User:Triton2009

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Unauthorized access of this file is strictly prohibited.
- User:Fizzyflapjack, the head of the Paracosmic Archive Directory.




Note: PF-9002's supposed anomalous traits and its encounters and incidents with the Paracosmic Foundation are not real.
Item #: PF-9002

Object Class: Keter Neutralized [1]

Special Containment Procedures: PF-9002 is to be neutralized as soon as possible. There is no possible containment method for PF-9002. Any alteration to the Foundation database made by PF-9002 must be deleted immediately.

Revised Special Containment Procedures: As PF-9002's anomalous effects have been neutralized, he does not need to be contained or neutralized. As PF-9002 has been generally very cooperative with the Foundation, he is to gradually transition to Foundation care within the next few years.

PF-9002's avatar on the Conworlds Wiki.
Description: PF-9002 is a 1█-year old male born in 09/29/200█. He takes the pseudonym "Triton2009" or a variant of it in a variety of wikis[2] and the website Scratch[3]. PF-9002 is currently in 9th grade[4], and his interests are in mathematics, science, astronomy, history, alternate timelines, speculative biology, fictional languages, fictional mythologies, the April Fools' version of the Scratch Wiki, the SCP Foundation universe, fictional Emergency Alert System scenarios, the Baldi's Basics series[5], and the game Papers, Please[6].

PF-9002 appears to not be anomalous in his physical appearance or bodily functions. However, PF-9002 can alter the Foundation database via anomalous means, potentially wasting Foundation resources and diverting them away from important anomalies like PF-682 or PF-4885. This could potentially generate several hundred Foundation casualties. No thaumaturgic or ontokinetic activity was detected from PF-9002.

PF-9002 enjoys creating fictional timelines for fun. He has made 4 in total:

  • Imperium Cascadia: Alternate history scenario revolving around the migration of the Yenisei Kyrgyz people to what is today the northwestern United States and becoming a global power. This timeline explores the geopolitical situation and history of the Kyrgyz Khaganate (OTL Western U.S., Western Canada, Alaska, and most of Mexico) and its allies of Rhomania and the Maya Empire and its historic nemesis Vinland. It is PF-9002's oldest timeline, and was conceived when he was in 6th grade. It will be moved to Conworlds once both Levarianqueva, SU:tAoR, and TAR are finished.
  • Levarianqueva: Timeline which takes place 10 million years in the future, revolving around the fictional planet Levarianqueva and its dominant species, the Alligatoris sapiens. The timeline also explores a bit of human history prior to when the timeline takes place, as it explains why most of Levarianqueva's life are descended from life forms native to Terra (which is what Earth was called in the timeline since 2071). This timeline was conceived in mid-2023, and plans to be moved to Conworlds in the near-future.
  • Slavonic Universe: The Age of Rod: Science-fiction timeline revolving around humanity and its conquests of multiple galaxy groups as part of the National-Bolshevist[7] Empire of Perun. This timeline was conceived in January 2024 and was moved to Conworlds on June of the same year
  • The American Renaissance: Alternate future scenario with some elements of science fiction mostly revolving around Earth and the competition between its six superpowers: the Californian Republic, the Australasian Federation, the Caliphate, the Divine Republic of India, the Russian Tsardom, and the Ren dynasty, amidst the rediscovery of 21st century technology and books including the science-fiction graphic novel series Ourilon the Malevolent and the first contacts from the Anekafrésseian Federation, a spacefaring power controlling 91 star systems as of 3024. This timeline was conceived in October 2024 and is strictly a Conworlds-only timeline.

In addition to the four timelines listed above, PF-9002 created the Life in a Pool timeline which is hosted on the Speculative Evolution Wiki, which is located in the website Fandom. However, it mainly focuses on species instead of nations, massive galactic-spanning space empires, or alternate histories, so it is on the Speculative Evolution Wiki instead of any of the other wikis he is/was active on.

Footnotes:
  1. ↑ The anomalous effects of PF-9002 have been neutralized, not the entity itself. PF-9002 has been reclassified from Keter to Neutralized following the neutralization of his anomalous effects.
  2. ↑ Websites that are collaboratively edited
  3. ↑ A website and programming language primarily aimed at children between the ages of 8 and 16.
  4. ↑ In PF-9002's school district, a school year lasts from late August to early June.
  5. ↑ An indie series first released in 2018, where the protagonist is a student trying to collect all notebooks scattered throughout a school and escape it before a math teacher named "Baldi" slaps the student in question with a ruler.
  6. ↑ An indie game released in 2013, where the protagonist is a border inspector from the fictional country of Arstotzka.
  7. ↑ A mixture of ultranationalism and communism.
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