Franco Land

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The unofficial and copyrighted (to Nintendo) flag of Franco Land. Notice its satirized self.

Franco Land is a theme park located in JBR City, United States of JBR, owned and operated by the Fun House Company along with a joint-operation with the government of the United States of JBR (indirectly by the New Pacific Order). Franco Land is nicknamed "Little Francograd" by JBRicans after the Pacifican capital, Francograd. The amusement park opened in January 3, 2011 but closed temporarily because of the Doom House-NPO War. The amusement park originally began construction on December 1, 2010 and remains being under construction currently despite being in wartime and opened. Since its opening and before its interruption of service, it received about 4 million visitors in the short 3-week operation. The amusement park is expected to re-open once the war is over.

Park layout

The park is divided into sections called "Alliances" or "Squares". Each section is entirely themed to that particular alliance and all of these "alliances" are entirely satire or based on a real alliance.

Squares

Moldavi Land

Moldavi Land (or Little Francograd), is a section in the park which is mainly devoted to the Orders' founder: Ivan Moldavi. Moldavi Land consists of 12 rides and 3 roller coasters along with 5 food/drink facilities. The section is modeled after the city, Francograd. There is also a movie theater that operates in the main complex of Moldavi Land, Fort Francograd (named and styled after Fort Francograd).

Dilberifica

Dilberifica is named after Dilber and is the hub of all of the entertainment shows and lights up at night. Dilberifica also hosts 3 of the 5 main buffets in the amusement park—all which ranked either 4 or 5 stars by the JBRican Professional Chefs' and Cookers' Association. Dilberifica is also the main station of the Franco Land Monorail system. Unlike most of the other areas, Dilberifica lacks any rides and is instead, entirely devoted to other forms of entertainment.

Trotskys Pasture

Trotskys Pasture is named after TrotskysRevenge and is home to mostly mild attractions devoted for smaller children although there is one notable ride known as the Moo-Out of the Way Coaster!, which is one of the tallest and fastest coaster structures in the park. Aside from the tall, over-looming coaster and kiddy rides, there is a large lake known as Moo Lake and a park where one can take a jog around the lake or admire the mini-wood scenery. Trotskys Pasture has a petting zoo as well and mini-shopping mall district within the section.

Giggle Square

Giggle Square is named after Cortath's nickname, Comrade Giggles. Giggle Square, despite its name, is mostly composed of the more aggressive attractions and home to 12 different coasters and 18 "thriller" attractions. There is a bar and restaurant in the quarter, along with a go-kart track with 12 lanes. The Franco Land Monorail ends in this section. Giggle Square is centered in the middle of the park and the main administrative complex is situated here where the operators and employees work or take a break from their duties. Giggle Square has an underground museum that records the history of Francoism, the New Pacific Order, the New Polar Order, and the New Sith Order.

Sponge Lake

Sponge Lake is an underground section of the park, which is beneath Moo Lake. Sponge Lake hosts an underground roller coaster that goes through a small tube into the lake and into deep caverns accidentally found during construction. Sponge Lake is named after Electron Sponge. There is a seafood restaurant and an educational facility for children and teens.

Arctic Penguin District

The Arctic Penguin District is a small island in the middle of Moo Lake and surrounded by a large igloo where reconstructed snow continually falls while visitors play in the various arcade games and amusement parks inside it. There is a tunnel that leads to Sponge Lake and Trotskys Pasture.

Weebland

Weebland is named after Weebland and the section is on top of a small hill known as the Sith Hill. Weebland hosts laser tag arenas and a large sci-fi themed coaster. Weebland has a library as well and an arcade that was originally planned to lessen traffic flow at the Arctic Penguin District.

Fantabulous Dome

Fantabulous Dome is a large complex and section named after Mary the Fantabulous. The Dome has 5 rides and the rest of the building serves as a mall and food court. The complex has 4 buildings and is a midway point for the Franco Land Monorail.

Francos Spain Land

Francos Spain Land is named after the Francoist founder, Francos Spain. It has a 4-D entertainment ride and has a hotel owned by the Vuong's International Corporation. The section is marked with numerous monuments and memorials dedicated to Francoism and the alliances that follow it.

Alliances

New Mushroom Order

A section of the park, or "alliance" called the New Mushroom Order (usually called Mushroom Square), is themed after a Franco-cized Mushroom Kingdom with a pro-Pacifican Archon ruler. This park is known for its interrogation with Nintendo as there are many rides and attractions here that is related to Mario and his series. The Mushroom Square hosts mushroom tasting although this has proved to be highly unpopular to many tourists. The emergency station is positioned here and so is a daycare center for children who cannot be left unattended.

New Goon Order

The New Goon Order (sometimes called the New Comedic Order and usually referred as the Goon Square) is themed after a Francos Spain-praising GOONS alliance. The section is entirely reserved for nightlife and comedy talk shows that air on PNN International (only for JBR viewers). There is a few funhouses that may be considered rides and a circus.

New Umbrella Order

The New Umbrella Order (usually referred as the Umbrella Hut) is really just an oversized pizza restaurant. Despite this, the restaurant hosts many artifacts and replicas of Umbrella items and sells merchandise that somehow is related to Umbrella. There is a roller coaster with its cars styled as umbrellas and an occasional rainfall from the ceiling leaves visitors often drenched while eating their pizzas.

New Viridian Ordente

The New Viridian Ordente (usually referred as the Viridian Street and sometimes the New Green Order), is themed after a Moldavite-populated Viridian Entente (2nd). Operators call it the Viridian Entente (3rd) which makes it the future of the Viridian Entente should Francoist influence. It is filled with tall trees and shrubs with rides that slowly go as the rider appreciates the vibrant world of green things. It is said that is parodizes the Green Protection Agency. There is also a large platform where people can sign with a karaoke system although many tend not to use it because of "embarrassment".

New Red Order

The New Red Order is themed after a Red Team that became entirely of the New Pacific Order. Although it is considered an "alliance", it is only a tall gate that leads to Giggle Square. It has a small merchandise shop and "pit stop" shack.

Admission

A one-day admission is usually $8.00 per child over the age of 4, $11.00 per person above the age of 13. One can purchase a membership pass that is separated into 7 levels: n00b, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Elite, and Franco. Each level higher receives more bonuses and more costly. On average, the Silver membership is usually bought.

Membership Benefits and Adult Prices
n00b	$8	One day
Bronze	$12	6-month	5% discount on all merchandise	Bronze parking
Silver	$16	6-month	5% discount on all merchandise	Silver parking	10 credits per visit	Credit account created
Gold	$26	1-year	10% discount on all merchandise	Gold parking	20 credits per visit	Credits account created (if not already)	Exclusive access to Gold and up member-only specific rides
Platinum	$40	1-year	15% discount on all merchandise	Platinum parking	30 credits per visit	Credits account created (if not already)	Exclusive access to Gold and up member-only specific rides	Overnight stay	1-hour entrance before normal time	Free parties; unlimited
Elite	$60	2-year	20% discount on all merchandise	Elite parking	40 credits per visit	Credits account created (if not already)	Exclusive access to Gold and up member-only specific rides	Overnight stay	1-hour entrance before normal time	Free parties and free on all non-member guests included in the party (limit 10)	Backstage passes to shows	Access to the Expressway Line
Franco	$100	2-year	30% discount on all merchandise	Franco parking	60 credits per visit	Credits account created (if not already)	Exclusive access to Gold and up member-only specific rides	Overnight stay	2-hour entrance before normal time	Free parties and free on all non-member guests included in the party (limit 20)	Backstage passes to shows	Access to the Expressway Line	Listed as an official Franco fan	Exclusive access to secret passageways	6-night flight to Francograd	Free butler service

Entertainment

Franco Land provides a handful amount of live entertainment and most of this is found in the New Goon Order section.

New Goon Order's Entertainment

Laughing Box

The Laughing Box is a comedic show that is only in service after 6 PM and features a large array of various comedic entertainment from slapstick to deadpan. The Laughing Box provides a dinner for all guests and its shows usually last for about 2 hours.

He He House

The He He House is a family-friendly variation of the Laughing Box and primarily focuses on child-oriented comedy and even audience interaction. In addition to comedy, families can play in a game known as the Fun is Right and some of these are recorded on live television.