtɛsɪn/
|-
| [[Eunice County, New Kerry|Eunice County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The mother of the first mayor of [[Wexford, New Kerry]], which is located within county borders
|-
| [[Eustace County, Quincollia|Eustace County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Eustace Botterill]], [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senator]] for New Lothian
|-
| [[Euston County, Takalim|Euston County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[E. Henry Euston]], second [[Governor of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Evanstown, Evalria|Evanstown]] || [[Evalria]] || [[Christopher C. Evans]], second [[Mayor of Evalria]] after independence
|-
| [[Ewing, Kalúen|Ewing]] || [[Kalúen]] || rowspan=2|[[John D. Ewing]] (1756–1829), fifth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Ewing, Quincollia|Ewing]] || [[Quincollia]]
|-
| [[Exeter County, Urgel|Exeter County]] || [[Urgel]] || The English city of {{W|Exeter}}
|}

==F==
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Falșak, Kalúen|Falșak]] || [[Kalúen]] || The [[Falșak River]] that flows within city borders
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| [[Farmington, Quincollia|Farmington]] || [[Quincollia]] || In reference to its location within a district dedicated to farming
|-
| [[Faulkner County, Takalim|Faulkner County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Josiah Faulkner]], [[Governor of Takalim]]
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| [[Ferguson, New Lothian|Ferguson]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Ishmael Ferguson]], [[Governor of New Lothian]]
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| [[Ferguson County, Urgel|Ferguson County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Benedict Ferguson]], first [[Governor of Urgel]]
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| [[Fikaugi County, Kalúen|Fikaugi County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The Fikaugi family, one of the most affluent families in the area at the time of the establishment of the canton
|-
| [[Finisterra, Tigupoke|Finisterra]] || [[Tigupoke]] || From Latin ''finis terrae'' ("land's end")
|-
| [[Fitzroy County, New Kerry|Fitzroy County]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Edmund FitzRoy]], second [[Governor of New Kerry]]
|-
| [[Flaherty, Quincollia|Flaherty]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Julius Flaherty]] (1816–1869), politician and prominent figure of the [[Quincollia cantonhood movement]]
|-
| [[Flawrell County, Kalúen|Flawrell County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Anglicization of the Kalhan word ''falarél'' ("city of the flatland")
|-
| [[Fleet County, New Lothian|Fleet County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The {{W|Water of Fleet}} in {{W|Scotland}}
|-
| [[Floyd, Quincollia|Floyd]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[John Richard Floyd]] (1809–1878), [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senator]] for [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Folkestone}}
|-
| [[Forbes County, Takalim|Forbes County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Marcus Aurelius Forbes]], first Governor of Takalim
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| [[Forsyth County, Tigupoke|Forsyth County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Henry B. Forsyth, local entrepreneur and benefactor
|-
| [[Frangi County, Janval|Frangi County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Odíseus Frangi]], third [[Governor of Janval]]
|-
| [[Frankfort, Janval|Frankfort]] || [[Janval]] || Anglicization of {{W|Frankfurt|Frankfurt am Main}}
|-
| [[Frederick County, Janval|Frederick County]] || [[Janval]] || {{W|Frederick the Great}}
|-
| [[Freiburg County, Janval|Freiburg County]] || [[Janval]] || The German city of {{W|Freiburg im Breisgau}}
|}

==G==
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Gaines County, Takalim|Gaines County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Tobias Gaines]] (1740–1813), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Gamooshegan, San Rafael|Gamooshegan]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''gmu'ji'gan'' ("wooden house"). Pronounced /ɡəˈmuːʃɪɡən/
|-
| [[Gannville, Takalim|Gannville]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Enrik Gann]] (1820–1911), fifteenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Garfield County, New Kerry|Garfield County]] || [[New Kerry]] || {{W|James A. Garfield}}, twentieth President of the United States
|-
| [[Garibaldi County, Kalúen|Garibaldi County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|Giuseppe Garibaldi}}, Italian patriot
|-
| [[Gaskoochill Parish, San Rafael|Gaskoochill Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gapsgu'jl'' ("little waterfalls"). Pronounced /gəsˈkuːt͡ʃɪl/
|-
| [[Gasteiz County, Urgel|Gasteiz County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Spanish city of {{W|Vitoria-Gasteiz}}
|-
| [[Gayoso Island, San Rafael|Gayoso Island]] || [[San Rafael]] || [[Bartolomé Gayoso]], Spanish-Kalșerian monk and explorer
|-
| [[Geasergi County, Janval|Geasergi County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Gabriel Geasergi]] (1822–1903), sixteenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Geeseekulkoo, New Lothian|Geeseekulkoo]] || [[New Lothian]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gisigu'lgw'' ("old canoe"; "old boat"). Pronounced /ˈɡiːziːkəlˌkuː/
|-
| [[Gelsenkirchen, Urgel|Gelsenkirchen]] || [[Urgel]] || The German city of {{W|Gelsenkirchen}}. Pronounced /ɡɛlsɪnˈkɜ(r)ʃən/
|-
| [[Geraldton, Kalúen|Geraldton]] || [[Kalúen]] || Gerald Johnson, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Gibson, Kalúen|Gibson]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Timothy Gibson]], [[Ministry of Defense (Kalșeri)|Minister of Defense]] under President [[James Orrey]]
|-
| [[Gichiseeboo County, New Lothian|Gichiseeboo County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Combination of the Miꞌkmaq words ''gigjiw'' ("near") and ''sipu'' ("river"). Pronounced /gɪt͡ʃɪˈsiːbuː/
|-
| [[Glamorgan Parish, San Rafael|Glamorgan Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The Welsh county of {{W|Glamorgan}}
|-
| [[Glasgow County, Urgel|Glasgow County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Scottish city of {{W|Glasgow}}
|-
| [[Glastonbury County, Kalúen|Glastonbury County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The English town of {{W|Glastonbury}}
|-
| [[Golconda County, Urgel|Golconda County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Indian former city of {{W|Golconda}}
|-
| [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore]] || [[Kalúen]] || The beach by the city
|-
| [[Gotha County, Lág|Gotha County]] || [[Lág]] || The German city of {{W|Gotha}}
|-
| [[Gozo County, Kalúen|Gozo County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The island of {{W|Gozo}}. Pronounced /ˈɡoʊzoʊ/
|-
| [[Grayson County, Lág|Grayson County]] || [[Lág]] || [[Stephen Grayson]] (1754–1817), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Grentree County, Quincollia|Grentree County]] || [[Quincollia]] || Corruption of "green tree"
|-
| [[Guernsey County, Lág|Guernsey County]] || [[Lág]] || The island of {{W|Guernsey}}
|-
| [[Gulfport County, Janval|Gulfport County]] || [[Janval]] || Its location within the [[Gulf of Janval]]
|-
| [[Guspogeewan County, Kalúen|Guspogeewan County]] || [[Kalúen]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gsipo'qiwan'' ("scratching place"). Pronounced /ɡəsˈpoʊɡɪwən/
|-
| [[Gwastatir, Evalria|Gwastatir]] || [[Evalria]] || From {{W|Welsh language|Welsh}} ''gwastatir'' ("flatland"). Pronounced /ɡwəˈstatiː(ə)r/
|-
| [[Gwitten Parish, San Rafael|Gwitten Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gwitn'' ("canoe")
|}

==H==
==I==
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Iasal, Tigupoke|Iasal]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Unknown, possibly from Kalhan ''ilasi hal'' ("place where the focal point is the ''ila''"). The ''ila'' was a seaside abode used by the soldiers of the King of Lág to warn of impending invasions from the sea.
|-
| [[Ilion County, Kalúen|Ilion County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The ancient Greek city of {{W|Troy}}, for which Ilion is another name
|-
| [[Inverness County, Takalim|Inverness County]] || [[Takalim]] || The Scottish city of {{W|Inverness}}
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| [[Ipswich, Urgel|Ipswich]] || [[Urgel]] || The English city of {{W|Ipswich}}
|-
| [[Isabel, San Rafael|Isabel]] || [[San Rafael]] || Possibly the wife of the first parish clerk
|-
| [[Islington County, Quincollia|Islington County]] || [[Quincollia]] || The {{W|London}} district of {{W|Islington}}
|}

==J==
{| class=wikitable
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[James, Takalim|James]] || [[Takalim]] || In reference to the three founders of the city: James Potter, J. James Copland and James Attonbarth
|-
| [[Jardines Parish, San Rafael|Jardines Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Spanish ''jardines'' ("gardens"), in reference to the gardens of [[Panetaw Lodge]] in [[Gillingham, San Rafael]], located in the parish.  Formerly "Gillingham Parish"
|-
| [[Jarronburg, Janval|Jarronburg]] || [[Janval]] || From the [[Jarron River]], which flows through the city
|-
| [[Jarvis County, Quincollia|Jarvis County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[John D. Jarvis]] (1748–1778), Kalșerian patriot
|-
| [[Jefferson County, Kalúen|Jefferson County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|Thomas Jefferson}} (1743–1826), third President of the United States
|-
| [[Jenkins, New Lothian|Jenkins]] || [[New Lothian]] || Naphthali Jenkins, founder of the city
|-
| [[Jensenburg, Urgel|Jensenburg]] || [[Urgel]] || The Jensen family, founders of the city
|-
| [[Jeremiah County, New Lothian|Jeremiah County]] || [[New Lothian]] || {{W|Jeremiah}}, one of the major prophets in the {{W|Bible}}
|-
| [[Jersey County, Tigupoke|Jersey County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The island of {{W|Jersey}}
|-
| [[Jim's Hill County, Takalim|Jim's Hill County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Jim Whiting]] (1733–1776), Kalșerian poet and patriot
|-
| [[Johnson County, Lág|Johnson County]] || [[Lág]] || rowspan=2|[[R. R. Y. Johnson]] (1805–1889), tenth [[High Summoner of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Johnson County, New Lothian|Johnson County]] || [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Johnstonville, Kalúen|Johnstonville]] || [[Kalúen]] || Jacob Johnston, Speaker of the [[Cantonal Assembly of Kalúen]]
|}

==K==
{| class=wikitable
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Kaminski County, Takalim|Kaminski County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Thomas Kaminski]], justice of the [[Supreme Court of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Kennedy County, New Kerry|Kennedy County]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Stephen J. Kennedy]], [[Governor of New Kerry]] from 1851 to 1863
|-
| [[Kennedy County, New Lothian|Kennedy County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Aloysius Kennedy]], [[Governor of New Lothian]] from 1878 to 1886
|-
| [[Kent Parish, San Rafael|Kent Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || rowspan=2|The English county of {{W|Kent}}
|-
| [[Kent County, Urgel|Kent County]] || [[Urgel]]
|-
| [[Kildare County, New Kerry|Kildare]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Kildare}}
|-
| [[Kilkenny County, New Kerry|Kilkenny]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Kilkenny}}
|-
| [[Killarney, Lág|Killarney]] || [[Lág]] || rowspan=2|The Irish town of {{W|Killarney}}
|-
| [[Killarney County, New Kerry|Killarney County]] || [[New Kerry]]
|-
| [[Kilroy, Quincollia|Kilroy]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Adam Kilroy]] (1747–1791), Kalșerian patriot
|-
| [[Kingsgate County, New Kerry|Kingsgate County]] || [[New Kerry]] || rowspan=2|The [[King's Gate]], the main entrance to Cape Sundervale
|-
| [[King's Gate, Cape Sundervale|King's Gate]] || [[Cape Sundervale]]
|-
| [[Kingston, Tigupoke|Kingston]] || [[Tigupoke]] || In reference to {{W|William III of England}}
|-
| [[Kinsale County, New Kerry|Kinsale County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Kinsale}}
|-
| [[Knowles County, Kalúen|Knowles County]] || [[Kalúen]] || rowspan=2|[[John William Knowles]] (1835–1906), seventeenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Knowles County, Urgel|Knowles County]] || [[Urgel]]
|-
| [[Kramer County, Takalim|Kramer County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Robert S. Kramer]], justice of the Supreme Court of Takalim
|-
| [[Kronașinhal, Tigupoke|Kronașinhal]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Kalhan translation of ''Crownsport''
|}

==L==
==M==
==N==
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| [[Nazareth County, Takalim|Nazareth County]] || [[Takalim]] || {{W|Nazareth}}, home town of {{W|Jesus}}
|-
| [[Nassau Park, Chalmersville|Nassau Park]] || [[Chalmersville]] || {{W|House of Nassau}}
|-
| [[Nelson County, Lág|Nelson County]] || [[Lág]] || [[Robert Nelson]], first [[Governor of Lág]]
|-
| [[Nemeech, Quincollia|Nemeech]] || [[Quincollia]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''nme'j'' ("fish"). Pronounced /nəˈmiːt͡ʃ/
|-
| [[New Athlone County, New Kerry|New Athlone County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Athlone}}
|-
| [[New Liverpool, San Rafael|New Liverpool]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English city of {{W|Liverpool}}
|-
| [[New Naas County, New Kerry|New Naas]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Naas}}
|-
| [[New Seville Parish, San Rafael|New Seville]] || [[San Rafael]] || The Spanish city of {{W|Seville}}
|-
| [[New Smyrna County, Takalim|New Smyrna County]] || [[Takalim]] || The Ancient Greek city of {{W|Smyrna}}
|-
| [[New Sparta County, Urgel|New Sparta County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Ancient Greek city-state of {{W|Sparta}}
|-
| [[Nice, New Kerry|Nice]] || [[New Kerry]] || The French city of {{W|Nice}}
|-
| [[Norman Parish, San Rafael|Norman Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || [[George E. Norman]], [[Governor of San Rafael]]
|-
| [[Northampton County, Takalim|Northampton County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Northampton}}
|-
| [[Norwich, Chalmersville|Norwich]] || [[Chalmersville]] || The English city of {{W|Norwich}}
|-
| [[Nottingham County, Urgel|Nottingham County]] || [[Urgel]] || The English city of {{W|Nottingham}}
|-
| [[Nouveau-Valais Parish, Cartier Island|Nouveau-Valais Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || The Swiss canton of {{W|Valais}}
|-
| [[Nouvelle-Besançon Parish, Cartier Island|Nouvelle-Besançon Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || The French city of {{W|Besançon}}
|-
| [[Nuiarél, New Lothian|Nuiarél]] || [[New Lothian]] || A combination of the Kalhan words ''Nuia'' (Anglicized as "[[Nooya River|Nooya]]") and ''rel'' ("city")
|-
| [[Nulcollia County, Lág|Nulcollia County]] || [[Lág]] || From the Latin words ''nullus'' ("not any"; "no one"; "nothing") and ''collis'' ("hill"), in reference to the [[Flanúr Flatland]], in which the county is located
|-
| [[Nye County, Takalim|Nye County]] || [[Takalim]] || Edward C. Nye, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Nyquist County, Janval|Nyquist County]] || [[Janval]] || The Nyquist family, one of the most important political families of Janval
|}

==O==
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| [[O'Higgins County, Urgel|O'Higgins County]] || [[Urgel]] || {{W|Bernardo O'Higgins}} (1778–1842), {{W|Chile}}an independence leader
|-
| [[O'Leary County, Takalim|O'Leary County]] || [[Takalim]] || Stephen O'Leary, mayor of Lennoxton
|-
| [[O'Malley, Urgel|O'Malley]] || [[Urgel]] || Caleb O'Malley, founder of the city
|-
| [[Oceansburg, Urgel|Oceansburg]] || [[Urgel]] || The city's proximity to the {{W|Atlantic Ocean}}
|-
| [[Old Town, Chalmersville|Old Town]] || [[Chalmersville]] || Oldest part of the city, built in the 17th century
|-
| [[Orange County, Lág|Orange County]] || [[Lág]] || The {{W|House of Orange-Nassau}}
|-
| [[Orff County, New Lothian|Orff County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Robert Orff, justice of the Supreme Court of New Lothian
|-
| [[Orville County, Lág|Orville County]] || [[Lág]] || James John Orville, justice of the Supreme Court of Lág
|-
| [[Oxford County, Takalim|Oxford County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English city of {{W|Oxford}}
|}

==P==
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| [[Paisley County, Kalúen|Paisley County]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Hubert Paisley]], [[Governor of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Paris Parish, San Rafael|Paris Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The French city of {{W|Paris}}
|-
| [[Patterson County, Kalúen|Patterson County]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Ulric Patterson]], Governor of Kalúen
|-
| [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Henry Samuel Percy]] (1749–1813), Kalșerian poet and patriot
|-
| [[Perla County, Tigupoke|Perla County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The daughter of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Peterborough County, Kalúen|Peterborough County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The English city of {{W|Peterborough}}. Pronounced /piːtə(r)ˈbʌrə/
|-
| [[Philipstown, Kalúen|Philipstown]] || [[Kalúen]] || Sebastian Philips (or Phillips), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Phoenicia, Kalúen|Phoenicia]] || [[Kalúen]] || The ancient civilization of {{W|Phoenicia}}
|-
| [[Picardy Parish, San Rafael|Picardy Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The French region of {{W|Picardy}}
|-
| [[Pinède Parish, Cartier Island|Pinède Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || French for "pinewood"
|-
| [[Pinewood, Kalúen|Pinewood]] || [[Kalúen]] || A pinewood located within the county borders
|-
| [[Pittaq Parish, San Rafael|Pittaq Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''pittaq'' ("long"). Pronounced /ˈpɪtɔː/
|-
| [[Plage-Royale Parish, Cartier Island|Plage-Royale Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || French for "royal beach". The former royal house of Lág reportedly enjoyed visiting the area in the summer.
|-
| [[Plains, Kalúen|Plains]] || [[Kalúen]] || The flat land in which the county is located
|-
| [[Plymouth, Lág|Plymouth]] || [[Lág]] || rowspan=2|The English city of {{W|Plymouth}}
|-
| [[Plymouth, New Lothian|Plymouth]] || [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Pollock Parish, San Rafael|Pollock Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || Adrian Pollock, justice of the [[Supreme Court of San Rafael]]
|-
| [[Portsmouth, San Rafael|Portsmouth]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English city of {{W|Portsmouth}}
|-
| [[Port Saxonia County, Janval|Port Saxonia County]] || [[Janval]] || From ''Saxonia'', the Latin name for {{W|Saxony}}
|-
| [[Port-Victoria Parish, Cartier Island|Port-Victoria Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || From Latin ''victoria'' ("victory"), in reference to the Kalșerian victory in the [[Kalșerian War of Independence|War of Independence]]
|-
| [[Postwick, Urgel|Postwick]] || [[Urgel]] || From {{W|Postwick with Witton|Postwick}}, where one of the founders of the city hailed from. Pronounced /ˈpɔstwɪk/
|-
| [[Potsdam, Janval|Potsdam]] || [[Janval]] || The German city of {{W|Potsdam}}
|-
| [[Providence County, New Kerry|Providence County]] || [[New Kerry]] || {{W|Divine providence}}
|}

==Q==
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| [[Quailton Parish, San Rafael|Quailton Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The many {{W|quail}}s spotted in the area
|-
| [[Quigley County, Janval|Quigley County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Daniel Quigley]] (1757–1803), Kalșerian patriot
|}

==R==
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| [[Raleigh County, Quincollia|Raleigh County]] || [[Quincollia]] || {{W|Walter Raleigh}}, English explorer
|-
| [[Ranojobái, Tigupoke|Ranojobái]] || [[Tigupoke]] || [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] translation of "sea urchin bay"
|-
| [[Reed, Kalúen|Reed]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Philemon Reed]], [[Governor of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Reeveton County, Lág|Reeveton County]] || [[Lág]] || [[Reeveton, Lág]], itself named after [[Lucretius Reeve]] (1842–1911), twenty-fourth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Reigate County, Urgel|Reigate County]] || [[Urgel]] || The English town of {{W|Reigate}}
|-
| [[Renée County, Tigupoke|Renée County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || [[Renée, Tigupoke]], itself named after the wife of the founder
|-
| [[Reval, Kalúen|Reval]] || [[Kalúen]] || The city of {{W|Tallinn|Reval}} (now Tallinn)
|-
| [[Rhodes, Kalúen|Rhodes]] || [[Kalúen]] || The Greek island of {{W|Rhodes}}
|-
| [[Richmond, Kalúen|Richmond]] || [[Kalúen]] || The English town of {{W|Richmond, London|Richmond}}
|-
| [[Rinnacade County, New Kerry|Rinnacade County]] || [[New Kerry]] || From Irish ''Rinn na Céad'' ("Cape of the Hundred"); this is where the hundred most valiant soldiers of [[Rovuan VII of Lág]] allegedly departed to conquer the [[Șanvel]] tribe
|-
| [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen]] || [[Lág]] || Uncertain, possibly from Kalhan ''riha șena'' ("pleasant weather")
|-
| [[Rive-des-Cailles Parish, Cartier Island|Rive-des-Cailles Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || French for "quail shore"
|-
| [[Riverbend County, Lág|Riverbend County]] || [[Lág]] || Its lcoation by the [[Sayoo River]], which begins to form the border between Kalúen and Lág
|-
| [[Roche Parish, Cartier Island|Roche Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || From French ''roche'' ("rock")
|-
| [[Rochelle County, Kalúen|Rochelle County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The French city of {{W|La Rochelle}}
|-
| [[Róderik Éfongi County, Tigupoke|Róderik Éfongi County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || [[Róderik Éfongi]], Kalșerian writer and poet
|-
| [[Rogers County, Urgel|Rogers County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Maurice Rogers]], third [[Governor of Urgel]]
|-
| [[Rolasál County, Tigupoke|Rolasál County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Uncertain, possibly from Kalhan ''rólasi hal'' ("place of the thirteen"), in relation to the thirteen families who first settled northern Tigupoke
|-
| [[Roniem Beach County, Kalúen|Roniem Beach County]] || [[Kalúen]] || From Kalhan ''roniem'' ("rock (at sea)")
|-
| [[Rosby, Kalúen|Rosby]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[William Rosby]], admiral of the [[Kalșerian Navy]]
|-
| [[Roscoe, New Kerry|Roscoe]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Roscoe Fitzsimmons]], [[Governor of New Kerry]]
|-
| [[Roscommon County, New Kerry|Roscommon County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Roscommon}}
|-
| [[Roscrea County, New Kerry|Roscrea County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Roscrea}}
|-
| [[Rose Gardens, Cape Sundervale|Rose Gardens]] || [[Cape Sundervale]] || The roses in the garden of the [[Governor General's Mansion, Cape Sundervale|Governor General's Mansion]]
|-
| [[Roskill County, Quincollia|Roskill County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Lancelot Roskill]], third [[Governor of New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Rostock, Kalúen|Rostock]] || [[Kalúen]] || The German city of {{W|Rostock}}
|-
| [[Ruddy County, Takalim|Ruddy County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Hubert Ruddy]], fourth [[Governor of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Russelville, Urgel|Russelville]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Saul Russell]], fourth Governor of Urgel
|}

==S==
==T==
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Takasoo, Takalim|Takasoo]] || [[Takalim]] || Combination of the names ''Takalim'' and ''[[Sayoo River|Sayoo]]''
|-
| [[Tártagi County, New Lothian|Tártagi County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Antonius Tártagi]], justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél]] || [[Evalria]] || From [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] ''tașa rel'' ("old city")
|-
| [[Tecwen County, Quincollia|Tecwen County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[William Tecwen Darby]] (1802–1887), fourteenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Teignmouth County, Takalim|Teignmouth County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Teignmouth}}
|-
| [[Teller County, New Lothian|Teller County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Edward P. Teller]], second [[Governor of New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Terreneuve Parish, Cartier Island|Terreneuve Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || From French ''terre neuve'' ("new land")
|-
| [[Thomasville County, New Lothian|Thomasville County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Thomas M. Blackbourne]] (1757–1827), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Thompson County, Lág|Thompson County]] || [[Lág]] || [[Isaiah Thompson]], second [[Governor of Lág]]
|-
| [[Thurrock County, Tigupoke|Thurrock County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || [[Ezekiel Thurrock]] (1794–1859), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Tilley County, Janval|Tilley County]] || [[Janval]] || Joseph J. Tilley, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Janval]]
|-
| [[Tisdale County, Urgel|Tisdale County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Samuel Tisdale]], second [[Governor of Urgel]]
|-
| [[Tondreau County, Lág|Tondreau County]] || [[Lág]] || [[William Tondreau]], Governor of Lág
|-
| [[Towner, Lág|Towner]] || [[Lág]] || [[Caleb Towner]] (1786–1853), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Tranatlanty County, New Kerry|Tranatlanty County]] || [[New Kerry]] || From Irish ''trá an Atlantaigh'' ("Atlantic beach")
|-
| [[Travis County, Takalim|Travis County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Michael Travis]], third [[Governor of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Treetoor, New Kerry|Treetoor]] || [[New Kerry]] || From Irish ''trí thúr'' ("three towers"), perhaps in homage to the [[Three Obelisks of Evalria]]
|-
| [[Tremblay, Cartier Island|Tremblay]] || [[Cartier Island]] || [[Philippe Tremblay]], fifth [[President of the Cantonal Council of Cartier Island|Governor of Cartier Island]]
|-
| [[Tripoint County, Kalúen|Tripoint County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The position of the county between the cantons of Kalúen, Lág and New Lothian
|-
| [[Tuscany County, New Kerry|Tuscany County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Italian region of {{W|Tuscany}}
|-
| [[Tyler County, Tigupoke|Tyler County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || justice of the [[Supreme Court of Lág]]
|}

==U==
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| [[Ușinal Parish, San Rafael|Ușinal Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Kalhan ''use'' ("west") and ''șinal'' ("port")
|-
| [[Uslar, Evalria|Uslar]] || [[Evalria]] || From Kalhan ''use'' ("west") and ''larón'' ("river")
|-
| [[Uxbridge County, Takalim|Uxbridge County]] || [[Takalim]] || Either from the suburban town of {{W|Uxbridge}}, in {{W|London}}, or from the combination of the names ''Oxford'' and ''Cambridge''
|}

==V==
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Vandergarde County, Lág|Vandergarde County]] || [[Lág]] || Henry Vandergarde, first mayor of county seat [[Perry, Lág]]
|-
| [[Varșvai County, New Lothian|Varșvai County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Unknown, possibly from a combination of [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] ''varaș'' ("cod") and ''bai'' ("bay")
|-
| [[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín]] || [[Quincollia]] || From Kalhan ''beș minia'' ("five hills")
|-
| [[Venus County, Lág|Venus County]] || [[Lág]] || The Roman goddess {{W|Venus (mythology)|Venus}}
|-
| [[Versé, Tigupoke|Versé]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Unknown, possibly from Kalhan ''vensaseri'' ("a place with a high density of lizards")
|-
| [[Vierge-Marie Parish, Cartier Island|Vierge-Marie Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || From {{W|French language|French}} ''Vierge Marie'' ("Virgin Mary"), in reference to {{W|Mary, mother of Jesus}}
|-
| [[Virgo, Janval|Virgo]] || [[Janval]] || Latin for "virgin", in reference to Mary, mother of Jesus
|}

==W==
{| class=wikitable
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Warrington, Quincollia|Warrington]] || [[Quincollia]] || The {{W|England|English}} town of {{W|Warrington}}
|-
| [[Warwick County, Tigupoke|Warwick County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The English town of {{W|Warwick}}. Pronounced {{IPA|/ˈwɔrwɪk/}}, unlike the English town
|-
| [[Washburn County, Takalim|Washburn County]] || [[Takalim]] || Desmond Washburn, one of the founders of the city
|-
| [[Washington, Kalúen|Washington]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|George Washington}} (1732–1799), first President of the United States
|-
| [[Wasserville County, Janval|Wasserville]] || [[Janval]] || Combination of German ''Wasser'' ("water") and ''-ville''
|-
| [[Waterford, Janval|Waterford]] || [[Janval]] || The {{W|Republic of Ireland|Irish}} city of {{W|Waterford}}
|-
| [[Watermill, Kalúen|Watermill]] || [[Kalúen]] || A nearby large watermill which has since been demolished and reconstructed
|-
| [[Webberton, Kalúen|Webberton]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Benjamin Webber]] (1774–1843), eighth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Welegisg Parish, San Rafael|Welegisg Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''welegisg'' ("nice breeze")
|-
| [[Welles County, New Lothian|Welles County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Robert G. Welles, local entrepreneur. Pronounced {{IPA|/ˈwɛlɪs/}}
|-
| [[Welneweg Parish, San Rafael|Welneweg Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''welneweg'' ("breezy")
|-
| [[Wesley County, Urgel|Wesley County]] || [[Urgel]] || {{W|John Wesley}} (1703–1791), English cleric and theologian
|-
| [[Weston County, New Kerry|Weston County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The English town of {{W|Weston-super-Mare}}
|-
| [[Westphalia County, Lág|Westphalia County]] || [[Lág]] || The {{W|Germany|German}} region of {{W|Westphalia}}
|-
| [[Westport, New Kerry|Westport]] || [[New Kerry]] || The {{W|Republic of Ireland|Irish}} town of {{W|Westport, County Mayo|Westport}}
|-
| [[Westree County, Quincollia|Westree County]] || [[Quincollia]] || Unknown, possibly from the union of the words ''west'' and ''tree''
|-
| [[Wheeler County, New Lothian|Wheeler County]] || [[New Lothian]] || J. Thomas Wheeler, justice of the Supreme Court of New Lothian
|-
| [[Whitecliff, Kalúen|Whitecliff]] || [[Kalúen]] || Unknown, possibly in reference to the {{W|White Cliffs of Dover}}. The first settlers came from that area
|-
| [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver]] || [[Urgel]] || White River, a creek situated within the city limits
|-
| [[Whitman County, Urgel|Whitman County]] || [[Urgel]] || DeForest Whitman, a local lawyer and first county sheriff
|-
| [[Williams County, Urgel|Williams County]] || [[Urgel]] || Philemon Williams, justice of the Supreme Court of Urgel
|-
| [[Wilson County, Kalúen|Wilson County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Hortense Wilson, local women's suffrage activist. Formerly "Allentown County"
|-
| [[Wordsworth, Tigupoke|Wordsworth]] || [[Tigupoke]] || {{W|William Wordsworth}} (1770–1850), English poet
|-
| [[Wrexham County, New Lothian|Wrexham County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The {{W|Wales|Welsh}} city of {{W|Wrexham}}
|}

==X==
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| [[Xenocrates, Urgel|Xenocrates]] || [[Urgel]] || {{W|Xenocrates}}, Greek philosopher and mathematician
|}

==Y==
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Yarmouth County, Urgel|Yarmouth County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The {{W|England|English}} town of {{W|Great Yarmouth}}
|-
| [[Yarrey, Quincollia|Yarrey County]] || [[Quincollia]] || The [[Yarrey Creek]]. The etymology of the name "Yarrey" is unknown.
|-
| [[Yewtree, Urgel|Yewtree]] || [[Urgel]] || The yew tree (''{{W|Taxus baccata}}''). No yew trees have been documented to have grown in the area.
|-
| [[Yoricksburg, New Kerry|Yoricksburg]] || [[New Kerry]] || Unknown, possibly as an indirect homage to {{W|William Shakespeare}}
|}

==Z==
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Zealand, Janval|Zealand]] || [[Janval]] || The Danish island of {{W|Zealand}}
|-
| [[Zola County, Janval|Zola County]] || [[Janval]] || {{W|Émile Zola}} (1840–1902), French author and journalist
|-
| [[Zweiflusse County, Janval|Zweiflusse County]] || [[Janval]] || From German ''zwei Flüsse'' ("two rivers"), in reference to the [[St. Peter River]] and the [[Jarron River]]
|}

{{Municipalities of Kalseri}}

[[Category:Lists of municipalities of Kalșeri]]

List of Kalșerian municipality name etymologies

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This is a list of '''Kalșerian municipality name etymologies'''. The most common sources for [[Municipalities of Kalșeri|municipality]] names include historical figures, places in Europe and words from other languages.

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==A==
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| [[Aalborg, Janval|Aalborg]] || [[Janval]] || The {{W|Denmark|Danish}} city of {{W|Aalborg}}
|-
| [[Abedul Parish, San Rafael|Abedul Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Spanish ''abedul'' ("{{W|birch}}")
|-
| [[Aberdeen County, Urgel|Aberdeen County]] || [[Urgel]] || The {{W|Scotland|Scottish}} city of {{W|Aberdeen}}
|-
| [[Abernahy, New Kerry|Abernahy County]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Philip Abernahy]] (1804–1890), 13th [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Accrington Parish, San Rafael|Accrington Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English town of {{W|Accrington}}
|-
| [[Achill County, New Kerry|Achill County]] || [[New Kerry]] || {{W|Achill Island}}, {{W|Ireland}}
|-
| [[Ackison County, Kalúen|Ackison County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Unknown, possibly a corruption of the surname of [[Stephen Acheson]], the first Mayor of [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy]]
|-
| [[Adams County, Kalúen|Adams County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|John Quincy Adams}} (1767–1848), 6th President of the United States
|-
| [[Addison County, Takalim|Addison County]] || [[Takalim]] || Joseph Addison, one of the first settlers of the area
|-
| [[Adlai County, Takalim|Adlai County]] || [[Takalim]] || A son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Admiral Tógisi Parish, San Rafael|Admiral Tógisi Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || [[Chief of Staff of the Kalșerian Navy]] [[Georgius Tógisi]] (1871–1957), who oversaw the expansion of the Navy
|-
| [[Aduomka, New Lothian|Aduomka]] || [[New Lothian]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''atuomg'' ("sand")
|-
| [[Agnes, Lág|Agnes]] || [[Lág]] || The wife of the first county clerk
|-
| [[Aitkenville County, Lág|Aitkenville County]] || [[Lág]] || Robert Aitken (1758–1823), first Speaker of the [[People's Assembly of Lág]]
|-
| [[Albertville County, Lág|Albertville County]] || [[Lág]] || The son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Ágisi County, Quincollia|Ágisi County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Daniel Ágisi]], [[Governor of New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Alhambra County, Kalúen|Alhambra County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|Alhambra}}, a palace and fortress complex in {{W|Granada}}, {{W|Spain}}
|-
| [[Alva County, Lág|Alva County]] || [[Lág]] || The wife of the first county clerk
|-
| [[Amitgig County, Quincollia|Amitgig County]] || [[Quincollia]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''amitgig'' ("somewhat cold")
|-
| [[Amity County, Urgel|Amity County]] || [[Urgel]] || Chosen in reference to the goodwill of the counties that chose to merge
|-
| [[Appleton County, Lág|Appleton County]] || [[Lág]] || The apple orchards operating in the area
|-
| [[Ashall County, Kalúen|Ashall County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Anglicization of ''[[Așál]]'', the name of the chiefdom that used to inhabit modern-day [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Austerlitz County, Janval|Austerlitz County]] || [[Janval]] || Austerlitz (now {{W|Slavkov u Brna}} in the {{W|Czech Republic}}), through the {{W|Battle of Austerlitz}}
|-
| [[Ayr County, Lág|Ayr County]] || [[Lág]] || The Scottish town of {{W|Ayr}}
|}

==B==
==C==
==D==
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| [[Darcy County, New Lothian|Darcy County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The French town of {{W|Bois-d'Arcy, Yvelines|Bois-d'Arcy}}
|-
| [[Darlington County, Urgel|Darlington County]] || [[Urgel]] || The English town of {{W|Darlington}}
|-
| [[Dartford County, Tigupoke|Dartford County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The English settlement of {{W|Dartford}}
|-
| [[Dax Parish, Cartier Island|Dax Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || The French town of {{W|Dax, Landes|Dax}}
|-
| [[Delahaye Parish, Cartier Island|Delahaye Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || rowspan=2|[[Jean-Yves Delahaye]] (1791–1867), 10th [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Delahaye Parish, San Rafael|Delahaye Parish]] || [[San Rafael]]
|-
| [[Derby County, Takalim|Derby County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English city of {{W|Derby}}. Pronounced {{IPA|/ˈdɜ(r).bi/}}
|-
| [[Derry County, New Kerry|Derry County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Northern Irish city of {{W|Derry|Derry / Londonderry}}
|-
| [[Dixon, Kalúen|Dixon]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Oliver J. Dixon]] (1731–1804), 1st [[High Summoner of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Douglas County, New Kerry|Douglas County]] || [[New Kerry]] || J. P. Douglas, local [[Congress of Kalșeri|Congressman]] at the time of the establishment of the county
|-
| [[Dover County, Takalim|Dover County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Dover}}
|-
| [[Dundalk County, Takalim|Dundalk County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Dundalk}}
|-
| [[Durham County, New Lothian|Durham County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The English city of {{W|Durham, England|Durham}}
|}

==E==
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| [[Eady County, Urgel|Eady County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Jacob Eady]] (1782–1845), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[East Bremen County, Janval|East Bremen County]] || [[Janval]] || Its location east of [[Bremen, Janval]]
|-
| [[East Caesarea County, Urgel|East Caesarea County]] || [[Urgel]] || Its location east of [[Caesarea, Urgel]]
|-
| [[Easter County, Kalúen|Easter County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The county was created on Easter week
|-
| [[Eastriver County, Takalim|Eastriver County]] || [[Takalim]] || Its location east of the [[Sayoo River]]
|-
| [[Eaveston County, Kalúen|Eaveston County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Ulysses R. Eaves, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Ebsdorf County, Janval|Ebsdorf County]] || [[Janval]] || The {{W|Martyrs of Ebsdorf}}
|-
| [[Edo County, Kalúen|Edo County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The Japanese city of {{W|Edo}} (now {{W|Tokyo}})
|-
| [[Edsel County, Urgel|Edsel County]] || [[Urgel]] || The youngest son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Elaine County, New Lothian|Elaine County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The wife of the first mayor of [[New Amsterdam, New Lothian]], which is located within county borders
|-
| [[Eleanor County, Lág|Eleanor County]] || [[Lág]] || The youngest daughter of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Elmer County, Kalúen|Elmer County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The youngest son of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Emin, Lág|Emin]] || [[Lág]] || Shortening of the original name ''Égamin'', [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] for "acorn hill"
|-
| [[Englishtown County, Janval|Englishtown County]] || [[Janval]] || The town was founded by English settlers
|-
| [[Enteco, Takalim|Enteco]] || [[Takalim]] || NTECO, abbreviation used by the [[North Takalim Energy Company]]. Pronounced /ˈɛntɪkoʊ/
|-
| [[Epsan County, Quincollia|Epsan County]] || [[Quincollia]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''psan'' ("snow"; "snowfall"). Pronounced /ˈɛpsən/
|-
| [[Essex Parish, San Rafael|Essex Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English county of {{W|Essex}}
|-
| [[Etepetesen, San Rafael|Etepetesen]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''tp'te'sn'' ("south"). Pronounced /ɪˌtɛpɪˈtɛsɪn/
|-
| [[Eunice County, New Kerry|Eunice County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The mother of the first mayor of [[Wexford, New Kerry]], which is located within county borders
|-
| [[Eustace County, Quincollia|Eustace County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Eustace Botterill]], [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senator]] for New Lothian
|-
| [[Euston County, Takalim|Euston County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[E. Henry Euston]], second [[Governor of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Evanstown, Evalria|Evanstown]] || [[Evalria]] || [[Christopher C. Evans]], second [[Mayor of Evalria]] after independence
|-
| [[Ewing, Kalúen|Ewing]] || [[Kalúen]] || rowspan=2|[[John D. Ewing]] (1756–1829), fifth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Ewing, Quincollia|Ewing]] || [[Quincollia]]
|-
| [[Exeter County, Urgel|Exeter County]] || [[Urgel]] || The English city of {{W|Exeter}}
|}

==F==
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| [[Falșak, Kalúen|Falșak]] || [[Kalúen]] || The [[Falșak River]] that flows within city borders
|-
| [[Farmington, Quincollia|Farmington]] || [[Quincollia]] || In reference to its location within a district dedicated to farming
|-
| [[Faulkner County, Takalim|Faulkner County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Josiah Faulkner]], [[Governor of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Ferguson, New Lothian|Ferguson]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Ishmael Ferguson]], [[Governor of New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Ferguson County, Urgel|Ferguson County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Benedict Ferguson]], first [[Governor of Urgel]]
|-
| [[Fikaugi County, Kalúen|Fikaugi County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The Fikaugi family, one of the most affluent families in the area at the time of the establishment of the canton
|-
| [[Finisterra, Tigupoke|Finisterra]] || [[Tigupoke]] || From Latin ''finis terrae'' ("land's end")
|-
| [[Fitzroy County, New Kerry|Fitzroy County]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Edmund FitzRoy]], second [[Governor of New Kerry]]
|-
| [[Flaherty, Quincollia|Flaherty]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Julius Flaherty]] (1816–1869), politician and prominent figure of the [[Quincollia cantonhood movement]]
|-
| [[Flawrell County, Kalúen|Flawrell County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Anglicization of the Kalhan word ''falarél'' ("city of the flatland")
|-
| [[Fleet County, New Lothian|Fleet County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The {{W|Water of Fleet}} in {{W|Scotland}}
|-
| [[Floyd, Quincollia|Floyd]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[John Richard Floyd]] (1809–1878), [[Senate of Kalșeri|Senator]] for [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Folkestone}}
|-
| [[Forbes County, Takalim|Forbes County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Marcus Aurelius Forbes]], first Governor of Takalim
|-
| [[Forsyth County, Tigupoke|Forsyth County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Henry B. Forsyth, local entrepreneur and benefactor
|-
| [[Frangi County, Janval|Frangi County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Odíseus Frangi]], third [[Governor of Janval]]
|-
| [[Frankfort, Janval|Frankfort]] || [[Janval]] || Anglicization of {{W|Frankfurt|Frankfurt am Main}}
|-
| [[Frederick County, Janval|Frederick County]] || [[Janval]] || {{W|Frederick the Great}}
|-
| [[Freiburg County, Janval|Freiburg County]] || [[Janval]] || The German city of {{W|Freiburg im Breisgau}}
|}

==G==
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| [[Gaines County, Takalim|Gaines County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Tobias Gaines]] (1740–1813), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Gamooshegan, San Rafael|Gamooshegan]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''gmu'ji'gan'' ("wooden house"). Pronounced /ɡəˈmuːʃɪɡən/
|-
| [[Gannville, Takalim|Gannville]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Enrik Gann]] (1820–1911), fifteenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Garfield County, New Kerry|Garfield County]] || [[New Kerry]] || {{W|James A. Garfield}}, twentieth President of the United States
|-
| [[Garibaldi County, Kalúen|Garibaldi County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|Giuseppe Garibaldi}}, Italian patriot
|-
| [[Gaskoochill Parish, San Rafael|Gaskoochill Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gapsgu'jl'' ("little waterfalls"). Pronounced /gəsˈkuːt͡ʃɪl/
|-
| [[Gasteiz County, Urgel|Gasteiz County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Spanish city of {{W|Vitoria-Gasteiz}}
|-
| [[Gayoso Island, San Rafael|Gayoso Island]] || [[San Rafael]] || [[Bartolomé Gayoso]], Spanish-Kalșerian monk and explorer
|-
| [[Geasergi County, Janval|Geasergi County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Gabriel Geasergi]] (1822–1903), sixteenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Geeseekulkoo, New Lothian|Geeseekulkoo]] || [[New Lothian]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gisigu'lgw'' ("old canoe"; "old boat"). Pronounced /ˈɡiːziːkəlˌkuː/
|-
| [[Gelsenkirchen, Urgel|Gelsenkirchen]] || [[Urgel]] || The German city of {{W|Gelsenkirchen}}. Pronounced /ɡɛlsɪnˈkɜ(r)ʃən/
|-
| [[Geraldton, Kalúen|Geraldton]] || [[Kalúen]] || Gerald Johnson, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Gibson, Kalúen|Gibson]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Timothy Gibson]], [[Ministry of Defense (Kalșeri)|Minister of Defense]] under President [[James Orrey]]
|-
| [[Gichiseeboo County, New Lothian|Gichiseeboo County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Combination of the Miꞌkmaq words ''gigjiw'' ("near") and ''sipu'' ("river"). Pronounced /gɪt͡ʃɪˈsiːbuː/
|-
| [[Glamorgan Parish, San Rafael|Glamorgan Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The Welsh county of {{W|Glamorgan}}
|-
| [[Glasgow County, Urgel|Glasgow County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Scottish city of {{W|Glasgow}}
|-
| [[Glastonbury County, Kalúen|Glastonbury County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The English town of {{W|Glastonbury}}
|-
| [[Golconda County, Urgel|Golconda County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Indian former city of {{W|Golconda}}
|-
| [[Goldshore, Kalúen|Goldshore]] || [[Kalúen]] || The beach by the city
|-
| [[Gotha County, Lág|Gotha County]] || [[Lág]] || The German city of {{W|Gotha}}
|-
| [[Gozo County, Kalúen|Gozo County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The island of {{W|Gozo}}. Pronounced /ˈɡoʊzoʊ/
|-
| [[Grayson County, Lág|Grayson County]] || [[Lág]] || [[Stephen Grayson]] (1754–1817), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Grentree County, Quincollia|Grentree County]] || [[Quincollia]] || Corruption of "green tree"
|-
| [[Guernsey County, Lág|Guernsey County]] || [[Lág]] || The island of {{W|Guernsey}}
|-
| [[Gulfport County, Janval|Gulfport County]] || [[Janval]] || Its location within the [[Gulf of Janval]]
|-
| [[Guspogeewan County, Kalúen|Guspogeewan County]] || [[Kalúen]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gsipo'qiwan'' ("scratching place"). Pronounced /ɡəsˈpoʊɡɪwən/
|-
| [[Gwastatir, Evalria|Gwastatir]] || [[Evalria]] || From {{W|Welsh language|Welsh}} ''gwastatir'' ("flatland"). Pronounced /ɡwəˈstatiː(ə)r/
|-
| [[Gwitten Parish, San Rafael|Gwitten Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Miꞌkmaq ''gwitn'' ("canoe")
|}

==H==
==I==
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| [[Iasal, Tigupoke|Iasal]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Unknown, possibly from Kalhan ''ilasi hal'' ("place where the focal point is the ''ila''"). The ''ila'' was a seaside abode used by the soldiers of the King of Lág to warn of impending invasions from the sea.
|-
| [[Ilion County, Kalúen|Ilion County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The ancient Greek city of {{W|Troy}}, for which Ilion is another name
|-
| [[Inverness County, Takalim|Inverness County]] || [[Takalim]] || The Scottish city of {{W|Inverness}}
|-
| [[Ipswich, Urgel|Ipswich]] || [[Urgel]] || The English city of {{W|Ipswich}}
|-
| [[Isabel, San Rafael|Isabel]] || [[San Rafael]] || Possibly the wife of the first parish clerk
|-
| [[Islington County, Quincollia|Islington County]] || [[Quincollia]] || The {{W|London}} district of {{W|Islington}}
|}

==J==
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| [[James, Takalim|James]] || [[Takalim]] || In reference to the three founders of the city: James Potter, J. James Copland and James Attonbarth
|-
| [[Jardines Parish, San Rafael|Jardines Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Spanish ''jardines'' ("gardens"), in reference to the gardens of [[Panetaw Lodge]] in [[Gillingham, San Rafael]], located in the parish.  Formerly "Gillingham Parish"
|-
| [[Jarronburg, Janval|Jarronburg]] || [[Janval]] || From the [[Jarron River]], which flows through the city
|-
| [[Jarvis County, Quincollia|Jarvis County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[John D. Jarvis]] (1748–1778), Kalșerian patriot
|-
| [[Jefferson County, Kalúen|Jefferson County]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|Thomas Jefferson}} (1743–1826), third President of the United States
|-
| [[Jenkins, New Lothian|Jenkins]] || [[New Lothian]] || Naphthali Jenkins, founder of the city
|-
| [[Jensenburg, Urgel|Jensenburg]] || [[Urgel]] || The Jensen family, founders of the city
|-
| [[Jeremiah County, New Lothian|Jeremiah County]] || [[New Lothian]] || {{W|Jeremiah}}, one of the major prophets in the {{W|Bible}}
|-
| [[Jersey County, Tigupoke|Jersey County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The island of {{W|Jersey}}
|-
| [[Jim's Hill County, Takalim|Jim's Hill County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Jim Whiting]] (1733–1776), Kalșerian poet and patriot
|-
| [[Johnson County, Lág|Johnson County]] || [[Lág]] || rowspan=2|[[R. R. Y. Johnson]] (1805–1889), tenth [[High Summoner of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Johnson County, New Lothian|Johnson County]] || [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Johnstonville, Kalúen|Johnstonville]] || [[Kalúen]] || Jacob Johnston, Speaker of the [[Cantonal Assembly of Kalúen]]
|}

==K==
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| [[Kaminski County, Takalim|Kaminski County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Thomas Kaminski]], justice of the [[Supreme Court of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Kennedy County, New Kerry|Kennedy County]] || [[New Kerry]] || [[Stephen J. Kennedy]], [[Governor of New Kerry]] from 1851 to 1863
|-
| [[Kennedy County, New Lothian|Kennedy County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Aloysius Kennedy]], [[Governor of New Lothian]] from 1878 to 1886
|-
| [[Kent Parish, San Rafael|Kent Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || rowspan=2|The English county of {{W|Kent}}
|-
| [[Kent County, Urgel|Kent County]] || [[Urgel]]
|-
| [[Kildare County, New Kerry|Kildare]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Kildare}}
|-
| [[Kilkenny County, New Kerry|Kilkenny]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Kilkenny}}
|-
| [[Killarney, Lág|Killarney]] || [[Lág]] || rowspan=2|The Irish town of {{W|Killarney}}
|-
| [[Killarney County, New Kerry|Killarney County]] || [[New Kerry]]
|-
| [[Kilroy, Quincollia|Kilroy]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[Adam Kilroy]] (1747–1791), Kalșerian patriot
|-
| [[Kingsgate County, New Kerry|Kingsgate County]] || [[New Kerry]] || rowspan=2|The [[King's Gate]], the main entrance to Cape Sundervale
|-
| [[King's Gate, Cape Sundervale|King's Gate]] || [[Cape Sundervale]]
|-
| [[Kingston, Tigupoke|Kingston]] || [[Tigupoke]] || In reference to {{W|William III of England}}
|-
| [[Kinsale County, New Kerry|Kinsale County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Kinsale}}
|-
| [[Knowles County, Kalúen|Knowles County]] || [[Kalúen]] || rowspan=2|[[John William Knowles]] (1835–1906), seventeenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Knowles County, Urgel|Knowles County]] || [[Urgel]]
|-
| [[Kramer County, Takalim|Kramer County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Robert S. Kramer]], justice of the Supreme Court of Takalim
|-
| [[Kronașinhal, Tigupoke|Kronașinhal]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Kalhan translation of ''Crownsport''
|}

==L==
==M==
==N==
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| [[Nazareth County, Takalim|Nazareth County]] || [[Takalim]] || {{W|Nazareth}}, home town of {{W|Jesus}}
|-
| [[Nassau Park, Chalmersville|Nassau Park]] || [[Chalmersville]] || {{W|House of Nassau}}
|-
| [[Nelson County, Lág|Nelson County]] || [[Lág]] || [[Robert Nelson]], first [[Governor of Lág]]
|-
| [[Nemeech, Quincollia|Nemeech]] || [[Quincollia]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''nme'j'' ("fish"). Pronounced /nəˈmiːt͡ʃ/
|-
| [[New Athlone County, New Kerry|New Athlone County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Athlone}}
|-
| [[New Liverpool, San Rafael|New Liverpool]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English city of {{W|Liverpool}}
|-
| [[New Naas County, New Kerry|New Naas]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Irish town of {{W|Naas}}
|-
| [[New Seville Parish, San Rafael|New Seville]] || [[San Rafael]] || The Spanish city of {{W|Seville}}
|-
| [[New Smyrna County, Takalim|New Smyrna County]] || [[Takalim]] || The Ancient Greek city of {{W|Smyrna}}
|-
| [[New Sparta County, Urgel|New Sparta County]] || [[Urgel]] || The Ancient Greek city-state of {{W|Sparta}}
|-
| [[Nice, New Kerry|Nice]] || [[New Kerry]] || The French city of {{W|Nice}}
|-
| [[Norman Parish, San Rafael|Norman Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || [[George E. Norman]], [[Governor of San Rafael]]
|-
| [[Northampton County, Takalim|Northampton County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Northampton}}
|-
| [[Norwich, Chalmersville|Norwich]] || [[Chalmersville]] || The English city of {{W|Norwich}}
|-
| [[Nottingham County, Urgel|Nottingham County]] || [[Urgel]] || The English city of {{W|Nottingham}}
|-
| [[Nouveau-Valais Parish, Cartier Island|Nouveau-Valais Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || The Swiss canton of {{W|Valais}}
|-
| [[Nouvelle-Besançon Parish, Cartier Island|Nouvelle-Besançon Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || The French city of {{W|Besançon}}
|-
| [[Nuiarél, New Lothian|Nuiarél]] || [[New Lothian]] || A combination of the Kalhan words ''Nuia'' (Anglicized as "[[Nooya River|Nooya]]") and ''rel'' ("city")
|-
| [[Nulcollia County, Lág|Nulcollia County]] || [[Lág]] || From the Latin words ''nullus'' ("not any"; "no one"; "nothing") and ''collis'' ("hill"), in reference to the [[Flanúr Flatland]], in which the county is located
|-
| [[Nye County, Takalim|Nye County]] || [[Takalim]] || Edward C. Nye, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Nyquist County, Janval|Nyquist County]] || [[Janval]] || The Nyquist family, one of the most important political families of Janval
|}

==O==
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| [[O'Higgins County, Urgel|O'Higgins County]] || [[Urgel]] || {{W|Bernardo O'Higgins}} (1778–1842), {{W|Chile}}an independence leader
|-
| [[O'Leary County, Takalim|O'Leary County]] || [[Takalim]] || Stephen O'Leary, mayor of Lennoxton
|-
| [[O'Malley, Urgel|O'Malley]] || [[Urgel]] || Caleb O'Malley, founder of the city
|-
| [[Oceansburg, Urgel|Oceansburg]] || [[Urgel]] || The city's proximity to the {{W|Atlantic Ocean}}
|-
| [[Old Town, Chalmersville|Old Town]] || [[Chalmersville]] || Oldest part of the city, built in the 17th century
|-
| [[Orange County, Lág|Orange County]] || [[Lág]] || The {{W|House of Orange-Nassau}}
|-
| [[Orff County, New Lothian|Orff County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Robert Orff, justice of the Supreme Court of New Lothian
|-
| [[Orville County, Lág|Orville County]] || [[Lág]] || James John Orville, justice of the Supreme Court of Lág
|-
| [[Oxford County, Takalim|Oxford County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English city of {{W|Oxford}}
|}

==P==
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| [[Paisley County, Kalúen|Paisley County]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Hubert Paisley]], [[Governor of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Paris Parish, San Rafael|Paris Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The French city of {{W|Paris}}
|-
| [[Patterson County, Kalúen|Patterson County]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Ulric Patterson]], Governor of Kalúen
|-
| [[Percy, Kalúen|Percy]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Henry Samuel Percy]] (1749–1813), Kalșerian poet and patriot
|-
| [[Perla County, Tigupoke|Perla County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The daughter of the first county sheriff
|-
| [[Peterborough County, Kalúen|Peterborough County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The English city of {{W|Peterborough}}. Pronounced /piːtə(r)ˈbʌrə/
|-
| [[Philipstown, Kalúen|Philipstown]] || [[Kalúen]] || Sebastian Philips (or Phillips), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalúen]]
|-
| [[Phoenicia, Kalúen|Phoenicia]] || [[Kalúen]] || The ancient civilization of {{W|Phoenicia}}
|-
| [[Picardy Parish, San Rafael|Picardy Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The French region of {{W|Picardy}}
|-
| [[Pinède Parish, Cartier Island|Pinède Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || French for "pinewood"
|-
| [[Pinewood, Kalúen|Pinewood]] || [[Kalúen]] || A pinewood located within the county borders
|-
| [[Pittaq Parish, San Rafael|Pittaq Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''pittaq'' ("long"). Pronounced /ˈpɪtɔː/
|-
| [[Plage-Royale Parish, Cartier Island|Plage-Royale Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || French for "royal beach". The former royal house of Lág reportedly enjoyed visiting the area in the summer.
|-
| [[Plains, Kalúen|Plains]] || [[Kalúen]] || The flat land in which the county is located
|-
| [[Plymouth, Lág|Plymouth]] || [[Lág]] || rowspan=2|The English city of {{W|Plymouth}}
|-
| [[Plymouth, New Lothian|Plymouth]] || [[New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Pollock Parish, San Rafael|Pollock Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || Adrian Pollock, justice of the [[Supreme Court of San Rafael]]
|-
| [[Portsmouth, San Rafael|Portsmouth]] || [[San Rafael]] || The English city of {{W|Portsmouth}}
|-
| [[Port Saxonia County, Janval|Port Saxonia County]] || [[Janval]] || From ''Saxonia'', the Latin name for {{W|Saxony}}
|-
| [[Port-Victoria Parish, Cartier Island|Port-Victoria Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || From Latin ''victoria'' ("victory"), in reference to the Kalșerian victory in the [[Kalșerian War of Independence|War of Independence]]
|-
| [[Postwick, Urgel|Postwick]] || [[Urgel]] || From {{W|Postwick with Witton|Postwick}}, where one of the founders of the city hailed from. Pronounced /ˈpɔstwɪk/
|-
| [[Potsdam, Janval|Potsdam]] || [[Janval]] || The German city of {{W|Potsdam}}
|-
| [[Providence County, New Kerry|Providence County]] || [[New Kerry]] || {{W|Divine providence}}
|}

==Q==
{| class=wikitable
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Quailton Parish, San Rafael|Quailton Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || The many {{W|quail}}s spotted in the area
|-
| [[Quigley County, Janval|Quigley County]] || [[Janval]] || [[Daniel Quigley]] (1757–1803), Kalșerian patriot
|}

==R==
==S==
==T==
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Takasoo, Takalim|Takasoo]] || [[Takalim]] || Combination of the names ''Takalim'' and ''[[Sayoo River|Sayoo]]''
|-
| [[Tártagi County, New Lothian|Tártagi County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Antonius Tártagi]], justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Tașarél, Evalria|Tașarél]] || [[Evalria]] || From [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] ''tașa rel'' ("old city")
|-
| [[Tecwen County, Quincollia|Tecwen County]] || [[Quincollia]] || [[William Tecwen Darby]] (1802–1887), fourteenth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Teignmouth County, Takalim|Teignmouth County]] || [[Takalim]] || The English town of {{W|Teignmouth}}
|-
| [[Teller County, New Lothian|Teller County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Edward P. Teller]], second [[Governor of New Lothian]]
|-
| [[Terreneuve Parish, Cartier Island|Terreneuve Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || From French ''terre neuve'' ("new land")
|-
| [[Thomasville County, New Lothian|Thomasville County]] || [[New Lothian]] || [[Thomas M. Blackbourne]] (1757–1827), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Thompson County, Lág|Thompson County]] || [[Lág]] || [[Isaiah Thompson]], second [[Governor of Lág]]
|-
| [[Thurrock County, Tigupoke|Thurrock County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || [[Ezekiel Thurrock]] (1794–1859), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Tilley County, Janval|Tilley County]] || [[Janval]] || Joseph J. Tilley, justice of the [[Supreme Court of Janval]]
|-
| [[Tisdale County, Urgel|Tisdale County]] || [[Urgel]] || [[Samuel Tisdale]], second [[Governor of Urgel]]
|-
| [[Tondreau County, Lág|Tondreau County]] || [[Lág]] || [[William Tondreau]], Governor of Lág
|-
| [[Towner, Lág|Towner]] || [[Lág]] || [[Caleb Towner]] (1786–1853), justice of the [[Supreme Court of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Tranatlanty County, New Kerry|Tranatlanty County]] || [[New Kerry]] || From Irish ''trá an Atlantaigh'' ("Atlantic beach")
|-
| [[Travis County, Takalim|Travis County]] || [[Takalim]] || [[Michael Travis]], third [[Governor of Takalim]]
|-
| [[Treetoor, New Kerry|Treetoor]] || [[New Kerry]] || From Irish ''trí thúr'' ("three towers"), perhaps in homage to the [[Three Obelisks of Evalria]]
|-
| [[Tremblay, Cartier Island|Tremblay]] || [[Cartier Island]] || [[Philippe Tremblay]], fifth [[President of the Cantonal Council of Cartier Island|Governor of Cartier Island]]
|-
| [[Tripoint County, Kalúen|Tripoint County]] || [[Kalúen]] || The position of the county between the cantons of Kalúen, Lág and New Lothian
|-
| [[Tuscany County, New Kerry|Tuscany County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The Italian region of {{W|Tuscany}}
|-
| [[Tyler County, Tigupoke|Tyler County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || justice of the [[Supreme Court of Lág]]
|}

==U==
{| class=wikitable
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
|-
| [[Ușinal Parish, San Rafael|Ușinal Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From Kalhan ''use'' ("west") and ''șinal'' ("port")
|-
| [[Uslar, Evalria|Uslar]] || [[Evalria]] || From Kalhan ''use'' ("west") and ''larón'' ("river")
|-
| [[Uxbridge County, Takalim|Uxbridge County]] || [[Takalim]] || Either from the suburban town of {{W|Uxbridge}}, in {{W|London}}, or from the combination of the names ''Oxford'' and ''Cambridge''
|}

==V==
{| class=wikitable
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
|-
| [[Vandergarde County, Lág|Vandergarde County]] || [[Lág]] || Henry Vandergarde, first mayor of county seat [[Perry, Lág]]
|-
| [[Varșvai County, New Lothian|Varșvai County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Unknown, possibly from a combination of [[Kalhan language|Kalhan]] ''varaș'' ("cod") and ''bai'' ("bay")
|-
| [[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín]] || [[Quincollia]] || From Kalhan ''beș minia'' ("five hills")
|-
| [[Venus County, Lág|Venus County]] || [[Lág]] || The Roman goddess {{W|Venus (mythology)|Venus}}
|-
| [[Versé, Tigupoke|Versé]] || [[Tigupoke]] || Unknown, possibly from Kalhan ''vensaseri'' ("a place with a high density of lizards")
|-
| [[Vierge-Marie Parish, Cartier Island|Vierge-Marie Parish]] || [[Cartier Island]] || From {{W|French language|French}} ''Vierge Marie'' ("Virgin Mary"), in reference to {{W|Mary, mother of Jesus}}
|-
| [[Virgo, Janval|Virgo]] || [[Janval]] || Latin for "virgin", in reference to Mary, mother of Jesus
|}

==W==
{| class=wikitable
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
|-
| [[Warrington, Quincollia|Warrington]] || [[Quincollia]] || The {{W|England|English}} town of {{W|Warrington}}
|-
| [[Warwick County, Tigupoke|Warwick County]] || [[Tigupoke]] || The English town of {{W|Warwick}}. Pronounced {{IPA|/ˈwɔrwɪk/}}, unlike the English town
|-
| [[Washburn County, Takalim|Washburn County]] || [[Takalim]] || Desmond Washburn, one of the founders of the city
|-
| [[Washington, Kalúen|Washington]] || [[Kalúen]] || {{W|George Washington}} (1732–1799), first President of the United States
|-
| [[Wasserville County, Janval|Wasserville]] || [[Janval]] || Combination of German ''Wasser'' ("water") and ''-ville''
|-
| [[Waterford, Janval|Waterford]] || [[Janval]] || The {{W|Republic of Ireland|Irish}} city of {{W|Waterford}}
|-
| [[Watermill, Kalúen|Watermill]] || [[Kalúen]] || A nearby large watermill which has since been demolished and reconstructed
|-
| [[Webberton, Kalúen|Webberton]] || [[Kalúen]] || [[Benjamin Webber]] (1774–1843), eighth [[President of Kalșeri]]
|-
| [[Welegisg Parish, San Rafael|Welegisg Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''welegisg'' ("nice breeze")
|-
| [[Welles County, New Lothian|Welles County]] || [[New Lothian]] || Robert G. Welles, local entrepreneur. Pronounced {{IPA|/ˈwɛlɪs/}}
|-
| [[Welneweg Parish, San Rafael|Welneweg Parish]] || [[San Rafael]] || From {{W|Mi'kmaq language|Miꞌkmaq}} ''welneweg'' ("breezy")
|-
| [[Wesley County, Urgel|Wesley County]] || [[Urgel]] || {{W|John Wesley}} (1703–1791), English cleric and theologian
|-
| [[Weston County, New Kerry|Weston County]] || [[New Kerry]] || The English town of {{W|Weston-super-Mare}}
|-
| [[Westphalia County, Lág|Westphalia County]] || [[Lág]] || The {{W|Germany|German}} region of {{W|Westphalia}}
|-
| [[Westport, New Kerry|Westport]] || [[New Kerry]] || The {{W|Republic of Ireland|Irish}} town of {{W|Westport, County Mayo|Westport}}
|-
| [[Westree County, Quincollia|Westree County]] || [[Quincollia]] || Unknown, possibly from the union of the words ''west'' and ''tree''
|-
| [[Wheeler County, New Lothian|Wheeler County]] || [[New Lothian]] || J. Thomas Wheeler, justice of the Supreme Court of New Lothian
|-
| [[Whitecliff, Kalúen|Whitecliff]] || [[Kalúen]] || Unknown, possibly in reference to the {{W|White Cliffs of Dover}}. The first settlers came from that area
|-
| [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver]] || [[Urgel]] || White River, a creek situated within the city limits
|-
| [[Whitman County, Urgel|Whitman County]] || [[Urgel]] || DeForest Whitman, a local lawyer and first county sheriff
|-
| [[Williams County, Urgel|Williams County]] || [[Urgel]] || Philemon Williams, justice of the Supreme Court of Urgel
|-
| [[Wilson County, Kalúen|Wilson County]] || [[Kalúen]] || Hortense Wilson, local women's suffrage activist. Formerly "Allentown County"
|-
| [[Wordsworth, Tigupoke|Wordsworth]] || [[Tigupoke]] || {{W|William Wordsworth}} (1770–1850), English poet
|-
| [[Wrexham County, New Lothian|Wrexham County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The {{W|Wales|Welsh}} city of {{W|Wrexham}}
|}

==X==
{| class=wikitable
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Xenocrates, Urgel|Xenocrates]] || [[Urgel]] || {{W|Xenocrates}}, Greek philosopher and mathematician
|}

==Y==
{| class=wikitable
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Yarmouth County, Urgel|Yarmouth County]] || [[New Lothian]] || The {{W|England|English}} town of {{W|Great Yarmouth}}
|-
| [[Yarrey, Quincollia|Yarrey County]] || [[Quincollia]] || The [[Yarrey Creek]]. The etymology of the name "Yarrey" is unknown.
|-
| [[Yewtree, Urgel|Yewtree]] || [[Urgel]] || The yew tree (''{{W|Taxus baccata}}''). No yew trees have been documented to have grown in the area.
|-
| [[Yoricksburg, New Kerry|Yoricksburg]] || [[New Kerry]] || Unknown, possibly as an indirect homage to {{W|William Shakespeare}}
|}

==Z==
{| class=wikitable
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! Municipality !! Canton !! Etymology
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| [[Zealand, Janval|Zealand]] || [[Janval]] || The Danish island of {{W|Zealand}}
|-
| [[Zola County, Janval|Zola County]] || [[Janval]] || {{W|Émile Zola}} (1840–1902), French author and journalist
|-
| [[Zweiflusse County, Janval|Zweiflusse County]] || [[Janval]] || From German ''zwei Flüsse'' ("two rivers"), in reference to the [[St. Peter River]] and the [[Jarron River]]
|}

{{Municipalities of Kalseri}}

[[Category:Lists of municipalities of Kalșeri]]

List of former Kalșerian municipalities

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{{See also|Municipalities of Kalșeri}}
This is a '''list of former municipalities of Kalșeri''', a list of [[Municipalities of Kalșeri|municipalities]] (the administrative subunits of a [[Cantons of Kalșeri|canton]]) that no longer exist, were transferred to another canton, or were renamed.

== Cartier Island ==
All of the parishes listed below that ceased to exist, did so as a result of the Parish Act 1930, signed by then-[[President of the Cantonal Council of Cartier Island]] (i.e. Governor) [[Eugène Fabron]].

*[[Brest Parish, Cartier Island|Brest Parish]] (1810–1930); comprised the [[Townships of Kalșeri|circles]] of [[Brest, Cartier Island|Brest]] and [[La Ferme, Cartier Island|La Ferme]]; annexed by [[Sainte-Marguerite Parish, Cartier Island|Sainte-Marguerite Parish]].
*[[Fabronville Parish, Cartier Island|Fabronville Parish]] (1876–1930); comprised the circles of [[Bellevue, Cartier Island|Bellevue]], [[Fabronville, Cartier Island|Fabronville]] and [[Ville-Abbé, Cartier Island|Ville-Abbé]]; merged with Grand-Ciel Parish to form [[Cap-des-Oubliés Parish, Cartier Island|Cap-des-Oubliés Parish]].
*[[Gascoutchiche Parish, Cartier Island|Gascoutchiche Parish]] (1783–1930); comprised the circles of [[Gascoutchiche, Cartier Island|Gascoutchiche]], [[Perpignan, Cartier Island|Perpignan]] and [[Pierre-Auguste-Martin, Cartier Island|Pierre-Auguste-Martin]]; annexed by [[Baie-de-Chanvel Parish, Cartier Island|Baie-de-Chanvel Parish]].
*[[Grand-Ciel Parish, Cartier Island|Grand-Ciel Parish]] (1783–1930). Initially encompassing all cantonal lands north of [[Henriville, Cartier Island|Henriville]], it gradually lost territory to newly-formed parishes; at the time of its disestablishment, Grand-Ciel Parish comprised the circles of [[Angers, Cartier Island|Angers]], [[Le Doigt, Cartier Island|Le Doigt]] and [[Nouvelle-Nantes, Cartier Island|Nouvelle-Nantes]]. It merged with Fabronville Parish to form Cap-des-Oubliés Parish.
*[[Hayworth Parish, Cartier Island|Hayworth Parish]] (1849–1930); comprised the circles of [[Alba, Cartier Island|Alba]] and [[Ville-Hayworth, Cartier Island|Ville-Hayworth]]; merged with Saint-Justin Parish to form [[Vierge-Marie Parish, Cartier Island|Vierge-Marie Parish]].
*[[Joinville, Cartier Island|Joinville Parish]] (1783–1930); annexed by [[Plage-Royale Parish, Cartier Island|Plage-Royale Parish]], of which Joinville is now the seat.
*[[Saint-Justin Parish, Cartier Island|Saint-Justin Parish]] (1849–1930); comprised the circles of [[Le Chevalier, Cartier Island|Le Chevalier]] and [[Saint-Justin, Cartier Island|Saint-Justin]]; merged with Hayworth Parish to form Vierge-Marie Parish.
*[[Strasbourg, Cartier Island|Strasbourg Parish]] (1783–1930); annexed by [[Delahaye Parish, Cartier Island|Delahaye Parish]], of which Strasbourg is now a circle.
*[[Delahaye Parish, Cartier Island|Vosges Parish]] (1810–1870); renamed "Delahaye Parish".

== Chalmersville ==
*East Chalmersville Borough, consisting of the wards of [[Dartford, Chalmersville|Dartford]], [[New Bern, Chalmersville|New Bern]] and [[Welegistatt, Chalmersville|Welegistatt]]. Creation approved in 1955, but blocked by the [[Supreme Court of Chalmersville]] in 1957 due to legal irregularities.

== Janval ==
=== Transferred to Tigupoke ===
The following counties were transferred to the newly-formed canton of [[Tigupoke]] in 1891.

*[[Cape Scorpion, Tigupoke|Cape Scorpion County, Janval]]
*[[Cowhill, Tigupoke|Cowhill County, Janval]]
*[[Kronașinhal, Tigupoke|Crownsport County, Janval]]
*[[Finisterra, Tigupoke|Finisterra County, Janval]]
*[[Rolasál County, Tigupoke|Rolasál County, Janval]]

== Kalúen ==
*[[Wilson County, Kalúen|Allentown County]] (1833–1868); renamed "Wilson County".
*[[Luxor, Kalúen|Caseyville County]] (1848–1866); merged with [[Richland, Kalúen|Richland County]] to form [[Cairo County, Kalúen|Cairo County]].
*[[Corfen County, Kalúen|Corfen County]] (1783–1828); split into [[Hayworthsville County, Kalúen|Hayworthsville]], [[Land's End, Kalúen|Land's End]] and [[Rochelle County, Kalúen|Rochelle]] counties.
*[[Ely, Kalúen|Ely County]] (1830–1854); annexed by [[Cyrene, Kalúen|Cyrene]], of which Ely is now a township.
*[[Webberton, Kalúen|New Scotland County]] (1820–1848); renamed "Webber County".
*[[Oak Ridge, Kalúen|Oak Ridge County]] (1830–1878); annexed by [[Clermont County, Kalúen|Clermont County]], of which Oak Ridge is now a township.
*[[Richland, Kalúen|Richland County]] (1848–1866); merged with Caseyville County to form Cairo County.
*[[Sheffield County, Kalúen|Sheffield County]] (1860–1892); comprised the townships of [[Sheffield, Kalúen|Sheffield]] and [[Coldbay, Kalúen|Coldbay]]; annexed by [[Watermill, Kalúen|Watermill]].
*[[Ewing County, Kalúen|Sussex County]] (1810–1830); renamed "Ewing County".
*[[Webberton, Kalúen|Webber County]] (1848–1912); renamed "Webberton" following consolidation, i.e. merger of county government and city government.
*[[Westmoreland County, Kalúen|Westmoreland County]] (1830–1913); comprised the townships of [[Chesterfield, Kalúen|Chesterfield]], [[Jefferson Town, Kalúen|Jefferson Town]] and [[Jordan, Kalúen|Jordan]]; annexed by [[Maidstone, Kalúen|Maidstone]].
*[[Knowles County, Kalúen|White House County]] (1848–1908); renamed "Knowles County".

== Lág ==
*[[Boole, Lág|Boole County]] (1837–1861); annexed by [[Callanserry County, Lág|Callanserry County]], of which Boole is now a township.
*[[Cartwright, Lág|Cartwright County]] (1866–1868); split from [[Aitkenville County, Lág|Aitkenville County]]; creation deemed illegitimate by the [[Supreme Court of Lág]].
*[[Clay County, Lág|Clay County]] (1837–1911); comprised the townships of [[Clay, Lág|Clay]] and [[Monaghan, Lág|Monaghan]]; annexed by [[Rișen, Lág|Rișen]].
*[[Colwyn Bay, Chalmersville|Colwyn Bay County]] (1783–1954); became part of the city-canton of [[Chalmersville]].
*[[Coqui County, Lág|Coqui County]] (1837–1915); comprised the townships of [[Coquiville, Lág|Coquiville]], [[Houston, Lág|Houston]] and [[Takalagrél, Lág|Takalagrél]]; merged with River Corner County to form [[Sam Ledge County, Lág|Sam Ledge County]].
*[[Ewing County, Lág|Ewing County]] (1837–1911); comprised the townships of [[Big Sky, Lág|Big Sky]] and [[Rowansville, Lág|Rowansville]]; annexed by [[Branbury, Lág|Branbury]].
*[[Foreman, Lág|Foreman County]] (1848–1861); annexed by [[Stones County, Lág|Stones County]], of which Foreman is now a township.
*[[Great Bend County, Lág|Great Bend County]] (1837–1861); comprised the townships of [[Nooyaville, Lág|Nooyaville]] and [[Rovuansitown, Lág|Rovuansitown]]; annexed by [[St. Agatha County, Lág|St. Agatha County]].
*[[Joliette, Lág|Joliette County]] (1837–1878); annexed by [[Constantine County, Lág|Constantine County]], of which Joliette is now a township.
*[[Manchester County, Lág|Manchester County]] (1837–1911); comprised the townships of [[Anderson, Lág|Anderson]], [[Pillow, Lág|Pillow]] and [[Stony Brook, Lág|Stony Brook]]; annexed by [[Vandergarde County, Lág|Vandergarde County]].
*[[Nassau Park, Chalmersville|Nassau County]] (1783–1954); became part of the city-canton of Chalmersville.
*[[Norwich, Chalmersville|Norwich County]] (1837–1954); became part of the city-canton of Chalmersville.
*[[Old Town, Chalmersville|Chalmersville County]] (1783–1954); became part of the city-canton of Chalmersville; renamed "Old Town".
*[[River Corner County, Lág|River Corner County]] (1837–1915); comprised the townships of [[Baconsville, Lág|Baconsville]], [[Boone, Lág|Boone]] and [[River Corner, Lág|River Corner]]; merged with Coqui County to form Sam Ledge County.
*[[Smithson County, Lág|Smithson County]] (1866–1879); comprised the townships of [[More, Lág|More]] and [[Smithson, Lág|Smithson]]; annexed by [[Orange County, Lág|Orange County]].
*[[Webber County, Lág|Webber County]] (1847–1848); split from [[Plymouth, Lág|Plymouth]]; comprised the townships of [[Clarkson, Lág|Clarkson]], [[Elizabethtown, Lág|Elizabethtown]], [[Italy, Lág|Italy]], [[Jersey, Lág|Jersey]], [[Lancaster, Lág|Lancaster]], [[Northumberland, Lág|Northumberland]], [[Quigleyville, Lág|Quigleyville]], [[Welpategg, Lág|Welpategg]]; creation deemed illegitimate by the Supreme Court of Lág.

== New Kerry ==
*[[Adams County, New Kerry|Adams County]] (1814–1815; 1822–1880); comprised the townlands of [[Adams, New Kerry|Adams]] and [[Olympia, New Kerry|Olympia]]; creation deemed illegitimate by the [[Cantonal Assembly of New Kerry]]; merged back into [[Shannon County, New Kerry|Shannon County]]. Re-established in 1822 out of the same territory, merged back into Shannon County in 1880.
*[[Alderney County, New Kerry|Alderney County]] (1814–1877); comprised the townlands of [[Brunswick, New Kerry|Brunswick]], [[Hale, New Kerry|Hale]] and [[Simpson, New Kerry|Simpson]]; annexed by [[Haywick, New Kerry|Haywick]].
*[[Connemara County, New Kerry|Connemara County]] (1820–1889); comprised the townlands of [[Clonakilty, New Kerry|Clonakilty]] and [[Portlish, New Kerry|Portlish]]; annexed by [[Douglas County, New Kerry|Douglas County]].
*[[Finleyton County, New Kerry|Finleyton County]] (1783–1976); comprised the townlands of [[Beck, New Kerry|Beck]] and [[Finleyton, New Kerry|Finleyton]]; merged with Chalmers, Kenswick and Rutledge counties to form [[Rinnacade County, New Kerry|Rinnacade County]].
*[[Chalmers County, New Kerry|Chalmers County]] (1783–1976); comprised the townlands of [[Canada, New Kerry|Canada]], [[East Fitzroy, New Kerry|East Fitzroy]], [[Malneronville, New Kerry|Malneronville]] and [[Pinnacle, New Kerry|Pinnacle]]; merged with Finleyton, Kenswick and Rutledge to form Rinnacade County.
*[[Gaudentia County, New Kerry|Gaudentia County]] (1814–1877); comprised the townlands of [[Berlin, New Kerry|Berlin]], [[Gaudentia, New Kerry|Gaudentia]] and [[Phoenix, New Kerry|Phoenix]]; annexed by [[Achill County, New Kerry|Achill County]].
*[[Jersey County, New Kerry|Jersey County]] (1814–1877); comprised the townlands of [[Absikooch, New Kerry|Absikooch]], [[Lyons, New Kerry|Lyons]] and [[Wakefield, New Kerry|Wakefield]]; annexed by [[Garfield County, New Kerry]].
*[[Kenswick County, New Kerry|Kenswick County]] (1783–1976); comprised the townlands of [[Florence, New Kerry|Florence]] and [[Watkins, New Kerry|Watkins]]; merged with Chalmers, Finleyton and Rutledge counties to form Rinnacade County.
*[[McCormick County, New Kerry|Kirkwall County]] (1820–1870); renamed "McCormick County".
*[[Rutledge County, New Kerry|Rutledge County]] (1783–1976); comprised the townlands of [[Bellagio, New Kerry|Bellagio]], [[Crux, New Kerry|Crux]], [[East Roscoe, New Kerry|East Roscoe]] and [[Silorsyville, New Kerry|Silorsyville]]; merged with Chalmers, Finleyton and Kenswick counties to form Rinnacade County.
*[[Sark County, New Kerry|Sark County]] (1814–1909); comprised the townlands of [[Bethel, New Kerry|Bethel]], [[Espahamigick, New Kerry|Espahamigick]], [[Grenville, New Kerry|Grenville]], [[Prescott, New Kerry|Prescott]] and [[Waterville, New Kerry|Waterville]]; annexed by [[Heyman County, New Kerry|Heyman County]].
*[[Abernahy County, New Kerry|Salisbury County]] (1820–1892); renamed "Abernahy County".
*[[Source County, New Kerry|Source County]] (1814–1877); comprised the townlands of [[Mechania, New Kerry|Mechania]], [[The Source, New Kerry|The Source]] and [[Zeus, New Kerry|Zeus]]; annexed by [[Providence County, New Kerry|Providence County]].
*[[St. Anne County, New Kerry|St. Anne County]] (1814–1877); comprised the townlands of [[Flanders, New Kerry|Flanders]], [[Italy, New Kerry|Italy]], [[Malneron River Town, New Kerry|Malneron River Town]] and [[Walker, New Kerry|Walker]]; annexed by [[Kennedy County, New Kerry|Kennedy County]].
*[[Swift River County, New Kerry|Swift River County]] (1820–1877); comprised the townlands of [[Athlone, New Kerry|Athlone]], [[Pettigrew, New Kerry|Pettigrew]] and [[Swift River, New Kerry|Swift River]]; annexed by [[Treetoor, New Kerry]].
*[[Ulster County, New Kerry|Ulster County]] (1814–1877); comprised the townlands of [[America, New Kerry|America]], [[East Wilkes, New Kerry|East Wilkes]], [[Ione, New Kerry|Ione]], [[Nipucta, New Kerry|Nipucta]] and [[Wilkes, New Kerry|Wilkes]]; annexed by [[Spanish Beach County, New Kerry|Spanish Beach County]].

== New Lothian ==
*[[Silorsi County, New Lothian|Midlothian County]] (1810–1830); renamed "Silorsi County".
*[[Cornwall County, New Lothian|Cornwall County]] (1828–1877); comprised the townships of [[Finch, New Lothian|Finch]] and [[Penzance, New Lothian|Penzance]]; annexed by [[Wrexham County, New Lothian|Wrexham County]].
*[[Kersley, Quincollia|Kersley County]] (1836–1869); merged with [[Riverton, Quincollia|Riverton County]] to form [[Ágisi County, Quincollia|Ágisi County]].
*[[Riverton, Quincollia|Riverton County]] (1836–1869); merged with Kersley to form Ágisi County.
*[[Roy County, New Lothian|Roy County]] (1836–1905); comprised the townships of [[Potamogenesis, New Lothian|Potamogenesis]] and [[Roy City, New Lothian|Roy City]]; annexed by [[Geeseekulkoo, New Lothian|Geeseekulkoo]].
*[[Stockport County, New Lothian|Stockport County]] (1816–1879); comprised the townships of [[Hayworth-by-the-Bay, New Lothian|Hayworth-by-the-Bay]] and [[Stockport, New Lothian|Stockport]]; annexed by [[Levesque County, New Lothian|Levesque County]].
*[[Truro County, New Lothian|Truro County]] (1828–1913); merged with [[Epsanville, Quincollia|Epsanville County]] to form [[Epsan County, Quincollia|Epsan County]].
*[[Zion County, New Lothian|Zion County]] (1816–1879); comprised the townships of [[Cahoots, New Lothian|Cahoots]] and [[Zion Plains, New Lothian|Zion Plains]]; split between [[Fleet County, New Lothian|Fleet]] and [[Tártagi County, New Lothian|Tártagi]] counties.

=== Transferred to Quincollia ===
The following counties were transferred to the newly-formed canton of [[Quincollia]] in 2020.
*[[Ágisi County, Quincollia|Ágisi County, New Lothian]]
*[[Amitgig County, Quincollia|Amitgig County, New Lothian]]
*[[Baller County, Quincollia|Baller County, New Lothian]]
*[[Biscay County, Quincollia|Biscay County, New Lothian]]
*[[Brown County, Quincollia|Brown County, New Lothian]]
*[[Epsan County, Quincollia|Epsan County, New Lothian]]
*[[Eustace County, Quincollia|Eustace County, New Lothian]]
*[[Ewing, Quincollia|Ewing, New Lothian]]
*[[Farmington, Quincollia|Farmington, New Lothian]]
*[[Flaherty, Quincollia|Flaherty, New Lothian]]
*[[Floyd, Quincollia|Floyd, New Lothian]]
*[[Grentree County, Quincollia|Grentree County, New Lothian]]
*[[Harrogate County, Quincollia|Harrogate County, New Lothian]]
*[[Henslow County, Quincollia|Henslow County, New Lothian]]
*[[Hull, Quincollia|Hull, New Lothian]]
*[[Islington County, Quincollia|Islington County, New Lothian]]
*[[Jarvis County, Quincollia|Jarvis County, New Lothian]]
*[[Kilroy, Quincollia|Kilroy, New Lothian]]
*[[Larsen, Quincollia|Larsen, New Lothian]]
*[[Mecklenburg County, Quincollia|Mecklenburg County, New Lothian]]
*[[Mickmack County, Quincollia|Mickmack County, New Lothian]]
*[[Morpeth, Quincollia|Morpeth, New Lothian]]
*[[Morrison County, Quincollia|Morrison County, New Lothian]]
*[[Nemeech, Quincollia|Nemeech, New Lothian]]
*[[Raleigh County, Quincollia|Raleigh County, New Lothian]]
*[[Roskill County, Quincollia|Roskill County, New Lothian]]
*[[Sebring, Quincollia|Sebring, New Lothian]]
*[[St. Aaron County, Quincollia|St. Aaron County, New Lothian]]
*[[St. Cybi County, Quincollia|St. Cybi County, New Lothian]]
*[[St. Horace County, Quincollia|St. Horace County, New Lothian]]
*[[St. Julius County, Quincollia|St. Julius County, New Lothian]]
*[[Stetson County, Quincollia|Stetson County, New Lothian]]
*[[Straitsville County, Quincollia|Straitsville County, New Lothian]]
*[[Swallow Bay County, Quincollia|Swallow Bay County, New Lothian]]
*[[Tecwen County, Quincollia|Tecwen County, New Lothian]]
*[[Vemín, Quincollia|Vemín, New Lothian]]
*[[Warrington, Quincollia|Warrington, New Lothian]]
*[[Westree County, Quincollia|Westree County, New Lothian]]
*[[Yarrey County, Quincollia|Yarrey County, New Lothian]]

== San Rafael ==
*[[Pittaq Parish, San Rafael|Columbus Parish]] (1912–2018); renamed "Pittaq Parish".
*[[Welneweg Parish, San Rafael|Fabianston Parish]] (1850–1994); renamed "Welneweg Parish".
*[[Jardines Parish, San Rafael|Gillingham Parish]] (1825–1981); renamed "Jardines Parish".
*[[Gippesajick Parish, San Rafael|Gippesajick Parish]] (1850–1929); comprised the townships of [[Gippesajick, San Rafael|Gippesajick]], [[Ruthenia, San Rafael|Ruthenia]] and [[Spanish Heights, San Rafael|Spanish Heights]]; annexed by [[Welegisg Parish, San Rafael|Welegisg Parish]].
*[[Lambeth Parish, San Rafael|Lambeth Parish]] (1830–1878); comprised the townships of [[Lambeth, San Rafael|Lambeth]], [[Rickman, San Rafael|Rickman]] and [[Tripoli, San Rafael|Tripoli]]; annexed by [[Margate Parish, San Rafael|Margate Parish]].
*[[Madrid, San Rafael|Madrid Parish]] (1836–1929); annexed by [[Picardy Parish, San Rafael|Picardy Parish]].
*[[McKeogh Parish, San Rafael|McKeogh Parish]] (1836–1898); comprised the townships of [[McKeogh, San Rafael|McKeogh]] and [[Ruislip, San Rafael|Ruislip]]; annexed by [[Abedul Parish, San Rafael|Abedul Parish]].
*[[Admiral Tógisi Parish, San Rafael|New Britain Parish]] (1825–1964); renamed "Admiral Tógisi Parish".
*[[St. Eusebius Parish, San Rafael|St. Eusebius Parish]] (1836–1898); comprised the townships of [[Great Sea City, San Rafael|Great Sea City]] and [[St. Eusebius, San Rafael|St. Eusebius]]; annexed by [[Quailton Parish, San Rafael|Quailton Parish]].

== Takalim ==
*[[Big Bend County, Takalim|Big Bend County]] (1838–1884); comprised the townships of [[Ely, Takalim|Ely]], [[Lerferél, Takalim|Lerferél]], [[Pierce, Takalim|Pierce]] and [[Warsaw, Takalim|Warsaw]]; annexed by [[Harvey County, Takalim|Harvey County]].
*[[Corner County, Takalim|Corner County]] (1783–1877); split into [[Milan County, Takalim|Milan]], [[Monaco, Takalim|Monaco]] and [[Schwartzville, Takalim|Schwartzville]] counties.
*[[Cribb, Takalim|Cribb County]] (June 1891); split from [[Leahy County, Takalim|Leahy County]]; creation rejected by the Cantonal Assembly of Takalim and blocked by the Supreme Court of Takalim.
*[[Doubles, Takalim|Doubles County]] (April 1877); split from [[Shepherd's Bush County, Takalim|Shepherd's Bush County]]; creation rejected by the [[Cantonal Assembly of Takalim]].
*[[East Takal County, Takalim|East Takal County]] (1783–1810); split into [[Lewis County, Takalim|Lewis]], [[Costello County, Takalim|Costello]] and [[Sellers-Casey County, Takalim|Sellers-Casey]] counties.
*[[Heartland County, Takalim|Heartland County]] (1783–1859); split into [[Bluemel County, Takalim|Bluemel]], [[Manning County, Takalim|Manning]] and [[Ruddy County, Takalim|Ruddy]] counties.
*[[Great River County, Takalim|Great River County]] (1783–1822); split into [[Clayton County, Takalim|Clayton]], [[Inverness County, Takalim|Inverness]], [[James, Takalim|James]] and [[Jim's Hill County, Takalim|Jim's Hill]] counties.
*[[Hayworth County, Takalim|Hayworth County]] (1838–1884); comprised the townships of [[Currentown, Takalim|Currentown]], [[Hayworth-on-the-Lág, Takalim|Hayworth-on-the-Lág]] and [[Walton, Takalim|Walton]]; annexed by [[Folkestone, Takalim|Folkestone]].
*[[Orrey County, Takalim|Orrey County]] (1879–1882); comprised the townships of [[Greentown, Takalim|Greentown]], [[Rowansey Forest, Takalim|Rowansey Forest]], [[Sweden, Takalim|Sweden]] and [[Swift Current, Takalim|Swift Current]]; creation deemed illegitimate by the [[Supreme Court of Takalim]].
*[[Piedmont County, Takalim|Piedmont County]] (1783–1906). Initially encompassing a vast territory between [[Murphyville, Takalim|Murphyville]] and Folkestone, the county gradually lost territory to newly-formed counties. At the time of its annexation by Murphyville, Piedmont County included the townships of [[Oswestry, Takalim|Oswestry]], [[Piedmont, Takalim|Piedmont]] and [[Romford, Takalim|Romford]].
*[[Sherwood, Takalim|Sherwood County]] (1858–1864); split from [[Corfu, Takalim|Corfu]]; creation deemed illegitimate by the Supreme Court of Takalim.
*[[Shiloh County, Takalim|Shiloh County]] (1818–1841); comprised the townships of [[Augustville, Takalim|Augustville]], [[Caldwell, Takalim|Caldwell]] and [[Thomasville, Takalim|Thomasville]]; Caldwell was made into its own county following a popular consultation, and the other townships were annexed by [[Medici County, Takalim|Medici County]].
*[[Worth County, Takalim|Worth County]] (1867–1884); comprised the townships of [[Daugherty, Takalim|Daugherty]] and [[Takalirél, Takalim|Takalirél]]; annexed by Piedmont County.

== Urgel ==
*[[Abernahy, Urgel|Abernahy County]] (1851–1908); named "London County" until 1891; annexed by [[Darlington County, Urgel|Darlington County]].
*[[Agumeck, Urgel|Agumeck County]] (1836–1908); merged with Rutherford and St. Simon counties to form [[Knowles County, Urgel|Knowles County]].
*[[Ashport, Urgel|Ashport County]] (1820–2026); merged with Braintree, Jones and McClusky counties to form [[Amity County, Urgel|Amity County]].
*[[Bethesda County, Urgel|Bethesda County]] (1836–1908); comprised the townships of [[Baxter, St. Adrian|Baxter]], [[Bethesda, St. Adrian|Bethesda]], [[Hayworth-on-the-Strimmer, St. Adrian|Hayworth-on-the-Strimmer]], [[Tuckersville, St. Adrian|Tuckersville]] and [[Welshtown, St. Adrian|Welshtown]]; annexed by [[St. Adrian, Urgel|St. Adrian]].
*[[Bigwater County, Urgel|Bigwater County]] (1836–1908); comprised the townships of [[Bigwater, Urgel|Bigwater]] and [[Takalim Crossing, Urgel|Takalim Crossing]]; annexed by [[Whiteriver, Urgel|Whiteriver]].
*[[Braintree, Urgel|Braintree County]] (1860–2026); merged with Ashport, Jones and McClusky counties to form Amity County.
*[[Callenrell County, Urgel|Callenrell County]] (1836–1908); comprised the townships of [[Big River, St. Adrian|Big River]], [[Callenrell, St. Adrian|Callenrell]], [[Eton Square, St. Adrian|Eton]] and [[Newbury, St. Adrian|Newbury]]; annexed by St. Adrian.
*[[Havre County, Urgel|Havre County]] (1847–1909); comprised the townships of [[Forum, Urgel|Forum]] and [[Havre, Urgel|Havre]]; annexed by [[Williams County, Urgel|Williams County]].
*[[Jones, Urgel|Jones County]] (1836–2026); merged with Ashport, Braintree and McClusky counties to form Amity County.
*[[Keating County, Urgel|Keating County]] (1877–1911); comprised the townships of [[Keatingstown, Urgel|Keatingstown]] and [[Urtak, Urgel|Urtak]]; annexed by [[Bournemouth, Urgel|Postwick]].
*[[Kinjonsirél County, Urgel|Kinjonsirél County]] (1836–1908); comprised the townships of [[Andersen Beach, Urgel|Andersen Beach]], [[Kinjonsirél, Urgel|Kinjonsirél]] and [[McKenzie, Urgel|McKenzie]]; annexed by Whiteriver.
*[[Madrid, Urgel|Madrid County]] (1841–2026); annexed by [[Oceansburg County, Urgel|Oceansburg County]].
*[[McClusky County, Urgel|McClusky County]] (1858–2026); merged with Ashport, Braintree and Jones counties to form Amity County.
*[[Rochester County, Urgel|Rochester County]] (1836–1908); comprised the townships of [[Bromwich, St. Adrian|Bromwich]], [[Constantinople, St. Adrian|Constantinople]], [[McInnis, St. Adrian|McInnis]] and [[Rochester, St. Adrian|Rochester]]; annexed by St. Adrian.
*[[Rooney, Urgel|Rooney County]] (1848–2026); annexed by Oceansburg County.
*[[Rutherford, Urgel|Rutherford County]] (1836–1908); merged with Agumeck and St. Simon counties to form Knowles County.
*[[Silorsy County, Urgel|Silorsy County]] (1874–1908); comprised the townships of [[Milan, Urgel|Milan]] and [[Socrates, Urgel|Socrates]]; annexed by [[Hayes County, Urgel|Hayes County]].
*[[St. Simon, Urgel|St. Simon County]] (1836–1908); merged with Agumeck and Rutherford counties to form Knowles County.
*[[Two Saints County, Urgel|Two Saints County]] (1869–1910); comprised the townships of [[St. Lucy, Urgel|St. Lucy]] and [[St. Robert, Urgel|St. Robert]]; annexed by [[Postwick, Urgel|Postwick]].
*[[Toddsville, Urgel|Toddsville County]] (1836–1911); annexed by [[Whitman County, Urgel|Whitman County]].
*[[Vincentville County, Urgel|Vincentville County]] (1836–1908); comprised the townships of [[Norman, St. Adrian|Norman]], [[Stoke, St. Adrian|Stoke]], [[The Finger, St. Adrian|The Finger]] and [[Vincentville, St. Adrian|Vincentville]]; annexed by St. Adrian.
*[[York County, Urgel|York County]] (1848–1909); comprised the townships of [[Hanover, Urgel|Hanover]] and [[Pancakes, Urgel|Pancakes]]; annexed by [[Glasgow County, Urgel|Glasgow County]].

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[[Category:Municipalities of Kalșeri]]

Index of Kalșerian municipalities

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This is an index of the 587 [[Municipalities of Kalșeri|municipalities]] of [[Kalșeri]].

Those marked with '''(C)''' are [[Municipalities of Kalșeri#Municipal government|consolidated]], i.e. the municipality is coterminous with the largest settlement.

{{Compact ToC|side=yes|refs=yes|nobreak=yes}}

==A==
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*[[Aalborg, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Abedul Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Aberdeen County, Urgel]]
*[[Abernahy County, New Kerry]]
*[[Accrington Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Achill County, New Kerry]]
*[[Ackison County, Kalúen]]
*[[Adams County, Kalúen]]
*[[Addison County, Takalim]]
*[[Adlai County, Takalim]]
*[[Admiral Tógisi Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Aduomka, New Lothian]] '''(C)'''
*[[Ágisi County, Quincollia]]
*[[Agnes, Lág]] '''(C)'''
*[[Aitkenville County, Lág]]
*[[Albertville County, Lág]]
*[[Alhambra County, Kalúen]]
*[[Alva County, Lág]]
*[[Amitgig County, Quincollia]]
*[[Amity County, Urgel]]
*[[Appleton County, Lág]]
*[[Ashall County, Kalúen]]
*[[Austerlitz County, Janval]]
*[[Ayr County, Lág]]
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==B==
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*[[Babbidgeville County, Takalim]]
*[[Baie-de-Chanvel Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Bakerston County, Janval]]
*[[Ballaconnor County, New Kerry]]
*[[Baller County, Quincollia]]
*[[Bapkeegawatch County, New Lothian]]
*[[Barcelona, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Barlow County, New Kerry]]
*[[Belfast County, Kalúen]]
*[[Berlin County, Lág]]
*[[Berner County, New Lothian]]
*[[Birmingham County, Janval]]
*[[Biscay County, Quincollia]]
*[[Bismarck Bay County, Janval]]
*[[Bluemel County, Takalim]]
*[[Blytheville, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Bonn County, Takalim]]
*[[Borderton, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Bornholm, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Bourbon County, Lág]]
*[[Bournemouth, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Bozen County, Janval]]
*[[Branbury, Lág]] '''(C)'''
*[[Breckinridge County, Urgel]]
*[[Brecon Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Bremen, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Brest Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Brown County, Quincollia]]
*[[Bruges County, Kalúen]]
*[[Brundell County, New Kerry]]
*[[Brunn, Lág]] '''(C)'''
*[[Brunswick County, Kalúen]]
*[[Buccaneer's Cave, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
*[[Burgoyne, New Lothian]] '''(C)'''
*[[Bushrod, Takalim]] '''(C)'''
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==C==
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*[[Caesarea, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Cahill County, Takalim]]
*[[Cairo County, Kalúen]]
*[[Caldwell, Takalim]] '''(C)'''
*[[Callanserry County, Lág]]
*[[Calvary Hill County, Janval]]
*[[Calvin County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Cantwell County, Lág]]
*[[Cap-des-Oubliés Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Cape Scorpion, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
*[[Cape Spurry County, Janval]]
*[[Cardigan Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Carlisle County, Kalúen]]
*[[Carnafarry, New Kerry]] '''(C)'''
*[[Carnarvon County, Takalim]]
*[[Carrivan County, New Kerry]]
*[[Castillo County, New Lothian]]
*[[Cavan, New Kerry]] '''(C)'''

*[[Chalmers County, Janval]]
*[[Chemnitz County, Lág]]
*[[Chester County, Janval]]
*[[Chicomane Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Chilton County, Lág]]
*[[Christiania, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Churchill, New Lothian]] '''(C)'''

*[[Cinq-Maisons Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Clarkson County, Kalúen]]
*[[Clayton County, Takalim]]
*[[Clermont County, Kalúen]]
*[[Clovis County, Lág]]

*[[Coleman County, Lág]]
*[[Colemanville County, Janval]]
*[[Colwyn Bay, Chalmersville]] '''(C)'''
*[[Conception Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Connelly, Lág]] '''(C)'''
*[[Constantine County, Lág]]
*[[Coolidge, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Corfu County, Takalim]]
*[[Costello County, Takalim]]
*[[Cosworth, Lág]] '''(C)'''
*[[Coulson, Lág]] '''(C)'''
*[[Courdest Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Cowhill, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''

*[[Craig County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Cranston, New Kerry]] '''(C)'''

*[[Cumberland County, Kalúen]]
*[[Cuthbert County, Takalim]]
*[[Cutts, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Cyrene, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
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==D==
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*[[Darcy County, New Lothian]]
*[[Darlington County, Urgel]]
*[[Dartford County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Dax Parish, Cartier Island]]
*Delahaye Parish: [[Delahaye Parish, Cartier Island|Cartier Island]], [[Delahaye Parish, San Rafael|San Rafael]]
*[[Derby County, Takalim]]
*[[Derry County, New Kerry]]
*[[Dixon, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Douglass County, New Kerry]]
*[[Dover County, Takalim]]
*[[Dundalk County, New Kerry]]
*[[Durham County, New Lothian]]
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==E==
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*[[Eady County, Urgel]]
*[[East Bremen County, Janval]]
*[[East Caesarea County, Urgel]]
*[[Eastriver County, Takalim]]
*[[Easter County, Kalúen]]
*[[Eaveston County, Kalúen]]

*[[Ebsdorf County, Janval]]

*[[Edo County, Kalúen]]
*[[Edsel County, Urgel]]
*[[Elaine County, New Lothian]]
*[[Eleanor County, Lág]]
*[[Elmer County, Kalúen]]

*[[Emin, Lág]] '''(C)'''

*[[Englishtown County, Janval]]
*[[Enteco, Takalim]] '''(C)'''

*[[Epsan County, Quincollia]]

*[[Essex Parish, San Rafael]]

*[[Etepetesen, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''

*[[Eunice County, New Kerry]]
*[[Eustace County, Quincollia]]
*[[Euston County, Takalim]]

*[[Evanstown, Evalria]] '''(C)'''

*Ewing: [[Ewing, Kalúen|Kalúen]] '''(C)''', [[Ewing, Quincollia|Quincollia]] '''(C)'''

*[[Exeter County, Urgel]]
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==F==
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*[[Falșak, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Farmington, Quincollia]] '''(C)'''
*[[Faulkner County, Takalim]]

*Ferguson: [[Ferguson, New Lothian|New Lothian]] '''(C)''', [[Ferguson County, Urgel|Urgel]]

*[[Fikaugi County, Kalúen]]
*[[Finisterra, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
*[[Fitzroy County, New Kerry]]

*[[Flaherty, Quincollia]] '''(C)'''
*[[Flawrell County, Kalúen]]
*[[Fleet County, New Lothian]]
*[[Floyd, Quincollia]] '''(C)'''

*[[Folkestone, Takalim]] '''(C)'''
*[[Forbes County, Takalim]]
*[[Forsyth County, Tigupoke]]

*[[Frangi County, Janval]]
*[[Frankfort, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Frederick County, Janval]]
*[[Freiburg County, Janval]]
{{div col end}}

==G==
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*[[Gaines County, Takalim]]
*[[Gamooshegan, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''
*[[Gannville, Takalim]] '''(C)'''
*[[Garfield County, New Kerry]]
*[[Garibaldi County, Kalúen]]
*[[Gaskoochill Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Gasteiz County, Urgel]]
*[[Gayoso Island, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''

*[[Geasergi County, Janval]]
*[[Geeseekulkoo, New Lothian]] '''(C)'''
*[[Gelsenkirchen, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Geraldton, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Gibson, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Gichiseeboo County, New Lothian]]

*[[Glamorgan Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Glasgow County, Urgel]]
*[[Glastonbury County, Kalúen]]

*[[Golconda County, Urgel]]
*[[Goldshore, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Gotha County, Lág]]
*[[Gozo County, Kalúen]]

*[[Grayson County, Lág]]
*[[Grentree County, Quincollia]]

*[[Guernsey County, Lág]]
*[[Gulfport County, Janval]]
*[[Guspogeewan County, Kalúen]]

*[[Gwastatir, Evalria]] '''(C)'''
*[[Gwitten Parish, San Rafael]]
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==H==
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*[[Half Moon Bay County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Hamburg, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Hammertown County, Janval]]
*[[Hammond, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Hampshire, Evalria]] '''(C)'''
*[[Hanksburg, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Harland County, New Lothian]]
*[[Harnel, Lág]] '''(C)'''
*[[Harrogate County, Quincollia]]
*[[Hartleyville, New Lothian]] '''(C)'''
*[[Harvey County, Takalim]]
*[[Hattsfield County, Janval]]
*[[Haverton County, Urgel]]
*[[Hayes County, Urgel]]
*[[Haymarket, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Haywell County, Janval]]
*[[Haywick, New Kerry]] '''(C)'''
*[[Hayworth Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Hayworthsville, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Hazelton County, Urgel]]

*[[Healy County, Kalúen]]
*[[Heerenveen, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Heinemann County, Janval]]
*[[Heinzville County, Takalim]]
*[[Helensburg County, Urgel]]
*[[Hellingstone County, Urgel]]
*[[Hendriksen County, Takalim]]
*[[Henriville, Cartier Island]] '''(C)'''
*[[Henslow County, Quincollia]]
*[[Hensworth, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Hereford, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
*[[Hewitt County, Lág]]
*[[Hewsmith, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Heyman County, New Kerry]]

*[[Hidalgo County, Janval]]

*[[Holbrook, Cape Sundervale]] '''(C)'''
*[[Holyhead County, Takalim]]
*[[Horace-Sevigny Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Horner, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Hot Springs, Takalim]] '''(C)'''

*[[Hubert County, Lág]]
*[[Hughes County, Kalúen]]
*[[Hull, Quincollia]] '''(C)'''
*[[Hume County, Lág]]
*[[Hutchinson, Janval]] '''(C)'''

*[[Hyde County, New Lothian]]
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==I==
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*[[Iasal, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
*[[Ilion County, Kalúen]]
*[[Inverness County, Takalim]]
*[[Ipswich, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Isabel, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''
*[[Islington County, Quincollia]]
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==J==
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*[[James, Takalim]] '''(C)'''
*[[Jardines Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Jarronburg, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Jarvis County, Quincollia]]
*[[Jefferson County, Kalúen]]
*[[Jenkins, New Lothian]] '''(C)'''
*[[Jensenburg, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Jeremiah County, New Lothian]]
*[[Jersey County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Jim's Hill County, Takalim]]
*Johnson County: [[Johnson County, Lág|Lág]], [[Johnson County, New Lothian|New Lothian]]
*[[Johnstonville, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
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==K==
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*[[Kaminski County, Takalim]]
*Kennedy County: [[Kennedy County, New Kerry|New Kerry]], [[Kennedy County, New Lothian|New Lothian]]
*Kent County: [[Kent Parish, San Rafael|San Rafael]], [[Kent County, Urgel|Urgel]]
*[[Kildare County, New Kerry]]
*[[Kilkenny County, New Kerry]]
*Killarney County: [[Killarney, Lág|Lág]] '''(C)''', [[Killarney County, New Kerry|New Kerry]]
*[[Kilroy, Quincollia]] '''(C)'''
*[[Kingsgate County, New Kerry]]
*[[King's Gate, Cape Sundervale]] '''(C)'''
*[[Kingston, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
*[[Kinsale County, New Kerry]]
*Knowles County: [[Knowles County, Kalúen|Kalúen]], [[Knowles County, Urgel|Urgel]]
*[[Kramer County, Takalim]]
*[[Kronașinhal, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
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==L==
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*[[Lafayette County, Lág]]
*[[LaGausse County, New Lothian]]
*[[Lampock, New Lothian]] '''(C)'''
*[[Lancaster, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Lanceton County, New Lothian]]
*[[Land's End, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Langley County, Lág]]
*[[Larsen, Quincollia]] '''(C)'''
*[[Las Encinas, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''
*[[Laye County, Janval]]
*Leahy County: [[Leahy County, Lág|Lág]], [[Leahy County, Takalim|Takalim]]
*[[Leewardsville County, New Lothian]]
*[[Leicester Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Lennoxton, Takalim]] '''(C)'''
*[[Leroy County, New Lothian]]
*[[Levesque County, New Lothian]]
*[[Levski County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Lewis County, Takalim]]
*[[Lily, Cape Sundervale]] '''(C)'''
*[[Limburg Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Limerick County, New Kerry]]
*Lincoln County: [[Lincoln County, Janval|Janval]], [[Lincoln County, Tigupoke|Tigupoke]]
*[[Litusaureum County, Urgel]]
*[[Lockhart County, Kalúen]]
*[[Loflá, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
*[[Logan County, New Kerry]]
*[[London Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Long County, Takalim]]
*[[Lorraine County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Loskaf, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''
*[[Louis-Marie-Daudet, Cartier Island]] '''(C)'''
*[[Luneburg, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Luther, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
*[[Luton, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
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==M==
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*[[Maidstone, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Mainz County, Lág]]
*[[Malaga, Lág]] '''(C)'''
*[[Mallory County, New Lothian]]
*[[Manchester, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Manning County, Takalim]]
*[[Manx, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Margate Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Marlborough, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Marsh County, New Lothian]]
*[[Marshall County, Lág]]
*[[Maryshill, Evalria]] '''(C)'''
*[[Mayhew Beach County, Kalúen]]

*[[McCormick County, New Kerry]]
*[[McHenry County, Lág]]

*[[Mecklenburg County, Quincollia]]
*[[Medici County, Takalim]]
*[[Meegokanimoosee, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''
*[[Memmingen County, Takalim]]
*[[Merryweather County, Takalim]]
*[[Merseburg, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Merthyr Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Metz, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Meules Parish, Cartier Island]]

*[[Mickmack County, Quincollia]]
*[[Midway County, Lág]]
*Milan: [[Milan, Kalúen|Kalúen]] '''(C)''', [[Meynell County, Takalim|Takalim]]
*[[Miramar County, New Kerry]]
*[[Mitchell County, Takalim]]

*[[Modena County, Takalim]]
*[[Moffat, Takalim]] '''(C)'''
*[[Monaco, Takalim]] '''(C)'''
*[[Monaghan County, Urgel]]
*[[Montegrifo, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''
*[[Mooeen County, New Lothian]]
*[[Morecambe County, New Lothian]]
*[[Morpeth, Quincollia]] '''(C)'''
*[[Morrison County, Quincollia]]

*[[Mueller County, Janval]]
*[[Mullingar County, New Kerry]]
*[[Mulroney County, Kalúen]]
*[[Munich, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Murcia, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Murphyville, Takalim]] '''(C)'''
{{div col end}}

==N==
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*[[Nazareth County, Takalim]]
*[[Nassau Park, Chalmersville]] '''(C)'''
*[[Nelson County, Lág]]
*[[Nemeech, Quincollia]] '''(C)'''
*[[New Athlone County, New Kerry]]
*[[New Liverpool, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''
*[[New Naas County, New Kerry]]
*[[New Seville Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[New Smyrna County, Takalim]]
*[[New Sparta County, Urgel]]
*[[Nice, New Kerry]] '''(C)'''
*[[Norman Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Northampton County, Takalim]]
*[[Norwich, Chalmersville]] '''(C)'''
*[[Nottingham County, Urgel]]
*[[Nouveau-Valais Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Nouvelle-Besançon Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Nuiarél, New Lothian]] '''(C)'''
*[[Nulcollia County, Lág]]
*[[Nye County, Takalim]]
*[[Nyquist County, Janval]]
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==O==
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*[[O'Higgins County, Urgel]]
*[[O'Leary County, Takalim]]
*[[O'Malley, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Oceansburg County, Urgel]]
*[[Old Town, Chalmersville]] '''(C)'''
*[[Orange County, Lág]]
*[[Orff County, New Lothian]]
*[[Orville County, Lág]]
*[[Oxford County, Takalim]]
{{div col end}}

==P==
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*[[Paisley County, Kalúen]]
*[[Paris Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Patterson County, Kalúen]]
*[[Percy, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Perla County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Peterborough County, Kalúen]]
*[[Philipstown, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Phoenicia, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Picardy Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Pinède Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Pinewood, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Pittaq Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Plage-Royale Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Plains, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*Plymouth County: [[Plymouth, Lág|Lág]] '''(C)''', [[Plymouth, New Lothian|New Lothian]] '''(C)'''
*[[Pollock Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Portsmouth, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''
*[[Port Saxonia County, Janval]]
*[[Port-Victoria Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Postwick, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Potsdam, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Providence County, New Kerry]]
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==Q==
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*[[Quailton Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Quigley County, Janval]]
{{div col end}}

==R==
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*[[Raleigh County, Quincollia]]
*[[Ranojobái, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
*[[Reed, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Reeveton County, Lág]]
*[[Reigate County, Urgel]]
*[[Renée County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Reval, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Rhodes, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Richmond, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Rinnacade County, New Kerry]]
*[[Rișen, Lág]] '''(C)'''
*[[Rive-des-Cailles Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Riverbend County, Lág]]
*[[Roche Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Rochelle County, Kalúen]]
*[[Róderik Éfongi County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Rogers County, Urgel]]
*[[Rolasál County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Roniem Beach County, Kalúen]]
*[[Rosby, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Roscoe, New Kerry]] '''(C)'''
*[[Roscommon County, New Kerry]]
*[[Roscrea County, New Kerry]]
*[[Rose Gardens, Cape Sundervale]] '''(C)'''
*[[Roskill County, Quincollia]]
*[[Rostock, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Ruddy County, Takalim]]
*[[Russelville, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
{{div col end}}

==S==
{{div col|colwidth=30em}}
*[[Saint-Antoine-de-Padoue Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Saint-Benoît-de-Nursie Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Saint-Jacques-de-Zébédée Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Sainte-Marguerite Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Salisbury County, New Lothian]]
*[[Sam Ledge County, Lág]]
*[[San Blas Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[San Isidro Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[San Mauro, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''
*[[San Pedro, San Rafael]] '''(C)'''
*[[San Sergio Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Santa Eulalia Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Sappejahamick, Evalria]] '''(C)'''
*[[Savoy County, Kalúen]]
*[[Sayooville, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''

*[[Scarson, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Schaefer County, Takalim]]
*[[Schoenbaum County, Lág]]
*[[Schoneveld County, Takalim]]
*[[Schwartzville, Takalim]] '''(C)'''

*[[Sebring, Quincollia]] '''(C)'''
*Sellers-Casey County: [[Sellers-Casey County, Takalim|Takalim]], [[Sellers-Casey County, Tigupoke|Tigupoke]]
*[[Setterton County, New Lothian]]

*[[Shaffonton, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Shamrock County, New Kerry]]
*[[Shannon County, New Kerry]]
*[[Shaw, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Sheldon County, Janval]]
*[[Shepherd's Bush County, Takalim]]
*[[Shirley, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Short County, Takalim]]
*[[Shropshire Parish, San Rafael]]

*[[Siddon, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Sidma Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Siena County, Takalim]]
*[[Sigmaringen County, Janval]]
*[[Silas, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Silorsi County, New Lothian]]
*Simpson County: [[Simpson County, Kalúen|Kalúen]], [[Simpson County, Lág|Lág]]
*[[Skinner, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Skye, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Sligo County, New Kerry]]
*[[Smithson County, New Lothian]]
*[[Smithville County, Lág]]
*[[Solomon, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Sorensen County, Takalim]]
*[[Southwark, Lág]] '''(C)'''
*[[Spanish Beach County, New Kerry]]
*[[Spencer County, Urgel]]

*[[St. Aaron County, Quincollia]]
*[[St. Adrian, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[St. Agatha County, Lág]]
*[[St. Anthony County, Tigupoke]]
*[[St. Augustine County, Lág]]
*[[St. Cybi County, Quincollia]]
*[[St. Horace County, Quincollia]]
*[[St. Ida County, Janval]]
*[[St. Joseph, Evalria]] '''(C)'''
*[[St. Julius County, Quincollia]]
*[[St. Michael, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
*[[St. Peter County, Janval]]
*[[St. Pirmin, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[St. Terence County, New Lothian]]
*[[St. Vincent, Janval]] '''(C)'''

*[[Stahl County, Takalim]]
*Stanley County: [[Stanley County, New Lothian|New Lothian]], [[Stanley Parish, San Rafael|San Rafael]]
*[[Stanton, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Steeltown, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Sterling County, Lág]]
*[[Stetson County, Quincollia]]
*[[Stevenson County, Urgel]]
*[[Stevesland, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Stones County, Lág]]
*[[Strachan's Court County, Kalúen]]
*[[Straitsville County, Quincollia]]
*[[Stratford County, Lág]]
*[[Strickland County, Kalúen]]
*[[Sturridge County, Kalúen]]
*[[Sullivan County, New Kerry]]
*[[Surrey, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Swallow Bay County, Quincollia]]
{{div col end}}

==T==
{{div col|colwidth=30em}}
*[[Takasoo, Takalim]] '''(C)'''
*[[Tártagi County, New Lothian]]
*[[Tașarél, Evalria]] '''(C)'''
*[[Tecwen County, Quincollia]]
*[[Teignmouth County, Takalim]]
*[[Teller County, New Lothian]]
*[[Terreneuve Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Thomasville County, New Lothian]]
*[[Thompson County, Lág]]
*[[Thurrock County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Tilley County, Janval]]
*[[Tisdale County, Urgel]]
*[[Tondreau County, Lág]]
*[[Towner, Lág]] '''(C)'''
*[[Tranatlanty County, New Kerry]]
*[[Travis County, Takalim]]
*[[Treetoor, New Kerry]] '''(C)'''
*[[Tremblay, Cartier Island]] '''(C)'''
*[[Tripoint County, Kalúen]]
*[[Tuscany County, New Kerry]]
*[[Tyler County, Tigupoke]]
{{div col end}}

==U==
{{div col|colwidth=30em}}
*[[Ușinal Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Uslar, Evalria]] '''(C)'''
*[[Uxbridge County, Takalim]]
{{div col end}}

==V==
{{div col|colwidth=30em}}
*[[Vandergarde County, Lág]]
*[[Varșvai County, New Lothian]]
*[[Vemín, Quincollia]] '''(C)'''
*[[Venus County, Lág]]
*[[Versé, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''
*[[Vierge-Marie Parish, Cartier Island]]
*[[Virgo, Janval]] '''(C)'''
{{div col end}}

==W==
{{div col|colwidth=30em}}
*[[Warrington, Quincollia]] '''(C)'''
*[[Warwick County, Tigupoke]]
*[[Washburn County, Takalim]]
*[[Washington, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Wasserville County, Janval]]
*[[Waterford, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Watermill, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''

*[[Webberton, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Welegisg Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Welles County, New Lothian]]
*[[Welneweg Parish, San Rafael]]
*[[Wesley County, Urgel]]
*[[Weston County, New Kerry]]
*[[Westphalia County, Lág]]
*[[Westport, New Kerry]] '''(C)'''
*[[Westree County, Quincollia]]
*[[Wheeler County, New Lothian]]

*[[Whitecliff, Kalúen]] '''(C)'''
*[[Whiteriver, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Whitman County, Urgel]]

*[[Williams County, Urgel]]
*[[Wilson County, Kalúen]]

*[[Wordsworth, Tigupoke]] '''(C)'''

*[[Wrexham County, New Lothian]]
{{div col end}}

==X==
*[[Xenocrates, Urgel]] '''(C)'''

==Y==
{{div col|colwidth=30em}}
*[[Yarmouth County, New Lothian]]
*[[Yarrey County, Quincollia]]
*[[Yewtree, Urgel]] '''(C)'''
*[[Yoricksburg, New Kerry]] '''(C)'''
{{div col end}}

==Z==
{{div col|colwidth=30em}}
*[[Zealand, Janval]] '''(C)'''
*[[Zola County, Janval]]
*[[Zweiflusse County, Janval]]
{{div col end}}

{{Municipalities of Kalseri}}

[[Category:Lists of municipalities of Kalșeri]]