Taco politics

Taco politics is a form of politics that was founded by a radical JBRican congressman, Brian Cervantes. Taco politics mainly revolves around the Mexican dish, the taco. The mainstream taco politics hold negative views on other Mexican dishes other than the taco, especially the burrito which Cervantes called for "the annihilation and cleanse of". Many JBRicans likened taco politics to the Nazism except in the matters of the Mexican culinary world. The main front of international taco politics is the Taco Party—primarily based in the United States of JBR.

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The logo of the Taco Party.

Taco politics also has some ties with Saucy Christianity, a form of Christianity mixed with the founding principles of taco politics (and also founded by Cervantes). On the issues of other topics other than the taco, the position of the politics is mostly conservative.

Overview

Taco politics is a conservative form of politics and government in which the taco is held as the supreme sovereign Mexican dish over the burrito, nacho, chilli, and other dishes. It calls for the annihilation of the burrito and disposal of restaurants that knowingly sell or produce any non-taco Mexican dish. Although it holds no actual power in doing this, people following taco politics often protest restaurants who do sell the burrito and also shuns people who eat it. On regard on other topics, the ideology is mainly neutral or against it. Taco politics is generally identified as a mixed supporter of a capitalist economy, pro-life, and a supporter on animal rights.

Outside the United States of JBR

Due to its limited principles and radical thought, taco politics has been negatively-received and scarcely found in any country at all. Cervantes originally planned to take an advantage and insert a taco party in the sovereign state of Bobogoobo, a country that recently became allies with the United States of JBR. However, after this plan was made known to the Bobogoobo government, Cervantes's chance to do so failed.